Offseason -CC/Zito/Rollins/Willis
by gldsndz on Aug 28, 2008 10:55 AM PDT
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this is totally out of you know where... and is totally unrealistic, but a man can dream....
Sign C.C. Sabathia
Trade Zito for Dontrel Willis
Trade Sanchez or Lowry for Rollins
Sign a third baseman... don't have any thoughts here, maybe Crede? Maybe we can trade some pitching prospects for some major league ready prospect with an big upside.
Why Not? Any of this make any sense? Probably not.
seventy-second, seventy-third, man its hard to get to 75 words
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HIJACK
Most interesting thing you’ve ever found in your food?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 28, 2008 10:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
chicken in my soup
I had ordered Clam Chowder
by NeifiChicken on Aug 28, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 28, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm Brian Fellows!
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Aug 28, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“No that bird is a liar, he’s going to use my credit card and say he’s me, I’m brian fellows!”
by Giant Voodoo on Aug 28, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pubes.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Aug 28, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Justice Thomas? Is that you?
Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.
by EliminateMe on Aug 28, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing ruins a refreshing CocaCola Classic
like a short n’ curly
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My brother thought it would be funny once to pour his orange juice into my clam chowder while I was in the bathroom. :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 28, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your brother is an asshole.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, he was like five at the time.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 28, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s not to say I wouldn’t have had a laugh at your expense too. Messing with a sibling’s food is pretty amusing.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never did anything like that, but when my sister was 3 and I was 9, I tricked her into eating dog food.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Aug 28, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting his sister to eat dogfood!
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Aug 28, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My 3 year old son didn't need anyone to trick him into it.
Only 849 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 28, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you must be butter
cuz’ you’re on a roll with these topics
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 28, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Natto, what is your avatar?
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Aug 28, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s a parody of the logo for the Nick Jr. show Ni Hao, Kai-Lan with my name instead of Kai-Lan’s.
by Natto on Aug 28, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hijack
Favorite Simpsons Quotes
“Kids are great, Apu. You teach them to hate the same things you hate and they practically raise themselves.”
-Homer Jay
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t quote the Simpsons because I’ll always quote it wrong, by accident, and that sends one of you nerds into a rage.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Aug 28, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NERDS!!
-Ogre
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of the best quotes from Apu was when Marge and Homer visited them after Apu and Manjula had the octuplets.
Apu: OH THANK HEAVENS ALL OUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED NOW THAT WE HAVE BANANA BREAD!
Homer, out of the corner of his mouth: Marge, they’ve turned into jerks.
Now I can’t think of banana bread without cracking the hell up.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another Apu Classic (AAC)
Homer: No offense Apu, but when they’re handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz.
Apu: Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out…and come again.
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apu-related
Aid: Sir, there’s an unruly mob to see you
“Does it have an appointment?”
[to the mob]
“Very well, I promise swift and decisive action against these hybernating huxters.” “he he he he”
[later, in the Town Hall office]
“Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?”
Aid: Dumber sir, they won’t give up the bear patrol, but they won’t pay taxes for it either.
“Ducking this issue calls for real leadership.”
[to the mob]
“People your taxes are too high because of illegal immigrants, that’s right, illegal immigrants. We need to get rid of them.”
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Aug 28, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
Lisa: That’s home-owner tax.
by chilibean_3 on Aug 28, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homer: Hey Ganesh, want a peanut?
Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 28, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"By the 7 arms of Visnu, I swear it. I am not a Hindu."
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NERD ALERT!
Vishnu actually only has four arms.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Aug 28, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Thank you. Here, have a baby!"
Mmmmmm, sacralicious.
In this house, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!!
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 28, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I don't even believe in Jebus.........
Save me Jebusssss"
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus, Allah, Buddha, I love you all!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Aug 28, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God is my favorite fictional character
Get the hell out the way Bengie, Pablito's hit the show!
by Roger on Aug 28, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Krusty...
…to his long lost daughter:
“Listen kid, i’m not the kind of dad who does things or says stuff, but the love is there.”
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 28, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homer: Here’s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life’s problems.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homer at the Bat, best episode ever.
Homer Simpson: You’re Darryl Strawberry!
Darryl Strawberry: Yes.
Homer Simpson: You play right field.
Darryl Strawberry: Yes.
Homer Simpson: I play right field too.
Darryl Strawberry: So?
Homer Simpson: Well, are you better than me?
Darryl Strawberry: Well, I’ve never met you, but… yes.
by Hobbes2d on Aug 28, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
greatest soliloquy in tv history
Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can’t live the button-down life like
you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the
creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with
my cocky stride and musky odors — oh, I’ll never be the darling
of the so-called “City Fathers” who cluck their tongues, stroke
their beards, and talk about “What’s to be done with this Homer
Simpson?”
Dodgers fans eat their young.
by redhornet78 on Aug 28, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also like Homer's quote about money
I can’t take his money. I have to work for money. I can’t print my own money. Why don’t I just lie down and die?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a few Millhouse quotes
1) “I’ll kick your butt….at Nintendo”
2) A fantasy about camouflage, “Am I here? Or here? Or heeere?”
3) “She’s with ‘the house’ now”
4) “Looks like everything is coming up Millhouse!”
5) “I’m not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart.”
6) “Remember Alf? Hes back! In pog form!”
7) Lisa: “I guess you could say I see the Millhouse in Nelson.”
Millhouse: "But I’m All Milhouse! Plus, my mom says I’m the handsomest guy in school! "
by NeifiChicken on Aug 28, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
6) is one of the most kickass funny lines ever
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 28, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn’t that what he trade Bart’s soul for?
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Aug 28, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m pretty sure it was $5. After they substitued “In the Garden of Eden” for the hymn at church.
by tyrannoman on Aug 28, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bart sold his sould for $5, Millhouse than traded Bart’s soul to comic book buy for Alf Pogs
by NeifiChicken on Aug 28, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“So this is what it’s like… when doves cry.”
by Natto on Aug 28, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.
by BrianBokake on Aug 28, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thrillhouse!
Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.
by BrianBokake on Aug 28, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thrillho!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 28, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Remember when he ate my goldfish and you lied and told me I never had a goldfish but then I saw the empty bowl and figured then why did I have the bowl bart…why did I have the bowl?”
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 29, 2008 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homer on women.
In the kitchen to Bart:
Son women are like…ah…(looks around)…Refrigerators! They’re about 6 feet tall; they make ice;…ah…(looks at can in his hand). No! Women are like beer. They look good; they smell good; (takes long swig to finish off can) and you can never stop with just one!
Greetings, Marklar! I am Marklar! This is Marklar.
by marklar on Aug 28, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Krusty's Kalvalcade of Komedy
“Hey! Hey! Hey! It’s great to be back at the Apollo Theater That’s not good. Unghhhhh. . .”
by tyrannoman on Aug 28, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homer: “A bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom’s big!”
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 28, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homer: Oh, look at me! I’m making people happy! I’m the magic man from Happy Land in my gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaaaaaaane!
*slams door but peeks back in seconds later *
By the way, I was being sarcastic.
Marge: Well, duh.
by Natto on Aug 28, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Classic.
Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.
by EliminateMe on Aug 28, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Judge in a car
“I sentence you to kiss my ass!”
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Aug 28, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also
Mr. Rogers: It’s a beautiful day to kick your ass!
by Natto on Aug 28, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Elmo knows where you live!”
by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 29, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homer (in a fake voice): Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me.
Post office worker: All right Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?
Homer (still in a fake voice): I don’t know.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 28, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
daddy can i have some candy?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 28, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that one always cracks me up
Only 849 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 28, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Disco Stu doesn’t advertise.
Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.
by EliminateMe on Aug 28, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any quote from Homer
Medicinal Marijuana Episode… classic
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Aug 28, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"WE HAVE A KITCHEN???"
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marge, where’s that metal dealie you use to… ::makes scooping motion::… dig… food?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, that’s not from that episode. I replied in the wrong place.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Principal Skinner (as motorcycle punk)
“Bite me , Children.”
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 28, 2008 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i actually forgot what a straw was called once and was like “u knowww its the thing and u suck drinks through it”
by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 29, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ralph
Hi Principal Skipster! Hi Super Nintendo Chaumers!
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 29, 2008 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
loved the “Chal-Skin” production company as well.
by tyrannoman on Aug 29, 2008 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NERDS!
-Ogre
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Aug 28, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that Kim Cattrall?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 28, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Her face looks like a foot! Wait, wrong one.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Aug 28, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well done sir
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3rd Base
I have no idea how much truth there is to it, but ESPN is reporting that Garret Atkins (who’s arbitration eligible this year or next) is on the market for a reliable middle of the rotation starter. Here’s my scenario:
Giants send Benji and Correia to the Mets
Mets send John Maine to the Rockies
Rockies send Atkins to the Gigantes
Giants sign Vlad after his option is declined by the Angels
Giants trade Sanchez and Freddy Lewis to Philly for Rollins
Down in Front Meat!
by homerdrew415 on Aug 28, 2008 11:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
interesting 3-way there. it would be definitely awesome for the Giants. That being said, Sanch & Freddy for Rollins? I say pass. Freddy will be a solid player and Sanch has some upside still. Now Sanch for Rollins straight up, or throwing in a Correia-type? Now we’re talking.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 28, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vlad’s option wont be declined unfortunately
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Aug 28, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But the rest of that is so probable!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 28, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hijack
Interesting 3-ways
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tinker to Evers to Chance?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 28, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uribe to Thompson to Clark
I was raised on steady diet of that one
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 28, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first time a buddy and I DP’d a girl..that was interesting all right.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 28, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DVDA
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would require 3 buddies.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Aug 28, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely not possible.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Aug 28, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That didn’t stop me from spending a year of my life trying to track down evidence that it is possible. Failing to do so is my greatest regret.
by chilibean_3 on Aug 28, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sean Connery: I can read, Trebek. That says Anal bum cover. I’ve spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so is my greatest regret.
by kaliber on Aug 28, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll take famous titties for 500
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats foreign flicks, FLICKS
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Aug 28, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What’s the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One’s a sick duck . . . I forget how the rest of that goes but your mother’s a whore.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 28, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“This is the sound a doggie makes.”
“Moo.”
“I’m sorry, that’s incorrect.”
“Well that’s the sound your mother made!”
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 28, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rough! Just the way your mother likes it!
by chilibean_3 on Aug 28, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People used to say that space travel was impossible
All it takes is a dream.
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
absolutely
no one here has three friends.
/mom’s basement
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 28, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does my cat count?
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Aug 28, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
So long as you aren’t involved in threesomes with it.
Only 849 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 28, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would think all three would have to be more than buddies.
BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Aug 28, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, like frat brothers
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True, at least up to that point. Afterwords, I doubt they would ever talk with each other again.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Aug 28, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
never speak
of the devil’s fivesome.
BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Aug 28, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, there’d be no time to talk when they’re having three-ways all the time.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guy-guy-girl? Hmmmm.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Aug 28, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another Scrubs quote
“I once had a threesome…and not the cool kind!”
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah. :(
go go alcohol and a slutty girl.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 28, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't judge
But you guys were a mite slutty yourselves. Keep in mind: sluts are people too.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wonderful people.
Really, the only question for positive is: Did you Eiffel Tower her?
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Aug 28, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t know there was a term for that. Now I feel enlightened.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always called it the rotisserie.
by chilibean_3 on Aug 28, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean the Chinese Handcuffs?
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fingercuffs
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 28, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Friends who care, share!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 29, 2008 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Streets
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dontrelle?
What are you talking about? Willis?
by biff pocoroba on Aug 28, 2008 12:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zito for Willis..
why not? I know Zito has some upside. but both are a little broken.
by gldsndz on Aug 28, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zito has the opposite of upside
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Aug 28, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I’ve got an idea!!!
How about we cut out these lame fan-posts that just beg for a hijacking. Either that or we could fling some poo against a wall and see what sticks.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 28, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I dunno, this hijacking posts thing can be fun. It gives us a chance to discuss random stuff, like the kebab I had for lunch today. Holy moly that thing was the meaning of life. For all the peeps in the Least Bay who like Mediterranean food, try The Mediterranean in Concord. Aces.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
kabab
A little heavy on the tahini but it was excellent, just poured out of the wrap and made a mess too easily.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could find someplace in Boston or the Bay that has Doner Kebab similar to the stuff in London. I mean, there’s similar stuff, but nothing quite like the greasy crap from the chip shops. :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 28, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus it seems wherever I go in the Bay Area on my search for Mediterranean fare, the men working in the establishments are all super hot. So this is a plus.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a place on my walk to the Trader Joe’s near BC that is called “Shawarma King” or something like that, so I’m going to have to check it out.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 28, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there’s a Persian place in San Jose of Almaden that is fantastic.
by tyrannoman on Aug 28, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bitchin. I’ll have to seek it out on my next visit to the area. A few weeks until the Stanford/SJSU football game!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.reyhanrestaurantcaterers.com/
1625 Almaden Road
San Jose, CA
408-293-3600
Really good food, really nice folks. It’s not far from Spartin Staidum, either.
by tyrannoman on Aug 28, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmmmm sandwich grec
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 28, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Rainbow Pizza in San Mateo serves up the finest Gyro this side of volos.
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
my reply skills suck
back to fresno i go.
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DFA on the lunch post
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had gyros in Greece , mothers.
NOTHING here compares.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 28, 2008 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had the most amazing ones in Santorini when I was there. I long for them.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 29, 2008 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this may be the most hijacked post to date. 80+ comments on various delightful topics, and about five comments actually related to the intended subject
Right you are Ken
by stealth snail on Aug 28, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vodka spill snarls traffic on 101
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 28, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
!_!
All that perfectly good vodka, gone.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife’s friends could have cleared that mess up in half a happy hour.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Aug 28, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Caltrans crews soaked up the vodka with absorbent.
You’re doing it wrong!
by chilibean_3 on Aug 28, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, soak up the vodka with some penne and tomato sauce at the very least, you dolts.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or add a bit of OJ and we’ll have screwdrivers for everyone!
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 28, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d be waiting for the vermouth truck to come by and spill.
by chilibean_3 on Aug 28, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, I drove right by that this morning. Had I only known…
by tyrannoman on Aug 28, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quick, drink it all before it goes bad.
by Natto on Aug 28, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vodka goes bad?
How would you know? lol
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 28, 2008 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It goes bad if you leave it out on the asphalt for too long.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lucille >:(
>:)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 29, 2008 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Luncheon at Wente Brothers…live snail in my salad
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 28, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Happened to me at Spencer’s, the nice steak house at the Doubletree in S.J.
salad was still good, though.
by tyrannoman on Aug 28, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, the escargo was included in the cost.
by tyrannoman on Aug 29, 2008 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marin Brew Co.
Spider crawled out of my salad.
“um…excuse me, miss, I didn’t order this spider, kthnx”…
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Aug 28, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
your name seems pretty appropriate for that situation.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 28, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s actually not my real name, believe it or not…
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Aug 29, 2008 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mary's Pizza Shack in Santa Rosa
I’m pretty sure someone played a little trick and put some weed in my food. Being high when you’re not expecting it was not all that cool.
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
by SF Pete on Aug 28, 2008 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So did the munchies take of themselves?
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 29, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just did it right there, even.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hate to disrupt the hijacking, but...
Does anyone have that picture with the caps lock and the profane text? Not the one about unleashing the ****ing fury, but the other one.
by cheno on Aug 28, 2008 11:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to need a little more to go on there.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big red letters, the the f-bomb somehow involved. Playing on how the caps lock makes you seem angry…
by cheno on Aug 29, 2008 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 29, 2008 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
also
Lowry for Rollins…lol.
can’t wait for that one.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Aug 29, 2008 7:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lolwry for Lollins LOL
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Aug 29, 2008 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lawry Seasoned Salt for Henry Rollins
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 29, 2008 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Aug 29, 2008 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As part of the "Black Flag Trade"?
(can’t believe it took me this long to think that up)
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Aug 30, 2008 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
golf clap!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 30, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well it is the perfect blend
seems fair i guess
Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.
by BrianBokake on Aug 29, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
cue reply fail
Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.
by BrianBokake on Aug 29, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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