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This offense is almost as terrible as Matt Cain.

Edit: If you're new to the site, see, there's a superstition around these parts that involves ignoring Matt Cain's greatness. People will write things like "Oh, damn, Cain's starting? But he stinks!", but they're all dabbling in superstitious irony.

Ever since this superstition started, the Giants have scored five runs over 34 Matt Cain starts. That's why I have no problem talking openly about the superstition. It failed, and I don't want casual visitors thinking we're serious. Matt Cain is awesome! Hoorah for Matt Cain!- Grant

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ve grown numb to it.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Relax

and look forward to the next one!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next time

Just set the bar low, and it becomes quite comical.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plort!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cain still sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I got distracted by the puppy video, missed Bengie’s AB.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Aug 25, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Keep watching it.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

goddammit Cain, finish him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

especially to a guy like Quesadilla

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just think, we could have J-ROLLLLLL JIMMI ROLLINS

by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

M-V-P
M-V-P

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

10 pitch walk. Whoo hoo

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone set us up the Yabu

by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rockies are all bastard whores.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we make this a blanket comment for the whole NL West, I seem to remember this popping up last against the Padres…

by giants9107 on Aug 25, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

F*CK

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sheeee

ut

Right you are Ken

by stealth snail on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Of course

I benched Tulowitzki today. Sigh.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Amy G has big teeth. But I don’t really hate her as much as you guys do.

by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't hate her

I just find her annoying.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

anything is better

than cammy blackstone

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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is my position.

by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s that nasally voice she has that irks me

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you guys forgot the horrors of Cammy Blackstone.

by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sideline reporting should be left to football

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude

cammy in person???
oh god, looked like something from the mummy

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Breden Fraiser could punch her in the face and then say something totally funny like “I REALLY HATE MUMMIES! OHHHH”

by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t hate her either. Also, I have no memory of that Bronswell Patrick person recording a win for the Giants in 1999.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m probably the only one who actively hates her. But I hate everything.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

’cept lemonade.

by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had cranberry lemonade with dinner

It was glorious

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only semi-actively hate her.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the Giants don't score the rest of the game...

I will explode

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we’re chipping in for a bodybag.

but we’ve bought so many this year.

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF Kruk

“Now is a good time to squeeze…”

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i has a frustration

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s funny how quickly people turn in here!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice play, Burriss.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

myth becomes truth

other teams make unproductive outs

by CB30 on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

meth becomes truth

other teams often circle the bases rapidly when Zito pitches

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Atta babe Manny

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

being inspired by E-Me and SofaKing

Here are the ones I got
I’m using Buster….
Others up for grabs






GF has a few, I will ask her to post when shes comes back

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Buster Paisley is something else.

/takes drugs

by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy shit

dude, yer an artist

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

These are tops

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so what are we supposed to say when matt cain actually sucks

by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/brain explodes

by CB30 on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

time for Pablo’s first homer

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn. that never works

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’re never getting another hit tonight.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/explodes

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we couldn’t afford a body bag

but we do have Thighler’s supersized thong to wrap you in

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here comes Aurilia.

Computing fake bunt chances….. 98%

by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cockpunch

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GROUPSTINK

Someone go hose down Groug.

by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

in a way, though, the Rockies are doing the Giants a favor

..after all, the team has been winning way too much to get a good draft pick.

by wcw on Aug 25, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Operation Strasburg still on?

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, they gave that up

..they’re just looking for a gleam of hope is all.

by wcw on Aug 25, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

operation top ten pick

by CB30 on Aug 25, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hope Stevey asks for a $12MM signing bonus like good old Gerald

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geraldo Rivera Posey

by CB30 on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that'd be a win,to my mind

..beyond Strasburg, 2009 is shaping up as another shallow draft.

by wcw on Aug 25, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

2009 doesn’t look too promising.

But I trust the scouting dept. a whole lot more now

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*yawn*

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What we need to do, is hit more bouncing balls onto the ground.

by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not enough bunts

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Durham mighta caught it, too

But he would have jumped real high first

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Then his hammies would explode

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate walks.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I HATE WALKS!!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate woks

just can’t stir fry worth a damn

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lulz

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK my GF "Monkey51" is still on her 24 hour waiting period

These are what she made
She is using Meerkat, I believe



Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dude, stop

i can’;t breathe!!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesome

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL family guy chicken

by CB30 on Aug 25, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

May I use the Fishikawa? It’s teh awesome.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got three more..two more to go...

