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Gameday Thread: 9th Inning Edition

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we better score here, because there’s nobody left in our bullpen that can get out the heart of their order

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't get it

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a Firefly reference.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that the sci fi show that had only one season?

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

less than one

Only 862 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

and how does it connect to the giants?

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

(It’s not really a Firefly reference)

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP REFRENCING SHOWS I DONT WATCH

nerrrdddd (jokes)

but srsly, whedon is 4 teh nrdz

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar with the walk off splash hit.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Ethier going to be carrying a bucket of water?

Only 862 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that happened,

IDK what I’d do, but something CRAZY AND DRAMATIC!

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d run the streets topless.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm,

I don’t have much to show off..

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t either, but it’s cold out so i figure there’s dedication and personal sacrifice involved.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raddish Houston, WHAT????

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

here comes that Giant Attitude

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon, Bowker

Walk off, baby.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

le big

LeBowker

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes the strikeout.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck not Kuo. Barry always destroyed him. Hurry sign him and DFA Omar!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

At first, I looked at the image above and tthought, “Radish LA?”

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

If Castillo ends this I will still hate him.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think we’re going to win in this inning.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

in this game you mean

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

time for the walk-off

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have DFA’d him for Bonds. sigh

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

when's the last time castillo got a hit?

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Srsly, how cool would an Omar walk-off be?

other than the fact that it would earn him starter status for the rest of the year

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Four words for you

Three year contract extension

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

u don’t pinch hit Timmy for Omar?

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Castillo since the All-Star Break

.226 / .226 / .290

And that’s not even counting today.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s not a bad name for a ska band

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

.516 OPS is more Vizquel-like.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

didn’t see that coming. Not at all

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Omar is a HOF BTW, FTW I guess

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess FAIL

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, Tyler’s in. This will be over soon.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Omar’s really in a slump. Of course, how could he not be considering he’s been riding the bench? He’s needs more plate appearances if he’s to get himself out of it.

Only 862 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Omar out of the game

yay

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

if they don't score

you can bet that Kuo will be back out there in the 10th. 8 freakin’ pitches!

by BigO on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Ayep.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Gee. I didn’t see that coming.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

anybody surprised?

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Not at all

it actually took longer than i was expecting

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

They let Omar hit and then took him out?

Only 862 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s a great hitter, but you don’t really want to count on his glove in a key situation.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh fuck you Kent.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

A 40-year-old not on HGH just went left tank in the Phone Booth.

I am going to blame Walker.

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

ballsballsballsballsfuckballs

i fucking hate jeff kent.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

YES! GO KENT! Sorry I knew that was coming and want Walker gone. Maybe they will get a clue?

Plus we can use another top 5 pick.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re already in line for #4.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fat worthless piece of shit.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 9, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Kent to DIE!!!!

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

fixed

I want Kent Walker/Bochey/management to DIE!!!!

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe I wasted all this time to watch THIS happen.. Yuck.

by sunnyd100 on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I can think of 24 guys I'd rather have pitching than Thighler

Including Omar.

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

go home, jerk off, and that's all u gotta do

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadler can’t celebrate, but Kent can point all over the place

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he was looking for Sadler..

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay, he doesn’t look at porn.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

pull him

now! Or two batters ago!

by BigO on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk and Kuip are absolutely full of shit

Blame Sadler for the loss, not Walker

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah kent wouldnt have tried to hit

if sadler didnt do that

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, what are you talking about?

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krukow made a comment about how you shouldn’t rouse sleeping dogs, or something similar, re: Sadler’s celebration, just after Kent’s HR.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was Bochy's fault

I think I saw him flip Sadler the game ball.

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadler celebrated in the seventh, and then pitched a scoreless eighth. Why didn’t the Dodgers score then if the celebration was such a big deal?

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i blame barry. he shoulda cold cocked kent before the game started.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice play ochoa.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm.

Dave says that Giants fans are uneasy about Walker.

He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.

by IMbitter on Aug 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

you know...

i’d agree.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Iron is hard, ice is cold.
Film at 6 and 11.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They may be wary of him.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think "weary" is a better word

He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.

by IMbitter on Aug 9, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

she doesn’t have stress, she’s wearing a dress…

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for the purpose of this expanding jocular theme, sir.

(Expanding—like Tyler—I get it.)

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 9, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel quite uneasy

at dinner, when he’s between me and the plate of ribs

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOSS MY SALAD

JEFF KENT

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Enough is enough...

Sadler’s reaction wasn’t that frickin’ bad, Kruk’. He pumped his fist. He didn’t point at Manny, then point at his dick and stick his tongue out or something. Get over it.

by ololo3 on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

if walker woulda done that

they woulda called him a gamer.. its jst cus sadler is young

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a funny-ass image. Maybe ‘cause I can’t imagine Walker doing something worth celebrating about.

by ololo3 on Aug 9, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was kinda heartwarming. Like when some of those rooks would go nuts if by a miracle they struck out Barry Bonds.

We forgave them. We understood them.

(But Barry DID often make them pay later.)

;-)

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why am I still watching this?

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

cause you’re a Giant’s fan, we love that which we loathe

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry’s reaction to this….

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry doesnt take your shit

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Bonds = better than you

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two months later

they were in the World Series.

shall I cry again?

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad several bolts of lightning struck the ballpark midway through Game 6 and they were never able to resume the game, huh?

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard it was a flaming meteor of death that obliterated the stadium, the Rally Monkey, and Troy Glaus.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t know sadness my friend. My Brother and I were in LA during the World Series. We were staying at his GF’s apartment and her fucking roommates wouldn’t let us watch Game 6 because they were stupid nerds who just HAD to watch Rocky Horror Picture Show for the billionth time. So instead we had to follow it on gamecast and then heard the real horror later in the car on the way to Knotts Scary Farm while driving past the fucking stadium. Talk about horrible memories. :(

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the worst thing i’ve ever heard. though there’s still a hole in my friend darryl’s wall about the size of my fist that is a constant reminder of Game 6.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Russell Martin is in the driver's seat

I’m out the window

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

if russell martin is in the driver's set...

i’m in the back, choking him with the seatbelt.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The old has been never was matchup

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

can I have the piano wire?

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Unbelievable

Rays put up a six spot in the sixth to wipe out a 5-1 defecit. If only we had an offense….

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

YES! Go Rays! Playoffs baby! They’re offense has really gotten rolling lately with Pena coming back from the DL.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

they'll have 70 wins if they pull this one out

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish we had 70 wins

by the end of the year….

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

offense is overrated

havent you heard about speed and defense?

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...

If the Giants ever did that, I’d miss it, because when we get behind 5-1, I feel like the outcome is decided. Haven’t been disappointed yet…

by ololo3 on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Tubbo homers.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

AND A FUCKIN PRAYER

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

how much money you think we can throw at andruw jones this off season? he does play center…

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

colletti gave him a two year deal

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s owed almost $20 million next year. WHOO DODGERS!

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh right, thank you ned colletti. i knew you were good for something.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also kept us from signing Juan Pierre to crazy money.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agent Ned FTW! He also signed Schmidt to a 3 year deal. He’s made what like 7 starts in 2 years? LOL. Not to mention the blunders that were Nomar, Pierre, Furcal, and mis managing the development of Kemp, Loney and Billingsley.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least

seventeen dollars

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since the all-star break

We’re averaging 2.85 runs per game – over a span of 20 games, now.

That’s so pathetic I added up the runs score twice because I was sure I must be wrong. Oy.

Worse: you know they’ll blame it on the kids.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

damn you burriss

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Tyler Walker,

eat bleach and die.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants are probably not going to score off of Broxton

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

with roberts leading off, I’d rather see Broxton than Kuo

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definition of probably?

somewhere around 95%?

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TUBBY

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

COMING UP!!!!!

ROBERTS
WINN
BURRISS

crap…

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

You could have saved some time and just wrote crap.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This rule applies to most gameday comments.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

now that is a murderer’s row

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank GOD they took that bum Lewis out of the lineup!

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

a triple woulda sucked right now

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was really hoping we would get to 50 wins before 70 losses...

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Dream on, dreamer.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuckin Brett Butler is leading off, followed by Chili, and Candy. Giants win, and the year is ‘87

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Butler was an Indian in 1987.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just about to say this

Only 862 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Candy will hit a grand salami!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

290

Broxton is HUGE

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate meathead dodger relievers.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Broxton is gassy due to his cashing in on the final days of the MickY-D’s double cheeseburger special

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Broxton is gassy due to his cashing in on the final days of the MickY-D’s double cheeseburger special cuz he’s a fat dodger reliever.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhh thank you

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAVE!

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This guy is having a night.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

who told dave roberts he was a professional hitter?

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddie Lewis just DFA

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Did they sign Bonds?

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay.

Roberts replaces Rowand, who we can now safely DFA

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I AM HONESTLY SHOCKED

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon, Randy

If you hit a homer, I’ll name my firstborn “Dwight”.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll rename mine Dwight

I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.

Only 862 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a lovely name for a girl!

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care what you say about little people

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Roberts, it’s time to steal third and home

Only 862 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

steal anything else but Giant’s money

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALK

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA! BEAT LA! BEAT LA! URRRRIBE!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit huge hole down the LF line.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha Ha Manny.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah yeah yeah YEAH!

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

w00t

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Please make contact, Burriss.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

no way

this is awesome

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

NO GIDP

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP ties the game.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Garge It Duble Penetration, you sound like no fan of integrity

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIDP's are

reserved for Castillo

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toss my Salad Jeff Kent

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Bruce Bochy,

squeeze bunt. go.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

We have a string of banjo bunters comin up

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Have Winn steal 2nd

even if he gets out, Roberts is safe

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Hate to say it, but… this IS the spot where you want a veteran baserunner at 3rd.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

SPEED AND DEFENSE FTW!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

RUSSLOL MARTIN

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

JOHNATHON BROXT0WNED

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BROXTON, YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

YES!

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Their fat reliever is as bad as our fat reliever

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I appreciate the sentiment…

;-)

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAANNNYYYYY

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Plagerism

I beat you on that one by a full minute

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Same old Dodgers, they suck at defense. Its like watching Jose Offerman all over again.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

infield single + RBI?

or fielders choice + error

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FC + RBI + ROE

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by S.F. Giangst on Aug 9, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HARZ

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff Kent you got me off again, over and over, you whore

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

holy sheep shit

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roberts....

POTG????

MURS for President!!!!!!!

by jtoj on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

without a doubt. Correia/Sadler/Wilson tie for 2nd.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow yeah

totally..

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT BROXTON

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by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Just make contact, Ochoa.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

not gonna IBB

to get to our clean up hitter? thats odd

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

come Ochoa, pull a Cody Ransom! Or a Dan Ortmeier! Or a Marvin Benard! YOU CAN DO IT!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

dont tell ochoa

to be cody ransom ever again

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d love a walk off squeeze

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

it increases the balls factor

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smash the punk rock

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

gamer woulda let that hit him

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

He thought about it, and decided you were right

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL! HE BEANED HIM BWAHAHAHAHAHA

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahah

what a douche

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was close

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT BROXTON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Broxton stud closer man!

by BigO on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

irl lol

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by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Second chance for Bengie.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

At least they have a force now. Come on Big Bellied Molina!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Double play op

Bengie

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i’d love a granny to end it. i’m a glutton. i don’t care.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

walkoff HRs are more fun, for sure.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ground ball triple play

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Oakay, Bengie. If you hit it into the outfield, you don’t even have to run.

Only 862 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Grand Slam would be epic here.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

granny here, it’s the game of the last three years.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think Bengie's grounders

are hit hard enough to get through a pulled in infield

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

not always :(

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by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’d prefer Bengie to strike out D:

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by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

nahh

cus then gamer would GiDP

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually it’s Bengie who GIDP and Rowand who strikes out. THat’s the 1-2 punch

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got your wish.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s go, Ben-gie, let’s go.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie

always needs 2 strikes

by BigO on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Say it with me ‘Giants Win’

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WE ARE GOING HOME!!!!!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

giants win

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

STAYING ALIVE

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

How about

TRIPLE STEAL

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

TRIPLE STEAL FOR GREAT JUSTICE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

the gays disapprove of Bengie’s horrible plate discipline too, dude.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

gtfo Bengie :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to fish

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF?

This is what i get for taking a shower??? Holy crap!

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Get back in the shower.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, you got out and bengie went fishin’

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

get back in the friggin shower

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

you all needed my presence.

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should know better than to take showers

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by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

c’mon walk off squeeze

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hank Greenwald just strawberry shortcaked Vin Scully

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Im not even sure I want to know what that means.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinky

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the gamer is gonna come thru

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Fly ball, please.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d love to see a walk off walk.

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by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Or a walk off HBP!

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

a gamer rating of 53 at least

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

A walk is as good as a hit

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by S.F. Giangst on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

need a gamer moment

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:42