Gameday Thread II
by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 6:32 PM PDT
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I hate Coors Field.
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"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate the Rockies. I hate Livan Hernandez.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“Anger is an energy.” – John Lydon
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PLEASE NON FAIL THREAD
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well
there goes lincecum’s cy young chances
by DuikeBuike on Sep 2, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, now his ERA is only .60 better than Webb.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wouldnt it be cool to score 5 runs in a game and for him to get the win, oh wait its the giants
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on
3 runs off of livo @ coors field is NOT that tall an order
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For the Giants it is.
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by groug on Sep 2, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you familiar with the Giants offense?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll take 2 orders of those, and a small soda
by Merope on Sep 2, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no tab
dietrite
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you want grit or savvy with that?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
clearly youve never seen the giants offense
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what is this "offense" you speak of?
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno, the past few games it’s been pretty damn offensive.
by Merope on Sep 2, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly guys
if you want me to leave… I shall go, and schedule my next visit for another time… Really not trying to make trouble. I just seem to have a knack for bad timing when I visit other blogs.
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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no worries
you didn’t say anything bad :P
by fwoty oz on Sep 2, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s really not you, it’s the game. And the season.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and maybe next season. jury’s still out.
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no problem with you or anything you’ve said. Just ignore the one or two people who don’t like you.
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by groug on Sep 2, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There’s a pattern when fans of other teams participate nicely in gameday threads: everyone interacts with them nicely, and then one or two people goes nuts at them for being there for no reason, and then the person feels obliged to leave.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't pay any attention to me
I wasn’t mad at you, just the situation.
by joe t on Sep 2, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I understand that feeling
Going from 2007 NL Champs to, well, pretty much constant fail is hard on a fan. Especially since we all got really excited that it meant we were going to be good now…. eh, not so much.
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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll say it again.
With Roberts and Vizquel in the starting lineup….
To the tune of “Let’s Go Giants”:
Fire Bochy!!! clap..clap…clap…clap..cap!! Fire Bochy!!! clap..clap…clap…clap..cap!!
There is no reason why either show ever be in the lineup the rest of the season.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHERE IS THE PIE?
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s because Rowand isn’t playing! We have a gamer deficiency.
by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
stfd stewart
i have no energy left
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Crap
that sucked
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oops
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Timmy just swore
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
as did I
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh , fuckle.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like this.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I BLAME JAYSON STARK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
GROUPTHINK
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by groug on Sep 2, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+18763567235
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Sep 2, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we find some reason to blame it on Sarah Palin instead?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d be happy to.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Check out the #1 item here: http://www.intrade.com/
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked the reports today that she’s also a dominionist.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And a member of a party
that wants Alaska to secede from the US.
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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing wrong with that. Alaska can come chill with California and Hawaii.
Still in despair.
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me of the
“End of the World” video.
“Hokay. So here’s the earth. Damn. That is a sweet earth, you might say.”
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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Opps I forgot the link.
Still in despair.
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh.
I DID get the reference….
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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For this, I salute you.
Still in despair.
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And she thinks that “our founding fathers” put “Under God” in the Pledge of Alleigance (a document written in the late 19th century and amended with “under God” in the 1950s)
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and that there’s a definition of marriage in our constitution.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Between hatred of pink hats,
hatred of Sarah Palin, hatred of Brandon Webb, and united belief that Livan Hernandez is a fat sack of poo, I think we have a great deal in common!
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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thumbs up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
[high five]
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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What I love is when people claim that marriage has ALWAYS been between one man and one woman in all cultures. READ THE BIBLE, MOTHERFUCKERS.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This inning is broken
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
along with my dreams
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did the Giants really win 7 of 8 games recently? Really? REALLY?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God damn fucking pitcher on deck
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph
by joe t on Sep 2, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This thread's broken too
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It occurs to me that it might be the team that’s broken.
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by groug on Sep 2, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hit livan in the head to get him out of the game
by kingofthacove on Sep 2, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
more losses=better draft pick and shut down tim and matt and dirty... YAY!!!!
by DuikeBuike on Sep 2, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
they'll never shut down those guys
don’t you know? Cain is a throwback. He can throw 250 pitches per game if he needed to.
And Lincecum is like superman; he never needs to ice his arm. He can pitch every day if needed.
by joe t on Sep 2, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We all know that won’t happen but there’s hinting of a 6 man rotation after this Rockies series ends.
by timmeh on Sep 2, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1) Zito
2) Hammond
3) Hennessey
4) Correia
5) Palmer
6) Foppert
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to punch Tulowitzki in the face
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am not happy.
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by groug on Sep 2, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now THAT'S groupthink!
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone should be thankful
This will reduce Tim’s salary once he hits arbitration. Then again we should have tons of $ to spend after next year anyway…so maybe it’s not a good thing. Fucking Rockies. Just as long as Webb doesn’t win.
by Hobbes2d on Sep 2, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PREDICTION
Sabean uses the savings to give multi-year deals to Scott Posednik and Endy Chavez.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Just as long as Webb doesn't win."
We are in complete agreement here.
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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite is Chinese, and literally means turtle egg. Sadly, I don’t know how to spell it in pinyin.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
worst inning ever?
ERA goes up by .23
37 pitches
Down 5-0
Cy Young chances back down in the dumps
59-78 - Elimination Number - 15
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
by rhys on Sep 2, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yes
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HATE EVERYTHING.
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've said it before, I'll say it again. . .
I HATE when they make the opposing team’s hit the “Drive of the Game”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
especially when it is only the 5th inning, and it’s Coors field. Way to have faith guys.
by Merope on Sep 2, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame Buster Olney
He said on Monday that with Brandon Webb doing so bad on Sunday night that Lincecum could be the favorite to be the Cy Young winner.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Sep 2, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
eh, maybe it’s not good to win the Cy Young too early in your career. Look what it’s done for Zito.
by Merope on Sep 2, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On top of the suck inning, were being shutout by LIVAN HERNANDEZ
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and LIVAN is an Elton John song. we shouldn’t be losing to an Elton John song. WTF
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Spends his days eating..."
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any chance Tim is tired from throwing 130 pitches last time out?
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean last inning?
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I doubt it, he started off amazing.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
testing shows that he is in fact made of porcelain
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now Jon is getting really pissy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Such as?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHOOOO
RALLY TIME, GUYS
AMIRTE?
59-78 - Elimination Number - 15
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
by rhys on Sep 2, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See?
Livan Hernandez.
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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Timmy: curve not biting
that whole inning changed on that piece of piss that fell into left to start things.
He was pitching well in 1-3. his fastball was a bit off and the lack of curve, but he still looked good.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn, Kelly Johnson is 3 for 3 now. *shakes fist at yahoo *
by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Snicker Kelly
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pablo walks
these are good things
by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Screw you, Rockies third baseman
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jon is really ripping the Giants hitters right now
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He has the right to
He gets to watch real baseball teams every Sunday.
by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
except that padres game he did
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
woohoo omar
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
don’t call it a comeback
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice job, Dreamy
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by groug on Sep 2, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
shh you might scare the rally away
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Omar's Slugging pct must have just sored
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by iamawesomer on Sep 2, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
meh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH BABY
59-78 - Elimination Number - 15
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
by rhys on Sep 2, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did I just hear a Lets Go Giants in the crowd?
Or am I hearing things?
by Hobbes2d on Sep 2, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it was louder yesterday
but yes
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha yesterday
I didn’t watch the game, was too hungover from Sunday night. Got to love holidays.
by Hobbes2d on Sep 2, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was one yesterday too.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly guys...
