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TRADE CAIN

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I still can’t believe Judy Steffes is real.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 7:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did you see her bio link thing posted earlier today? It’s a trip.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, amazing!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 7:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

very real

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 7:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hawt.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but was it the real Judy Steffes who commented here?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 7:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pitfall!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 7:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

/drops coins

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s a great MEGA64 skit.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good catch Dwight

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 12, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Randy makes it look so easy.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What a Winning catch.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 12, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t get it.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Get your PC down Sanchez

by wilriv21 on Sep 12, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no, flannery don't

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CRUSHED!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

holy crap!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

P.S. I LOVE YOU!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FLAN MAN

He played at the Connecticut Yankee last week. Apparently the entire team was there

RALLY TIM FLANNERY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Holy moly, Pablo

by timmeh on Sep 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tim Flannery

His dog died, his truck died, his wife left him

AND SANDOVAL!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PABLO DID SOMETHING!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He knew it instantly

heh heh

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SAND MAN CAN!

he looked, out of the box, that he didn’t get all of it. WOW!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MY EARS!!!!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 12, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that was a shot

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Very Bondsian

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 12, 2008 7:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s what she said.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 12, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Someone explain this to me.

I DON GET IT

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Troll?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 12, 2008 7:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Granular Ellipsoid FTW

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 12, 2008 7:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Late: PABLO

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ishikawa wants playing time

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 12, 2008 7:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(name of pie flavor)

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

now I want pie.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 7:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NIGHTMARE FUEL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 7:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think that's an image...

I have to send to my grandma.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 12, 2008 7:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love Pablo homers. My fantasy teams rejoice.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 12, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Has Rowand hit a ball hard in the last 2 months?

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And he proves me wrong.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Super Gamey

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 12, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A successful Giants hit and run?

Stop the fucking presses

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

still the best nickname

ever

Now atone for your butchery, freakface.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 7:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uh oh...

Ishikawa at 3rd…

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 12, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can we trade Sandoval for Matt Cain?

what?
You mean Cain hasn’t been dealt yet?<?em>
What the hell are we waiting for?

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 12, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what's this "preview" key for?

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 12, 2008 7:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go Go

FAST, BLACK, ABRAHAM LINCOLN!

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like that more than Zorak, me thinks.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 12, 2008 7:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cashes royalty check

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 7:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s the best name for Velez, ever.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he’s a good source for them

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 7:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

z

More Ishifailure

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WTF!!!!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 12, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ishii,
seriously

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GAH

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SPEED!!!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 12, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Aiya

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 12, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can Ishi run?

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can Palin use earmarks?

by wilriv21 on Sep 12, 2008 7:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t know. Ask they dead bear she sits on

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 12, 2008 7:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She looks like a naughty teacher. A teacher of Russian death…

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 12, 2008 8:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

urge to kill, rising

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

she is sitting on a couch with a bear in the room

by wilriv21 on Sep 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes. does he know that he should? no.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 7:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ishikawa:

costing us 2 runs since 9:20 CT

by bondslegend on Sep 12, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rowand HOPED he could get to second. Peavy CHANGED his mind

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2008 7:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rowand cost us that run.

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2008 7:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nah

Ishi could have scored easily

by bondslegend on Sep 12, 2008 8:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

btw

I’m so tired of Rowand

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

remember when he was good?

yeah me neither.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 7:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OVER RATED

CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 7:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hope he gets caught with a dead hooker in Las Vegas over the winter.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wouldn't be that hard to arrange

i know people

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 8:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Make it so.

/Picard

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 8:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

April and May! Like 20 months ago.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 7:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we certainly find interesting ways not to score

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TRADE SCOTT!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 12, 2008 7:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WTF IS THIS COMMERCIAL

arrrgh

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Starbucks is pretentious

is, I think, the subtext.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 7:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes

terrifying

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 8:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 8:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

McDonalds

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 8:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hardee's!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 8:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Arby's

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 8:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Applebee's

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

threadkiller

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 8:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When you're here, you're family

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 8:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anyone ever had Johnny Carino's?

Like olive garden but about 1000000009x better

by bondslegend on Sep 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Macaroni Grill

same but much worse

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ve never even been to an Olive Garden.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Meh

breadsticks are pretty good. And you get a ton of them

by bondslegend on Sep 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I used to make the best bread sticks.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 12, 2008 8:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

eh. Olive Garden is acceptable.

Elephant bar, that’s bad.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t know if it’s bad or good, I’ve just never been to one!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

as a former employee of the Olive Garden, I have to say…that’s alright. Though, some can be scuzzy and some are well run.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nothing is worse than Applebee’s

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I once ate at a restaurant in Utah called Food. Made me sick.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Happy hour is pretty good

the town I used to live in had applebees or perkins. That was the list.

by bondslegend on Sep 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

isn’t that just east coast Carl’s Jr.?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 12, 2008 8:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, now it is

back in the day it was teh awesomez. Still OK though

by bondslegend on Sep 12, 2008 8:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, it’s a gross fast food restaurant, too.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 8:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hardees =/= Carl's Jr.

Totally different menus they just both use the Star.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 12, 2008 8:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Same company, right?

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 8:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pretty sure..

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 12, 2008 8:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There are some similiarities, right?

I guess I don’t live anywhere near a CJ, but I think there are some menu items that are the same.

by bondslegend on Sep 12, 2008 8:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yea probably...

But carl’s Jr. don’t have thickburgers, the main staple of Hardees.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 12, 2008 8:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I remember gettin’ biscuits and gravy at Hardees at like 3am. It was awesome.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 12, 2008 8:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dang it

I was washing dishes so I missed Pablo’s homer.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 12, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Keep washing dishes

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 12, 2008 8:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

With as many dishes we had today, I thought I would still be.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 12, 2008 8:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

both zito and rowand are worth

paying half their salaries and trading them for bag of sunflower seeds

by po on Sep 12, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are you sure you want to eat $51M for Zito?

by wilriv21 on Sep 12, 2008 8:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if we traded zito and rowand and paid half their salaries

wed have roughly and extra 15 mil or so a year which we could put towards Powerhitting corner infielder or CC if u want to go that route

by po on Sep 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we could sign CC to play 1b.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 12, 2008 8:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pablo Sandoval 2009 NL Rookie of the Year

I’m calling it.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 12, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is it 130? or 150?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s 45 games or 130 AB before September 1.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 12, 2008 8:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought it was 150?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 12, 2008 8:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Baseball_Rookie_of_the_Year_Award

It was amended to the current standards in 1971 to 130 at-bats, 50 innings pitched or 45 days on the active roster of a major league club (excluding time on the disabled list) before September 1.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/official_info/about_mlb/rules_regulations.jsp

Determining rookie status:
A player shall be considered a rookie unless, during a previous season or seasons, he has (a) exceeded 130 at-bats or 50 innings pitched in the Major Leagues; or (b) accumulated more than 45 days on the active roster of a Major League club or clubs during the period of 25-player limit (excluding time in the military service and time on the disabled list).

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate syntax.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 12, 2008 8:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He may not be eligible – ESPN.com has him on pace for exactly 151 at-bats.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just noticed

if you watch mlb.tv in a browser, it doesn’t have the stupid commercials I got with the mosaic. Unless that’s new..

by bondslegend on Sep 12, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

change up

lolzorz

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Filthy Dirty Filthy

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sometimes

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2008 8:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The ole change of pace!

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that was nasty

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sanchez >>>> Cain

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come on

Give it to the old guy.

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sanchez sucks

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why reply?

who?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ah

the arm weakness finally shows itself

65-80 - Elimination Number - 8

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 12, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Omar has some serious GUNS.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha wtf

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I never tire of this.

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can’t stop watching it.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Me neither.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i saw this earlier today

and i haven’t stopped laughing yet

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What’s Kanye doing there?

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gonna break his camera

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 12, 2008 8:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hahaha what.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NOM NOM NOM NOM
TURN!
NOM NOM NOM NOM
TURN!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OMAR GETS A HIT

WE WIN

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rally corm

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m worried about you now.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m about to have corn – southwestern corn pudding! From a vegan cookbook, even.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Behind you! Richard Gere with duct tape!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 12, 2008 8:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 8:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Omar reaches .200 he shouldn’t play another game the rest of the season.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the 2009 option kicks in

by wilriv21 on Sep 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sooooo glad Roberts is starting.

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What, you’d rather see Nate Schierholtz??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 8:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why would you want to see some guy who played in the minors all season? He was obviously not good enough!

by chilibean_3 on Sep 12, 2008 8:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

/takes answer off air

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shit dbacks scored

really dont want Webb to get to 20 yet

by po on Sep 12, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I do!

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2008 8:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I didn’t know Will Venable was Max’s son. Krukow only mentioned it 16,000 times since last night.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 12, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Picture

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

opps wrong thing

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, my wife sent me this link. It’s disturbing. But in a way you people would probably like:

http://manbabies.com/popular

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 12, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bizarre

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2008 8:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey

What do you mean “you people”?

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2008 8:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what do you mean, “you people”?

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 8:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i love manbabies!!!!

my friend submittted one. it’s the greatest thing ive’ ever seen

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 8:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great

I wanted nightmares tonight

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 12, 2008 8:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm scared

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 8:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OH GOD I THOUGHT THE CAT WITH THE PIE WAS SCARY. D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 8:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I meant this.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SomethingAwful does that all the time.

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2008 8:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AWESOME

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 12, 2008 8:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OT: My old high school used to have a "senior porn day"

which was banned for being inappropriate.

It was replaced with “Senior Corn Day.”

Think pictures of corn in bikinis.

65-81 - Elimination Number - 7

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 12, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Argh, NBC froze.

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok it’s back.

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

anyone else's TV feed just freak out?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yup

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yup

rally freeze

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rally Corn!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

win

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, you can’t argue with the results.

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Winn makes me Randy

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DWIGHT!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Sep 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GiLOLz

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GiLOLZ

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

<

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

makes Randy me Winn!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Winn. Is. INSANE.

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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

max effort swing

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pablo takes the most violent hacks ever.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you don’t get to be DESTROYER OF WORLDS by taking pussy swings.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 8:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is true.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 12, 2008 8:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ME WINN MAKE RANDY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ahem

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

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