I’m working on nate deerholtz and then brian bobcat..got brian wildebeest done, just have to give to the merkin to finish

I will heckle you until you crack. If you're an umpire and get the call wrong be prepared for a voice that will echo in your ears.

by monkey51 on Aug 25, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FINISH HIM!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

or, wok him

I need practice

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"ingredients: two hours you didn't have before"

Wouldn’t that be results? If they were ingredients, you’d have to give them up to use the pills.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps, when you take those pills, you go back in time, but those two extra hours are needed to ingest the pills.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YAY

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

suck bunt

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bochy might be effective on the mound

if he didn’t throw like a girl

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let’s go, Randy

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Winn: .309

Gawdawful.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll just shut up.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This ump’s strike zone sucks.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If I had a nickel…

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bring him home Fred

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C’mon, Fred. Home run.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Freddie’s good for a Ribeye

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Foul off of the bunion

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Marijuana Grow House Found In Mall Of The Americas

MIAMI — The Drug Enforcement Administration discovered something unexpected in the Mall of the Americas.

DEA agents found a hydroponics lab with more than 200 marijuana plants, standing 3 to 6 feet tall in the air and worth millions of dollars, in a storage area on the second floor of the mall.

Authorities said the electricity that powered the lab was diverted from the mall’s main power supply.

No arrests have been made. Authorities said officials with the Mall of the Americas are cooperating with the investigation.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Knew there was something fishy

about the Dora the Explora ride

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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmmmm...

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s a good thing we didn’t score any runs when we had the bases loaded.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Baserunners are vastly overrated.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt has enough wins

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has one more than last year. Can’t get greedy now.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wins are underrated

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corralary: Losses overrated

Conclusion: The vodka is working

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haz a klondike bar

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What did you do for one?

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you don't want to know

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve seen some of Natto’s “films”

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had to get up from the sofa, walk to the kitchen, and open the freezer. It wasn’t pretty.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TV: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you stand on one leg?
Guy: Sure!
TV: Would you act like a money?
Guy: Uh-huh!
TV: Would you.. kill a man?
Guy: Um, uh well… [shoots a man]

from Family Guy

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKKain

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KANE

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Aug 26, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only Matt would set opposing batters on fire too.

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by Natto on Aug 26, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grill Quesadilla, Matt

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Quinceanera

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Celebrated during the 15th year of Zito’s contract

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zito has pretty white dress for that occassion

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope we get another walk here!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You mean its not real?

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oooooh, its real alright

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grow some pot plants out there, man

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A walk is as good as a hit

to a maple bat.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

also, a shard is as good as a shank

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ask Clemens

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

“Rowand on his horse”

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

His Hoppity Horse

who amongst you recognizes that?

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As McCovey Speaker, I recognize the distinguished plumber from Las Vegas

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Loudon Wainwright lll

“You don’t have to look and you don’t have to see
You can feel it in your olfactory.”

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Francis is trying to kill Molina.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie :(

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Francis

looks like he misses his pocket protector.

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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Molinowned =(

by offthedeepend on Aug 25, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pitch Count 112

Is Cain coming back out?

by Shoeless on Aug 25, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no

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Of course

He’s a work horse

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vic submits he’s a hobby horse

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Knowing Bochy

Yes

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

logic says no

so probably

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you get what you pay for

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Within reason

Zito notwithstanding

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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Needz runs thiz inningz

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No “z” in runs?

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

decided it was a force

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's impossible

to have the runs and Z’s.

by Shoeless on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s groupthink

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyone else

hate those “chevron with techron” ads with a passion?

what the hell is techron, anyway??

by giantfan5 on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pretty sure its a breed of canabis only grown in midwestern malls

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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, they’re really asinine. FTR, how much does going 55 MPH help your mileage?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, telling people to drive 55 is really gonna fly here in California…

by giantfan5 on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean I don’t speed because I don’t want to drive like the other yahoos out there, but it does get annoying when I’m going 10 over the speed limit and some asshole is still riding my bumper on the damn freeway.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe if they tell people that it will save them $ if they drive 85 instead of 95…

by giantfan5 on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone listen to Zito's interview yesterday?

Got to admit, fairly amusing

His Manlove for Pablo.
Cain being butthurt about Zito and Wilson hanging out.

When ur bored, take a listen

http://media.knbr.com/knbr/0824zito.mp3

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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

suddenly, inexplicably, no more posts for the rest of the night

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

I lost years off my lifespan with that R. Kelly , um , saga.

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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuckin Rowand

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gamey

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lamey

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sucky

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sucky: lamey and gamey

as

Zito: my favorite contract

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pablo?

HR?

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PA-BLO

SAN-DO-VAL

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Suck it, Stewart

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PABLOSO

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cuz he mixes it with hits

and makes his stats look good

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pablo Monlina!

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pablo is pretty good

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pablito!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YAY

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hes gonna get called up to a higher league soon

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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heaven?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Iowa?

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We knew about Pablo before everyone else

Thanks Minor Lines crew

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

salutes

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can see WilRiv

waving a huge red/white/green flag

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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Italy?

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meeheeco.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mexico?

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sandoval is from Venezuela. I think wil is of Puerto Rican descent.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hungary?

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No thanks, I’m full

by SheboyganBratwurst on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RICH-IE

AU-RI-LI-A

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sucks

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just wanna see a play at the plate

and watch Pablo crush Veet

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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

holy shit at deal or no deal

she has 5 grand and 1 million left, said no deal, and ending up with 5 grand

by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TARD CAKES

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s all set up for Bochy to bring out Cain for one more batter and then utilize his patented double switch.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Innings where we have left RISP:

3

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

September 6th will be good times

Excluding the game

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fiesta Gigante, Cepeda statue, Bengie bobblehead, es fantastica.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Magico y Gigantico

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holding out for

Pablo Bobblebelly

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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want the shirt.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got the Aztec Gigantes shirt they gave away last year. Totally kickass.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wanted that one too. Major fail on my part.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Por que no

monumentos de/para Senor Bonds?

Orlando “Fuman” Cepeda…ahi ahi ahi.

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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no se :(

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh.

Where’d you buy that surname , Ch – er , Miss?

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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry , misread that as “I don’t understand”

Estoy muy idiota.

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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even I know it’s no comprendo. :p

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey what do you want from me? I already speak French and Japanese.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cookies.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I plan to start Spanish courses at De Anza College in the winter quarter.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I took two years in high school

thirty two years later…no recuerdo mucho.

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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta learn by April, for interviews with Angel Villalona in San Jose.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They should put it on the Cove

Or right next to the Say Hey Kid

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

que barbaro

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In honor of his portrayal in the media, they will place his statue, towering over the seal in CF, with his bat raised.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally want to make it to Fiesta Gigante but I fly back in from Detroit that morning. I don’t know if I’ll be alive that day.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

From this point on, I’m only going to post LOLcats.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ren!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol my cats give me that look when they go to the vet.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amy G read good.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can haz wurds good!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bad grammar makes me [sic]!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I lol'd

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

stop making me nervous, romo

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice job, Manny

Holding HolLOLaday in place

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA

Manny blocks Holliday

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“oops, i fell a little there…”

by giantfan5 on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, with his crotch!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

crotch block!

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DFA!

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Romo showing emotion after the K

He’s safe; loser Kent in Philly

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

heil?

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

real life lol

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bottom 7

Ochoa
Burriss
Someone

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Omar

just to make the light hitting trio complete

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time for a Dave Roberts induced throwing error to get this comeback started!

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burriss!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally Rohlinger time

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

har

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny!

Y’all think Rowand is hurt? Or just slumpin’ hard?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Suckin hard

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Running on gamer fumes

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just turned it on..

hows the game going (not counting the sucktitude of cain).

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ALRIGHTY NOW

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rick Rohl, getting an AB

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

could be his last for a while

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He would never give up an out

He would never lay one down

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he'll just ground out, for two

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good time for RickRohl’s first HR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

his first reverse trip to Norwich

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fark

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

okay, Rohlinger is pretty bad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not really helping himself much.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck a duck.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, that went as expected.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3PO!!!!!!!!

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+ a lot

by CB30 on Aug 25, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

have to wait until next inning...

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

only happens these days when Omar leaves the latrine

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally Kool-Aid

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahah

that’s great

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 25, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trade Sosa for J-Roll!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

irl lol bbq

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lulz

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hinshaw asks good questions, guys.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ohhhhhhhhh-kay

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whos got

rally goofus???

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep it close, now

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not a lolcat

i am dissapointed

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, [Giants pitcher] would be good if he just didn’t walk so many batters!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Emmanuel Burriss: officially better than Ivan Ochoa.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Aug 25, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

determined weeks ago,

but Bochy never lets facts decide the matter

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

glad to see he availed himself of the open base

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Still one more!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I CAN HAZ

TRIPLE PLAY PLZ?

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You'll need a Yabu for that

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Rally Killer

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Open base!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giants holding an Open House!

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If that’s you in the tank,

Natto, yer stacked!

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Baker

BE AFRAID

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ve bot a bad feeling about this. . .

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

*your

damn grammar fail

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not worried

As the commercial assures me, “Watch Bruce Bochy and the Giants make all the right decisions in 2008.”

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they’re talking about play-at-home Jeopardy.

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Penis Mightier

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH NOES

Billy Sadler

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Billy Sadler

BE MORE AFRAID

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

afraid enough?

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

in b4 sadler walks in a run lol

by Grant on Aug 25, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

walk?

smells like salami

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Emmanuel Burrissing?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

About to gouge out his eves with his thumbs

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

preemptive lol Billy Sadler

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2-0

!!

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For all intenSIVE porpoises

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok, that has to be IT

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Podsednik Adventure

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

there’s got to be an inning after

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're moving closer to the door

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice play manny

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MANNY

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Burriss is pretty good on D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah!

Sweet play Burriss!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

burriss was playing RF?

looks good there too

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY TIME

Goofus needed

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck Troy Tulowitzki

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey

That’s an AJ Asshat

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

meow!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you just meow?

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

better

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RALLY TIME

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

come on Fred

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Right!" said Fred

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RANDY IS DANDY

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rally adorableness

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

where?

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO GREG PAPA

NO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tonight they are looking more like the 2008 Giants

I’ve come to know and loathe

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ROWAND

DO SOMETHING

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

see, I don't like cute baristas

..they invariably make sucky lattes.

by wcw on Aug 25, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

as long as she leaves room for cream

I’m ok with her

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That mascot’s expression:
“Ooops , just crapped my pants,”

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy fucking shit that giant floating “GIANTS VS ROCKIES” is disturbing D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No one else can see it

must be acid flashbacks

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding. DO not want.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rowand

has been awful today…he’s due

by DuikeBuike on Aug 25, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Due to hurt himself

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't bring his pregnancy into it.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Induce that sucker so Rowand can go back to being useful.

PS Who’s the father?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol mpreg

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mpreg is gross

But still sorta funny.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The thought of Aaron Rowand mpreg

epic hilarity

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would require Rowand slash. I’m sure it exists, but :/

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty much.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rowand sucks donkey balls

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that wasn't surprising

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anagram of "double plays"

LOSE UP BADLY

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 25, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rowand is stalled out

He’s only earned about $4 million of his $12 million this year

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is my favorite.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 25, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOTHING SAYS GAMER LIKE A RALLY-KILLING 0-4 NIGHT

WHEN YOU DON’T EVEN HIT IT OUT OF THE FRIGGIN INFIELD

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rowand’s so tired, he could be spelled by Bengie these days

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PS I don’t like Billy Sadler.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

me neither

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still think STEVE KLINE FUCK YEAH when I see the number 34 on a Giants pitcher.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PABLO

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yo, ’blo!

Bro!

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PABLO GOLD GLOVE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

better than last time

and that messy mass suicide

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Judging from our lineup

that’s an apt assessment.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jack Nicholson??

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that kid in the back is like, “seriously, wtf”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol he has one of those cheap shitty pumpkin flashlights I carried around with me at Trick or Treating when I was a kid!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ironic

Our Rally Pumpkin lives in SoCal

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

spectacular!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In San Diego: Jody Gerut hits a walk-off 2 run jack

D-bags loose!!

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's bad...

means the dodgers get closer to first…..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 25, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, the dodgers lost too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

still..

if the Dbacks won, then the Dodgers would be even further from first.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 25, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indisputable.

We’re putting you in charge of postgame spreadsheets.

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

^^ this

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AAAAH THE FLOATING THING IS BACK DDDDDDDDDD:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

antigravity devices

and witchkraft

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Yard Paul Stanley!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

whoa, that’s a mustache.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm thinking an Infield

and Infield of Pablo, Molina, Lou Seal, and Rally Pumpkin…….

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tyler pitching

of course

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pablo has a short bat.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 25, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think

it just looks short due to Pablo’s girth

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TMI

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he’s a grower not a show-er?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Day after game LOL!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 26, 2008 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shopped

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bahahahahah

that’s awesome

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must be followers of Basement Cat

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s what she said?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUNT

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was fun

not

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good thing we started the righty vs the lefty AM I RITE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOLrilia

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good night folks

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This game fucking sucked

Waste of fucking time! Fuck!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bleah.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He should leave town

and take Rowand with him

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He would look good in Dodger blue

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

had a triple Saturday.

Bochy and Richie will ride that until mid-September

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain

hosed

again

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 25, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain = Hose

A reputation a man can live with

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what a waste of good scoring opps

let’s win these next two, team

58-72

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Percent chance of making playoffs on ESPN is UP!!

to .20%

58-72

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BUY!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CONTENDERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need to set myself on fire because Amy Gutierrez gets to interview Pablo Sandoval and I didn’t.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Next Charity to champion

getting yourself Horse Like Tooth Implants

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Comfort yourself

in the knowledge that with Amy, they’re not really interviews.

For us, they’re more like a glimpse of life at Abu Ghraib

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, did FP and Byrnsie break up?

Cuz FP seems to be ALL ABOUT Tool-o-witski now.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol @ Jon telling the birds to STFU

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol @ Jon telling the birds to STFU

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So funny I apparently posted it twice

I apologize for these. I do. :/

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw Pablo is so cute. I guess this is good because I can be all dumb and fangirly about him.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 10:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GRANT DON’T LIE TO THE N00BS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 26, 2008 10:13 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, it started in ’06! He did pretty well then.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 26, 2008 11:20 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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