Don’t be too worried. Hurdle’s favorite strategy is to leave the pitcher in until he gives up 7 runs, and as I’m sure you know, when Livan blows up, he really blows…
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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I must reiterate that Livan is facing the Giants.
by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he eventually blew up last start
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by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he gave up 2 runs, that’s not exactly blowing up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he got yanked, o/w he might have
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by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How sad is our offense if we have to resort to imagining theoretical Livan meltdowns?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well...
If Vizquel can hit a 2-run double off him, I’m pretty sure the rest of the lineup will follow in short order.
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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can keep saying this as many times as you want, and we’ll keep replying with “GIANTS.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
Just being realistic, in which that my favorite baseball team isn’t far off from being just as crappy.
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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's rooting for the NL West TempestTeapot
a community of suck!
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To which it doesn't matter...
But I am actually a woman.
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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There’s plenty of us here – welcome!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but you’re all really men, right?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason, the stoning scene from Life of Brian sprang to mind. Probably unrelated, but yet. . .
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks!
Yep, been a sports fan for pretty much as long as I can remember. And not one of those massively irritating pink-hat, tied-up-sparkly-jersey, large-sunglasses, miniskirt-wearing bimbos, either.
(Not that I have strong feelings on this subject or anything).
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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh thank god you hate the pink hats, too. We had a rant on that a while ago. Wear the team colors, dammit. Nothing pink. No team has pink as its colors.
I think we’ll get along just fine.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly!
Wear the team colors. Not pink. Pink is a fine color, just not in my sports stadium.
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by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is WITH the fashionableness of huge sunglasses, anyway? I mean, fashion generally baffles me, but those are just UGLY.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven’t figured that one out. It seems so Love Boat to me.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We might have one or two female posters around here somewhere…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah
Baron’s not here.
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by groug on Sep 2, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or tk.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoops!
A mistake I’m prone to make – my apologies.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, no biggie
It’s a pretty natural mistake to make.
Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.
by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well Livan is better than Tim at one thing...
by Hobbes2d on Sep 2, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, Roberts, bring Omar in
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reasons why today RULES
1) This WONDERFUL GAME!!!!
2) My wife’s getting home late
3) My son is cranky as shit
4) The dog just vomited on the floor
YAHTZEE!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol vomit, but this game really sucks
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Giants have only scored 2 runs off it in 5 innings.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Sep 2, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hurdle
actually is very cautious with livan. last time he had thrown only 80 pitches and took him out with no one on after the sandoval hr
by DuikeBuike on Sep 2, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That, of course
happened after Livan gave up 9 runs in three innings, and had to struggle to win a game in which he had an 11-2 lead.
Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.
by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weird. His entire value is tied up in the fact that he can pitch forever.
by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You suck, Dave
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if I had not just shared an entire goose liver for dinner, I would be super-pissed
by wcw on Sep 2, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I’ve lost it. AN ENTIRE GOOSE LIVER is making me lol like a loon.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wha? is that code for something else?
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goose is wonderful stuff. Liver, not so much.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love liver in all its forms
..I mean, who doesn’t?
by wcw on Sep 2, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All good-hearted people?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ducks. geese.
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
geese are rat bastards who would eat your liver in a nanosecond
by wcw on Sep 2, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the ones i know are nicer.
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
your parents lied to you. those are ducks.
by wcw on Sep 2, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ducks are evil too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFK2Xq2RyiU
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree about the Ducks. Ducks ARE evil.
waits for Oregon fans
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but Muscovy ducks are so preposterous looking
..how can not like the way they waddle?
by wcw on Sep 2, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what about goose gossage?
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY, GOOSE, YOU STRUCK ME OUT IN HIGH SCHOOL!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A pelican once bit my sister.
I’ve been bit by a duck and a fish.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
\o
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Liver Fernandez
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Be less useless, Dave Roberts.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Sep 2, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But, how?
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get traded?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m just an idea man.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Sep 2, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF, Tim?
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I suppose this should give me an excuse to turn the game off and do my hw.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m considering this myself.
Still in despair.
