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San Francisco Giants @ Colorado Rockies


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Tim Lincecum 15-3 28 27 0 0 0 0 185.1 149 55 50 9 70 210 2.43 1.18

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Not Tim Lincecum 1-3 4 4 0 0 0 0 18.2 30 23 23 5 5 7 11.09 1.88

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Tim Lincecum > Not Tim Lincecum.

In before first Cy Young mention.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 2, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you approve my disapproval?

Is this simply due to a belief that we have a fundamental right to protest or do you agree that Timmy’s face should not be altered in such an undignifying way?

by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 4:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I approve of WaLincecum. Just wanted to even out the points.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 2, 2008 4:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I DON'T DO THINGS FOR YOUR APPROVAl

*runs into his bedroom crying *

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 4:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ll give you something to cry about

by timmeh on Sep 2, 2008 5:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

recommended

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 2, 2008 4:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

reponding to peer pressure

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 2, 2008 4:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Woot!

it went green.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 2, 2008 5:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I disagree with the others. This is hysterical.

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 4:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His upside down logo looks like LZ – what would that stand for?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 4:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That wouldn’t exactly be the opposite of the Giants though, would it?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 4:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You like Tim Lincecum on the Dodgers? JUDAS!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 5:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought we were talking about Wa-Tim Lincecum.

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 5:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, so now you’re trying to get off on technicalities, eh?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 5:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But JCB9 isn’t normally this accusatory.

Unless…

It’s Wa-JCB9!

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 5:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Laaz Rockit

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 2, 2008 4:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For folks who don't know what fanshots are

The lineup, complete with Baggarly’s inexplicable-as-usual capitalization:

Lf Roberts
Rf schierholtz
Cf winn
C Molina
3b sandoval
1b ishikawa
2b burriss
Ss vizquel
P Lincecum

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess it’s time for Omar’s weekly start. Boo.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 2, 2008 4:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Has to build up his value for next year!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 4:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and this after he said he gets “bored” playing behind Timmy. “Too many strikeouts.”

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 2, 2008 4:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually Baggarly explained why his capitalization is like that in this post.

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 4:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One more reason for me to hate cell phones!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 4:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually, my biggest peeve is that whenever I type CF, my phone tries to change it to GF. I like Aaron Rowand, but I don’t want to go steady with him.

HA!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 4:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s holding out for Schierholtz, too.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 4:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did he really call him “Special Agent Jack Taschner”? That’s awesome.

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2008 5:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not Tim Lincecum!

My arch-nemesis!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anyone install Chrome yet?

Wonder how this SBNgine will run on it.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 2, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's a'ight

Runs SB Nation pretty quickly. Not great enough to make me switch from Opera/Firefox though.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 4:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sweet

i ’preciate the review.

I haven’t installed it yet, but probably will tonight on the home comp.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 2, 2008 4:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So far it’s run almost everything I’ve seen faster than FF. Not gonna switch til it’s out of beta though. There’s still some quirks with forms and a few CSS issues.

by fwoty oz on Sep 2, 2008 4:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just did

I was actually going to make a post about it. I’m in Chrome right now, actually.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 4:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The first thing I noticed is more screen space

As opposed to FF and IE, i think, Chrome has no bottom bar or whatever it is called. Both FF and IE have a bar at the bottom that creates a frame, Chrome doesn’t have it. Also the toolbar(s) at the top take up less space that FF.

it did a nice job importing my stuff from FF. It has tabbed browsing…I prefer FFs way but this may be changable. Chromes tabs are above the taskbar.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 4:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and the task manager is really nice

It should be helpful to be able to monitor each tabs memory/cpu usage.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 4:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bleh

and here is something yucky. In FF to open a new tab you just hit ctrl+t. Here you have to click on a little plus sign at the top…unless there is a shortcut. If there is no ctrl+t i’ll just use FF.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 4:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ctrl+T works for me in chrome. Try again?

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 4:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Weird...now it is working

I wonder why it wasn’t before. So strange. IT’S A BUG!!!!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 4:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh wait...

Ctrl + t works…it’s double clicking on the tab bar that doesn’t create a new tab any more. It changes the window from max > a smaller window.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 4:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s probably because the tab bar is the same as the title bar, which usually resizes whenever it’s double clicked in any application.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 4:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this makes sense

i suspect they will move the tab bar

by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 5:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I believe you’re referring to the Status Bar. I like having tabs on the edge of the border, but I wish I could move the tab bar to wherever I want it. I prefer having my tabs on the bottom of the screen.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 4:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t like Tab® it tastes too artificial

by Merope on Sep 2, 2008 4:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s not out for the Mac yet, so I can’t use it – but it runs on WebKit, which is the same framework as Safari. I use another WebKit-based web browser, and threads work fine for me.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 4:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MACS BACKWARDZ IZ SCAM!!! COINCIDENCE??!?!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 4:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AND EVIAN BACKWARDS IS NAIVE AND STEVE JOBS DRINKS EVIAN OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 4:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 4:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love that vid

Thanks! hahahah. He’s awesome.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 4:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No mouse gestures/hotkeys either! I was trying to navigate with my mouse buttons when I realized I wasn’t in Opera.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 4:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TIMMY DAY!

TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY! WOOOOHOOOOO!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 2, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is sandoval ever going to get a hit again?

by daniel9 on Sep 2, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uh

He’s had 6 in his last four starts?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 4:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes

many, many hits.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 2, 2008 4:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Perhaps you did not hear the news

about welcoming our new Venezuelan switch-hitting slightly portly overlords.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 2, 2008 4:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I read that as “slightly potty overlords.”

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 4:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DON’T YOU JUDGE HIM

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 2, 2008 4:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We’re lucky he even PERFORMS for us bastards.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 4:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there is nothing slight about my pot overlording

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 4:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He can be on the throne while he lords over us for all i care.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 2, 2008 4:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Strange but true

If you Google DHL, the #1 result is DHL Czech Republic.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DHL sucks

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 2, 2008 4:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Unfortunately, on this particular order, they didn’t say they used DHL until they emailed me that they had shipped the order. Booo.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 4:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DHL: How I refer to the American League.

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2008 5:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Happy Timmy Day, everyone

I wish Timmy could pitch every start of the workweek. It makes things easier to get through!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 2, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He should!

He’s not made of porcelain, you know.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 4:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Have we ever established what he IS made of, though?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 4:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah

Cookies

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 5:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow. I left that thread before you posted that. Thanks for the redux.

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 5:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MMMmmm. . . cookies.

i like how they spell “HAA!”
funny cookies.

Play Stonehenge!!!

by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2008 5:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not-porcelain. It’s Not Tim Lincecum that’s made of porcelain.

by Evan on Sep 2, 2008 5:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Puppies fed by unicorn milk, to be exact.

by rotorueter on Sep 2, 2008 4:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And tiger penis?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 4:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GRROOWWLLL

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 2, 2008 4:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i hope it’s beagle puppies because beagles look like puppies their entire lives.

Play Stonehenge!!!

by The Enchanter on Sep 2, 2008 5:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NOOO

Don’t use Comic Sans!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 5:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

apologies

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 5:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Otherwise, good job.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 5:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

excited to see Nate get the start right off the bat

woulda liked to see Crash also but I can wait till its not Timmy day for that

by po on Sep 2, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Scott McClain

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 5:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ah makes sence.

anybody else disturbed by the way tim robbins throws in that movie? like there is no way that guy tops 65 mph?

by cumball on Sep 2, 2008 5:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

def a goofy windup what can u do actors playing athletes

Costner looked like he actually could swing a bat a little bit though

by po on Sep 2, 2008 5:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but then he did For Love of the Game

and looked like a retarded greg maddux out there hard to buy that piece of shet

by po on Sep 2, 2008 5:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHOO BASEBALL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

From what I’ve seen, the guy we’re facing tonight is really, really good. We better hope he makes a mistake or two or we’re going to lose.

by kingofthacove on Sep 2, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that’s pretty gamerish of him.

by ExcuseMeSwing on Sep 2, 2008 5:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why the hell is my gameday audio on commercials?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Giants? hit?
please explain yourself

by Merope on Sep 2, 2008 5:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol for some reason it loaded the Gameday Audio for a Reds game last week?

Why???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 5:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think I just clicked on the wrong link >_>

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 5:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow that’s weird! I just had Yahoo news load a story about Obama and how he is going to announce his VP candidate any day now.
I thought “Can he change his mind in mid-campaign?”

by Merope on Sep 2, 2008 5:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If less then 3 runs are scored off Livan , I will lose faith in humanity

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You weren’t watching 5 games ago, were you?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 2, 2008 5:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was quick

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that was crushed

59-76 - Elimination Number - 18

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 2, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Livan is going to pitch the CGSO he almost got last week.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

all we do is face cy young canidates every game

how come noone else has to face these guys

by po on Sep 2, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have no snackage in my house at all. My life has come down to being so lazy that I am going to starve to death.

At this point, my cat is starting to look delicious.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You’re right. Pizza sounds good.

If I don’t like it, I blame you.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 5:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My cat doesn't deserve it

He’ll eat pizza no matter what I put on it.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 5:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dave Flemming chases fire trucks.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD PODSHITNIK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oops, I meant to type 211

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

252

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I mean 212

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Sep 2, 2008 5:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sure you do.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 5:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD QUINTANILLA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

4, 5, 6 is actually kinda poppish? no ways!

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Sep 2, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

awesome inning

59-76 - Elimination Number - 18

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 2, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just realized that I might finally get to hear those famous Winn and Lewis commercials tonight.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

priceless

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 5:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Speed!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stewlolert

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pablol

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and now its gone

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL STEWART

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

let's be honest...

Molina and Sandoval, back to back, is more often than not going to yield this result.

Pablo could’ve hit a fucking basehit to right and Colorado still might’ve turned the double play.

by ExcuseMeSwing on Sep 2, 2008 5:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DON’T SWING AT THE FIRST PITCH FROM LIVAN FFS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Every time Livan throws a scoreless inning, I kill a puppy.

THINK OF THE PUPPIES.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD Hawpe

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just back from dropping daughter off at school

So blame me for anything bad that happens.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 2, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Always do

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 5:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just got back from picking my son up from daycare. Maybe we can just blame the children?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 5:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She’ll have twins – Myers and Squibb.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 5:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD HAWPE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m using Orb right now to watch the game because I’m not home. It’s like Slingbox but free. You need a TV tuner card to use it though.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

^Mods!

Spammer.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 5:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just for that I won’t tell you about these great new performance enhancing pills I just discovered.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 5:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I feel really old

listening to the actual AM broadcast!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 5:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol geezer!

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 6:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ll be doing that later, when my wife gets home and I start on dinner. TV for now.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CC’s way better with the bat though.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 5:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God, I hate soul patches.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It seems like the Rockies have a lot of them

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 5:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chicks dig ripped souls.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jon seems really excited about Jon Niese.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Call strikes, ump.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wank the Fuck Down?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who the Fuck Died?

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 6:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come on Tim.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tim = Eileen?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there’s an earworm for ya

by timmeh on Sep 2, 2008 6:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Earworm = my least favorite word of all time. It sounds like a horrible, bloody, painful parasite. Makes me shudder just to think of it.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You’ve obviously never had an awful Barry Manilow song stuck in your head. If you had, you’d know the word is perfect.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 6:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WELL YOU CAME AND YOU GAVE WITHOUT TAKING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crap – that’s the one. Now I’ve got it.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 6:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I WRITE THE FUCKING SONGS THAT MAKE THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD SING!

YOU BASTARDS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 6:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He didn’t write that song, you know.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Of course I know.

I did. Don’t make me repeat myself!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 6:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But I brought you Ben-gay, oh Andy

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, I am proud to say I’ve never had a Barry Manilow song stuck in my head.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Especially the Save Ferris version.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 6:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD Stewart

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD STEWART

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LinceKKKKum

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

After further review

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 6:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how do you decide which picture to use for each K?

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 6:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

called/looking

i assume

59-78 - Elimination Number - 15

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 2, 2008 6:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

K = Swinging
Agent Kay = Looking

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 6:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sweet I probably should have picked that up

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 6:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i meant to post this last week

an NYC dj actually going by the name “K-swing”
if you dig around GoogleImage Search there are some pretty smokin’ hot pictures

by ExcuseMeSwing on Sep 2, 2008 6:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He doesn't decide

he just knows

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 6:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Magic

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 2, 2008 6:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kruk’s comment on the way to the commercial break may have jinxed anything good.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What are you talking about?

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 6:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t want to repeat it – wouldn’t want to reinforce the potential jinx.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 6:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You’re not supposed to repeat it. Whatever it is.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 6:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LIVAN’S ERA UNDER 10

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yahoo told me that Kelly Johnson wouldn’t be starting, so I benched him today. But he is starting and is 2 for 2 with three RBIs. >:(

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YAHOO

>:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dreamy!

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hope Omar finishes the year above the Mendoza line.

Because Omar is fun and I want good things for him.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 2, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but not so far above that they sign him to a long term contract

by Merope on Sep 2, 2008 6:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lolmar

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Old rusty wheels = no steal

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 2, 2008 6:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

VETERAN SAVVY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

San Francisclol Giants

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 2, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whoo boy

shades of velez

59-78 - Elimination Number - 15

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 2, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

except older with more savvy

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 6:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And less power!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why depicting Barry Zito as an accessory to the blackmail of transvestites is supposed to make us like him is rather beyond me.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BLACKMAIL IS GRITTY AND HARD NOSED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so are transvestites

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 6:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Working class heroes go to sales conventions?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nomore vizfail

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 2, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sigh

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Livan throwing harder than usual tonight. Result of lower air density?

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or higher hitter density?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What do you mean?

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 6:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That our hitters are dense.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think

that their bats are less dense

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 2, 2008 6:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh that dense.

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 2, 2008 6:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t know why he bothers, he could throw every fastball at 75 and shut out the Giants

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank you Nate

by timmeh on Sep 2, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You know, the 3D feature on mlb.com Gameday is really pretty pointless.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this

59-78 - Elimination Number - 15

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 2, 2008 6:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

really really pointless

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 2, 2008 6:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not a strikeout

dfa

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sandoval didn’t dive for it = not a gamer

DFA

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I missed it

How’d Nate look in his first AB?

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by Natto on Sep 2, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He looked like Snuffleupagus

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 6:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he didn’t get a hit against Livan Hernandez, so I’m going to guess bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 2, 2008 6:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

6 pitch at bat = better than most Giants

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 2, 2008 6:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He looked like a radish

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 2, 2008 6:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs