The Many Facial Hair Looks of Brian Wilson: Vote
by Timlincecum.com on Sep 13, 2008 12:58 PM PDT
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"GOATEE BRIAN"
"SOUL PATCH BRIAN"
"BILLY IDOL BRIAN"
"LUMBERJACK BRIAN"
"LUMBERJACK BRIAN"
"CLEAN SHAVEN BRIAN"
Ah, BRIAN WILSON. He's our beloved San Francisco Giants closer, but he still has a hard time in his relatively short baseball career deciding on whether to go with a close shave or a goatee, soul patch, punker look or just letting it all hang out.
Take a minute and peruse the above photos of Brian and let us know which one is your favorite, and maybe he'll be inspired to either go with fan opinion or totally surprise us in the days to come.
Anyways, good job this year, Mr. Wilson. You performed valiantly in the latter innings and your All-Star appearance was well deserved!
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As much as he looks like a dumbass
I have to go with lumberjack…
He's a lumberjack and he's ok.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
He put's on womens clothing...
And hangs around in bars!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Is Brian's bearded look it a tribute to Lumberjacks or Jesus?
(From a New York reporter’s interview with Brian at the all-star break)
6. What is one thing that people need to stop talking about?
BW: There’s a million things. Talking specifically baseball?
TB: Sure.
BW: I don’t want to bite my tongue, so I don’t want to say anything.
TB: OK, what’s one thing not in baseball then?
BW: Can’t narrow it down. I can’t think of anything. I’m blanking.
TB: Then maybe what’s one thing people need to talk more about?
BW: In baseball, one thing people need to start talking about more in baseball… need to start talking more about Christ.
7. What is the best rivalry in baseball?
BW: Only because it’s televised all the time, I’d say Boston-Yankees. I grew up in Massachusetts watching it, so I don’t really know our rivalry (Giants-Dodgers) that well except playing in it. I don’t even think it’s a rivalry anymore. I think it’s just grown into one.
TB: It looks pretty intense on TV.
BW: It’s intense, yeah. It’s intense. The crowd makes it real intense for us. It’s definitely fun playing in our park, playing against our rival. But the biggest rivalry, I’d say, is Boston-Yankees.
8. What is your current entrance music?
BW: The group’s called Disciple, the song is Rise Up.
TB: Why that?
BW: It’s a Christian rock band (almost Christian metal, in fact, and Disciple’s song "Game On" has 32 different variations – one for each NFL team). They just have a good message and it pumps me up so I can get in a good mood and hopefully get the job done.
TB: Do people ask you the Beach Boys question a lot?
BW: Yes.
TB: Are you sick of it?
BW: No, not at all. The guy’s talented, and probably one of the sickest bands ever formed, so it doesn’t bother me that much.
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Sep 13, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
7. What is the best rivalry in baseball?
BW: Only because it’s televised all the time, I’d say Boston-Yankees.
FAIL
by satyricrash on Sep 14, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Winner.
Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!
2008 Season in Summary: We haven't had a twenty-first baseman all year. How did that happen? Silly. It's almos.
by Zetsuboushita on Sep 13, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Natto...
What do you call that “W” look? Is that what he does when he blows a save and winds up with a “Win?”
Don
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Sep 13, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions
Definitely lumberjack.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
Lumberjack reminds me of this guy...
Question: Do you think Billy Mays talks loud at his wife and kids in real life?
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Sep 13, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
OXYCLEAN!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
At least
He doesn’t go by Willie Mays.
Here's to Kemp, Loney, LaRoche, Hu, and Kershaw not panning out.
Soul patch.
The only way to improve on the soul patch is to man-scape your pubes into Soul Patch Jr.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
The soul patch is the lowest form of facial hair. There is not a man in the world who looks good with a soul patch.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
That’s what makes it so completely awesome.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 13, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, Howie Mandell.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
But, Scott Spiezio.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
That’s not a soul patch. That’s a freaking rat’s nest.
Soul patches have standards.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 13, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You just insulted Dizzy Gillespie.
Twenty paces, and prepare to defend yourself.
Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com
If it was a face Merkin...
Wouldn’t the shape of his razor cut look like a “M” instead of a “W”?
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Sep 13, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a nice day to SAVE AGAIN
I vote for Billy Idol
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 13, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions
Nice day to Save again....
or ‘Shave’ again?
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Sep 13, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
But wasn’t that Bender not evil?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 13, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
On second thought..
I think I’d like to see a ZZ Top beard on him. Can anyone see Billy Gibbons coming at you with a 98 MPH heater? That would be scary.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
I think Billy Gibbons pitching would look a lot like Sidd Finch from Sports Illustrated
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Sep 13, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The all-caps VOTE really turned me off from voting.
Don’t push me into it, man!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
Vote
VOTE
VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Sorry for shouting...
I posted a kinder, gentler “Vote” for you. How did you vote, btw?
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Sep 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Billy Idol Brian Wilson...
Kind of looks like a bleach blonde Joey Fatone if he had a love child with Billy Mays.
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Sep 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
Was this poll in any way inspired by the 'Facial Hair of Jack Taschner' Top 5 they do at AT&T Park between innings?
I think so.
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!
Actually, I never saw the Jack Taschner Top 5....
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Sep 14, 2008 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions
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