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ARAGH Velez Thread 3

Sorry, something came over me.  Hey, it's better than getting RushRolled i guess.

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STFD SHITSTEIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT   0 recs

Captain Pickoff Von Ironglove twirles his chin hair and laughs

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT   0 recs

Maybe we can score off the ARZ bullpen. I crack myself up

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT   0 recs

How did the runs score? I just turned on the game.

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT   0 recs

Mr. Lincoln.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

?

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You don't want to know.

.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

did someone fail?

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Velez = Fast Black Abraham Lincoln

but only when he’s good.

Tonight he’s Speedy McF*ckup

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:32 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Thanks. I wasn’t aware of the distinction.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

that’s because I just made it up

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I see

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh Velez, what did he do?

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:32 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Should be the end of lincecum for the night.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT   0 recs

Bochy is going to leave him in.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Positive?

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Now the cheerleaders will want to date them, but they’ll be like NAH

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:32 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

If Tim loses, I’ll lose control and Velez and Bochy might disappear suddenly.

When another vilely scrawny field is silly, some arena toward an instinct can be profound to a sincere jail.

by giants9107 on Sep 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT   0 recs

ok pick up timmy time

richie single bengie single Pablo DOUBLES rowand singles we win by one cuz Wilson gives up a solo shot in ninth

by po on Sep 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT   0 recs

Looks shopped.

Velez would’ve had to catch the ball to throw it.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:32 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Just look at the dirty uni

That’s insta savvy right there.

When another vilely scrawny field is silly, some arena toward an instinct can be profound to a sincere jail.

by giants9107 on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’m guessing he just threw the ball, but it also looks like it’s about to hit him in the face. I’ll pretend it’s the latter.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

that swing should have counted for two strikes

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT   0 recs

dig one out, Richie

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT   0 recs

Borrowing from a previous day

To Velez:

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT   0 recs

VELEZ!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

i thought maybe it was hitting him in the chest? lol
i found it on the White Sox page, the picture was titled DoNotWantAnotherPixie

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT   0 recs

Cripes, Rich

by satyricrash on Sep 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT   0 recs

17-4

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

O RLY???

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

NAY

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

for shame

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

that was planned.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

uh-huh

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

BIG MONEY!

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

BiiiiiiiiiiiG

$$$$$$$$$$$$$

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

EPIC WIN!!!!

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

BMONEY!

Timmy off the hook!

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

Good Bengie is back!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

BENGIEEEEEEEE

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

Gigantic Currency!

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

$$$

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!

2008 Season in Summary: We haven't had a twenty-first baseman all year. How did that happen? Silly. It's almos.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

BENGIEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

HOT DAMN!!!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$

by satyricrash on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

Now it's Pablito Time!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

did Velez just go deep?

i kid.

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

bmoney…relief for zorak.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

OOOH MONAY!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

Much better

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT   0 recs

BAck 2 Back plz

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT   0 recs

fuck

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

HEY MONEY!

/BVCE

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT   0 recs

rally attack panda!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT   0 recs

:(

didn’t work

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

But I still liked the photo.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

worth a shot

by chilibean_3 on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

let’s get one more, boys

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT   0 recs

C’mon gamer

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT   0 recs

Miller on Bengie:

He hit it at the center of percussion

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT   0 recs

At least Lincecum doesn't get the loss.

I know Rowand still needs to bat but…It’s Scott.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT   0 recs

yes, yes it is

by BigO on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

This comment is oddly amusing in a sad, sad, sad way.

by paboperfecto on Sep 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Worthless

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT   0 recs

Get a hit every once in a while

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT   0 recs

Just like Leap Year

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

rowand is kind of a taint

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT   0 recs

Rowand: looking awful

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT   0 recs

You Suck

jackass.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT   0 recs

/happy gilmore

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 18, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Maybe Rowand..

Needs to get a real batting stance.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:39 PM PDT   0 recs

No shit!

Having actually seen it now I gotta say the dude’s quads have to be tight as drums.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 18, 2008 10:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

lol “Penguin kind of a stance”

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!

2008 Season in Summary: We haven't had a twenty-first baseman all year. How did that happen? Silly. It's almos.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 18, 2008 8:39 PM PDT   0 recs