PLEASE CONFIRM FOR AN ARTICLE?
by Judy Steffes on Sep 17, 2008 12:26 PM PDT
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PrintACCORDING TO THE TABULATED BASEBALL GAME FOR YESTERDAY'S MATCH VERSUS ARIZONA DIAMOND RAYS (LOSE THE GAME 0-2), IT APPEARS AS IF RYAN ROHLINGER IS NOW DOING SOMETHING FOR THE PR DEPARTMENT?
CAN YOU PLEASE CONFIRM? I WOULD SINCERELY APPRECIATE A STRONG SOURCE FOR THIS.
IS THIS PERHAPS A CLINIC FOR KIDS?
(NOW I GATHER THAT I AM SUPPOSED TO WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT 75 BUT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE CODE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR LEADS!)
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HE IS HELPING KIDS IMPROVE THEIR THROWING!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 17, 2008 12:35 PM PDT reply actions
Overall, we need to acquire more "true yard" than we did, or else we might possibly have another 7-nine years of sucking baseball.
by chilibean_3 on Sep 17, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He had 7 strikesses per four innings his ninth year, then dropped to an intuitive 7th.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
From its Dodger counterpart:
The giant signed top pick Buster Posey to a major league tail and handed him a three.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 17, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
“I am a small disappointed the coach couldn’t unload Randy Winn and secure something halfway philosophical in return, but The major concern for the Giants and their fans remains their mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.”
Are you going to shoot the president to impress her?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Me and Judy will be together forever…
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
OH NO!
I just noticed that we’ve fallen from #1 to #8 in Google results for Judy Steffes. WE NEED MORE JUDY STEFFES CONTENT, PEOPLE!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Google might think that we’re keyword stuffing!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 17, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Can this be made in pie form?
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 18, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
And did you see this photo of your lady love?:
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
She actually looks a little like Larry Baer in drag there:
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
What's the difference between Larry Baer and Judy Steffes?
Lipstick.
your 2008 SF Giants: this isn’t totally insane, just really stupid
I always did admire Larry’s shade of lipstick.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 17, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Love child of Judy Steffes and Larry Baer
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
JUDY, YOU HAVE SHORT ARMS!
YOUR FRIENDS ALL LAUGH!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 17, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions
This is, hands-down, the all-time weirdest meme on the site.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
There is no way I could possibly explain my laughter to my coworkers.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
actually
this is now the weirdest: http://vimeo.com/1719921
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
nope
This is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eigdJvxq1Ag
BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 17, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey that's awesome
I’m actually interviewing Ian next week. I’ll have to ask him if he’s seen it.
Get the hell out the way Bengie, Pablito's hit the show!
No pub
Local TV. I’m doing a mini-doc on some of Arlington, VAs punk heritage (little known fact: virtually all of the DC punk bands recorded in a then-basement studio in Arlington called Inner Ear). Looks like we may get a sit-down with Rollins when he comes through in November as well, and at some point we should get together with Dave Grohl, too.
Get the hell out the way Bengie, Pablito's hit the show!
way cool
And Inner Ear and Don Zientara are not little-known to those in the know. :)
Dave slept on my floor when he was in Scream. This would’ve been in 1988 in NOLA, i think. Both of the Stahl brothers were total dicks to us, but Skeeter and Dave were sweethearts.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Awesome. I’m playing with Don’s interview on the Avid today. Unfortunately he told all his best stories after I took off the mike. Might have to go back a second time and just do a walk and talk down his memorabilia hall. Chris Haskett told us he’d be glad to be interviewed, too — unfortunately he’s in Australia these days and said we’d have to do it via video conference, which even in this day and age might set a new low for video quality on TV.
Get the hell out the way Bengie, Pablito's hit the show!
wow
be sure to email me or otherwise post here when this is all done! I’d love to see the final product. :)
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
lol.
Judy is known as someone who is “very, very thrifty.” “I get candles for Christmas. My friends call them my space heaters because I normally keep the heat in my house at 40 degrees during the winter. It’s not that I can’t afford to turn up the thermostat, I just hate paying for heat.”
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
Someone really needs to contact her
And invite her to see this.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Perhaps you can fix yourself up
A little makeup. A nice dress. I am sure you can get someone to give it to you
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 17, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Serious Question: How does the Wisconsin Media ALWAYS trump San Francisco Media for Giants news?
Serious Question: How does the Wisconsin Media ALWAYS trump San Francisco Media for Giants news?
We get a lot of run here joking about this Steffes lady but after reading today’s SF chronicle:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/18/SPRF12VP40.DTL
at the bottom is a little tidbit about Rohlinger getting some work in at 2B. Who got the story? The flippen Wisconsin media!
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/9/11/612561/ryan-rohlinger-2009-2b
When Rohlinger was first called up, the Wisconsin media got the story about Sandoval and Rohlinger first.
When Manny Burriss went injured it was a Milwaukee radio station that got credit for it.
