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The Second Gameday Thread

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The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

fail thread

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 20, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

New thread, fail

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This always happens.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Great, and now we are going to go through another “shoulda walked him” vs “NU UH!” debate

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

My bad.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

in hindsight....

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SON OF A BITCH

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Manny Ramirez

Though he would look good in orange & black.

Don’t want, though

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s some good inner turmoil

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least this might give Sabean pause before signing Brad to a 3 year/30 million extension

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Henneplosion

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Good night folks

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus christ hennessey. dude gives up bombs like nobodies business

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 20, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

average stuff, average command….

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRAD SHOULD HAVE WALKED ALL OF THEM I TOLD YOU WALK WALK WALK

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

And now Rags drags his ass out there.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 20, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

So I think I’m just going to turn off Gameday Audio.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

And play some MLB 08.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooohh, I haven’t played a baseball game in a while. Hmmmm

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Sep 20, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Vasgersian still doing the play by play?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I play with the sound down and listen to music.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the way to do it. I think I’m going to go Tiger Woods with the movie Postal on the computer.

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Sep 20, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!

2008 Season in Summary: We haven't had a twenty-first baseman all year. How did that happen? Silly. It's almos.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 20, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUMB

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand would hit that ball out

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

ballgame

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 20, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

this is unreasonable

except that Sandoval isn’t playing

by BigO on Sep 20, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brad, you’re grounded.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 20, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

why is he still pitching

by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 20, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

5 runs ever since the opening of this thread

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Off with the Walrus’ head!

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Sep 20, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHECK OUT THE BIG FAIL ON BRAD

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT’S RIGHT.

THE FAIL SYSTEM.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The nation state of Hennesorriea.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

I thought we were done with Hennessey

We had better be now

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Sep 20, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Angel Berroa? Punked by Kruk.

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Sep 20, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

deservedly so

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker

earn some playing time.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

DREAMY DREAM HIS WAY OUTTA THIS NIGHTMARE

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah but...

eventually Aaron Rowand will have to bat.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

two good AB’s in a row for Bowk

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

nice liner back up the middle

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMETHING

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Worst Thing Ever

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

it upsets the natural laws of the universe and allows the Giants to score

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARF

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vinnie said the GIants are 1-8 in RISP

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

they lack Attack Pandaness

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get at least one run back Nate

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what Nate oughtta do right here? Hit a home run!! Wouldn’t that be a good idea? Why doesn’t he go ahead and do that?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 20, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I know! I think of stuff like this all the time!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 20, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

85 pitches in the 4th inning??

Dave Righetti says “I want him here”

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Russel Martin

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Nate, how about you run those out?

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, that was kinda funny.

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

UNTIL NOW, BOOO!!!!

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is a good call strike 3 dead ball

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’est la vie.

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

what happened here?

either the ball is foul, or it’s a live ball and Omar can score. I heard it on the radio and didn’t see it, but there is no such thing as a automatic dead ball on a 3rd strike.

by tyrannoman on Sep 20, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was awful

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

You sounded just like Kuip right there--

…when he sings “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” for the Junior Giants ad.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 20, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want to be a big-leaguer, don’t swing at pitches that hit you

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is teaching these guys how to hit?? Stevie Wonder??

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahha

what’s funny is that Alexei Ramirez of the white sox did that during spring training

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

through 4 innings the Giants are 1-10 RISP

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Bob Melvin is saying “What the fuck?!?!”

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

:<

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ballgame

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 20, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Hennessey’s not very good huh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s the one youngish guy that I’ve never believed in for a second.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Correia

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correia is OK. He’s just not a starter.

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to think Correia could be good. This season has ended this hope.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t help but think it was the oblique injury. They are pure evil for pitchers.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are. I wonder if Corriea is going to be in for any cascade injuries from his.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Problem with Hennessey, in my opinion

I think he’s able to pitch well in stretches, but those stretches don’t last very long. Just a real tenuous hold on whatever makes him effective at times. Not a guy you can rely on in any role.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 20, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice play by Honest Abe

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess he’s entitled to a fluke every now and then.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 20, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that like saying a broken clock is right twice a day?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been less horrifying at second.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuroda’s hitting?

Possible game changing poor managerial decision!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Giants were a good team, then probably.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that includes AL pitchers during interleague

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Herbel could get hits off these guys!

…and he’s dead!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 20, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Look on the bright side....

we have more 5th starters than any other team in the league!

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

and 5th OF

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

and utility infielders

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

but no 5th hitter

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

or 4th

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

and middle relievers

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't. Walk . Ethier.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

you should listen to me on this, Kevin

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do.Walk.Manny

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny's going to make an out here....

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

OMAR!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

and Kevin

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

finally

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Back from eating dinner and watching Doctor Who

And I see things have gone fantastically since the score was 1-0 and I left.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

5 runs for LA ever since this thread was created.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, fair warning, I’m going to again: gotta walk the dog.

So, when you next hear from me, the score should be Dodgers 10, Giants 3.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

JCB9 is the antonym for the word gamer

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

After discovering Mr. Merope had never seen Smokey and the Bandit, we were watching that instead.
5 runs? sheesh!

by Merope on Sep 20, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Booo! Also a non-gamer!

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This inning we abuse Kuroda.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 20, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

A HR might score BMoney

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEW

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

so....

TI walks, Rowand homers….. count on it

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

irl lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

the first part sounds reasonable.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he meant a little league homer. Rowand grounds to third, they throw the ball away. Rowand goes to second they throw the ball away. They throw to third, they throw the ball away, Rowand scores.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once got an inside-the-infield grand slam that way.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

reverse jinx? if there was such a thing…

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang. Was hoping Torre was going to be dumber than that.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Look out for the dropkick!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hot asian on asian action

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hanguo vs. Erben

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hanguo meiyou jiajiao.

I’ve forgotten so much Chinese that’s the best I can come up with. :(

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

jiajiao you shenme yisi?

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um…Family education has what here?

My terrible Chinese is accentuated by the fact that your transliterations are slightly different from how I learned ’em!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, Family Education. Did you learn pinyin or Wade-Giles?

Shenme yisi is like “has what meaning?”

you shenme yisi is the polite form. Just saying “Shenme Yisi?!” is akin to “what ARE you talking about?” Sound familiar now?

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

pinyin

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And keep in mind, I took one semester of Chinese 6 years ago – I wanted to take a second, but the class got cancelled. And my wife has taught me some, but her Chinese education pretty much stopped when she started kindergarten. So.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, I took like 3 years of spanish and I can’t remember a drop of that.

I lived in China, so it was either learn Chinese or starve.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I took French from 7th-12th grade, and I’ve retained even less of that than my one semester of Chinese.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My spanish is decent, but my chinese is not so much. I know the words for star, and dinosaur, and hello… and that’s about it. Almost half my class is cantonese speaking this year, so I’m sure I’ll pick up some more as the year goes on.

by Merope on Sep 20, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Spanish lady friend is an excellent cook, my Chinese lady friend is fine

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cantonese is so disappointing for me.
It sounds like I can understand it, but I can’t.

What’s the word for dinosaur?

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

kung lung – of course this is according to 5 year olds…

by Merope on Sep 20, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like it has the Dragon character in it. I learned a lot of my Chinese from 5-year olds.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishii!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Scott, you are so due.

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

scott?

you mean errant?

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

please prove me wrong...

here come a few more LOB’s

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 20, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Stumble

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The only thing that would make that better is if he had fractured his skull.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has too much lard in his head for cushion

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm, neck fat.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

just fat period

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

wash your mouth out with soap

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

strikeout into a triple play?

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take it, Scott

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Chan Ho

what a loser, walking Rowand.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Scott didn’t fuck that up!?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

bases loaded no outs...

how to fuck this up.

(ask the giants.)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 20, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP percentage this month skyrockets to .003

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 20, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP Percentage – is that anything like PIN Numbers and ATM Machines?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLOSER TO STFU UP

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 20, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

jk. fail by me. =\

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 20, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHAN HO-HO-HO

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we’ve seen this before…

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!

2008 Season in Summary: We haven't had a twenty-first baseman all year. How did that happen? Silly. It's almos.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 20, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

random Velez triple...

please….

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

random grand slam?

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

random Velez triple homerun…

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

molina on 3rd…crap

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 20, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

awesome

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT PICTURE IS HISTORICALLY INACCURATE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DO YOU KNOW WERE YOU THEYRE!!1?

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s a member of the fact-ionista.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s only listening to a Run-DMC tape.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

winnnnnnnnnn

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 20, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm just realized..

THIS IS THE KRAGEN GRAND SLAM INNING. OMFG.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 20, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

win a giants jacket!

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

$10K????

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't think anyone has ever won that prize yet.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 20, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've seen it

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

guh reply fail

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine Eyes have seen the glory

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez working the count!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

The one thing that gives me hope here is that at least the 3-4-5 hitters aren’t up here. Then you know the rally would be doomed to fail.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 20, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

CHAN LOL PARK

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 20, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t swing?

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

gg chan ho.

dodgers giving us free points. bengie molina doesn’t have to run.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 20, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HUZZAH!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DODGERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

CHAN HA HA HA

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

pinch hit for Omar?

or is that too early?

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it EVER too early?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too early

plus will hit for Correia next

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s been good in september at least…

by kingofthacove on Sep 20, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strange but true

Bengie Molina has 3 career stolen bases

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

how many triples?

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds bout right. i bet they were hit and runs where the batter fails @ contact.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 20, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

All three must of been when Bobby Estelella was catching

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

vizquel bunt comin’ right up. it’ll be the last thing they suspect ;)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 20, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Beimel - Khalil Greene's bong buddy?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like the star from Grandma’s Boy

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a bit like a frog on roofies.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ THAT

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 20, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I am getting really good at this tonight.

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny collides with Kemp, both have to be taken out.

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

even better

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez earned some points from me.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Omar... please.... come... through...

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SAFE!

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAH

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishi looked ready to Yang Yang on Biemel

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

btw Yang Yang totally sounds like a name you would give a small dog or a Panda.
Not kidding.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT MARTIN

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

there goes your undeserved gold glove right there!!!

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

suck. it. russell. martin.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa for Player of the Game!

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERKAWA

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishinaut?

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been a while since John McClain has gotten playing time.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

And he was a POW even!

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like when dodgers choke vs giants.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 20, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay for rbi.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 20, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

typical giants scoring….walk…passed ball…rbi ground out

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

small ball

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAMERBALL!!!!

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

small ball = play against a team that c*cks up

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT DODGERS

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

if someone is going to get a hit here, I think it’s Randy Winn

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

nevermind

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

you'd be wrong

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what you say now

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ticket auction? gonna be some bored auctioneers

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

buYa!

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the Asianest game I’ve ever seen

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

You should watch the WBC.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s wrong with that?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything right with it.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless Shinjo is involved.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

he can be a defensive substitution/ Designated Weirdo

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

got some other game tapes with a lot of Asians

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wil’s got the fever

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAAAAAAHHBOOOOOOOOOOHOOOO!!!!

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

that was filthy

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The scoreboard definitely said “FINAL” for a second there.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Keichi Yabu?!

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

oooh look! the wave!! hehehehehehe! Oh! There’s a beach ball getting hit around the bleachers!! Oh…what’s this? Down by the Dodgers bullpen, they’re having fan karaoke! Is that Paris Hilton texting on her blackberry?

Oh, LA baseball is so great!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

where's Natto?

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Krukow <3 Manny

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s getting annoying

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoohoo richie!

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

beautiful

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie brings the D

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

/5 year extension

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 20, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

12 mil per year

mark it down CHAMPIONSHIP

by po on Sep 20, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is excruciating......

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

hooray for old folks!!

by Merope on Sep 20, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry Zito

not my hero

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on...

He has to win SOMETHING.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOP?

most overpaid player?

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wins at getting laid with borderline minors

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roger Clemens didn’t worry about borderline

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAMER.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither did Roman Polanski

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Marvin Miller award is for excellence on and off the field..

how could Barry Zito be a finalist?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

because off the field he hits HRs

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my goodness.....

LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES!!!!

doesn’t bochy know this?

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I think RIchie deserves his Toyota Vallejo commericals back

by po on Sep 20, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEELS

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Lowball Money

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 20, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we have a nickname for Ishikawa?

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The Stone-River Stunner

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 20, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishi the Killer

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

nvm

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna call him “The Samurai”

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ishikawa

without his lid he has the look of Yakuza

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re killing me with the Manny highlights, Kruk

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Man(ny) Love.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It IS a bit much… I mean he IS a dodger…

by Merope on Sep 20, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good to know

McCain is no longer supports privatization of Social Security

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan Pierre looks grumpy in his Gameday photo.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!

2008 Season in Summary: We haven't had a twenty-first baseman all year. How did that happen? Silly. It's almos.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 20, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

You would too if you didn’t play much

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

more time to go to the bank

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he’s rich and doesn’t have to work!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like Webster

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatchu talking about Willis??

Oh wait, that’s Gary Coleman

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

same difference

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peter Magowan's last acts

Will be to sign Aurilia to a 5 year, 45 million extension
Omar to a 5 year, 50 million extension and
Dave Roberts to a 3 year, 30 million extension.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry Zito to a 15 year, $180 million extension?

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Kent as Moustache Coach and auto-detailing instructor

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, keep him away from Rohlinger!

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Build a wall on the border!

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done. We just have to let in a few more Mexicans to build it.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

All this game needs is Chien-Ming Wang to complete the Asian collection.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

some Asian hunnies would be bad either

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

or should Geno Espinelli be included too?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

God…we’re gonna find out soon that Rowand was diagnosed with Lou Gehrig’s disease at the all star break

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

yuckiest man on the face of the earth.

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

suckiest*

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 20, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's gotten some bad breaks

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 20, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would that get the Giants out of his contract?

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t saito their closer?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

was....

Broxton is now…. i guess you can lose your job to an injury….

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it’s Broxton now

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was for it before he was against it

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAH-NAHHHH!!!

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 20, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

CONDOR

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

DIZZY!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants of the Future….. TODAY!

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

THE FUTURE IS HERE

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

geez kruk…..don’t mention the words “gillaspie” and “going commando” together ever again

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HOMER

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit Omar

He was gonna homer!

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh for crying out loud

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

wow…

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 20, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

AAJHDKJSFHLKJADHLKJHLDKJHSDK

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

What in the world was Omar doing??

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s about at that age where dementia can set in

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dreamy dreamed he was in a senior home

and thought he was a shuffleboard disc, but on a basepath

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And my drinking continues…

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

amen

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT-SO DREAMY

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Omar Vizquel used to be good at baseball.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I honestly wonder if he was ever a good baserunner. Seems like he’s guessing out there.

by BigO on Sep 20, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game Over!!

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Tyler Walker vs. Manny Ramirez

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, that’s just Tylers triple chili cheese dog.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tyler’s. I know how to use apostrophes, dammit.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need a picture of that kid from Home Alone

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

manny + walker =

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 20, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy gives up.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

PH but no PA

don’t see that too often

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 20, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

“Tyler…what would you do if the Dodgers brought in a girl to pinch hit?”

“Walker.”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FOR FUCK SAKE

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Give him the Barry Bonds 4-finger salute.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Digital Prostate Exam?

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIT IT ON THE GROUND TO OMAR

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

the dodger stadium ushers should be going through the bleachers telling the fans to watch out for baseballs headed at them at high speeds

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I stayed up past my bedtime for this?

by Merope on Sep 20, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Tyler can adjust

He’ll blow the game in the 7th instead of the 85h

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

must be using the metric system

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I apologize

Peter Magowan’s last act will be to give Tyler Walker a 10 year, 80 million extension

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

If by extension you mean cord… and by 10 years you mean around the neck… then yes

by Merope on Sep 20, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magowan will give him a around the neck, 80 million cord?

by kaliber on Sep 20, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh

Pull the f’er out?

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Tyler Walker Blows Whales

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 20, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

And my drinking continues…

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

damn singles..

we shoulda walked his ass…

by boonitez on Sep 20, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

at least we’re seeing the final days of this fat f in a Giant uniform, aren’t we?

Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR

by Traylude on Sep 20, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

probably not

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Instead of a rosin bag, Tyler has a bag of powdered sugar behind the mound

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

it's blow

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 20, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's just the emergency supply

He ’s got a burlap bag of powdered sugar in his shorts

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Those are powdered donuts

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does leaving Walker in the game make sense to ANYONE but Bochy?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

well

if you’re going to leave him in for Loney…

by BigO on Sep 20, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIT IT ON THE GROUND TO OMAR

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

the fields should all be allowed to wear facemasks for this at bat

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

er..fielders

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

one tantalizing strike away

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLANG

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

HOGAN!

