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Phoney_tiny by Natto on Comment 488 comments

This offense is almost as terrible as Matt Cain.

Edit: If you're new to the site, see, there's a superstition around these parts that involves ignoring Matt Cain's greatness. People will write things like "Oh, damn, Cain's starting? But he stinks!", but they're all dabbling in superstitious irony.

Ever since this superstition started, the Giants have scored five runs over 34 Matt Cain starts. That's why I have no problem talking openly about the superstition. It failed, and I don't want casual visitors thinking we're serious. Matt Cain is awesome! Hoorah for Matt Cain!- Grant

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ve grown numb to it.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Relax

and look forward to the next one!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Next time

Just set the bar low, and it becomes quite comical.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 8:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Plort!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cain still sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I got distracted by the puppy video, missed Bengie’s AB.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Aug 25, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Keep watching it.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

goddammit Cain, finish him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

especially to a guy like Quesadilla

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just think, we could have J-ROLLLLLL JIMMI ROLLINS

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

M-V-P
M-V-P

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

10 pitch walk. Whoo hoo

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Someone set us up the Yabu

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rockies are all bastard whores.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can we make this a blanket comment for the whole NL West, I seem to remember this popping up last against the Padres…

by giants9107 on Aug 25, 2008 8:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

F*CK

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Of course

I benched Tulowitzki today. Sigh.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Amy G has big teeth. But I don’t really hate her as much as you guys do.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't hate her

I just find her annoying.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s that nasally voice she has that irks me

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think you guys forgot the horrors of Cammy Blackstone.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sideline reporting should be left to football

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dude

cammy in person???
oh god, looked like something from the mummy

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Breden Fraiser could punch her in the face and then say something totally funny like “I REALLY HATE MUMMIES! OHHHH”

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t hate her either. Also, I have no memory of that Bronswell Patrick person recording a win for the Giants in 1999.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m probably the only one who actively hates her. But I hate everything.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I had cranberry lemonade with dinner

It was glorious

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I only semi-actively hate her.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 8:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If the Giants don't score the rest of the game...

I will explode

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we’re chipping in for a bodybag.

but we’ve bought so many this year.

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WTF Kruk

“Now is a good time to squeeze…”

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i has a frustration

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s funny how quickly people turn in here!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice play, Burriss.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

myth becomes truth

other teams make unproductive outs

by CB30 on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

meth becomes truth

other teams often circle the bases rapidly when Zito pitches

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Atta babe Manny

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

being inspired by E-Me and SofaKing

Here are the ones I got
I’m using Buster….
Others up for grabs






GF has a few, I will ask her to post when shes comes back

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, Buster Paisley is something else.

/takes drugs

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

holy shit

dude, yer an artist

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

These are tops

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so what are we supposed to say when matt cain actually sucks

by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

/brain explodes

by CB30 on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

time for Pablo’s first homer

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn. that never works

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We’re never getting another hit tonight.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

/explodes

58-72

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we couldn’t afford a body bag

but we do have Thighler’s supersized thong to wrap you in

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Here comes Aurilia.

Computing fake bunt chances….. 98%

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cockpunch

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 8:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

in a way, though, the Rockies are doing the Giants a favor

..after all, the team has been winning way too much to get a good draft pick.

by wcw on Aug 25, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is Operation Strasburg still on?

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no, they gave that up

..they’re just looking for a gleam of hope is all.

by wcw on Aug 25, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

operation top ten pick

by CB30 on Aug 25, 2008 8:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hope Stevey asks for a $12MM signing bonus like good old Gerald

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Geraldo Rivera Posey

by CB30 on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that'd be a win,to my mind

..beyond Strasburg, 2009 is shaping up as another shallow draft.

by wcw on Aug 25, 2008 8:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

2009 doesn’t look too promising.