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s almost bad enough to make me want to turn it off and do your homework, too.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Post what your homework is. It’ll be more interesting than this crap for sure.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Sep 2, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, did they ever answer the trivia question about LeMaster?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
inside the park homer
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Sep 2, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just take him out and save his arm, there’s no point.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn you Bob Davidson!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Freudian slip from Kuip
“…when the Giants were interesting…were interested in…”
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What’s happened? Gameday is dead.
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JON IS PISSED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You’re making me wish I had the radio on. Deets, please.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess Pablo wanted to throw to second but the umpire was in the way. And Jon started bitching the umpire out.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't get Gameday Audio?
My lifeline , as Nevada is blacked out to all West Coast team Gameday video.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's he saying?
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he straight up yelled “well that’s just great”
and then "if that’s the best you can do than what are you doing out there?"
by fwoty oz on Sep 2, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The “Well, that’s just great!” came after he said, “The umpire signaled as if to say ‘my bad’.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't have time to crunch the numbers, but
it looks to my eyes like the Rox have another year of extreme home/road splits this year – something that started when they installed the humidor. Livan gets the soggy hard-to-hit ones, Timmy gets the normal crips ones that won’t break, curve, etc in the thin mile-high air, and zip out to the outfield when hit. I am sick of years of this crap now, the Rox being the worst team in the NL on the road, and supermen at home (thankfully – splits not as extreme this year as previous).
by SnowLeopard on Sep 2, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
jon losing his cool at the ump
WELL THATS JUST GREAT
“if that’s the best you can do than what are you doing out there?”
by fwoty oz on Sep 2, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like it when he gets extremely irritated like this, because I’m usually extremely irritated when he does
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lincecum was trying to do that
bitte, baby.
by ryanmiles on Sep 2, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim doesn't have it tonight, take him out please
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Of course he goes on to K whatshisname
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
an idea
maybe you shouldn’t have young pitchers throw 130+ pitches in deep august
by fwoty oz on Sep 2, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hawpe throwing a tantrum – love it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he should K less....
Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.
by Silverblood on Sep 2, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously. Go ahead, charge Lincecum—-you’ll have dozens of pasty internet nerds willing to take a bullet for him on your ass
by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not to mention us...
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY
I may be a nerd, but I am not…uh…
Never mind.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Sep 2, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I predict no runs scored this next half inning
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yay strikeouts
on second thought, whatever
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Sep 2, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
score 10 runs this inning then take timmy out
by kingofthacove on Sep 2, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To make matters worse I gotta watch this Comcast digital voice d**che
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
there’s no way he comes back out.. right guys? right?
92 pitches 55 strikes
by fwoty oz on Sep 2, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
porcelain joke
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Sep 2, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
more cookies.
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa, Nate’s playing tonight. I have not been paying attnetion.
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i love those!
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alert the press: He's taken two pitches in this AB!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup - err!
Olympic golden gamer.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here’s hoping for a play at the plate
by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Olympic golden bronzed gamer.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see the world through piss colored glasses.
Even when watching the radio.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he's hitting > .300 W/RISP
just not today , apparently.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bench our best hitter in games that actually mean a shit
by kingofthacove on Sep 2, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Bengie, that pitch was near your eyes
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Runs. pls
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why ask why?
Swing at butt pie?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw that as “butt pee.”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
base clogging ftw
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SANDOVAL
do NOT GIDP
59-78 - Elimination Number - 15
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
by rhys on Sep 2, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He drew a walk! He drew a walk!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pablo Jack
calling it
59-78 - Elimination Number - 15
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
by rhys on Sep 2, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
for some reason, now I’m singing, “Pablo Jack wasn’t old but he was a man” in my head
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't pablo have more power from the right side?
seems that way. i know he hit his hr from the left, but watching him swing he appears to have more power from the right. :p
by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes. Plz
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 2, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miller just said
that Pablo thinks he is a better hitter from the right side
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs