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Game Day IV: Game Day, A New Hope

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In Soviet Russia, Coors Field hates you.

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fack

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gamer

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There are turds and then there are turds

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 8:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And then there’s Joltin’ Joe Lieberman.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 8:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

secret weapon!

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 2, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gamers don't walk

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 2, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

recycle

Burriss nickname: The Savior.

yea or nea?

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wash my hands of that

by Moggeee on Sep 2, 2008 8:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it’s a little blasphemous, but in a fun way!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2008 8:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JEHOVA! JEHOVA!

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 2, 2008 8:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, Emmanuel!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2008 8:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well “Emmanuel” does mean “God is with us”.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 8:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Clutch strikeout

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how much better

is winn than rowand

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

::strains to hold arms really far apart::

This much!

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 8:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rotoreuter double dislocation ftw

by Moggeee on Sep 2, 2008 8:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s only a gamer if he keeps posting locats through the pain.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 8:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Winn plays the wall

The wall plays Rowand.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rowand plays pattycake

by Moggeee on Sep 2, 2008 8:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the hell??? rookie lefty vs. lefty?

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 2, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bochy probably fell asleep.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 8:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

To sleep, perchance to manage

by Moggeee on Sep 2, 2008 8:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I want Nate to plow over some Rockie scum!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This. Inside the park homerun, barrels over Iannetta who drops ball. Game.

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 8:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dunno

Iannetta’s pretty barrel-shaped.

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 8:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's not a home game

..someone has to close that

by wcw on Sep 2, 2008 8:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 8:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Melhuse is in.

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 8:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Zounds....

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 8:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Everything’s coming up Melhuse.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 2, 2008 8:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And then when he runs into the dugout, he accidentally runs over Zito, killing him instantly.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And is immediatly inducted into the MCC HOF.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 2, 2008 8:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dreamer, you’re nothing but a dreamer
Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 8:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Farrrr out!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 8:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tyler Walker. Tie game. Bottom of the ninth.

Congratulations, Silverblood.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Errr...

Is this the time for me to make a tactful exit?

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 8:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just try not to gloat too much.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 8:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bars in the Coors district ready for a deluge of delirious fans spilling out of the park

by Moggeee on Sep 2, 2008 8:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's dejaOMFG vu all over again.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 8:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Walker :(

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just getting ready…

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thankfully, my salmon hash is ready

Later, suckers!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well

It will be Tulowitzki/Melhuse/PH….

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 8:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

string of righties?

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Walker=Walk off

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rally polar bear

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Walker starts off with the high slider

Keeps pitches up…very nice.

by Moggeee on Sep 2, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ready to spring a leak at any moment

by Moggeee on Sep 2, 2008 8:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This looks shopped

I can tell from some of the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in my time …

by SnowLeopard on Sep 2, 2008 8:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like Walker, as a person he seems really nice, but I really hope he’s non-tendered before next year.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Didn’t have to throw on that one!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 8:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HES SO GOOD AGAINST RHB’s!one

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Walker: living up to the name

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thank god for Clint Hurdle

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s orange and scary looking.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HE'S GREG PAPA!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2008 8:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I sob a little inside

Cuz it’s true.

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 8:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pretty sure that was Melhuse’s fault

by BigO on Sep 2, 2008 8:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hurdle does have insane man-love for the sac bunt.

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 8:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And sadly

Something Clint would probably do.

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yup

You, me, we see eye to eye.

Well, as much as we can. Considering the distance. Ya know.

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 8:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he would totally do it!

well, if anyone would, he would

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I lost ten dollars on that.
I had a bet with my dad that Bruce Bochy would be the first manager to do that.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, he wasn't

..LaJoie and someone else got walked to force in a run, so Showalter was 3rd.

by wcw on Sep 2, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I meant against Bonds specifically

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2008 8:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wait -- you bet on Bonds specifically?

..then you win. Because I never expected that.

by wcw on Sep 2, 2008 8:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I SO remember that!

Who was the guy they pitched to who grounded out? He whAAA’d so pitifully afterward…

And the first pitch to Barry the next time the Blanks played the Giants is STILL in orbit.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think it was Brent Mayne and if I remember right, he hit the ball on the nose but right at the RF. Definitely a line drive.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You win.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 2, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We both lose, for knowing the answer to that question.

May god save our souls.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brent Mayne line drive to right

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 2, 2008 8:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s love between a man and a bunt.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Welp

More untoward mental images.

Just like Livan eating BeniAAAH I CAN’T FINISH THAT THOUGHT

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon, Clint

Another bunt should do the job.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We’ll bunt our way out!

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 8:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we’ll bunt them into submission!!

by Moggeee on Sep 2, 2008 8:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the bunt should be a felony in the rarified state of Colorado

by Moggeee on Sep 2, 2008 8:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're a rarified state!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TYLER

FINISH HIM

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

got the lefty

by BigO on Sep 2, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

St. LOLis

Blanking the blanking Blanks!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’d be fitting for whoever wins this division to finish at .500

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Sep 2, 2008 8:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At B.....

well , you know.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 8:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOWker

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

walKer

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

and here I was all uppity for no reason!

until Walker comes out for the 10th.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 2, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

…faint….

by Merope on Sep 2, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bizarro world continues

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 2, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Walker Status: Not too bad.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHAT?! NO WAY!

Fear the power of Rally Polar Bear!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

However

I wouldn’t go so far as to say you complete me

by Moggeee on Sep 2, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

 Singing. We need rally singing.

by robbgin on Sep 2, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There’s only one Ricky Hatton.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Sep 2, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Here you go:

The Final Countdown

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 2, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok

so now do you bunt??

by BigO on Sep 2, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Randy is out of his miiiiiiind.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Timmy is PUMPED

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Clapping and fist pump

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 8:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he said “America Fuck Yeah!”

Play Stonehenge!!!

by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I heard Timmy is pumped?

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Failina.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pablito is finicky today

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

According to Rockies announcers: “Pablo has a wide stance” just like Larry Craig!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Livan starts the game

Now we get Jason Grilli.

What, they got Nathan Bump warming up for a possible eleventh inning?

by SnowLeopard on Sep 2, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, you did see our unholy trifecta of suck

Livan/Rusch/The Viz.

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

From La Wik

“In 1999, Grilli was a key component of a mid-season trade that brought Liván Hernández to the Giants, and sent Grilli and pitcher Nate Bump to the Florida Marlins.”

by SnowLeopard on Sep 2, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, all right.

Missed that one. But if you’re discussing crappy pitchers, we got lotsa those.

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 8:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MY icon?

You a facebook loyalist or sumpin?

by SnowLeopard on Sep 2, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MySpace is for rednecks, goths, and hipster bands.

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And Tom

Don’t forget the Grand Redneck Goth Hipster King himself

by SnowLeopard on Sep 2, 2008 8:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fear the Pablito!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pablo can haz obp?

by Sammy Danger on Sep 2, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

was that his 2nd walk of the year?

by BigO on Sep 2, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

game? but no, his 3rd!

by BigO on Sep 2, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

4th of the year, 3rd of the game

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pablo Sandoval is a walkin machine!

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

even if this works

fuck you, you veteran loving prick of a manager

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 2, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon Old Dude!

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Sep 2, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m loving the new 40-man rosters that have led to like 45 pinch hitters in this game.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just showed up

so Timmy day not so special today?

by bondslegend on Sep 2, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're to blame.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey it's true

I didn’t watch a game all week, and we get swept. Hmm….

by bondslegend on Sep 2, 2008 8:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Molina didn’t do him any favors.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But he wasn’t too sharp.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EPIC GDTS

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Quantitative?

well…

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 8:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Timmy took the mandatory 5-count at Coors and is in the dressing room recovering

by Moggeee on Sep 2, 2008 8:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

atta stay outta the DP, Richie

by BigO on Sep 2, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Roehlinger could have done that

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 2, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RICHIE >:(

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gamer.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh good

it’s the Rockies announcers. Some of the best in the business, those guys.

by bondslegend on Sep 2, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I will completely agree with this

since I can hear the sarcasm, and I have to watch them.

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 8:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Help me, Manny

You’re my only hope.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I want Scott McClain to come off the bench and fuck some shit up.

(Even if he was already pulled earlier in the game)

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If/when we lose, I will blame it entirely on McClain never getting an AB

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He was ready to slam the Rockies for ’merica

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what’s that “if”?? You’re not a believer?

Play Stonehenge!!!

by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2008 8:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought I was being pretty charitable.

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 8:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I blame Bochy for not ordering an intentional walk of Tulowitzki when Tim was clearly struggling

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 2, 2008 8:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

couple of years ago my fantasy team was named “die hans grubers”

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 9:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn

John Miller got me excited there

by BigO on Sep 2, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He always gets me excited.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 8:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just melt when his golden tongue tickles my ear...

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

happens to be true

by BigO on Sep 2, 2008 8:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon Young Dude!

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Sep 2, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn.

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Sep 2, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was our chance.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Grilli fist pump?

LAME.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We must retaliate

by Moggeee on Sep 2, 2008 8:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can’t believe I laughed at this.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Grilli wasn’t this much of a douche when he was drafted was he?

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Sep 2, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We should have called up Nate Bump to complete the circle of fail.

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And then traded for Todd Linden.

Remember when we thought he might be good? Heh.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Love that comcast commerical, that kid is so freakin’ adorable

by timmeh on Sep 2, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but our offense isn’t verey good.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ugh Billy :( ler

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ballgame

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 8:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sadler in to face the heart of the order...

game over

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bochy has a date after the game

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 2, 2008 8:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

with a headshrinking cannibal , I hope.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh good, Sadler

this should go well

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I give this game one more out.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I believe in you, Lord Salder.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YOU are in the minority

by Moggeee on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Billy will prove all you chumps wrong!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

his best pitch is the hanging curveball!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow that was close

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nate is great.

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tv people

how was Nate’s catch?

by BigO on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

implied in “catch”, no?

by BigO on Sep 2, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Routine

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Sep 2, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

with his back against the wall. He didn’t, like, rob it or anything though.

by Sammy Danger on Sep 2, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sadler was on the mound, so he was playing him deep

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i think i need CPR

by Merope on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha, Coors sucks so bad.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah

I hate the ballpark too.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

/opposite field fly ball goes 500 feet

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

strategy: let them hit it as hard as possible, hope it goes at someone

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And not Joe Denver in the stands with his kids

by Moggeee on Sep 2, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FINISH HIM!!!!!!!

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought he looked meh.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think he flared a single.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

About as well as he did last year

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Avacor poster boy.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He looked okay

He had some hard hit balls that were caught.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, we have the one out.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Savior?

Save yer platitudes.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dexter Fowler? His name is already perfect for Zooperstars.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dexter Fowlelephant?

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 8:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dexter Fowler

We Rockies fans are pretty excited about this kid.

He’s like Willy Taveras, but with skills besides being fast.

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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess that doesn’t include base stealing.

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

[facepalm]

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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And I say that...

and he has a colossal brain fart.

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Please tell us about the Rockies reliever who’ll be pitching.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dexter is the pinch runner

Kill Bochy

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 2, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m so pumped for the new season!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 8:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Of American Idol!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs