Open Photo Caption Thread

by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 5, 2008 2:13 AM PDT

I don't know why but Ray Durham's face kills me in this picture. He seems to be taking his gamer attitude to new heights and staring into the eyes of a very big, very angry bull. Ryan Braun, on the other hand, seems to be content to act like he is getting involved.

via assets.espn.go.com

"Hey man, you are a vegetarian now. Don't eat my bratwurst."

Also, feel free to take a crack at what tune Bill Hall is whistling.

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"Dude, you are NOT the 'G' in G-string. Let it go..."

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by BruteSentiment on Aug 5, 2008 4:42 AM PDT 0 recs

Hell no, I don't Martin Lawrence to play me in the movie!"

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 5, 2008 5:14 AM PDT 0 recs

"Hell no, I don't want Martin Lawrence to play me in the movie!"

meh.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 5, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up 0 recs

Who’s the short guy now?

Adoptive father of howtheyscored. The beatings will begin momentarily.

by Goofus on Aug 5, 2008 6:36 AM PDT 0 recs

The whole photo is so strange, you’re right. The facial expressions across the board are hilarious.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 5, 2008 6:56 AM PDT 0 recs

and the sweat lines

on princes head.. look like racing stripes

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 5, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up 0 recs

Fielder: “Is there something on my forehead?”
Ray: “OMG! It’s some sort of huge boil! Let me get a closer look at that.”
Hall: whistles to show amazement

Only 865 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 5, 2008 7:14 AM PDT 0 recs

Ray: I saw you from across the dugout and I just had to have you

Hall: / whistling “Strangers in the night”

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 5, 2008 7:27 AM PDT 0 recs

Ray: "CC IS NOT A CHEESEBURGER!"

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 5, 2008 7:40 AM PDT 0 recs

Soylent Green is not vegetarian!!!

by biff pocoroba on Aug 5, 2008 8:58 AM PDT 0 recs

Bill Hall: "HOOOOOO-EEEEEEEE!"

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2008 8:59 AM PDT 0 recs

Braun: "Lemme see. Lemme see!"

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2008 8:59 AM PDT 0 recs

Ray: Dude, It’s okay, we’ll get you some fries after the game!
Hall whistles the tune to “Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don’t upset us.”

by Merope on Aug 5, 2008 9:10 AM PDT 0 recs

Ray: Is Ray Durham gunna have to choke a bitch!!!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 5, 2008 9:17 AM PDT 0 recs

I can haz cheezburger?
No I can haz cheezburger!
No me haz cheezburger!

-- Born Yesterday

by thatdog on Aug 5, 2008 9:25 AM PDT 0 recs

Ray: "Say Prince---The back of your head looks like a Muppet."

by seyheystretch on Aug 5, 2008 9:26 AM PDT 0 recs

or a one-eyed Admiral Akbar.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 5, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up 0 recs

It's a trap!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up 0 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNLuq0lW50k

www.wazzel.com (prove your sports knowledge if you can)

by NeifiChicken on Aug 5, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up 0 recs

Or Barry Bonds. But wait, Barry had more folds in the back of his.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 5, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up 0 recs

Is that Dave Bush just sitting there, staring off like nothing is happening? That might be the strangest of them all. Probably watching the sausage races.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 5, 2008 9:32 AM PDT 0 recs

Ray: No! You can’t eat the starter!

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 5, 2008 9:43 AM PDT 0 recs

Ray Ray: "This kind of shit is only OK when the other guy is Jeff Kent!!"

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2008 9:50 AM PDT 0 recs

Ray: “Relax Prince, Manny was not trying to steal your cupcake.”

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 5, 2008 10:31 AM PDT 0 recs

Prince: I swear to god I don’t know anythi-
Ray: SWEAR TO ME!!!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 5, 2008 11:08 AM PDT 0 recs

Winner.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 5, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up 0 recs

“You’ve gotta sing bass, man. Without you we don’t have a quartet!”

The All-Father is now a Giant!

by EliminateMe on Aug 5, 2008 11:10 AM PDT 0 recs

you got peanut butter on my chocolate!

you got chocolate on my peanut butter!

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 5, 2008 11:13 AM PDT 0 recs

winner

by Angry Dwarf on Aug 5, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up 0 recs

So what’s the story behind this pic? Did Ray and Prince get in a tussle?

Adoptive father of howtheyscored. The beatings will begin momentarily.

by Goofus on Aug 5, 2008 11:45 AM PDT 0 recs

Fielder shoved Manny Parra after an argument, so all the other Brewers players tried to separate the two.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 5, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up 0 recs

I was kinda hoping this thread would be a caption contest for your avatar…

Molina's gonna test his arm...

by Victorious Secret on Aug 5, 2008 1:41 PM PDT 0 recs

my thoughts too

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Aug 5, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up 0 recs

Fielder: I say the greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!
Durham: Pitt the Elder!
Fielder: Lord Palmerston!
Hall: You guuuuuuy-uys!
Braun: Uh, is this some kind of black thing?

by jcb9 on Aug 5, 2008 1:59 PM PDT 0 recs

Bush: Did you ever look at Prince’s ear? I mean, like, really LOOK at it?

The All-Father is now a Giant!

by EliminateMe on Aug 5, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up 0 recs

It’s all about Gladstone.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 6, 2008 3:08 AM PDT up 0 recs

Ray:

SNAKES ON THE MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 5, 2008 2:27 PM PDT 0 recs

What Any Savvy Veteran Would Say:

I am too old for this shit!

Kevin Correia: much more Seoul than Pyongyang

by VidaWantsYourCar on Aug 5, 2008 4:36 PM PDT 0 recs

RAY: Look, I don’t care if the Fantasy Football site IS easy, stripped down and flexible, and I don’t care if Hall, Bush and Braun ARE all down. I still… say… NO!!!

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Aug 5, 2008 10:32 PM PDT 0 recs