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hulk Hogan might be a better manager than Bochy.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Hulkamania walks the bases loaded on you??

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants offense replies, “Strike out followed by a double play.”

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hogan could give blue the Atomic Leg Drop

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speedy McFuckup

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

The Esteemed Mr. Ironglove

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant infielders

Gloriously turning four outs into two

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That burger commercial is making me hungry

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

send him out there with a butterfly net

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

send him out there with a butterfly net

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

send him out there with a butterfly net

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Sanchez II: Electric Boogaloo

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

just listening

should it have been a sure two?

by BigO on Sep 20, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

sharply hit one-hopper…

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 20, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicks dig cavemen?

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

more specifically, rich cavemen

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid commercial. It’s not like the women put up that billboard.

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn these commercials are just getting weirder and weirder…

by Merope on Sep 20, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it me??

or is this game really long??

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

3 hours through 6 2/3…

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 20, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is what she ……

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a quarter after one here and it’s only the 7th inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

East Coast gamers!

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 20, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what SHE said

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 20, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

since when

does tasch throw 93?

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 20, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

dumb, dumb, dumb

by BigO on Sep 20, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Tag-team bullpen implosion!

The Polar Bear-Special Agent Connection?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

These look like strikes on gameday

by KingofDucks1987 on Sep 20, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

nope way off

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

more trouble locating than a decapitated bloodhound

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 20, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON BLUE

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

KJASHNLKJFBNLKJFNLKJANKLJSNLKSJFNLKJFNKJAFNLKJAFN

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

alslkdnsajfnjskdfnskdjfnaslkfsdlkfj

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey. Why'd we pull Thighler?

He can do that with the best of ’em

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

YOUR 2008 San Francisco Giants!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Righetti to Taschner: “Sit the fuck down. I’M PITCHING”

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Where the hell is ROMO!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

MOP UP MAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preparing for his game vs. the Packers

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Accidently DFA’d

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?

blue.

off the knees
please?

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 20, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

PATHETIC

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Who let the dogs out? i.e. Walker and Taschner…

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

that guy

has walked 17 times this entire year!

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 20, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Taschner will walk the next hitter….

Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR

by Traylude on Sep 20, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

not a great angle

but pitch #3 certainly looks like a strike there.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Sep 20, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

  1. does. The rest do not.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant pitch 3. Dumb formatting

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow Taschner is terrible

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I used to like Jack Taschner. Sigh.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Let us say

a faster man would have caught that pop foul

Tht’s five outs this inning

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

To think the Brewers wanted Taschner

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

attention ginats relievers

At some point, I think if you’re going to pitch these fools, they just have to be told to serve it up there and let them hit it.

Didn’t rosters expand? Can Rohlinger pitch?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Attention KMart Shoppers

We have another Giants reliever on sale in the toy department

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goodwill's better

drop them off, get a receipt and a nice tax deduction (to offset the Lehman Bros. $2333 tax increase)

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

END THIS.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 20, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE?

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant FanClub at-home kit

includes that cyanide pill for nights just like tonight

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forget how this started.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 20, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Polar bear

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Half a century ago, a woman gave birth to a child with an abnormally large head.

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random ex-Giants Reliever Who Was Actually Good!

Steve Reed.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

They left him unprotected in the Rockies expansion draft to protect Mike Benjamin.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then reacquired him several years down to the line, and he was GREAT, and they ditched him again. Sigh.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robb Nen… :(

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 20, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

^^^^^^^^^^^

T H I S

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK x2

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm serious

pitch @#$%&$ underhand

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

DEAR TASCHNER

GTFO.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

There's a bus leaving at 11PM

be under it.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh for shit's sake

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 20, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS TEAM

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

When it's time for a Giants pitching change

You drink 4 Long Island Ice Teas

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

There is no “oh well” vs. the Dodgers.

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's also no crying in baseball

except at home, in front of your family.

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, remember when they would have the best record in the league every year, and then lose in the first round of the playoffs while drawing tens of fans to each game? Good times, good times.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHH

AHHHHH

AHHHHHH!

FUCK THIS I’M DOING DRUGS AND WATCHING A MOVIE.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 20, 2008 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

In better news

the “Road to Nowhere” has finally opened in Alaska, Now they only need to complete the bridge

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

 Look at Eugenio. He botches the fly ball in AZ to hurt Lincecum in the Cy Young race and now he mishandles a surefire DP ball that most certainly will cost Tyler Walker the Rolaids Relief Ace of the Year award.

Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR

by Traylude on Sep 20, 2008 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I refuse to look at him again until next Tuesday

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am beside myself. Bochy might actually be the worst manager in Giants history.

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Bruce Bochy, Jack Taschner and Tyler Walker,

TY for playoffs. :)

Love,
The Los Angeles Dodgers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder how many times Bochy has been tricked by Nigerian email scammers.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

rather than walks would prefer HBP

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This POS game

doesn’t deserve another thread…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can tie two cups to a string

and make a fort

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only thing worse than walking in two runs...

well, I was going to say grand slam, but I think I’d rather have that than the two walks.

Worse: walking in two runs THEN giving up grand slam

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Bochy is just giving Walker and Taschner a nice exclamation point to round off their Giant careers….

Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR

by Traylude on Sep 20, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

or

making sure they have a chance at the Cy Young… Bruce Jenkins sez let them pitch!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps is serves a greater purpose

of getting both their asses out of town faster

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

About fuggin time!

by Merope on Sep 20, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

TERRORIST FIST PUMP!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Next we videotape a dodger beheading

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Comcast,

I want to re-watch this game

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

There was another inning like this, only worse

It was a couple months ago. Sadler played a big part. Lots of walks and HBPs. Who was that against, I can’t for the life of me remember.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 20, 2008 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

the Giants?

No, wait…. the Giants?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thing is STILL on?

A dinner date that INSISTED on the 18" pizza – then ate one piece.
And me , the glutton. I feel like I swallowed…a beachball.

WTF – rain delay?
12 rounder in the stands?

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 20, 2008 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

Just a lot of baserunners

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taschner and Thighler

the human rain delays

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That happened to me once

A dinner date that INSISTED on the 18" pizza – then ate one piece.

and it was with ANCHOVIES

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

J. Geils , from "Love Stinks"

NO ANCHOVIES , PLEASE."

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 20, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hu's on 2nd

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

When I was in elementary school, I made up imaginary future Giants teams on whom I would play. One of them involved a first baseman named David Hu and second baseman named Billy Watt.

Of course, in my imaginary MLB, the Giants won the World Series in 2006. :(

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've stopped dreaming about a World Series

These days, I just hope the Giants win a shiny medal.

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

they did win the Super Bowl

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody's a winner

in T-ball. Certificates of Accomplishment for everyone!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wat’s on first

Huai’s on third

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

But...but...

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 20, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright, then….tickle them Bums with a feather boa

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why, that’s just crazy enough to work!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man that was quick

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

that is what she ……

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank god

nice short inning so the pitcher can go out still warmed up

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll cry if Bochy brings in Romo now.

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

No crying in the late innings

We allow a primordial scream, though, during the national anthem

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torre managed Bochy’s ass off. As bad as Walker is, Walker vs. Dewitt is better than Taschner vs. Nomar. It doesn’t take much to outsmart Bochy

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 20, 2008 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito was resigned?

BofA CEO and Sabean team up

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er, who pitched against him in the 1989 NLCS?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No fair

you’re typing and listening to the broadcast

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carl Hubble?

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 20, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Espineli.

The Asian invasion completes: Japan, South Korea and Phillipines

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

isn’t Hu from Taiwan?

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talking about the pitchers

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, right, Yabu.

I was thinking you meant Ishikawa. Hence the Washington remark.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yabu and Karoda

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Washington, Texas, and South Korea, really.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn picking boogers

FTW

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

the technical word is emunction

look it up

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 20, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost as good a word as defenestrate.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

one week left in the season and Bochy hasn’t figured out yet that Walker and Taschner are awful

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 20, 2008 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

the Merry=go-round continues

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

There was another inning like this, only worse

It was a couple months ago. Sadler played a big part. Lots of walks and HBPs. Who was that against, I can’t for the life of me remember.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 20, 2008 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

is there an echo in here?

                                                           in here?

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geno

just came closer to finishing us

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very Workamanlike

Geno came back in the same atbat and DID finish us

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

thinging

you know, THINGING!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sure ain't gonna be this game

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do, but I’ve already been warned on here today, so I have no further comment.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 20, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

walking guys before manny FTL

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 20, 2008 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

if he has to bat too much

maybe he’ll be tired next time

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently not

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 20, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

not yet, anyway.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 20, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, Espinelli’s not very good.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

uh..........no

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine

better than walking in three runs

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Walkering in runs can be very Polarizing

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

get better giants bullpen

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 20, 2008 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

stay thirsty my friend

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

this sucks.

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 20, 2008 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Espineli

you get to tinish now. It should be Traschner, but it’s you. Good luck.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Do the Dodgers have a counterpart chant to “Beat LA”?

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry Sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants suck, or Barry Sucks

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 20, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's

something about the Giants’ socks.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT TRAFFIC! BEAT TRAFFIC!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Picks!

Randy Picks!

Randy Picks!

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy can’t use Romo and Hinshaw because they’re setup men. They must have the lead late to use them. Doesn’t matter if he hasn’t used them in a week

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 20, 2008 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Put in Merkin Valdez

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Not his doctor.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

me and his army, The arm because strained with his reliever duties and could use the use between starts

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer Manny Mateo.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next victim

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

why?

Why change pitchers? Why waste anyone else?

Why am I watching this atrocity?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Much like the original Holocaust, it is a story that must be told

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will probably offer up my left arm to watch a game like this come February

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave Roberts can throw strikes….

Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR

by Traylude on Sep 20, 2008 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

spoonerism

you meant take strikes

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Jose Canseco missed most of a season throwing out his shoulder by pitching in a game? That was awesome.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Bruce Bochy,

Fuck you

Sincerely,
Bob Melvin, Manager, Arizona Diamondbacks

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

if Bochy could read, a letter like that might make him angry

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 20, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me!

I came up with a theory this afternoon that Bochy is actually a Neanderthal. I mean, they were discovered in France…they had huge heads…

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be nice to Neanderthals, they get a bad rap and don’t deserve that comparison.

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Bochy had a brain, Matos would’ve been pitching where Walker was in, and vice versa. Sigh.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy doesn’t have a brain, so it’s moot.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

if the choice is between a young guy and an old guy he will always pick the old. That’s why you’ve seen Correia, Yabu, Walker and Taschner before any young pitcher.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 20, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEFENSE!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

For crap's sake

can’t even hit anyone tonight

or catch

I’ll read the rest of this tomorrow

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Might I say?

Castillo would have had that.

But I don’t want him back, if that’s what yer thinkin

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Hu let the dogs out?

Dogdgerz R cute

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

mamahuhu

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

always best raw, with wasabi

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh huh huh, huh huh huh….you said you want to eat your mama’s huhu!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

A: Mitt Romney and the guy running the Dodgers' PA system

Q: Who’re the only two people who still think Who Let The Dogs Out? is cool.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I loved that vid of Mittens trying to connect with african americans.

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that you call him Mittens too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good ole’ Wonkette

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

not to mention playing songs with the word “walk” in the title whenever a pitcher walks a batter

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 20, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they played “Walk Hard,” I’d give them some credit.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG out of touch European socialism sympathizer!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s only socialism if it benefits poor people, DUH!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like being at your kid’s baseball game and a team is ahead by 17 runs and their coach just tells them to go up there and swing at every pitch….Torre needs to be that coach right about now.

Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR

by Traylude on Sep 20, 2008 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

when the Giants break down, it can get skanky

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

*turns on game*

*shuts off game *

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Sep 20, 2008 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It’w been going on for two days.

See you tomorrow, in the ninth

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where have you been all night??? There better have been a woman involved!

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were burgers involved…

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Sep 20, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds kinky

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

wonder what skit SNL will open with tonight

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

darryl hammond doing McCain

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 20, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

please do not give away since I is on west coast

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

shouldn't they call it SNthreehourtape delay out there?

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 20, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

back in the day had satellite and got the east coast feeds

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll say this. If the Rays win the World Series, I give up

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I just don’t want the Cubs or Indians to win. They’re the only teams left who’ve gone longer than the Giants.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since their manages got laid?

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO THINK ABOUT BRUCE BOCHY'S SCHLONG EVER AGAIN!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

why do you think everyone calls him “big head”?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACK MUST SCRUB MIND CLEAN

Judy Steffes….Bea Arthur….Butt Pee…ANYTHING BUT THIS

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eclectic Hungarian Nudity?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question: What would be more satisfying than watching the Giants?

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elderly Hunchbacked Nightwalker?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That includes so many things, it will take a while to process this request

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we made their bullpen tired for tomorrow!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

This made me tired for tomorrow

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand got a base hit!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

why doesn;t Lincecum pitch every 3rd or 4th day>

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie still fighting that last AB even though he punched out….he just caught about three games tonight., Gotta love the guy.

Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR

by Traylude on Sep 20, 2008 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope to see STEVE HOLM tomorrow.

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he die in a grease fire or something?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

amen

Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR

by Traylude on Sep 20, 2008 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

One day Bengie will go into his squat, and never get up

that will be his day to retire

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

2:05 AM back here in the east and I have to work tomorrow and I’m still watching this shit.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 20, 2008 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Like Bochy, you are guilty of unbelievabley poor decision-making

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You stay up to see Pablo hit

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

PABLO ON DECK! Suddenly, I care about this at bat…come on velez…TAKE THE WALK AGAIN

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Vinnie likes Sandoval

by wilriv21 on Sep 20, 2008 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA BERRLOLA

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Berroa doing his best Eugenio impression.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Berrha?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody hates fans

This game will never end

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

you know you want extra innings!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio holds that bat straight vertical, just like Ted Williams (comparison ends there…)

Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR

by Traylude on Sep 20, 2008 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Eugenio fields like his glove has been cryogenically frozen

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's more

Eugenio also plays defense as if his head were in a freezer

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Berroa wanted to see Pablo hit

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 20, 2008 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

5 run Grand Slam for Pablo

Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR

by Traylude on Sep 20, 2008 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval is good at this whole hitting thing.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

He did that on one leg!

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval is the best hitter in major league baseball

Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR

by Traylude on Sep 20, 2008 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

dave roberts? lol see you tomorrow

by kingofthacove on Sep 20, 2008 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD I WISH THIS WAS FRED LEWIS

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave Roberts may finish the season with a worse BA than Vizquel. MASSIVE FAIL.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

come on roberts…steal first

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

See, if they had brought Roberts in to pitch the bottom of the 8th they wouldn’t be in this situation…..

Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR

by Traylude on Sep 20, 2008 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

in come the savvy vets to fuck everything up

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 20, 2008 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

go to hell roberts

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodbye 4-hour, 9-inning giant piece of turd.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was long

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:14 PM PDT reply actions  

(said during a Cialis ad on tv)

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yumrocket? Bochy’s yumrocket?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone have a total pitch count for SF pitchers??

Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR

by Traylude on Sep 20, 2008 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

1009

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actual answer

195

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t own a scientific calculator

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

the dial spun around twice, flew off, and stuck in Thighler’s bag of powdered sugar

by Moggeee on Sep 20, 2008 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real number: 195

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR

by Traylude on Sep 20, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

To compare: Dodgers 179 pitches

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a scale of 1-10, how much of a loser am I if I watch the post game show?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

1009

Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR

by Traylude on Sep 20, 2008 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can never watch it after losses.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 20, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The postgame show is probably way more awesome than the game.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Sep 20, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has Bip and a Tits McGee

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like Palin children.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

who is this non amy woman?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

She seems hotter and less dumb so far.

by rotorueter on Sep 20, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with the first part….I’ll reserve judgement on the second part

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So basically, she’s not Terri Schiavo?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL rec

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should of been here much earlier to make a new thread. This thread caused 10 Dodgers runs.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

“rally caps those are”

So I see she went to the Degobah School Of Broadcasting

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Bip: “That’s why they call him big money, not because he has a lot of money, but because he’s clutch in those big situations”

So, Zito would get the hilariously ironic nickname of “No Money”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Breaking news: Bengie Molina is poor!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

11 walks given up by the Giants pitchers today. The only guy who didn’t walk anybody was Sadler and he was only in for one out. Why does this team walk so many friggin batters?

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Sep 20, 2008 11:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Because the Giants pitchers suck eggs?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 21, 2008 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

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