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ARAGH Velez Thread 3

Fawlty_tiny by WalrusMan on Comment 389 comments

Sorry, something came over me.  Hey, it's better than getting RushRolled i guess.

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STFD SHITSTEIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Captain Pickoff Von Ironglove twirles his chin hair and laughs

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe we can score off the ARZ bullpen. I crack myself up

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How did the runs score? I just turned on the game.

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mr. Lincoln.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

?

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You don't want to know.

.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did someone fail?

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Velez = Fast Black Abraham Lincoln

but only when he’s good.

Tonight he’s Speedy McF*ckup

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks. I wasn’t aware of the distinction.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that’s because I just made it up

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I see

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh Velez, what did he do?

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Should be the end of lincecum for the night.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bochy is going to leave him in.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Positive?

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Tim loses, I’ll lose control and Velez and Bochy might disappear suddenly.

When another vilely scrawny field is silly, some arena toward an instinct can be profound to a sincere jail.

by giants9107 on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok pick up timmy time

richie single bengie single Pablo DOUBLES rowand singles we win by one cuz Wilson gives up a solo shot in ninth

by po on Sep 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Looks shopped.

Velez would’ve had to catch the ball to throw it.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just look at the dirty uni

That’s insta savvy right there.

When another vilely scrawny field is silly, some arena toward an instinct can be profound to a sincere jail.

by giants9107 on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m guessing he just threw the ball, but it also looks like it’s about to hit him in the face. I’ll pretend it’s the latter.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that swing should have counted for two strikes

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dig one out, Richie

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Borrowing from a previous day

To Velez:

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

VELEZ!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i thought maybe it was hitting him in the chest? lol
i found it on the White Sox page, the picture was titled DoNotWantAnotherPixie

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

17-4

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

O RLY???

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that was planned.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BIG MONEY!

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EPIC WIN!!!!

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good Bengie is back!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BENGIEEEEEEEE

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gigantic Currency!

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

$$$

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!

2008 Season in Summary: We haven't had a twenty-first baseman all year. How did that happen? Silly. It's almos.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BENGIEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now it's Pablito Time!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did Velez just go deep?

i kid.

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bmoney…relief for zorak.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OOOH MONAY!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Much better

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BAck 2 Back plz

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HEY MONEY!

/BVCE

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rally attack panda!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

:(

didn’t work

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But I still liked the photo.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

let’s get one more, boys

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Miller on Bengie:

He hit it at the center of percussion

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At least Lincecum doesn't get the loss.

I know Rowand still needs to bat but…It’s Scott.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This comment is oddly amusing in a sad, sad, sad way.

by paboperfecto on Sep 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Get a hit every once in a while

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just like Leap Year

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rowand is kind of a taint

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rowand: looking awful

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You Suck

jackass.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

/happy gilmore

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe Rowand..

Needs to get a real batting stance.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No shit!

Having actually seen it now I gotta say the dude’s quads have to be tight as drums.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 18, 2008 10:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol “Penguin kind of a stance”

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!

2008 Season in Summary: We haven't had a twenty-first baseman all year. How did that happen? Silly. It's almos.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 18, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did they take Tim out?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

/facepalm

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not according to Gameday

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

First pitch of inning = 100

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i hope

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sigh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it must be such a relief for opposing pitchers to see rowand batting the 5/6 spot

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and Ochoa at 2

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah it was…though I wonder if it was a ‘benji…i’m here, you aren’t yet…bitch"

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Buster Posey is 11 or 12?

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha

told Posey he’s still got a couple more years in him

by sam23 on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lincecum is some kind of Beast, I think Bochy is Dusty in disguise

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Back from dinner

and Linccum’s still pitching? Wow.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah of course Velez catches that one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think what would make my day is if the Giants scored a winning run, and they cut to Posey cheering his ass off.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Heh

I was just thinking earlier that the guy next to Posey looked like Gordon Beckham. Turns out it is!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow. That’s weird.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yea

whats he doin there?

by sam23 on Sep 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

crazy kids and their baseball

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He is a Georgia Bulldog. Maybe he’s there to see Georgia at ASU

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In Soviet Russia, Conor Jackson hits you!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tv people

Is there even a lefty warming?

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t think there’s anyone warming.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

warming up is for non gamers

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he hits third next inning

this will be last inning but he will finish it for sure

by po on Sep 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dunn: “Why can’t I go home yet?”

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“Is it to late to switch to basketball?”

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK BOCHY

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

come on now

if he had pulled him we woulda been pissed

by sam23 on Sep 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would have been completely okay if he’d taken him out after the 7th.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bochy

I’m not a fan of Bruce big head but he didnt bungle that triple to left

by sam23 on Sep 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He did put Velez out there. He did leave Tim in. He is a terrible manager.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he did play Velez in LF even though we have at least two other players with more outfield experience.

and wtf? that isn’t even a logical response to my comment.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

its just a response to the whole Bochy hatred in general. its probably somewhat warranted just a bit overblown, had Velez simply made the catch no one would have questioned Bochy’s decision making for that game. I know Velez doesnt have much outfield experience, but just about anyone in the majors should be able to make that play, I’m not taking him off the hook for that game.

by sam23 on Sep 19, 2008 12:38 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i wouldnt have , he pitch 138 last game

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pitched*

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Funny, I thought it was the job of the manager to, you know, exercise judgement.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And if you think we would be pissed by Lincecum getting pulled at around 100 pitches, you haven’t been spending much time in these gameday threads.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wouldve been totally fine with it

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if he had pulled him we Ralph Barbieri woulda been pissed

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thats what he meant

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That and blue balls for Bruce Jenkins.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the wierd voiced fans i guess

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And the shut-ins and the life-long virgins.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I almost lost it last week when he started making fun of bloggers as homely and uncredientialed.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Same here. I used to listen to him on my way home because Sacramento drive radio sucks. Now I can’t even listen to him after stuff like that. I loved the interviews with Young. Still like Tolbert.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s exactly why listen (well, flip back and forth between NPR and that). Grant Napier is the worst human being in the world.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He speaks for Joe Pesci and a couple of shrill, evil hobbits

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You’re thinking of Amici’s Pizza. He speaks for them.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whoops. That’s what I was thinking of. Thanks!

by chilibean_3 on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck Bochy.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sitting on the change-up

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fucccck.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tim wants this bad.

by robbgin on Sep 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, he’s not going to get it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why the fuck did they have to leave Tim in

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OH GOD POLAR BEAR IS DRIVING

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jackson

would not have scored from 1st, right?

