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FUCKING YES

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

also how about now?

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

WE RULE

59-78 - Elimination Number - 15

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 2, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Why we have a rally going on!

by timmeh on Sep 2, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Haven’t done enough, have you?

by timmeh on Sep 2, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

this posted in the wrong place

by timmeh on Sep 2, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar!

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re not going to score here.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course not. Bowker can’t get a hit.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It didn’t work this time. >:(

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well, it was worth a shot.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we jinxed it to even up the score.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

let’s get Tim the win >:)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

HA!

Miller just called Vizquel an octogenarian.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I was about to post this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already did , nyah.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hallelujah, Bochy has actually pulled Timmy early for once!

by Evan on Sep 2, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually don't like that call

59-78 - Elimination Number - 15

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 2, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do. If there was ever a game to pull him at 95 pitches, it was this one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever, that wasn’t the second strike.

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

thread fail

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we go back to the other one?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already did , nyah.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol bowker

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Suuure, blame the thread.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already did , nyah.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can timmy still get the loss?

59-78 - Elimination Number - 15

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 2, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

no but he can’t get 20 wins and therefore can’t win cy young

by kingofthacove on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as catchy as 109

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I mean, no.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BLAME NATTO

NATTO = JAYSON STARK?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess the jig is up!

Useless trivia: The first time a poster was revealed to be a sports journalist was in 1903.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, now that we're slightly less morose: Food Talk!

Making salmon-sweet potato hash.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I already di....wait.

I did , however , just eat a can of tuna. Fact.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made Annie’s Mac&Cheese a few hours ago. And I had a leftover stuffed shrimp from Legal Seafoods. :9

lol college :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you ate the bunny-shaped mac ’n cheese, my respect for you will only increase.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

those rock

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their peace sign pasta is pretty tasty, too (I make it for the kids, and always sneak a bit for me).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My senior year, I couldn’t have even made mac & cheese – no kitchen whatsoever!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was Microwave mac&cheese :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I did have a microwave.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mainly subsisted on cheap samosas, Gray’s Papaya hot dogs, and microwavable char siu bao.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what that last thing is.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was actually pretty good though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s better than the Kraft microwave stuff. It’s actually not bad.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll probably pull some Trader Joe something-or-other thing out of the freezer. With a big glass of wine.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell yeah, i love all Trader Joe something-or-other.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two buck Chuck?

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I’ve got a couple bottles of that in the wine rack. But I may get all fancy with the 10-clam Cam instead.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably Toothpaste for Dinner again

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that comic.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He lives in Columbus, OH, where I lived most of my life, and it’s really easy to run into him and his wife.

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would that be Natalie Dee?

by chilibean_3 on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

My freind is a big fan of hers and just moved to Columbus recently. I just passed along this info and she says she going to go all stalker now.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand they live in the Upper Arlington area. That’s as good as I can (or would be willing) to do.

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, as well you shouldn’t. I’m pretty sure she’s not going to get all creepy.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 2, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ordered a pizza

Because someone from this site told me to. =(

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, that’s much better than eating your cat. Don’t complain.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What to do?

I really want to watch The Shield season premiere, but the game is tied? I can’t decide. :(

by Hobbes2d on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

VIC MACKEY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tape one and watch the other.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIVO

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chance of heartbreak if you watch the Giants. The Shield can only be awesome.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m recording it already. But I was contemplating just to start watching it now. This game can only lead to a meltdown, but I’m a sucker for sports. Hence my dilemma. Just like I’m a sucker for nostalgia. Hence me watching 90210 after this.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank god I was too old to ever want to watch the original, let alone the rehash.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and they’ll show it again right after, so you can still watch it.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shield = idk

Giants = suck. Seems to be an easy descision

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Miller: “Somebody beat Cincinnati? Are you kidding?”

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I love it when he gets all bitchy like this.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol omar is happy when he has more hits then outs in a game

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Omar.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

then you’ll be happy when Sabean gives him a new deal after this season.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 2, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

-79,000

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss > Vizquel

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he’s willing to be a bench player, this may not be the suckiest idea.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depressing.

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

But you've been there.

It should feel like coming home.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we re-blow this, we can move into the #6 draft slot baby!!!!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

movin on down

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a tough year. Our record is worse than the one that got us #5 last year, but we’re in line for #7.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Florida missed the extra point

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 2, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Romo.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He gets outs for the San Francisco Giants

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Night Of The Livan Dead

Corpas sighting.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Killer Koshansky

Photobucket

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Koshansky is a career AAAA'er

Brilliant in AAA, worth slightly less than a fart in the wind in the bigs.

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have him to thank for the career of Chyna!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay guys

It’s been real. Thanks for letting me hang out, you’re a pretty cool bunch. I am going to take off now (chores blah) and spare myself the horror that is watching Clint Hurdle intentionally attempt to lose this game.

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on back anytime.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

your manager is nothing

..this is the team whose general manager signed Zito. We crush you.

by wcw on Sep 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah?!

I root for a team whose GM signed Kip Wells, Mark Redman, and Josh Towers. Intended to be in the rotation/long relief role. In the same offseason.

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito trumps all

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The same GM

signed Mike Hampton and Denny Neagle to long term deals. Oh and Daryl Kile too. How has Dan O’Dowd had this job for so long?

by Hobbes2d on Sep 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a very good question.

I think he had a few good drafts, and the NL championship unfortunately saved both his and Hurdle’s posteriors far more than they deserved.

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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surrealist humor?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surrealistic pillow.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

AJ Pierzynski.

