Father-in-Law of Gameday Thread
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What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Which reminds me of one of my favorite trick trivia questions: who was the only woman ever to serve as America’s first lady under her maiden name?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
You got it!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Hold the phone FDR was closeted?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 10, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
even better!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to say Bill Clinton could’ve been the second. But he wasn’t actually born as Clinton.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Boy howdy!
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Jayson Stark is currently on the phone with Elias to check if this is the longest 6 1/3 innings of a 2-1 ballgame in history.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
ewww, this thread kinda smells
by consequencesANDrepercussions on Sep 10, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
Quick!
To the transmogrifier!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 10, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Tyrannosaurus Rexes in F15s!
“This is SO cool.”
“This is SO stupid.”
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Why are you complaining about game length?
It’s not even 3 hours yet. A couple quick innings and this could be a average game.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2008 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
I am complaining about the game girth
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 10, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
it could at least put a bigger shirt on for goodness sake.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 10, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
Sabathia sure got bailed out today. Not a huge bailout, but he was close to losing.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
Flemming: “I might have offended some classicists out there.”
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
NO!
Chips and dip!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
not listening
what is the context of this wonderful phrase?
by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
He falsely implied that Philadelphia was not a real Greek word.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
That’s very Jose Castle of him.
by consequencesANDrepercussions on Sep 10, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
very much like the
Alex Smith-late-TD-when-down-34-3
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 10, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Alex was pretty good in 4th quarters. Problem was the first three.
by consequencesANDrepercussions on Sep 10, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
OK who just mention Joe Rally Killer Castle darn it!
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
/visits journalpics.net
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YOU SUCK AND PEOPLE DON'T LIKE YOU AND ALSO YOUR MOTHER SMELLS OF BOILED CABBAGES!!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I like how he’s wearing a SJ Giants hat in his Gameday picture.
by consequencesANDrepercussions on Sep 10, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that this would be a good time to brag about the Romo autographed ball that I recently got as a gift.
Yes. I haz one. It iz teh awesom!!
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
How can you tell when they are out of the sack?
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
Shit. Maybe it is not authentic.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
Okay found the sticker but no letter... wait found it but it is marked with an "M". Weird.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
You found the letter for the size, not the side.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 10, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you see that inning? No way its a medium.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
I think this would be a good time to brag about my penis. It’s not autographed, but I hazone and it iz awesom, too.
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
LIES!
It is autographed!
Soft: Go
Excited: Goof
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 10, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Listen, I told you I already have the Sharpee.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 10, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Anagram of "Sergio Romo"
ORGIES ROOM
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 10, 2008 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
Don’t tell the President, he might mistake it for a Rape Room and invade.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Sex is bad mmkay
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 10, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I just made a video
which I posted as a fanshot, enjoy
by KingofDucks1987 on Sep 10, 2008 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
Among the topics probably not discussed at AZSnakepit
- Dinosaurs flying military planes
- Eleanor Roosevelt’s sex life
- Butt pee
- Ancient Greek
- Anagrams
- Girth
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Game is moving fast now
Still under 3 hours.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2008 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
If you don't like him
You’re a romophobe.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 10, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Romo-erotic
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
A 2009 bullpen featuring Wilson, Romo, Valdez and Hinshaw is one I could live with.
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
Given the Romosexual discussion above, what SHOULD we put in your mouth?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Delicious Hot Pockets.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 10, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It was worth it, though.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 10, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yum rockets
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 10, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
WHERE'S THE MOUNTAIN DEW
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 10, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Last Lewis AB of the season
ON YOUR FEET, PEOPLE! BLOCK GOOFUS’ VIEW!
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Motherfucking Randy Winn
Keeps hitting the damn ball. wtf.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Few images have the capacity to both amuse and terrify me so much at the same time.
by non sequitur on Sep 10, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Not gonna happen.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Good start
you don’t want to give a .246 hitting catcher anything to hit.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
situation: no down side
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 10, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilson says:
enough with this “boring game” talk.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 10, 2008 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
Men on second with one out almost never score, though…
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
I’m just working here from my normal frame of reference. I can’t just assume that things are different for other teams.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 10, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, Tony Clark. Remember when we were all like “NOEZ DONT SINE CLARK”?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Men on first and second with one out almost never score, though…
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
I was watching a download last night that set up the DP much more efficiently.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 10, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not worried
there was a base open to play with
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 10, 2008 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, that Brian Wilson.
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Jesus Christ Brian
Altho really, Walking Clark is not the worst move.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
We all need to get some real and admit that Brian Wilson might not be it, guys.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 10, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
BRING BACK DUSTIN HERMANSON
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Fucking shit dammit asshole
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Hmm the throw strikes, etc. didn't work
Time to change strategies.
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
wilson is just addicted to winz
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by The Gene Hackman on Sep 10, 2008 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
In play, sob(s)
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 10, 2008 3:47 PM PDT reply actions
In July, I was thinking that maybe the Giants should consider trading Wilson
Closers are not as hard to replace as one might think. Their value tends to be overrated. I was wondering what the Giants might’ve gotten from a contending team that was looking for a closer, had we made him available.
But I fear that Wilson’s trade value is now a-plummeting.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Sabean doesn’t exactly have a great track record of replacing closers.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Yeah, there is the Sabean factor...
That’s another thing I’ve been thinking about. Giants are actually in good position to make some nice deals this winter. Then I think about who would be engineering those deals….
Despite the nice turnaround of the farm system—of course it did take Sabean more than 10 years to figure out that developing good position players was an important thing to do… anyway, despite the farm system turnaround, I still have no confidence that Sabean has the wherewithal to make the kind of moves still needed to get the Giants back into position for winning a World Series. I’d like to see him replaced this fall.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Does anyone know what the best detergent is for cleaning vomit off a computer keyboard?
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
Luckily enough, it’s bile. So just keep going until you’ve got a pure dry heave going and you should have a clean keyboard in no time.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 10, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, the Wilson train was fun for a while.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Who the hell is Wilson’s parent?And what are you gonna say to him?
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums
IT’S OKAY GUYS, IT DOESN’T MATTER IF HE GIVES UP RUNS AS LONG AS HE KEEPS GETTING SAVES!
OH WAIT.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Man, that’s been dying to come out of you for months, hasn’t it?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 10, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I was actually getting really optimistic about him for awhile there, actually. :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Well, I hardly think a couple of bad outings is reason enough to throw away all optomism.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 10, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Well and how many innings/pitches has the guy thrown in previous seasons. There’s probably some fatigue involved. Hell, even Nen lost a few
I would not be surprised.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 10, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
There have been serious warning signs about Wilson almost all season long, though. I don’t think this would qualify as giving up on the guy so much as just going back to the mean opinion.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 10, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, for the next pitcher:
Get outs, [Giant Pitcher Plant]!
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
I still think he is legit
He’s got the right mentality and has good stuff. He’s young and may get better at keeping his WHIP low.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2008 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
Wilsons only real problem
Is fucking walking guys. This inning is no exception.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 10, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He fucks walking guys? I’m staying away from the Giants clubhouse, then.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
Now I have to learn how to crawl… I just knew that skipping that step when I was one would come back to haunt me….
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 10, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Or you could walk really slowly, if you’re into that.
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Closers who walks guys...
don’t stay closers very long.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Exactly.
he needs to cut that shit the fuck out
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 10, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Wilson, 2008: 25 walks, 56.2 innings
Robb Nen, 1997: 40 walks, 74 innings
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Nen’s career was a lot closer to 25 walks for every 75 innings, though.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 10, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Point is
Wilson Walks too many people, plain and simple.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 10, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, duh
You cannot expect a 2-1 lead to hold up for six full innings when you a) have a shaky bullpen and b) put fifty trillion runners on base and don’t score ANY of them.
That does not work.
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 10, 2008 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
ahh fuckit who cares.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 10, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo, Benjie and Ishi due up. One of them goes yard and we have extra frames. You heard it here first
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
Hm…so in 1992 (? Arod’s draft)… If you were the team behind the Mariners….and you finished 1 game behind…did they win too many?
by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
back to back inside the parkers to start the inning
by kingofthacove on Sep 10, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Good call. We’re not quite to 3 1/2 hours yet!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
It's all setting up for another Velez walk off.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 10, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
And Ryan Klesko will hit twenty home runs in 2007!
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Slightly OT:
Is there anything funnier than Alex Hinshaw’s Gameday pic? He’s got this weird expression on his face and there’s some green in the background, so it’s obviously taken from a game situation, not posed. Is Hinshaw like Sasquatch to the MLB photography staff?
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
If Pablo-sahn doesn't contribute...
there’s prolly no 9th inning rally.
We are gonna get pwned by Brandon Lyons.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Runners on 1st with 1 out never score...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
BUT HE WILL HIT 300 AT LEAST GARAUNTEED
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 10, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Nowand.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 10, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good...
Gamer’s up. My chest swells with confidence.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Floats like a butterfly
Stings twice, like a wasp
I know this is counter to the book but a double steal might not be a bad idea here.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
I pretty heavily disagree.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 10, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I can respect that. but what are teh odds Velez gets it out of inf here?
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
WEll that freaken’ answers taht. Yummy Crow!
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
Dude, Velez has pop
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 10, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
So YOU’RE the reason why the Nationals couldn’t sign Aaron Crow – you killed him!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
If Wilson can blow two wins in a row...
Why can’t Velez get game winning hits two games in a row????
It totally stands to reason!!!11
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
YOU WERE RIGHT
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HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
You too, huh?
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EH-YO-HAY-NEE-OH
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THATS MY BOY MOTHERFUCKERS
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
stick-shift!
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by The Gene Hackman on Sep 10, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
VELEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
I"VE BEEN TELLING YOU BITCHES THE DUDE CAN HIT
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
WE WIN!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 10, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
fucking A?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 10, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
The bad news: LA Dodgers, NL West Champions. :(
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I TOLD YOU SO!!
I didn’t believe it. I was just being sarcastic.
BUT I TOLD YOU SO
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
No fuck you, I called that shit
LOL Velez, .955 WPA
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 10, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s had quite a few clutch hits this year. if he could only field…
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
The Kid can hit, I'm telling you.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 10, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I said before he reminded me of Eric Davis
Just smaller and with ADD in the field and on the bases and sort of in the batters box. He’s got a very fast bat and that means power.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 10, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
WALK IT OFF AGAIN!!!
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 10, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
Dbacks Lose the Pennant...Dbacks Lose the Pennant
Gamer Rowand bellyflops for dramatic effect
+totally
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Septemeber 7th, 2008
Is the day it all changed.
We fielded a team that day, and these guys, ever since, CAN PLAY.
/dies of laughter
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Wilson blowing consecutive saves just so Velez could step on their hearts
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
wait, why is his nickname Zorak? I missed something. Not that I am ever against references to Space Ghost.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
“Eugenio Velez is Hitler’s mother, and he/she went back in time and shot abraham linkin and then cam forward in time and fucked satan to beat the diamondbacks”
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 10, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
E Velez 7 5 0 2 0 4 0 0 .955
2 hits, 4 RBI, and a GODDAMN .955 WPA.
He single handedly won this game, lol.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Okay
So, we have now seen:
a triple play, a steal of home, and back-to-back Wilson blown-saves/Velez walk-offs. Who needs a winning record and talent? I know I’m satisfied.
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Let's not forget the nate-roll of china's catcher.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 10, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
At first I thought you meant this all happened today.
That would’ve been really exciting.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Maybe Velez is a Dodger fan...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
He had a walk off agaisnt the dodgers, too
Remember that little swinging bunt w/ the bases loaded?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 10, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez = this decades Mike Benjamin on a hot streak or certified Snake Killer?
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
More like
Living up to his MiL numbers.
He’s a good hitter, dude.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 10, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
He is. But dammit he makes some dumbass plays.
Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?
Yeah well, Look at the Marlins
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 10, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
So what you’re saying is, he’s a good hitter. Just wanted to clarify.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
.792 OPS, mostly in the lower minors, isn’t really all that impressive.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Look at his time in Fresno this year
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 10, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK POST GAME FUN CHATTER THREAD! LETS DRINK!!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 10, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
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