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Open Gameday III: A Twist in Time

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I totally was not expecting that GIDP.

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"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 6, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Right about now

I wish Bengie was hitting into DP’s for the Marlins.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 6, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

first

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 6, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nobody could have seen it coming

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 6, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

inappropriate

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 6, 2008 2:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT

so close to losing the PG

by bondslegend on Aug 6, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LinceKKKKKKum

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD KOTCHMAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 6, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Romo no longer listed on 40-man roster, for what its worth.

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 6, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 6, 2008 2:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what does that mean?

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 6, 2008 2:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Perfect game over

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well yeah, everybody kept talking about it.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 2:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Young with a 2 out double in the 8th to break up the PG.

by txgiant on Aug 6, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh well.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 6, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Boo Chris Young

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I concur

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 6, 2008 2:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

matt cain looks cool

by kingofthacove on Aug 6, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

D-backs still losing

1 hitter?

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by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CONTENDERS!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 6, 2008 2:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes. STFD McCann!

by out machine on Aug 6, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LinceKKKKKKKum

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OOOOOOOOooooooooooo. That was sick dude. I heart you timmy.

by Big Daddy J on Aug 6, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD MCCANN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 6, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

time for a changeup timmy.

by Big Daddy J on Aug 6, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TIM

FINISH HIM

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by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NORWEIGEN HIM!

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 6, 2008 2:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

works every time.

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 6, 2008 2:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

get him a body bag, yaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

by Big Daddy J on Aug 6, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LET'S GO TIM-MY

clap clap clap clap clap

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TIM

ACCIDENTALLY DFA HIM!

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 6, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TIM

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I heart Timmy

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 6, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SIT

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 6, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LinceKKKKKKKKum

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

only eight?!

the kid’s slacking

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Aug 6, 2008 2:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow, that was awesome!!

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 6, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TIM LINCECUM

Tim Lincecum.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 6, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that was me

(gulp)

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by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 2:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He was talking about his height and weight, remember?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 2:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s Asian/Pacific Islander. Cut Tim some slack.

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 6, 2008 2:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, there was...

This.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Aug 6, 2008 3:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait, I actually meant...

This.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Aug 6, 2008 3:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD INFANTE

:D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 6, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES

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by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is ralph b getting ready to go off on how timmy should go out for the ninth.?!

by Big Daddy J on Aug 6, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HE’S NOT MADE OF “CAN’T-PITCH-9-INNINGS-ELAIN!”

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 2:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay Tim you are right. You could pitch the 8th. My bad.

one more!!!!1

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 6, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Has Sharksrog started a thread about Timmy cutting his hair??

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 6, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No

He’s still sifting the hair out of the dumpster.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 6, 2008 2:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The reverse sampson

by Big Daddy J on Aug 6, 2008 2:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He followed Timmy to Supercuts for some hair trimmings for cloning purposes

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 6, 2008 2:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His dad cut his hair – at the age of 55!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 6, 2008 2:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Snipping at 80 mph!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 6, 2008 2:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HE DID IT AT THE AGE OF 53, ACTUALLY!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 2:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uh Oh

Look out for Ralph

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 6, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was thinking the same thing. The only thing worse than his rant, will be him comparing apples to oranges and claiming he was right.

by out machine on Aug 6, 2008 2:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s the thing, though, Apples are red, except when they’re green or yellow, and oranges are orange, which is why I’m always right.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 2:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice

I guess Bochy sent him back out to pad his strikeout totals.

The All-Father is now a Giant!

by EliminateMe on Aug 6, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I CAN HAS INSURINTS RUNZ PLZ?

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 6, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no matter how many runs they score, Wilson will make it a one run game anyway

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 6, 2008 2:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good point.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 6, 2008 2:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If I remember correctly, Wilson has pitched 2 straight 1-2-3 saves? No?

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Aug 6, 2008 2:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pwnage

pownage? p3wnage? how the hell do you do it? whatever it is, that’s timmy pownceing the braves.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 6, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

117 pitches

no way he comes out for the 9th.

wilson time!

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by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you are also clapping in front of your computer

and standing. by commutative property.

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 6, 2008 2:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

maybe so,

but i stood up first

before clapping

by SFGAmsterdam on Aug 6, 2008 2:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Tim Lincecum is pretty fucking awesome

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 6, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

citation needed

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 6, 2008 2:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is a self-evident truth from which the entirety of the universe can be deduced

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Aug 6, 2008 2:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lets get a little insurance for Wilson!

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 6, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wilson gets 6-7-8 hitters

And probably at least the #9 as well, lol.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 6, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh man

it’s ohman

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by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Flew!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lefties can't hit lefties

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 6, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Especially not Fred Lewis

Bochy’s conclusion from tonight:

Freddi in 5 hole for the rest of the season.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 6, 2008 2:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm sure botchy contemplated hitting Vizquel there...

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 6, 2008 2:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fred Lewis

Most awkward slide in baseball?

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 6, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol yes

he’s going to collapse his chest pretty soon

by bondslegend on Aug 6, 2008 2:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SPEED

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by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i love all flews.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 6, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Aurilia accidentally touched the ball on his fake bunt.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That sounds dirty.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

where’s kirk gibson?

by Big Daddy J on Aug 6, 2008 2:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

everyday he writes the book

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 6, 2008 2:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well accidents will happen

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 6, 2008 2:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

when bochy hits and runs

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 6, 2008 2:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let me guess... fly into dp 8-6-2-3-5

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 6, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Productive out?

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For this team, yes.

by out machine on Aug 6, 2008 2:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

According to yahoo

My son as officially signed!

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=ApDcViJPRLlVSiw1Dag3weoo0bYF?slug=txgiantsgillaspie&prov=st&type=lgns

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Aug 6, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Old news! God, didn’t read the other two gameday threads!?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 2:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good news, although the link needs a little work

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 6, 2008 2:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Aurilia struck out Lewis over to third.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, Papa totally burned FP!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

do tell

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 6, 2008 2:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He said he was going to wake up FP from his afternoon nap in time for the post-game show.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

explain

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 6, 2008 2:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See, he had his lighter and he was like “Hey, hold your hand out here.” and….

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 2:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

an actual burn, or a greg papa 1970’s obscure reference burn?

by ryanmiles on Aug 6, 2008 2:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Castillo. Hit the ball into the outfield! Thats it!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 6, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn, nice play

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 6, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bah.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was a play.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn it

I can’t even be mean to Castillo about that.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 6, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mods, delete this post 15 minutes after howie reads it

“Well, Kelley ain’t a girl”

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 6, 2008 2:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was only later than you because I was typing more.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“Yeah, well Kelly ain’t a girl… got the parts to prove it” :”Kelly Johnson shoves hand down pants and grabs::

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 2:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s a Firely reference

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 6, 2008 2:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s only a yellow alert, though. Shields go up, but nobody has to go to battle stations or anything.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 2:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

darn it

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by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s up to you, Burriss.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, they don’t usually show Cain being animated in the dugout.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But ever since he got this new e-surance…

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 2:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A true ace would’ve ran onto the field to yell at the ump.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Castillo non-fail

Giants overall productive out epic fail

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon Manny!

insurance, baby!

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by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AAAAAUGH

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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If bochy was managing the Braves he would have used 3 pitchers this inning.

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 6, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmm

that needs a replay

by haverecords on Aug 6, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they’ll come back and show us.

by Big Daddy J on Aug 6, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bah

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 6, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he sounded safe on the radio

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 6, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did Burriss slow up?

that’s the only way he was out.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 6, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

meh

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 6, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, those wacky Giants! Always sucking at hitting!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 6, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can't tell..

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by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You have got to be kidding me

2 ridiculous D plays keep us from scoring. OMFGLOLBBQ

by bondslegend on Aug 6, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL BBQ is the best

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 6, 2008 2:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s a little more than I needed to know about you.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WILSON TIME

Brought to you by Zantac

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by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and Dr. Robert Jarvik

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by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 2:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

too close to tell.

by Big Daddy J on Aug 6, 2008 2:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tie goes to the runner

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 2:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like how we got the Braves starting pitcher out of the game by the 4th inning and yet we haven’t scored since then.

And by “I like” I mean “I really, really loathe”

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 6, 2008 2:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lincecum’s last four starts:

116 pitches
121 pitches
111 pitches
117 pitches

by Evan on Aug 6, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he’s not made of porcelain, Evan.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 6, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and how many blown bullpen losses

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

workhorse

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 6, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmmm

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by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thats like, almost 500 pitches! Jesus Christ, what happened to the 120 pitch pitch count???

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 2:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

great

So glad we got Bochy…. wouldn’t want to protect the young arm.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Aug 6, 2008 2:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's TIME.....

Photobucket

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 6, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 6, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 6, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't get it at all, never have

PLEASE EXPLAIN

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by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 2:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brian Wilson IS the RaptorJesus.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 6, 2008 2:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IDEK how to begin to explain this.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 6, 2008 3:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s a Firefly reference.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh, thanks for clearing that up

SARCASM

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by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 2:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was from the episode Jesus Camp, where Mal pretended that he believed in God again. And they went to the dinosaur planet.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 2:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lots wrong with that sentence

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2008 3:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lots wrong with both sentences. And I know.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did miller just say

he was safe at first in that last DP?

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Aug 6, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He looked safe to me.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 2:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Me too

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He said that when Buriss reached the bag the ball was a couple of feet from the glove.

by paboperfecto on Aug 6, 2008 2:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

timmy looks like an eleven year old now, whereas he looked like a 12 year old before

by Big Daddy J on Aug 6, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it’s the new haircut

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Aug 6, 2008 2:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1 down!

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by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did i tell you guys that the first out is the most important?

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 6, 2008 2:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the second and third outs are also pretty cool

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 6, 2008 2:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

phffft!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 6, 2008 2:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that was

a shit call on burriss

by haverecords on Aug 6, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's called a cocksucking call

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 6, 2008 2:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Burris was crazy safe FWIW

by CB30 on Aug 6, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Safe by a mile on replay.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wilson these last few games has been lights out.

by paboperfecto on Aug 6, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 6, 2008 2:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow, that's pretty jinxy, right there

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 6, 2008 2:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m from the future.

by paboperfecto on Aug 6, 2008 2:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

phew, my bad then.

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 6, 2008 3:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I blame

Robb Nen pep talk

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 6, 2008 2:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Burriss replay

safe by 5 feel. ridiculous. just the most horseshit call. Umps deserved to be fined or suspended for calls like that.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 6, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i have doctor’s appointment come on wilson

by kingofthacove on Aug 6, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

please no heart attack outing then

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

101 on the gun

I think our gun is getting a little out of control

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 6, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Must still be on the enhanced Zito-confidence-builder setting.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 6, 2008 3:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Johnson comes up

And then Johnson goes down.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 6, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“high hard one”

heh

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 6, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uh that’s what sh-

forget it

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 6, 2008 3:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What? There’s two outs already?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wilson ERA 4.20!

new fanpost?

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Aug 6, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At least a fanshot

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

man i just got some great hash

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

puff puff give

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 6, 2008 3:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wilson saves!

Victory!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 6, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GAME

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Another 1-2-3 inning

Booooring

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YAY

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by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like this drama-free Brian Wilson

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Since the ASB

he seems to have gotten it under control a little.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My pharmacist(local kid) does not.

by Big Daddy J on Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DANCE BITCHES, DANCE!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Woot!

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Woot. WE WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brian Wilson isn’t a true closer because he gets 1-2-3 innings and doesn’t make it interesting. HE DOESN’T HAVE THE CLOSER MENTALITY.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pitching the 9th is totally different on day games following night games.

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Aug 6, 2008 3:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

17 pitches only!

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

game and HOME SERIES, bitches!

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha, Cain gave Lincecum a wet willy or something as they all went onto the field.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they had a good chuckle over that one.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 6, 2008 3:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NNNNNOooooooooooooooooo

Stephen Strasburg is SLIPPING AWAY!!1

by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He should ask for $12MM signing bonus

So he’ll drop to our draft slot

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 6, 2008 3:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOW CAN PEOPLE BE CELEBRATING THIS WIN THIS TEAM IS GOING NOWHERE I’M SO PISSED RIGHT NOW THEY CAN’T EVEN LOSE RIGHT

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 6, 2008 3:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the

only way the giants get strasburg is if lincecum and cain are shut down.

by haverecords on Aug 6, 2008 3:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and

that SS tearing up the cape cod is probably what the giants need, anyway

by haverecords on Aug 6, 2008 3:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Accidental DFA Dance

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 6, 2008 3:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the great news on romo is that he will be pulled back before 10 days so someone cannot pick him up.

by Big Daddy J on Aug 6, 2008 3:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Win # 12 for Timmy!

32 saves for Kilson

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by rhys on Aug 6, 2008 3:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Worthless stats

But still fun!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 6, 2008 3:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wonder what Brett Favre is thinking right now?

by out machine on Aug 6, 2008 3:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“I should go have sex with my wife”

Probably that.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 6, 2008 3:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply