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Around SBN: Are The Orioles Bad Or Unlucky With Their Young Pitching?

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SWINGTHROUGH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DOESNT HAVE ANY STUFF

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
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Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

CARTOON SMOKE SWIRLIES COMING FROM HIS SHOULDER

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 18, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZIG ZAGGY PAIN SIGNALS ALSO

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

COMICAL GRIMACES AND GLOWING REDNESS AROUND AFFLICTED AREA

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 18, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy: “He’s good. He feels good.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

STEAM SHOOTING FROM EARS

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNFORTUNATE TUBA INTONATIONS INDICATING FRUSTRATION AND DISAPPOINTMENT

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 18, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAND BROKEN BY A RANDY JOHNSON FASTBALL

SHIT

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO GIANTST !

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Sep 18, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS actually

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Sep 18, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That dog really really looks like Randy.

And I mean REALLY looks like him. They both aren’t just ugly but ugly in all the same ways.

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Sep 18, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

what dog?

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 18, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO HOW ABOUT THAT RANDY JOHNSON
RATHER UNATTRACTIVE FELLOW I MUST SAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

HES NOT VERY PRETTY NO

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
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Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD UPTON

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Sep 18, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

strikeout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick, stupid question

What’s the green dot between the mound and home on MLB gameday?

When another vilely scrawny field is silly, some arena toward an instinct can be profound to a sincere jail.

by KTJ on Sep 18, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The start of an ol’-fashioned dot race?

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 18, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old Fashioned?

In my day, we didn’t have dots. We had smudges…and we were glad to have them!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

It’s sort of a belly button for the infield.

When another vilely scrawny field is silly, some arena toward an instinct can be profound to a sincere jail.

by KTJ on Sep 18, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please tell me this won't fail.

When another vilely scrawny field is silly, some arena toward an instinct can be profound to a sincere jail.

by KTJ on Sep 18, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail

just kidding

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKTHROUGH

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 18, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum with 250 strikeouts?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

hey nice.... a portrait of Bochy

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 18, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

DREAMY SHOCKS THE WORLD

by satyricrash on Sep 18, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Omar’s average has climbed dangerously high above .200

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 18, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha, Tim just bunted it into his crotch.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy's going to pitch a lot of innings and we might as well enjoy the performance, no?

Neither Bochy or Sabean are going to listen to us and shut him down, and Timmy sure as hell ain’t gonna shut himself down.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 18, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

SIC PABLO ON HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this happened in SF

Randy Johnson would be dead right now.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Left hand, at least.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU YOU UGLY POS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

at least its the left hand.

that said, randy johnson just got uglier.

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina just palmed Tim’s scalp as he walked by. It was precious.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

WELL THAT’S ONE WAY TO KEEP HIS PITCH COUNT DOWN.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

i hope so

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 18, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no....

Timmeh’s going to murder Johnson now….

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 18, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

or, he would if he was crazy like that

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 18, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, he’s managed to evade the angry bird watchers all these years…

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was he wearing batting gloves?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 18, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk is all HURRR HE MIGHT THROW HARDER NOW

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got here, what happened? Doesn’t sound good

by timmeh on Sep 18, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

they killed Timmy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's Juggernate when you need him?

When another vilely scrawny field is silly, some arena toward an instinct can be profound to a sincere jail.

by KTJ on Sep 18, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t even go there, I came across 3 black bears today, I’m not afraid of Randy Johnson

by timmeh on Sep 18, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum tried to bunt, ball hit his fingers on his left hand.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t see the game, and mlb.com doesn’t seem to want to work for me.

by timmeh on Sep 18, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

stoogetv.com

if u have windows media player version 9 or later i think you can watch any game for free

by po on Sep 18, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

timmy got his left hand hit by randy pitch while trying to bunt

but was out on third strike when ball went foul i guess he fell hard on ground too

by po on Sep 18, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he definitely leaving the game?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 18, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

is anyone warming up?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so, they are probably checking Tim out in the clubhouse.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not, that might make sense.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

not leaving because they believes it was not serious.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Sep 18, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably just getting a new robo-glove-hand installed

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, look, it’s the third best Giants third baseman of the late 80s!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Johnson due up 4th in the bottom of the 5th

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, Lincecum has awesome hair. I need hair like that.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

The Mullet

mistakenly thought Timmy’s hand was a pigeon.

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This would be a great time for Ochoa's first Major League Home Run!!1

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Sep 18, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

GO TO THIRD RANDY

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

OCHOA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

his index finger looks gnarly

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The nail is all purple..gah

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cmon Big Money

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Sep 18, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

fail

orlyia

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Sep 18, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE BROKE HIS FINGERNAIL.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER?

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

why old man?

The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.

by The Enchanter on Sep 18, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

7 hits

but one run is shame. :(

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Sep 18, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

better than 0

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 18, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

just got here, how’s Tim look?

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

As long as his glove’s on, he doesn’t look deformed!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Abbott?

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve been drinking beer out of it since the 3rd inning.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that fan…was Buster Posey…

by satyricrash on Sep 18, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's a rally song for everyone

it’s by an artist we all know and love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRpGhPv07w

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I was expecting a Rushroll.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim needs one of these for his left hand:

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone else having flashbacks to The Wizard?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has one, it’s just painted flesh color.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!

2008 Season in Summary: We haven't had a twenty-first baseman all year. How did that happen? Silly. It's almos.

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 18, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you familiar with the Angry Video Game Nerd?

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I like him.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that's his secret...

He’s a bionic.

When another vilely scrawny field is silly, some arena toward an instinct can be profound to a sincere jail.

by KTJ on Sep 18, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of those pitches was 96 according to Krukow

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

He tried to tell ya. But you wouldn’t listen.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 18, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

96 Zomg!!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Sep 18, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s been playing possum?

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

NINETY SIX

KRUKOW WAS RIGHT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Eckstein

Worse batting average than Vizquel

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s not the numbers you have to look at with eckstein..there is no stat that can measure HIS HEART

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could put his drink to his heart because it’s cold.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in favor of throwing at Eckstein’s head every time he bats.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck David Eckstein.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

god I hate him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, look, Arizona has morons who try to fuck with balls in play, too.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

cold vietnamese food is good

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Funny, so is hot Vietnamese food.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s true.

Cold thai food is not good, whereas hot thai food is great.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

knock his ugly ass over

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Nasty shit.

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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha ugly man! you lose!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Off to dinner

Takeout barbecue tonight. Good stuff.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 18, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD FUGLY FUGSON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

an ugly swing by an ugly man

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Sep 18, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Now maybe we could score another run or two! :D? :D?

:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

59 pitches 50 strikes? Holy

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 18, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

and only 59 pitches through 5 innings…

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 18, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Righetti really pissed now

He likes 100 pitches through 5 innings

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Sep 18, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Arizona’s strategy is to swing early and stay out of the strikeout situation.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 18, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously, that’s some crazy shit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question : did they change the rotation to give Tim two more starts?

by timmeh on Sep 18, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they switch up the rotation? I thought he was just going to go on short rest.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 18, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s going ahead of Sanchez next

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess they are skipping Hennessey’s start.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Answer: yes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s one injury calamity after another.

by satyricrash on Sep 18, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Panda!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Timmy die yet?

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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

he's merely resting

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that Pab’s favorite movie is “Kung Fu Panda”

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Fantasy Football people:

I picked up Raiders RB Michael Bush for week 3, should I start him? McFadden is walking around in a boot apparently and Fargas has a groin pull, Bush has to be the starter for this week, right?

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
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Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

McFadden practiced today…

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think he’ll start? He had a great Week 2.

I also have McFadden on my team.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

rotoworld says McFadden has returned to practice.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

DECISIONS DECISIONS

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they take shots at the Giants in the football blurbs too?

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s official that McFadden was unavailable yet. You might want to wait on that decision.

It is a good matchup though.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed, always wait as long as you can before making the final call

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks guys.

I like the NFL but I don’t follow it that closely.

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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

same here, really

but I have Fargas, and now have become an expert on Raiders running backs

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broncos are better!

When another vilely scrawny field is silly, some arena toward an instinct can be profound to a sincere jail.

by KTJ on Sep 18, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve learned my lesson about Broncos running backs.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next questions who should I start…

WR Greg Jennings GB @ DAL
or
WR Anthony Gonzalez IND @ JAC

Jennings has been good so far but Gonzalez has seen a lot of action with the Colts. Though, Clark is coming back this week for the Colts so Gonzalez might see the ball less.

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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

my gut says Jennings.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jacksonville’s defense is a little bit better then Dallas’

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by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a Cowboys friend and he’s like this every second I talk to him:

ROMO ROMOOOOOO ROMO!

What’s with you guys and Romo?

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by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romosexuals.

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

haha

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by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s because he is the first good QB since Troy. We’ve had some garbage.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 18, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU FORGET THE MIGHT DREW BLEDSEO SO QUICKLY

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by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, we put up a statue of him. Oh, that’s actually him.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 18, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUINCY CARTER

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHAD HUTCHINSON

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

DREW HENSON

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jennings, but it’s close

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by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cowboys secondary is banged up and last time they fave Rodgers he carved up their defense.

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Thanks again!

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by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

My biggest puzzle this week is whether to bench Green Bay’s defense against the Cowboys and just not start a defense.

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by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have GB’s defense, too, but also Baltimores. I’m starting B-More.

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by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baltimore is a much better choice this week

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by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that’s an easy one.

I have no other options, though. I kinda think that Green Bay’s d might get some more touchdowns, despite giving up a lot of yardage.

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by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green Bay won me my match last week, more or less.

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, their defense scored me like 20+ points.

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by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

they did their job for me, but that was against Detroit. Other than the picks, they had a disappointing game

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by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

they scored 23 points in my game… I’ll take it.

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah of course Rowand gets a hit now.

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand SLGS .200

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by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That high?

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by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost hr

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by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Tony Blair is on the Daily Show tonight but I’m skipping it for Tim.

This had better be worth it.

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD...

That replay scared me. at least he’s pitching still. Wow.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU SUCK SCOTT.

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh..

Score some runs giants, get Lincecum winz.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

can we just pretend that we never signed Rowand
when he comes to Spring Training next year, everyone can just ignore him like he’s not actually there.

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Defense!

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by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clubhouse presence!

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by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants spent $186 million combined on Zito and Rowand?

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by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a crook Captain Hook…

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THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

open base

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

home plate is open too

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim you are supposed to hit Johnson not Jackson.

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by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Now – did Tim take it upon himself to do that or was it ordered?

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by victor frankenstein on Sep 18, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ow

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by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD ADAM POOP

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

HATES BASEBALL

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by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw him yawn and look at his watch 4 times during the AB.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grab some pine

Meat.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GRAB SOME PIE MEAT (name of pie meat)

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by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Armadillo

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Mmmm, meat pie

I’m going to Australia for a long Christmas vacation. Great meat pies.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 18, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno...

If I’d really like to be in the middle of one of those meat pies.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

COMPLETE HIM

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TIM

FINISH HIM

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 18, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not so sure I want to experience Pandamonium, no matter what that sign says.

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by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez fail

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by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF!!

I HATE YOU!!

KILL!!!

ARGH!!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

holy fuckin shit velez

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IN THE FUCK IS VELEZ PLAYING LF??

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by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Grr

Bonds would have caught that.

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by achiappanza on Sep 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

asdasd

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by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

holy geez are you kidding me?

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking worthless piece of shit.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

3141ryh 553Y

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by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

DIE IN A FIRE YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

The return of Speedy McF*ckup

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by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

what was that??

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Sep 18, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

there are no words for how simultanously awful, hilarious, and predictable that was.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Why he started Velez in the OF, I have no idea. Put Roberts out there for goddsake.

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by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I get why, with Roberts being awful against lefties, but it’s not worth it.

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by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio “Marvin” Velez

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by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIP IS DROWNIN

Still in despair.
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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 18, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we use another metaphor other than a ship, since I’m currently on one? Please

by timmeh on Sep 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon is ripping Velez and Rowand.

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s he saying?

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by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just talking about how awful both plays were.

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, I love that man.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 18, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Rowand has the range of a Weber grill.

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by xanthan on Sep 18, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's really..

ripping on velez. Saying how any OF breaks back on a ball, but velez broke in and if he hadn’t moved he would have caught it.

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i want bochy’s head.

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by jasomack on Sep 18, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

So something bad happened?

