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we better score here, because there’s nobody left in our bullpen that can get out the heart of their order

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't get it

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s a Firefly reference.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that the sci fi show that had only one season?

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

less than one

Only 862 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and how does it connect to the giants?

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(It’s not really a Firefly reference)

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STOP REFRENCING SHOWS I DONT WATCH

nerrrdddd (jokes)

but srsly, whedon is 4 teh nrdz

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thirst

for victory

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Omar with the walk off splash hit.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Ethier going to be carrying a bucket of water?

Only 862 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If that happened,

IDK what I’d do, but something CRAZY AND DRAMATIC!

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’d run the streets topless.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm,

I don’t have much to show off..

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don’t either, but it’s cold out so i figure there’s dedication and personal sacrifice involved.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Raddish Houston, WHAT????

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

here comes that Giant Attitude

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon, Bowker

Walk off, baby.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

le big

LeBowker

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LA Nihilists peed on my rug, man.

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bow(ker) to thee

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here comes the strikeout.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck not Kuo. Barry always destroyed him. Hurry sign him and DFA Omar!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At first, I looked at the image above and tthought, “Radish LA?”

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Castillo ends this I will still hate him.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think we’re going to win in this inning.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

in this game you mean

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

time for the walk-off

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Omar is due.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Should have DFA’d him for Bonds. sigh

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

when's the last time castillo got a hit?

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Srsly, how cool would an Omar walk-off be?

other than the fact that it would earn him starter status for the rest of the year

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Four words for you

Three year contract extension

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

any chance of another inning from Wilson?

by BigO on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

u don’t pinch hit Timmy for Omar?

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Castillo since the All-Star Break

.226 / .226 / .290

And that’s not even counting today.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that’s not a bad name for a ska band

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.516 OPS is more Vizquel-like.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm

didn’t see that coming. Not at all

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Omar's power swing

At least it got to the outfield

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 9, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Omar is a HOF BTW, FTW I guess

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess FAIL

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh good, Tyler’s in. This will be over soon.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Omar’s really in a slump. Of course, how could he not be considering he’s been riding the bench? He’s needs more plate appearances if he’s to get himself out of it.

Only 862 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Omar out of the game

yay

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if they don't score

you can bet that Kuo will be back out there in the 10th. 8 freakin’ pitches!

by BigO on Aug 9, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ayep.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gee. I didn’t see that coming.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

anybody surprised?

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not at all

it actually took longer than i was expecting

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait

They let Omar hit and then took him out?

Only 862 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s a great hitter, but you don’t really want to count on his glove in a key situation.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh fuck you Kent.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A 40-year-old not on HGH just went left tank in the Phone Booth.

I am going to blame Walker.

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ballsballsballsballsfuckballs

i fucking hate jeff kent.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES! GO KENT! Sorry I knew that was coming and want Walker gone. Maybe they will get a clue?

Plus we can use another top 5 pick.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We’re already in line for #4.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want Strasburg.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fat worthless piece of shit.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 9, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want Kent to DIE!!!!

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fixed

I want Kent Walker/Bochey/management to DIE!!!!

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t believe I wasted all this time to watch THIS happen.. Yuck.

by sunnyd100 on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can think of 24 guys I'd rather have pitching than Thighler

Including Omar.

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

go home, jerk off, and that's all u gotta do

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pulp Walker

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadler can’t celebrate, but Kent can point all over the place

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think he was looking for Sadler..

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s okay, he doesn’t look at porn.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pull him

now! Or two batters ago!

by BigO on Aug 9, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kruk and Kuip are absolutely full of shit

Blame Sadler for the loss, not Walker

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah kent wouldnt have tried to hit

if sadler didnt do that

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kent regularly kills us

It goes way back before Sadler

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh, what are you talking about?

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Krukow made a comment about how you shouldn’t rouse sleeping dogs, or something similar, re: Sadler’s celebration, just after Kent’s HR.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was Bochy's fault

I think I saw him flip Sadler the game ball.

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadler celebrated in the seventh, and then pitched a scoreless eighth. Why didn’t the Dodgers score then if the celebration was such a big deal?

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i blame barry. he shoulda cold cocked kent before the game started.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice play ochoa.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm.

Dave says that Giants fans are uneasy about Walker.

He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.

by IMbitter on Aug 9, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you know...

i’d agree.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Iron is hard, ice is cold.
Film at 6 and 11.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They may be wary of him.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think "weary" is a better word

He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.

by IMbitter on Aug 9, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

she doesn’t have stress, she’s wearing a dress…

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not for the purpose of this expanding jocular theme, sir.

(Expanding—like Tyler—I get it.)

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 9, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel quite uneasy

at dinner, when he’s between me and the plate of ribs

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's past uneasy...

It’s Mando uneasy.

by ololo3 on Aug 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TOSS MY SALAD

JEFF KENT

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Enough is enough...

Sadler’s reaction wasn’t that frickin’ bad, Kruk’. He pumped his fist. He didn’t point at Manny, then point at his dick and stick his tongue out or something. Get over it.

by ololo3 on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if walker woulda done that

they woulda called him a gamer.. its jst cus sadler is young

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s a funny-ass image. Maybe ‘cause I can’t imagine Walker doing something worth celebrating about.

by ololo3 on Aug 9, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was kinda heartwarming. Like when some of those rooks would go nuts if by a miracle they struck out Barry Bonds.

We forgave them. We understood them.

(But Barry DID often make them pay later.)

;-)

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why am I still watching this?

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cause you’re a Giant’s fan, we love that which we loathe

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Barry’s reaction to this….

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Barry doesnt take your shit

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Barry Bonds = better than you

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two months later

they were in the World Series.

shall I cry again?

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad several bolts of lightning struck the ballpark midway through Game 6 and they were never able to resume the game, huh?

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard it was a flaming meteor of death that obliterated the stadium, the Rally Monkey, and Troy Glaus.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don’t know sadness my friend. My Brother and I were in LA during the World Series. We were staying at his GF’s apartment and her fucking roommates wouldn’t let us watch Game 6 because they were stupid nerds who just HAD to watch Rocky Horror Picture Show for the billionth time. So instead we had to follow it on gamecast and then heard the real horror later in the car on the way to Knotts Scary Farm while driving past the fucking stadium. Talk about horrible memories. :(

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s the worst thing i’ve ever heard. though there’s still a hole in my friend darryl’s wall about the size of my fist that is a constant reminder of Game 6.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Russell Martin is in the driver's seat

I’m out the window

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if russell martin is in the driver's set...

i’m in the back, choking him with the seatbelt.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The old has been never was matchup

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

can I have the piano wire?

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Unbelievable

Rays put up a six spot in the sixth to wipe out a 5-1 defecit. If only we had an offense….

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES! Go Rays! Playoffs baby! They’re offense has really gotten rolling lately with Pena coming back from the DL.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they'll have 70 wins if they pull this one out

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wish we had 70 wins

by the end of the year….

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

offense is overrated

havent you heard about speed and defense?

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow...

If the Giants ever did that, I’d miss it, because when we get behind 5-1, I feel like the outcome is decided. Haven’t been disappointed yet…

by ololo3 on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet Tubbo homers.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AND A FUCKIN PRAYER

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

how much money you think we can throw at andruw jones this off season? he does play center…

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

colletti gave him a two year deal

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s owed almost $20 million next year. WHOO DODGERS!

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh right, thank you ned colletti. i knew you were good for something.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He also kept us from signing Juan Pierre to crazy money.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agent Ned FTW! He also signed Schmidt to a 3 year deal. He’s made what like 7 starts in 2 years? LOL. Not to mention the blunders that were Nomar, Pierre, Furcal, and mis managing the development of Kemp, Loney and Billingsley.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least

seventeen dollars

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since the all-star break

We’re averaging 2.85 runs per game – over a span of 20 games, now.

That’s so pathetic I added up the runs score twice because I was sure I must be wrong. Oy.

Worse: you know they’ll blame it on the kids.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn you burriss

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Tyler Walker,

eat bleach and die.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Giants are probably not going to score off of Broxton

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

with roberts leading off, I’d rather see Broxton than Kuo

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Definition of probably?

somewhere around 95%?

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL TUBBY

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

COMING UP!!!!!

ROBERTS
WINN
BURRISS

crap…

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You could have saved some time and just wrote crap.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This rule applies to most gameday comments.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

now that is a murderer’s row

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank GOD they took that bum Lewis out of the lineup!

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

a triple woulda sucked right now

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was really hoping we would get to 50 wins before 70 losses...

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dream on, dreamer.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuckin Brett Butler is leading off, followed by Chili, and Candy. Giants win, and the year is ‘87

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Butler was an Indian in 1987.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was just about to say this

Only 862 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Candy will hit a grand salami!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

290

Broxton is HUGE

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i hate meathead dodger relievers.

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Broxton is gassy due to his cashing in on the final days of the MickY-D’s double cheeseburger special

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Broxton is gassy due to his cashing in on the final days of the MickY-D’s double cheeseburger special cuz he’s a fat dodger reliever.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uhh thank you

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAVE!

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This guy is having a night.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

who told dave roberts he was a professional hitter?

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Freddie Lewis just DFA

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did they sign Bonds?

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doc is on fire

I Hate Baron Davis

by Tchli on Aug 9, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay.

Roberts replaces Rowand, who we can now safely DFA

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I AM HONESTLY SHOCKED

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon, Randy

If you hit a homer, I’ll name my firstborn “Dwight”.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll rename mine Dwight

I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.

Only 862 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a lovely name for a girl!

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t care what you say about little people

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Roberts, it’s time to steal third and home

Only 862 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

steal anything else but Giant’s money

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do not leave it up to Burriss, Randy

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BALK

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BEAT LA! BEAT LA! BEAT LA! URRRRIBE!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit huge hole down the LF line.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RANDY WINN FTW!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha Ha Manny.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah yeah yeah YEAH!

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ll take it

by BigO on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Randy Winner!

I Hate Baron Davis

by Tchli on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

w00t

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please make contact, Burriss.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no way

this is awesome

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YAY

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NO GIDP

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GIDP ties the game.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Garge It Duble Penetration, you sound like no fan of integrity

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GIDP's are

reserved for Castillo

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Toss my Salad Jeff Kent

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Manny is DUE!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Bruce Bochy,

squeeze bunt. go.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We have a string of banjo bunters comin up

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Have Winn steal 2nd

even if he gets out, Roberts is safe

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good take Manny.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hate to say it, but… this IS the spot where you want a veteran baserunner at 3rd.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 9, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOLGERS

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SPEED AND DEFENSE FTW!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RUSSLOL MARTIN

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JOHNATHON BROXT0WNED

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BROXTON, YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

YES!

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Their fat reliever is as bad as our fat reliever

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I appreciate the sentiment…

;-)

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MAANNNYYYYY

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Their Fatty

is worse than Our Fatty

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Plagerism

I beat you on that one by a full minute

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Same old Dodgers, they suck at defense. Its like watching Jose Offerman all over again.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

infield single + RBI?

or fielders choice + error

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FC + RBI + ROE

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 9, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HARZ

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Kent you got me off again, over and over, you whore

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BEAT LA

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or

EAT BEETS!

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy sheep shit

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roberts....

POTG????

MURS for President!!!!!!!

by jtoj on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

without a doubt. Correia/Sadler/Wilson tie for 2nd.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow yeah

totally..

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT BROXTON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just make contact, Ochoa.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not gonna IBB

to get to our clean up hitter? thats odd

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

come Ochoa, pull a Cody Ransom! Or a Dan Ortmeier! Or a Marvin Benard! YOU CAN DO IT!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dont tell ochoa

to be cody ransom ever again

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

come on

walk off squeeze

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i’d love a walk off squeeze

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it increases the balls factor

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smash the punk rock

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gamer woulda let that hit him

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He thought about it, and decided you were right

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL! HE BEANED HIM BWAHAHAHAHAHA

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahah

what a douche

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was close

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT BROXTON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAMER

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL Broxton stud closer man!

by BigO on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

irl lol

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by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Second chance for Bengie.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least they have a force now. Come on Big Bellied Molina!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Warning:

Funky, when cold

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Double play op

Bengie

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i’d love a granny to end it. i’m a glutton. i don’t care.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

walkoff HRs are more fun, for sure.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

um

no triple plays

by BigO on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ground ball triple play

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oakay, Bengie. If you hit it into the outfield, you don’t even have to run.

Only 862 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Grand Slam would be epic here.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

granny here, it’s the game of the last three years.

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think Bengie's grounders

are hit hard enough to get through a pulled in infield

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not always :(

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by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I’d prefer Bengie to strike out D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nahh

cus then gamer would GiDP

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by Azmanz on Aug 9, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Usually it’s Bengie who GIDP and Rowand who strikes out. THat’s the 1-2 punch

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You got your wish.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Triple Play FTMFL

I Hate Baron Davis

by Tchli on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let’s go, Ben-gie, let’s go.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie

always needs 2 strikes

by BigO on Aug 9, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Say it with me ‘Giants Win’

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WE ARE GOING HOME!!!!!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

giants win

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STAYING ALIVE

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How about

TRIPLE STEAL

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TRIPLE STEAL FOR GREAT JUSTICE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the gays disapprove of Bengie’s horrible plate discipline too, dude.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im sure they do.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gtfo Bengie :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to fish

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

This is what i get for taking a shower??? Holy crap!

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get back in the shower.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, you got out and bengie went fishin’

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

get back in the friggin shower

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

you all needed my presence.

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should know better than to take showers

Only 862 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

c’mon walk off squeeze

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMN

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hank Greenwald just strawberry shortcaked Vin Scully

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Im not even sure I want to know what that means.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinky

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the gamer is gonna come thru

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Big Money no longer

I Hate Baron Davis

by Tchli on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fly ball, please.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’d love to see a walk off walk.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or a walk off HBP!

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mad gamerness

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a gamer rating of 53 at least

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A walk is as good as a hit

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

need a gamer moment

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by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shit

that was the pitch

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rowand on the river?

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We did this one before, but it’s still great.

Got a good job in the City

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had a quip, but you’re super hot, ‘and way too knowledgeable for a schmuck like me.’

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just hit it to Manny in LF. Game over.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rowand is going deep

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Was that it?

He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.

by IMbitter on Aug 9, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAMER!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOYAH

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by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Walker got the win.

MURS for President!!!!!!!

by jtoj on Aug 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good enough

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by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAAAAMEEEEERRR

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahaha SUCK IT KENT YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Game!

I Hate Baron Davis

by Tchli on Aug 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huzzah!

Only 862 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EAT SHIT KENT!!!!!!! HA! I LOVE YOU BUT I HATE YOU! BWAHAHAHA!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GREAT SCOTT

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Also, Tyler Walker gets the win.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i can live with that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SCOTT THE HERO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hell yeah!!!

Glad I stuck around for this one. What a great game.

by ololo3 on Aug 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope Kent is not offended by this celebration

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck you jeff kent

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Broxton eats my ass. NOOOO FAAAIIILLL

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SWEET BABY JEEBUS

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 9, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SCOTT FTW!!!

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and just one more...

FUCK YOU JEFF KENT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 9, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

++++

fuck kent

(he was</> great in the orange and black though)

Until the wheels fall off. Unless this is what it looks like with them on.

by periqueblend on Aug 9, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL at

Kent
Broxton
Jones
Dodgers
Giants Celebration

It’s ALL good

48-66

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s hilarious whenever they celebrate a walkoff. WE WIN WE WIN YAY WE’RE GOING TO CHUCK E CHEESE

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

break out the capri suns and orange wedges! we won!

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAH!!!!!!

SUCK IT KENT! They can’t show his effing “WTF?” face enough.

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Too many fatties factored into this win

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i think just enough fatties factored into this win.

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fatties for the win

by timmeh on Aug 9, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never too many fatties.

by ololo3 on Aug 9, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol happy fatties :D

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by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Barry Bonds FTW! Kevin Mitchell and Willie Mays too!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 9, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and now we are free to dance.

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let me get this straight

if Kent homered because he was mad at Sadler, did we score these two runs because of the way Kent pointed when he went around the bases??

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

You’ve just been put in charge of the scouting department

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think i can answer that…FUCK JEFF KENT

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let it go, dude.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK JEFF KENT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 9, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on and dance

Barry leading the Conga Line through Acme Chop House

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was fun!

I turned it off after the Kent homer, and turned it on 2 minutes before the gamer win! YAY!’

F U LA

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Perfect Day=Barry talking shit about the Dodgers, Fred Lewis comes up big, Dodgers fail, Giants win.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously. Best day of the year, in Giants terms.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spoiler Alert

The Giants are spoilers.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 9, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

9 Games out!

Contenders!

At least contenders for however long the D-Backs keep getting pounded by the Braves.

49-66

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 9, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jenna Jameson goes to a lot of D-Backs games. so the poundings will continue my friend

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

isn’t she pregnant?

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FP still has his jersey on

saddest moment of the evening?

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Aug 9, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s not ready to let go

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe I'm behind on something

Why exactly does everyone hate F.P. again?

by ololo3 on Aug 9, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He made the mistake of talking too much

which, of course, he was hired to do

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh...

I always liked him. He seemed like he was jacked up on coke every time. I was hilarious.

by ololo3 on Aug 9, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he’s okay. tries hard. maybe too hard.

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE PLAYED BASEBALL

DID YOU KNOW HE PLAYED BASEBALL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Annoying

self-aggrandizing

annoying

former Dodger

annoying

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 9, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When the Giants didn't resign him

he made some snide comment about getting what you pay for because the Giants went younger with their bench instead of resigning his sorry ass.

Of course, he proceeded to hit .197 for the Dodgers that year and the A’s the year after that. Karma’s a bitch.

by jc2125 on Aug 10, 2008 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amy looks like she can

take her bearskin coat

and be a 49er sideline girl

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We’d all probably benefit if she made that career change.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're welcome, Arizona!

You can thank us by running the table the rest of the season and not letting the Dodgers sniff the playoffs

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 9, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The sorry and lifeless soccer moms would thank you, if they knew what the fuck standings were

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kevin Mitchell

sits like a wooden San Diego gang member

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tommorow....

Series win… Oh wait…. Cain….

/sarcasm

Until the wheels fall off. Unless this is what it looks like with them on.

by periqueblend on Aug 9, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh, can we just forfeit?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you need to work on those mothering skills

by timmeh on Aug 9, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

tough love

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

only in non-gameday threads

You want to go make a Matt Cain sucks fanpost and I’ll lol defensive it up all over the place :)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cainer is currently in great form

gains momentum through the season

currently looking like a locomotive

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck

Dodger forums

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

unfucking believable!!!
had i known this shit was going to happen i wouldve just watched the gay olympics.
fuck Rowand im glad that stupid faggot isnt on our team. With his retarded facial expressions, dumbfuck batting stance, and stupid facial hair. He can go fuck himself.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 9, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good to see that Dodgers fans are as intelligent as I would expect

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the gay olympics were on?

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 9, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only on pay per view.

by ololo3 on Aug 9, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i Loooove

the gay olympics!

Until the wheels fall off. Unless this is what it looks like with them on.

by periqueblend on Aug 9, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MS13

doesn’t understand that we are a free and democratic society yet

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Dodger fan is complaining about stupid facial hair? I guess he’s too young to remember Piazza.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or Gagne.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 9, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DUCK THE FODGERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Namen my Migga

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can they say more than 2 sentences without swearing?

Srsly, there is NO humor there. god I love this site

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was actually pretty funny. I thought LA fans were mellow??

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the Broxton’s tits line made me laugh

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck this fucking fat cocksucking gay motherfucker. FUCK!!!!

by ololo3 on Aug 9, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haw haw

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 9, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh, I feel dirty clicking that link.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

See? F.P. Finally got the answer out of K. Mitchell

Says he caught that ball barehanded because he used to do it with whiffle balls.

Good stuff.

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lamar was such a San Fran treat

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Barry pwns this town

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kevin Mitchell and Barry Bonds could probably outhit our current middle of the order

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

probably?!?!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 9, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was being nice

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finally got this new comp set up. Man, this page loads in 1 sec now. Awesome. Stupid Vista; Are you sure? Huh? eh? eh eh? Final Answer?

by giants9107 on Aug 9, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Papa with the newsflash that Barry still wants to play

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's solid.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 9, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's always bringing insight to the broadcast

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EARTH ROUND!
FAVRE TRADED!
FIRE HOT!

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Broxton wants more pepperonis on that pie

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHA BROXTON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE'S FAT!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 9, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

post-emptive LOL johnathon broxton

That said, I had him in mlb 08 and he wuz good in that game….

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Listened to the last couple innings on the radio

And it’s official: JT Snow is the worst color man in the game.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 9, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you obviously

didn’t hear the games last year where Bip did color commentary

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol, I remember when he was playing my friends and I kept saying “he should become a broadcaster when he retires.”

by ololo3 on Aug 9, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well sure

if you compare him to Miller. But compared to the asshats on MLB gameday, I’ll take Snow (and his splash hits) over most people.

Until the wheels fall off. Unless this is what it looks like with them on.

by periqueblend on Aug 9, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Miller doesn't usually do color

He does play by play.

Anyway, I defy anyone to listen to JT do color commentary for 9 innings and then tell me he’s qualified to do the job.

“SO basically… [5-second pause] ... what he needs to do here is ….[painfully obvious observation, 8-second lull] ... [Flem pokes him with a stick] ... is get on base any way he can.”

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 9, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JT is pretty bad but I still have nightmares about the one game last year where Bip did color commentary. It was horrible.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought Albert Belle was the worst colored guy?

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL Flem’s wearing a pink sweater

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Greg and FP

An ad agency segment for Bonds

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kuip: How the heck did they win that game?

Exactly.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does Kuip have his microphone in one of those big orange fist things??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes he does. I love them.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love them all.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Kuip’s popcorn lol.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My dad said he was scratching the inside of his nose with his glasses. oh Kuip.

OTAC

(one true announcing crew)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They sound drunk off their asses.

by ololo3 on Aug 9, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They were passing Kruk’s flask around.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They follow in Harry Caray’s footsteps

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha, I missed it during the game, but that celebration was pretty over the top. I don’t have a problem with celebrating strikeouts, but that was ridiculous

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That rug (broxton) tied the whole room together

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Flem: this game "Takes the Cake"

That fancy Stanford vocabulary made Kuiper roll his eyes

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ys

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 9, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't get it

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 9, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think so.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 9, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw, crap. I gave up on the game after the Dodgers took the lead and went out to walk the dog. Oops.

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Those bastard Dodgers

they get the lead, and smugly go out and walk the dog…

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s okay, dude, we only won because you went to walk the dog.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shut up Flem

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JT Snow on Aaron Rowand: “He was hot.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JT is on something

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 9, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JT is totally baked

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 9, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JT, when he tells a story ---

to….many….dramatic pauses.

or, maybe "I foget what I was going to say" pauses.

by Moggeee on Aug 9, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my God. (takes off glasses)

JT SNOW IS THE BIG LEBOWKER

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 9, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you really think a stoner would field that way. Although Doc Ellis, would object

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s cause he goes to AZ, and I, as well as my 5 minor league buddies put him in that state

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FTW Broxton aka Chubbs

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Getting back from the Park

- Long live Bonds. Sign him for free since he’s NOT RETIRED.

- F%ck Tyler Walker even if you got the win.

- F%ck Jeff Kent for being a douche nozzle.

- F%CK LA and their dumb f*ck fans

Be back for more fun tomorrow. Stop by and say HI. I’m the guy who looks like Gino Espinelli.

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 9, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK JEFF KENT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

c’mon man, Jeff Kent eats the corn and peanuts out of my ass, good man there

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think

you’ve accurately expressed how Jeff kent makes you feel. Could you clarify?

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about

Wash my truck bitch!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 9, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

as clean as jose offerman fielded ground balls

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by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we missed your pics

but glad you got to see an amazing win!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 9, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some fat Dodger chick sat next to us the whole game

Tempted to donkey punch her.

But AA Row finally got her to STFU.

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 9, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fat Dodger chick

redundant

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 9, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“that’s my mom buddy” says a lopsided dodger’s closer

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So who has bigger tits?

Broxton or Andruw Jones?

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 9, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

question is

who has better tits?

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kuip: “Two kids who just throw the snot out of the ball.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I drank Dave's milkshake

I DRANK IT UP

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 9, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

>:{D

.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those kids

took a nasty shit

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Base balls haven’t been made of snot since dickety-four

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 9, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m surprised nobody mentioned the above-linked Doder gameday thread includes a guy telling Broxton to “get ‘er done.”

by jcb9 on Aug 9, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...he’s gonna eat all three fuckin pies ladies and germs

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 9, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dodgers

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 9, 2008 10:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

INVIZBL PLAE @ DA PLAYT!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 9, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

from the game thread at the Dodger site
If anyone wants to post caturday pictures to erase the memory of this game forever, you have my blessing.

I’m almost tempted to register an acct just to post this

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 9, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do

send the rivalry over sb nation

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Aug 9, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are

2 comments on true blue la’s gameday thread. TWO! For the whole game!

by bondslegend on Aug 9, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol dodger fans suck

by CB30 on Aug 9, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This will make it 3

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 9, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing against Flem, but this would’ve been the perfect game for Jon Miller to call. Giants outfielder reunion, Bonds returns, Dodgers, dramatic finish… Curse you for taking him away from us, ESPN!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 9, 2008 10:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Roberts May Be A Bust, But...

The man has a ton of class. I’d like to see him manage the Giants someday. I hope the kids watched and learned something from him tonight. This was one of my favorite games of the year.

by DoomeroUno on Aug 10, 2008 12:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

Winn and Roberts are two of the game’s classiest guys, and it’s sad that I want the Giants to get rid of them.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 10, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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