Zooperstars!
Our favorite inflatable mascots made it to the semi-finals of America's Got Talent. Let's all keep our fingers crossed that voters are as dumb as we are and think that these lovable goofs are worthy of advancing closer to the million dollar prize.
Here's video of Alex Frogriguez, Tiger Woodschuck, Harry Canary, Snail Earnhardt Jr and, of course, the irrepressible Pee Wee Geese gettin' down with their bad selves and thrilling the crowd.
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Gawd that’s baaaaad…
Funny, but baaaaaad…
by Merope on Aug 30, 2008 8:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
haha!
i hope they win, if for no other reason than i’m sick of all these lame competition reality shows
by giantfan5 on Aug 30, 2008 10:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
raped
you guys saw him do it. Goofus raped my eyes and my keen sensibilities.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2008 11:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that
is a very hungry snail.
BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Aug 30, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd go to Vegas just to see their show
VAE PVTO DEVS FIO
by Bhaakon on Aug 30, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They’d have to brawl with the Cal Golden Bear, the Stanford Tree and the other fightin’ mascots from the collegiate and minor league ranks to get my dead presidents.
Ultimate Mascot Fighting = $$$$
it's always noonan somewhere
by sectionop92 on Sep 1, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I ignored them last time 'round...I'll ignore them agian this time 'round.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 30, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that’s what I get for not checking for reply fails
by rotorueter on Aug 30, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What’s this about a bra?
Only 835 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Sep 1, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s a booze bra.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 1, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“natto” is pronounced “not-toh” though.
by Natto on Aug 30, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was really bastardized version of Benitez, not the fermented beans.
VAE PVTO DEVS FIO
by Bhaakon on Aug 30, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe it’s actually how “Nate” would be written in katakana. Its resemblance in spelling to the fermented beans is probably just a coincidence.
Still in despair.
by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm, interesting. you wouldn’t try and get the long a sound and spell it Neitto?
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Aug 31, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a typing error. I meant “Nat”.
Still in despair.
by Zetsuboushita on Aug 31, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zooperstars
Their visit to Dodd was the highlight during the dreary relationship we’ve endured with the Giants.
by thehondohurricane on Aug 31, 2008 2:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Snail Earnheardt Jr. eating that guy sold them for me.
I am a zooperstar believer.
BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Aug 31, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A few comments about that video
1) No wonder they keep advancing. They have a zooperstar on the judging panel. I don’t quite know his name, though. David Has-seal-hoff?
2) Upon further review, that’s not a zooperstar. That’s actually David Hasselhoff.
3) Why are there two British judges on a show called America’s Got Talent?
4) That’s one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen.
5) They have won me over, too.
6) I still won’t change my avatar to be one of those.
7) Their plan to take over the world is working.
Only 835 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Sep 1, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3) Every reality show has to have a snarky British dude. Duh. There are more Brit ties though.The show is based on a UK show (like many if not all US reality shows) and is produced by Simon Cowell.
by Natto on Sep 1, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A a Brit, it’s hard not to be proud of bringing such quality tv to the rest of the world!
Proud owner of the most boring Username! Alex Hinshaw: Now showing in a bullpen near you!
by GiantFan on Sep 2, 2008 4:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
7) Their plan to take over the world is working.
They’ll enslave the human race
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Sep 2, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For those not following closely, the Zooperstars have advanced to the final 20 on America’s Got Talent!
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Sep 4, 2008 7:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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