But I trust the scouting dept. a whole lot more now

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*yawn*

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What we need to do, is hit more bouncing balls onto the ground.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not enough bunts

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Durham mighta caught it, too

But he would have jumped real high first

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Then his hammies would explode

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate walks.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I HATE WALKS!!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate woks

just can’t stir fry worth a damn

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lulz

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK my GF "Monkey51" is still on her 24 hour waiting period

These are what she made
She is using Meerkat, I believe



Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dude, stop

i can’;t breathe!!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

awesome

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL family guy chicken

by CB30 on Aug 25, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

May I use the Fishikawa? It’s teh awesome.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Got three more..two more to go...

I’m working on nate deerholtz and then brian bobcat..got brian wildebeest done, just have to give to the merkin to finish

I will heckle you until you crack. If you're an umpire and get the call wrong be prepared for a voice that will echo in your ears.

by monkey51 on Aug 25, 2008 9:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FINISH HIM!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"ingredients: two hours you didn't have before"

Wouldn’t that be results? If they were ingredients, you’d have to give them up to use the pills.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Perhaps, when you take those pills, you go back in time, but those two extra hours are needed to ingest the pills.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 8:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YAY

58-72

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

suck bunt

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let’s go, Randy

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Winn: .309

Gawdawful.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll just shut up.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This ump’s strike zone sucks.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If I had a nickel…

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bring him home Fred

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C’mon, Fred. Home run.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Freddie’s good for a Ribeye

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Foul off of the bunion

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Marijuana Grow House Found In Mall Of The Americas

MIAMI — The Drug Enforcement Administration discovered something unexpected in the Mall of the Americas.

DEA agents found a hydroponics lab with more than 200 marijuana plants, standing 3 to 6 feet tall in the air and worth millions of dollars, in a storage area on the second floor of the mall.

Authorities said the electricity that powered the lab was diverted from the mall’s main power supply.

No arrests have been made. Authorities said officials with the Mall of the Americas are cooperating with the investigation.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Knew there was something fishy

about the Dora the Explora ride

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmmmm...

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s a good thing we didn’t score any runs when we had the bases loaded.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Baserunners are vastly overrated.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He has one more than last year. Can’t get greedy now.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wins are underrated

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I haz a klondike bar

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What did you do for one?

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you don't want to know

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ve seen some of Natto’s “films”

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I had to get up from the sofa, walk to the kitchen, and open the freezer. It wasn’t pretty.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TV: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you stand on one leg?
Guy: Sure!
TV: Would you act like a money?
Guy: Uh-huh!
TV: Would you.. kill a man?
Guy: Um, uh well… [shoots a man]

from Family Guy

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KKKKain

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KANE

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Aug 26, 2008 11:06 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If only Matt would set opposing batters on fire too.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 26, 2008 11:19 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Quinceanera

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Celebrated during the 15th year of Zito’s contract

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Zito has pretty white dress for that occassion

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hope we get another walk here!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You mean its not real?

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oooooh, its real alright

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Grow some pot plants out there, man

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WTF

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A walk is as good as a hit

to a maple bat.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

also, a shard is as good as a shank

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ask Clemens

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL

“Rowand on his horse”

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His Hoppity Horse

who amongst you recognizes that?

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As McCovey Speaker, I recognize the distinguished plumber from Las Vegas

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Loudon Wainwright lll

“You don’t have to look and you don’t have to see
You can feel it in your olfactory.”

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Francis is trying to kill Molina.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bengie :(

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jeff Francis

looks like he misses his pocket protector.

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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pitch Count 112

Is Cain coming back out?

by Shoeless on Aug 25, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

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Of course

He’s a work horse

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Vic submits he’s a hobby horse

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Knowing Bochy

Yes

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

logic says no

so probably

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you get what you pay for

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Within reason

Zito notwithstanding

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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I Needz runs thiz inningz

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No “z” in runs?

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

decided it was a force

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's impossible

to have the runs and Z’s.

by Shoeless on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that’s groupthink

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

anyone else

hate those “chevron with techron” ads with a passion?

what the hell is techron, anyway??

by giantfan5 on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pretty sure its a breed of canabis only grown in midwestern malls

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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, they’re really asinine. FTR, how much does going 55 MPH help your mileage?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, telling people to drive 55 is really gonna fly here in California…

by giantfan5 on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I mean I don’t speed because I don’t want to drive like the other yahoos out there, but it does get annoying when I’m going 10 over the speed limit and some asshole is still riding my bumper on the damn freeway.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

maybe if they tell people that it will save them $ if they drive 85 instead of 95…

by giantfan5 on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anyone listen to Zito's interview yesterday?

Got to admit, fairly amusing

His Manlove for Pablo.
Cain being butthurt about Zito and Wilson hanging out.

When ur bored, take a listen

http://media.knbr.com/knbr/0824zito.mp3

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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

suddenly, inexplicably, no more posts for the rest of the night

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dunno

I lost years off my lifespan with that R. Kelly , um , saga.

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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuckin Rowand

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gamey

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lamey

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sucky

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pablo?

HR?

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PA-BLO

SAN-DO-VAL

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Suck it, Stewart

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PABLOSO

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cuz he mixes it with hits

and makes his stats look good

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pablo Monlina!

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pablo is pretty good

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pablito!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YAY

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hes gonna get called up to a higher league soon

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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We knew about Pablo before everyone else

Thanks Minor Lines crew

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

salutes

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can see WilRiv

waving a huge red/white/green flag

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Italy?

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Meeheeco.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mexico?

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sandoval is from Venezuela. I think wil is of Puerto Rican descent.

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hungary?

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 9:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RICH-IE

AU-RI-LI-A

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sucks

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just wanna see a play at the plate

and watch Pablo crush Veet

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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

holy shit at deal or no deal

she has 5 grand and 1 million left, said no deal, and ending up with 5 grand

by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TARD CAKES

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s all set up for Bochy to bring out Cain for one more batter and then utilize his patented double switch.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Innings where we have left RISP:

3

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

September 6th will be good times

Excluding the game

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fiesta Gigante, Cepeda statue, Bengie bobblehead, es fantastica.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Magico y Gigantico

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Holding out for

Pablo Bobblebelly

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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 9:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I want the shirt.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 9:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I got the Aztec Gigantes shirt they gave away last year. Totally kickass.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wanted that one too. Major fail on my part.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Por que no

monumentos de/para Senor Bonds?

Orlando “Fuman” Cepeda…ahi ahi ahi.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no se :(

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Huh.

Where’d you buy that surname , Ch – er , Miss?

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry , misread that as “I don’t understand”

Estoy muy idiota.

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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Even I know it’s no comprendo. :p

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey what do you want from me? I already speak French and Japanese.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cookies.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I plan to start Spanish courses at De Anza College in the winter quarter.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I took two years in high school

thirty two years later…no recuerdo mucho.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gotta learn by April, for interviews with Angel Villalona in San Jose.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They should put it on the Cove

Or right next to the Say Hey Kid

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In honor of his portrayal in the media, they will place his statue, towering over the seal in CF, with his bat raised.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally want to make it to Fiesta Gigante but I fly back in from Detroit that morning. I don’t know if I’ll be alive that day.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

From this point on, I’m only going to post LOLcats.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ren!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol my cats give me that look when they go to the vet.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can haz wurds good!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bad grammar makes me [sic]!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I lol'd

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

stop making me nervous, romo

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice job, Manny

Holding HolLOLaday in place

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHA

Manny blocks Holliday

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“oops, i fell a little there…”

by giantfan5 on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, with his crotch!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

crotch block!

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Romo showing emotion after the K

He’s safe; loser Kent in Philly

by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

heil?

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

real life lol

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bottom 7

Ochoa
Burriss
Someone

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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Omar

just to make the light hitting trio complete

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Time for a Dave Roberts induced throwing error to get this comeback started!

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Burriss!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

har

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Manny!

Y’all think Rowand is hurt? Or just slumpin’ hard?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply reply