A new STAT for you STATHEADS to chew on: tINCFoUTaCU

THE INFALLIBLE NED COLLETTI FORMULA OF UNIVERSAL TRUTH AND COMPREHENSIVE UNDERSTANDING: It is the sum of a player's age, height, weight, batting average, home runs, stolen bases, fielding percentage, on-base percentage, doubles, triples, hit-by-pitches, Cartesian coordinates of birthplace and current residence, and number of cavities filled.

Or, just a devious way of getting you to read a Dugout Chat.

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Torreumon: You mean OPS+? Like, adjusted OPS?

CollettiSoul: Ugh, no. I don’t even know what that is. Whenever I visit Baseball-Reference I drag my Buddy List to obscure the right half of the stat lines.

haha

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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 22, 2008 10:00 AM PDT reply actions

Also, the Radiohead lyrics at the end had me laughing.

The Bends ftw!

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 22, 2008 10:02 AM PDT reply actions

Really?

you like the bends? I thought they kind of sucked to have..

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 22, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions