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Open Gameday Thread, 8/4

Atlanta Braves at San Francisco Giants, Aug 4, 2008 7:15 PM PDT



W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Matt Cain 6-9 23 23 1 1 0 0 148.1 131 65 61 12 58 138 3.70 1.27


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Jair Jurrjens 10-6 21 21 0 0 0 0 132.1 123 51 45 8 46 96 3.06 1.28

Yousa people gonna strike out?

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R Winn RF
I Ochoa SS
F Lewis LF
A Rowand CF
J Bowker 1B
J Castillo 3B
E Burriss 2B
S Holm C
M Cain P

by superk1ng on Aug 4, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

why isn’t Ishikawa in the lineup?

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I vote we move Winn to 3B

He played there during that crazy game against the Dbacks so lets do it again. That would allow us to move Bowker to RF where he belongs, get TI into the lineup at 1B and get Castillo out of the lineup entirely… I do not see a problem with this idea at all

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

this

makes more sense than half the moves sabean and bochy have made

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...winn plays a great RF though.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 5, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

next month?

by timmeh on Aug 4, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what is the hold up for this month?

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

because this month a true gamer would have to be sent down to make room for him.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steve Holm Sighting

See, I knew he was still on the roster!

The All-Father is now a Giant!

by EliminateMe on Aug 4, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The legends!

They’re true!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JAIR

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

After a weekend of Big Band Music on the Hornet, I’m ready for baseball.

Good to see Molina resting, I’m liking this lineup.

And btw I hear Matt C is a whole lot of suck.

by timmeh on Aug 4, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

in before Matt Cain sucks

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shit

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 4, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too late

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pre-game OT Music Question

I really like Oingo Boingo, does this make me gay?

I’ll take your response off air.

by xanthan on Aug 4, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if you have to ask…..

by timmeh on Aug 4, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just sayin’ that Islands off of Nothing to Fear is a fucking awesome song.

by xanthan on Aug 4, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frandsen took BP today

50-50 chance he returns this season, bochy says

by superk1ng on Aug 4, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great news, hope he will be ready and not rushed (by himself)

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's the rush?

i mean, it’s one thing if he’s completely recovered. then it would make sense for him to get a few ABs. but there is absolutely no reason to rush him in this season.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If there is a rush it will be by Franny to get a game under his belt this season

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one needs to see a Triumphant Return Gone Horribly Wrong. Frandsen should come back only if he and Groeschner are sure.

by offthedeepend on Aug 4, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agree and that is where the 50/50 come in

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don’t see it. sabean’s going to want something in return, not just salary relief. otherwise he would’ve been traded already.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Around the trade deadline Sabean was saying there was no interest from other teams regarding Aurilia.

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So who plays third when Castillo starts at second?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bowker

since clearly he doesn’t get the same short leash on defense that velez got…

we may as well check him out everywhere just for shits and giggles.

by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 4, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Bowker at 3rd would be shits and not so much giggles.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Before anyone else gets in and says it

SCIERholtz lol!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 4, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yabu

on days cain is slated to start

by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 4, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If that happens, Aurilia can finally sleep.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This

will be my first Giants game in over 2 weeks.

Too bad Cain’s pitching. IDK if you all know this, but he sucks pretty bad. Like terribly.

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

man, don't remind us

hurts me to think about it

by offthedeepend on Aug 4, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh, a Cain start? Again?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am so sick of this no-talent clown.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DFA him!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah

just get him to work on getting outs

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope he’s on a short, short leash.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pull him

after his first baserunner

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, why wait so long? Pull him after the first pitch he throws for a ball.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought of that

right after i hit post

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Banned!

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 4, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT

Joba is losing. Just gave up a homer to Michael Young. Ich hasse den Joba und die Yankees

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

die Bart, die

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good job with the articles.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Danke

Finally putting those six years of German to use.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Joba just left the game with a shoulder-ailment. As much as can’t stand him or his team, you never want to see that happen.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In other baseball news

Joba Chamberlain just gave up a three run homer to Michael Young. How do you say “suck it” in Huttese?

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Watching the pre-game. . .

Props to Amy G. for her catching and batting skills. She looked decent during the balldude thing.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's the better 3-hitter

Freddy or Mark freakin Kotsay

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Aug 4, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well

it only took them all season to try lewis in 3-spot, hard to say…

by offthedeepend on Aug 4, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kotsay pretty much = Winn, so it depends on whether you thought Winn was a good 3-hitter.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy and Skates both think he can smack 25 HRs.

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not so sure he could in ATT. Maybe in cinci or philly.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Aug 4, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 4, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Bruce Bochy Show

Specializing in baseball cliches and generally boring and unenlightening conversation since 2007.

by out machine on Aug 4, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Manny Parra vs Prince Fielder

Wonder what happened there.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jair Jair Binks

(I C wot U did thar)

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on Aug 4, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

With all the talk today about SF organization 2b prospects it is good to see Nooner hitting a HR and stealing a base today.

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oops

left out the best stat

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Signature wilriv sarcasm.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 4, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We still won’t score any runs.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha wtf Rowand is all uh er well I uh um with Amy G here.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I see Jurrjens hasn’t given up a homer in his last 4 starts, but gave up 3 in the one before that. How long could our homerless streak go?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Aug 4, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe we’re at 102, so another 9 would make it 111. But I suck at math, so don’t take my word for it.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I couldn't remember if we were at 102 or 103

you may be right

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tonight's the night

Skates or Bowker get wet tonight

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s wil’s nickname for Lewis.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fred Lewis

Actually, it’s really Lonnie Smith.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Call Fred Lewis “Skates” because he reminds me of former ML player Lonnie Smith

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK

I knew that once, but I forgot it

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least one game longer

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So

are the giants the only team in the league with no double digit homerun guys?

I'm young but i didn't fall off the truck yesterday!

by jbowl on Aug 4, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is pretty embarrassing.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Aug 4, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What happened to the days of Mays, McCovey, Cepeda and Hart?

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Utley, Burrell, and Howard

Easily more homers than our entire team.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Howard and Utley alone

are only 2 back

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell, even Hill and Carreon were hitting more than these guys.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, we don’t have to worry about tonight’s game. We just got dinner in Jack London Square with friends of my wife before they took the ferry to the ballpark. Their 4-year old son, Anthony, promised me he’d tell the Giants to win, and that if they weren’t doing well, he’d go in and play catcher. So it’s all taken care of.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

phew!

He can call a few good ones for Cain

by offthedeepend on Aug 4, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Secret weapon!

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good distraction from the game

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Aug 4, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOWW

I forgot how awesome baseball is. I love you, mlb.tv mosaic.

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Cain is about as compelling and charismatic in his tv ad as Freddie and WInn are in theirs.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He has as much charisma as he has talent

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But he says to GIVE MONEY to Project Open Hand’s 5K Plate to Plate walk/run. You should donate to me. Because Matt Cain said so.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Jurgens"

isn’t it a g like in “gentle”?

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s how I’ve been pronouncing it.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kuip just said

“jurgens” like the lotion. Sounded funny

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He called him Jeer Jurgens.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Almost 2 runs per 9 in July?

PATHETIC! When will he learn how to throw shutouts every time!? Never, I bet.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay high socks!

Uh, I mean those high socks are really ugly. >:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no matter how ugly it looks, i support any ballplayer who decides to go with the short pants and the high socks.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

high socks are good

by giantfan5 on Aug 4, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just not on me…

by giantfan5 on Aug 4, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of my favorite looks to rock is the funky socks/miniskirt/sneakers. Color-coordinated of course.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey speak for yourself. Some of the Giants have great legs.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

high socks are always awesome.

though I guess Barry would look wrong with them, but that’s all I can think of.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am in favor of high socks/stirrups.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer the stirrups. Old-timey.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, me too. I always did the high stirrup thing when I was in Little League.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

better than regular socks. also, the white sox should go with white socks over black sanis.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

white stirrups, i mean.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but

they are the white sox… not the black sox with white stirrups

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh-huh

the sani is only there to prevent you from DYING.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

D:

I turned the game on to see an 0-2 count and Matt then threw 4 consecutive balls.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Turn it off.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why is this jerk still in the game?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain got lucky there.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

luck

is the only reason his ERA is under 4

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

horrible pitch to get the double play, very lucky right there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

From the garbled syntax department:

The ESPN Game Preview for tonight includes this gem of clarity:

Any chance of making the playoffs seemed to evaporate last week for the Atlanta Braves. That’s a couple weeks longer than the San Francisco Giants’ postseason aspirations appear to have dissolved.

So…umm…our aspirations dissolve longer? That’s good, right?

The All-Father is now a Giant!

by EliminateMe on Aug 4, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Also, even forgetting the garbled grammar, they think our playoff hopes only evaporated a few weeks ago!?

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow. bad writing detector going wild here..

by giantfan5 on Aug 4, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait...

ESPN reports on things that aren’t Bret Favre? Since when?

by Merope on Aug 4, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck you Kotsay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There goes the no-hitter.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah but he is throwing a shutout

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain is worthless.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD McCann

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Kain

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hm, why am I not surprised it was Shane Victorino with the more or less helmet to helmet contact on McCann?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s way too long of an acronym for me to make out.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think it’s an acronym.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I see now.

I’m slow with the way these crazy kids are talking today.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My grandmother watching the game saw the replay on that and called Victorino a complete dickhead.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha my grandma would be very offended by your grandma

by giantfan5 on Aug 4, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah probably. A lot of the time her random profanity is amusing.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My wife’s grandmother didn’t swear (in English, at least), but one time we were at a dim sum restaurant, and she was displeased with the mooshu pork, so she said, VERY LOUDLY and repeatedly in Mandarin, “They have deceived us!” Good times!

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha
ah, grandmas…

by giantfan5 on Aug 4, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol best. I can’t wait to get old, myself. At least then my bursts of profanity and misanthropy can be excused with “oh she’s just a crazy old lady.”

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what did victorino do to the giants

that everybody hates? i remember hating him for a reason, but cant rememebr what that reason was.

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he homered, I don’t even remember it, I was pissed about the bush league baserunning.

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure he homered in that game

I forgot about the baserunning play

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by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I looked at the box score and he did.

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember him getting away with making his own base path.

Was that during Timmy’s debut?

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes and yes

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

homered off Lincecum?

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

in lincecum’s first start, he ran towards Omar (who was standing on the grass) to draw an interference call. and then he smirked about it like a douchebag afterwards

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was the dipshit who got picked off, was in a rundown, and ran directly OUT of the basepaths to run into Omar Vizquel, standing on the outfield grass, to get a defensive interferance call. The dumbass umpires said he was “setting his own baseline.”

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oooohhhhh yeaaaahhh

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that pitch was waaaay inside

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, I hate the Braves, but they have some great baseball names ont heir team. Jair Jurgens, Omar Infante, Yunel Escobar….

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That pitch was so full of suck, it cleaned up Holm’s glove.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hennessey has gotten all the bad pitching luck again tonight. Fresno down 3-0 before they even bat. Ishikawa is facing a LHP so he is batting 6th tonight

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Luck?

Is that a typo? The L and S are on opposite sides of the keyboard…

by txgiant on Aug 4, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just Winn, baby!

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What’s with the “Beach” patch on the sleeves of the Braves’ jerseys?

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rud Beach?

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, nice.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like ochoa's ab's

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

If this is normal, I like it.

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me likey his legs

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TMI

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he said he liked his abs

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ohhh, i GET it now!

by giantfan5 on Aug 4, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you count pick offs

jair’s pitch count is high

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Speed!

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by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i like winn in the lead off spot

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better than as a #3 hitter, at least.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, wished he would have been there earlier in the season

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It only

took 3/4 of the season for them to figure out that he shouldn’t hit 3rd.

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least. Wasn’t he hitting third at least part of last year too?

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Skates, the run producing bunion man

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We should call him Paul Bunyon AMIRIGHT??

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next, you’ll be rejecting “Ishi, Last of his Tribe” as a nickname for Travis Ishikawa.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably since I do not understand the reference

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a book many folks of my generation had to read in middle school:

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Much oblige. How old are you?

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Born in 1980.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Though the book is from the 70s, now that I check.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speed beat defense that time.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

im not 100% sure thats true..

it was really close

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

speed has no slump

only the occasional bunion

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yup

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure seems like it. I don’t mind.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

really tho

Other than his HR power, it’s kind of like having three leadoff men top of the order.

by offthedeepend on Aug 4, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Walk!

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Skates, the base clogging machine with a bunion

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bah.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FREDDIE

STEAL THIRD LIKE THE WIND

by offthedeepend on Aug 4, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

but the bunions!

by giantfan5 on Aug 4, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BALK

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sooo,

I’b guessing Lewis’ foot is effed up?

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you are correct. bunion.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man

Rowand might be really valuable if he was batting 7th for us instead of 4th

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by camwoody on Aug 4, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

will he have any trade value this winter?

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably not. long contract.

by cornball on Aug 4, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trade a veteran????

No no no we trade for veterans. So silly.

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by camwoody on Aug 4, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a productive inning.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Randy got some nice exercise.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 4, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey four more like that and they will have to take Jair Jair out.

6th inning rally FTW

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by camwoody on Aug 4, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol i mute and stop paying attn once the inning is over…

by giantfan5 on Aug 4, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The point of that ad campaign seems to be that their customers are socially awkward morons.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry Roger you tiger now

Bring that one back.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no offense to will

but i think a different lefty had the sweetest swing the giants have ever seen

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Noo...

all that guy was good for was a few homers…

by giantfan5 on Aug 4, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

an interesting question. Have always loved Clark’s swing

by wilriv21 on Aug 4, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Range!

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just got back from Weeds, yay.

by xanthan on Aug 4, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have a cousin who’s a Braves fan and is the only non-Giants fan in the family (those who live in California, anyway). I think it’s because he grew up watching TBS all the time. I bet he’s at this game.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KKain

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What a sucky pitch.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giants K-Saver

What if the Giants pitchers struck out 20? Free tickets?

by giantfan5 on Aug 4, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but there will still be “convenience” fees.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In Giants baseball, team pays you!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A better question is: what happens at 21 strikeouts?

by txgiant on Aug 4, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They pay you. Which they should’ve been doing for months, given the state of the team.

by jcb9 on Aug 4, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come to the yard, get a dollar day

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by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

should be paying us to come see Cain AMIRITE

by offthedeepend on Aug 4, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep that kid at second!

by Grant on Aug 4, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no sarcasm this time?

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny diving Manny

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THATS MY BOY

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 4, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love all Manny Burrisses.

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“Castillo on the first pitch pops it up.”

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They need to make a button that just plays that recording to save Kuip some breath.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

make one for Bengie too

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by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone seen the guy who plays Sgt. Randleman in Band of Brothers? He kinda reminds me of a mix between Sabes and Cain. I know, it’s just me, but I find it funny…

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1023646976/nm0191044

by giants9107 on Aug 4, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I always thought Cain looked like a younger Grady.

by txgiant on Aug 4, 2008 7:50 PM PDT