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no way

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh great, Thighler.

by satyricrash on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damnit, lincecum games are just stressful now, they used to be fun.

by i wish we were good on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OT well the ship just lost power, but the laptop and the wifi still works. alls good for me and we are in port, luckily

by timmeh on Sep 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are you on a cruise?

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, alaska. lost the wifi too. it 3-2 should I ask what happened?

by timmeh on Sep 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OH NO NOT ALASKA!!!!

So dangerous look out for the COMMIE RUSSIANS!!!!!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nothing good is happening over here. Enjoy the scenery and the hot Governors.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BIG STUD FRANK MURKOWSKI!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not a governor, but you have to have Mike Gravel to complete the Beefcake Collection

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

::takes a cold shower::

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 9:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NGH.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 9:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHAT

THE
FUCK?

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So I may be unpopular when I say this but I hate Bruce Bochy.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Score some runs, or a mob torches Bochy’s house

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, so far this year, Lincecum’s won 17 and lost 2 – and the umpire lost one, and now Bochy’s lost him one, too.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dont forget Walker!

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how many

has the lineup lost him? 7ish?

by sam23 on Sep 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

guess u dont want to count the five or so that the bullpen lost him eh?

by po on Sep 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And jesus shit, I’m still pissed off about that fucking balk call. That was what, four months ago?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the only game I’ve been to this year too… crap city

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I went to the game the next day. It was really fun to boo the shit out of the ump. Until he flagrantly blew ANOTHER call. Ugh.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What's all the grousing about?

My stats show Timmy throwing seven scoreless and being lifted after the seventh innning.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if Rowand and Velez had made those plays in the whatever inning they fucked up, Tim wouldn’t have needed to throw so many pitches that inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

grouse grouse grouse

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

face into hand

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Absolutely I d…dies

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

velez grounds to second omar grounds to second pitch hitter lets say bowker pops up

by po on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uh oh, Timmy has his angry face on.

by cheno on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All I Can Think of

Is the way Peavy used to be really good and now he’s hurt all the time.

Methinks I smell a trend with this Bochy character

by GiantsTribe on Sep 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"All the time"

He had over 30 pitches per year 2005, 2006, and 2007. He has 26 starts this year.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pitches, starts, it’s all the same.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bruce Bochy doesn't care

about white pitchers. I said it.

Until the wheels fall off. Unless this is what it looks like with them on.

by periqueblend on Sep 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

atone

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fail

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bruce Bochy is a horrible monster

Sorry, just got here.

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by antinous on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

now pinch hitting...

busterrrrrrr poseyyy!

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And then he climbs down out of the stands and puts on Gillaspie’s uni.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thers a spare one with the last name Rohlinger, he can use that

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And puts Bruce Bochy threw a flaming table onto a bed of thumbtacks.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he’d grab the Savoy Special and knock it into the lights

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cross our fingers

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if velez walks... i'll be surprised.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

guess that woulda been a strike anyway

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can’t believe Bochy found a way to put another loss on Lincecum’s record. Ugh.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He must hate Lincecum

If he follows the Gooden arc, he’s missing out on maybe a hundred million dollars or so, just so that Bochy isn’t called a wimp by Bruce Jenkins.

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by antinous on Sep 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bruce Bochy is a terrorist

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Way to show patience, Omar

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s up to TI

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's the ishman

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good thing they don’t pinch hit for Vizquel. That wouldn’t make sense at all.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck this game

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bruce Bochy is the greatest monster in history.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1) Bruce Bochy
2) Jimmy Carter
3) Hitler
4) Tommy Lasorda
5) Pol Pot

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tommy Lasorda is way worse than Hitler.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m talking about BOB Hitler, though.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I tried to find the Commie Nazi logo from the Simpsons, but Google gave me this instead:

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Grant Napier should be on that list

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I want Armando Benitez to replace Bochy as manager. At least then I can focus my wrath.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hitting coach Shea Hillenbrand!

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pitching coach Livan Hernandez!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Image Consultant Pete Rose

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Throwing Coach Ryan Rohlinger
Sentence Structure Coach Judy Steffes

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TI

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I didn't know..

Travis Ishikawa was black.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WAIT THIS IS THE 9TH INNING ALREADY?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bochy cant talk slow enough to get out of this one

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That sad TIm face,,,,, sigh

by robbgin on Sep 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come Free Agency..

He’s gone. :-(

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Even Hitler and Steve Garvey do not like to associate with Bruce Bochy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Keep hacking, Travis

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bruce Bochy sounds a little like huckleberry hound

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m loving this Ishi at bat.

by cheno on Sep 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Way to make them earn it, Travis

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this at bat is only prolonging the inevitable

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i never thought

i’d miss flippy

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow, one of the most hittable pitches in the AB

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK BRUCE BOCHY! FUCK ROWAND!! FUCK VELEZ!

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

>:(

velez: fired!

by FPTV on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

First loss since July

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dang it! hanging change-up

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how do you take that pitch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s the one he decides to take? Fuck.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs