Haiku: Dodgers Edition
by Grant on Aug 8, 2008 12:19 PM PDT
151 comments
It's been close to three years since one of these things? Wow. For someone as dedicated to mailing it in as I am, I've neglected the haiku post for far too long.
Fire Joe Morgan?
Perhaps, but never forget
1982
Kent and Piazza
Mustache war. Bloody. Epic.
Follicle of man
Chan Ho Park good now?
Zito for A's in six years:
Forty-seven saves
*Rake* *Dumb comment* *Rake*
*Dumb Comment* *Rake* *Lazy jog*
Left field: Your turn
Slow Eddie Murray
Right back to Beck: 1-2-3
Brian Johnson time
Godless Mueller thieves
This aggression will not stand
(You can keep Conte)
I hate the Dodgers
Bumgarner Merkin Bocock
I hate the Dodgers
Your turn. Five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables, in case you were wondering. And don't forget to keep it Dodgers-related.
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First! First! First! First! First!
First! First! First! First! First! First! First!
First! Dodgers suck! First!
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Aug 8, 2008 12:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you gotta keep it, ya know, related and stuff
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Aug 8, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think ... that's cheating!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 8, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah it needs to be relevant. Replace first with suck and I think he’s got it.
by timmeh on Aug 8, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim is enchanting
Matt Cain third starter at best
Sanchez is dirty
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
by SF Pete on Aug 8, 2008 12:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
somehow I missed the dodger part.
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
by SF Pete on Aug 8, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
manny ramirez
is on my fantasy team
does that make me gay?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 8, 2008 12:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ramirez in blue.
3 weeks until Kent goes ape.
Match made in heaven.
Hector Sanchez: really getting tired of playing baseball in foreign countries...
by tedfordfan on Aug 8, 2008 12:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+ ROFL Cat
Angel Villalona: Waiting for fastballs since '07.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 8, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He doesn’t watch porn
He likes to wash his truck
Yes, he’s a Dodger
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 8, 2008 12:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eat The Dirt Fat Man
Slow Rolling Mountain of Flesh
Fall Lasorda Fall
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2008 12:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
this is quite lovely
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 8, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, and it incorporates nature
...part of the best haikus
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Aug 8, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s 75!...
Days till Kent punches Manny
Kent beaming Manny
by cheno on Aug 8, 2008 12:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dodgers suck. Dodgers
Suck. Dodgers suck. Dodgers suck.
Dodgers suck. Dodgers.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 8, 2008 12:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Manny in left field
Will Dave Roberts play in left too?
Worst defense ever? Yes
Angel Villalona: Waiting for fastballs since '07.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 8, 2008 12:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
agent coletti
giant trojan masterplan
bums don’t recognize
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 8, 2008 12:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Farmer John Hot Dogs
They will rot your intestines
You’ll wish you were dead
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2008 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Dodgers wear blue
The same color of despair
Pure evil in cleats.
by xanthan on Aug 8, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Coming this weekend
chant beat la beat la
pull mannys dreadlocks
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 8, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was not aware
That “field” had 2 syllables
I stand corrected
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 8, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
more meta-haiku
how can anyone
express true dodger hatred
in five syllables?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 8, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Often, paradox
Leads you to ultimate truth
Wax on, Macchio
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 8, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
interesting view
do you have a newsletter
i can subscribe to?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 8, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sunday should be great
“Suck it, Russell Martin!” will
boom throughout my house
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 8, 2008 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brad Penny pitching
No ball will leave the infield
Burriss walks… steals… Win!
Angel Villalona: Waiting for fastballs since '07.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 8, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zito on the hill
Blue clad Manny at the plate
I am very scared
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Aug 8, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just a bad Penny
Keeps on coming back to you
Zito should buzz him
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 8, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please pass the beachball
Time is most precious for sure
Seventh inning, bye.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Viscious demons rip
Off angel wings when Bums score…
Why, God, why let it?
Hector Sanchez: really getting tired of playing baseball in foreign countries...
by tedfordfan on Aug 8, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Kent’s facial hair
Frottaged me on the MUNI
There should be a law
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 8, 2008 12:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aces
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Kent cuts the cheese
but in soviet russia
cheese cuts….nevermind
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 8, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
win
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 8, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kent Porn Stash and all
Music Plays Back round Waaaa Waaaa
Enter Manny Now
GIVE SCOTT McCLAIN A SHOT!!!!!
by HarshInFresno on Aug 8, 2008 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kevin, Cain, Sanchez
I wish Tim was gonna pitch
He’d step on their throats
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 8, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go to the park late
always leave the game early
LA fans sux0r
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala
by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here comes Juan Pierre
Forty four million, five years
Sabean is bummed
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andrew Jones is fat
Sabean almost bought in
McCovern applauds
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 8, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Green Monster here
to cover for poor defense.
Where will Manny pee?
VAE PVTO DEVS FIO
by Bhaakon on Aug 8, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Timmy Doesn’t Pitch
Zito Correia Cain do
lucky to take one
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 8, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Douchebag facial hair
Kent’s pornstache, Martin’s sideburns
You all look stupid
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yes
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 8, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hitler, Stalin, Pot
They were all evil men, but
Kent’s mustache is worse
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 8, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zito throws today
Manny being manny-gay
Pain in our future
by bondslegend on Aug 8, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pierre over pay
Manny Yankee next year sure
Colletti got job?
GIVE SCOTT McCLAIN A SHOT!!!!!
by HarshInFresno on Aug 8, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Orel Weaver Cey
Mike Marshall the outfielder
do not like dem Bums
by Goat on Aug 8, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
over-priced left field
sabean salivating
i don’t like this team
by bondslegend on Aug 8, 2008 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We want you stupid
We loathe creativity
City of Angels
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bill Plaschke loves ned today
Pierre, jones, blake- they’re all okay!
He knows nothing of stats, they’re all for the twats
the dude is fucking insane.
oops, did i screw it up?
by bondslegend on Aug 8, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You are no cowboy
No, you are from Bellflower
French Vanilla – yum!
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BVCE presents Fatties: An Abstract
Jones Penny Broxton
Line up at the suck buffet
Dodgers ate it all
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hear hear!
Like a lesbian couple that's just a little too angry, I'm still waiting for my chance at adoption.
by dangjackson on Aug 8, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to hell for laughing at that. But I’ll see you all there.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Manny, It’s your turn
With Alissa Milano
“Not after Zito!”
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lmao.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 8, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ewwwwwwwwwwww
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marichal feels bad
For punking John Roseboro
I have no regrets
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 8, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Syllable limit,
(seventy-five seven five)
damn you (seven five)!!!
VAE PVTO DEVS FIO
by Bhaakon on Aug 8, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There once was a man named Kent
His services, we would never rent
He ran into Manny
They went Kablamey!
And now the pornstache is bent.
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 8, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This might be the best one yet.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suck at limericks/haikus
well done
by bondslegend on Aug 8, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When a haiku thread produces a limerick
it’s all over.
VAE PVTO DEVS FIO
by Bhaakon on Aug 8, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
random poetry structures FTW!
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 8, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
QUICK WE NEED A SESTINA!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 8, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn. I have been working on a sonnet. Oh well. Another time.
Perhaps.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 8, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sid Bream’s upper lip
Frenches Kent’s flavor-saver
Tom Niedenfuer
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 8, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we all need to see therapists about mustache-related trauma.
by Grant on Aug 8, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zito and Penny…
Zito = lower ERA?!
what in the world..
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 8, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Show me on the doll
Where the bad mustache touched you
Lifelong therapy
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 8, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that is disturbing
i am now scarred for life, dude
i hate facial hair
by bondslegend on Aug 8, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we are friends!
we are laughing!
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 8, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The mustache killer?
Jeff has airtight alibi
Was washing his truck
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Life is never fair
Dodger runs and angel tears
Feathers everywhere
Adoptive father of howtheyscored. The beatings will begin momentarily.
by Goofus on Aug 8, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Note in the clubhouse:
Pedro Guerrero can’t read
Draw him a picture
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 8, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sign of the times
Stick figure drawing
Can no longer find large head
Barry is white now
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In Chavez Ravine
Millions to Schmidt, Jones, Pierre;
Thank you, Agent Ned
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 8, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kent, Manny, Martin
Kemp, Loney, and Rafael
Brad, Juan and Jones: SUCK!
Only 863 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 8, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Schmidt, Ethier, Lowe
Casey, Angel, Ozuna
Sweeney and Chad: SUCK!
Only 863 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 8, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johnson, Kershaw, Wade
Kuroda, Ardoin, Park
Toncoso, Young: SUCK!
Only 863 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 8, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Garciaparra
Takashi, Tony, Broxton
Beimel, Bennett: SUCK!
Only 863 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 8, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Koufax, Drysdale
Stengel, Durocher, Alston
and Lasorda: SUCK!
Only 863 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 8, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Orel Hershiser
I don’t care if he was here
He still really sucks
Only 863 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 8, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thehavenot , it seems
Is bent on establishing
That all Dodgers SUCK!
Arizona thinks we're Washington which thinks we're Arizona.
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lineup all the Bums
Let the teabagging begin!
Moral victory…
by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 8, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get your shots soon
For your faucet will drip
Painful to touch scum thus
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 8, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate the dodgers
Los Angeles is teh suck
No me gusta stache
by CB30 on Aug 8, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
E-4
It’s really quite sad
Though given so much in life
Sax threw it away
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 8, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Obscure pitcher comes
dominates our SF Giants
Jason Johnson, huh?
Only 863 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 8, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Penny pitching bad
he will hold Giants to 1
God damn it to hell
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 8, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm..
I thought “fire” was just one syllable. I suppose it can be two: fi-er. Oh well. Here’s mine:
Two thousand and eight
The Olympics have arrived
But the Giants suck.
by ololo3 on Aug 8, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Quick hook for Depo,
but Ned still bungling strong.
Plaschke runs the team.
VAE PVTO DEVS FIO
by Bhaakon on Aug 8, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In kung fu battle
The Enchanter beats Kershaw
Russell Martin sucks
by CB30 on Aug 8, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Manny rocks dreadlocks
Andruw Jones getting fatter
Al Campanis weeps
by Ed Jew on Aug 8, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know what they say
But it does snow in SoCal
Just go ask Steve Howe
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 8, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
[Applause]
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 8, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wake up Joe Torre
On September Twenty Nine
Flag flies in Phoenix
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dimestore Cowboy Kent!
Washing Truck? Yeah, what bullshit.
Crap range at second.
by out machine on Aug 8, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No one ever said
“Piazza gay”, in L.A.
Homophobe New York
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dodgers, Giants, Yanks
Centerfielder discussion
Duke, 3rd best AT BEST!
Only 863 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 8, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Strong to quite strong
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 8, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another Duke Snider one
Duke Snider, real name:
Um…Edwin Donald Snider?
HA HA HA HA HA
Only 863 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 8, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice!
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Demons and evil
Weren’t Satan’s worst creations,
Tommy Lasorda
by hammystyle on Aug 8, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I beg to differ
Lasorda not a demon?
Lasagna Demon
Only 863 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 8, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LASAGNA DEMON!!!!
i’m dyin
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 8, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
golf clap..many a littel louder then that.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 8, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What’s the matter with?
(insert dodger outfielder)
we all know this one…
by moonman on Aug 8, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
way to go, brisbee
now just about everything
sounding like haiku
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 8, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dodgers former name
in the nineteenth century:
The Bridegrooms? I laugh
Only 863 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 8, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tears well in my eyes
The Shot Heard ‘Round The World
Yeah, suck on it, Bums
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG, Manny
Used to be on the Red Sox!
Yeah, ESPN
Giants and Dodgers:
OH I CAN HAZ RIVALRY,
WORLD WIDE LEADER?
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
slightly OT...
I hate them Dodgers…
But how ‘bout that John Edwards?
You gots to get down!
by Ed Jew on Aug 8, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess it’s related since the Dodgers suck and apparently Rielle Hunter does too!
Adoptive father of howtheyscored. The beatings will begin momentarily.
by Goofus on Aug 8, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Aug 9, 2008 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aren’t haikus supposed to contain some reference to a season, though? It’s been a while since I was learned in the way of haikus, but I think that’s right.
UR ALL DOIN IT RONG!
Or in baseball haikus, is the seasonal reference replaced by the dodgers suck reference?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 8, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dog days of summer
Tommy Lasorda still fat
Foggy in SF
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
by SF Pete on Aug 8, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Season required?
Wikipedia says no
It has to be true
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s how the haikulaid drinkers want you to think.
Seasonal references are traditional, but this is New Style.
by Grant on Aug 8, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Haikulaid" --
Nice one.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't tear down others
Just because you can’t do one yourself.
Only 863 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 8, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correction:
Just because I don’t wanna.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 8, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you say
Only 863 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 8, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bums will always lose
If you want to see “true blue”
Watch Baseball Boogie
Here's to Kemp, Loney, LaRoche, Hu, and Kershaw not panning out.
by Woody Wins on Aug 8, 2008 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I call it Pac Bell
It’s not AT&T Park
It is Pac Bell Park
Win, Barry Zito
Keep your streak going tonight
Pitch like your last start
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 8, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(sorry for the putdown, had to add it to get to 5)
No way, not ever
In my head it will always
be Mays Field, beyatch!
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 8, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Darren Dreifort called
“Zito, you’re working too hard”
Fifty-five million
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 8, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got free tickets
to watch Zito try to pitch
and chant beat L A
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 8, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you got it wrong
Just got free tickets
to watch Zito try to pitch
and chant beat L A
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 8, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big deal, LA fans
Had Fernando-mania
But so did ABBA
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 8, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Not what I ordered,
Indian restaurateur:
This is Omar Daal
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 8, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Vladimir swings foul
His bat splintered by Stanton
Lasorda ass up
by txgiant on Aug 8, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vic Davalillo
Manny Mota and Sweeney
Pinch hitters my ass
by Goat on Aug 8, 2008 3:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Barry and Willie
Both would be the best Dodger
Too bad. They’re Giants
Only 863 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 8, 2008 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haipoo
Taught my son to call
his poops “Dodgers.” Wait ‘til he
discerns both joke and truth.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 8, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damn. Last line too long. Change to:
sees both joke and truth.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 8, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Secret agent Ned
Our present to the Dodgers
We take Logan White
I got one word for you: "youneverknow"
by senorvegas on Aug 8, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Olympics tonight
49ers or Giants?
Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer
by ACgiant97 on Aug 8, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sin City has hotties!
(Also , the Dodger minors.)
Sick contradiction.
Arizona thinks we're Washington which thinks we're Arizona.
by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Kent’s facial hair
Stuck like rancid superglue
To his truck’s tailpipe
Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.
by tk on Aug 8, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Autumn approaches
Giants out of contention
Let’s see the kids play
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Aug 9, 2008 4:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Soul of pure blackness
A smell like rotting corpses
Must be the Dodgers
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 10, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweeney for Denker?
Agent Ned you complete me
Now let’s steal Kershaw
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 10, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bless you.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This thread is old now.
I am writing a haiku.
Dodgers Suck. Autumn.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 11:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Steve Sax breaks ankle
and things like that cause laughter
and hate together
by chacabuco on Aug 11, 2008 9:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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