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Open Gameday Thread III: Revenge of the Pith

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Cain sucks so much

He’s painful to watch

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by groug on Aug 4, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So true, you had to say it twice

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The truth bears repeating

until we get it into our skulls

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by groug on Aug 4, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

first

twice!

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wrong

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain sucks so much

He’s painful to watch

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So true, I had to say it twice

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The truth bears repeating

until we get it into our skulls

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s either Orson Welles or Higgins

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

who's that dude clapping

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Drew Carey

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dave Burba. Oh come on, new thread!

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i knew it!!

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

During commercials

Does anyone else’s Comcast have incredibly loud static overriding the sound? It happens at least once a game and it’s REALLY LOUD.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 4, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What’s the Welles reference mean?—-clapping so loud to pretend that the Giants are actually good?

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or perhaps Citizen Cain?

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rosebud was a sled.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, I had it on my netflix queue!

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yvan Eht Nioj is just “Join The Navy” backwards.

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by groug on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leonardo DiCaprio dies at the end.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

like he does during the middle of most performances

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm, this applies to a couple movies.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But always a happy ending

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t get it.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain is forcing applause on the audience while after his wife gives an abysmal performance.

Grant perhaps is giving us a metaphor for the Giants’ season

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right, that was what I mean.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain

2 hits over 5 2/3? YOU SUCK SO BAD

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jinxed

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But the real adventure is parenthood.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh

triple? at least there’s three outs.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fail

i mean two.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ban?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s under consideration

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’d probably deserve it.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

jinx

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speed and Defense

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit

way to give away a run, defense.

by El4short on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

way to suck, matt cain

FYP

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by groug on Aug 4, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn

cain sucks..

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rally monkey eating leopard?

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain suxorz

Bench him or trade him

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain is blocking Misch

he needs to go

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FREE MATT PALMER

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But who would want him?

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not even the Nationals.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me loves me some Casey Kotchman

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKKKain

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What are you trying to say?

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, you need to be clearer about these things.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He STARTed out his day at the QUALITY Inn.

Duh.

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by groug on Aug 4, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain Wins! FATALITY

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, now.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was only meant for

one at bat

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

theres still the bullpen

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.595 OPS for the Giants since the All-Star break

.245/.280/.315/.595

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bondsian numbers

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no no no

595 OPS not 595 OBP

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was gonna say, Bonds beats that OPS with his Slugging alone.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

also with his OBP alone once

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fail

http://www.baseball-reference.com/b/bondsba01.shtml

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

that’s awesome. and yet we are still winning.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That really is unbeilievable

I literally do not believe it.

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

I don’t not believe the numbers, more like I don’t believe we havn’t been contracted yet. That is unacceptable for an MLB team

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Holm

you can hit jarjar

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holm > Notgardo

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Notgardo>Sprout sandwich

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a fan of sprouts?

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by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steve Holm!

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They're not pinch hitting for Cain?

Man, Bochy’s crazy.

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by groug on Aug 4, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hear he has a big head.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't believe you

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I read about it on the internets.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain’s at 85 and is pitching well with the lead. I support this decision.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

even after the bunt fail.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But Cain sucks

I don’t think you’re taking that into account.

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by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoops

completely skipped my mind.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

who's gonna hit for him?

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Omar, of course.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Omar duh

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum
1 Pinch hitter at best!

AT BEST!

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by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

holm

has as many hits as bengie this month

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cain sucks

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain can’t pitch or bunt. Ugh.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Runs!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Winn makes me Randy.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SEND EM HOLM

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Question

Can Ochoa be a starting SS for a ML team?

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Minor league track record suggests otherwise, but I don’t mind putting him out there to find out.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

but he can for the Giants

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do the Giants hitters know who’s pitching?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAAHAH

braves D is terrible today

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell was that, never mind I’ll take it

by timmeh on Aug 4, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

XBH!

The drought is over!

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wait

is that the first xbh in a week?

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 1/2 games

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how many PA?

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just shy of 100

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m looking forward to the next one, Sunday

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

since velez’ double in San Diego

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Velez – 98 PA – Winn

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DWIGT!

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by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SAMUEL L CHANG

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has Special Agent Scarn finally found his Catherine-Zeta?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holm should hit lead off

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Flannery's lucky

Holm would’ve been out by a mile.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 4, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

true

but sometimes you gotta force the action

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was forcing an out

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

by forty feet

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or scoring the 4th run of the game

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that play will be successful less than once in ten tries.

You basically have to rely on a flagrant error.

Even on offline throw would beat the slow runner by 10-20 feet

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

but with this terrible offense and two outs you need to take a chance. You can’t sit back and assume your going to put a bunch of hits together

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BMoney would have scored standing up

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He would have been in the dugout munching a hot dog by the time that ball came to home.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe if he ran from first back to home.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ALWAYS

challenge the defense with 2 outs

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The big pile of custard would have made the right call.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ivan Ochoa

On base MACHINE

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i like him

it could just be that im used to omar though

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holm rocks! Now that was a fun score, despite Flannery being VERY lucky.

by El4short on Aug 4, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Off to lunch

Bring this win home, Giants!

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 4, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’ll be difficult considering how much Cain blows.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.601 !!!

OMGWTFBABIP

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you aren’t keeping up… It’s the Giants team OPS since the ASB

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am not a fan of this Cost Plus commercial

who fights about the origins of baseball?

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cost Plus announcers, apparently.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

everyone knows that baseball started with Babe Ruth and the New York Yankees.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, by the way, did you know that this is the LAST YEAR for Yankee Stadium? Joe Buck whispered it to me.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I read about that while going over the Joba Rules™.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how many innings since a homer

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

all of them

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hella

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

0-Fer August

and a week of July, fer crissakes.

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

after this inning it will be

109!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why… yesssss…

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KKKKKKain

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugly pitch

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pffft… weak fastball.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Blaine= also a girl’s name.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

is francouer

really so bad that he hits in the 8 hole?

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember

how bad espn was jocking him when he first came up. talk about falling off a cliff

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just a bad year

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh you betcha

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.231/.289/.359

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bad jones i mean, not atl jones

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha. I thought Jones WAS the braves version of Andruw Jones

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last year, Jones was the braves version of Andruw Jones.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

now that’s a mouthful

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice catch, Samuel L Chang!

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Teammates always bailing Cain out.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Braves bullpen vs Giants offense

Irresistible force of ass versus immovable object of suck.

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by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

looks shopped

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can tell by the pixels

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

100th pitch coming up

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Boring

Tell me when he gets to 109.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get the last out, [Giants pitcher].

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

starting the day

with some matt cain domination is pretty damn sweet. I can’t think of anything better.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what domination?

Cain sucks

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

clearly

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More like DUMBination. AMIRITE?

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ya

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sheet Faaaahk

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice play winn

saved cains ass

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good play, Randy.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's Matt Cain

We shouldn’t have to beg

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’m only begging cause i remembered how much he sucks.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good play

Randal Nguyen

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

silent n, silent g, and a quietly terrific play in right field

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mattc Ain U r teh Cuxorz go to hell andie now!!111one

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Even with his struggles

Randy Winn would be valuable to a contender. I dont care what anyone says.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yah

I have never seen it discussed here.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But then who will be at the Giants dugout store along with posters of Randy Winn?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rags: “Look, can you stop giving up hits? I got a wife & kids at home and to be honest, no one else is dumb enough to hire me…..”

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Another delay at Wrigley

this time lightning hit the scoreboard and sent Berkman running for cover even before the umps called time.

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Guess the Big Puma is really a little pussy.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

like to see video of that

by timmeh on Aug 4, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, Cain's pitching to Kotsay

sit Taschner the F down

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

get cain the f out

by kingofthacove on Aug 4, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crud

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t like this.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

uh oh

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please get the last out, Secret Agent.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Without any damage, I mean.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mccann 324 hitter vs lefties with a 409 obp…

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SHHH LEFTIES CANT HIT LEFTIES

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh

why did i think McCann was a switch-hitter? i am not on fire tonight.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

as a favor, we’ll burn the transcript

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear bullpen

I know you all hate Matt Cain, but can you please just give him one?

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Terrible Call

I’ll take a tired Cain over a Lefty-Lefty matchup with Taschner any day

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ManLove

I’ll take a tired Cain over a glossed up Jessica Simpson

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C’mon, guys. What, like the bullpen is going to let all of the inherited runners score so Cain doesn’t get the win?

Yeah. I’d like to see that happen.

by Grant on Aug 4, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why no double switch? Could have gotten the veteran savvy that is Dave Roberts into the game.

(runs away)

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ban!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seconded!

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

better than turded, which happens a lot to us guys

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JACK

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

please please please!!

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agent Jack FTW!

Suck it McCann

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agent Taschner always gets his man.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

except for those few times

when his man gets him

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

except when he doesn’t

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’ll do.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

time to breathe again

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it safe to look?

by Merope on Aug 4, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Only until the top of the 8th

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by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

Castillo’s due up next inning

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice job Taschner

And a great game from Cain! He really showed some acelike stuff out there tonight!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OT:

Alex Smith and Jason Hill beat DeAngelo Hall twice for TDs in their joint practice this evening.

Superbowl here we come!

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, nah.

(just being agreeable)

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is going to be a trainwreck year

though it can’t be worse than last year

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why would you say that?

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Aug 4, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That it can't be worse?

Or that it’s a trainwreck?

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trainwreck. I’m fairly optimistic about this year.

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Aug 4, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I secretly am too

but I was SO optimistic about last year, and that just completely destroyed my ability to be optimisitic.

I really think Alex is a good QB, but I’m not confident he’ll grasp the offense quickly. I think the defense is really going to be quite good, but I’m just not sure the offense will get it going early enough to make something out of the season. It should be more fun to watch than last year, though.

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s pretty much exactly how I feel. Only, I seem to like to set myself up to get hurt. Masochism FTW!

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Aug 4, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The good thing is

if the offense is just OK, the team will be very strong. The D is good enough and Andy Lee will win any field position battles.

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DeAngelo Hall

has always been very very overrated

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we talking about practice?!

hall is completely overrated.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't watch football until November

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hooray!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 4, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OT: is there a worse smell in the world than

a Durian? I hate those things.
sorry, its killing me.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes, the giants power numbers

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

zing!

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t really mind the smell of durian that much.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe you are used to it? I just moved to Singapore and they are everywhere and I get blindsided by it all the time.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t have it around much, but I guess I’m used to weird smells.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That didn’t just happen.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bowker

playing a lively game of pepper

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rich Aurilia: “Why would you try a real bunt?”

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Castillo breaks the home run drought right here.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 outs, no body on

this would be your best bet

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear John Bowker,

NEVER TRY TO BUNT AGAIN!

Signed,
Mccoven

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bowker giving up

bring up Ishi

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that’s two votes

Meet at Wil’s house for the Ishi Convention in late August

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

late August? There are buses and planes to SF everyday

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/punches self in the face

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OT: My Mom Roxorz!

She just emailed me. Won a couple thousand in the lottery, sent me a couple of hundred with a “go have fun, I’m going to Florida for a couple of weeks.”

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mom FTW

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your going to Florida

with a couple hundred?

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

reading is fundamental

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i read that as parenteral win! med school is destroying my soul.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, this certainly wasn’t Matt’s best start in awhile, but he gutted it out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAMER

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This was a great outing

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 walks and multiple ABs where he started with 0-2 and ended up in a walk (with no pitches anywhere near the zone) is very disappointing to me. But I have very high standards for Matt Cain.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Higher than mine

I just sent him another love letter

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m his mom, I’ve got to be tough on him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatever happened to the good Rallykiller?

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He never existed.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he was good, he wouldn’t have been nicknamed Rallykiller.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

109 innings without a home run!!!!

The ultimate achievement of YOUR 2008 SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

109!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1.06

Composite WHIP of pitchers opposing the Giants since the ASB.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Midgets

That is weak, tepid, lame

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question

Can Winn clear waivers? If so, would could SF trade Winn to and get some talent and not just salary dump?

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A novel topic that should be discussed at length.

At length!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep talk to minimum

Trade Winn and get Schierholtz up here

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hear Schierholtz might be doing something else at the moment.

(I initially typed “doing someone else.” Ooops.)

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Packers for Favre

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope the answer is

yes to both.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The fatherhood commercial with the guy and his cheerleading daughter cracks me up every time.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Save the cheerleader, save the world.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain threw 108 pitches tonight.

He was so close!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not a gamer.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Put him in the ‘pen.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so he can blow every lead he’s given? mop up man at best.

(anyone who responds to this with AT BEST!!! gets shot in the face)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It has run its course.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AT BEST!!!

(sorry – I defy authority)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BLAM!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ow – my face.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AT

best!!!11!!!11

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is such a disappointment in every way.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is why he sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

take out bowk

cus of the bunt?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

because he’s a runt

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because

he’s a aunt, bunt,....

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’ve been taking him out during the late innings in favor of Aurilia for the past few games. Better defense I guess.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finish him?

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

speaking of manny

would it not have been sweet to see he and bonds in the same lineup even if it meant having the worst range of any outfield ever?

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They're both LFs

I don’t know that Manny would have wanted to move.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’d both play LF. Range problem solved!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Today helped my argument

with my DBacks buddy that Cain > Haren

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well I like Cain but I am not sure that he is there yet

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 4, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

my main argument is that he has a higher ceiling plus he doesn’t make much $

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats an interesting argument to have

could go on for hours

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...that’s not an argument you’re going to win this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude Haren has been bananas for two years

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 4, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

he might have a better shot at Cy Young than Webb

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not likely

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umm agree to disagree

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 4, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he leads the major leagues in VORP at the moment, he has as good a chance as anyone.

Haren vs Lincecum would be a better discussion right now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SITUATION GIANTS BULLPEN

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But Walker is warming up. Yipes.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walker up in the bullpen

also, Bochy just told Matt Cain to go fuck himself.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice. We might get to see a rare Giants blown save tonight

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Walker up in the pen

dear god no

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the white whale lurks. YARRGHH

by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 4, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Another 2 strike hit.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DON’T F**KING DO IT!

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear god I hate you Bochy/Taschner/Walker/Life

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well all of a sudden, the three run lead doesn’t feel vvery safe.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Walker comin in...

shit

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get the rally yumrockets ready.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wouldn’t we want to prevent rallies?

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wouldn’t we want to prevent foot-long yum rockets?

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would

But maybe not all of us.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Braves would have to be able to take them from Walker for any rally to materialize.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yah the whole taschner 8th inning thing....

not exactly working out.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this is negative thinking.

How dare you emualte my style

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tyler Walker, Dong Wrangler

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bad visuals

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Incidentally, can any of you clever, stat-minded lot work out how unusual it is for teams to go over 100 innings without a home run? It seems like a spectacular accomplishment, but I have no idea, really, just how rare it is, and Google is failing me.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Look at team batting gamelogs on B-R
http://www.baseball-reference.com/pi/tgl.cgi?t=b&team=SFG&year=2008

Look for columns of 0 in the HR column. When you see one 11 games in length, you’ve got a good candidate for 100 innings. Check the prior and following game with HR, to see which inning.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh dear god no!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 4, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eight inning Tyler Walker has been a problem.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bullpen Han Solo says:

Now let’s blow this thing and go home!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not exactly the wording I would prefer.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait a minute, that means that Tyler will bl… Oh, I see what you did there.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like how we are warming up the pen

before walker blows it.. that way we can correct the mistake quickly

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Right. We can mop up Walker’s mess with…..Wilson?

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hinshaw

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

From your mouth to God’s ears.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wilson mops up his own mess’s, no one else’s

by CB30 on Aug 4, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

kuip says

“the 8th inning can be a problem from time to time”
thats like saying Jose Castillo can look bad at the plate here and there

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TYLER

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Atta baby Holm!

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

POLAR BEAR DOWN

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Big Polar Round Mound of Clown

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't yell

He’s fat, and sensitive

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

umm

should I be happy?

by Sammy Danger on Aug 4, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ll tell you after this at bat

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, one more out please.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ruben Gotay. Another fine name.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Plus, we’ve still got that Bowker homer coming up, right?

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this dude killed the giants last year

by kingofthacove on Aug 4, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

actually, I think that “Good” Walker is in tonight.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jimmy Walker can pitch? Get him in there!

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Evile Tyler

is in the clubhouse eating out of everyone’s lunch bucket

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

his breaking ball looks good

much better to be consistently landing in the dirt than in the stands

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good call.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TYLER

FINISH HIM

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD Gotay!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD GOTAY

sometimes Walker isn’t poop.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WalKer

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or Kalker

But that sounds kinda bad.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

huzzah!

GOT EM TO END THE INNING

by Sammy Danger on Aug 4, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ruben LOLtay

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice job, Tyler

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap. The Mariners scored 8 runs in the 7th inning tonight. They’re still batting at the moment.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to go, Twins. That’s almost as sad as the Reds getting swept by Washington.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

those are all good things

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry

my computer screen must be dirty right over your post. I thought you said that the Mariners scored 8 runs in an inning….

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol Twins

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only they had Rich Aurilia’s stellar D

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Raul Ibanez has a chance to hit two grand slams in one inning now.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh just a two run single.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok

my laptop battery is about to die and there is no outlet in this place so I have to shut er down. In Wilson I trust.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol youre gonna miss the best part

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't let's check in with Greg Papa

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

everytime he comes on the screen

I can’t resist the urge to say “Tool” out loud.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Instead

a “Best of Amy” cavalcade

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They keep him locked inside the Acme Chophouse for a reason.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STEVE HOLM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Notnotgardo!

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must have new thread... old thread dying... best death ever...

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 4, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Like a noble Viking on a burning ship at sea

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe bengie

should get 2 days off a week, isntead of 1

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good thing we didn’t trade Molina, his backup is awful

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eugenio Velez

San Francisco Giant

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he knew wilson was already ready.. didnt want to waste time

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn you skotchman

by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 4, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eugenio Velez

San Francisco Giant

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Umm that was less than ideal

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by camwoody on Aug 4, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel like, with his speed, Velez should never ground into double plays

and yet.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if you hit it right at the 2nd basemen

dont matter how fast you are.. youre gonna DP

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh damn

Looking at the Chicago Tribune website. Kinda glad I don’t live in Chicago anymore!

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

poor NSCEGF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FunFact

He lives about three blocks away from the building where I lived for almost three years. Small world!

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rain in the summer isn’t right.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know! Even after spending half my life in the northeast and three years in Chicago, I was confused and slightly offended by rain in the summer.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Disagree. Hot thunderstorms are cool

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To look at, if you’re safely inside.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or on a porch with a beer and loved one(s)

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't know such a thing existed

til my dad moved to the Chicago area a few months ago.

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K-Rod

coming in for a BS save.. 2 outs runners on first and 2nd with 2 outs.. 4 run game

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Velez

need to go away

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Even his beard fails. Aside from being crappy, it looks lopsided in that photo.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that picture makes me lol and lol

and i don’t know why.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The brown background makes it look like basement pr()n.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

c'mon

we all know why

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So...

nice and easy 9th inning, right?

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nope

his last one was easy.. thus this one wont be

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Instant excitement!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How do you spell relief?

W-I-L-S-O-N

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m surprised they haven’t used Omar as a “defensive replacement” for the days Ochoa has started.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

they dont want to risk

the game going into extras and omar having to actually hit

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they’re saving Omar for an emergency hip replacement

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WILSON TIME

Photobucket

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 4, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it's not a Wilson inning without this.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT IS THIS?!?!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinderave

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’ve been waiting all night to post that, haven’t you?

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesome

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just when I had gotten this thing out of my head

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This makes me smile everytime

I saw Wilson’s doing his xtn speech on public access the other day.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 4, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey I don't know if yall know this bu the first out is the most important.

I thought it was the third but it’s not.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 4, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

can I second that?

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kilson

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Isn’t that all of our pitchers?

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a lot of them. But it’s especially Brian Wilson.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A three-true-outcomes pitcher

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 4, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD ESCOBAR

LOL YOU SUCK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

are we scoreboard watching for First Draft Pick?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im rooting to tank in the overall picture

but i cant root against the giants while the game is happening..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

go mariners+nationals+padres!

by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 4, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s Revenge of the Turds Day.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gs at the knees or cheese at the knees?

by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 4, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BRIAN

FINISH HIM!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Victory!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1-2-3

That inning was too boring.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FINISHED HIM

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K-Rod

blowing his lead

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

mission complete

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tex with a huge error

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KKilson

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUTTTTT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain Wins...Bullpen Doesn't Blow It

Whaaaaaaaa?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Aug 4, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Brian Wilson

is good.. All Star Good

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wilson Wins. Flawless Victory

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s so hot right now

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Giants win the pennant, the Giants win the pennant, the Giants win the pennant

by ACgiant97 on Aug 4, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh Greg Papa, you’re so embarrassing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THAT WAS A LAWRENCE WELK SAVE

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They should call him Greg Grandpa AMIRIGHT!?

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was really proud of that reference too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K Rod Blew the lead lololol

needed 1 out.. gave up 4 runs

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ballgame!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 4, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TI

and Ishikawa walked again tonight – two walks tonight. This brother can walk to the city

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

u pimp TI like 3 times a night. not that thats a bad thing. keep at it.

by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 4, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OBP is really the only thing missing in his MLEs. Wow.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good thing he's not on an island

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yours truly greg papa

by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 4, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dance!

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by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dance you magnificent bastard. Dance!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 4, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

iGants!

(I’m excited)

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who’s that, Ron and his wife?

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

weGants and weProud.

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

american gladiators – soccer mom goes insane. woo.

by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 4, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

August has been good to us.

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 4, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only we knew before the non-waiver deadline!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you owe me a new monitor

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol he brought up his stupid reference again. Oh Greg.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh God, he just used it a THIRD time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and a one, and a two, and a third

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m glad I turned the TV off to listen to the wrap on the radio.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I probably should but… Manny Burriss.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is it about Bip Roberts? He isn’t a great commentator, but I can’t help but love him.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s fine if he’s not attempting to do “color commentary” during a game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best game reporter ever

Better than Cammy, Glen, and Amy G. combined.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought Glen was pretty all right as a sideline guy. Horrible play-by-play guy though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he was probably the best of the FSN reporters. He was more like Raj in that he actually sounded like he knew what he was talking about and seemed to know what was going on in the game.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s a likeable guy. They shouldn’t let him talk too much though.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1st amendment

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

undefeated with the young line up

coincidence? probably

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STOP SAYING IT

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Post-ASB team OPS now .593

Opposing pitchers’ K/BB now 4.95

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Inspiring

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

unreal

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we're just one bat away.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

from .630 or so

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Contenders!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yunel Escobar

Braves team leader in OOPS

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

random

are you funny when youre not on the internet too?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Random Harvest

When I go to open mike night at the comedy club, you can hear a pun drop.

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Context

It’s like a whole team of Khalil Greene and Freddy Sanchez clones.

Club can hitz like krappy middle IF

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it still feels weird to see that voice coming out of Dave Flemming’s body.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stop hating on people who like stats, guys. >:(

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 10:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m writing an angry blog entry in my basement as we speak.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

my parents’ basement.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

your OWN basement?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In thirty years it will be!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

was just replying to that

“Clearly these SABR types aren’t watching the games.”

lolol

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoa, I wasn’t even paying attention.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*shakes fist at Giants broadcasters*

/retreats to STATS LAIR/

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Merkin came down to visit us in 128

(not Mr. Valdez, but the McC poster of the same name.) Games in which merkin and delorean are in 128: Giants mare undefeated.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2008 10:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

omg they’re talking to Matt Cain omg.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 10:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

looks like he got scuffed up

by timmeh on Aug 4, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FIGHT?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

on the left side of his face, looks like scratches or something

by timmeh on Aug 4, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Manny Burriss touched every single ball out there tonight.”

lol.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 10:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

interesting

Manny came over near our section to say hi to someone (I suspect it was a former teammate, b/c he and Osiris were over talking to this guy). Manny hugged this guy no fewer than three times, and the last time looked pretty … intense.

I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Osiris is Dominican and so is Manny

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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