Grandson of Gameday Thread

first

taschner sucks

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 26, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’m pretty close to switching to MLB 08

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

CoD4

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I could go to Baseball mogul...

I just traded Matt Cain. :-(

But for Hanley Ramirez and Andrew Miller.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 26, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

--------->

.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

But...

Hanley! and Andrew Miller will be Cain status in a year or so probably.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

retro MLB 06

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Aug 26, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Secret Agent?

More like Captain Suckface!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 26, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

BLECH

by satyricrash on Aug 26, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

New thread. Same Taschner.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 26, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

More sausage talk from Kuip!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Boy...

Kuiper having a sausage-fest. Interesting.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 26, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I could go for a big juicy sausage in my mouth right now!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

In England, they call it a banger in the mouth!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

In the most delicious waaaaay!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

thats what she said

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Aug 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The beard, it does nothing!

by satyricrash on Aug 26, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I was thinking it makes him look like an old man.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

DOUBLE SWITCH YES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Eugenio to the rescue!

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Let’s hope he performs as well as Rohlinger.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Double Switch Time!

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Aug 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That is hideous.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Please compensate for the hideousness by posting an appropriate lolcat.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 26, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thank you. Much better.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

especially the man/girl on the left

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Aug 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Those two don’t care about this walk-a-thon. They don’t care about this walk-a-thon ONE DAMN BIT.

by satyricrash on Aug 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

aaaaaaah this is going to haunt my dreams

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ahhh relief. Tashner was giving me a burning feeling.
Don’t ask your better off not knowing.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Yabu

I just like the guy!

Also, LOLvan starts tomorrow night?!?!??

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

There he is!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

PS Yabu wa ichiban

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Say Cheese

by satyricrash on Aug 26, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ian Stewart

is batting just shy of .500 against lefties this year. Dont know why Bochy left Stewart face a leftie

Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!

by MohrPlease on Aug 26, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

LEFTIES MUST HIT AGAINST LEFTIES

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 26, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

*PITCH not HIT

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 26, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

of course sabean puts in taschner to face the lefty when romo only threw 13 pitches

by DuikeBuike on Aug 26, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

LOLCHOA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

wow

by DuikeBuike on Aug 26, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL Giants

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 26, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH

this team sucks

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Defensive fail.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

lame

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Come on, dude.

by satyricrash on Aug 26, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

ha

thats a big run in this ballgame
not

by DuikeBuike on Aug 26, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 26, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Isn’t that just fitting for this game.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

if we don’t kick the shit out of Livan tomorrow, I’ll be extremely put out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

wha

oh.

Never mind.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I had a crass “put out” joke queued up, but decided against it at the last second.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Welp, I’m heading home. Enjoy, ladies and gentlemen.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 26, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

later, nater

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

By “enjoy” you must mean “turn off the game and do something else.”

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

WHOOOOOO HE'S FINALLY GONE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

well if natto is leaving…

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Aug 26, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

it’s batting practice now

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I have to say that I still totally love your sig. Makes me smile every time.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I enjoy it as well.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

night

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

reply failure.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

zz

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Rowand with another Rowand throw

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Aug 26, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

FUCKING GUY

Kills me

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

GOLD GLOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 26, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I know right

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

almost LOLbu

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Aug 26, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

To brighten the mood

One of the funniest moments of my life just occured.

I am, for some reason, watching the SD/AZ game and Heath Bell almost hits Mark Reynolds in the head. Mark Grace goes, “Whoah” and the proceeds to sing “Low” in a alarmingly cheerful vocie.
“He hit the flo, next thing you know, shady got low low low….”

Awkward silence ensued.

WTFBBQ?

58-73 - Elimination Number - 22

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 26, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

oh god, I never want to imagine Mark Grace singing that song.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Giants Bullpen

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

no should have at least 1 Shep.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The bullpen is not as entertaining.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 26, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Time to cue the Benny Hill chase music. Yes we have reached that stage.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

get out of my head

I was about to make this exact comment

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 26, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sweet!

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Can’t he ever throw the ball to home plate

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

We would be better off is never tried to throw home.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rowand with ANOTHER Rowand throw

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Aug 26, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

YET ANOTHER ROWAND THROW

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Excuse the noob

but what exactly is a Roward throw? That sailing throw nowhere near the intended target?

Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!

by MohrPlease on Aug 26, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Yep.

By the way, I like your username. I thought Dustan Mohr was going to be awesome and I was so pissed when they non tendered him. HE HAD ALMOST A .400 OBP!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

And tore his ACL in a postgame celebration (or something like that)

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Excuse me, he was trying to make a catch and he stepped funny on the bullpen mound!!

Of course, it was a catch he really shouldn’t have tried to make, but…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sorry

It was this one that i was thinking of

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4191/is_20050407/ai_n13600701

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Basically

Preferably 20 feet up the 3rd base line, over 2 cutoff men

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Does it need to be a 14-hopper after missing the 2nd cutoff man?

() Required
() Not required

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 26, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

B

not required.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

pretty much. Also, he’s never heard of the cutoff man.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

a throw to home that is nowhere near where it needs to be. dustin mohr was awful but he did hit the longest home run i’ve seen by a giants rhb during a double header against the expos…. also got picked off in the first game.

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Aug 26, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Buster Posey

is now 3 fo 3 with a Hr, 2B, and 3B. also 2 BBs. He’s been on base 5 times.

by DuikeBuike on Aug 26, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

But can he play third base?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

put him in center

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Aug 26, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

THE FLOATING THING IS SERIOUSLY NOT OKAY.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Forreals man. It’s just weird and wrong.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

im lost

what floating thing?

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Aug 26, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

They have this huge computer generated graphic advertising tomorrow’s game over the water in the cove and it’s just really frightening.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It makes me think of LOST.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 26, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

WOW!

just rewound to see. that sure is creepy. bunch of floaters out there, too. eeee.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ah, ok.

i don’t see it. lucky me

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Aug 26, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think it’s the reason why we’re losing.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 26, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh Velez no.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

If he ever figures out how to steal first

He’ll be devestating

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

so would Willy Taveras

Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!

by MohrPlease on Aug 26, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Naw. Just be picked off more often.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Possibly going to Small Plates in downtown Detroit next week

As featured on Food Network stuff: http://www.smallplates.com/food_menu.html

Dad also called to tell us about cool baseball memorabilia stuff to see at the ballpark. I’m giddy.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

They have some palatable-sounding salads

Chop-Chop Salad – Iceberg Lettuce, Cucumber, Carrot, Bean Sprouts, & Crispy Wonton Strips with Ginger Vinaigrette Dressing
$8/$5

This one could use a little mesquite chicken IMO.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 26, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

cold hot dogs?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If dipped in Lawry's Mesquite, why the hell not. =)

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 26, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Me, I just want some of the panko shrimp and a Sapporo. I’ve been going without alcohol since I got my stupid cartilage piercing and I want to drink, dammit.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't believe you and need immediate photographic proof please.

(Not proof that you want a beer, btw).

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 26, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Of the piercing?

When I get back to the Bay Area I’m getting the other ear done.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Looks like the swelling is down, and no infection is imminent. You have Dr. Oooreebay’s permission to have (2) servings of the beer of your choice.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 26, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Take two beers and call you in the morning. Got it.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I read that Detroit is the Top Sports City in America according to Forbes

That is, if you can overlook mile after mile of uninterrupted ghetto, burning cars aplenty and enough poverty to shake a shattered bamboo cane at.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 26, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah my dad described downtown as a cool place to be, but he never goes there because his car would get stolen.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I had the pleasure of visiting Detroit 3 years ago on business

and I didn’t dare cruise around downtown after sundown. Then again I was only 26, and was dressed in a suit.

I went to a Panthers v. Red Wings game that was among the best sports wake-up calls I’ve had in a while. Hockey is so damn big there you cannot believe it.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 26, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This game

makes we want to pray for Lincecum to shut ‘er down for 2008 after tomorrow’s start.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 26, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

/future mortgaged

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 26, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

HE'S NOT MADE OF PORCEALIN!!!!

58-73 - Elimination Number - 22

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 26, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

rhys?

ralph hates your strategy?

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Aug 26, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

BRUCE JENKINS

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

has a job for some reason?

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Aug 26, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’ll take Idiot Sportswriters for $200, Alex.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Anal Bum Cover

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Rapists

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Analrapists

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

the penis mightier

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Aug 26, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i should just caps lock the names of people I hate more often

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Turd Ferguson

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

turd ferguson

its funny

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Aug 26, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

pretty much agree.

Saw some were Boulder Skull does not want to have 6 man rotation the rest of the way. But I fail to see what good sticking with a 5 man would do.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I heard different, that Bochy was considering going to a 6 man rotation for September, but it was radio, so it could have been more speculation

by timmeh on Aug 26, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

To me that makes more sense. Just bring up like 8 pitchers from Fresno & the Defenders and designate 1-2 starts at all staff nights.

It not there is anything Tim or Cain can prove with the type of games left this season. Sanchez probably should near the end of his innings for the season. So cycle through the other guys can see if something glimmers.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

NO! 3-man rotation

Lincecum won’t know how to win until he throws 450 innings in one season!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

throw strikes, [giant – ah who am i kidding.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

BaysideBaller should be relieved of his Yabu

He should be adopted by a new, loving family

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Someone needs to administer a beatdown, anyway

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

neglectful parent?

by timmeh on Aug 26, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

totally

someone call CPS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

BTW, thanks for making the mp3's available for free.

They are now nestled in on my indie metal playlists on the ole iPod. When the tunes come on, I’ve been going “Who’s this?”…and then I remember the fine gift of free screametal.

So, thanks again. Let me know if you guys venture down to SD.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 26, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh, hell yeah!

Glad you dig it.

10" vinyl will be available real soon, too!

http://inthewalledcity.com/store/

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

kickass...soon you'll be a "recording artist"

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 26, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So Yabu’s not looking too hot atm.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

LOLorado

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

c’mon.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I like the guy yelling “Christina”

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

that guy is killing us!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

CRISSY!!

by satyricrash on Aug 26, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

way 2 go, Christina!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

what a riot!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

TROY!! HELEN OF TROY!!

by satyricrash on Aug 26, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

HOLY SHIT ROWAND HIT THE CUTOFF MAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

(handed it to the cutoff man)

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!

by MohrPlease on Aug 26, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Now i have to rewind just to witness this rare event.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fear the Rowand arm!

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 26, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

It helped he was 10 feet away

by robbgin on Aug 26, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

sign him up

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

nice rag, too

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

FREDERIC

Master of the snocone!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

was Freddie doing yoga out there?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

FreddIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

His first step is positively Glenallenesque.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 26, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Thighler warming up...

Finally Bochy has found the proper role for this gasbag.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 26, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

other types of bags that describe walker?

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Aug 26, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

feedbag

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

When Bad Tyler is pitching

A leaky colostomy bag.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 26, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

this

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Aug 26, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fred looked sort of awkward on that catch.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

he looked more awkward than . . .

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

a gamer would have beaten that out

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 26, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Back from walking the dog

Our walk was diverted by about 7 or 8 huge raccoons blocking our way. Used to see them all the time in Albany, but this is my first encounter with the fuckers in Oakland.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 26, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Oakland raccoons are NO JOKE

They are GANGSTA.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

beat me to it

Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!

by MohrPlease on Aug 26, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

While housesitting in Albany, I caught one in the act of sneaking in the cat door. I grabbed a broom and shook it at it. We had a brief standoff, and then it finally just said The Hell With You and came right in.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 26, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yep

when we had a dog and a dog door, we had regular visits from those fuckers. they absolutely don’t give a shit

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I prefer the deer my grandmother gets up in the hills. The most aggressive thing they do is stare at you while standing perfectly still

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 26, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

When I was a kid the deer would come onto our lawn and eat some berries that would make them drunk, then they’d pass out on the grass. If our little tiny dog would dare try to keep them from their berries, they’d kick her in the nose. Surly bastards.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Never had one of them crash through the brush an bowl you over have you?
Your right it does not normally happen . But it only takes once.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

surprised they didnt mug you

Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!

by MohrPlease on Aug 26, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hope your trash can is secure.

My mutts were sounding off because one of those buggers was walking the fence earlier.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This was about half a mile away from our place. We live right by the freeway and on a major, well-lit street, so I don’t think they’ll venture her.e

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 26, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yikes.

I was walking to the bus stop one morning not too long ago and I came face to face with a coyote. He looked at me and just kept on his way. I don’t know about you, but that sorta freaked me out.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, definitely freaked me out.

Now, if I saw a coyote in the Oakland flatlands, THAT would be an impressive anecdote.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 26, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’m out in CoCo County, but not near the boonies or anything. We did have a fox hanging around for a bit. I remember seeing him on the neighbor’s roof. I just don’t want the cats to get out lest they become a snack. :/

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, I certainly never saw any coyotes in the couple of years I lived with my grandmother in Orinda. I did see a buffalo once! A tame one, mind you. Being ridden by Margaret Lescher’s much younger cowboy boyfriend before she died. Now that’s a good anecdote.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 26, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

this sounds promising.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Margaret Lescher was the widow of Dean Lescher, who published the Contra Costa Times. They built a mansion in Orinda which was a few blocks away from my grandmother’s old house. After Dean Lescher died, Margaret Lescher had a relationship with a much younger cowboy-type who was one of America’s few professional buffalo trainers.

The anecdote is basically just that I was walking home one day and saw him riding his buffalo in the front yard.

Not long after, Margaret Leschner died in mysterious circumstances – she drowned in a lake while on vacation in Arizona. She was drunk and only wearing her underwear.

Fun!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 26, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Show off.

by satyricrash on Aug 26, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

don’t let Greg Papa near your kid

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Can the Giants score more than 2 runs against Livan tomorrow?

Outlook not so good

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 26, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Tim vs. Livan
If we can’t win that game what can we win?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 26, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Straburg Sweepstakes?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’m doubtful they can score one.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 26, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Greg Papa looks a little too pleased with himself

I wish his attitude would reflect the score, the douche. I guess after hearing “Touchdown…RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrAIDERS” a few times this month my hatred starts to boil up.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 26, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs