Open Cainday Thread II
by Natto on Sep 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT
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Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
The bass in the Matt Cain Experiment would be all dunga dunga dun dun dunga dunga and the drums all tiska tiska tiska tiska
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Aaron Rownad looks like ass.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
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Must be all of that warrior spirit.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain Fun Fact
Matt Cain has never killed an adorable puppy with his bare hands.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
give him time!
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Sep 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain sat in that chair and made it smile
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Against teams that suck?
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Sep 16, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
BASERUNNER!!!!!
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
OMG BASERUNNER!!
Time to bust out the RALLY WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT!?:
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
makes my eyes bleed
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Sep 16, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE THINGS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Believe it or not, at work!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I’m sending Chris Hansen to your house right now.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
why dont you take a seat right over there
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
I know that's David Cassidey
But that cannot be Shirley Jones!
F___ Mike Marshall!!!
by NuschlerFace on Sep 16, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Ochoa
trying way too hard to be like Omar
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 16, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Ochoke
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
Ochoa is full of terrible.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Let’s think positive….at least Ochoa didn’t lose grip of the bat, sending it flying into the box seats, killing a very powerful Diamonbacks season ticket holder
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
How is that positive?
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Sep 16, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
or a powerful DBacks executive
like Will Clark or Matt Williams.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Hey look!
Another game where Matt Cain is losing 1-0. I think I’ll go back to being dizzy and nauseous like I’ve been all day.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
they're cheap and don't want to seed or resod
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Sep 16, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
the Dbacks are an olde tyme baseball team
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain is sucking some more LOOK!
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
Nice turn, Tom Eumanski is proud.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Rowand dives for that ball and turns it into a triple
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
when all you've got is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Sep 16, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Augie Ojeda is like the hispanic David Eckstein.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Matt Cain Fun Fact
He can stop a bullet with his chest. And die.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
But then rise from the dead three days later, throwing zombie heat.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Clearly you've confused the bible with World War Z
easy mistake to make
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Sep 16, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Phillies in first place! ANOTHER METS COLLAPSE 4TEHWIN!
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
YANKEE STADIUM IS ON ITS DEATHBED!!! BASEBALL IS OVER!!!
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 16, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a strike
.and that ends the inning?? What are you talking about Kuiper
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Matt Kain
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
Salazar sounds like a mafia boss.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Quit you, Salazar will cut your hands off.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
It’s not that hard, actually.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Yeah, or a the boss in a shoot’em up video game.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Kuiper was right. The inning was over when Cain made out.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
1 hit through 6 innings is not a good hits to innings ratio
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
Kuip was neither drunk nor high
He was back from the future telling us like it is.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
We’re gonna find something out after the game to make this seem even more pathetic…like..Haren was pitching with severely blurred vision
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
I AM BREAKING PROTOCOL!
MATT CAIN SUCKS!
TRADE MATT CAIN!
3RD STARTER AT BEST!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Shhh...
Matt Cain can hear you. You want to get us all killed?
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 16, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Take two huge delicious oatmeal cookies and make an ice cream sandwich with them. Dip that in chocolate.
Available with mint, vanilla, chocolate, or coffee ice cream.
I’m partial to mint, myself.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I’ve had them, they are very good.
I was making a Faith No More reference and none of you nerds got it.
This must be how howtheyscored always feels.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
And speaking of food
I’m almost finished making black bean burritos.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Nice, what do you put in them? I like mine with cheese, onions, and green bellpeppers.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I cook the black beans with garlic, onions, tomato, carrots, cocoa, and chili powder.
Salsa and fresh guacamole also go into the burritos. Sometimes sour cream and/or cheese.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Mail them too me and I’ll tell you if they are fit for human consumption.
kthnx.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
YOU WANT IT ALL BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE IT
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
No juicebox for little Matty
I could read his lips. He said “Fuck!”
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
location location location
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Let me guess: in your spare time, you’re a real estate agent, peddling STATS Lairs to the masses.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
LOL CAIN SUXZORZ
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
trade cain for prince please
we’ll wait two years till madbum and alderson are ready to complete our rotation and then go for the WS in 2010 or 11
Blame it on Matt Cain
his trade values fallin’
blame it on his stuff
it’s third starter like
Whatever you do
don’t let Cain play for you
Blame it on Matt Cain, yeah yeahhhh
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Blame it on Cain
Don’t blame it on me
Cuz it’s nobody’s fault
But we need somebody to burn
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Blame it on Cain
Don’t blame it on me
Oh-oh-oh it’s nobody’s fault
But we need somebody to burn
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Curse you, Lars The Wanderer!!!!
But I do request bonus points for the more accurate “Oh-oh-oh…”
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
I typed from memory!
/raspberries!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain Fun Fact
Typing his name causes lymphoma in lab rats.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
Time for the Monies to bail out Matt Cain.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 16, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Durham just doubled in a run for the Brewers to bring them one run closer. 5-4 Cubs with two outs in the 9th at the moment.
and therefore must be pinch hit for
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Sep 16, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I read that as “Ishikawa is a dude” and I was like of course he is.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Who in the world is Judy Steffes?
I tried to google it but the first thing that came up links to McCovey Chronicles.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
You have much to learn, SFGuy.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I remember my first time with Judy
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
w/ special guest star Ace Frehly?
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Sep 16, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
is there a baseball equivalent to punting on 3rd down? I think that’s what our hitters should do
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
base-empty sac bunt
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Sep 16, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like Haren has thrown 12 pitches the entire game.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Giants have rough up Webb and score 3 runs tomorrow.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Giants run scoring, last 10 games:
11
6
5
4
3 (MATT CAIN pitching!)
5
7
8
1
0 (MATT CAIN pitching!)
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
Maybe Matt Cain is a real dick and nobody wants to play hard for him.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Sep 16, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is it that when they show crowd shows it’s usually some dude and not a pretty chick?
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
baseball hates women
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Sep 16, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
There are no women on the internet
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
They are a myth, like the Chupacabra and democracy.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
it’s related to the jackalope
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Sep 16, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
They hit baseballs that do not get caught /judy steffens
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Everytime they mention Augie Ojeda I think of Gareth’s friend Oggie from the UK version of The Office.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
Is Kruk talking about how there's an open base?
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
Cain, winning the pitch count battle!!
How often has that happened??
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Righetti won't be happy
He loves it when every pitcher goes to a 3-2 count and they throw 30 pitches an inning.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Power bats due up
I have full confidence in Rowand and Ochoa to score some runs for Matt Cain.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 16, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
This is my last half inning before I goto sleep, so let’s hope so!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I’ve been getting like 4 hours of sleep each night lately and it occurred to me, why the hell am I staying up till 1:30 to watch the Giants?
The mornings have been rough.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I’ve also got to be in court early tomorrow, big day for all the local students who’ve been busted with drinking citations.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I sentence you to BECOMING A GIANTS FAN
I’m a lowly techy-grant writer, they might need me to run papers a few times during the day, who knows.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
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Bay City Ball
JUDY STEFFENS IS LAUGHING AT YOUR STAMINA!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
JUDY SAYS
STAMINA GOOD BUT “FINISHING POWER” COULD USE WORK, BUT HIGHSCHOOL COACH SAYS IT COMES WITH AGE.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
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Bay City Ball
I want what he's drinking.
Admittedly it’s Haren , but Jeez.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 16, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
What are the odds for at the end of the game we read “Dan Haren…..career high”?
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Haren: 4th career double digit K game
Lincecum has 8 this year
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 16, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
CONOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 16, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
virgin no more!
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
single and an error on Upton.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 16, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
If Bowker goes deep, I’ll stay up.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I thought he had it for a second.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Bowker’s crazy pre-pitch bat flips bug me for some reason. It’s like STAY STILL.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
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Bay City Ball
He could ride a tricycle up to the batters box and have an elaborate pre-AB dance routine and I’d be OK if he hit that well.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Remember when Bowker led the team in home runs?
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 16, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
And good night, all!
Go Giants
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
It's rocket science
and it defies me.
My 13 yr old knows , but he’s not talkin’ right now…
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 16, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Above the message box. Right above where you are typing. There are buttons. The last one is for images. Press it, put the link in the pop up. Post and bask in the lolz.
That was cool to see Conor get that hit.
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
As Grace pointed out
No batting gloves!
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 16, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Or that Matt Cain guy.
I mean – he doesn’t have to pitch afterward , does he?
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 16, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant Matt Cain instead of anybody.
Probably pissed off enough for an inside – the – park. Er.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 16, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
haren
does anyone know if haren is going to pitch the 9th?
He’s too busy thinking about a Fruitista Freeze.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 16, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
"You...are...a...liar."
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 16, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack Snatchner
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
perfect inning by Taschner
arizona should be ashamed of themselves
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
rally sockpuppets
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
kickass car, dipshit behind the wheel though.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Sep 16, 2008 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Roberts sure disappointed me
0 for 3. I expected 0 for 4.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
lebanese until graduate school
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Sep 16, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
time to go to the bank
and get some B-Money!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 16, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
GEGIDP coming up
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
ichi the killer!
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
MATT CAIN SUCKS!!!
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
WTF
wow that sucked i thought we had something that inning
Is Travis on the green?
Because that was a fucking golf swing.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 16, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Cain
WTF this is crap he only allows 2 solo shots and he loses the game.. its sucks
20 minutes from now
Cain to his agent: Fuck this shit! Get me out of here!!
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Lucky for him
“27 Dresses” is cued up in the DVD player back at the hotel room.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
Goddammit. Why can’t the Giants score for Cain? He pitched a nice game. Assbites.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Kruk
just said on the radio he’s NEVER seen a pitcher have back-to-back years with such poor run support as Matt’s gotten. I know we’re all sounding like broken records on this subject, but it’s really a bummer.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
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