Of Barry Zito and the Darkest of Secrets
We all know oodles of stories about Barry Zito. Fat-pocketed pitcher, accomplished guitarist (!), dated Alyssa Milano and Hillary Duff, 120+ million-dollar contract, satin pillows and stuffed animals on the road, and other various idiosyncracies. Retelling the tale that is to follow isn't nearly as much fun if you have to explain who the guy is to the layperson (even worse if the guy end's up being another Kevin Appier).
But I mean, how do you not know who BARRY ZITO is, Mr. Immigrant Guy at the deli? Cy Young winner, gets paid $5000 per pitch, etc. Further, with the countless stories over the past year of his signing by the Giants being among the worst ever, a little part of me dies inside.
Then again, the same guy would be scratching his head if I lived in the boyhood home of Mickey Mantle.
I live in Barry Zito's old house. OK, there. I said it.
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Flash back to December of 2004. I was returning from my then 6 year-old son's baseball practice. With the bed of my truck loaded with baseball gear, we pulled into our driveway when a man walking up the street started toward our house. He was the man who sold the home previously, twice actually. I gave him a few words about how tired we were in an effort to shoo him away, trying to avoid whatever sales pitch he was obviously crafting.
He noticed our baseball gear and quipped, "Do ya watch much baseball on TV?"
"Yeah, probably too much." I replied.
"You know, there's a guy who pitches for the Oakland A's...Barry Zito...he used to live here years ago."
The man I was speaking with was the property manager back then and the house used to be a rental. Joe Zito lived there with his son and daughter while they attended Grossmont High School. I learned from the guy that Barry was a pretty wild teenager back in his high school days, constantly having friends over and partying into the wee hours when his dad was out of town. Apparently the La Mesa Police made many a visit to young Barry's house.
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Oakland at Seattle, 2006
My buddy Pete in Seattle called me and told me he spoke to Barry Zito during Mariners batting practice and mentioned that I live in his old house. Although Pete wasn't able to recall my address, he told Barry that it was in La Mesa. Barry acknowledged and let him know that he stills drives by on occassion when he is in the area, and the last time he did so, he stopped to take pictures. When Pete told me this, I was floored.
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The news came across the wire in the offseason in 2006. Barry Zito had been signed to the richest contract ever provided to a pitcher, and he was going to pitch for my beloved San Francisco Giants. This was just too perfect, an obsessive-compulsive Giants fan like myself, living in the boyhood home of my team's ace pitcher. Are you kidding me? I made it my personal mission to meet Barry at some point and let him know that his former home was being tended to by one of his supporters. I tried a couple of times during 2007 when the Giants were in playing the Padres, but to no avail. He never seemed to get within earshot, and I didn't want to count myself among many of the other jackasses barking at him. Not my style.
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August 1, 2008
An errant throw by Jack Taschner during pre-game long toss sends Barry my way, front row on the third base side of the infield at Petco Park. Without so much as a millisecond of hesitation, I blurted out, "Barry, I live in your old house!"
"Really. The one on Xxxxxx Drive?" (street name hidden to protect the current occupant)
"Yup." I replied, verifying the house's address.
"Since when?"
"Since October of 2004. Had no idea until the local realtor told me, and then we started junk mail with your dad's name on it."
We spoke for a few minutes as batting practice was winding down. He let me know that the smallest of the three bedrooms was his, and that he used to have a mound in the backyard, exactly 60 feet from where they had slapped down a home plate. I told him that my oldest son currently inhabits that same bedroom, and that he practices his left-handed pitching on that same stretch of soil. He let me know that it was incredible that a left-handed young Giants fan now pitches there, and said "maybe we'll see him up at this level someday!"
Here are the two lefties in question:
In closing, I let him know that he is welcome to stop by anytime if he wants to walk the halls once again, figuring he might need to revisit his past to better propser his future (or some Zen-like crap like that). He ate it up, and said he will likely take me up on that.
August 2, 2008
Pitcher IP H R ER BB SO HR
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Zito (W, 6-13) 8.0 3 0 0 4 5 0
Barry turns in his best outing as a Giant. Coincidence, or divine appointment?
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tell your kid to attack the strike zone
Rafael Rodriguez: Pretty young!
by BrianBokake on Aug 3, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One of my favorite posts ever.
I went to the game today, and bummer, they lost.. .
But really I’ve been super busy with my new job at Stone brewing, which has meant a move to SD and less focus on the giants as they’re not always on TV, etc…. i”ve kind of lost focus on them and didn’t realize they won the last two. I looked up the stats for last night’s game because a friend told me Barry was pitching and I was in disbelief because we won. Then I saw Barry went 8 with a sub-1 WHIP, WOW. I was talking to my buddy, who I went to high school with and is perhaps a bigger giants fan than I about how confused we were that Barry did that (jokingly, but also kind of serious.
I love this story and hope this coincidence has some significance for Barry, and the young one in question. I would love to see him in a giants uni dominating in the future.
I hope Barry stops by too. I’m sure it’d do him good.
by Yoostey on Aug 3, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
seconded
best fanpost ever!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 3, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
third best!
Actually, though, this is really cool.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Aug 4, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
stone
I can’t wait until after 2012, when I can get to all the Vertical Epics I have been aging!
and by then, the giants might even be good!
By the way, are you all on good terms with Alesmith? I always wondered how it played out in S.D. compared to the marin and sonoma co. brewers (who are mostly all friends with each other).
by haverecords on Aug 4, 2008 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good looking kid
hopefully that bedroom is blessed and your son someday will get a 126 million contract to suck big time too
by bacci40 on Aug 3, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome story
much better than my buying Zito dinner at Denny’s story. Thanks for sharing.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 3, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
where can i find that story?
Rafael Rodriguez: Pretty young!
by BrianBokake on Aug 3, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I posted a few months ago during a gameday thread I think
but the short version is that my dad and I went to the game the night that Zito got moved to the pen and afterwards we decided to go to the Denny’s in Corte Madera. While we were eating Zito came in with a lady friend and was seated in a booth near us. He was visibly frustrated and it was obvious that he really didn’t want to deal with anyone. At one point I made eye contact with him (I had my Giants hat on so it was obvious I knew who he was) and just gave him an encouraging smile and nod. At the end of our meal my father and I picked up Zito’s check and he thanked us, shook our hands and said that it really meant a lot to him.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 3, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my father and I picked up Zito’s check
//head explodes//
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 3, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i pick up zitos check
every time he eats. thank you $30 bleacher seats. on a more upbeat note: both good stories
Rafael Rodriguez: Pretty young!
by BrianBokake on Aug 3, 2008 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree with Delorean and BrianBokake on this.
I’m surprised that he would allow anyone to pay for his meals…
I would have preferred to have heard that he paid for everyone else’s meals that night. Being magnanimous always makes me feel better. However, it’s still an interesting anecdote. I’m sure that you and your dad felt better after picking up his check.
BTW, I lived in Corte Madera as a kid (between 1965 & 70). I loved growing up there…
by Jakespaar on Aug 4, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
The man’s making millions of dollars every year. He doesn’t need people paying for him.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Aug 4, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He did originally protest
but we insisted. His bill was only $18 if I remember correctly so it wasn’t like it was a huge expenditure, but it was our way of showing some support to a guy who was obviously down in the dumps at the time.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 4, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was he eating the “Grand Slam” breakfast? Because that would have been appropriate.
by xanthan on Aug 4, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or the “Completely Lacking in Value Meal”... or is that McDs?
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Aug 4, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats a really cool story
keep us updated if he stops by
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Aug 3, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
La Mesa?
My buddy lives by the Costco down there. Is it around there?
by Giant Voodoo on Aug 3, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it’s about 2 miles from there.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Aug 4, 2008 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great great story. Too bad there’s no way to make a Fanpost sticky. (cue the dirty jokes)
by Natto on Aug 3, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
That might have been one of the most interesting stories I’ve heard in a while.
I concur with bacci and wish baseball success upon your child!
BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Aug 3, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Although we’d all prefer it if your son didn’t, you know, lose his stuff once he signed the huge contract…
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
by Lyle on Aug 4, 2008 6:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is a really awesome story.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
by Skaldheim on Aug 3, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s awesome to hear your son is pitching in the same backyard!
by Dan from NM on Aug 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
awesome
Fantastic story. I’m forwarding it to my Dad, who’s about as familiar with Barry Zito as that immigrant guy at the deli you spoke of, but he grew up in La Mesa and went to Grossmont, so he’ll love this. Apropos of almost nothing, a couple of the 9/11 hijackers lived in a rented house in La Mesa for a while, too. Probably after Barry’s time.
by sularz on Aug 3, 2008 11:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That really was a great read, thanks for sharing it.
by fwoty oz on Aug 3, 2008 11:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you for sharing. Let us know if he ever stops by.
by APGiantsFan on Aug 4, 2008 12:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Internet nerd worlds are colliding
I just stumbled this. And I read this post earlier today.
Something sort of funny/sarcastic about the Giants here.
by UnderRadar on Aug 4, 2008 2:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet story..
Your son will now sign a $126M deal some day.
by xanthan on Aug 4, 2008 6:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately, due to Zimbabwean-scale inflation, a mochafrappuccino from Starbucks will run you $5M
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 4, 2008 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to live in La Mesa
And would have gone to Grossmont had I not moved to Morgan Hill.
I also used to be a padre fan…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 4, 2008 8:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I lived by SDSU during college…not too far.
Adoptive father of howtheyscored. The beatings will begin momentarily.
by Goofus on Aug 4, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great post
My advice: put your home on the market, then watch Brian Sabean swoop in and offer you 40% more than the nearest bidder
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2008 8:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 4, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's your son?
I thought Danny Glover already adopted him?
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 4, 2008 9:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great story and nice to hear Zito was so cool. I can’t help but wonder how good Zito could have been if the rubber had been exactly sixty feet, six inches from the plate.
Adoptive father of howtheyscored. The beatings will begin momentarily.
by Goofus on Aug 4, 2008 9:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oops. Was going to add that your son is a real cute kid!
Adoptive father of howtheyscored. The beatings will begin momentarily.
by Goofus on Aug 4, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't Zito talk about this on Saturday night's postgame interview?
He was talking about driving by his old neighborhood Saturday morning and stopping by to see some neighbor friends who, it turned out, still lived down the street from his house.
What a great story, oooreebay.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Aug 4, 2008 10:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great story!
Glad I didn’t miss it, as I spend all my time in Fanshots.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 4, 2008 10:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Liar!
We all know itt’s fanshots and porn
Adoptive father of howtheyscored. The beatings will begin momentarily.
by Goofus on Aug 4, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But isn’t that where you find Fanshots???
Or wait… is that a different kind of shot…
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2008 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
Any chance you can give him his house back? Maybe this can continue
www.wazzel.com (prove your sports knowledge if you can)
by NeifiChicken on Aug 4, 2008 11:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's an amazing story
I was at that August 2nd game! Yes!
by aybayz on Aug 4, 2008 11:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice Story
I enjoyed reading this. It’s very cool that your son is pitching from Barry’s old mound.
It’s also nice to hear something positive about Zito (for a change)...
by Jakespaar on Aug 4, 2008 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
22 recommends
that’s got to be some sort of record!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 4, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can’t possibly be the only person who keeps reading this as Barry Zito and the Chamber of Secrets.
Which would be a appropriate, since that was the lamest of the 7 books.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, by which I mean Barry Zito is lame.
This FanPost is cool. This FanPost is totally the Goblet of Fire of FanPosts.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 5, 2008 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rags would not be pleased.
Since when was Barry Zito given permission to smile?
"And heeeere cooome the pretzels!"
by NightPutting on Aug 4, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i enjoyed your post.
Bengie Molina: stretching doubles into singles since 1998.
by jasomack on Aug 5, 2008 12:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zito's secrets
enjoyed your post. However, when I read your title, I was hoping you found secret info on zito’s steroid usage so the giants could void his contract. Oh well… Haha
by DubDubs on Aug 7, 2008 2:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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