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Greg Maddux Wears Sweater-Vest To Mound

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FLURST!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 19, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Molina is...

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

newt read

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 19, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

WHICH ONE DO WE USE

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

poll:

who would you rather have: maddux for 7 years 126 or zito?

by DuikeBuike on Sep 19, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

this one?

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 19, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Here at McC, we believe in recycling.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant is actually Al Gore

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He created the internets

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

without all that warmth

by wilriv21 on Sep 19, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Don’t believe the hype. He’s the same Al Gore he was 10 years ago. He just has better marketing now.

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

recycling is a scam

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Sep 19, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

“Does the name Joe Morgan mean anything to you?”

by wilriv21 on Sep 19, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I start a new thread now?

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

if the dodgers score 4 the next inning, yes

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes please…I’m not really feeling this one at the moment.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I feel it for a while?

Eeeyew. (Hands it back)

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

why don;t you practice making a baby

by wilriv21 on Sep 19, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already did earlier.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you remember to add cinnamon? I always forget that step.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, your babies are a little bland. I’ve been afraid to tell you all this time.

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get back in there!

one and done? how old are you?

by wilriv21 on Sep 19, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already did earlier.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ewww, walrus breath…gross.

by dmunk on Sep 19, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been trying to use mouthwash too!

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

obviously the Giants’ plan was to lay down for the Dbacks and then wipe out the Dodgers.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

works for me

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 19, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can both..

Cable and Satellite claim that they always have more HD programs 75% of the time?

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s like when Russ Ortiz works out 10 days a week

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link Fail?

Or my computer fail?

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not getting anything either. It’s pretty amazing actually.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know!

It’s exactly like a link! Now if i can only hide a RushRoll in that and have it link in the background so that no one realizes they’re playing rush…

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Total link fail...

What the hell?

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's ok.

We don’t know either.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, Rowand got a hit.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

XBH? nah

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 19, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's Rowand's for the year

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can go cash the $12 million check now

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only in LA does a douche 30ish year old fan get a foul ball tossed his way when there’s two pre-teens begging for it too. Douche keeps the thing and mugs for the camera, doesn’t give it to the kids. DOUCHE!!

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

they’re rewarding him because he’s one of the few Dodger fans who’s still there in the sixth inning

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And his hands weren’t already occupied with a beach ball.

by dmunk on Sep 19, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s fine…reward the tool if you want…but the dude shouldn’t keep the ball…he should give it to the lil’ ankle-biters around him.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once saw an asshole knock over a young kid to get a ball at Phone Co. Park. He was shamed into giving the ball away.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that happened in LA, the guy would have shot the kids and taken their wallets.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no, no…they only shoot each other in the parking lots.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, Mr. Rowand.....

Do that with runners on, and you won’t be Oh-For-September

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand just likes the number 69

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a joke there that I won't get into.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heyyooaintmyhero Velez.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t know the “In Your Face” cam still existed.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

My God

Lasorda is fat

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Lame-mar

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Sep 19, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Tommy Slobsorta!

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Lasorda’s gonna need to watch alot of lesbo porn to get this game off of his mind

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

runfail

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 19, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I get back from visiting a friend and WE SCORED 7 RUNS OFF GREG MADDUX?

WHAT?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Get back out there , you.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

You’re dreaming

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by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, this is all a dream.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO BACK AWAY!

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Final count.

4 Go away
2 It’s a dream.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn FTR

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahah.

Brewers failing.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SPEED & DEFENSE

FTWinn

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

STEVE NASH’S FORMER ROOMMATE!!!!!

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Winn FTGG!

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Winn has been nice.

But nobody has ever been better out there than Jose Cruz, Jr.

(Twitch)

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeffrey Hammonds begs to differ

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

style points

luv the slide after the catch

by po on Sep 19, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Love the needless quick throw to the infield after the slide

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

….and then there’s Maud

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Man the Dodgers PA system plays horrible music

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by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GET IT STARTED IN HERE

GET IT? BECAUSE THE RALLY GOT STARTED

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds would have had that.

Oh..wrong position?

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still would’ve had it.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

1993 Barry would’ve ran fast enough to get it

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez would have run past it

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

it would have sailed over his head

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

as he dashed toward the pitcher’s mound

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf, why is sfgiants.com showing me the game?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw that yesterday too..

It’s a play from like 2 hours ago. I wished it would be live tv.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

backbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackback

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

.gif please!

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

There it is.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...

He’s still going.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He…could…go..all…the..way

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t make me string you up and hang you from your scrotum.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOHOO!

Oh.
I thought Vin said “…past the dying Velez.”

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

time for Haagen Dazs

by wilriv21 on Sep 19, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Haagen Dazs Non-Fat Sorbet FTW

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conventionally-handsome, over-paid Woody is doing great!

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, what did they do with the real Barry Zito?

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 19, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

You don't want to know.

None of us wants to know.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woody put on his Zito costume, and tied the real one up in a locker

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s off to the Hollywood Hills banging this beauty.

Photobucket

The replacement Zito will be back in no-time.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh lucky lucky guy...

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think all of the Hollywood hills has banged that

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Zito pitches a complete game shutout, the Dodgers should not be allowed into the playoffs.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 19, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I think his PC is too high at this point.

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE’S NOT MADE OF PORCELAIN

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure if anyone saw this
MILWAUKEE SECOND BASEMAN RAY DURHAM LEFT THE GAME IN THE BOTTOM OF THE FOURTH INNING WITH A RIGHT HAMSTRING INJURY.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 19, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Everything’s falling apart for the Brew Crew.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Ray

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

That is typical.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

TONIGHT AT 11

What could be more dangerous than driving drunk? Texting. That’s right, the new trend with kids is to text while drunk. More at 11.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Text while driving drunk?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No just texting

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

scooped

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

….what?

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

drunk texting can lead to a fiery ball of emotional wreckage

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 19, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea it's nice.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean we didn't explain that?

“Yeah , he’s an explosive player , heh heh…”

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Not as dangerous as

texting while driving a train drunk

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this Dave Roberts kid.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

he stole a base once!

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave RoBBerts

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Sep 19, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LET’S GO PAB-LO

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FREE STEVE HOLM

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

For 3B?

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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 19, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade him to Milwaukee for Ray Durham

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

B-MONEY

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

they didn't know

you can send it 2nd day UPS

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had to watch Roberts too

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

$B

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 19, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Can Bengie play golf?

Best lowball hitter in the league

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ishikawa = only starter without base hit

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Sep 19, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

His numbers are good, but the guy seems clueless when he goes up there. Is it just me?

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs to call upon his Jebus powers

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito says what?!?

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

and about the only prospect without a 2009 job

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sizzler is hiring

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Sep 19, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

pthe fundamentals are strong and by fundamentals am talking about the people and their work ethic crap

by wilriv21 on Sep 19, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No T Money.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

T$0

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Sep 19, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKito

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

He kinda has the Cindy Brady ringlets going.

by dmunk on Sep 19, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

but

(can we sign that broad for next year?)

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I can say is

what a dipshit. I want to see him act like a spoiled brat and destroy whatever ballclub he’s in

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got back from dinner

FUCK THE DODGERS!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

ZITO, DODGER KILLER.

(needs more caps)

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Sep 19, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

::stands up and claps for Zito::

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Panic Attack

When FAILez is near a ball

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

“it’s all Barry”

by wilriv21 on Sep 19, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

106 pitches = 21 outs

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Sep 19, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

its also very difficult to drive while responding to email on a laptop (or desktop)

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 19, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, the news item was about texting while driving. That makes more sense.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

easy to be happy with zito tonight

but still works out to nearly 2mil per victory

by po on Sep 19, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks, Debbie Downer

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

waaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (camera zooms in)

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Carl Pavano

$4MM a win

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Mike Hampton?

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by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

iawtc

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Failmar

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Sep 19, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Omar

At .205, safely beyond Mendoza

and sending sympathy cards to Bocock

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's more than capable of an 0-for-8

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Sep 19, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rohlinger, who is that?

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Rohlinger sighting

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by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

A FULL COMMITMENT’S WHAT HE’S THINKING OF

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ROCK & ROHL

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

keep beatin’ la

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap, a Rohlinger! Quick, get the Ultra Ball!

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan who?

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Sep 19, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes the shutout.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey everyone! Bruce Jenkins would trade Matt Cain for Prince Fielder and JJ Hardy!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/19/SPUP131A60.DTL&feed=rss.sports

WOW!

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 19, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

What does his boner think?

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jenkins has thought Matt

a vulnerable high strike thrower since the start.

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZITOLOL

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course, it’s the first home run for Ozuna this year.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

When it comes to the Giants, it’s either “first” or “career high”

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by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also:

Deepest

Highest

Farthest

Splashiest

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must agree with your comment, sir

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really expected about five of those off Zito by now

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, Yabu warming up. Good call.

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

8 run 8th on the way

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Sep 19, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Unleash the Yabu

(preemptive that’s what she said)

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FWIW “Yabu” means “bush”.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me Keiichi means George.

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keiichi means George

(Actually it’s just “blessing” + "one")

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Choose your own adventure

1. Go with sexual innuendo reference, turn to page 75

2. Go with political joke, turn to page 125

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIT IT ON THE GROUND TO OMAR

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm, I don’t really care that they’re leaving in Zito.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I only care

in that I do not want the Dodgers to think they have a shot in this game

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beachball timeout DOUCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's Trebek?

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

At a Blue Jays game, perhaps.

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

One’s a sick duck…I can’t remember how it ends, but your mother is a whore!

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take Jap Anus relations for 200.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good, protect Zito’s arm.

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Forget Trebek

Where’s Vanna?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Reply fail

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito

Could…have…gone…all….the…way

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Why IS he coming out?

Because he’s such an important cog in our 2011 World Domination plan?

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

save that arm

for when we’ll really need it.

About a decade from now

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitch count is really important when you’re a washed up piece of overpaid trash…

It isn’t important when you’re a young Cy Young candidate with the whole future ahead of him.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dripping irony permeates your comment

but still tends to elude Bochy and Sabean

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hey, Heroes premieres on Monday.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope it’s better than Season 3

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 19, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT. 2**

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 19, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen the show.

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by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's alright

It’s entertaining but has its hits and misses.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you an American?

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read...what's your point?

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing. Definitely un-American to miss prime time TV.

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I watch is sports. If there is nothing on, then some Grand Theft Auto.

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by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok…see in cowtown we don’t get the game on the NBC affiliate…it’s on the CW station…

So all this talk about drunk texting and Heros….ya…I’ve been forced to listen to countless Dr. Phil commercials.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s going to be awful and it’ll be fantastic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a Bowker!

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowked!

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker! Doubles, dude hits!

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

J BOW!

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Rohlinger, Bowker.

Isn’t it time for a Conor sighting?

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by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Last night highlight

or a Conor plunking

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bow - chickhearn - a - bow - bow

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

lol kuip

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 19, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Funny

Joe Torre grew up in Brooklyn as a Giants fan who hated the Dodgers and Yankees.

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by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

What would you do?

He secretly helps the Giants win whenever possible

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Losee

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

No he doesn't

A hit, a run scored, and some good defense.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beg pardon

some atbats resemble, ummm, Damon Minor.

Otherwise, brilliant

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate these metro PCS commercials.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Rohlinger

Drafted by the Cards but turned them down…to sign with the Giants for $40 , 000????

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by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

meaning that was his bonus.

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by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is holding a grudge for the ’87 Cards team.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

different years, Salim

by wilriv21 on Sep 19, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants have the Eye of the Tiger

by wilriv21 on Sep 19, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s the rye or the kaiser, it’s the thrill of one bite

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

All LA needs is a touchdown

Oh wait a minute Los Angeles doesn’t have an NFL team.

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by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pac-10 Champions Ducks says what?!?

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure they are…I mean when half of the team is doing something illegal with agents, of course they’re in their own league

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

WilRiv , he's an extraordinary gentleman.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

University of Spoiled Chicken?

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CENTRAL

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I was going for a butt pee joke

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I GET IT

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEENEY SIGHTING!

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, knucklehead

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

he could be a terrorista

by wilriv21 on Sep 19, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH! A WALK!

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Fool

6 run lead. LETS START NIBBLING!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Setting up the double play.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Hinshaw is trying to be the new cody ransom

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 19, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s going to botch a ground ball?

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIT IT ON THE GROUND TO OMAR

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

well, you got half of your wish

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 19, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dreamy!

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Can Tyler Walker blow this game?

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by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Please dont let it get to polar bear

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

As my boy Chali 2una says...

Cooler than a polar bear toenail.

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by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARGH WHY DON’T YOU LET HIM TRY AND GET ONE OUT

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GAME IS TOO CLOSE TO EXPERIMENT

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hinshaw says:

What the fuck?!?! You’re taking me out for that piece of shit?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

or how about: “You don’t trust me with a 6 run lead, with one out to go, against Angel Berroa??”

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the last out for God’s sake

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes Polar Bear

Prepare yourselves for a Nuclear Winter

by Moggeee on Sep 19, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Any way we could get some bitch from Alaska to hunt the ol’ Polar Bear from an airplane?!? I hear she’s down for that kinda stuff.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it really necessary to do this with a 6 run lead?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

It is the only time it is safe to use Walker

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, lefties can’t get righties out. It’s science, buddy.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

How else are we going to walk in the winning run?

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't normally do this but...

WTF?

This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Bottom of the 9th, 2 outs, 1 on, 7-1 lead and you are concerned about the lefty/righty match up? Really?

by Sandor Clegane on Sep 19, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochyball!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ballgame!

SUCK IT, DODGERS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Least exciting last out ever.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

'Specially listening to the mummified LA feed.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it bitches...suck it long...and suck it hard!

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Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS WIN

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we really need two of those in a row?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do we really need your mom...uh....uh...ya.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow…I sure am happy that I’d already copied and only had to paste!

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HURRAH!

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 19, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Anagram of "pitcher Barry Zito"

TRIP, BIT CRAZY. HERO.

I figured he had earned a flattering anagram for once.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 19, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry Zito

More wins than Matt Cain for a second year in a row.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Proof that life is NEVER fair.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Barry will celebrate

by going to Beverly Hills and buy the best weed money could buy.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 19, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

going to Beverly Hills and buy the best weed hookers money could buy

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

"And how!"

Happy Anniversary, Merkle Boner! [September 23, 1908]

by satyricrash on Sep 19, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coincidentally, Vin Scully celebrated his 50th anniversary as an announcer.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha, nice exaggeration

You meant 1847.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 19, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

That’s when Scully started broadcasting.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would be a good joke, but for forgetting the THRILL and his epic playoff pwnage of Maddux.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

THE GIANTS BEAT MADDUX!! WHOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito dips and has a fake southern twang. Fail.

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

You had to wait to see the dip and hear the southern twang to come to that conclusion?

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but I didn’t know the situation was so bad.

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If channeling Southern old boy’s baseball stereotrypes helps him pitch like this – good bye hippie Zito, Hello Twangy Zito.

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Sep 20, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Knocking the Bums out of the playoffs, or at least beating the crap out of them and sending them limping to October would really make my year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m fine with any scenario as long as they don’t win the pennant.

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

only 126 million different kinds of bad.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Lose to AZ , beat LA.

Put ’em both in a dumpster and throw in a rally leopard.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

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