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 18, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

i don’t know, i can’t tell

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just Velez failing to field a ball and costing us two runs.

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by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

so basically a normal Velez-esque play

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Recap

Timmy just got control of his change up in the 6th inning (after five shutout ones), and struck out Dunn with two on. Then he was completely controlling the AB with Justin Upton all the way up to
2-2 and then Upton went fishing on a change off his shoetops and golfed it into left field.

It was a catchable line drive for an experienced outfielder. But Bochy’s got VELEZ out there, who has no practice judging long line drives, and he stands there until it gets to him, and he leaps and
misses it. Goes to the wall for a double and two runs score.

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by achiappanza on Sep 18, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that’s what this season was for right? Getting the rookie experiance? Veleze future all world utility player?

by chilibean_3 on Sep 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please recap more often, following on yahoo sports.

by timmeh on Sep 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shorter Recap.

Velez sucks.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

we just got Velez’d

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez...

DFA Fuck him. He’ll never be anything. He’s fast. He should be in the olympics not in baseball. Or throw him in another sport hee doesn’t have to think like football. Just Get rid of him. seriously if he’s the starting 2Bman next year then I will not be happy. I don’t even want to see him on any roster but AAA.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

blame the manager. He’s so obsessed with getting righties in there against Johnson, even ones that can’t hit, that he compromised the defense on a night his ace was going.

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by rxmeister on Sep 18, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the entire management.

Velez was never a great player. He never had a great year until his 3rd year in Low-A. Somehow he’s parlayed that into a major league career. I hope he’s gone by next year.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

how are they ruling that?

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

triple

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING KIDDING?

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by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he never touched it, it’s not an error.

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know but..

Still, I don’t know how you can rule that otherwise..

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Better be..

Error and Unearned Run.

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Fire Bochy!! Clap…clap…clap…clap…clap. Fire Bochy!! Clap…clap…clap…clap…clap.

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by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously. bochy should be shot for putting velez in the outfield.

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by jasomack on Sep 18, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

yay Winn

an outfielder that didn’t fuck up!

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 18, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m thinking Molina in LF makes that play.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ted Williams’ frozen head in LF makes that play

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

true, even if tried to go in on the ball he would have stayed in the same spot and made the play by default

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry would have had it.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the fat head.

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by jasomack on Sep 18, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

now Tim is going to lose and they’re going to give Winn the CY

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Winn

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by Zetsuboushita on Sep 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha fail.

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy does deserve the CY award though. Only knock against him is not many wins available as a RF.

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by Gaahl on Sep 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s fair if Randy Winn gets the Cy Young this year. He really hasn’t pitched that often.

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by rxmeister on Sep 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he has an accurate rifle, if not a true cannon, for an arm.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has a spotless ERA though

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim was almost at 2.30 too. >:(

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Lincecum, take this bum yard

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by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

you ask Randy, and you recieve

by ErnieRiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lets see.

roberts, schierholtz, bowker… velez? velez? wtf.

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by jasomack on Sep 18, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LEFTIES CAN'T HIT LEFTIES

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THAT YOU'RE RIGHT

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by jasomack on Sep 18, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE IS HITTING RIGHT HANDED
THEREFORE HE CAN HIT LEFTIES

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schierholtz is hurt, but Bowker wouldve been a great choice.

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

randy in left bowker in right should have been the lineup

by po on Sep 18, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

velez in bench.

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by jasomack on Sep 18, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

and of course the biased assholes at the park called it a double.

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by jasomack on Sep 18, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

lmao

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by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

anyone surprised that our inability to cash in on all our baserunners has come back to bite us in the ass?

no?

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

randy just got uglier

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by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

he just got uglier.

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ugly finder

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Sep 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAH I wish I could have seen that.

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by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD THIS TEAM REALLY SUCKS

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

watching ochoa hit is painful

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

that face bash

made him just a wee bit prettier

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Sep 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s about the only thing that could have made me happy right now.

Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.

by jasomack on Sep 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

nevermind ochoa came up afterwards.

Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.

by jasomack on Sep 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

die Ochoa.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Now I know why this 1 run deficit seems so insurmountable.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

giants offence

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

come and wash away the rain

by rotorueter on Sep 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/9/18/617422/aragh-velez-thread-3

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

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