Gameday Thread III: Army of Darkness

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I've got a lot on my photobucket account...
Some of them I don’t really want to post though…
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
I can small a small village.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
I can feed a small village.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Sure..
But you aren’t a delicacy.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
That is Ms. February 2008
HUGE Giants fan
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 25, 2008 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions
army of darkness
is that the new name for the padres?
Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?
I thought maybe it was the name of Raquel Aurilia's band (pictured here)
Sounds better than Starland Vocal Band or ABBA.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
I am watching Descendants of Darkness
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
RICH AURELIA’S ALL STAR ROCKIN’ DENTAL HYGIENISTS CONVENTION EVE!!
Pablo Sandoval wants to rock and roll all night.
Can we trust that Natto's thread
won’t be pulled out violently from underneath us?
Psh...
Not like they respect him either.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
With one out!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
That's no fun.
Live life on the edge of your seat man!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
4 OUTS?
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
4 outs
the giants can do that in their sleep
Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?
by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I try to block that out of my mind.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
They posted a "History of JT Snow"
Yankees, Angels, Giants, Red Sox. They should have just eliminated the Red Sox.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Yabu
trying to kill Padres since 2008
Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?
DID YOU KNOW
ROGER CLEMENS WAS SIGNED BY THE YANKEES?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
YES
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
looks like Hinshaw
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
Hinshaw for lefties...
Then bring in beach boy
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Beach boy?
John Stamos of course.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Wow I forgot he existed.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I too enjoy that My Morning Jacket album.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Silly Bochy...
Thinks that just because Yabu always gets Kouzmanoff out, that he’s also able to get other hitters out as well.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Hinshaw?
I wish they would have brought in Taschner.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
way super OT
If any local McCoven are interested in coming out to play some pinball and eat cake, we’ve rented out the Lucky Juju from 8 to 10pm tonight. come by if yer able.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
And when the cake is gone?
Let them eat pinball.
Or play...
Pin the cake on the balls.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
That’s what I call Tuesday night.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Prediction for this at bat
strike
strike
ball
ball
foul
foul
foul
foul
ball
foul
foul
foul
Giles Walks
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Ha fuck you Giles.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
Uh oh...
Righty. Gotta bring in a righty now.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
I could totally visualize you saying that in a smoking jacket Hef style
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Use Hyper Beam!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
AlexHinshaw is unable to move!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
John Stamos save us!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Reliever you only bring into the 3rd inning of a blow out.
AT BEST!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Wanted to see that so bad...
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
They replay it like a hundred times. I’ll have to catch it sometime soon.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I watch?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought...
girl on girl was good for guys but guy on guy was bad for girls.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
One word: Yaoicon.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s okay, more for me.
I got a ton of cool yaoi stuff at APE a few years ago, too. I’ve never been to Yaoicon yet, but I really wanna go.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
...had to google...
DO NOT WANT EITHER
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Many of them do, yes.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe I could do a list of Things Women Like, to go along with the list of Things Women Don’t Like list I did a while back (such as Intensely Creepy Relationship With Your Mother, Sex Offender Status, and The Word Moist).
Well my definitive list of Things Women Like may not go with every lady’s tastes. But I think I can say slash, chocolate, shoes, baby animals, things that make things smell good, and flowers rank up there for lots of women.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The good thing about including baby animals means stuff like kittens and puppies and that, plus human babies, because we’re animals too. So everything is covered!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Eating them, looking at them, I guess it’s all the same…
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
1) Gay men
2) Hello Kitty
3) You not falling asleep before their orgasm
4) Vin Diesel, for some reason
I love gay men. I was dubbed an honorary gay man by some friends.
Hello Kitty would be okay if it wasn’t for all the pink shit. I do like Batz Maru, because he’s an angry penguin.
That one pretty much goes without saying, or else don’t get pissy when we buy a BOB.
And Vin Diesel I got over pretty quick. He was hot in Boiler Room, but otherwise meh.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I always thought Vin Diesel was just a homely version of The Rock. I’ve also seen him described as Mr. Potato Head on steroids; that works too.
lol
At least the Rock does enjoyable films. The Rundown was surprisingly good.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I have heard that Vin Diesel is a huge nerd and got Judi Dench to play D&D with him though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
lol wtf
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
100% trufax!
http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=4509
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Hinshaw is going to be a good one. I hard throwing lefty with a good curve!
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
In soviet russia..
lefty curves you!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Bengie: “Put a bend in that cap, knucklehead”
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
WHOOO!!
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
I'm calling it early
SEASON LONG 5 GAME WINNING STREAK
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
for the love of god
don’t give brain any ideas
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Aug 24, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
That was some good pitching!!!
Right?? I didn’t actually see it so help me out here!!11
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Good AB, Dwight
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
Nice, just this once...
being on the right end of an AB that starts off strike-strike, then goes on for six more pitches before ending in a leadoff walk.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
let's not lose the save opp, now
57-72
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
wish granted
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
Youheen...
Goodbye please.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
I no longer want another Pablo AB, btw.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
WILSON TIME
WHERE IS THAT DINO??
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
Flashy kid crying dino head gif, please
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 24, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
If Pablo finishes the year hitting .400, does that mean he gets free cryogenic freezing upon death?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
We definitely need to start a breeding program using Timmy’s eggs and Pablo’s sperm
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
This will be a Discussion Topic 1
During Pinball and Cake hour
OK...
In slow motion…that dinosaur looks like it totally has boobs.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Whoa you’re right.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
REALIZATION
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
8/24/2008
the day Baron comes out of the closet.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Out of the closet to date Dinosaur Jesus Lady? Geez man give me a busty redhead at least.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
With so many rifles on the infield
Omar’s Pea-shooter more obvious than ever
rhys is standing up
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
also ♥ Travis ♥
though his day was cut short :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
IAWTC
Plus a heart for Bengie too.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Manny’s really kicking butt lately.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
the way the nats negotiate, he could fall to us anyway
Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?
by Speedforthewin on Aug 24, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
KEEP IT ROLLING
10 games back and counting!
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
not a tall order
we have a cakewalk schedule rest of the year
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
whoa, JT looks bizarre in a suit. and that’s also a pretty ugly suit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Gah no kidding. I was going WTF at his jacket and shirt and tie combo. Just bad all around.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 24, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s for the best. Do we really want to see a post-game wrap with JT and FP on the same screen?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
You got me!
Or maybe I’m a woman playing a woman pretending to be a man pretending be a woman.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
You’re probably right. It’s much too hard to figure out all these tricky key thingies on this buzzy machine.
Let’s go shopping!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Which is funny, becuause OBP was about all F.P. had going for him. That and playing seven positions.
And he said it was because Bochy doesn’t pay attention to lefty-righty matchups and plays the game to win.

Huh??
What game was JT watching?
I now take back anything I said that wasn’t critical of him.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Wait, when did Aurilia get a second left hand attached?
One for the missus, one for a beer.
ESPN Sunday night game
Ha. Petey sunk the Dodgers.

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