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This offense is almost as terrible as Matt Cain.
Edit: If you're new to the site, see, there's a superstition around these parts that involves ignoring Matt Cain's greatness. People will write things like "Oh, damn, Cain's starting? But he stinks!", but they're all dabbling in superstitious irony.
Ever since this superstition started, the Giants have scored five runs over 34 Matt Cain starts. That's why I have no problem talking openly about the superstition. It failed, and I don't want casual visitors thinking we're serious. Matt Cain is awesome! Hoorah for Matt Cain!- Grant
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
Still angry about that GIDP
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 25, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Relax
and look forward to the next one!
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Next time
Just set the bar low, and it becomes quite comical.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Plort!
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
I got distracted by the puppy video, missed Bengie’s AB.
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
especially to a guy like Quesadilla
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
damn walks!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Rockies are all bastard whores.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Can we make this a blanket comment for the whole NL West, I seem to remember this popping up last against the Padres…
Yes.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s that nasally voice she has that irks me
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Sideline reporting should be left to football
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
dude
cammy in person???
oh god, looked like something from the mummy
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
I’m probably the only one who actively hates her. But I hate everything.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I had cranberry lemonade with dinner
It was glorious
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Giants don't score the rest of the game...
I will explode
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meth becomes truth
other teams often circle the bases rapidly when Zito pitches
being inspired by E-Me and SofaKing
Here are the ones I got
I’m using Buster….
Others up for grabs





GF has a few, I will ask her to post when shes comes back
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Matt looks like I should feed him Coco Puffs...
Or else
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
These are tops
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
time for Pablo’s first homer
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
damn. that never works
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
/explodes
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in a way, though, the Rockies are doing the Giants a favor
..after all, the team has been winning way too much to get a good draft pick.
Is Operation Strasburg still on?
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
no, they gave that up
..they’re just looking for a gleam of hope is all.
Hope Stevey asks for a $12MM signing bonus like good old Gerald
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
that'd be a win,to my mind
..beyond Strasburg, 2009 is shaping up as another shallow draft.
yeah
2009 doesn’t look too promising.
But I trust the scouting dept. a whole lot more now
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Then his hammies would explode
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I HATE WALKS!!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
awesome
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Merkin, I want the real Merkin
with a triangular beard
It's FishiGawa
just ask Kuiper
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Got three more..two more to go...
I’m working on nate deerholtz and then brian bobcat..got brian wildebeest done, just have to give to the merkin to finish
I will heckle you until you crack. If you're an umpire and get the call wrong be prepared for a voice that will echo in your ears.
"ingredients: two hours you didn't have before"
Wouldn’t that be results? If they were ingredients, you’d have to give them up to use the pills.
Perhaps, when you take those pills, you go back in time, but those two extra hours are needed to ingest the pills.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY
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Bochy might be effective on the mound
if he didn’t throw like a girl
Winn: .309
Gawdawful.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
I'll just shut up.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
If I had a nickel…
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Marijuana Grow House Found In Mall Of The Americas
MIAMI — The Drug Enforcement Administration discovered something unexpected in the Mall of the Americas.
DEA agents found a hydroponics lab with more than 200 marijuana plants, standing 3 to 6 feet tall in the air and worth millions of dollars, in a storage area on the second floor of the mall.
Authorities said the electricity that powered the lab was diverted from the mall’s main power supply.
No arrests have been made. Authorities said officials with the Mall of the Americas are cooperating with the investigation.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
Rent-A-Cops dealing on the side?
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Baserunners are vastly overrated.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt has enough wins
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Wins are underrated
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Corralary: Losses overrated
Conclusion: The vodka is working
What did you do for one?
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve seen some of Natto’s “films”
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
TV: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you stand on one leg?
Guy: Sure!
TV: Would you act like a money?
Guy: Uh-huh!
TV: Would you.. kill a man?
Guy: Um, uh well… [shoots a man]
from Family Guy
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
KANE
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Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???
Quinceanera
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito has pretty white dress for that occassion
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Grow some pot plants out there, man
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
A walk is as good as a hit
to a maple bat.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
Ask Clemens
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
His Hoppity Horse
who amongst you recognizes that?
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Loudon Wainwright lll
“You don’t have to look and you don’t have to see
You can feel it in your olfactory.”
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie :(
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff Francis
looks like he misses his pocket protector.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course
He’s a work horse
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
you get what you pay for
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Within reason
Zito notwithstanding
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I Needz runs thiz inningz
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decided it was a force
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
that’s groupthink
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
anyone else
hate those “chevron with techron” ads with a passion?
what the hell is techron, anyway??
pretty sure its a breed of canabis only grown in midwestern malls
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Yeah, they’re really asinine. FTR, how much does going 55 MPH help your mileage?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean I don’t speed because I don’t want to drive like the other yahoos out there, but it does get annoying when I’m going 10 over the speed limit and some asshole is still riding my bumper on the damn freeway.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone listen to Zito's interview yesterday?
Got to admit, fairly amusing
His Manlove for Pablo.
Cain being butthurt about Zito and Wilson hanging out.
When ur bored, take a listen
http://media.knbr.com/knbr/0824zito.mp3
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I dunno
I lost years off my lifespan with that R. Kelly , um , saga.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
sucky
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sucky: lamey and gamey
as
Zito: my favorite contract
Pablo?
HR?
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
PABLOSO
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
The Sandy-Man Can!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
YAY
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
Heaven?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
We knew about Pablo before everyone else
Thanks Minor Lines crew
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salutes
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I can see WilRiv
waving a huge red/white/green flag
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Meeheeco.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Mexico?
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
sucks
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit at deal or no deal
she has 5 grand and 1 million left, said no deal, and ending up with 5 grand
TARD CAKES
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It’s all set up for Bochy to bring out Cain for one more batter and then utilize his patented double switch.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Innings where we have left RISP:
3
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
September 6th will be good times
Excluding the game
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Fiesta Gigante, Cepeda statue, Bengie bobblehead, es fantastica.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I got the Aztec Gigantes shirt they gave away last year. Totally kickass.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Por que no
monumentos de/para Senor Bonds?
Orlando “Fuman” Cepeda…ahi ahi ahi.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
no se :(
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh.
Where’d you buy that surname , Ch – er , Miss?
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry , misread that as “I don’t understand”
Estoy muy idiota.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Even I know it’s no comprendo. :p
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey what do you want from me? I already speak French and Japanese.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Cookies.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I plan to start Spanish courses at De Anza College in the winter quarter.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I took two years in high school
thirty two years later…no recuerdo mucho.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotta learn by April, for interviews with Angel Villalona in San Jose.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
They should put it on the Cove
Or right next to the Say Hey Kid
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
In honor of his portrayal in the media, they will place his statue, towering over the seal in CF, with his bat raised.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally want to make it to Fiesta Gigante but I fly back in from Detroit that morning. I don’t know if I’ll be alive that day.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Ren!
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
lol my cats give me that look when they go to the vet.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I can haz wurds good!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
stop making me nervous, romo
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
crotch block!
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Romo!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
DFA!
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Bottom 7
Ochoa
Burriss
Someone
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
Time for a Dave Roberts induced throwing error to get this comeback started!
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Manny!
Y’all think Rowand is hurt? Or just slumpin’ hard?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Suckin hard
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Just turned it on..
hows the game going (not counting the sucktitude of cain).
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
ALRIGHTY NOW
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He would never give up an out
He would never lay one down
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Fuck a duck.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
3PO!!!!!!!!
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
have to wait until next inning...
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I'm calling it
Omar splash hit walkoff
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Kool-Aid

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohhhhhhhhh-kay
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Keep it close, now
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not a lolcat
i am dissapointed
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Man, [Giants pitcher] would be good if he just didn’t walk so many batters!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Emmanuel Burriss: officially better than Ivan Ochoa.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
No Rally Killer
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff Baker
BE AFRAID
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I understand if you're Asimo wants to hide
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
*your
damn grammar fail
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not worried
As the commercial assures me, “Watch Bruce Bochy and the Giants make all the right decisions in 2008.”
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The Penis Mightier
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Billy Sadler
BE MORE AFRAID
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walk?
smells like salami
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
About to gouge out his eves with his thumbs
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
2-0
!!
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For all intenSIVE porpoises
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, that has to be IT
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We're moving closer to the door
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY TIME
Goofus needed
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http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/8/25/601328/open-gameday-thread-too#8338993
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey
That’s an AJ Asshat
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you just meow?
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
better
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
"Right!" said Fred
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
RANDY IS DANDY
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Tonight they are looking more like the 2008 Giants
I’ve come to know and loathe
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
ROWAND
DO SOMETHING
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see, I don't like cute baristas
..they invariably make sucky lattes.
That mascot’s expression:
“Ooops , just crapped my pants,”
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
holy fucking shit that giant floating “GIANTS VS ROCKIES” is disturbing D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
No kidding. DO not want.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
all is not lost
we respect you for hating yourself
Don't bring his pregnancy into it.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Induce that sucker so Rowand can go back to being useful.
PS Who’s the father?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
mpreg is gross
But still sorta funny.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The thought of Aaron Rowand mpreg
epic hilarity
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
That would require Rowand slash. I’m sure it exists, but :/
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Anagram of "double plays"
LOSE UP BADLY
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 25, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand is stalled out
He’s only earned about $4 million of his $12 million this year
NOTHING SAYS GAMER LIKE A RALLY-KILLING 0-4 NIGHT
WHEN YOU DON’T EVEN HIT IT OUT OF THE FRIGGIN INFIELD
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PS I don’t like Billy Sadler.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
Was there a mass exodus from the ballpark?
Sounds like a spring training game
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
better than last time
and that messy mass suicide
Judging from our lineup
that’s an apt assessment.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack Nicholson??
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lol he has one of those cheap shitty pumpkin flashlights I carried around with me at Trick or Treating when I was a kid!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Ironic
Our Rally Pumpkin lives in SoCal
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
In San Diego: Jody Gerut hits a walk-off 2 run jack
D-bags loose!!
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That's bad...
means the dodgers get closer to first…..
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
still..
if the Dbacks won, then the Dodgers would be even further from first.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
I'm thinking an Infield
and Infield of Pablo, Molina, Lou Seal, and Rally Pumpkin…….
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Maybe he’s a grower not a show-er?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
funny - our cats are orange and tan tabbies
..except, you know, pure evil.
Must be followers of Basement Cat
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
good night folks
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Bleah.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
He would look good in Dodger blue
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain
hosed
again
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 25, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
what a waste of good scoring opps
let’s win these next two, team
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Percent chance of making playoffs on ESPN is UP!!
to .20%
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I need to set myself on fire because Amy Gutierrez gets to interview Pablo Sandoval and I didn’t.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
Next Charity to champion
getting yourself Horse Like Tooth Implants
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
Comfort yourself
in the knowledge that with Amy, they’re not really interviews.
For us, they’re more like a glimpse of life at Abu Ghraib
So, did FP and Byrnsie break up?
Cuz FP seems to be ALL ABOUT Tool-o-witski now.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
lol @ Jon telling the birds to STFU
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
lol @ Jon telling the birds to STFU
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
So funny I apparently posted it twice
I apologize for these. I do. :/
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw Pablo is so cute. I guess this is good because I can be all dumb and fangirly about him.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 10:31 PM PDT reply actions

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