Return of Open Gameday Thread
As long as I'm rehashing old images, let me remind you of this one:

Again, that's photographic evidence of Tommy Lasorda playing poker with Benito Mussolini, Anton LeVey, Genghis Khan, and Stripe. That's right. Lasorda is straight up chummy with Stripe.
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Wow Molina is...
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The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
gets my vote for just that reason
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Sep 19, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer Miller doing Scully than Scully himself
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 19, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
it's been decided
this one
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
Arrrgh-doin
talks like a pirate
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
Who is this Zito?
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 19, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Marrrgh-dux
talks like a pirate
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
I can't drive 55!
So I’ll go 56.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Matt Kemp
does not talk like a pirate
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
A-who?!?

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
lefties hitting less against Zito than Randy Johnson this year. How come Torre didn’t feel the need to play everyone out of place to pack the lineup with righthanded hitters??
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
He’s not into playing Bochy ball
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Safe to say Vin Scully has been doing baseball a lot longer then any of us have been alive.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Noooooot Any.
Did you hear? Delorean is like, 50!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Ethie-arrrgh
talks like a pirate
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
not to finance geek all over the place, but was anyone else amazed at the interest rate that the fed gave to AIG?
It was like what I get if I miss a payment to my credit card.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
I’d rather hear from my credit card than the gov’t if I was late on a payment, tho.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 19, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
What DOES happen if AIG misses a payment?
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
“lend freely at a penalty rate”
-Bagehot
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
Today's Aflac question
Who’s the only Giant pitcher to smash John Roseboro’s skull in with a baseball bat??
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Maddux
A Giant next year? Fits the requirements, over priced and over 40.
Armando B.: "It's not my fault"
still making “Giants are old” jokes?? Doesn’t really fit anymore.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
Diaper jokes!
well, those could be for too old and too young.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 19, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus..
Always does well against the Giants. See: Terry Mullhulland
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hell yeah
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 19, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Any inning in which the Monies do not hit is a fail
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand needs a long rest this offseason
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 19, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
BANNED
Vin Scully is exempt.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
I kinda like Scully.
I also can’t help but like Hong Chi Kuo
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
I don't like Scully
I give him props for sticking around as long as he has, but he’s like listening to paint dry.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 19, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I was actually a bit disappointed to read that although he’s been broadcasting games for a million years, he’s not even a baseball fan. I think that should be a basic job requirement for a baseball broadcaster.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
what do you mean not a fan?
He grew up a Giants fan.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
You mean
The New York Gothams?
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
From the SI profile on Scully last week: “He’s not a baseball fan particularly.”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Eh.
Was a chance. Pretty much it was either a double without the dive or a double with the dive he was so close to the wall.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
if the giants lose, you will face punishment
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
Ramirez looks like an conehead with out his helmet asshat
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear God please kill Dave Roberts thx bye
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
DON'T SAY THAT!!!!
Then Ochoa will come in to play 2B and Velez will go in LF.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Kruk
“He’s having fun.”
In reference to Manny.
Of course. He’s hitting against the Sigh Young.
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Ramirez finding NL Zito alot easier to hit than AL Zito
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
Krukow says Russ Ortiz is not retired
No Brian, no
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
BLB is not retired
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
cuz he's got another mouth to feed on the way
at least we know what he’s been doing in his free time…
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 19, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I imagine he’s issuing walks even during that
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
worth a look for the '09 bullpen
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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by S.F. Giangst on Sep 19, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Ortiz threw for some scouts, but the Giants were not among them.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
girl scouts?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 19, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he still..
Being paid by the D’Backs? Give him a flyer!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Ortiz’ Dback contract finally expires at the end of this year. He’s an FA for 2009
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
he was an FA before…since being let go, right?
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
Whatever you want to call him..
He was being paid 9 million dollars. the Giants signed him for the minimum and paid that and the D’Backs paid him the rest.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Is Russ still getting paid by the DBlanks?
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
after HE bounced and rolled off of the wall
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
Just strike out already, you dillweed
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
Uncle Charlie!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 19, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
i see what u did there
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
why does zito always do this shit?
one or two good outings but he’s just going to get killed the next time out
and don’t complain about the recent 2 for 3 ness. its better than the 0 for 3 of the first half of the season
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
He’s still pitching above 5 ERA per month, so he doesn’t deserve to not be complained about
by kingofthacove on Sep 19, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s near the top of my “please no, Sabean” list for this offseason.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
reply fail
meant to reply to the Casey Blake comment
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
61 pitches = 10 outs
it’s almost suck time
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
Have that Rally Woody pic on hand
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
SHut yo mouth
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Barry’s brother AL
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
I always knew Blake was a crappy name
Casey Blake, Blake DeWitt: Dodgers
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
This thing is on!
MLB -TV.
ANOTHER reason to be Leaving Las Vegas.
Life may not be sweet yet – but now it’s a little less bitter.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
Son!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
SITUATION TOMKO!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Wait...
…there’s a bunch of blue shit all over the screen. Is this normal?
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Only in LA
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
after he gets a little more experience
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 19, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
rally bad hitters
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
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Bochey to self:
"ZOMG WERE BEATING GREG MADDUX, THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN. WE MUST START LOSING IMMEDIATELY. Giants : beating Maddux :: Lefties : hitting lefties.
can haz In play (runs) ?
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
you may
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
with that call, you are officially off the hook whatever else happens this game
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
awesome
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo being Pablo!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 19, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
rofl Manny
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 19, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Nowhere to put the LOL
MLOLnny RLOLmirez!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
can haz In play (runs) !
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
pooch
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
uhh...i believe the correct term for that is 'bunt'
I’m not going to explain it though.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
B-MONEY!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 19, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
HEY MONEY
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 19, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah baby.
100 RBI Here Molina Goes.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Don't boast too much..
I can just delete that post as easy as pie. (insert texture of pie here)
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Vin
I can’t get any other feed , but as long as I have THE Dodger broadcaster matter – of =- factedly increasing our run total I’m all too happy with it.
DEm boos be heavenly.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
did u hear vin earlier
talking about how weird our lineup was cuz we had two V’s and a Z batting 789 lol god he makes me wanna commit suicide
by po on Sep 19, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't be selfish.
Make sure you take either a Dodger or a Blank with you.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie wants that 100 rbi
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 19, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
"Play for yourselves"
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
that's the spirit!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 19, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Shhhhh...
Zito’s still pitching
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m going to start a groundswell movement here to get the Blanks to adopt a different jersey color.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, lets all dance on lasorda’s grave.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
why dance on it? I'm pissing on it already!
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Travis says
“No thanks, guys. I think I’ll just go make an out.”
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
I HAVE FINALLY LIVED TO SEE IT
We have finally TOUCHED UP Maddux
I think we're all asleep
And the Giants are really losing 9-1
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
this is too good
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
NOMAAM
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk can't ever say anything bad about a professional baseball player
About Manny: “He’s not a bad outfielder. He just got fooled.”
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
copy/paste is a bitch, isn't it?
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
hehehehe….Good ol’ Michael Scott…
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
gangsta
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
saw this one time a while back
what was the air gun thing he was killing people with?
by po on Sep 19, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
variant on what’s used to slaughter cattle
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
Piston air gun that “humanely” kills cattle in the skull
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Barry relies on the his Zen powers
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Valtrex
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It works because no other baseball player is capable of understanding them
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
80 pitches = 13 outs
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
So , um , who's in left tomorrow?
And what black hole is Velez confined to right now?
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
Keep rotating him around
and when he gets to “Men’s room attendant” keep him there.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 19, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez mut be a physicist
because he creates black holes where ever he happens to be stationed
Is that marijuana growing in the Dodgers bullpen?
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
James McDonald in for the Dodgers
I loved him in the Doobie Brothers.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
bye Maddux u suxorz
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
Okay
You see, the wyn in Delwyn sounds like win. Win is the opposite of lose. And so I thought it’d be nigh on hilarious if I changed it to Del-lose!
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
VK
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
For those watching the NBC11 feed
The Jack in the box commercial is stupid
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
yes
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

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