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Open Gameday Thread III: Revenge of the Pith

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Cain sucks so much

He’s painful to watch

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 8:47 PM PDT   0 recs

So true, you had to say it twice

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The truth bears repeating

until we get it into our skulls

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

first

twice!

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:47 PM PDT   0 recs

Wrong

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:48 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Cain sucks so much

He’s painful to watch

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 8:48 PM PDT   0 recs

So true, I had to say it twice

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 8:48 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The truth bears repeating

until we get it into our skulls

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That’s either Orson Welles or Higgins

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 8:48 PM PDT   0 recs

who's that dude clapping

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:48 PM PDT   0 recs

Drew Carey

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Dave Burba. Oh come on, new thread!

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

i knew it!!

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

During commercials

Does anyone else’s Comcast have incredibly loud static overriding the sound? It happens at least once a game and it’s REALLY LOUD.

by Sammy Danger on Aug 4, 2008 8:48 PM PDT   0 recs

What’s the Welles reference mean?—-clapping so loud to pretend that the Giants are actually good?

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 8:49 PM PDT   0 recs

Or perhaps Citizen Cain?

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Rosebud was a sled.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Dude, I had it on my netflix queue!

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yvan Eht Nioj is just “Join The Navy” backwards.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Leonardo DiCaprio dies at the end.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

like he does during the middle of most performances

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hmm, this applies to a couple movies.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

But always a happy ending

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I don’t get it.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Cain is forcing applause on the audience while after his wife gives an abysmal performance.

Grant perhaps is giving us a metaphor for the Giants’ season

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Right, that was what I mean.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Cain

2 hits over 5 2/3? YOU SUCK SO BAD

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 8:51 PM PDT   0 recs

Jinxed

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

But the real adventure is parenthood.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ugh

triple? at least there’s three outs.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 8:51 PM PDT   0 recs

fail

i mean two.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ban?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It’s under consideration

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

i’d probably deserve it.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

jinx

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Speed and Defense

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM PDT   0 recs

Dammit

way to give away a run, defense.

by El4short on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM PDT   0 recs

way to suck, matt cain

FYP

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

damn

cain sucks..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM PDT   0 recs

rally monkey eating leopard?

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Moral: Do not arouse the beast in Matt Cain

He’s been a pussycat up until now

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Cain suxorz

Bench him or trade him

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 8:53 PM PDT   0 recs

Cain is blocking Misch

he needs to go

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

FREE MATT PALMER

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

But who would want him?

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Not even the Nationals.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Me loves me some Casey Kotchman

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 8:53 PM PDT   0 recs

KKKKKain

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:54 PM PDT   0 recs

The leopard owns you, atlanta

and don’t you forget it

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 8:55 PM PDT   0 recs

What are you trying to say?

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Seriously, you need to be clearer about these things.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

He STARTed out his day at the QUALITY Inn.

Duh.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 8:59 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Cain Wins! FATALITY

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 8:55 PM PDT   0 recs

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, now.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

it was only meant for

one at bat

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

theres still the bullpen

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

.595 OPS for the Giants since the All-Star break

.245/.280/.315/.595

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 8:56 PM PDT   0 recs

Bondsian numbers

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

no no no

595 OPS not 595 OBP

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I was gonna say, Bonds beats that OPS with his Slugging alone.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

also with his OBP alone once

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

fail

http://www.baseball-reference.com/b/bondsba01.shtml

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 8:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

hahahaha

that’s awesome. and yet we are still winning.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That really is unbeilievable

I literally do not believe it.

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

really?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Well

I don’t not believe the numbers, more like I don’t believe we havn’t been contracted yet. That is unacceptable for an MLB team

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 9:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

C'mon Holm

you can hit jarjar

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2008 8:58 PM PDT   0 recs

Holm > Notgardo

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2008 8:58 PM PDT   0 recs

Notgardo>Sprout sandwich

by Moggeee on Aug 4, 2008 9:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Not a fan of sprouts?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Steve Holm!

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2008 8:58 PM PDT   0 recs

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:58 PM PDT   0 recs

They're not pinch hitting for Cain?

Man, Bochy’s crazy.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 8:58 PM PDT   0 recs

I hear he has a big head.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 8:59 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't believe you

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:00 PM PDT