Open Gameday Thread III: Revenge of the Pith

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Cain sucks so much
He’s painful to watch
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The truth bears repeating
until we get it into our skulls
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Athletic Nation Gym scares me
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 4, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
Cain sucks so much
He’s painful to watch
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
So true, I had to say it twice
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
The truth bears repeating
until we get it into our skulls
During commercials
Does anyone else’s Comcast have incredibly loud static overriding the sound? It happens at least once a game and it’s REALLY LOUD.
Yvan Eht Nioj is just “Join The Navy” backwards.
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That was an adventure, Randy
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 4, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
way to suck, matt cain
FYP
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Moral: Do not arouse the beast in Matt Cain
He’s been a pussycat up until now
He STARTed out his day at the QUALITY Inn.
Duh.
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.595 OPS for the Giants since the All-Star break
.245/.280/.315/.595
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
fail
http://www.baseball-reference.com/b/bondsba01.shtml
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
hahahaha
that’s awesome. and yet we are still winning.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
I don’t not believe the numbers, more like I don’t believe we havn’t been contracted yet. That is unacceptable for an MLB team
Not a fan of sprouts?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
They're not pinch hitting for Cain?
Man, Bochy’s crazy.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
I don't believe you
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
But Cain sucks
I don’t think you’re taking that into account.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Lincecum
AT BEST!
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Now that's what I call a...
hit by Randy Winn
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
DWIGT!
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Has Special Agent Scarn finally found his Catherine-Zeta?
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Flannery's lucky
Holm would’ve been out by a mile.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 4, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
true
but sometimes you gotta force the action
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala
i like him
it could just be that im used to omar though
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
Off to lunch
Bring this win home, Giants!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 4, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
you aren’t keeping up… It’s the Giants team OPS since the ASB
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
I am not a fan of this Cost Plus commercial
who fights about the origins of baseball?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
0-Fer August
and a week of July, fer crissakes.
after this inning it will be
109!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
is francouer
really so bad that he hits in the 8 hole?
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
I remember
how bad espn was jocking him when he first came up. talk about falling off a cliff
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Braves bullpen vs Giants offense
Irresistible force of ass versus immovable object of suck.
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I can tell by the pixels
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Boring
Tell me when he gets to 109.
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starting the day
with some matt cain domination is pretty damn sweet. I can’t think of anything better.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
what domination?
Cain sucks
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
ya
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Even with his struggles
Randy Winn would be valuable to a contender. I dont care what anyone says.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
yah
I have never seen it discussed here.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
But then who will be at the Giants dugout store along with posters of Randy Winn?
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Another delay at Wrigley
this time lightning hit the scoreboard and sent Berkman running for cover even before the umps called time.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
Ok, Cain's pitching to Kotsay
sit Taschner the F down
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala
uh oh
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Dear bullpen
I know you all hate Matt Cain, but can you please just give him one?
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
run and hide
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Terrible Call
I’ll take a tired Cain over a Lefty-Lefty matchup with Taschner any day
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala
Why no double switch? Could have gotten the veteran savvy that is Dave Roberts into the game.
(runs away)
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
except for those few times
when his man gets him
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
time to breathe again
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Only until the top of the 8th
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Nope
Castillo’s due up next inning
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice job Taschner
And a great game from Cain! He really showed some acelike stuff out there tonight!
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OT:
Alex Smith and Jason Hill beat DeAngelo Hall twice for TDs in their joint practice this evening.
Superbowl here we come!
I secretly am too
but I was SO optimistic about last year, and that just completely destroyed my ability to be optimisitic.
I really think Alex is a good QB, but I’m not confident he’ll grasp the offense quickly. I think the defense is really going to be quite good, but I’m just not sure the offense will get it going early enough to make something out of the season. It should be more fun to watch than last year, though.
That’s pretty much exactly how I feel. Only, I seem to like to set myself up to get hurt. Masochism FTW!
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
The good thing is
if the offense is just OK, the team will be very strong. The D is good enough and Andy Lee will win any field position battles.
DeAngelo Hall
has always been very very overrated
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 4, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
OT: is there a worse smell in the world than
a Durian? I hate those things.
sorry, its killing me.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
zing!
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe you are used to it? I just moved to Singapore and they are everywhere and I get blindsided by it all the time.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 4, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Rich Aurilia: “Why would you try a real bunt?”
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Castillo breaks the home run drought right here.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
2 outs, no body on
this would be your best bet
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
OT: My Mom Roxorz!
She just emailed me. Won a couple thousand in the lottery, sent me a couple of hundred with a “go have fun, I’m going to Florida for a couple of weeks.”
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
Your going to Florida
with a couple hundred?
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 impala
Well, this certainly wasn’t Matt’s best start in awhile, but he gutted it out.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
GAMER
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5 walks and multiple ABs where he started with 0-2 and ended up in a walk (with no pitches anywhere near the zone) is very disappointing to me. But I have very high standards for Matt Cain.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Higher than mine
I just sent him another love letter
If he was good, he wouldn’t have been nicknamed Rallykiller.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 4, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up

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