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Ha! Get it? I don't see what's so hard about this blogging stuff.

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Is this the thread where the Giants don’t completely suck?

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

1th

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you have a lisp?

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope this thread doesn’t have that awful Matt Cain smell.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t worry, Natto frebreezed everything.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

FEBREZED

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPICKNSPANNED

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLAY FREEBREEZE!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

Having missed almost all the game, I just glanced at the lineup up there, and was all, “Holy shit, Rickey Henderson’s back in the majors!?”

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

RE: food

One of my best friends is from Eritrea, and she keeps saying she is going to cook for me. Is this an issue I should push?

by rotorueter on Sep 11, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO GOOD

There was a guy in the restaurant who asked for silverware. We laughed at him. Discreetly.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it’s like Ethiopian food with the spongy bread?

by rotorueter on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Injera.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lou Brock: STILL faster than Bengie.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok…

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I sleep all night. I work all day.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread going to change the fortunes of the Giants?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

it'd better

because I hereby proclaim Molina’s at-bat our last chance

by BigO on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

sandofail

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

.291 – 12HR – 83RBI

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go Molina!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a very Giants inning.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

So much for the new thread

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

mlolina

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody needs to get mavrickrolled

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a moran!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that guy

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That he’s a Cardinals fan only makes it better.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEST FANS IN BASEBALL

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 11, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

A real cardinal fan would need 5 more signs just for their team pics

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a dyed red ’stache.

by satyricrash on Sep 11, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

My grandfather was a die-hard Cardinals fan, and he never had that. He did, however, argue that Robby Thompson was a lousy defensive second basemen with no range.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That just made me cry.

by satyricrash on Sep 11, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, look, it’s Mr. DUI!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not Tony LaRussa!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, lots of Cardinals drink and drive. That one also was a hit-and-run artist.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's impossible!

The Cardinals represent all that is good and pure with baseball!

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ironing is delicious.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY GUYS I THINKT THIS GAME IS A RERUN

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

::looks at clock::

::looks at work schedule tomorrow::

::looks at his headache::

::looks at 120kbps streaming video::

See ya!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a gamer

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

::looks at Walrusman through bushes"

::pants heavily::

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, let me make sure I have this in order:
Padres fans hate Cain.
Dbacks fans hate Winn.
Rockies fans hated Feliz.
Dodgers fans hate life.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m happy to see Geno, I’ll say that.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Wonder if Nate showed him his bronze medal.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

FACE!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES LIZA! (with a Z)

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

For those still watching the game, why does CSN show so many DAMN CROWD SHOTS?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than watching the game.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it’s better than what’s on the field.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

azn pryd doodz

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Adrian Gonzalez and Chris Young, best trade ever?

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Liriano and Nathan aren't far behind...

When another vilely scrawny field is silly, some arena toward an instinct can be profound to a sincere jail.

by KTJ on Sep 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Petco’d!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Geno Fact: He throws left handed.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Geno Fact: His name has an “O” in it.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a preview of you analysis?

by chilibean_3 on Sep 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! So detailed and in depth.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geno Fact: He plays for the San Francisco Giants

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I did not know that!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send More Paramedics

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also brings Zito like heat

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Sep 11, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t not think of Dustan Mohr when I see the bullpen in Petco.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright guys, I’m going to play Oblivion for 20 minutes before I hit the hay. I’ve got this badass level 12 archer, acrobat, cat guy.

NERDS

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Platform?

When another vilely scrawny field is silly, some arena toward an instinct can be profound to a sincere jail.

by KTJ on Sep 11, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game is so cool.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

NERD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think watching xanthan play Oblivion would be more entertaining then the Giants game right now.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been playing Side Meier’s Pirates! It’s fun and annoying at the same time.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully pitching for the Dodgers??

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, I like watching Espinelli’s funky delivery, but unfortunately he kind of sucks.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

> Coaching visit to mound.

Coach: Mabuhay!
Geno: Speak English, dumbass.
C: Hey.
G: What?
Molina: Throw strikes,
C: The Force will be with you… always.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh, it could be more debacle-y.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have gone with TRAVESTY.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I have been waiting all week to use debacle.

by satyricrash on Sep 11, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRAVESHAMOCKERY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got to tell you guys.

I think the Pads have a really cool team. I think their players are teh awesome. I think they play in a really cool park. I think their announcers are the best in the biz and their fans are so informed and welcoming. Really.

Really.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Sep 11, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

It has to work one of these times…

by chilibean_3 on Sep 11, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy’s strategy: the law of averages.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geno Geno Geno get your adverbs here

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

artlessly

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to have that song stuck in my head now. Thanks

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always an adventure.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Toledo? Who does Duane Kuiper think he is Bill King??

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

They should diversify into more Ohio cities.

HOLY DAYTON!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Akron representin’!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Sandusky!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Chagrin Falls!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMGWTFG43

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This'll turn things around

RALLY CREEPY SHIRTLESS GUY!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

love the " no trespassing" sign

by wilriv21 on Sep 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen this week

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It works!

Sorta.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess 87mph fastballs and loopy curves are teh awesome tonight.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Sep 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, can we switch over to the gameday thread where Cain made the 1 run lead hold up through 8 innings?

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Even Zorak can’t save us now

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Ladies and Gentlemen, there’s been a John Bowker sighting.

Shop as usual and avoid panic buying.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Who?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

who?

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Sep 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

fanshot?

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Sep 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hijack?

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Sep 11, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is his first name Ryan?

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAVING A BEACH BEHIND YOUR OUTFIELD FENCE IS KIND OF DUMB

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

and that was how it all began.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

velez and his not so hard hit deep fly in the gap

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Sep 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay young dude. Yay old dude.

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Sep 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet Mother of Jupiter!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

steal home, zorak

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Sep 11, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive Outs!

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 11, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

and Omar brings us back to reality

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 11, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Lolmar

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Lolberts

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for a Mischerable experience

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Misch (overheard leaving the bullpen): “Pitcher’s park? We’ll see about that.”

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 11, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good, Pat Misch is in.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh + Misch= Mesch

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Sep 11, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Giants wanted to put in a crappy pitcher, why not Tyler Walker?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't say his name 3 times

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Sep 11, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They wanted a crappy pitcher that can go for a few innings?

by chilibean_3 on Sep 11, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants bullpen = extending crap since 2004.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Sep 11, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job, Pat.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that’s something.

by satyricrash on Sep 11, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He sure wasn’t Misching around.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

You certainly don’t Misch words.

by rotorueter on Sep 11, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

*golf clap*

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Sep 11, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should have called the sweep!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that must be it.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The picture that made me die laughing

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 11, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Saw that. It makes me happy.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 11, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I haven’t loved Sportscenter for three decades.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, to honor the Juggernate, of course.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

BLANK THE BLANKIN'...

…oh.
Damn.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I blinked, did the Giants just score 3 runs?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Sep 11, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I blanked.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

USA! USA!

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

This is still among your very best work. And that’s saying something.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess you only made it like three days ago so saying “still your best work” makes no sense but whatever. You’ll live.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Natto!

What have you done since?

Slacker.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

where’s the one with the Giants helmet?

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remove “usa” from the URL.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

:: THIS IZ R KUNTREE ::

by satyricrash on Sep 11, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you think the hats looked horrible on the Giants, try seeing it on the Angels heads. It sure doesn’t match their uniform colors at all.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

"...try seeing it on the Angels heads..."

…as the Angels’ heads lie disembodied , torn , bleeding out on the ground.

Yeah!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

metroPCS commercials make me angry.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That's your trigger?

Sunlight is mine.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hello hello hello

by robbgin on Sep 11, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
Fremde, etranger, stranger.
Gluklich zu sehen, je suis enchante,
Happy to see you, bleibe, reste, stay.

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret

by satyricrash on Sep 11, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s the Misch I remember

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

obligatory Misch home run

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 11, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not watching the game anymore, but I’ll assume that means that Misch homered.

I always knew he had power.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 11, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

oh how Brushie forgets the 80s

by wilriv21 on Sep 11, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

CRS

Brushie (please.) forgets everything!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat Misch Fun Fact:

He’s a Caucasian. And so are BOTH of his parents.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

that cant be

its….impossible

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Sep 11, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

before you know it they will be a minority here

by wilriv21 on Sep 11, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the Bay Area, they would be a minority

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you vote for John McCain Scott McClain

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Sep 11, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here in Santa Clara County, everybody is a minority. It’s kinda cool.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 11, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The mathematics behind that must be amazing!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not about numbers, it’s about people.

Well, numbers of people.

Math is hard.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re a plurality – no majority ethnic group.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 11, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they force the extras to move when they begin to outnumber another group?

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Gonzalez

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 11, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I wish A-Gonz was a Giant.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 11, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

trade him for Munter and Timpner

by wilriv21 on Sep 11, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw in Sadler, too.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Omar

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 11, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And some other "Er"s. Maybe an "And".

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

don’t want to give them too much- need to drive a hard bargain

by wilriv21 on Sep 11, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still pissed the Pads got him for ADAM FREAKING EATON and AKINORI OTSUKA and the fucking Rangers even threw in Chris Young.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think even the Pirates knew that was a bad deal

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Sep 11, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon

you are starting to stretch the truth like McCain

by wilriv21 on Sep 11, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad fact

Vizquel leads the club in intentional walks with 9 of them.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

*waves a chicken half-heartedly*

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

*waves a rubber full - bloodedly*

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even more sad, if Bonds were to sign tonight, he would end up leading the team in that catagory.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

what ever happened to that guy? Is he marooned on an island?

by wilriv21 on Sep 11, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably bought one.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

small one in the Gulf of Bacnea

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He IS a rock. He IS an island.

And a rock feels no pain.

And an island

never

cranks anymore towering , majestic , unmistakeable homeruns.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

  1. hitters tend to do that.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

number 8 hitters tend to do that

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

so youve already been to taco bell?

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Sep 11, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

volcano taco

not that spicy

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Sep 11, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is it? Doesn’t look very good.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 11, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its not very good. But for 99c? That’s a good price for a laxative.

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Sep 11, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He

It’s Cla toda.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Make him pa.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY THAT'S SO RAVEN ON A SEGWAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

She’s gotten big since the Cosby days.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s just big-boned

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

And big-assed

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Sep 11, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

she’s 47% ass bones

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya! A Segwa!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those still watching the game, doesn’t putting a Dodgers hat on a baby child abuse?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It causes child abuse.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 11, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The baby will be eaten after the game.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

99:1

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh

Gillaspie is on deck.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Gillespie on deck!

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Sep 11, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Are they actually going to let Conor bat?

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 11, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GILLASPIE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

ha!

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Sep 11, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Gillaspie wearing a Scooby Doo outfit

That was awesome.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel worse for whoever was wearing that skirt in the background.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scooby Doo, where are you?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that kid sucks

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Sep 11, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

dfa

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Sep 11, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by rotorueter on Sep 11, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Well he certainly is a Giant.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

If you suck, you must be a Giant…your 2009 ad campaign.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Running around robbing banks all wacked off of Scooby Snacks!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gilolaspie

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s almost as if calling up a .269 hitter from short season ball to the majors isn’t the best idea!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 11, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, I did say almost.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 11, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why’d Oswalt have to pitch a CG SO this week?

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be funny if that was CG’s only MLB AB?

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

No

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ASK AGAIN LATER

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

CONOR GILLASPIE IS A BASTARD.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

don;t you talk about his momma

by wilriv21 on Sep 11, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conor looks like he is wearing a wig

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a good night for the Gonzalezessszze

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

So that just happened.

by rotorueter on Sep 11, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CORREIA! “I WANT TO BE A STARTER!”

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

A firestarter.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That shouldn’t count

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Sep 11, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

These damn hats are terrible. What happened to a flag patch on the side?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 11, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

epic lulz.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

fact:

Giants play shitty when wearing blue hats

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Sep 11, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

also fact:

Giants play shitty when wearing blue hats

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Sep 11, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No CG at 3b on the double-switch?

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not ready to handle ML ground balls.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Sep 11, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I’ve seen this guy around.

by satyricrash on Sep 11, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S THE 80S!

DO A LOT OF COKE
VOTE FOR RONALD REAGAN!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Corriea looks great doesn’t he?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

This pitching performance disgusts Brad Hennessey.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 11, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Klolreia

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Sep 11, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Cholera?

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diarriea

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 11, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Everybody gets a hit off of Correia

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Giles fears Nate’s accurate rifle.

by rotorueter on Sep 11, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He'd run him over.

When another vilely scrawny field is silly, some arena toward an instinct can be profound to a sincere jail.

by KTJ on Sep 11, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 batters 5 hits….. Nice Kevin….Nice

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Sep 11, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Firestarter!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Correia
I shouldn’t have come back to this game.

Still in despair.
BRING BACK MARMOL!

by Zetsuboushita on Sep 11, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

One question

Why is Aurilia in and not Gillaspie? Why is[insert veteran player] in the game and not [young hopeful player].

When another vilely scrawny field is silly, some arena toward an instinct can be profound to a sincere jail.

by KTJ on Sep 11, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

You can answer that by answering this “Who is the manager?”

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they don’t want to rush him?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Sep 11, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

History's Greatest Monster

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Couldn’t they just edit this down into a montage…you know, one of those “wheels falling off” baseball movie montages

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 11, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

w/ Benny Hill theme

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that would interfere with the improvement montage that’s just around the corner!

It…it is coming, right guys?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 11, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then after the montage they start playing better and become good?

by chilibean_3 on Sep 11, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before the montage

the FAIL triage

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the origin of Billy Ripken is not a fuck face?

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Sep 11, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, I’ve got the card where they put a black box over the words.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 11, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

bet it looks shopped

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even as a kid, I could tell from the pixels.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 11, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 11, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Sep 11, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Ripken may not be but Kevin Correia…….

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rags: “You suck”
KC: “NO U!”

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ten runs , damn.

When do we play the LOLBlanks again?

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

you lost your job, Dbacks fall out of contention – you must feel worse than Vince Young

by wilriv21 on Sep 11, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

But is he just as crazy?

by chilibean_3 on Sep 11, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's wrong with WilRiv?

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

"What's wrong with WilRiv?"

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

"HE'S A BUM!"

NO support here. Damn you all , damn you to Giant fan hell.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it “Whats the MATTER…”?

by rotorueter on Sep 11, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll bite.

“WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH WILRIV?”

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you too.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love me tender,
Love me sweet,
Never let me go.
You have made my life complete,
And I love you so.

by wilriv21 on Sep 11, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

he can’t turn on a Santana FB

by wilriv21 on Sep 11, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S A BUM

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by groug on Sep 11, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you , whatever your last letter might be.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all love groud more

It’s okay

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by groug on Sep 11, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course you will bite

by wilriv21 on Sep 11, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

A bleeding bum.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love me tender,
Love me long,
Take me to your heart.
For its there that I belong,
And well never part.

by wilriv21 on Sep 11, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love me tender , love me sweet
All my dreams fulfill…
We all know that you’re a Bum
And we always Wil.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn’t Omar have just taken a step back & caught that thing?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Sep 11, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought the Padres weren’t capable of scoring these many runs.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

You neglected to factor in the Giants pitching.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar would have ha..oh, wait.

by satyricrash on Sep 11, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Strange that Misch is the only pitcher who’s had a scoreless inning so far.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

?

?

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait he gave up a homer. nvn

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

*nvm

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain had a scoreless inning.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant to say outing, and I misremembered who it was. This game is screwing with me head.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take a break kid. You’ll get ’em tomorrow.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

you'll get em next time

/Bochy

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 11, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy then replaced Natto on the mound with Matt Rox, and finshed off the double switch by replacing groug with FutureGiantsGM.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 11, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smart managing!

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by groug on Sep 11, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s what an out looks like.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 11, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Now all that’s left for Correia to do is collect all the high fives that will be waiting for him in the dugout

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 11, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Correia Fun Fact:

He breaths air, just like people.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

(But we know better)

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And so on and so on

and scooby dooby doo – beee

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

velezeu01 !!!!!!!!!!!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Just might be a porn free nite after all

by wilriv21 on Sep 11, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

you’re watching a pretty good fucking right now.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought this was the inning that Valez hit the 10 run homer??

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, Valez will, whoever that is.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Sep 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he sang La Bamba

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 11, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

or Velez

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he got the runner over. Wooo!!

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Sep 11, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Roberts should LIDP to end it.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

SIDP

Suck Into Double Play

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 11, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe I’m still watching this.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 11, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Burriss goes down

And Omar Sez:

Maybe I’ll work on my average.

Yes. Going from Mendoza to Tiera del Fuego……..

by Moggeee on Sep 11, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

More like Tierra EN Fuego!!!

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 11, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE COMEBACK BEGINS

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

clutch RBI there for Roberts

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 11, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

THE COMEBACK BEGINS NOW

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 11, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

aww

Natto beat me to it. I’ll show myself out.

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by groug on Sep 11, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The trap door is to your left and down two flights

by Moggeee on Sep 11, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

11-3!

There’s still time to drive down the field and go for two!

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 11, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Winn FTL

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand gets NO Willie Mac Award.

Unpalatable.

by Moggeee on Sep 11, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Lewis is the correct selection.

by rotorueter on Sep 11, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

All awards not going to Timmy by letter of law go to Freddie

by Moggeee on Sep 11, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand and I were getting my car the other day, and I said “hey, rowand, toss me my keys.”

They wound up in the bay :(

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 11, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Centerfielders are still allowed to have that much range?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Sep 11, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was a baseball game.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 11, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s clearly a pushpin!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand’s fielding problems are genetic, that’s why he’s uncircumcised.
His parents couldn’t hit the cut-off man either.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 11, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the mohel plays CF on his softball team

by wilriv21 on Sep 11, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this joint two-drink minimum?

by Moggeee on Sep 11, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I can get back to filming my youtube cover of “Erotic”. I’m gonna have nothing on but I-Tunes

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 11, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

NATTO I JUST GOT IT

LAMEDAY THATS REALLY GOOD

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by groug on Sep 11, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

to hear Ted Leitner call it...

you’d think the Padres are still in the hunt

/reason living here sucks

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Sep 11, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Never should have walked Brock to get to Bench…

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 11, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Laugh Out Loud, Giants.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller imitating lawn blowers on the postgame show

I think he may have snapped.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS ought to make you smile...

…how low is the Blanks’ self esteem now?

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Well…
Apparently I need a note for my instructor excusing me from class on Thursday nights. Obviously the Giants need me watching them more than I need to be in class.

What the hell happened? Was it as bad as it looks?

by Merope on Sep 11, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

RotowoLOLd
Stick a fork in him. After the rest of the Giants put up a great fight against the Diamondbacks over the previous three days, Cain came out tonight and gave the team no real chance of winning. He must be hurting, because the alternative is worse.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 12, 2008 12:28 AM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s well established that we’re all big fans of Rotoworld’s comments about the Giants.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 12, 2008 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

certainly not all of us.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Sep 12, 2008 2:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

phooey, let’s see Mr. RotoWorld dude go pitch a full major league season…he might suck a bit at the end too…
Cain’s what? 23? He’s still building up the stamina.

by Merope on Sep 12, 2008 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t watch, or listen to a single pitch of this game.

Good thing, too.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 12, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions  

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