When Conor Gillaspie got called up it was a blurb from the Milwaukee paper.
My brother’s brother in law says that Bruce Bochy is a regular on a Milwaukee ESPN station.
I understand the we’re not very good but do you think there is something wrong about being trumped for stories from a market that should worry about beer and cheese before the Giants?
It is a sad affair that we can get run off Judy Steffes because she trumped our crap papers.
Excuse me while I jump off my soap box now.
by The Pablo Plan on Sep 18, 2008 10:25 AM PDT reply actions
On the other hand, it was also the Wisconsin media that broke the story we were trading Durham & Taschner for Angel Salome, Darren Ford, and some minor league first basemen whose name I don’t remember.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
That player was Brad Nelson. And the Brewers would have been raped on that deal. But the thing was even Sabean confirmed that was a offer on the table for Taschner and Durham and for what we know that offer could have been there or atleast wanted by the Giants. Still the major news on that deal was coming from the Milwaukee side of things. It is horrible. Just because he have a AAAA team doesn’t mean we have to have AAAA reporting.
by The Pablo Plan on Sep 18, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Serious Answer:
Because the San Francisco MSM sucks balls at doing their job.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
Because the San Francisco MSM sucks balls at doing their job.
Fixed
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 21, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Judy – As I can tell that you are a serious journalist with intentions to uncover a greater conspiracy beyond whether or not Ryan Rohlinger has been waivered or if he is with the PR Department. No need to be coy for your answer is in that adolescent mustache that Rick Rohl sported during his his first few days after being called up to the MAjor LEague Giants Sportsteam. I will have more for you at a later time, until then use your internet searches and keep your head to the ground.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Sep 18, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions
“He’s a hard worker,” said teammate Paul Klotz who knew Kling when the two were in middle school together.
“He’s a hard worker,” said Paul Klotz a senior on the team who knew Kling in grade school. “I don’t know if Ethan’s going to start this year but he brings a good look. He has to work on his technique and then he’ll come back next season a much stronger player.”
[sic]
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
THEN WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I WOULD
If she didn’t sleep in churches.
That shit creeps me out.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Ethan Kling is a Snickers and Coca Cola kind of 17-year-old junior at West Bend East High School who is definitely passionate about football.
Man, this reads like the kind of sentences I show in my critical reading/writing class to demonstrate grammatical mistakes. Is this woman getting paid for what she does?
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
NO SPECIAL ATTENTION…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 19, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, I didn't actually read the paragraph
Where it says the kid’s arm got torn off in a farm accident. Ouch.
Small town America, FTW!
(kid, you might want to have a plan B if the whole 1 armed football player thing doesn’t work out.)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 19, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
That would even make it hard to be a punter….
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 19, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Typically what I have seen
Is a punter is a soccer player who decided he wanted to make money.
And possibly get laid in college.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 19, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Must not be a very good soccer player either…because if he was, he’d surely be chronicled on this page somewhere.. http://www.kickette.com/index.php?/site/comments/the_finest_five_30/#more
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Sep 19, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
A punter is a baseball player who is bad at baseball. (See Erstad, Darin)
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
2008 Season in Summary: We haven't had a twenty-first baseman all year. How did that happen? Silly. It's almos.
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 19, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I still like her sentence from the article that originally brought her work to our attention:
“According to the San Francisco Giants web site, the team’s corner position with Jose Castillo had been struggling, especially from the plate where the third baseman is hitting .105.”
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
THATS NOT SHOUTING, IT’S REPORTING. DUH.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
BECAUSE SHE HAS VERY IMPORTANT ALBEIT MISSPELLED AND GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT THINGS TO SAY, AND WHEN YOU HAVE VERY IMPORTANT ALBEIT MISSPELLED AND GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT THINGS TO SAY, IT’S BEST TO YELL THEM AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE. IT WORKS FOR TUCKER CARLSON
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 24, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
TUCKER CARLSON
CHRIS TUCKER
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 24, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to say I’d rather watch the Rush Hour films (or Friday) than whatever programming that bow-tie wearing whackjob is hosting these days.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 25, 2008 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I’d rather have my balls chewed off by a rabid wolverine than watch or listen to Tucker Carlson for 1 nanosecond
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I share your ball chewing sentiments.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
You want to see delorean’s balls chewed off or you’d pick having your balls chewed off?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 25, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I thought we were going to do that thing we do with people’s names sometimes… MICHAEL TUCKER could have been next.
Oh well….
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 25, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn I fail at that. Here, I’ll restart it:
GEORGE MICHAEL
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 25, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It should be all caps, but whatever
ALEXANDER HAMILTON
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 25, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
ALEXANDER HAMILTON
Oh crap
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
SHAWN ALEXANDER
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 25, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
4th AT BEST!
My fanshot comparing Judy to Mildred Holt is the 4th link that comes up when Googling Judy’s name.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 24, 2008 10:12 AM PDT reply actions
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