Open Gameday Thread Too
by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:13 PM PDT
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This offense is almost as terrible as Matt Cain.
Edit: If you're new to the site, see, there's a superstition around these parts that involves ignoring Matt Cain's greatness. People will write things like "Oh, damn, Cain's starting? But he stinks!", but they're all dabbling in superstitious irony.
Ever since this superstition started, the Giants have scored five runs over 34 Matt Cain starts. That's why I have no problem talking openly about the superstition. It failed, and I don't want casual visitors thinking we're serious. Matt Cain is awesome! Hoorah for Matt Cain!- Grant
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Still angry about that GIDP
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 25, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let your rage consume you
Come to the darkside.
by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Relax
and look forward to the next one!
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Next time
Just set the bar low, and it becomes quite comical.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plort!
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
cain still sucks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I got distracted by the puppy video, missed Bengie’s AB.
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
by SF Pete on Aug 25, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
goddammit Cain, finish him.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
especially to a guy like Quesadilla
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just think, we could have J-ROLLLLLL JIMMI ROLLINS
by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damn walks!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rockies are all bastard whores.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we make this a blanket comment for the whole NL West, I seem to remember this popping up last against the Padres…
by giants9107 on Aug 25, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
F*CK
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Amy G has big teeth. But I don’t really hate her as much as you guys do.
by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't hate her
I just find her annoying.
by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
anything is better
than cammy blackstone
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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amy with the important birthday win update
Pulitzer
by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s that nasally voice she has that irks me
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you guys forgot the horrors of Cammy Blackstone.
by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sideline reporting should be left to football
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude
cammy in person???
oh god, looked like something from the mummy
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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Breden Fraiser could punch her in the face and then say something totally funny like “I REALLY HATE MUMMIES! OHHHH”
by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t hate her either. Also, I have no memory of that Bronswell Patrick person recording a win for the Giants in 1999.
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
by SF Pete on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m probably the only one who actively hates her. But I hate everything.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had cranberry lemonade with dinner
It was glorious
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only semi-actively hate her.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the Giants don't score the rest of the game...
I will explode
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
we’re chipping in for a bodybag.
but we’ve bought so many this year.
by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF Kruk
“Now is a good time to squeeze…”
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i has a frustration
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
myth becomes truth
other teams make unproductive outs
by CB30 on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
meth becomes truth
other teams often circle the bases rapidly when Zito pitches
by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Atta babe Manny
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
being inspired by E-Me and SofaKing
Here are the ones I got
I’m using Buster….
Others up for grabs
GF has a few, I will ask her to post when shes comes back
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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Matt looks like I should feed him Coco Puffs...
Or else
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy shit
dude, yer an artist
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
These are tops
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so what are we supposed to say when matt cain actually sucks
by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
time for Pablo’s first homer
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damn. that never works
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/explodes
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we couldn’t afford a body bag
but we do have Thighler’s supersized thong to wrap you in
by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cockpunch
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GROUPSTINK
Someone go hose down Groug.
by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
in a way, though, the Rockies are doing the Giants a favor
..after all, the team has been winning way too much to get a good draft pick.
by wcw on Aug 25, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Operation Strasburg still on?
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, they gave that up
..they’re just looking for a gleam of hope is all.
by wcw on Aug 25, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hope Stevey asks for a $12MM signing bonus like good old Gerald
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that'd be a win,to my mind
..beyond Strasburg, 2009 is shaping up as another shallow draft.
by wcw on Aug 25, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
2009 doesn’t look too promising.
But I trust the scouting dept. a whole lot more now
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What we need to do, is hit more bouncing balls onto the ground.
by xanthan on Aug 25, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Durham mighta caught it, too
But he would have jumped real high first
by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Then his hammies would explode
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HATE WALKS!!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate woks
just can’t stir fry worth a damn
by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK my GF "Monkey51" is still on her 24 hour waiting period
by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dude, stop
i can’;t breathe!!!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Merkin, I want the real Merkin
with a triangular beard
by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's FishiGawa
just ask Kuiper
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
May I use the Fishikawa? It’s teh awesome.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got three more..two more to go...
I’m working on nate deerholtz and then brian bobcat..got brian wildebeest done, just have to give to the merkin to finish
I will heckle you until you crack. If you're an umpire and get the call wrong be prepared for a voice that will echo in your ears.
by monkey51 on Aug 25, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FINISH HIM!
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"ingredients: two hours you didn't have before"
Wouldn’t that be results? If they were ingredients, you’d have to give them up to use the pills.
by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps, when you take those pills, you go back in time, but those two extra hours are needed to ingest the pills.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YAY
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
suck bunt
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bochy might be effective on the mound
if he didn’t throw like a girl
by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Winn: .309
Gawdawful.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll just shut up.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I had a nickel…
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bring him home Fred
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Freddie’s good for a Ribeye
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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Foul off of the bunion
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Marijuana Grow House Found In Mall Of The Americas
MIAMI — The Drug Enforcement Administration discovered something unexpected in the Mall of the Americas.
DEA agents found a hydroponics lab with more than 200 marijuana plants, standing 3 to 6 feet tall in the air and worth millions of dollars, in a storage area on the second floor of the mall.
Authorities said the electricity that powered the lab was diverted from the mall’s main power supply.
No arrests have been made. Authorities said officials with the Mall of the Americas are cooperating with the investigation.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rent-A-Cops dealing on the side?
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knew there was something fishy
about the Dora the Explora ride
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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmmmm...
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s a good thing we didn’t score any runs when we had the bases loaded.
by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Baserunners are vastly overrated.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt has enough wins
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has one more than last year. Can’t get greedy now.
by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wins are underrated
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Corralary: Losses overrated
Conclusion: The vodka is working
by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What did you do for one?
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't want to know
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve seen some of Natto’s “films”
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TV: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you stand on one leg?
Guy: Sure!
TV: Would you act like a money?
Guy: Uh-huh!
TV: Would you.. kill a man?
Guy: Um, uh well… [shoots a man]
from Family Guy
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Grill Quesadilla, Matt
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Quinceanera
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Celebrated during the 15th year of Zito’s contract
by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zito has pretty white dress for that occassion
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crazy graphic on the Cove there
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean its not real?
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooooh, its real alright
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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grow some pot plants out there, man
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A walk is as good as a hit
to a maple bat.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ask Clemens
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
“Rowand on his horse”
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His Hoppity Horse
who amongst you recognizes that?
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As McCovey Speaker, I recognize the distinguished plumber from Las Vegas
by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Loudon Wainwright lll
“You don’t have to look and you don’t have to see
You can feel it in your olfactory.”
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bengie :(
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Francis
looks like he misses his pocket protector.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitch Count 112
Is Cain coming back out?
by Shoeless on Aug 25, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Of course
He’s a work horse
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
logic says no
so probably
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you get what you pay for
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Within reason
Zito notwithstanding
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I Needz runs thiz inningz
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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
decided it was a force
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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's impossible
to have the runs and Z’s.
by Shoeless on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s groupthink
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone else
hate those “chevron with techron” ads with a passion?
what the hell is techron, anyway??
by giantfan5 on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pretty sure its a breed of canabis only grown in midwestern malls
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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, they’re really asinine. FTR, how much does going 55 MPH help your mileage?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, telling people to drive 55 is really gonna fly here in California…
by giantfan5 on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean I don’t speed because I don’t want to drive like the other yahoos out there, but it does get annoying when I’m going 10 over the speed limit and some asshole is still riding my bumper on the damn freeway.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe if they tell people that it will save them $ if they drive 85 instead of 95…
by giantfan5 on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone listen to Zito's interview yesterday?
Got to admit, fairly amusing
His Manlove for Pablo.
Cain being butthurt about Zito and Wilson hanging out.
When ur bored, take a listen
http://media.knbr.com/knbr/0824zito.mp3
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by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
suddenly, inexplicably, no more posts for the rest of the night
by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno
I lost years off my lifespan with that R. Kelly , um , saga.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuckin Rowand
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
gamey
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lamey
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sucky
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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sucky: lamey and gamey
as
Zito: my favorite contract
by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pablo?
HR?
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by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PABLOSO
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Sandy-Man Can!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
cuz he mixes it with hits
and makes his stats look good
by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pablo Monlina!
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pablo is pretty good
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pablito!
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YAY
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hes gonna get called up to a higher league soon
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Heaven?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Iowa?
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We knew about Pablo before everyone else
Thanks Minor Lines crew
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
salutes
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can see WilRiv
waving a huge red/white/green flag
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meeheeco.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mexico?
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sucks
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just wanna see a play at the plate
and watch Pablo crush Veet
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
holy shit at deal or no deal
she has 5 grand and 1 million left, said no deal, and ending up with 5 grand
by kingofthacove on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TARD CAKES
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s all set up for Bochy to bring out Cain for one more batter and then utilize his patented double switch.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Innings where we have left RISP:
3
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
September 6th will be good times
Excluding the game
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fiesta Gigante, Cepeda statue, Bengie bobblehead, es fantastica.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holding out for
Pablo Bobblebelly
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Aug 25, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want the shirt.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got the Aztec Gigantes shirt they gave away last year. Totally kickass.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wanted that one too. Major fail on my part.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Por que no
monumentos de/para Senor Bonds?
Orlando “Fuman” Cepeda…ahi ahi ahi.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no se :(
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh.
Where’d you buy that surname , Ch – er , Miss?
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry , misread that as “I don’t understand”
Estoy muy idiota.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even I know it’s no comprendo. :p
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey what do you want from me? I already speak French and Japanese.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cookies.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I plan to start Spanish courses at De Anza College in the winter quarter.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I took two years in high school
thirty two years later…no recuerdo mucho.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta learn by April, for interviews with Angel Villalona in San Jose.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should put it on the Cove
Or right next to the Say Hey Kid
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In honor of his portrayal in the media, they will place his statue, towering over the seal in CF, with his bat raised.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally want to make it to Fiesta Gigante but I fly back in from Detroit that morning. I don’t know if I’ll be alive that day.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ren!
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol my cats give me that look when they go to the vet.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can haz wurds good!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
stop making me nervous, romo
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nice job, Manny
Holding HolLOLaday in place
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHA
Manny blocks Holliday
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, with his crotch!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
crotch block!
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Romo!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DFA!
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Romo showing emotion after the K
He’s safe; loser Kent in Philly
by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
real life lol
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bottom 7
Ochoa
Burriss
Someone
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Time for a Dave Roberts induced throwing error to get this comeback started!
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burriss!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Manny!
Y’all think Rowand is hurt? Or just slumpin’ hard?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Suckin hard
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just turned it on..
hows the game going (not counting the sucktitude of cain).
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ALRIGHTY NOW
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rick Rohl, getting an AB
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He would never give up an out
He would never lay one down
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he'll just ground out, for two
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good time for RickRohl’s first HR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fark
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
okay, Rohlinger is pretty bad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not really helping himself much.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Aug 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck a duck.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3PO!!!!!!!!
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
have to wait until next inning...
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
by rhys on Aug 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm calling it
Omar splash hit walkoff
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 25, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
only happens these days when Omar leaves the latrine
by Moggeee on Aug 25, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rally Kool-Aid
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trade Sosa for J-Roll!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 25, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
irl lol bbq
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 25, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lulz
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs