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Gameday Thread III: Army of Darkness

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whoa

who’s the blonde?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno

I had this on my photobucket account and felt like posting it.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got a lot on my photobucket account...

Some of them I don’t really want to post though…

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, no one’s forcing you.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear Walrus penis is a delicacy in some cultures though

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can small a small village.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can feed a small village.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can feed a large village

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure..

But you aren’t a delicacy.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. Freud?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is Ms. February 2008

HUGE Giants fan

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

[insert innapropriate HUGE joke here]

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 25, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i swear to god i know her and i just can’t remember who she is. i feel like i went to high school with her or something.

by cornball on Aug 24, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

army of darkness

is that the new name for the padres?

Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2008 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

army of dorkness

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

AM I RIGHT????

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought maybe it was the name of Raquel Aurilia's band (pictured here)

Sounds better than Starland Vocal Band or ABBA.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 24, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am watching Descendants of Darkness

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The brunette is Travis’ girlfriend

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2008 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

yah

i recognize her from her facebook

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

facebook?

Dorks!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rotorueter: HAY, IZ ORILIA GOING TO RESIGN WITH GIANTZ???
Travis’ GF: IDK!!!

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

RICH AURELIA’S ALL STAR ROCKIN’ DENTAL HYGIENISTS CONVENTION EVE!!

Pablo Sandoval wants to rock and roll all night.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2008 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit

They’re letting all their hairs down!!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all about the FREE SWAG

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s the other dude?

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Travis Denker

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Denker? He looks a lot less “fit” in street clothes

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like a fat Travis Ishikawa.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we trust that Natto's thread

won’t be pulled out violently from underneath us?

by Moggeee on Aug 24, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Keiichi Yabu is pissed and he’s taking it out on the Padres

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRST!

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

in the hearts of his..uh…maybe his kids

by Moggeee on Aug 24, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psh...

Not like they respect him either.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yabu >:(

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

triple play, bro

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

With one out!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No more baserunners, please

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That's no fun.

Live life on the edge of your seat man!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE MORE ROUND

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

note: good gameday thread pics can distract the mccoven from the suckiness put forth by the Giants on a daily basis

Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon, Yabu

Triple play.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

4 OUTS?

57-72

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 outs

the giants can do that in their sleep

Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

Nellie answers random questions about the NBA draft.

by Moggeee on Aug 24, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m changing you to a yes because you’re feisty.

by cornball on Aug 24, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, I forgot JT was on the Red Sox.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

JT wishes he could forget it

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I remember going to one of the stores on Yawkey Way and seeing that they were selling Snow t-shirts. I laughed heartily.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I try to block that out of my mind.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They posted a "History of JT Snow"

Yankees, Angels, Giants, Red Sox. They should have just eliminated the Red Sox.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

KEIICHI

FINISH HIM

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yabu

trying to kill Padres since 2008

Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2008 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

shush

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

see?

save sitch for Wilson now

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, JT

I HAVE NEVER HEARD THIS ANECDOTE BEFORE

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

DID YOU KNOW

ROGER CLEMENS WAS SIGNED BY THE YANKEES?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ut oh

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

BAD

Pablo Sandoval wants to rock and roll all night.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

57-72

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like Hinshaw

57-72

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smells like Hinshaw.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hinshaw for lefties...

Then bring in beach boy

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beach boy?

John Stamos of course.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hot!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, its Hinshaw! Not Walker or Taschner!

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

or Sadler!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I forgot he existed.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The secret agent already pitched, right?

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taschner already pitched, so Boch couldn’t go to him.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I too enjoy that My Morning Jacket album.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 24, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly Bochy...

Thinks that just because Yabu always gets Kouzmanoff out, that he’s also able to get other hitters out as well.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 24, 2008 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Hinshaw?

I wish they would have brought in Taschner.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Great, it’s Giles.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

way super OT

If any local McCoven are interested in coming out to play some pinball and eat cake, we’ve rented out the Lucky Juju from 8 to 10pm tonight. come by if yer able.

http://www.ujuju.com/

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m gentile

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or play...

Pin the cake on the balls.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I call Tuesday night.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually it sounds like fun. I have to take Mrs. Goofus to the airport later, we’ll see how tired I am tonight

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you need a firm RSVP?

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

it’s casual. show up if you can; if not, no worries!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes Hinshaw

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s okay.. this just means save situation for wilson ;)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 24, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Call strikes, ump.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Prediction for this at bat

strike
strike
ball
ball
foul
foul
foul
foul
ball
foul
foul
foul
Giles Walks

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 24, 2008 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I want my money back.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALEX

FINISH HIM

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha fuck you Giles.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Winn = good

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

lefty got a lefty out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh...

Righty. Gotta bring in a righty now.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

GiLOLes

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

TO THE SHOWERS, GILES

Pablo Sandoval wants to rock and roll all night.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I read that as “To the showers, girls” and got all excited

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was about to type this.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could totally visualize you saying that in a smoking jacket Hef style

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Razors at the ready!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew it!!!!!11

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 24, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh, it’s HInshaw’s arch-nemesis: a righty.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

wide strike

thx, Blue

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ALEX

FINISH HIM

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Use Hyper Beam!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

AlexHinshaw is unable to move!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 24, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

About the cheapest hit imaginable

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

balances out that shot to right for an out

by Moggeee on Aug 24, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sombitch!

Pablo Sandoval wants to rock and roll all night.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the last out, Giants pitcher.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

pretty darn unlucky

57-72

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

John Stamos save us!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Soul destroying tying slam coming up

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

A slam would put them ahead.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

tying?

more like leading

57-72

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 24, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

not tying

even more soul destroying that way

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 24, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hinshaw is dealing

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

From the bottom of the deck

Only 849 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 24, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reliever you only bring into the 3rd inning of a blow out.

AT BEST!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of John Stamos, the “Bob Saget roast” is hilarious

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Norm MacDonald stole the show.

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I had to explain to Mrs Goofus that he was trying to be not funny

Cloris Leachman stole the show too

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved NOrm MacDonalds’ set = the best.

Pablo Sandoval wants to rock and roll all night.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wanted to see that so bad...

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

They replay it like a hundred times. I’ll have to catch it sometime soon.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sample line: “Cloris Leachmen is so old, Shakespeare did her in the park”

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALEX

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I watch?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought...

girl on girl was good for guys but guy on guy was bad for girls.

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by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

One word: Yaoicon.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO NOT WANT

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s okay, more for me.

I got a ton of cool yaoi stuff at APE a few years ago, too. I’ve never been to Yaoicon yet, but I really wanna go.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

...had to google...

DO NOT WANT EITHER

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by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

you thought wrong

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

glad you typed before me.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So girls like boy/boy action?

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many of them do, yes.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is often the case.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I could do a list of Things Women Like, to go along with the list of Things Women Don’t Like list I did a while back (such as Intensely Creepy Relationship With Your Mother, Sex Offender Status, and The Word Moist).

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well my definitive list of Things Women Like may not go with every lady’s tastes. But I think I can say slash, chocolate, shoes, baby animals, things that make things smell good, and flowers rank up there for lots of women.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABY ANIMALS!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

cuteoverload, yes, yes, yes

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The good thing about including baby animals means stuff like kittens and puppies and that, plus human babies, because we’re animals too. So everything is covered!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, veal is delicious.

Wait – that’s not what you meant?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eating them, looking at them, I guess it’s all the same…

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

1) Gay men
2) Hello Kitty
3) You not falling asleep before their orgasm
4) Vin Diesel, for some reason

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love gay men. I was dubbed an honorary gay man by some friends.

Hello Kitty would be okay if it wasn’t for all the pink shit. I do like Batz Maru, because he’s an angry penguin.

That one pretty much goes without saying, or else don’t get pissy when we buy a BOB.

And Vin Diesel I got over pretty quick. He was hot in Boiler Room, but otherwise meh.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought Vin Diesel was just a homely version of The Rock. I’ve also seen him described as Mr. Potato Head on steroids; that works too.

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

At least the Rock does enjoyable films. The Rundown was surprisingly good.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have heard that Vin Diesel is a huge nerd and got Judi Dench to play D&D with him though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That really sounds like an episode of Extras.

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol wtf

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

100% trufax!

http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=4509

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vin Diesel = meh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

muscle bound = overrated

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s funny, though. In a way that he’s not even aware.

Pablo Sandoval wants to rock and roll all night.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hinshaw is going to be a good one. I hard throwing lefty with a good curve!

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

In soviet russia..

lefty curves you!

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by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie: “Put a bend in that cap, knucklehead”

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD GERUT

YEAH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Pablo Sandoval wants to rock and roll all night.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

AleKs

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOO!!

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by rhys on Aug 24, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm calling it early

SEASON LONG 5 GAME WINNING STREAK

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by rhys on Aug 24, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

kinda sad =(

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 24, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we could get Maddux from the Dodgers for Sandoval.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 24, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

for the love of god

don’t give brain any ideas

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Aug 24, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was some good pitching!!!

Right?? I didn’t actually see it so help me out here!!11

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 24, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

It was

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooch

hard-breaking stuff at the knees for the strikeout

by Moggeee on Aug 24, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

F.P. I Was A Player Anecdote Alert!

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

NO WAI!!111

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want another Pablo AB

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I just got here..did he get taken out?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 24, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, he’s just farther down the lineup.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but Ishikawa did.

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s got a chubby little six-pack…yet you want more

by Moggeee on Aug 24, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn?

More like Randy WALK! AMIRITE?

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

You are indeed, sir.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 24, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

sucks.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good AB, Dwight

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by rhys on Aug 24, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice, just this once...

being on the right end of an AB that starts off strike-strike, then goes on for six more pitches before ending in a leadoff walk.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 24, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's not lose the save opp, now

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by rhys on Aug 24, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

wish granted

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by rhys on Aug 24, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus, velez

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 24, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 24, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoinhell does he think he ez?

by Moggeee on Aug 24, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

should've bunted

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 24, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugene: Idolizing Joe Castle

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Youheen...

Goodbye please.

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by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I no longer want another Pablo AB, btw.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

heroically, you subdue the craving

by Moggeee on Aug 24, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WILSON TIME

WHERE IS THAT DINO??

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by rhys on Aug 24, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Flashy kid crying dino head gif, please

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd place in that contest is “The Day You Met Natto And He Drew A Cartoon On Your Ass”"

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

If Pablo finishes the year hitting .400, does that mean he gets free cryogenic freezing upon death?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 24, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

We definitely need to start a breeding program using Timmy’s eggs and Pablo’s sperm

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random LOL David Beckham pic

Random LOL David Beckham pic

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval wants to rock and roll all night.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

thank God

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is.

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by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK...

In slow motion…that dinosaur looks like it totally has boobs.

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by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa you’re right.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

REALIZATION

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by rhys on Aug 24, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

8/24/2008

the day Baron comes out of the closet.

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by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of the closet to date Dinosaur Jesus Lady? Geez man give me a busty redhead at least.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kilson

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD GONZALEZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Pablo Sandoval wants to rock and roll all night.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Two outs, plays to first!

gloves down, butts down

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

With so many rifles on the infield

Omar’s Pea-shooter more obvious than ever

by Moggeee on Aug 24, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

On your feet!

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish him, Brian

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

rhys is standing up

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

man, the Padres suck

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, the Giants aren’t so pathetic with Ishikawa, Lewis, and Sandoval in the middle of the lineup!

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

♥ Fred ♥ ♥ Pablo ♥

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

also ♥ Travis ♥

though his day was cut short :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll get my heart on for Winn too

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Bengie

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Correia

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

Plus a heart for Bengie too.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Manny, for being patient.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny’s really kicking butt lately.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss > Ochoa for #2 hitter.

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

+520

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny’s last 7: .400 /.520/ .450

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raptor Jesus, Wilson, B $ and Sandoval FTW!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 24, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval wants to rock and roll all night.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

On your fee...

NEVER MIND!!!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Aug 24, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Operation Strasburg looking like a resounding failure……and I can’t say I mind too much

by rotorueter on Aug 24, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

the way the nats negotiate, he could fall to us anyway

Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?

by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Dancing Goofus, please

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

KEEP IT ROLLING

10 games back and counting!

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by rhys on Aug 24, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

If they can win 2/3 of the remaining games, they’ll get to .500

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a tall order

we have a cakewalk schedule rest of the year

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by rhys on Aug 24, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Five in a row!!!!!

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

CHOREOGRAPHY FTW

Pablo Sandoval wants to rock and roll all night.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHHH

TURN IT OFF!!!!!

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by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t stop watching this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW – what’s our record since the advent of the Goofus Dance?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think we’ve lost since that game, have we?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We lost the game where it happened, but haven’t since; 5-0

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking. . .

Yay Goofus!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that’s the case, it’s Comcast’s fault for not putting him on TV earlier in the season.

by timmeh on Aug 24, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa, JT looks bizarre in a suit. and that’s also a pretty ugly suit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Gah no kidding. I was going WTF at his jacket and shirt and tie combo. Just bad all around.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks lilke it’s too big for him.

by robbgin on Aug 24, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ewww – it’s like an old man suit.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got it from 63 Year Old Junior College English Teachers R Us

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, Mike Adams lost two games in a row.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy Birthday Kevin.

by robbgin on Aug 24, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

no televised post game show? :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s for the best. Do we really want to see a post-game wrap with JT and FP on the same screen?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

More stuff women like: Hot Man-On-Man Action Between F.P. & J.T.

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must be a man PRETENDING to be a woman!

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got me!

Or maybe I’m a woman playing a woman pretending to be a man pretending be a woman.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, there aren’t any real women on the internet.

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re probably right. It’s much too hard to figure out all these tricky key thingies on this buzzy machine.

Let’s go shopping!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you’re getting it!

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

>:(

.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still...

Kuiper and Flem.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Aug 24, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun.

Pablo Sandoval wants to rock and roll all night.

by satyricrash on Aug 24, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of man-on-man action, Flemming just accused J.T. of cheating on him by being on tv.

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

F.P. says the two biggest, most important stats in baseball are runs score and RBIs.

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fleming quietly stuck up for OBP.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is funny, becuause OBP was about all F.P. had going for him. That and playing seven positions.

by jcb9 on Aug 24, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Morgan is anti-OBP and a high OBP is what made him one of history’s greatest second basemen.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile Brian Bannister embraces BABIP, a theory which marks him as a pitcher unlikely to sustain long term success. Strange world.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT picked Bochy as his “player of the game.” Epic fail.

Still in despair.

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 24, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

And he said it was because Bochy doesn’t pay attention to lefty-righty matchups and plays the game to win.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 24, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh??

What game was JT watching?

I now take back anything I said that wasn’t critical of him.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 24, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did a facepalm irl when I read your comment and then I scrolled down and saw the facepalm graphic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s his prehensile penis holding the beer

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 24, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

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