Offseason -CC/Zito/Rollins/Willis
by gldsndz on Aug 28, 2008 10:55 AM PDT
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Printthis is totally out of you know where... and is totally unrealistic, but a man can dream....
Sign C.C. Sabathia
Trade Zito for Dontrel Willis
Trade Sanchez or Lowry for Rollins
Sign a third baseman... don't have any thoughts here, maybe Crede? Maybe we can trade some pitching prospects for some major league ready prospect with an big upside.
Why Not? Any of this make any sense? Probably not.
seventy-second, seventy-third, man its hard to get to 75 words
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HIJACK
Most interesting thing you’ve ever found in your food?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
chicken in my soup
I had ordered Clam Chowder
by NeifiChicken on Aug 28, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
“No that bird is a liar, he’s going to use my credit card and say he’s me, I’m brian fellows!”
by Giant Voodoo on Aug 28, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Justice Thomas? Is that you?
Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.
by EliminateMe on Aug 28, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Nothing ruins a refreshing CocaCola Classic
like a short n’ curly
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
My brother thought it would be funny once to pour his orange juice into my clam chowder while I was in the bathroom. :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Your brother is an asshole.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s not to say I wouldn’t have had a laugh at your expense too. Messing with a sibling’s food is pretty amusing.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I never did anything like that, but when my sister was 3 and I was 9, I tricked her into eating dog food.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting his sister to eat dogfood!
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
My 3 year old son didn't need anyone to trick him into it.
Only 849 games until the end of Zito's contract
you must be butter
cuz’ you’re on a roll with these topics
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 28, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Hijack
Favorite Simpsons Quotes
“Kids are great, Apu. You teach them to hate the same things you hate and they practically raise themselves.”
-Homer Jay
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
I don’t quote the Simpsons because I’ll always quote it wrong, by accident, and that sends one of you nerds into a rage.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
NERDS!!
-Ogre
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
One of the best quotes from Apu was when Marge and Homer visited them after Apu and Manjula had the octuplets.
Apu: OH THANK HEAVENS ALL OUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED NOW THAT WE HAVE BANANA BREAD!
Homer, out of the corner of his mouth: Marge, they’ve turned into jerks.
Now I can’t think of banana bread without cracking the hell up.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Another Apu Classic (AAC)
Homer: No offense Apu, but when they’re handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz.
Apu: Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out…and come again.
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Apu-related
Aid: Sir, there’s an unruly mob to see you
“Does it have an appointment?”
[to the mob]
“Very well, I promise swift and decisive action against these hybernating huxters.” “he he he he”
[later, in the Town Hall office]
“Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?”
Aid: Dumber sir, they won’t give up the bear patrol, but they won’t pay taxes for it either.
“Ducking this issue calls for real leadership.”
[to the mob]
“People your taxes are too high because of illegal immigrants, that’s right, illegal immigrants. We need to get rid of them.”
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
Lisa: That’s home-owner tax.
by chilibean_3 on Aug 28, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Homer: Hey Ganesh, want a peanut?
Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
"By the 7 arms of Visnu, I swear it. I am not a Hindu."
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
NERD ALERT!
Vishnu actually only has four arms.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
"Thank you. Here, have a baby!"
Mmmmmm, sacralicious.
In this house, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!!
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 28, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
"I don't even believe in Jebus.........
Save me Jebusssss"
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Jesus, Allah, Buddha, I love you all!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Krusty...
…to his long lost daughter:
“Listen kid, i’m not the kind of dad who does things or says stuff, but the love is there.”
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 28, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Homer: Here’s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life’s problems.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Homer at the Bat, best episode ever.
Homer Simpson: You’re Darryl Strawberry!
Darryl Strawberry: Yes.
Homer Simpson: You play right field.
Darryl Strawberry: Yes.
Homer Simpson: I play right field too.
Darryl Strawberry: So?
Homer Simpson: Well, are you better than me?
Darryl Strawberry: Well, I’ve never met you, but… yes.
greatest soliloquy in tv history
Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can’t live the button-down life like
you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the
creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with
my cocky stride and musky odors — oh, I’ll never be the darling
of the so-called “City Fathers” who cluck their tongues, stroke
their beards, and talk about “What’s to be done with this Homer
Simpson?”
Dodgers fans eat their young.
I also like Homer's quote about money
I can’t take his money. I have to work for money. I can’t print my own money. Why don’t I just lie down and die?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
a few Millhouse quotes
1) “I’ll kick your butt….at Nintendo”
2) A fantasy about camouflage, “Am I here? Or here? Or heeere?”
3) “She’s with ‘the house’ now”
4) “Looks like everything is coming up Millhouse!”
5) “I’m not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart.”
6) “Remember Alf? Hes back! In pog form!”
7) Lisa: “I guess you could say I see the Millhouse in Nelson.”
Millhouse: "But I’m All Milhouse! Plus, my mom says I’m the handsomest guy in school! "
by NeifiChicken on Aug 28, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Bart sold his sould for $5, Millhouse than traded Bart’s soul to comic book buy for Alf Pogs
by NeifiChicken on Aug 28, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
thrillho!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
“Remember when he ate my goldfish and you lied and told me I never had a goldfish but then I saw the empty bowl and figured then why did I have the bowl bart…why did I have the bowl?”
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Homer on women.
In the kitchen to Bart:
Son women are like…ah…(looks around)…Refrigerators! They’re about 6 feet tall; they make ice;…ah…(looks at can in his hand). No! Women are like beer. They look good; they smell good; (takes long swig to finish off can) and you can never stop with just one!
Greetings, Marklar! I am Marklar! This is Marklar.
Krusty's Kalvalcade of Komedy
“Hey! Hey! Hey! It’s great to be back at the Apollo Theater That’s not good. Unghhhhh. . .”
Homer: Oh, look at me! I’m making people happy! I’m the magic man from Happy Land in my gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaaaaaaane!
*slams door but peeks back in seconds later *
By the way, I was being sarcastic.
Marge: Well, duh.
Judge in a car
“I sentence you to kiss my ass!”
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
Homer (in a fake voice): Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me.
Post office worker: All right Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?
Homer (still in a fake voice): I don’t know.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
daddy can i have some candy?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 28, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Any quote from Homer
Medicinal Marijuana Episode… classic
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
"WE HAVE A KITCHEN???"
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Marge, where’s that metal dealie you use to… ::makes scooping motion::… dig… food?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, that’s not from that episode. I replied in the wrong place.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Principal Skinner (as motorcycle punk)
“Bite me , Children.”
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 28, 2008 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
i actually forgot what a straw was called once and was like “u knowww its the thing and u suck drinks through it”
by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 29, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Ralph
Hi Principal Skipster! Hi Super Nintendo Chaumers!
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 29, 2008 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Well done sir
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
3rd Base
I have no idea how much truth there is to it, but ESPN is reporting that Garret Atkins (who’s arbitration eligible this year or next) is on the market for a reliable middle of the rotation starter. Here’s my scenario:
Giants send Benji and Correia to the Mets
Mets send John Maine to the Rockies
Rockies send Atkins to the Gigantes
Giants sign Vlad after his option is declined by the Angels
Giants trade Sanchez and Freddy Lewis to Philly for Rollins
Down in Front Meat!
wow
interesting 3-way there. it would be definitely awesome for the Giants. That being said, Sanch & Freddy for Rollins? I say pass. Freddy will be a solid player and Sanch has some upside still. Now Sanch for Rollins straight up, or throwing in a Correia-type? Now we’re talking.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 28, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Vlad’s option wont be declined unfortunately
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
But the rest of that is so probable!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Uribe to Thompson to Clark
I was raised on steady diet of that one
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
this
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 28, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
The first time a buddy and I DP’d a girl..that was interesting all right.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 28, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
DVDA
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That didn’t stop me from spending a year of my life trying to track down evidence that it is possible. Failing to do so is my greatest regret.
Sean Connery: I can read, Trebek. That says Anal bum cover. I’ve spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so is my greatest regret.
I'll take famous titties for 500
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
thats foreign flicks, FLICKS
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
What’s the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One’s a sick duck . . . I forget how the rest of that goes but your mother’s a whore.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 28, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
“This is the sound a doggie makes.”
“Moo.”
“I’m sorry, that’s incorrect.”
“Well that’s the sound your mother made!”
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
People used to say that space travel was impossible
All it takes is a dream.
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
absolutely
no one here has three friends.
/mom’s basement
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Yes
So long as you aren’t involved in threesomes with it.
Only 849 games until the end of Zito's contract
I would think all three would have to be more than buddies.
BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Aug 28, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, like frat brothers
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
True, at least up to that point. Afterwords, I doubt they would ever talk with each other again.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
never speak
of the devil’s fivesome.
BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Aug 28, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, there’d be no time to talk when they’re having three-ways all the time.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Another Scrubs quote
“I once had a threesome…and not the cool kind!”
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah. :(
go go alcohol and a slutty girl.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 28, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't judge
But you guys were a mite slutty yourselves. Keep in mind: sluts are people too.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Wonderful people.
Really, the only question for positive is: Did you Eiffel Tower her?
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
I didn’t know there was a term for that. Now I feel enlightened.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean the Chinese Handcuffs?
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Streets
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I’ve got an idea!!!
How about we cut out these lame fan-posts that just beg for a hijacking. Either that or we could fling some poo against a wall and see what sticks.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
I dunno, this hijacking posts thing can be fun. It gives us a chance to discuss random stuff, like the kebab I had for lunch today. Holy moly that thing was the meaning of life. For all the peeps in the Least Bay who like Mediterranean food, try The Mediterranean in Concord. Aces.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
kabab
A little heavy on the tahini but it was excellent, just poured out of the wrap and made a mess too easily.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I could find someplace in Boston or the Bay that has Doner Kebab similar to the stuff in London. I mean, there’s similar stuff, but nothing quite like the greasy crap from the chip shops. :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Plus it seems wherever I go in the Bay Area on my search for Mediterranean fare, the men working in the establishments are all super hot. So this is a plus.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Bitchin. I’ll have to seek it out on my next visit to the area. A few weeks until the Stanford/SJSU football game!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.reyhanrestaurantcaterers.com/
1625 Almaden Road
San Jose, CA
408-293-3600
Really good food, really nice folks. It’s not far from Spartin Staidum, either.
mmmmm sandwich grec
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 28, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Rainbow Pizza in San Mateo serves up the finest Gyro this side of volos.
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
my reply skills suck
back to fresno i go.
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Aug 28, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
DFA on the lunch post
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I had gyros in Greece , mothers.
NOTHING here compares.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 28, 2008 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I think this may be the most hijacked post to date. 80+ comments on various delightful topics, and about five comments actually related to the intended subject
Right you are Ken
!_!
All that perfectly good vodka, gone.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, soak up the vodka with some penne and tomato sauce at the very least, you dolts.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Or add a bit of OJ and we’ll have screwdrivers for everyone!
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 28, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Vodka goes bad?
How would you know? lol
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 28, 2008 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It goes bad if you leave it out on the asphalt for too long.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Marin Brew Co.
Spider crawled out of my salad.
“um…excuse me, miss, I didn’t order this spider, kthnx”…
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
Mary's Pizza Shack in Santa Rosa
I’m pretty sure someone played a little trick and put some weed in my food. Being high when you’re not expecting it was not all that cool.
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
You just did it right there, even.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Hate to disrupt the hijacking, but...
Does anyone have that picture with the caps lock and the profane text? Not the one about unleashing the ****ing fury, but the other one.
I’m going to need a little more to go on there.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Lolwry for Lollins LOL
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Aug 29, 2008 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Aug 29, 2008 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions
As part of the "Black Flag Trade"?
(can’t believe it took me this long to think that up)
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
by S.F. Giangst on Aug 30, 2008 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions
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