The Good Things
Boy, things sure have been depressing here lately. The Giants suck, plain and simple. They aren't fun to watch four out of five days (as good as Cain is, it's horrific to watch his starts go to waste when they can't give him any run support and/or the 'pen gives up the lead). The trading deadline went by and the Giants didn't make a peep, despite reported interest in Molina and Aurilia, two guys they could live without. Then Sabean decides to give us all a heart attack by making us think he almost accidentally lost Romo. Yes, these are truly the dog days of summer.
However, these feelings of disgust are exactly what I hope to do away with in this post. Hold the sarcasm, bite your pessimistic tongue and wallow in the good things that have come upon us this year. I'll kick things off with a few (by the way, I want to explicitly say to the baseball gods that this IS NOT AN OPTIMISM THREAD. We are just enjoying the few things that we have. Big difference!)
- The Enchanter deserves the top spot. We all knew the guy would be in the top tier of pitchers this year, but not the best pitcher in baseball, as he is proving himself to be. As someone else mentioned, he is responsible for 25% of the team's wins. That is insane. He is incredibly fun to watch, and that punchout of Pujols has got to be one of the better highlights of the season
- Ray Durham is gone, and the clusterf*ck at 2B is at least filled with young players.
- Dirty Sanchez has played well above expectations until most recently, which is expected because of his workload comparable to prior seasons. Most of us had accepted that he'd be a 5th starter at best (to use a term that has been way overused lately), and didn't expect that, as Grant pointed out, has been better than Cain for much of the season. Suddenly, a rotation of Enchanter, Cain, Dirty, Bumgarner, & Alderson in a few years is looking pretty sweet and actually reasonable.
- Aside from the Castle fetish, the Giants have actually played more of the young players than I personally had thought they would before the season started. Which also leads me to my next point...
- FREDDY! Boy, this guy is becoming a favorite of mine, which the recent WWL article certainly helped. You can't help but pull for the guy, and he's been a pretty solid player all year. Time will tell if he can keep it up, but it looks as if he can be slotted into LF for years to come.
- Rowand. Yes, he's being paid a lot of money, but a leage average player at $8 million is actually pretty cheap, IMO. He plays hard, says the right things, and doesn't blame other people for his screwups. Plus his batting stance makes me giggle.
- Bumgarner and Alderson, previously mentioned, have dominated lower leagues. Keep it up, guys, we look forward to seeing you in a few years, striking out Poo Holes yourselves.
- WIILLLLLSOOOOONNNN! He makes games entertaining, to say the least. He's an outstanding player, throws some sick heat, and again, doesn't blame others for making mistakes, which is more than can be said for this team's closer in recent years.
- Bocock, thanks for allowing us to make all the penis jokes. It was a great way to kick off the season.
- Steve Holt!...I mean Holm! You won us a couple games earlier, and came out of nowhere to make the team. That always makes for a nice story.
- Last, but not least, Barry may be coming back to the park again. I won't be able to be there, but I trust that all of you that will be will give him the biggest standing "O" since, well, 365 days ago!
Please, share your happy points of this past year. The only rule is nothing that resembles optimism is allowed. For everyone's sake.
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WWL article?
What do you mean? (link please)
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
by hairball on Aug 7, 2008 3:55 PM PDT 0 recs
check out the fanshots section
It’s a can’t-miss
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on
Aug 7, 2008 4:01 PM PDT
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Also, isn't Rowand at 12mil per?
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
by hairball on Aug 7, 2008 3:56 PM PDT 0 recs
maybe so
I thought I read in a post somewhere today it was 8. I could be wrong.
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on
Aug 7, 2008 4:01 PM PDT
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base salary is $8M this season and next (w/ $12M per year after that), and his $8M signing bonus is split between this season and next, so in essence, he’s earning $12M per year of his 5 year contract.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on
Aug 7, 2008 4:18 PM PDT
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Wilson
Hasn’t really made a mistake since april :)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 7, 2008 3:57 PM PDT 0 recs
he's been pretty good of late
last 7 games he’s only allowed a baserunner in 3 of them, 5 overall and no runs. Only 1 walk during that time. He’s earned saves in all of them and had 8 k’s.
Since the ASG, which includes one bad game, he has a 2.25 ERA, 1.00 WHIP and .207 BAA.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on
Aug 7, 2008 4:21 PM PDT
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here is one thing I think is good, I was proud of the folks around here that there was no “OT: Brett Favre traded!” FanPost last night. Good job everybody
by FluLikeSymptoms on Aug 7, 2008 3:58 PM PDT 0 recs
Gosh
I tried to watch Baseball Tonight(which in itself is a chore trying to get past all the Yanks and Sox highlights just to see the Giants 30 sec section, but alas, it was gone. Stupid ESPN and their man love of Brett.
by giants9107 on
Aug 7, 2008 4:01 PM PDT
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the one reason I really can't watch it
Is the conversation between the hosts. You don’t learn a thing, all they do is say stuff like, “hey that was a nice hit” or “he’s looking pretty good lately”, and dumb things like that.
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on
Aug 7, 2008 4:03 PM PDT
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I often sit there thinking to myself, “I knew that. Why are these guys experts again?” The main reason is for Web Gems, which are sometimes pretty crappy.
“He really hit that one hard”
by giants9107 on
Aug 7, 2008 4:06 PM PDT
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Pablo
Dude has opened a LOT of eyes this year. I don’t think anyone thought he was going to be putting up the kind of numbers he is now.
I can haz organizashonal depf at catchur?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 7, 2008 3:58 PM PDT 0 recs
Just a question
But what is the deal with this ?
I can haz organizashonal depf at catchur?
Clearly, there is some running joke I am missing. To be honest, I find it slightly irritating.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on
Aug 7, 2008 4:02 PM PDT
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lolcat speek
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Aug 7, 2008 4:10 PM PDT
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Ok
That joke = understood
The one I’m missing is the 109 running joke. Whats up with that?
Molina's gonna test his arm...
by Victorious Secret on
Aug 7, 2008 4:16 PM PDT
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You’re thinking of Mjolnir.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on
Aug 7, 2008 9:18 PM PDT
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I called my friend (big comic book fan, Thor in particular) a “Mjolnerd” earlier today.
Huh???
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Aug 7, 2008 9:42 PM PDT
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Too bad howie doesn’t have friends or someone could use it on him.
I’m making a lot of howie jokes recently. Maybe I should start picking on Goofus.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on
Aug 7, 2008 10:26 PM PDT
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It was from the episode where Mal had to pick a number between one and ten.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on
Aug 7, 2008 11:02 PM PDT
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I’m enjoying this new meme.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on
Aug 7, 2008 11:03 PM PDT
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My days of enjoying this team are comin’ to a middle.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
by Lyle on
Aug 8, 2008 6:45 AM PDT
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one time, in a game thread?
someone asked what Zito’s pitch count was, and 3 or 4 people all posted “109” at about the same time. then a few other jokesters piled on, and before you knew it, there were like 20-odd posts of “109.”
You kinda had to be there, i think…
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Aug 7, 2008 4:26 PM PDT
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I think this may be it.
Funny thing is, I was recently watching Harold and Kumar, which I hadn’t seen for a while.
Now if I remember correctly, I’m pretty sure the room number of the…uh…the twins… was room 109. Coincedence?
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on
Aug 7, 2008 6:52 PM PDT
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Yes, I started that joke
Hmm. Maybe I’m giving myself too much credit…
Only 863 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on
Aug 7, 2008 7:13 PM PDT
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Now you’re talking!
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
by Lyle on
Aug 8, 2008 6:45 AM PDT
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Strasburg be damned!
We’re ahead of the assheaded Friars, and I like it, like it, yes I do…
by BigO on Aug 7, 2008 4:11 PM PDT 0 recs
Travis Ishikawa
he’s been a pleasant surprise. to paraphrase what someone else said, his resurgence is like finding a $20 in the pocket of some old jeans.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 7, 2008 4:25 PM PDT 0 recs
on Sabean’s KNBR show he just said that Ishikawa will be up this year. He just stated it as though it was a simple fact.
by FluLikeSymptoms on
Aug 7, 2008 5:42 PM PDT
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Easy Decision
TI is mashing and on the 40-man roster.
by wilriv21 on
Aug 7, 2008 6:23 PM PDT
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that's a no-brainer
obviously, as even Sabean acknowledges it.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on
Aug 8, 2008 8:34 AM PDT
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I'm not bummed out
I think one of the most positive developments for Giants fans this season has been Madison Bumgarner. His performance has been mad, but not in a bum-like fashion.
by sharksrog on Aug 7, 2008 4:35 PM PDT 0 recs
i have a red-sox friend
he likes to gloat.
he loves manny.
now manny is a dodger.
he doesn’t gloat so much now.
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 7, 2008 4:47 PM PDT 0 recs
I laugh at your friend
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Aug 7, 2008 8:25 PM PDT
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We're not the Padres
Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.
by GiantsFanInExile on Aug 7, 2008 9:27 PM PDT 0 recs
nice
Just watched the highlights of the Padres/Mets game—Scott F’ing Hairston took Schowenweiss deep in top of the 9th to tie it, only to have David Wright hit a bomb off Heath Bell in the bottom of the 9th to win it.
Even when they’re good, they still suck
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Aug 7, 2008 9:45 PM PDT
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I thought watching us grow a new bullpen was pretty fun
Romo, Hinshaw, Matos, and Espineli have been small bright spots. And Wilson has been pretty exciting overall, all ‘flair for the dramatic’ instances aside. Oh and Bowker was exciting his first week.
by boonitez on Aug 7, 2008 11:27 PM PDT 0 recs
Goofus's almost total recovery from syphillis.
“He didn’t mind telling me that he was darn near death recently, but now look at him. His nose is coming back into shape; it’s a good, good sign.”
(Seriously, you under-35s are missing out on the ‘Fletch’ quotes. I’ll ‘Big Lebowski’ with you all day - at least it’s an ethos - but ‘Fletch’ is highly quotable.)
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 8, 2008 12:18 AM PDT 0 recs
6’6” with ‘fro.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on
Aug 8, 2008 7:27 AM PDT
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familiar red Oldsmobuick
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Aug 8, 2008 8:42 AM PDT
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Minor League prospects
Have almost universally stayed healthy and had good years.
Almost the exact opposite of two years ago.
Hector Sanchez: really getting tired of playing baseball in foreign countries...
by tedfordfan on Aug 8, 2008 6:36 AM PDT 0 recs
What? no Zito mention!? what is this!
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 8, 2008 8:23 AM PDT 0 recs
Good Things
The title of this post made me think of the Sleater-Kinney song:
broken pieces, try to make it good again
is it worth it, will it make me sick today
it’s a dumb song, but i’ll write it anyway
it’s an old mistake, but we always make it, why do we
the hardest part is things already said
getting better, worse, i can not tell
why do good things never wanna stay?
some things you lose, some things you give away
If there’ a theme song for the 2008 Giants, this is it.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 8, 2008 9:11 AM PDT 0 recs
Fail
2nd verse isn’t italic.
you can't block the Bocock
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Aug 8, 2008 9:11 AM PDT
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could have been worse
broken pieces, try to make it good again
is it worth it, will it make me sick today
it’s a dumb song, but i’ll write it anyway
it’s an old mistake, but we always make it, why do we
the hardest part is things already said
getting better, worse, i can not tell
why do good things never wanna stay?
some things you lose, some things you give away
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on
Aug 8, 2008 9:17 AM PDT
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All Hands on the Bad One
“bad one” being Tyler Walker
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Aug 8, 2008 9:19 AM PDT
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he’s the only one big enough for us to fit all our hands on.
plus, he’s bad.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Aug 8, 2008 9:54 AM PDT
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all this is true
but I do not want a handful of Tyler Walker
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on
Aug 8, 2008 1:24 PM PDT
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Brett Favre and Steve Smith
Damn they would look good in the middle of our lineup.
by enut21 on Aug 8, 2008 12:24 PM PDT 0 recs
Another thing to feel good about. Assuming the remaining draft picks sign, we’ve got from one of the worst farm systems to one of the better ones much more quickly than most of us could have possibly imagined.
Adoptive father of howtheyscored. The beatings will begin momentarily.
by Goofus on Aug 8, 2008 1:51 PM PDT 0 recs
Steve Holm signed my glove in spring training
I’m pretty sure it directly contributed to him getting on the team.
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala
by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2008 2:02 PM PDT 0 recs















