FJM skewers Agent Ned AND Bruce Jenkins!

Boner!

over 3 years ago delorean 13 comments 1 recs |

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bwahahahah

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 15, 2008 10:25 AM PDT reply actions

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 15, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions

that hair

all it motivates me to do is to shave my head

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 15, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions

I’m 1 step ahead of you then.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 15, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 15, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions

“Duuuuuuude…”

by satyricrash on Sep 15, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Man, that’s an ugly dude.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Sep 15, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions

hold on a second there..

Turn to the right, no not left that puts the screen behind you, your right….there you go. see that’s actually your computer screen. Now turn back to the right? That’s what we call a “mirror.”

by WalrusMan on Sep 15, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions

I love how you got this wrong

Now turn back to the right?

That would put him facing away from the mirror. That’s we what we call:

FAIL

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.

by thehavenot on Sep 15, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions

....

I Fail….

by WalrusMan on Sep 15, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

I vomited.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Sep 15, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Speaking of the whole falling down when throwing bit

Upon watching the Arizona DBacks the other day, I got to see David Eckstein play. Every time he threw to first I had a mental image of him doing the falling down while throwing throw, just to get the ball to first base.

It’s amusing to me, at least…

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.

by thehavenot on Sep 15, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions

I think

that there are about twenty people in the McCoven who could easily do Bruce Jenkin’s job better than he does it.

His recent pieces arguing against pitch counts were so idiotic, so wrongheaded, I actually enjoyed reading them just to get into how completely insane they were. And then I was all like, “well, glad Bruce f**kin Jenkins isn’t running the Giants. I mean, they’re professionals : they’d never be so crazy as to run their young pitchers out there for the work load this back-ward thinking fool wants them too …”

by SnowLeopard on Sep 15, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions