Open Gameday Thread, 9/2
San Francisco Giants at Colorado Rockies, Sep 2, 2008 5:35 PM PDT
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Tim Lincecum > Not Tim Lincecum.
In before first Cy Young mention.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
you approve my disapproval?
Is this simply due to a belief that we have a fundamental right to protest or do you agree that Timmy’s face should not be altered in such an undignifying way?
by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
His upside down logo looks like LZ – what would that stand for?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
That wouldn’t exactly be the opposite of the Giants though, would it?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
You like Tim Lincecum on the Dodgers? JUDAS!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
when did Snivley Whiplash become our 5th starter?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 2, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
For folks who don't know what fanshots are
The lineup, complete with Baggarly’s inexplicable-as-usual capitalization:
Lf Roberts
Rf schierholtz
Cf winn
C Molina
3b sandoval
1b ishikawa
2b burriss
Ss vizquel
P Lincecum
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Actually Baggarly explained why his capitalization is like that in this post.
Still in despair.
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, my biggest peeve is that whenever I type CF, my phone tries to change it to GF. I like Aaron Rowand, but I don’t want to go steady with him.
HA!
Anyone install Chrome yet?
Wonder how this SBNgine will run on it.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
It's a'ight
Runs SB Nation pretty quickly. Not great enough to make me switch from Opera/Firefox though.
I just did
I was actually going to make a post about it. I’m in Chrome right now, actually.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The first thing I noticed is more screen space
As opposed to FF and IE, i think, Chrome has no bottom bar or whatever it is called. Both FF and IE have a bar at the bottom that creates a frame, Chrome doesn’t have it. Also the toolbar(s) at the top take up less space that FF.
it did a nice job importing my stuff from FF. It has tabbed browsing…I prefer FFs way but this may be changable. Chromes tabs are above the taskbar.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
and the task manager is really nice
It should be helpful to be able to monitor each tabs memory/cpu usage.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
bleh
and here is something yucky. In FF to open a new tab you just hit ctrl+t. Here you have to click on a little plus sign at the top…unless there is a shortcut. If there is no ctrl+t i’ll just use FF.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Weird...now it is working
I wonder why it wasn’t before. So strange. IT’S A BUG!!!!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wait...
Ctrl + t works…it’s double clicking on the tab bar that doesn’t create a new tab any more. It changes the window from max > a smaller window.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s probably because the tab bar is the same as the title bar, which usually resizes whenever it’s double clicked in any application.
this makes sense
i suspect they will move the tab bar
by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not out for the Mac yet, so I can’t use it – but it runs on WebKit, which is the same framework as Safari. I use another WebKit-based web browser, and threads work fine for me.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
AND EVIAN BACKWARDS IS NAIVE AND STEVE JOBS DRINKS EVIAN OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I love that vid
Thanks! hahahah. He’s awesome.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It's lacking in adblock plus which makes me remember how much i appreciate adblock plus
Can't get enough of the Oakland A's? Visit Oaktown Awesomer's
I can't get mlb tv to work properly.
so that’s a bit of a minus
by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
TIMMY DAY!
TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY! WOOOOHOOOOO!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions
Perhaps you did not hear the news

about welcoming our new Venezuelan switch-hitting slightly portly overlords.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I read that as “slightly potty overlords.”
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
there is nothing slight about my pot overlording
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He can be on the throne while he lords over us for all i care.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 2, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Strange but true
If you Google DHL, the #1 result is DHL Czech Republic.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Unfortunately, on this particular order, they didn’t say they used DHL until they emailed me that they had shipped the order. Booo.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Happy Timmy Day, everyone
I wish Timmy could pitch every start of the workweek. It makes things easier to get through!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
Have we ever established what he IS made of, though?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
MMMmmm. . . cookies.
i like how they spell “HAA!”
funny cookies.
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
He is constructed from puppies
..and dandelions and a dash of pepper.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
And tiger penis?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
GRROOWWLLL
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 2, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
i hope it’s beagle puppies because beagles look like puppies their entire lives.
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
excited to see Nate get the start right off the bat
woulda liked to see Crash also but I can wait till its not Timmy day for that
In both cases, they are too old for the job. =)
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
no holm has a MLB homer Mclain still needs to get is
by po on Sep 2, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
ah makes sence.
anybody else disturbed by the way tim robbins throws in that movie? like there is no way that guy tops 65 mph?
def a goofy windup what can u do actors playing athletes
Costner looked like he actually could swing a bat a little bit though
by po on Sep 2, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
but then he did For Love of the Game
and looked like a retarded greg maddux out there hard to buy that piece of shet
by po on Sep 2, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
From what I’ve seen, the guy we’re facing tonight is really, really good. We better hope he makes a mistake or two or we’re going to lose.
why the hell is my gameday audio on commercials?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
They thought it would be more interesting
than watching the Giants hit.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
lol for some reason it loaded the Gameday Audio for a Reds game last week?
Why???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
If less then 3 runs are scored off Livan , I will lose faith in humanity
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
You weren’t watching 5 games ago, were you?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
that was crushed
59-76 - Elimination Number - 18
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
I have no snackage in my house at all. My life has come down to being so lazy that I am going to starve to death.
At this point, my cat is starting to look delicious.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
if u dont have at least one pizza joint on speed dial
your not a man
by po on Sep 2, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re right. Pizza sounds good.
If I don’t like it, I blame you.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
put anchioves on it and share with your cat
as an i’m sorry for almost eating u
by po on Sep 2, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
My cat doesn't deserve it
He’ll eat pizza no matter what I put on it.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Pizza beats the alternative

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome inning
59-76 - Elimination Number - 18
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
I just realized that I might finally get to hear those famous Winn and Lewis commercials tonight.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
let's be honest...
Molina and Sandoval, back to back, is more often than not going to yield this result.
Pablo could’ve hit a fucking basehit to right and Colorado still might’ve turned the double play.
by ExcuseMeSwing on Sep 2, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Every time Livan throws a scoreless inning, I kill a puppy.
THINK OF THE PUPPIES.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Just back from dropping daughter off at school
So blame me for anything bad that happens.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
I just got back from picking my son up from daycare. Maybe we can just blame the children?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I’m using Orb right now to watch the game because I’m not home. It’s like Slingbox but free. You need a TV tuner card to use it though.
I'm watching on my Slingbox
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel so standard
on my old fashioned TV
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel really old
listening to the actual AM broadcast!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
No comparison, Lincecum over Sabathia!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
God, I hate soul patches.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Tim = Eileen?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Earworm = my least favorite word of all time. It sounds like a horrible, bloody, painful parasite. Makes me shudder just to think of it.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
You’ve obviously never had an awful Barry Manilow song stuck in your head. If you had, you’d know the word is perfect.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
WELL YOU CAME AND YOU GAVE WITHOUT TAKING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I WRITE THE FUCKING SONGS THAT MAKE THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD SING!
YOU BASTARDS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
He didn’t write that song, you know.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Of course I know.
I did. Don’t make me repeat myself!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
how do you decide which picture to use for each K?
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
called/looking
i assume
59-78 - Elimination Number - 15
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
i meant to post this last week
an NYC dj actually going by the name “K-swing”
if you dig around GoogleImage Search there are some pretty smokin’ hot pictures

by ExcuseMeSwing on Sep 2, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
He doesn't decide
he just knows
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Magic
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
Kruk’s comment on the way to the commercial break may have jinxed anything good.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
I don’t want to repeat it – wouldn’t want to reinforce the potential jinx.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Yahoo told me that Kelly Johnson wouldn’t be starting, so I benched him today. But he is starting and is 2 for 2 with three RBIs. >:(
I hope Omar finishes the year above the Mendoza line.
Because Omar is fun and I want good things for him.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
San Francisclol Giants
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
whoo boy
shades of velez
59-78 - Elimination Number - 15
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
Why depicting Barry Zito as an accessory to the blackmail of transvestites is supposed to make us like him is rather beyond me.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
so are transvestites
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
He is sticking it to evil corporate America
By helping a poor working class hero get a raise.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
nomore vizfail
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
Or higher hitter density?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
You know, the 3D feature on mlb.com Gameday is really pretty pointless.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
he didn’t get a hit against Livan Hernandez, so I’m going to guess bad.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Scott Posednik: still alive for some reason
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Chris+Tim
Lincecum
59-78 - Elimination Number - 15
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
with the former not making such sense
59-78 - Elimination Number - 15
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
Livan , Livan likes frijoles.
He eats a lot they say…
Isn’t this damned interminable season…terminabled yet?
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
And chances are
a vegetable
will respond
to you.
wait…damn.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
JOHNNY LEMASTER SIGHTING OMG!!!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Livan’s ERA might drop as low as 7 tonight!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
This is unacceptable.
Still in despair.
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Why, Bochy, why must you subject us to Dave Roberts?
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
Nate taking pitches...not!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
No, Krukow. Livan is not a good example of what pitching is. Livan is terrible. The Giants just make terrible pitchers look like Walter Motherfucking Johnson.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
It made him kind of badass though. So that’s helpful.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
He recently changed it again to Boo Ocho Cinco.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
hit a weak grounder to SS?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Troy Tulowitzki: San Francisco Giant
Oh, wait…
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Who's the slow delivery on the radio?
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ROCKIES D
59-78 - Elimination Number - 15
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
Hello there McCoven,
Friendly Rockies fan here. Just a quick question: We have a very irritating specimen named “sign posey” who’s been trolling over on Purple Row for the last few days. You guys know anything about him?
Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.
He was banned from here.
Still in despair.
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he signed up here and quickly got banned
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Best of luck.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He sleeps with radishes and washes his hair in the Thames
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I know that if you ban him he’ll go away.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
How is it you know we know something about him
all this admission stuff notwithstanding , that is.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the replies, guys
I read the Chronicles a lot (long-time lurker) and you always make me laugh, so I figured he probably wasn’t kosher over here. Just figured I’d check… yeah, he needs to take a long walk off the proverbial short pier.
Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.
This is Pathetic
Livan’s last 16 starts – May 22 through Aug 22
8.10 R/9 IP
16.11 H+BB/9 IP
Livan’s last start, against us, plus this start
2.00 R/9 IP
6.00 H+BB/9 IP
PATHETIC!
Whatever scouting book they have on him (“well, we know all about this guy, these were his weaknesses when he was with us …”) is apparently way out of date.
You just know that in his next start after this one, he’s going to give up like 10 runs in 3 innings.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Yep.
Pretty much, yeah. Either that or he’ll eventually get around to doing it tonight.
Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.
You obviously haven’t seen a lot of Giants games this year.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Well, which is stronger
Livan pitching fail or Giants hitting fail?
I still put my money on Livan.
Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.
Remember 5 games ago?
The Giants got all of 2 runs in 6.1 innings.
The Giants hitting fail is always stronger.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
The worst pitchers in the league regularly eat the Giants for dinner.
A few weeks ago, where was one pitcher – I’m drawing a blank on whom – gave up like 11 runs in one start….then shutout the Giants…then 11 more runs in his next start.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Brandon Backe
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
all he fricking does
is throw the ball on the outside corner. Other teams try and go the other way, the Giants try and pull everything and look like shit. I’m sure Carney has some whiney excuse for why they can’t hit him (the power all in right is tooooooooooooo faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar).
Call any vegetable Pick up your phone
Think of a vegetable Lonely at home
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
“Rutabaa – y – aaagaaa…”
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
boo
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
Rock the fuckies.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
OK – now I can say what Kruk said. As the broadcast was going to commercial, you could hear him say to Kuip “He’s got no-hit stuff tonight.”
Jinxer.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
I dunno. That wasn’t too blatant. Plus Lincecum just gave up the hit, so unless it’s a delayed jinx, it didn’t have much effect. I’m taking this too seriously.
He said it early – at the end of the second inning. But still – he shouldn’t let that stuff come out through the mike. Bad ju-ju.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Just got in from work. Wow, Livan is pitching a SHUTOUT!!!! He hasn’t given up any runs!!! A SHUTOUT would be so great for him.
HE EATS INNINGS
AND PIE
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Or reading one.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
BENGIE >:(
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
that was awful close...
59-78 - Elimination Number - 15
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
Gahhh life is a hollow meaningless void
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
melt down
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
I COULD TOLERATE THIS IF ANYONE EXCEPT LIVAN HERNANDEZ WAS PITCHING
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
seriously, what a dogshit organization
when your fans are saying “ballgame” when you’re down 1-0 at Coors Field and facing a bad pitcher you know you suck.
I think everyone should be fired—big head Boch and the coaching staff, Sabean, everyone. I don’t care what’s being turned around in the minors. They all suck.
not ballgame tho
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
Err.... sorry about that, guys
On the bright side, you are facing Livan “Eats the Buffet + The Table” Hernandez…
For what it’s worth, Purple Row was completely up in arms about Bochy leaving Tiny Tim out for 132 pitches last time you faced us, since we figured he was going to get broken. And tonight we’ve also mentioned that we don’t want to see him used that far again. And we still wish our FO was bright enough to draft him instead of Greg Reynolds, but it didn’t happen.
Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.
Sorry, sorry.
Just pointing out that you still have a very real chance to get back in this thing… Lincecum probably only has one bad inning in him, and Livan will realize that he is Livan Hernandez soon enough.
Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.
Believe me, you don’t have to tell us that Livan sucks. We know that better than anyone.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
The same way
you don’t have to tell us that Torrealba sucks…. boy, do we know THAT one.
Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.
Suddenly realizes he has the Rockies broadcast team on the box.
They sound excited to be triumphing over the San Francisco juggernaut.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
no lead is safe
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by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
I was at the AZ/StL game last night
That’s fer surr , dewd.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
amarite?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when Lincecum had a no hitter going?
That was awesome.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
yea
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by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
let's see a fight.
it’s the only thing this dogshit team can do to get fired up.
Apologies
Just trying to be civil.
Purple Row's resident entertaining pessimistic asshole. Somehow the incarnation of crusty goo. Is this a good thing? Who knows.
Also
Some of us are graceless assholes. Our apologies for them.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
he might be the nicest guy in the world
hell, for all I know he is.
I’m just really fucking pissed at this team, this organization, and this whole fucking situation.
Dude's okay
Chill out.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
I don’t mind them if things are going okay, but as soon as things start to go south, I become irritated.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Chronically terminal condition this year.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 2, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like Tim's human after all
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
Take that back, heathen. He's made of cookies, dammit!!!
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Unreal, this inning sucks
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
FAIL DAFENSE AND PITCHING, at least speed is ok
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
Omar got picked off...
speed failing too
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
New thread please!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
This one's broken
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy's not missing bats this inning
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions

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