The Second Gameday Thread
by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2008 8:15 PM PDT
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The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
I hate Manny Ramirez
Though he would look good in orange & black.
Don’t want, though
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That pause just went from about a five minute pause to a whole ten minutes.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
And now Rags drags his ass out there.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 20, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
So I think I’m just going to turn off Gameday Audio.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
And play some MLB 08.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I dunno, I play with the sound down and listen to music.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That’s the way to do it. I think I’m going to go Tiger Woods with the movie Postal on the computer.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
Me too.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
2008 Season in Summary: We haven't had a twenty-first baseman all year. How did that happen? Silly. It's almos.
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 20, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
ballgame
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
Brad, you’re grounded.
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 20, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
WTF
I thought we were done with Hennessey
We had better be now
I think I pulled my swagger muscle...
Yeah but...
eventually Aaron Rowand will have to bat.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
NOOOOOO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
it upsets the natural laws of the universe and allows the Giants to score
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
You know what Nate oughtta do right here? Hit a home run!! Wouldn’t that be a good idea? Why doesn’t he go ahead and do that?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
I know! I think of stuff like this all the time!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
85 pitches in the 4th inning??
Dave Righetti says “I want him here”
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
what happened here?
either the ball is foul, or it’s a live ball and Omar can score. I heard it on the radio and didn’t see it, but there is no such thing as a automatic dead ball on a 3rd strike.
You sounded just like Kuip right there--
…when he sings “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” for the Junior Giants ad.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
If you want to be a big-leaguer, don’t swing at pitches that hit you
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
hahha
what’s funny is that Alexei Ramirez of the white sox did that during spring training
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
ballgame
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
Hennessey’s not very good huh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
He’s the one youngish guy that I’ve never believed in for a second.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
Or Correia
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I used to think Correia could be good. This season has ended this hope.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
I can’t help but think it was the oblique injury. They are pure evil for pitchers.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
they are. I wonder if Corriea is going to be in for any cascade injuries from his.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
Problem with Hennessey, in my opinion
I think he’s able to pitch well in stretches, but those stretches don’t last very long. Just a real tenuous hold on whatever makes him effective at times. Not a guy you can rely on in any role.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Kuroda’s hitting?
Possible game changing poor managerial decision!
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
Pitchers hitting against Giants are some of the best hitters in all of MLB!!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Ron Herbel could get hits off these guys!
…and he’s dead!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Look on the bright side....
we have more 5th starters than any other team in the league!
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
and utility infielders
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
Manny's going to make an out here....
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
Back from eating dinner and watching Doctor Who
And I see things have gone fantastically since the score was 1-0 and I left.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
so....
TI walks, Rowand homers….. count on it
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
Maybe he meant a little league homer. Rowand grounds to third, they throw the ball away. Rowand goes to second they throw the ball away. They throw to third, they throw the ball away, Rowand scores.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
dang. Was hoping Torre was going to be dumber than that.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
Look out for the dropkick!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Hanguo meiyou jiajiao.
I’ve forgotten so much Chinese that’s the best I can come up with. :(
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Um…Family education has what here?
My terrible Chinese is accentuated by the fact that your transliterations are slightly different from how I learned ’em!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
ah, Family Education. Did you learn pinyin or Wade-Giles?
Shenme yisi is like “has what meaning?”
you shenme yisi is the polite form. Just saying “Shenme Yisi?!” is akin to “what ARE you talking about?” Sound familiar now?
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
pinyin
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
And keep in mind, I took one semester of Chinese 6 years ago – I wanted to take a second, but the class got cancelled. And my wife has taught me some, but her Chinese education pretty much stopped when she started kindergarten. So.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
hey, I took like 3 years of spanish and I can’t remember a drop of that.
I lived in China, so it was either learn Chinese or starve.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
My spanish is decent, but my chinese is not so much. I know the words for star, and dinosaur, and hello… and that’s about it. Almost half my class is cantonese speaking this year, so I’m sure I’ll pick up some more as the year goes on.
Cantonese is so disappointing for me.
It sounds like I can understand it, but I can’t.
What’s the word for dinosaur?
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
sounds like it has the Dragon character in it. I learned a lot of my Chinese from 5-year olds.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
scott?
you mean errant?
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
The only thing that would make that better is if he had fractured his skull.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Has too much lard in his head for cushion
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Mmm, neck fat.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Eh
just fat period
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
bases loaded no outs...
how to fuck this up.
(ask the giants.)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
random Velez triple...
please….
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
random Velez triple homerun…
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT PICTURE IS HISTORICALLY INACCURATE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
hmm just realized..
THIS IS THE KRAGEN GRAND SLAM INNING. OMFG.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
$10K????
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
i don't think anyone has ever won that prize yet.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
gg chan ho.
dodgers giving us free points. bengie molina doesn’t have to run.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
pinch hit for Omar?
or is that too early?
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
Strange but true
Bengie Molina has 3 career stolen bases
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
GAMER
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That's nice, but how about getting some runs via base hit, just this once?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Joe Beimel - Khalil Greene's bong buddy?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Looks like the star from Grandma’s Boy
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL @ THAT
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Can I haz Manny Ramirez head collision with wall?
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
even better
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Omar... please.... come... through...
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
btw Yang Yang totally sounds like a name you would give a small dog or a Panda.
Not kidding.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
true
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
there goes your undeserved gold glove right there!!!
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
JUGGERKAWA
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Been a while since John McClain has gotten playing time.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
i like when dodgers choke vs giants.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
yay for rbi.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
small ball = play against a team that c*cks up
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
This is the Asianest game I’ve ever seen
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
he can be a defensive substitution/ Designated Weirdo
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
it’s getting annoying
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
This game is excruciating......
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
MOP?
most overpaid player?
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
wins at getting laid with borderline minors
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Marvin Miller award is for excellence on and off the field..
how could Barry Zito be a finalist?
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
oh my goodness.....
LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES!!!!
doesn’t bochy know this?
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
Lowball Money
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
The Stone-River Stunner
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Sep 20, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Ishi the Killer
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
nvm
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re killing me with the Manny highlights, Kruk
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Need more BLB killing the Dodgers highlights
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Juan Pierre looks grumpy in his Gameday photo.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
2008 Season in Summary: We haven't had a twenty-first baseman all year. How did that happen? Silly. It's almos.
But he’s rich and doesn’t have to work!
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks like Webster
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatchu talking about Willis??
Oh wait, that’s Gary Coleman
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
same difference
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Peter Magowan's last acts
Will be to sign Aurilia to a 5 year, 45 million extension
Omar to a 5 year, 50 million extension and
Dave Roberts to a 3 year, 30 million extension.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
God…we’re gonna find out soon that Rowand was diagnosed with Lou Gehrig’s disease at the all star break
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
he's gotten some bad breaks
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Sep 20, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
was....
Broxton is now…. i guess you can lose your job to an injury….
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Dreamy dreamed he was in a senior home
and thought he was a shuffleboard disc, but on a basepath
Omar Vizquel used to be good at baseball.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Animal Control allows you to
DOA the aged SS
Tyler Walker vs. Manny Ramirez
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I smell disaster
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, that’s just Tylers triple chili cheese dog.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
PH but no PA
don’t see that too often
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
Tyler can adjust
He’ll blow the game in the 7th instead of the 85h
I was trying to predict this damn thing
rather than postdict it.
that’s what she said
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
must be using the metric system
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I apologize
Peter Magowan’s last act will be to give Tyler Walker a 10 year, 80 million extension
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Uh
Pull the f’er out?
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
Tyler Walker Blows Whales
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
at least we’re seeing the final days of this fat f in a Giant uniform, aren’t we?
Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR
Instead of a rosin bag, Tyler has a bag of powdered sugar behind the mound
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
it's blow
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Sep 20, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
That's just the emergency supply
He ’s got a burlap bag of powdered sugar in his shorts
Does leaving Walker in the game make sense to ANYONE but Bochy?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
er..fielders
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
one tantalizing strike away
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
CLANG
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
HOGAN!
Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]
by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Hulk Hogan might be a better manager than Bochy.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Hulkamania walks the bases loaded on you??
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Hogan could give blue the Atomic Leg Drop
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Giant infielders
Gloriously turning four outs into two
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a quarter after one here and it’s only the 7th inning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
East Coast gamers!
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 20, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s what SHE said
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Sep 20, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I took my daughter to My Gym, ate lunch, drove back and was surprised to see the game in the 6th
So yes, yes it’s been a long game.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 20, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
since when
does tasch throw 93?
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 20, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
"Good use of an open bag" -- Kruk
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 20, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
Kruk said it, not me
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 20, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
nope way off
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
more trouble locating than a decapitated bloodhound
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
FUCK
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
Hey. Why'd we pull Thighler?
He can do that with the best of ’em
YOUR 2008 San Francisco Giants!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Accidently DFA’d
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
what?
blue.
off the knees
please?
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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 20, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
that guy
has walked 17 times this entire year!
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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 20, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
not a great angle
but pitch #3 certainly looks like a strike there.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Sep 20, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Let us say
a faster man would have caught that pop foul
Tht’s five outs this inning
Tasch is getting squeezed
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 20, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
attention ginats relievers
At some point, I think if you’re going to pitch these fools, they just have to be told to serve it up there and let them hit it.
Didn’t rosters expand? Can Rohlinger pitch?
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
Attention KMart Shoppers
We have another Giants reliever on sale in the toy department
Goodwill's better
drop them off, get a receipt and a nice tax deduction (to offset the Lehman Bros. $2333 tax increase)
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
END THIS.
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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 20, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
PLEASE?
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Giant FanClub at-home kit
includes that cyanide pill for nights just like tonight
Polar bear
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Random ex-Giants Reliever Who Was Actually Good!
Steve Reed.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
They left him unprotected in the Rockies expansion draft to protect Mike Benjamin.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Robb Nen… :(
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 20, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
^^^^^^^^^^^
T H I S
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK x2
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 20, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
I'm serious
pitch @#$%&$ underhand
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
DEAR TASCHNER
GTFO.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
There's a bus leaving at 11PM
be under it.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
oh for shit's sake
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
When it's time for a Giants pitching change
You drink 4 Long Island Ice Teas
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Oh well, better draft pick. We're gaining on ATL
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 20, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply actions
There is no “oh well” vs. the Dodgers.
Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]
by satyricrash on Sep 20, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
there's also no crying in baseball
except at home, in front of your family.
Hey, remember when they would have the best record in the league every year, and then lose in the first round of the playoffs while drawing tens of fans to each game? Good times, good times.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
AHHHHH
AHHHHH
AHHHHHH!
FUCK THIS I’M DOING DRUGS AND WATCHING A MOVIE.
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 20, 2008 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
In better news
the “Road to Nowhere” has finally opened in Alaska, Now they only need to complete the bridge
Look at Eugenio. He botches the fly ball in AZ to hurt Lincecum in the Cy Young race and now he mishandles a surefire DP ball that most certainly will cost Tyler Walker the Rolaids Relief Ace of the Year award.
Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR
Dear Bruce Bochy, Jack Taschner and Tyler Walker,
TY for playoffs. :)
Love,
The Los Angeles Dodgers
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Isn't time for a new thread?? Can anyone here do a new one?
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
This POS game
doesn’t deserve another thread…
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
the only thing worse than walking in two runs...
well, I was going to say grand slam, but I think I’d rather have that than the two walks.
Worse: walking in two runs THEN giving up grand slam
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe Bochy is just giving Walker and Taschner a nice exclamation point to round off their Giant careers….
Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR
or
making sure they have a chance at the Cy Young… Bruce Jenkins sez let them pitch!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps is serves a greater purpose
of getting both their asses out of town faster
TERRORIST FIST PUMP!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
There was another inning like this, only worse
It was a couple months ago. Sadler played a big part. Lots of walks and HBPs. Who was that against, I can’t for the life of me remember.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 20, 2008 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
the Giants?
No, wait…. the Giants?
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
This thing is STILL on?
A dinner date that INSISTED on the 18" pizza – then ate one piece.
And me , the glutton. I feel like I swallowed…a beachball.
WTF – rain delay?
12 rounder in the stands?
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 20, 2008 10:33 PM PDT reply actions
Taschner and Thighler
the human rain delays
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
That happened to me once
A dinner date that INSISTED on the 18" pizza – then ate one piece.
and it was with ANCHOVIES
J. Geils , from "Love Stinks"
NO ANCHOVIES , PLEASE."
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 20, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
When I was in elementary school, I made up imaginary future Giants teams on whom I would play. One of them involved a first baseman named David Hu and second baseman named Billy Watt.
Of course, in my imaginary MLB, the Giants won the World Series in 2006. :(
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I've stopped dreaming about a World Series
These days, I just hope the Giants win a shiny medal.
Everybody's a winner
in T-ball. Certificates of Accomplishment for everyone!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
But...but...
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 20, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
thank god
nice short inning so the pitcher can go out still warmed up
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
No crying in the late innings
We allow a primordial scream, though, during the national anthem
Zito was resigned?
BofA CEO and Sabean team up
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
What the heck was the AFLAC trivia question tonight?
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Espineli.
The Asian invasion completes: Japan, South Korea and Phillipines
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Not exactly a Ring of Fire
A gathering of sparklers, maybe.
Randy Winn picking boogers
FTW
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
There was another inning like this, only worse
It was a couple months ago. Sadler played a big part. Lots of walks and HBPs. Who was that against, I can’t for the life of me remember.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 20, 2008 10:42 PM PDT reply actions
Very Workamanlike
Geno came back in the same atbat and DID finish us
thinging
you know, THINGING!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
if he has to bat too much
maybe he’ll be tired next time
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
well
not yet, anyway.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
So, Espinelli’s not very good.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Fine
better than walking in three runs
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:46 PM PDT reply actions
Dear Espineli
you get to tinish now. It should be Traschner, but it’s you. Good luck.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:47 PM PDT reply actions
Barry Sucks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I think it's
something about the Giants’ socks.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
BEAT TRAFFIC! BEAT TRAFFIC!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
THROW STRIKES!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 20, 2008 10:48 PM PDT reply actions
why?
Why change pitchers? Why waste anyone else?
Why am I watching this atrocity?
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:49 PM PDT reply actions
spoonerism
you meant take strikes
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Bruce Bochy,
Fuck you
Sincerely,
Bob Melvin, Manager, Arizona Diamondbacks
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
if Bochy could read, a letter like that might make him angry
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
That reminds me!
I came up with a theory this afternoon that Bochy is actually a Neanderthal. I mean, they were discovered in France…they had huge heads…
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
If Bochy had a brain, Matos would’ve been pitching where Walker was in, and vice versa. Sigh.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
DEFENSE!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
For crap's sake
can’t even hit anyone tonight
or catch
I’ll read the rest of this tomorrow
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:53 PM PDT reply actions
Might I say?
Castillo would have had that.
But I don’t want him back, if that’s what yer thinkin
Hu let the dogs out?
Dogdgerz R cute
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
by natteringnabob on Sep 20, 2008 10:54 PM PDT reply actions
A: Mitt Romney and the guy running the Dodgers' PA system
Q: Who’re the only two people who still think Who Let The Dogs Out? is cool.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
not to mention playing songs with the word “walk” in the title whenever a pitcher walks a batter
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
OMG out of touch European socialism sympathizer!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Let's not go there, please
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 20, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s like being at your kid’s baseball game and a team is ahead by 17 runs and their coach just tells them to go up there and swing at every pitch….Torre needs to be that coach right about now.
Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR
shouldn't they call it SNthreehourtape delay out there?
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
I’ll say this. If the Rays win the World Series, I give up
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
I just don’t want the Cubs or Indians to win. They’re the only teams left who’ve gone longer than the Giants.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO THINK ABOUT BRUCE BOCHY'S SCHLONG EVER AGAIN!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
why do you think everyone calls him “big head”?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
ACK MUST SCRUB MIND CLEAN
Judy Steffes….Bea Arthur….Butt Pee…ANYTHING BUT THIS
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Eclectic Hungarian Nudity?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Fitting that shitty Rowand should finish the game
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 20, 2008 11:05 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie still fighting that last AB even though he punched out….he just caught about three games tonight., Gotta love the guy.
Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR
Fitting that shitty _________ should finish the game
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 20, 2008 11:06 PM PDT reply actions
2:05 AM back here in the east and I have to work tomorrow and I’m still watching this shit.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
Berroa doing his best Eugenio impression.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
you know you want extra innings!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Eugenio holds that bat straight vertical, just like Ted Williams (comparison ends there…)
Conor Gillaspie....is a Nebraskan....GBR
Eugenio fields like his glove has been cryogenically frozen
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
There's more
Eugenio also plays defense as if his head were in a freezer
He took a ball!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 20, 2008 11:09 PM PDT reply actions
And another!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 20, 2008 11:10 PM PDT reply actions
The tying run, sadly, would be Dave Roberts
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 20, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Billingsley vs. Roberts = gross mismatch
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 20, 2008 11:13 PM PDT reply actions
(said during a Cialis ad on tv)
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
yumrocket? Bochy’s yumrocket?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
1009
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Actual answer
195
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I don’t own a scientific calculator
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
On a scale of 1-10, how much of a loser am I if I watch the post game show?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
who is this non amy woman?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with the first part….I’ll reserve judgement on the second part
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
So basically, she’s not Terri Schiavo?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 20, 2008 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL rec
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Sep 20, 2008 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Bip: “That’s why they call him big money, not because he has a lot of money, but because he’s clutch in those big situations”
So, Zito would get the hilariously ironic nickname of “No Money”
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
11 walks given up by the Giants pitchers today. The only guy who didn’t walk anybody was Sadler and he was only in for one out. Why does this team walk so many friggin batters?
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