’Nuff said.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

did they cost one squidillion dollars?

they did not. did your GM purposely forfeit a draft pick one year? he did not.

by wcw on Sep 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

epic battle of suck leads to a draw, and a gaints loss

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

both teams lose

the Giants just lose by more

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re pretty cool, dude, come around again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip “Lincecum , cheerleader”

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

by timmeh on Sep 2, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT. that’s why his arm never gets sore…. he’s got the Wolverine/Claire healing powers!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be AWESOME.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I hear a “Let’s go Giants” commercial.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY ROD

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Go for it.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brad Hawk

fail?

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck yourself, Podsednik

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m amazed we’ve never signed him.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Our teams did both have Steve Finley at one point.

[REPRESS REPRESS REPRESS]

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

and not good finley, bad finley

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for reminding me. Blech.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly for us, that was an upgrade (over Edgardo Alfonzo).

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants

Warning track power in Coors Field

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that Otis Sistrunk?

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Simmons, also known as Faarooq.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, too much hair

by Merope on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

winn!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t know the rox were running for office.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duh, what’s been happening in Denver!?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obama needs to lose Biden and get a milfier milf than the Rep milf

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty milfy?

Pregnant underage daughter NOT ftw!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARBARA MIKULSKI!!!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALREADY with the pearl necklace!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see your Janet Reno

And raise you a Ruth Ann Minner.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bea Arthur!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get mo' mo , Mo!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY J-RICH

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

What was the name of that video gam

where the announcer would say stupid stuff when players would go for a slam?

All i remember is them say “HE’S ON FIRE!”

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

correct

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

NBA Jam

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAZZLE DAZZLE

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

That one would make me mute the TV

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS IT THE SHOES?

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else love

that Sandoval is our most feared hitter? And he’s only been up for like 2 or 3 weeks…

by Hobbes2d on Sep 2, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Crud

Two hard hit balls in that inning. Two outs.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy is leaving Romo in?

I am shocked.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s setting up the double switch.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 2, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why crud? Atlanta fan?

I did that for awhile.
The Braves/Twins Series was awesome. But that ship has sailed , m’ man.

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by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Operation Strausburg!

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel guilty thinking this very thought every time Lincecum and Cain are NOT on the mound

by ExcuseMeSwing on Sep 2, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braves are ahead of us in the draft pick race

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh , that.

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by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool. Leadoff walk.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

These always turn out so well.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

CoLOLrado

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

[sigh]

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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

“…Molina sprinting…”

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by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Dead Pod.

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Sep 2, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it, Scotty.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

sitdown podsucknik

by Merope on Sep 2, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT PODSHITNIK

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie with the cannon!

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by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jayson Stark

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, I said I was sorry, OK?

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We also blame a guy named Jayson for everything

In this case, Jayson Nix.

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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I blame Jayson Werth just for the heck of it.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This inning looks like the Rockies are employee the Giants “no run” strategy.

Very cunning

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller just mentioned Steve Reed. Rarely have I been that irritated at the Giants for getting rid of a reliever.

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Good outing Romo

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Sergio Romo

He gets outs for the GIants.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Holliday

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

♥Romo♥

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HoLOLiday

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by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Also true

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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t stay away, eh? This place does tend to suck one in.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Home By The Sea" - Genesis

Sit down sit down sit down
Cos you wont get away
No with us you will stay
For the rest of your days – sit down
As we relive our lives in what we tell you
Let us relive our lives in what we tell you

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by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“‘Relax’, said the night man. We are programmed to receive.”

“You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave.”

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think of the old Madonna song every time I see him. Heaven help me.

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be so nice.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Holiday,” actually.

I think of “Like a Virgin” every time I see Sarah Palin’s daughter.

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good call, good call.

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think of the old Madonna.

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by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The “old Madonna” like the 50 year old skeleton, or the “old Madonna” like the young Madonna?

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by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Alex Rodriguez still loves her.

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

i just grabbed one of the first images of Google i found. thought baby jesus was sucking his thumb.

i…guess not.

by ExcuseMeSwing on Sep 2, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolz

nsfw

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by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife would be very cross with you for saying breastfeeding is NSFW. And also with my porn comment, come to think of it!

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unwed teenage mother porn!

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, he was still a man, and a man’s got needs.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they foresaw this complication when they came up with the Nicene Creed.

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by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the looks of it

a man’s got nads as well.

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by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The blinged out slut young Madonna.

“I’m burnin’ up…unh unh…”

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by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was burning up becuase of the

static electricity built up in all of her folicles

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

All that floor friction at the Grammys.

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by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

She won Grammies!

Video really did kill the radio star

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon, RickRohl

Home run right here.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Or not.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

our best player is up

by DuikeBuike on Sep 2, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the part where the Giants lose the game.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGH I JUST LOST THE GAME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

POWER

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to bring in Tyler Walker!

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

you!!

in the corner!
time out!

by Merope on Sep 2, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taylor Buchholz looks like Frodo.

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

More like Gollum.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe a mix, Frodum

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by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We think he looks kind of like

a lemur.

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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he doesn’t look like Elijah Wood’s character in Sin City.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

and weird

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
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by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo still in...

why????

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve got no problem with it. Surprised he’s still in though.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the fuck, Bochy?

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by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Walker up. Game over.

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy said he’s going to use him as a setup man, but today he brings him in in the sixth inning and uses him for three innings

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by rxmeister on Sep 2, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

So, from a fan of one crappy NL West team to another...

who would you like to see win…..

no….

who would you rather see LOSE the division, the Dodgers or the D-backs?

I have to say, that is a hard one.

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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m surprised you have to ask that.

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

not for us

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by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured I knew the answer

but would check anyway. My hatred for the Dbacks matches your guys’ hatred for the Dodgers.

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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

not possible

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply