Weekend Predictions

Interesting prediction…I can agree with you somewhat. I think Friday’s game will be interesting to watch…Penny having not pitched since June and Zito with hoping to carry his momentum.

I would have to disagree with the Saturday prediction though…if you remember, the last Dodger series had a Corriea v. Kuroda match up, Correia ended up winning. They both are coming off of decent starts, so it should be interesting to see who wins. I would say Correia wins this one though, we had Kuroda figured out—if you remember that game, all 7 runs came off of hits.

I think Sunday will be a good game but Billingsley shut us out last time, so we need to spark some offense this time.

by Scronjsn on Aug 7, 2008 10:27 PM PDT 0 recs

yeahhh correia better win!

I’m going to saturday’s game… =/ 3-0 this season! BEAT LA!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 8, 2008 8:38 AM PDT up 0 recs

The Giants will have the single greatest series that any team has ever had, and I will miss it because I am out of town.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 7, 2008 10:28 PM PDT 0 recs

LOL,

SWEEP!

by giants9107 on Aug 7, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up 0 recs

ManRam pees on the Chevron cars

Andruw Jones challenges Tyler Walker to a pancake-eating contest—and WINS

Jeff Kent gets knocked the FUCK out by Tim the Enchanter during a bench-clearing brawl

Nomar tears his ACL getting off the plane

Russell Martin pisses me off and I throw my shoe through the TV

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 7, 2008 10:34 PM PDT 0 recs

and the shoe hits Martin and breaks 2 ribs

by boonitez on Aug 7, 2008 11:47 PM PDT up 0 recs

if you could guarantee this would happen, i would be willing to sacrifice my big-ass TV.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 7, 2008 11:52 PM PDT up 0 recs

it's not a big ass TV

if you stop watching big ass porn

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 8, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up 0 recs

I would weep with joy if Tim slugged Kent in his stupid ugly hick jaw.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2008 6:53 AM PDT up 0 recs

World's Fakest Hick

I couldn’t agree more that Kent has a stupid ugly hick jaw. Too bad he’s from Bellflower. He wins the award for biggest wannabe hick ever. Runner up: Trevor Hoffman, also from the LA suburb of Bellflower. What’s with that town?

Here's to Kemp, Loney, LaRoche, Hu, and Kershaw not panning out.

by Woody Wins on Aug 8, 2008 8:23 AM PDT up 0 recs

I don’t know but I laugh at them.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2008 8:30 AM PDT up 0 recs

have you been to Bellflower?

:shudder:

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 8, 2008 8:37 AM PDT up 0 recs

Jeff Kent gets knocked the FUCK out by Tim the Enchanter during a bench-clearing brawl

LOL. nooo timmy, don’t hurt your throwing arm ;) kick him instead.. then walk all over him on your hands.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 8, 2008 8:39 AM PDT up 0 recs

Left-hook then

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 8, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up 0 recs

Drop kick to the chest?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up 0 recs

no

drop kick to the nuts

by boonitez on Aug 8, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up 0 recs

no

Drop kick to the porn-stache

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 8, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up 0 recs

All excellent responses.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up 0 recs

okay, okay

how bout we just make everybody happy and do all three?

by boonitez on Aug 8, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up 0 recs

Manny hits a home run off of Zito in his first AB against him but a costly error by him (he dives into the Chevron cars on a shallow popup) allows the Giants to score two runs.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 7, 2008 10:39 PM PDT 0 recs

close

he tries to open the driver’s side door, wondering why those cars have eyes on the front!

STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 8, 2008 8:17 AM PDT up 0 recs

All I would really like to happen is for Matt to beat Billingsley, but it’s probably the thing that’s least likely to happen. :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 7, 2008 10:46 PM PDT 0 recs

I'd be content with Billingsley just not getting the win

and Matt not getting the loss

by boonitez on Aug 7, 2008 11:48 PM PDT up 0 recs

Kevin finished strong last year.

Hope for a repeat.

Arizona thinks we're Washington which thinks we're Arizona.

by victor frankenstein on Aug 8, 2008 2:49 AM PDT 0 recs

Ride high you mighty Mustangs.

Angel Villalona: Waiting for fastballs since '07.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 8, 2008 8:22 AM PDT up 0 recs

Kick the frost out, burn the breese.

Here's to Kemp, Loney, LaRoche, Hu, and Kershaw not panning out.

by Woody Wins on Aug 8, 2008 8:24 AM PDT up 0 recs

The teams split on Friday and Saturday, and the Giants win on Sunday when just called up Pablo Sandoval hits a pinch hit walk off homerun into McCovey Cove off of Jonathan Broxton, who then actually starts to cry on the mound and heave up massive amounts of garlic fries.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2008 7:09 AM PDT 0 recs

I like this TV show! What is it called?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2008 7:19 AM PDT up 0 recs

unfortunately...

The Twilight Zone

by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 8, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up 0 recs

So who's going?

We’ve got tickets for Sunday.
Left field bleachers.
I think “Mr. Merope” wants to heckle Manny.

What’sa matter with Manny?

by Merope on Aug 8, 2008 8:52 AM PDT 0 recs

wait. . . .

He’s a bum?

I’m thinking this should go on all weekend.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 8, 2008 9:03 AM PDT up 0 recs

O-VER-RA-TED

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2008 9:10 AM PDT up 0 recs

I predict that on Saturday I will taunt Hong Chi Kuo in Mandarin.

I may tell him that his mother is fond of me and that he is a turtle’s egg.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 8, 2008 9:00 AM PDT 0 recs

Let's fighting love!

STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 8, 2008 9:16 AM PDT up 0 recs

Taisetsu na mono

protect my balls!

by Viliphied on Aug 8, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up 0 recs

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up 0 recs

wtf

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up 0 recs

I would never predict for Zito to get at home. In 27 starts there as a Giant, he’s 6-14 at AT&T

Adoptive father of howtheyscored. The beatings will begin momentarily.

by Goofus on Aug 8, 2008 9:21 AM PDT 0 recs

Yeah but, he also owned the Dodgers last time around :)

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 8, 2008 9:24 AM PDT up 0 recs

True, but I really get the impression his sphincter tightens up more at home. Maybe it’s from the pressure of trying to live up to the contract and fans’ expectations. Without going through his gamelogs, it seems to me his really horrid performmances tend to be at home.

Adoptive father of howtheyscored. The beatings will begin momentarily.

by Goofus on Aug 8, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up 0 recs

OK, I just took at a look and he’s had four games this season that were really really awful; didn’t last 5 innings AND gave up 5 or more ER. Three of those four were at home.

Adoptive father of howtheyscored. The beatings will begin momentarily.

by Goofus on Aug 8, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up 0 recs

that's all?

it has seemed like more.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 8, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up 0 recs

Thank you for keeping us apprised on Barry Zito’s butthole, Goofus.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 8, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up 0 recs

Clearly his problems are behind him.

Adoptive father of howtheyscored. The beatings will begin momentarily.

by Goofus on Aug 8, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up 0 recs

well he's shown an ability

to beat the bums this year

STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 8, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up 0 recs

Giants get swept

Not happy about it, just sayin’....

Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!

by Lyle on Aug 8, 2008 10:04 AM PDT 0 recs

i agree

sadly

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 8, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up 0 recs

I predict we win one

Don’t know which one (although I’m hoping Saturday cuz I’m going), but we only win one due to being shut-out the other two games. In our win, Jose Castillo doesn’t even get to sniff any playing time and Brian Wilson will get the save.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 8, 2008 10:11 AM PDT 0 recs

If we win tonight

we’ll take all 3. That’s all I can say.

by BigO on Aug 8, 2008 10:16 AM PDT 0 recs

i can honestly be happy with ANY results

as long as I get to see someone in a Dodger uniform trying to wipe their own blood off.
preferably on the field, but I may settle for in the stands as well.

sick. yes. perverse, possibly.
but it’s the little things in life…

by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 8, 2008 3:09 PM PDT 0 recs

I predict we lose the first game 6-2, and Zito gets beaten by Jeff Kent. I predict that the Giants will have trouble with Brad Penny’s new found 89mph heater although Bengie Molina will hit a homerun. Please don’t check the date and time of this post.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 9, 2008 7:52 AM PDT 0 recs