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ARAGH Velez Thread 3

Sorry, something came over me.  Hey, it's better than getting RushRolled i guess.

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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Captain Pickoff Von Ironglove twirles his chin hair and laughs

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe we can score off the ARZ bullpen. I crack myself up

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How did the runs score? I just turned on the game.

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mr. Lincoln.

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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don't want to know.

.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did someone fail?

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Velez = Fast Black Abraham Lincoln

but only when he’s good.

Tonight he’s Speedy McF*ckup

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks. I wasn’t aware of the distinction.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s because I just made it up

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Velez, what did he do?

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should be the end of lincecum for the night.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bochy is going to leave him in.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Positive?

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now the cheerleaders will want to date them, but they’ll be like NAH

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Tim loses, I’ll lose control and Velez and Bochy might disappear suddenly.

When another vilely scrawny field is silly, some arena toward an instinct can be profound to a sincere jail.

by giants9107 on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ok pick up timmy time

richie single bengie single Pablo DOUBLES rowand singles we win by one cuz Wilson gives up a solo shot in ninth

by po on Sep 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks shopped.

Velez would’ve had to catch the ball to throw it.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just look at the dirty uni

That’s insta savvy right there.

When another vilely scrawny field is silly, some arena toward an instinct can be profound to a sincere jail.

by giants9107 on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m guessing he just threw the ball, but it also looks like it’s about to hit him in the face. I’ll pretend it’s the latter.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that swing should have counted for two strikes

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dig one out, Richie

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Borrowing from a previous day

To Velez:

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

VELEZ!

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by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought maybe it was hitting him in the chest? lol
i found it on the White Sox page, the picture was titled DoNotWantAnotherPixie

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cripes, Rich

by satyricrash on Sep 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

17-4

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

O RLY???

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NAY

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for shame

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was planned.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BIG MONEY!

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EPIC WIN!!!!

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good Bengie is back!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BENGIEEEEEEEE

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gigantic Currency!

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

$$$

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!

2008 Season in Summary: We haven't had a twenty-first baseman all year. How did that happen? Silly. It's almos.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BENGIEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now it's Pablito Time!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

did Velez just go deep?

i kid.

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bmoney…relief for zorak.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OOOH MONAY!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Much better

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BAck 2 Back plz

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEY MONEY!

/BVCE

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rally attack panda!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

:(

didn’t work

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I still liked the photo.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

worth a shot

by chilibean_3 on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

let’s get one more, boys

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C’mon gamer

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Miller on Bengie:

He hit it at the center of percussion

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least Lincecum doesn't get the loss.

I know Rowand still needs to bat but…It’s Scott.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes, yes it is

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This comment is oddly amusing in a sad, sad, sad way.

by paboperfecto on Sep 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get a hit every once in a while

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just like Leap Year

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rowand is kind of a taint

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rowand: looking awful

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You Suck

jackass.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/happy gilmore

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Rowand..

Needs to get a real batting stance.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No shit!

Having actually seen it now I gotta say the dude’s quads have to be tight as drums.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 18, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol “Penguin kind of a stance”

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!

2008 Season in Summary: We haven't had a twenty-first baseman all year. How did that happen? Silly. It's almos.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 18, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

did they take Tim out?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/facepalm

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not according to Gameday

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What’s the PC?

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

First pitch of inning = 100

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hope

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sigh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it must be such a relief for opposing pitchers to see rowand batting the 5/6 spot

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and Ochoa at 2

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah it was…though I wonder if it was a ‘benji…i’m here, you aren’t yet…bitch"

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOVE BENGIE

by satyricrash on Sep 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Buster Posey is 11 or 12?

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

his goofball buddy

definitely reminds me of high school kids

by po on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

11 and 3/4.

by robbgin on Sep 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha

told Posey he’s still got a couple more years in him

by sam23 on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum is some kind of Beast, I think Bochy is Dusty in disguise

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Back from dinner

and Linccum’s still pitching? Wow.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he is so clutch

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah of course Velez catches that one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think what would make my day is if the Giants scored a winning run, and they cut to Posey cheering his ass off.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh

I was just thinking earlier that the guy next to Posey looked like Gordon Beckham. Turns out it is!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow. That’s weird.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea

whats he doin there?

by sam23 on Sep 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

crazy kids and their baseball

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is a Georgia Bulldog. Maybe he’s there to see Georgia at ASU

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In Soviet Russia, Conor Jackson hits you!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tv people

Is there even a lefty warming?

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think there’s anyone warming.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

warming up is for non gamers

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he hits third next inning

this will be last inning but he will finish it for sure

by po on Sep 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn: “Why can’t I go home yet?”

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“Is it to late to switch to basketball?”

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK BOCHY

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

come on now

if he had pulled him we woulda been pissed

by sam23 on Sep 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have been completely okay if he’d taken him out after the 7th.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy

I’m not a fan of Bruce big head but he didnt bungle that triple to left

by sam23 on Sep 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He did put Velez out there. He did leave Tim in. He is a terrible manager.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he did play Velez in LF even though we have at least two other players with more outfield experience.

and wtf? that isn’t even a logical response to my comment.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

its just a response to the whole Bochy hatred in general. its probably somewhat warranted just a bit overblown, had Velez simply made the catch no one would have questioned Bochy’s decision making for that game. I know Velez doesnt have much outfield experience, but just about anyone in the majors should be able to make that play, I’m not taking him off the hook for that game.

by sam23 on Sep 19, 2008 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wouldnt have , he pitch 138 last game

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pitched*

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny, I thought it was the job of the manager to, you know, exercise judgement.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And if you think we would be pissed by Lincecum getting pulled at around 100 pitches, you haven’t been spending much time in these gameday threads.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldve been totally fine with it

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he had pulled him we Ralph Barbieri woulda been pissed

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats what he meant

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That and blue balls for Bruce Jenkins.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the wierd voiced fans i guess

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the shut-ins and the life-long virgins.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I almost lost it last week when he started making fun of bloggers as homely and uncredientialed.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same here. I used to listen to him on my way home because Sacramento drive radio sucks. Now I can’t even listen to him after stuff like that. I loved the interviews with Young. Still like Tolbert.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s exactly why listen (well, flip back and forth between NPR and that). Grant Napier is the worst human being in the world.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He speaks for Joe Pesci and a couple of shrill, evil hobbits

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re thinking of Amici’s Pizza. He speaks for them.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoops. That’s what I was thinking of. Thanks!

by chilibean_3 on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Bochy.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sitting on the change-up

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fucccck.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tim wants this bad.

by robbgin on Sep 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, he’s not going to get it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why the fuck did they have to leave Tim in

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH GOD POLAR BEAR IS DRIVING

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jackson

would not have scored from 1st, right?

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no way

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

perfect

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh great, Thighler.

by satyricrash on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damnit, lincecum games are just stressful now, they used to be fun.

by i wish we were good on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OT well the ship just lost power, but the laptop and the wifi still works. alls good for me and we are in port, luckily

by timmeh on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

are you on a cruise?

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, alaska. lost the wifi too. it 3-2 should I ask what happened?

by timmeh on Sep 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH NO NOT ALASKA!!!!

So dangerous look out for the COMMIE RUSSIANS!!!!!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing good is happening over here. Enjoy the scenery and the hot Governors.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BIG STUD FRANK MURKOWSKI!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a governor, but you have to have Mike Gravel to complete the Beefcake Collection

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

::takes a cold shower::

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NGH.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You all are nuts

by timmeh on Sep 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT

THE
FUCK?

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice

win eligible

by sam23 on Sep 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So I may be unpopular when I say this but I hate Bruce Bochy.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Score some runs, or a mob torches Bochy’s house

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, so far this year, Lincecum’s won 17 and lost 2 – and the umpire lost one, and now Bochy’s lost him one, too.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dont forget Walker!

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how many

has the lineup lost him? 7ish?

by sam23 on Sep 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

guess u dont want to count the five or so that the bullpen lost him eh?

by po on Sep 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And jesus shit, I’m still pissed off about that fucking balk call. That was what, four months ago?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the only game I’ve been to this year too… crap city

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I went to the game the next day. It was really fun to boo the shit out of the ump. Until he flagrantly blew ANOTHER call. Ugh.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's all the grousing about?

My stats show Timmy throwing seven scoreless and being lifted after the seventh innning.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if Rowand and Velez had made those plays in the whatever inning they fucked up, Tim wouldn’t have needed to throw so many pitches that inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

grouse grouse grouse

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

face into hand

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely I d…dies

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

velez grounds to second omar grounds to second pitch hitter lets say bowker pops up

by po on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh, Timmy has his angry face on.

by cheno on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All I Can Think of

Is the way Peavy used to be really good and now he’s hurt all the time.

Methinks I smell a trend with this Bochy character

by GiantsTribe on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"All the time"

He had over 30 pitches per year 2005, 2006, and 2007. He has 26 starts this year.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pitches, starts, it’s all the same.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce Bochy doesn't care

about white pitchers. I said it.

Until the wheels fall off. Unless this is what it looks like with them on.

by periqueblend on Sep 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

atone

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fail

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce Bochy is a horrible monster

Sorry, just got here.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

now pinch hitting...

busterrrrrrr poseyyy!

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And then he climbs down out of the stands and puts on Gillaspie’s uni.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thers a spare one with the last name Rohlinger, he can use that

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And puts Bruce Bochy threw a flaming table onto a bed of thumbtacks.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he’d grab the Savoy Special and knock it into the lights

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cross our fingers

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if velez walks... i'll be surprised.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

guess that woulda been a strike anyway

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can’t believe Bochy found a way to put another loss on Lincecum’s record. Ugh.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He must hate Lincecum

If he follows the Gooden arc, he’s missing out on maybe a hundred million dollars or so, just so that Bochy isn’t called a wimp by Bruce Jenkins.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce Bochy is a terrorist

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to show patience, Omar

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s up to TI

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it's the ishman

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good thing they don’t pinch hit for Vizquel. That wouldn’t make sense at all.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck this game

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bruce Bochy is the greatest monster in history.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1) Bruce Bochy
2) Jimmy Carter
3) Hitler
4) Tommy Lasorda
5) Pol Pot

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tommy Lasorda is way worse than Hitler.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m talking about BOB Hitler, though.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tried to find the Commie Nazi logo from the Simpsons, but Google gave me this instead:

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grant Napier should be on that list

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want Armando Benitez to replace Bochy as manager. At least then I can focus my wrath.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hitting coach Shea Hillenbrand!

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Third base coach Ruben Rivera!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pitching coach Livan Hernandez!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Image Consultant Pete Rose

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Throwing Coach Ryan Rohlinger
Sentence Structure Coach Judy Steffes

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TI

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't know..

Travis Ishikawa was black.

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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WAIT THIS IS THE 9TH INNING ALREADY?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bochy cant talk slow enough to get out of this one

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That sad TIm face,,,,, sigh

by robbgin on Sep 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come Free Agency..

He’s gone. :-(

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by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even Hitler and Steve Garvey do not like to associate with Bruce Bochy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Keep hacking, Travis

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bruce Bochy sounds a little like huckleberry hound

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m loving this Ishi at bat.

by cheno on Sep 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to make them earn it, Travis

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this at bat is only prolonging the inevitable

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i never thought

i’d miss flippy

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow, one of the most hittable pitches in the AB

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK BRUCE BOCHY! FUCK ROWAND!! FUCK VELEZ!

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

>:(

velez: fired!

by FPTV on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

First loss since July

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dang it! hanging change-up

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

how do you take that pitch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BEAT LA BEAT LA

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s the one he decides to take? Fuck.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU BOCHY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG YOU GUYS I NEVER FORESAW THIS COMING WHEN LINCECUM WAS STILL PITCHING IN THE 8TH WHA HAPPEN!?!?!?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if

only the fat kids can drive in runs, I say we trade for Prince and sign CC

by sam23 on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So I get done with Back to School night and get in the car and the first thing I hear is the Dbacks scoring their first two runs.

I just have one question. Is there also a fast, black John Wilkes Booth?

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.

by thehavenot on Sep 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Post of the Day

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Sep 18, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Arizona!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Sep 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1,000,000,000,000,000

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 18, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure, cherry pick the ONE time you got it right.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m gonna milk this one for YEARS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In reality, the correct answer was John Bowker.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the correct answer was “not Velez”

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

who??

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bengie looked devastated.

by robbgin on Sep 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

complete game!

/dies a little inside

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

What just happened???!!!

When another vilely scrawny field is silly, some arena toward an instinct can be profound to a sincere jail.

by giants9107 on Sep 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BOCHY BALL!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

I’m suspicious of those two plays being called hits. I didn’t them, so were they legit? I’m just suspicious because they are in Arizona.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.

by thehavenot on Sep 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The triple coulda/shoulda been called an error

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At this point, who gives a shit??? Velez fucked up. Bochy fucked up putting him in LF.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry for asking.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.

by thehavenot on Sep 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think they were the kind of hits that have to be scored as such. They weren’t touched, just badly misjudged. Plays like that are supposed to be scored as hits. Blame goes to Velez and Rowand, not the official scorekeeper.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just saw the replay (as the “highlight” of the game) – Velez was just rooted to the spot, unable to break for the ball. WTF??? Assbite.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not quite

he broke IN first!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup. Broke in , froze , jumped.

Oh shit – I thought that was Winn.
Epic fail.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 18, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For outfielders, line drives right at you can be tough to judge. But… yeah :(

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a world – Bruce Bochy still manages to be employed as a manager after all this time. Maybe I should see if I can find work as a brain surgeon. I’m about as well qualified for the work.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bochy was hired as a manager because he used to be a player. Perhaps you should try receiving brain surgery as a qualification to practice it.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce Bochy clubs bb seals in the Arctic during the offseason.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

babby seals?

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how is babby seal formed?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Velez, worst player in organized baseball?

this includes Little League and Tee Ball. What say you?

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bochy must hate Lincecum

He’s trying to mess up his chance for the Cy Young Award.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So..

I basically see us losing every game from here on out.

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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They’re will lay done like dogs to the Dodgers for sure

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And it’s too late for Operation Strasburg now. :(

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Operation Pedro Alvarez?

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

They’ll score nine runs for Zito in his next start.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.

by thehavenot on Sep 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

7:40 game time tomorrow?

Wow..that’s late.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lost the wifi so far behind, looks as though Tim is out of the game. Should I ask, what happened?

by timmeh on Sep 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nah

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The game is out of the game.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ANGRY!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You do NOT want to know.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would’ve guessed something less pleasant.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

Mostly sawdust and tainted meat.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You said taint.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS NOSTALGIC HORSESHIT CSN IS PLAYING WHILE I’M STILL ANGRY?!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL the Mets were bad imagine if you had to watch a team that sucked OMG!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROAR!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We don’t need to watch the 1962 Mets. We have the same thing with Eugenio in left field.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy screwed the pooch so many times this game it was ridiculous. Randy Johnson is no longer unhittable, you don’t have to start all righties. You don’t compromise your defense, especially with your best pitcher on the mound, and how the fuck do you let Omar Vizquel bat for himself in the ninth inning when you have a bench full of the lefty hitters you benched??

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He didn’t need to let Aurilia hit against Cruz the inning before either.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOOOO A TIM LOSS

seriously, how long has it been since he’s LOST a game? Cy young chances taking a hit. VICTORY BONUS

by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can imagine all the pissed off people on KNBR tonight

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lefties are hitting .232 against Johnson this year. Not great, but not a reason to bench your better players and move everyone all around. The man’s an ass.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 18, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

These last two nights are the type of thing that the BBWAA and ESPN will point to as being the reason why Webb should win the Cy Young and not Lincecum. They can just point to a couple games where Webb “stepped up” and Lincecum supposedly did not, as justification for their vote. They do this type of garbage every year. “Well, (insert candidate name here) just won the MVP with this clutch HR in this key game tonight!!”

Just basing the whole vote on two games saves them the trouble of having to pay attention to the rest of the season, or, heaven forbid, actually look at some statistics.

I know I’m probably in the minority here, or maybe even alone, but this is why I don’t really care all that much if Timmy wins the Cy Young or not. I know he’s the best pitcher in the league. The league’s hitters know, too. So does Webb and so does Timmy.

Oh, and Bochy’s an idiot for leaving Timmy in the game.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe I’m being naive, but I just don’t see them picking Webb over Timmy based on what we’ve seen so far.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agree

with everything you said. I didn’t watch the game…but what the fuck was tim doing in for more than 6 innings after he just threw fucking 136 fucking pitches?!?!?!?!?!?!?

by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Molina gave Bochy the perfect opportunity to remove Tim when he hit the homerun. His pitch count was getting up there and he could have left with a no decision instead of a loss. Maybe he figured he could get him to 20 wins if he left him in there. Timmy pitched well tonight, but this was his least dominating outing in quite some time. Everyone but Bochy seemed to grasp that it was because of the pitch count in his previous outing.

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by rxmeister on Sep 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

20 wins may have been the reason. Actually, it probably was the reason.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He would of had a chance, and I mean a chance, to get 20 had Velez NOT been in LF.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he kind of set him up for failure.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's another thing that frustrates me...

Like winning 20 games has some huge degree of statistical significance. Like winning an award voted on by a bunch of raging morons really matters.

Bochy would sacrifice wins and risk Lincecum’s future for what to me amounts to fool’s gold.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 18, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s no such thing as stepping up against the Giants. Webb had two chances to “step up” against the Dodgers and he was routed both times. When the Dbacks needed him to stay in first place he let them down. No way what happened in this series affects anything.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 18, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d like to believe that but I feel strongly that most voters, no matter whether they’re voting for Cy Young or POTUS, are morons. I expect Webb will win the Cy Young, we’ll all scream about how Timmy was totally robbed, and no one at ESPN will give a fucking shit.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Sep 18, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Webb wins I’m moving to Canada!

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 18, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stuff White People Like: Threatening to Move to Canada

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 19, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mark it down

there is

NO

FUCKING

WAYYYYYY

that Tim gets the Cy young. Not a chance in hell. Nobody who works at ESPN has any idea the guy even exists, and the voters will just shoo him off because of his team’s performance, which is fucking bullshit. Being 17-4 on this team is an unbelievable accomplishment, not to mention the fact that he leads/ is in the top 5 in the league in stats with actual importance to winning games.

by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re wrong. Buster Olney, Chris Singleton and Tim Kirkijin (or however you spell his name) all think Lincecum is the Cy Young. TK even said that tonight AFTER the highlights were shown from the game.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Randy doesn't initially start in then Tim's the man.

Run that fucker out of town on a rail.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 18, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been corrected most harshly for that.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 18, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to belabor the same point, but wasn’t Bochy watching earlier this year when Freddie Lewis went 4 for 4 against Johnson?? Why should he be afraid to start a lefty??

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude

do you not realize that Bochey is a terrible manager who’s wedded to old baseball stereotypes? It’s not really a joke, though many DO joke about it. He is awful at managing baseball teams.

by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully new owner William “Duke” Neukem fires his sorry ass and Dave Righetti go with him.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So another year of this crappy shit?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe I should then save my 1500 bucks i spent on season tickets.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reasons to watch next year

Lincecum is awesome, Sandoval may be a star. Is that worth the money? YOU DECIDE>

by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then I see Barry Zito on opening day, Dave Roberts starting in LF.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like duke neukem

henceforth I shall only refer to him as that. Also, the Giants havn’t fired a manger since 1904 or something

by bondslegend on Sep 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He won’t fire Bochy. If Neukom wants to rebuild next year, it makes no sense to pay off the manager when they’re not going to win anyway. And if he decides to go the other way and attempt to contend, he’ll probably bring in a couple of veterans and then he will think Bochy is a good manager for that type of team.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 18, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The new some new blood here. Get a Steve Decker or something to manage the young players.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck did I type?

They need some new blood here.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m settling in for a large dose of status quo.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Look, it's Larry Baer!!

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Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 18, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sec.118 R26 seats 17/18

When can we get the regular left fielder back?

Ehh , that really sucked. To be in the midst of all that…that Blankness , and watch Lincecum laid low.
Still – it’s 2 sweeps to one!

Here’s something odd we noticed , and I’d like to know if it’s a leaguewide phenomenon or just my overactive imagination – although it happened too many times to be a passing embolism. Vic Jr. noticed it too.

  Just after the inane crowd motivational signals started up (“PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER!” “MAKE SOME NOISE!”) , sure enough noise began – but it wasn’t a natural crowd sound – no , from up near the upper deck above the pressboxes came this canned crowd noise. Kind of like surf breaking on a beach. Then the crowd sort of caught up to it…

No psychotropic drugs were in my system at the time , I swearlfgkghm n’pochgkm[
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"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 18, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh good, a complete game loss.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Sep 18, 2008 11:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At the start of the season I thought there would be a lot more of these than there were, up until a week or so ago. Let the good times roll!

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Sep 19, 2008 6:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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