Glee?
In the middle of the game last night, I was thinking about how I was going to announce my sabbatical from this site. What could I have possibly written after Tim Lincecum lost a 1-0 game to Livan Hernandez? There's that point when a wave becomes a tidal wave, or when a car sliding on an icy road becomes a car sliding toward you -- a point where you think, whoa, I need to get the hell out of the way. I need to move from bystander to active participant, and I need to do so for my own safety.
That point last night was Dave Roberts getting thrown out at home plate. Okay, I thought. I need to get the hell out of the way, and I need to do so for my own sanity. Take a week off. Don't think about the Giants. Learn how to juggle. Read a book.
So while I'm not thrilled that Tim Lincecum threw as many pitches as anyone else in the majors had in a single game this year, that's not going to ruin the game for me. This team needed to prove that they weren't cursed and unwatchable. The brilliance of Tim Lincecum was in danger of being eclipsed by the malevolence of the Giants' offense. It isn't just that the Giants offense couldn't score, it was that they couldn't score against the worst pitcher in the majors this season. And this pitcher also happened to be the guy whose fatal flaw -- not being Kirk Rueter -- cost the Giants a World Series victory.
If the personification of Hope and Rebuilding and A Better Future for the Giants were to lose a game to the personification of Ineffectiveness and Unpleasantness and The Sadness of Yore, it'd be like Darth Vader closing out The Return of the Jedi by wearing Luke Skywalker's spine like a feather boa. Maybe that's a little strong. Maybe. But it was starting to feel like that.
But, lo!, and a young position player shall lead them! The Giants have had young position players with promise before. Some of them have already built on that promise (Fred Lewis), but most of them flopped spectacularly. A few were able to crawl out of the bog and become kinda sorta useful, like Pedro Feliz or Yorvit Torrealba. So it went for the Giants. So when a player comes up in his early 20s and stars spraying extra-base hits around the ballpark, we take notice. This isn't to suggest that "PAblo has made it!!1" -- he could still lindentify -- but when was the last time you saw a non-Bonds Giants player hit a home run like that? Sandoval took the outside slop given to him, and drove it to the opposite field with enough strength to keep it fair. All aboard the Sandocaravan.
Lincecum is the already anointed, but a game like this allows us to hope that Sandoval becomes the unexpected organizational keystone. Maybe he's our version of the 12th-rounder out of a community college who becomes a future Hall of Famer, or our version of a thrice-traded afterthought who becomes a middle-of-the-lineup presence. Sandoval wasn't even ranked in Baseball America's top-30 list before the season. Maybe he can shock the world.
Maybe. Maybe not. The odds aren't in any young player's favor. But last night we had a dominant young pitcher do dominant young pitcher things, and a 22-year-old give the Giants the lead with a spectacular home run. It's this kind of stuff that gets us giddy in March, even if we didn't know the details just yet.
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He may not be my adopted son
But I’m riding shotty on the Pablo Bandwagon.
He really impressed me when I saw him in San Jose last year; he looked like a man playing against kids. Not just his size, but his presence, his approach, all that intangible shit. He looked like a professional ballplayer, and I was impressed.
I hope Krukow is right, and that he never sees the minors again, and enjoys a long and productive career as a Giant.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Aug 28, 2008 11:58 AM PDT
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Funny
That’s exactly how I felt about Lincecum when I saw him dominate the Stockton Ports 2 years ago. A man against boys.
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
by hairball on
Aug 28, 2008 12:20 PM PDT
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If there’s an official bandwagon for Pablo, I’m willing to ride bitch. I just want on.
by cornball on
Aug 28, 2008 12:36 PM PDT
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There's lots of room for you...

Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.
by EliminateMe on
Aug 28, 2008 1:27 PM PDT
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beep beep
I wanna ride, and I brought cookies.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Aug 28, 2008 2:30 PM PDT
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What kind of cookies?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on
Aug 28, 2008 2:33 PM PDT
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No pie?
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on
Aug 28, 2008 2:38 PM PDT
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baked goods to motivate player! You get to drive, baron.
by tyrannoman on
Aug 28, 2008 2:44 PM PDT
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I refuse to get overly giddy about Pablo for fear he might turn out like all the other Giant positional prospect slop we have seen over the last decade.
I do like that he’s young and I do like that he is big, but I won’t get overly gitty until he can adapt once the league figures out the hole in his swing. I also enjoy watching him try to man the hot corner. That shit cracks me up like Chris Farley’s fat man in little coat schtick from Tommy Boy.
by consequencesANDrepercussions on
Aug 28, 2008 12:03 PM PDT
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You know me, I’m a cold hearted STATS computer buried miles beneath the crust of the earth, but one of the reasons I like Pablo so much is that he looks like he’s a lot of fun to be around and he enjoys playing the game.
He’s got a lot of personality it seems.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on
Aug 28, 2008 12:04 PM PDT
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does not compute
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on
Aug 28, 2008 12:09 PM PDT
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He’s also got big ears that are kinda funny looking.
<3 PABLOOOO
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on
Aug 28, 2008 12:09 PM PDT
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I guess they are a little funny looking.
Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.
by EliminateMe on
Aug 28, 2008 2:06 PM PDT
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…and in just a few short years, he will be Bengie Molina-lite…..not as old, but just as fat & slow.
Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???
by oldrips on
Aug 28, 2008 5:42 PM PDT
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Now that I’ve said that, I’m going to go stare at some spreadsheets or something to cleanse myself.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on
Aug 28, 2008 12:09 PM PDT
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It sucks having a heart sometimes doesn’t it?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Aug 28, 2008 2:31 PM PDT
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Ssssh, no one is supposed to know.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on
Aug 28, 2008 2:34 PM PDT
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I love Pablo
He pretty much swings at everything, kind of like Vlad, but also like Vlad he seems to square up mostly everything he hits too. It really is quite impressive, as was his oppo shot last night. Kid has tons of talent, hopefully he can harness it.
by Hobbes2d on
Aug 28, 2008 12:12 PM PDT
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i was just glad to be able to wear a t-shirt last night. LET THE SUMMER BEGIN!
Sandoval kicks all kinds of ass.
I’m assuming he’s weakest from the left side of the plate, and but so, man, that shot! — I whopped my jaws.
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on
Aug 28, 2008 12:25 PM PDT
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Bravo, Grant
I think that you deserve $10,000 Scholarship money for flawlessly segueing from ‘Return of the Jedi’ to the Bible. See, writers? It can be done.
by biff pocoroba on
Aug 28, 2008 12:29 PM PDT
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Lindentify
Hee-hee.
I really hope someone is writing these down.
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on
Aug 28, 2008 12:32 PM PDT
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Grant is
Then he’s putting them in posts on a website called mccoveychronicles.com
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on
Aug 28, 2008 12:34 PM PDT
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Nah, that’s just a website filled with pictures of lolcats and Tyler Walker eating chicken.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on
Aug 28, 2008 12:36 PM PDT
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Also:
Timlincecum.com
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on
Aug 28, 2008 1:44 PM PDT
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Anagram of Lindentify
Find Ye Lint
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
by hairball on
Aug 28, 2008 1:59 PM PDT
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gather ye lintballs while ye may
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Aug 28, 2008 2:32 PM PDT
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Heh
That seems appropriate coming from someone named hairball.
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on
Aug 28, 2008 2:51 PM PDT
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I plan on using Lindentification in a sentence every day for a week. Then it will be a permanent part of my vocabulary…
by Johnny Disaster on
Aug 29, 2008 9:46 AM PDT
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His interview in the dugout was awesome
I think he said excited like 100 times. Good thing it wasn’t 132 or I would have fucking lost it.
by AngelWillSaveUs on
Aug 28, 2008 1:27 PM PDT
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We're just coddling these interviewees
Those guys from the 60s and 70s knew how to talk.
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on
Aug 28, 2008 1:31 PM PDT
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In the deadball era, they would answer hundreds of questions in a row and then go work a shift at their day job. Kids today are spoiled.
by Johnny Disaster on
Aug 29, 2008 9:48 AM PDT
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I'm on the bandwagon,
but with my fingers crossed. I’ve seen too many hitters come up and tear the cover off the ball until the pitchers found the hole in their swing. The ones that stay are the ones that can make the adjustments. But the fact that Pablo is such a good bad-ball hitter makes me think it will be harder for the pitchers to find a way to consistently get him out.
Greetings, Marklar! I am Marklar! This is Marklar.
by marklar on
Aug 28, 2008 1:49 PM PDT
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I can’t help but be irrationally exuberant about Pablo. He’s so cuddly!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on
Aug 28, 2008 2:00 PM PDT
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He is. He’s like a teddy bear. A big power hitting teddy bear.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Aug 28, 2008 2:32 PM PDT
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I don’t get to actually see him play most of the time because of work, so I haven’t been able to really get a good look at his swing. I think his minor league numbers are pretty great, but I was just wondering what anybody thinks after watching him?
How’s his swing actually look? Any clear holes? Long, short? You know… scouty stuff that I can use a moist spread on my heretofore too dry stats sandwich.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on
Aug 28, 2008 2:37 PM PDT
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use AS a moist spread.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on
Aug 28, 2008 2:37 PM PDT
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I think his swing looks pretty good and I’m not too worried about it. The only thing that worries me is that if he’ll improve on his plate discipline.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on
Aug 28, 2008 2:38 PM PDT
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The only thing that worries me is that if he’ll improve on his plate discipline.
This. Once pitchers realize he doesn’t take pitches, he is going to stop getting pitches to hit.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on
Aug 28, 2008 2:50 PM PDT
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I haven’t seen holes yet, either.
Thing is, so far he has taken most of the ones that are just impossible to hit, and he seems able to square up most of the marginally hittable.
It seems you have to throw him trash, but he’ll spit on it if the trash is too much so, and that makes him hard to pitch to.
It is going to take a while for the league to try to get a book on him, as each side of the plate may be a different story, and these types of hitters are the hardest to get a book on.
by haverecords on
Aug 28, 2008 4:12 PM PDT
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Hard to really quantify
If only because he’ll swing at just about anything. Plate coverage is ridiculous. No easily identifiable holes to my (very untrained) eye.
Kuiper was saying last night, in the postgame show, that even he needs to see another 50-60 ABs before he can accurately evaluate his power and approach.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Aug 28, 2008 2:44 PM PDT
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man, lots of indefinite antecedents in that post
sorry
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Aug 28, 2008 2:51 PM PDT
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Man..
I still can’t believe I missed Pablo’s first of 438 homers. I’m gonna cry.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on
Aug 28, 2008 6:46 PM PDT
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Wait a minute...
The brilliance of Tim Lincecum was in danger of being eclipsed by the malevolence of the Giants’ offense. It isn’t just that the Giants offense couldn’t score, it was that they couldn’t score against the worst pitcher in the majors this season
Wouldn’t that be Barry Zito?
Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???
by oldrips on
Aug 28, 2008 9:15 PM PDT
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Somehow, no.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on
Aug 28, 2008 9:15 PM PDT
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