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Open LAMEday Thread

Poopcat_tiny by Natto on

Ha! Get it? I don't see what's so hard about this blogging stuff.

Lineup

San Francisco Giants @ San Diego Padres

09/11/08 7:05 PM PDT

San Francisco Giants San Diego Padres
Randy Winn - LF Ricky Henderson - CF
Nate Schierholtz - RF Honus Wagner - SS
Pablo Sandoval - 1B Tony Gwynn - RF
Bengie Molina - C Eddie Murray - 1B
Rich Aurilia - 3B Wade Boggs - 3B
Aaron Rowand - CF Lou Brock - LF
Eugenio Velez - 2B Johnny Bench - C
Omar Vizquel - SS Rod Carew - 2B
Matt Cain - P Carl Hubbell - P

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Is this the thread where the Giants don’t completely suck?

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:25 PM PDT   0 recs

Apparently not

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2008 8:29 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

1th

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT   0 recs

Do you have a lisp?

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I hope this thread doesn’t have that awful Matt Cain smell.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT   0 recs

Don’t worry, Natto frebreezed everything.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

FEBREZED

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

SPICKNSPANNED

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

PLAY FREEBREEZE!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

HAHAHA

Having missed almost all the game, I just glanced at the lineup up there, and was all, “Holy shit, Rickey Henderson’s back in the majors!?”

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT   0 recs

RE: food

One of my best friends is from Eritrea, and she keeps saying she is going to cook for me. Is this an issue I should push?

by rotorueter on Sep 11, 2008 8:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

SO GOOD

There was a guy in the restaurant who asked for silverware. We laughed at him. Discreetly.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

So it’s like Ethiopian food with the spongy bread?

by rotorueter on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes. Injera.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:29 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Lou Brock: STILL faster than Bengie.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 11, 2008 8:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok…

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 11, 2008 8:26 PM PDT   0 recs

I sleep all night. I work all day.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

This thread going to change the fortunes of the Giants?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 8:27 PM PDT   0 recs

it'd better

because I hereby proclaim Molina’s at-bat our last chance

by BigO on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

sandofail

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT   0 recs

.291 – 12HR – 83RBI

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT   0 recs

Let’s go Molina!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT   0 recs

That was a very Giants inning.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 11, 2008 8:28 PM PDT   0 recs

So much for the new thread

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 8:29 PM PDT   0 recs

mlolina

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:29 PM PDT   0 recs

FAIL

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:29 PM PDT   0 recs

Somebody needs to get mavrickrolled

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

What a moran!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I love that guy

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:31 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:38 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That he’s a Cardinals fan only makes it better.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

BEST FANS IN BASEBALL

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 11, 2008 8:40 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

A real cardinal fan would need 5 more signs just for their team pics

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And a dyed red ’stache.

by satyricrash on Sep 11, 2008 8:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

My grandfather was a die-hard Cardinals fan, and he never had that. He did, however, argue that Robby Thompson was a lousy defensive second basemen with no range.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That just made me cry.

by satyricrash on Sep 11, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hey, look, it’s Mr. DUI!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That’s not Tony LaRussa!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Eh, lots of Cardinals drink and drive. That one also was a hit-and-run artist.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That's impossible!

The Cardinals represent all that is good and pure with baseball!

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 11, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The ironing is delicious.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

HEY GUYS I THINKT THIS GAME IS A RERUN

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 11, 2008 8:29 PM PDT   0 recs

::looks at clock::

::looks at work schedule tomorrow::

::looks at his headache::

::looks at 120kbps streaming video::

See ya!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT   0 recs

Not a gamer

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

::looks at Walrusman through bushes"

::pants heavily::

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

So, let me make sure I have this in order:
Padres fans hate Cain.
Dbacks fans hate Winn.
Rockies fans hated Feliz.
Dodgers fans hate life.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT   0 recs

I’m happy to see Geno, I’ll say that.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:31 PM PDT   0 recs

Wonder if Nate showed him his bronze medal.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

FACE!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT   0 recs

THROW STRIKES LIZA! (with a Z)

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT   0 recs

For those still watching the game, why does CSN show so many DAMN CROWD SHOTS?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT   0 recs

Better than watching the game.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Because it’s better than what’s on the field.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

azn pryd doodz

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT   0 recs

Adrian Gonzalez and Chris Young, best trade ever?

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:32 PM PDT   0 recs

Liriano and Nathan aren't far behind...

When another vilely scrawny field is silly, some arena toward an instinct can be profound to a sincere jail.

by giants9107 on Sep 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Petco’d!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT   0 recs

Geno Fact: He throws left handed.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT   0 recs

Geno Fact: His name has an “O” in it.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Is that a preview of you analysis?

by chilibean_3 on Sep 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes! So detailed and in depth.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Geno Fact: He plays for the San Francisco Giants

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT   0 recs

I did not know that!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm still hungry!

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on Sep 11, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Send More Paramedics

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 11, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Also brings Zito like heat

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Sep 11, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

WFTW!

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on Sep 11, 2008 8:34 PM PDT   0 recs