Russ Ortiz wants to pitch in 2009, and he worked out for ten days a week ago.

Russ Ortiz wants to pitch in 2009, and he worked out for ten days a week ago.

How would that work, exactly?

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They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 19, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

60% of the time, Russ Ortiz sucks every time

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 22, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The “ago” part was a typo. I think that solves this problem.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Sep 19, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I thought that 8 days a week was about as far as you could go.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 19, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That’s actually a shoddy colloquialism that’s entered into the realm of accepted speech, kind of like “I could care less.” In reality, the phrase is “8 days a week is about as far as you could ago.”

You can see where the confusion comes from. You can actually regular go up to 12 days a week.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Sep 19, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

thanks for clearing that up

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 19, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That’s not enough to show I care.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Sep 19, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

My god! He's found the time machine!

Someone tell him to go back to 1971 and kill Scott Spezio’s father!

Scott McClain: Great story, no place on the 2009 Giants.

by EliminateMe on Sep 19, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Dibs on Bobby Richard’s legs to be remodeled in September of 1962 first!

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Sep 19, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Regular Russ Ortiz: Do not want.

Russ Ortiz who can bend time and space: Eh, maybe worth a spring training invite

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Kinda like those annoying commercials on KNBR where they say “We can save you UP TO 50% or more.” huh?

by Merope on Sep 19, 2008 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Or my personal favorite

They say money is green. But no, money is power. But power is money. And money is money, which is green, too. And I should know!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 19, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That one bugs me too, I get dizzy just thinking about it.

by Merope on Sep 19, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

But is it just as good as cash?

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Sep 19, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs