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this is totally out of you know where... and is totally unrealistic, but a man can dream....

 

Sign C.C. Sabathia

Trade Zito for Dontrel Willis

Trade Sanchez or Lowry for Rollins

Sign a third baseman... don't have any thoughts here, maybe Crede?  Maybe we can trade some pitching prospects for some major league ready prospect with an big upside.

 

 

Why Not?  Any of this make any sense?  Probably not.

seventy-second, seventy-third, man its hard to get to 75 words

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HIJACK

Most interesting thing you’ve ever found in your food?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 28, 2008 10:57 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 28, 2008 11:01 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“No that bird is a liar, he’s going to use my credit card and say he’s me, I’m brian fellows!”

by Giant Voodoo on Aug 28, 2008 12:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“HE IS NOT MY DOPPELGANGER!!”

by satyricrash on Aug 28, 2008 1:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pubes.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 28, 2008 11:00 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:03 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nothing ruins a refreshing CocaCola Classic

like a short n’ curly

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:15 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My brother thought it would be funny once to pour his orange juice into my clam chowder while I was in the bathroom. :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2008 11:15 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Your brother is an asshole.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 11:17 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, he was like five at the time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2008 11:20 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s not to say I wouldn’t have had a laugh at your expense too. Messing with a sibling’s food is pretty amusing.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 12:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I never did anything like that, but when my sister was 3 and I was 9, I tricked her into eating dog food.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 28, 2008 12:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting his sister to eat dogfood!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 28, 2008 12:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you must be butter

cuz’ you’re on a roll with these topics

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 28, 2008 11:50 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh boy.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 28, 2008 11:02 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey Natto, what is your avatar?

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 28, 2008 11:03 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s a parody of the logo for the Nick Jr. show Ni Hao, Kai-Lan with my name instead of Kai-Lan’s.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 28, 2008 12:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there’s a kid’s show using mandarin?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 28, 2008 1:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yep

http://www.nickjr.com/shows/ni-hao-kai-lan/index.jhtml

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 28, 2008 2:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hijack

Favorite Simpsons Quotes

“Kids are great, Apu. You teach them to hate the same things you hate and they practically raise themselves.”

-Homer Jay

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:02 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t quote the Simpsons because I’ll always quote it wrong, by accident, and that sends one of you nerds into a rage.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 28, 2008 11:06 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NERDS!!

-Ogre

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:08 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One of the best quotes from Apu was when Marge and Homer visited them after Apu and Manjula had the octuplets.

Apu: OH THANK HEAVENS ALL OUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED NOW THAT WE HAVE BANANA BREAD!

Homer, out of the corner of his mouth: Marge, they’ve turned into jerks.

Now I can’t think of banana bread without cracking the hell up.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 11:09 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Another Apu Classic (AAC)

Homer: No offense Apu, but when they’re handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz.

Apu: Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out…and come again.

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:11 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Apu-related

Aid: Sir, there’s an unruly mob to see you
“Does it have an appointment?”
[to the mob]
“Very well, I promise swift and decisive action against these hybernating huxters.” “he he he he”
[later, in the Town Hall office]
“Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?”
Aid: Dumber sir, they won’t give up the bear patrol, but they won’t pay taxes for it either.
“Ducking this issue calls for real leadership.”
[to the mob]
“People your taxes are too high because of illegal immigrants, that’s right, illegal immigrants. We need to get rid of them.”

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 28, 2008 11:21 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.

Lisa: That’s home-owner tax.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 28, 2008 11:28 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Homer: Hey Ganesh, want a peanut?

Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 28, 2008 11:20 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"By the 7 arms of Visnu, I swear it. I am not a Hindu."

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:23 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NERD ALERT!

Vishnu actually only has four arms.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 28, 2008 11:25 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Thank you. Here, have a baby!"

Mmmmmm, sacralicious.

In this house, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!!

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 28, 2008 11:22 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"I don't even believe in Jebus.........

Save me Jebusssss"

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:24 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jesus, Allah, Buddha, I love you all!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 28, 2008 11:26 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God is my favorite fictional character

Get the hell out the way Bengie, Pablito's hit the show!

by Roger on Aug 28, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Krusty...

…to his long lost daughter:

“Listen kid, i’m not the kind of dad who does things or says stuff, but the love is there.”

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 28, 2008 11:54 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Homer: Here’s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life’s problems.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2008 11:56 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Homer at the Bat, best episode ever.

Homer Simpson: You’re Darryl Strawberry!
Darryl Strawberry: Yes.
Homer Simpson: You play right field.
Darryl Strawberry: Yes.
Homer Simpson: I play right field too.
Darryl Strawberry: So?
Homer Simpson: Well, are you better than me?
Darryl Strawberry: Well, I’ve never met you, but… yes.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 28, 2008 12:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

greatest soliloquy in tv history

Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can’t live the button-down life like
       you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the
       creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with
       my cocky stride and musky odors — oh, I’ll never be the darling
       of the so-called “City Fathers” who cluck their tongues, stroke
       their beards, and talk about “What’s to be done with this Homer
       Simpson?”

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 28, 2008 1:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I also like Homer's quote about money

I can’t take his money. I have to work for money. I can’t print my own money. Why don’t I just lie down and die?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a few Millhouse quotes

1) “I’ll kick your butt….at Nintendo”
2) A fantasy about camouflage, “Am I here? Or here? Or heeere?”
3) “She’s with ‘the house’ now”
4) “Looks like everything is coming up Millhouse!”
5) “I’m not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart.”
6) “Remember Alf? Hes back! In pog form!”
7) Lisa: “I guess you could say I see the Millhouse in Nelson.”
Millhouse: "But I’m All Milhouse! Plus, my mom says I’m the handsomest guy in school! "

Do you Wazzel?

by NeifiChicken on Aug 28, 2008 1:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

6) is one of the most kickass funny lines ever

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 28, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Isn’t that what he trade Bart’s soul for?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 28, 2008 2:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m pretty sure it was $5. After they substitued “In the Garden of Eden” for the hymn at church.

by tyrannoman on Aug 28, 2008 2:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bart sold his sould for $5, Millhouse than traded Bart’s soul to comic book buy for Alf Pogs

Do you Wazzel?

by NeifiChicken on Aug 28, 2008 2:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“So this is what it’s like… when doves cry.”

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 28, 2008 2:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Aug 28, 2008 4:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thrillhouse!

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Aug 28, 2008 4:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thrillho!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 28, 2008 4:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“Remember when he ate my goldfish and you lied and told me I never had a goldfish but then I saw the empty bowl and figured then why did I have the bowl bart…why did I have the bowl?”

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 29, 2008 12:17 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Homer on women.

In the kitchen to Bart:
Son women are like…ah…(looks around)…Refrigerators! They’re about 6 feet tall; they make ice;…ah…(looks at can in his hand). No! Women are like beer. They look good; they smell good; (takes long swig to finish off can) and you can never stop with just one!

Greetings, Marklar! I am Marklar! This is Marklar.

by marklar on Aug 28, 2008 3:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Krusty's Kalvalcade of Komedy

“Hey! Hey! Hey! It’s great to be back at the Apollo Theater That’s not good. Unghhhhh. . .”

by tyrannoman on Aug 28, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Homer: “A bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom’s big!”

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 28, 2008 1:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Homer: Oh, look at me! I’m making people happy! I’m the magic man from Happy Land in my gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaaaaaaane!
*slams door but peeks back in seconds later *
By the way, I was being sarcastic.
Marge: Well, duh.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 28, 2008 2:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Classic.

Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.

by EliminateMe on Aug 28, 2008 4:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Judge in a car

“I sentence you to kiss my ass!”

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Aug 28, 2008 3:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also

Mr. Rogers: It’s a beautiful day to kick your ass!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 28, 2008 7:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“Elmo knows where you live!”

by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 29, 2008 3:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Golfing

Montgomery Burns: Simpson! Why don’t you try using a club with a more open face, like a sand wedge.
Homer: MMMMMMMM…open face club sand wedge.

Greetings, Marklar! I am Marklar! This is Marklar.

by marklar on Aug 28, 2008 3:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Homer (in a fake voice): Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me.
Post office worker: All right Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?
Homer (still in a fake voice): I don’t know.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 28, 2008 3:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

daddy can i have some candy?

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 28, 2008 4:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, that one always cracks me up

Only 849 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 28, 2008 7:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Disco Stu doesn’t advertise.

Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.

by EliminateMe on Aug 28, 2008 4:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Any quote from Homer

Medicinal Marijuana Episode… classic

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 28, 2008 6:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"WE HAVE A KITCHEN???"

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 7:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They call them fingers, but I never see them fing! Oh wait, there they go.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 28, 2008 7:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Marge, where’s that metal dealie you use to… ::makes scooping motion::… dig… food?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 9:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry, that’s not from that episode. I replied in the wrong place.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 9:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Principal Skinner (as motorcycle punk)

“Bite me , Children.”

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 28, 2008 11:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i actually forgot what a straw was called once and was like “u knowww its the thing and u suck drinks through it”

by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 29, 2008 3:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ralph

Hi Principal Skipster! Hi Super Nintendo Chaumers!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 29, 2008 8:08 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

loved the “Chal-Skin” production company as well.

by tyrannoman on Aug 29, 2008 8:44 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NERDS!

-Ogre

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:07 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is that Kim Cattrall?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 28, 2008 11:09 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Her face looks like a foot! Wait, wrong one.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 28, 2008 11:11 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well done sir

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:12 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3rd Base

I have no idea how much truth there is to it, but ESPN is reporting that Garret Atkins (who’s arbitration eligible this year or next) is on the market for a reliable middle of the rotation starter. Here’s my scenario:

Giants send Benji and Correia to the Mets
Mets send John Maine to the Rockies
Rockies send Atkins to the Gigantes

Giants sign Vlad after his option is declined by the Angels
Giants trade Sanchez and Freddy Lewis to Philly for Rollins

Down in Front Meat!

by homerdrew415 on Aug 28, 2008 11:32 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

interesting 3-way there. it would be definitely awesome for the Giants. That being said, Sanch & Freddy for Rollins? I say pass. Freddy will be a solid player and Sanch has some upside still. Now Sanch for Rollins straight up, or throwing in a Correia-type? Now we’re talking.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 28, 2008 11:55 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Vlad’s option wont be declined unfortunately

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Aug 28, 2008 3:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But the rest of that is so probable!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 28, 2008 3:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hijack

Interesting 3-ways

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:57 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tinker to Evers to Chance?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 28, 2008 11:59 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uribe to Thompson to Clark

I was raised on steady diet of that one

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 12:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 28, 2008 12:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The first time a buddy and I DP’d a girl..that was interesting all right.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 28, 2008 12:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DVDA

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 12:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That would require 3 buddies.

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Aug 28, 2008 12:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m convinced it isn’t possible.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 28, 2008 1:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Definitely not possible.

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Aug 28, 2008 1:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That didn’t stop me from spending a year of my life trying to track down evidence that it is possible. Failing to do so is my greatest regret.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 28, 2008 1:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sean Connery: I can read, Trebek. That says Anal bum cover. I’ve spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so is my greatest regret.

by kaliber on Aug 28, 2008 5:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll take famous titties for 500

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 5:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thats foreign flicks, FLICKS

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Aug 28, 2008 7:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What’s the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One’s a sick duck . . . I forget how the rest of that goes but your mother’s a whore.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Aug 28, 2008 8:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“This is the sound a doggie makes.”
“Moo.”
“I’m sorry, that’s incorrect.”
“Well that’s the sound your mother made!”

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 28, 2008 9:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rough! Just the way your mother likes it!

by chilibean_3 on Aug 28, 2008 9:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

People used to say that space travel was impossible

All it takes is a dream.

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

absolutely

no one here has three friends.

/mom’s basement

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 28, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does my cat count?

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 28, 2008 1:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes

So long as you aren’t involved in threesomes with it.

Only 849 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 28, 2008 7:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would think all three would have to be more than buddies.

BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Aug 28, 2008 1:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, like frat brothers

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

True, at least up to that point. Afterwords, I doubt they would ever talk with each other again.

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Aug 28, 2008 2:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

never speak

of the devil’s fivesome.

BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Aug 28, 2008 2:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, there’d be no time to talk when they’re having three-ways all the time.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 2:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Guy-guy-girl? Hmmmm.

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Aug 28, 2008 1:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Another Scrubs quote

“I once had a threesome…and not the cool kind!”

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah. :(

go go alcohol and a slutty girl.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 28, 2008 1:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't judge

But you guys were a mite slutty yourselves. Keep in mind: sluts are people too.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wonderful people.

Really, the only question for positive is: Did you Eiffel Tower her?

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Aug 28, 2008 1:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I didn’t know there was a term for that. Now I feel enlightened.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I always called it the rotisserie.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 28, 2008 1:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You mean the Chinese Handcuffs?

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 1:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fingercuffs

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 28, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Streets

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 1:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dontrelle?

What are you talking about? Willis?

by biff pocoroba on Aug 28, 2008 12:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Zito for Willis..

why not? I know Zito has some upside. but both are a little broken.

by gldsndz on Aug 28, 2008 1:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Zito has the opposite of upside

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Aug 28, 2008 3:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, I’ve got an idea!!!

How about we cut out these lame fan-posts that just beg for a hijacking. Either that or we could fling some poo against a wall and see what sticks.

Photobucket

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Aug 28, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dunno, this hijacking posts thing can be fun. It gives us a chance to discuss random stuff, like the kebab I had for lunch today. Holy moly that thing was the meaning of life. For all the peeps in the Least Bay who like Mediterranean food, try The Mediterranean in Concord. Aces.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mmmmm…..kababs…..

by tyrannoman on Aug 28, 2008 1:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kabab

A little heavy on the tahini but it was excellent, just poured out of the wrap and made a mess too easily.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wish I could find someplace in Boston or the Bay that has Doner Kebab similar to the stuff in London. I mean, there’s similar stuff, but nothing quite like the greasy crap from the chip shops. :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2008 1:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Plus it seems wherever I go in the Bay Area on my search for Mediterranean fare, the men working in the establishments are all super hot. So this is a plus.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There is a place on my walk to the Trader Joe’s near BC that is called “Shawarma King” or something like that, so I’m going to have to check it out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2008 1:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there’s a Persian place in San Jose of Almaden that is fantastic.

by tyrannoman on Aug 28, 2008 2:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bitchin. I’ll have to seek it out on my next visit to the area. A few weeks until the Stanford/SJSU football game!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 2:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

http://www.reyhanrestaurantcaterers.com/

1625 Almaden Road
San Jose, CA
408-293-3600

Really good food, really nice folks. It’s not far from Spartin Staidum, either.

by tyrannoman on Aug 28, 2008 3:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mmmmm sandwich grec

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 28, 2008 4:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

Rainbow Pizza in San Mateo serves up the finest Gyro this side of volos.

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my reply skills suck

back to fresno i go.

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 1:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DFA on the lunch post

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I had gyros in Greece , mothers.

NOTHING here compares.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 28, 2008 11:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I had the most amazing ones in Santorini when I was there. I long for them.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 29, 2008 12:37 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think this may be the most hijacked post to date. 80+ comments on various delightful topics, and about five comments actually related to the intended subject

Right you are Ken

by stealth snail on Aug 28, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there’s a subject?

by tyrannoman on Aug 28, 2008 1:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Vodka spill snarls traffic on 101

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 28, 2008 1:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

!_!

All that perfectly good vodka, gone.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 2:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My wife’s friends could have cleared that mess up in half a happy hour.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 28, 2008 2:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Caltrans crews soaked up the vodka with absorbent.

You’re doing it wrong!

by chilibean_3 on Aug 28, 2008 2:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, soak up the vodka with some penne and tomato sauce at the very least, you dolts.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 2:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or add a bit of OJ and we’ll have screwdrivers for everyone!

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Aug 28, 2008 2:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’d be waiting for the vermouth truck to come by and spill.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 28, 2008 2:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man, I drove right by that this morning. Had I only known…

by tyrannoman on Aug 28, 2008 2:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Quick, drink it all before it goes bad.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 28, 2008 2:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Vodka goes bad?

How would you know? lol

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 28, 2008 11:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It goes bad if you leave it out on the asphalt for too long.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 11:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lucille >:(

>:)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 29, 2008 12:38 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Luncheon at Wente Brothers…live snail in my salad

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 28, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Happened to me at Spencer’s, the nice steak house at the Doubletree in S.J.
salad was still good, though.

by tyrannoman on Aug 28, 2008 3:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And you didn’t have to pay extra?

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 28, 2008 3:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, the escargo was included in the cost.

by tyrannoman on Aug 29, 2008 7:53 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Marin Brew Co.

Spider crawled out of my salad.

“um…excuse me, miss, I didn’t order this spider, kthnx”…

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Aug 28, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

your name seems pretty appropriate for that situation.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2008 3:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that’s actually not my real name, believe it or not…

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Aug 29, 2008 8:14 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mary's Pizza Shack in Santa Rosa

I’m pretty sure someone played a little trick and put some weed in my food. Being high when you’re not expecting it was not all that cool.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Aug 28, 2008 3:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So did the munchies take of themselves?

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 29, 2008 3:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s not hard to get 75 words.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 28, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You just did it right there, even.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 9:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hate to disrupt the hijacking, but...

Does anyone have that picture with the caps lock and the profane text? Not the one about unleashing the ****ing fury, but the other one.

by cheno on Aug 28, 2008 11:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m going to need a little more to go on there.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 11:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Big red letters, the the f-bomb somehow involved. Playing on how the caps lock makes you seem angry…

by cheno on Aug 29, 2008 12:09 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 29, 2008 7:26 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

also

Lowry for Rollins…lol.

can’t wait for that one.

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Aug 29, 2008 7:50 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lolwry for Lollins LOL

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 29, 2008 8:30 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lawry Seasoned Salt for Henry Rollins

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 29, 2008 8:43 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 29, 2008 9:01 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As part of the "Black Flag Trade"?

(can’t believe it took me this long to think that up)

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Aug 30, 2008 2:36 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

golf clap!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 30, 2008 11:29 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well it is the perfect blend

seems fair i guess

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Aug 29, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cue reply fail

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Aug 29, 2008 6:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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