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Teehee

Dick Pole

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Dick Pole vs. Rusty Kuntz

Steel Cage Death Match!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow, I imagine such a thing looking like this:

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

RickRohl! The legends are true!

by rotorueter on Aug 30, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

victory thread

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 30, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Emmanuel Burriss – future leadoff hitter? OBP MACHINE!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

velez has a .848 OPS in august

by kingofthacove on Aug 30, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

E-U-GEN-I-O

Not very chant-able…

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

think bingo

Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.

by irwin on Aug 30, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar on deck? Not Roberts?

by rotorueter on Aug 30, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Strategy!

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure I understand the Thread image and I’m not sure I want to

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Professional gamer

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He freaks me out, and I’m pretty sure I’m a gonna replace him with a LOLcat when the game is over.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 30, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody will be able to tell the difference anyway.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just on MCC, or in life?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIME TO BRING IN TYLER WALKER

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just joking, Boch.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s OK, Walker’s groundball tendencies will work well here.

by rotorueter on Aug 30, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So far so good.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t watch…
I mean aside from the fact that this game isn’t being televised here.

by Merope on Aug 30, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, Eugene E. O.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it just me or does Walker look slimmer?

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Cincinnati is a small media market, so there are fewer cameras on him.

by rotorueter on Aug 30, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

A HARD HITTING INVESTIGATIVE REPORT

You know, if Burriss had any semblance of power at all, he’d be a pretty good player.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

We should pitch in and buy him a barbell set

by rotorueter on Aug 30, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

TYLER

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This seems appropriate for Walker

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE SWITCH

HELL YEAH

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

oh bruce bochy no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean, really, why WOULDNT you take out the only guy on your team who has been on base all 4 at bats?

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Aug 30, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss moved to 2nd.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you win this time bochy

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Aug 30, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure you have to double switch in order to replace your pitcher.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good throw from Rohlinger!

(Blink)

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch

Kenny Rogers and Nate Robertson each gave up six runs in the Royals/Tigers game.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Robertson in the bullpen now?

by rotorueter on Aug 30, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

JACK

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

again? but we’ve already seen this ending

by Merope on Aug 30, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when the game was tied?

that was nice

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 30, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

glad taschner came in

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Aug 30, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

COREY PATTERSON?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

A…..lefty……hit…..a lefty
….
……….
……………………………………………………………..
TWICE!?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

A fine display of managing by Bochy.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Taschner sucks

MURS for President!!!!!!!

by jtoj on Aug 30, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Special Agent Jack Toochas!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corey Patterson, offensive machine.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Felipe Alou School of Bullpen Management!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BC IS NOW UP 21-0

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Boston College is my favorite college that’s called Boston and isn’t in Boston.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Yabu just try to do the fake to third, throw to first move despite there not being anyone on first?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

That's why he tried it

Nobody saw it coming

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 30, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double play please.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

ok

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 30, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

Root beer please.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry all we have is gingerale and some black cherry stuff

by Merope on Aug 30, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Patterson

not like the Giants will score another run anyway.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

The lip sync is off on this GM commercial.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

so annoying

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 30, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, if you give the employee discount to everyone, it’s NOT AN EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT ANYMORE!!!!! IS ANYONE LISTENING TO ME HELLO HELLO!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar is at bat!

We’re winning this!

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Got another home run in you, Dwight?

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching Vizquel hit now, you have to translate into dog years. So that counts for a grad slam.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well

Tashner sucks.

MURS for President!!!!!!!

by jtoj on Aug 30, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That was close

damn

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 30, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

DAAAAAA:LJK:ILJELIDJ::O IUOU:LJKAL:KHLKJ

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Ohhhhhhhhh

close

MURS for President!!!!!!!

by jtoj on Aug 30, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Operation Strasburg shows some faint signs of life.

by rotorueter on Aug 30, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Braves have tied their game with the Nationals!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pirates aren’t cooperating, though.

Which reminds me: anytime I feel really bad about the Giants, I think of what it would be like to be a Pirates fan. Give it a few years and there will be major league ballplayers who were born after their last winning season.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sucked.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHER OF FUCK

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 30, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Bochy

This loss is as much on him as it is on Correia and Taschner. What an absolute idiot.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 30, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve grown tired of him.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’tcha mean groan?

by Merope on Aug 30, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK with this

It’s hard to feel bad for long. We don’t need wins. The team showed some fight which is promising for next year. The youngsters got some hits. And I don’t mind seeing Cincy get some wins at home. They’ve had a long year and, as a good baseball town, deserve a little fun. My late father, who grew up there but ended up in the Bay Area, couldn’t get away fast enough because it’s so damn conservative.

by NearestNorwich on Aug 30, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes and no...

My grandfather (born in 1888) grew up in Cincinnati and was a big Reds fan. So I think I feel similar about the Reds to the way you do. They’re one of a very few teams I don’t hate, and actually like a little bit.

And yes, the Giants battled back and made a game of what for all intents and purposes seemed like a lost cause early on.

But any hope I might have in a promising future is repeatedly undermined and quickly choked out when I think about the galactically stupid Bruce Bochy and the mind-bogglingly dense Brian Sabean continuing to run things.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 30, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweep tomorrow

We’ve got Sergeant Suck going tomorrow.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, there really is a http://www.creepyguy.com/.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Chiming in a little late

Just to say:

Anagram of “pitcher Jack Taschner” = CATCH A SPHINCTER. JERK.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 30, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

anagram of Jack Taschner

you suck

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Aug 30, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAL WINS!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Aug 30, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

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