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FUCKING YES

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

also how about now?

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOW

WE RULE

59-78 - Elimination Number - 15

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 2, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why we have a rally going on!

by timmeh on Sep 2, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Haven’t done enough, have you?

by timmeh on Sep 2, 2008 7:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this posted in the wrong place

by timmeh on Sep 2, 2008 7:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Omar!

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We’re not going to score here.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Of course not. Bowker can’t get a hit.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It didn’t work this time. >:(

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh well, it was worth a shot.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At least we jinxed it to even up the score.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The last thread was starting to be lucky.

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Sep 2, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

let’s get Tim the win >:)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HA!

Miller just called Vizquel an octogenarian.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was about to post this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I already did , nyah.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hallelujah, Bochy has actually pulled Timmy early for once!

by Evan on Sep 2, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I actually don't like that call

59-78 - Elimination Number - 15

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 2, 2008 7:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I do. If there was ever a game to pull him at 95 pitches, it was this one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whatever, that wasn’t the second strike.

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thread fail

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can we go back to the other one?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I already did , nyah.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol bowker

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Suuure, blame the thread.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I already did , nyah.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can timmy still get the loss?

59-78 - Elimination Number - 15

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 2, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no but he can’t get 20 wins and therefore can’t win cy young

by kingofthacove on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not as catchy as 109

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes

I mean, no.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I BLAME NATTO

NATTO = JAYSON STARK?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess the jig is up!

Useless trivia: The first time a poster was revealed to be a sports journalist was in 1903.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, now that we're slightly less morose: Food Talk!

Making salmon-sweet potato hash.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I already di....wait.

I did , however , just eat a can of tuna. Fact.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I made Annie’s Mac&Cheese a few hours ago. And I had a leftover stuffed shrimp from Legal Seafoods. :9

lol college :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you ate the bunny-shaped mac ’n cheese, my respect for you will only increase.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

those rock

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Their peace sign pasta is pretty tasty, too (I make it for the kids, and always sneak a bit for me).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My senior year, I couldn’t have even made mac & cheese – no kitchen whatsoever!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it was Microwave mac&cheese :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay, I did have a microwave.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I mainly subsisted on cheap samosas, Gray’s Papaya hot dogs, and microwavable char siu bao.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t even know what that last thing is.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it was actually pretty good though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s better than the Kraft microwave stuff. It’s actually not bad.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ll probably pull some Trader Joe something-or-other thing out of the freezer. With a big glass of wine.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hell yeah, i love all Trader Joe something-or-other.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Two buck Chuck?

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually, I’ve got a couple bottles of that in the wine rack. But I may get all fancy with the 10-clam Cam instead.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Probably Toothpaste for Dinner again

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love that comic.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He lives in Columbus, OH, where I lived most of my life, and it’s really easy to run into him and his wife.

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Would that be Natalie Dee?

by chilibean_3 on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My freind is a big fan of hers and just moved to Columbus recently. I just passed along this info and she says she going to go all stalker now.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I understand they live in the Upper Arlington area. That’s as good as I can (or would be willing) to do.

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Heh, as well you shouldn’t. I’m pretty sure she’s not going to get all creepy.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 2, 2008 7:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I ordered a pizza

Because someone from this site told me to. =(

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dude, that’s much better than eating your cat. Don’t complain.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What to do?

I really want to watch The Shield season premiere, but the game is tied? I can’t decide. :(

by Hobbes2d on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

VIC MACKEY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tape one and watch the other.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TIVO

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chance of heartbreak if you watch the Giants. The Shield can only be awesome.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m recording it already. But I was contemplating just to start watching it now. This game can only lead to a meltdown, but I’m a sucker for sports. Hence my dilemma. Just like I’m a sucker for nostalgia. Hence me watching 90210 after this.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank god I was too old to ever want to watch the original, let alone the rehash.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, and they’ll show it again right after, so you can still watch it.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shield = idk

Giants = suck. Seems to be an easy descision

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol Miller: “Somebody beat Cincinnati? Are you kidding?”

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love it when he gets all bitchy like this.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol omar is happy when he has more hits then outs in a game

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love Omar.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

then you’ll be happy when Sabean gives him a new deal after this season.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 2, 2008 7:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

-79,000

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Burriss > Vizquel

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If he’s willing to be a bench player, this may not be the suckiest idea.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Depressing.

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Sep 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But you've been there.

It should feel like coming home.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If we re-blow this, we can move into the #6 draft slot baby!!!!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

movin on down

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s a tough year. Our record is worse than the one that got us #5 last year, but we’re in line for #7.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Florida missed the extra point

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 2, 2008 7:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like Romo.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He gets outs for the San Francisco Giants

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Night Of The Livan Dead

Corpas sighting.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Killer Koshansky

Photobucket

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Koshansky is a career AAAA'er

Brilliant in AAA, worth slightly less than a fart in the wind in the bigs.

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RIP

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We have him to thank for the career of Chyna!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay guys

It’s been real. Thanks for letting me hang out, you’re a pretty cool bunch. I am going to take off now (chores blah) and spare myself the horror that is watching Clint Hurdle intentionally attempt to lose this game.

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come on back anytime.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

your manager is nothing

..this is the team whose general manager signed Zito. We crush you.

by wcw on Sep 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh yeah?!

I root for a team whose GM signed Kip Wells, Mark Redman, and Josh Towers. Intended to be in the rotation/long relief role. In the same offseason.

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Zito trumps all

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The same GM

signed Mike Hampton and Denny Neagle to long term deals. Oh and Daryl Kile too. How has Dan O’Dowd had this job for so long?

by Hobbes2d on Sep 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That is a very good question.

I think he had a few good drafts, and the NL championship unfortunately saved both his and Hurdle’s posteriors far more than they deserved.

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Surrealist humor?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Surrealistic pillow.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AJ Pierzynski.

’Nuff said.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did they cost one squidillion dollars?

they did not. did your GM purposely forfeit a draft pick one year? he did not.

by wcw on Sep 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

epic battle of suck leads to a draw, and a gaints loss

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

both teams lose

the Giants just lose by more

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You’re pretty cool, dude, come around again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kuip “Lincecum , cheerleader”

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

by timmeh on Sep 2, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT. that’s why his arm never gets sore…. he’s got the Wolverine/Claire healing powers!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That would be AWESOME.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think I hear a “Let’s go Giants” commercial.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RALLY ROD

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Clint Turtle

or are we done with those

by Sammy Danger on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go for it.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brad Hawk

fail?

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck yourself, Podsednik

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m amazed we’ve never signed him.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well

Our teams did both have Steve Finley at one point.

[REPRESS REPRESS REPRESS]

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and not good finley, bad finley

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks for reminding me. Blech.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sadly for us, that was an upgrade (over Edgardo Alfonzo).

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Giants

Warning track power in Coors Field

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is that Otis Sistrunk?

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ron Simmons, also known as Faarooq.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nah, too much hair

by Merope on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

winn!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I didn’t know the rox were running for office.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Duh, what’s been happening in Denver!?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Obama needs to lose Biden and get a milfier milf than the Rep milf

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 7:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pretty milfy?

Pregnant underage daughter NOT ftw!

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by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BARBARA MIKULSKI!!!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ALREADY with the pearl necklace!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I see your Janet Reno

And raise you a Ruth Ann Minner.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bea Arthur!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Get mo' mo , Mo!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RALLY J-RICH

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What was the name of that video gam

where the announcer would say stupid stuff when players would go for a slam?

All i remember is them say “HE’S ON FIRE!”

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 7:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

correct

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 7:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NBA Jam

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RAZZLE DAZZLE

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lmao

That one would make me mute the TV

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 7:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IS IT THE SHOES?

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anyone else love

that Sandoval is our most feared hitter? And he’s only been up for like 2 or 3 weeks…

by Hobbes2d on Sep 2, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crud

Two hard hit balls in that inning. Two outs.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bochy is leaving Romo in?

I am shocked.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s setting up the double switch.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 2, 2008 7:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why crud? Atlanta fan?

I did that for awhile.
The Braves/Twins Series was awesome. But that ship has sailed , m’ man.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Operation Strausburg!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i feel guilty thinking this very thought every time Lincecum and Cain are NOT on the mound

by ExcuseMeSwing on Sep 2, 2008 7:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Braves are ahead of us in the draft pick race

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh , that.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cool. Leadoff walk.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

These always turn out so well.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CoLOLrado

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes

[sigh]

Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.

by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lol

“…Molina sprinting…”

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dead Pod.

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Sep 2, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Suck it, Scotty.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sitdown podsucknik

by Merope on Sep 2, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SUCK IT PODSHITNIK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bengie with the cannon!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jayson Stark

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Look, I said I was sorry, OK?

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We also blame a guy named Jayson for everything

In this case, Jayson Nix.

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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sometimes I blame Jayson Werth just for the heck of it.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This inning looks like the Rockies are employee the Giants “no run” strategy.

Very cunning

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Miller just mentioned Steve Reed. Rarely have I been that irritated at the Giants for getting rid of a reliever.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good outing Romo

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like Sergio Romo

He gets outs for the GIants.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD Holliday

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

♥Romo♥

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HoLOLiday

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also true

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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can’t stay away, eh? This place does tend to suck one in.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Home By The Sea" - Genesis

Sit down sit down sit down
Cos you wont get away
No with us you will stay
For the rest of your days – sit down
As we relive our lives in what we tell you
Let us relive our lives in what we tell you

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“‘Relax’, said the night man. We are programmed to receive.”

“You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave.”

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 7:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think of the old Madonna song every time I see him. Heaven help me.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It would be so nice.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“Holiday,” actually.

I think of “Like a Virgin” every time I see Sarah Palin’s daughter.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good call, good call.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think of the old Madonna.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The “old Madonna” like the 50 year old skeleton, or the “old Madonna” like the young Madonna?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At least Alex Rodriguez still loves her.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

i just grabbed one of the first images of Google i found. thought baby jesus was sucking his thumb.

i…guess not.

by ExcuseMeSwing on Sep 2, 2008 7:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lolz

nsfw

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My wife would be very cross with you for saying breastfeeding is NSFW. And also with my porn comment, come to think of it!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Unwed teenage mother porn!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, he was still a man, and a man’s got needs.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t think they foresaw this complication when they came up with the Nicene Creed.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

From the looks of it

a man’s got nads as well.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The blinged out slut young Madonna.

“I’m burnin’ up…unh unh…”

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She was burning up becuase of the

static electricity built up in all of her folicles

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 7:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All that floor friction at the Grammys.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She won Grammies!

Video really did kill the radio star

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 7:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon, RickRohl

Home run right here.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or not.

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 7:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes

our best player is up

by DuikeBuike on Sep 2, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is the part where the Giants lose the game.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ARGH I JUST LOST THE GAME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

me too

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs