The K Dude needs a sub for Wednesday
Hey there McCoven.
I need someone to fill in for me and put up Ks on the brick for 8/27 against the Rockies. Normally I wouldn't even bother with a sub, but it's Lincecum Day, and Timmy needs some lovin'. A free ticket to Section 103 may be involved but I will have to check. Anybody interested may post here or email me at earl.dukeof at gmail.com (Afraid of spambots)
Thanks!
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day game?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 26, 2008 10:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You’re the one who puts the K’s up?
applause
Need to hook you up with LED lights or something.
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE⢠returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 26, 2008 10:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’d sub for the K Dude if I didn’t have class. :/
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
let's be honest
You’ve got no class
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 26, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
some jokes are just out there waiting…
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Aug 26, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like school in July, friend.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 26, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Natto is the obvious choice since he does it during the gameday threads.
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
by SF Pete on Aug 26, 2008 11:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If it were a day game, I would have been able to do it. Alas, it’s a 7:15pm start time.
by Natto on Aug 26, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The thought of Natto hanging picutes of that singer dude and Tommy Lee Jones on the wall cracks me up.
30,000+ people simultaneously saying “WTF”?
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 26, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The thought of Natto or some other regular having to explain the singer dude or Tommy Lee Jones posting is even more intriguing.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 26, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it would be better if no explanation was given. Just look at people as if they should know.
by chilibean_3 on Aug 26, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The point I was getting at was that the explanation is given time and time again here in the Gameday threads when someone new has got little to no clue as to what’s going on.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 26, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Night Game?
Dude, i’m down. Do I have to make my own Ks?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 26, 2008 11:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes. You have to use paste glue, pipe cleaners, and a bunch of popsicle sticks.
Get to work!
by xanthan on Aug 26, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget the egg cartons
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 26, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
teacher
i eated my paste
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 26, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Call it silly. Call it irrational. And I might be the only one that does this. But just have to recommend it as a way to tip my hat to the K Dude. Got to love unofficial activism.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2008 11:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
unofficial activism.
Hmm, maybe someone should take it upon themselves to become the “RISP FAIL” dude.
Have to bring a lot of F’s to the park.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 26, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He gets DFA ed to the McCoven. No truth in the rumor the ushers mutters, " Group think" has he escorts him out. *
. * the preceding was completely made up and in way expressed the feelings or thoughts of the Lunitic Fringe Ā® as a whole.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 26, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suggestion
Maybe Tyler Walker could substitute for you…he probably isn’t doing much at the game anyways.

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Aug 26, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Imagine the sweat he’d work up putting those K’s up there
by giants9107 on Aug 26, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
more k’s than he puts up in a month
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Aug 26, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!
Poor Tyler. He’d sweat if he was an Ice Road Trucker.
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Aug 26, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My wife says...
I should retract what I said about Tyler…she thinks he’s kind of cute when he’s not in uniform and sweaty.
She has a thing for Rowand (other than his squat stance) and Wilson’s tats, too. Ay yi yiiiii!
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Aug 26, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How does your wife know
what he looks like when he’s sweaty and out of uniform? :-O
by Jakespaar on Aug 26, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She knows...
Because she works at the concession stand, silly. ;-)
DC
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Aug 26, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there’s no way Tyler would do the job right. They’d have to keep calling him back from the concession stand.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Aug 26, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh me, pick me!
I’d very much like to fill in for you. Sent the same message by email too, in case u check McC more than you do your email haha.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 26, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay I'm going to give it to Gene,
just because he replied first, but if he doesn’t email me by around 2:30 tomorrow, I’ll give it to the previous poster.
I’ll email back with details.
Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.
by Revolution1 on Aug 26, 2008 11:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ok, man, i just sent you and email
4 minutes to spare! How many Ks do i need? 109?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, I got the Ks.
I’ll send you the details.
Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.
by Revolution1 on Aug 27, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fucking K!
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's a footlong yum rocket!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 27, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, you meant a substitute.
Not a sub/grinder/hoagie.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 27, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, that looks pretty good…
now make yourself one, dickweed!
j/k that’s a quote from weird science.
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s exactly what my footlong yum rocket looks like.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 28, 2008 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you seen a doctor?
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 28, 2008 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You do know your are supose to shake it not wring it out … right?
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 28, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoever it was...
hanging the Ks last night did a fine job—and
was kept busy.
Thanks to all involved.
by bgunn on Aug 28, 2008 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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