Open Gameday Thread, 8/23
San Diego Padres at San Francisco Giants, Aug 23, 2008 1:05 PM PDT
Oh, dang. I wanted to follow along with the Giants game, but the Dodgers/Phillies are on TV. I have to watch whatever game is on TV.
I hope Fox appreciates the four extra viewers they get with these blackouts. Maybe those four extra viewers put them at a nice round number, like 50,000.
It makes me absolutely sick when the Giants game isn't on TV. What are they trying to accomplish? Do they really think that I'm going to stop what I'm doing to watch whatever crap game they pick out? I can't remember the last time I've been so disgu...
Oh. Now I feel silly. Fox was looking out for us like a big brother. Boy, is there egg on my face. We owe you one, Fox.
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Good thing Zito’s starting. We’ve fallen all the way to #6 in the draft pick race, with the A’s, Reds, Pirates, and Rockies all nipping on our heels.
Even closer to the division title, right?
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Aug 23, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito or...?
I think going forward, games I’m attending (and the possibility for dancing exists) are going blacked out.
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
yeah, murdock and his cronies
can shove it up their foxholes
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 23, 2008 10:43 AM PDT reply actions
Nice
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thx
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by The Gene Hackman on Aug 23, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Nice pics of Timmy...
May I ask permission to post them with a credit and link of your choice on timlincecum.com?
Thanks,
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on Aug 31, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
good lens, so-so camera.
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by The Gene Hackman on Aug 23, 2008 10:55 AM PDT reply actions
i remain fully reply-fail compliant
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by The Gene Hackman on Aug 23, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I know its Zito starting...
but I still want to watch the fucking game. Especially if Sandoval and Ishikawa are playing. I missed getting to see Pablito at 3rd last night :(. How did he look?
good, i thought
Footwork was solid, throws were strong but a little wild. I’m sure he was amped.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
he looked huge
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by The Gene Hackman on Aug 23, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Crap, the text didn't show
I was going to say that Hayhurst kinda looks like he is related to Zito… a chance for victory?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
He just got called up from Portland, so maybe he’s still stoned.
Pablo Sandoval wants to rock and roll all night.
by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
You don’t have to tell me!
Pablo Sandoval wants to rock and roll all night.
by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
that’s true!
I remember crunching some numbers for a chain restaurant to see if they had roughly proportional #’s of minorities working in their locations and I found that simply having one minority on a staff of thirty made the restaurant a more diverse place than the population of Portland!
you can't block the Bocock
Roger Craig and Alvin Dark
…without the hint ftw!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
hey, my kid and I
are going to walk up and scalp tickets. They should probably pay US to watch this one. Wherrever we sit, will will certainly be hanging around the kids baseball park / slides. “Zoom” has zoom on his jersey and I am rockin’ the road bonds jersey (old school) over the jaunty armando.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN
Fun with Jerry Coleman
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/quotes/quocole.shtml
My favorite: “Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It’s rolling all the way back to second base. This is a terrible thing for the Padres.”
“Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.”
Pablo Sandoval wants to rock and roll all night.
by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Naw, with Tyler it’s like that old biblical fable about Lot’s wife: if you look at Tyler while he’s at the buffet you turn into a pillar of salt.
Pablo Sandoval wants to rock and roll all night.
by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Slowly, though. You’re basically just a giant salt lick.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 23, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
But I thought that was just imagery for being grief stricken….
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 23, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know, I didn’t write it.
Pablo Sandoval wants to rock and roll all night.
by satyricrash on Aug 23, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, then, I guess groug lied to me.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 23, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s generally a pretty safe assumption to make.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
So if lying is your thing
Then what you’re saying now is that I shouldn’t assume that you lie to me…
Wait…
Oh god, this so confusing…
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 23, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I only have lies for you, howie
This statement is a lie
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And then he sprinkles you on his french fries
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 23, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
not in the almanac...
But I read one time where he said of Glenn Beckert, as he was finishing up his career in San Diego, “I hope before he goes, he comes up and says goodbye to us so we can give him a hug and a kiss, because that’s the kind of guy he is.”
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Also, I think it’s pretty bizarre to hit Ochoa #2 when you have both Roberts and Winn in the lineup.
Your 2008 Giants…at least we’re not the Nationals!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Dirk Hayhurst
This will mean zilch to y’all but … A couple of years ago, I had the privilege of watching Hayhurst pitch the game of his life.
It was against the San Jose Giants, when they took Lake Elsinore to a deciding Game 5 of the Calif. League Championship. With all the marbles on the line (to mix as many metaphors as possible), Hayhurst went 7 innings and allowed only ONE hit, no walks. He dominated.
The bullpen promptly coughed up 3 runs in the 8th and the Giants won. But I’ve been kind of a Hayhurst fan ever since then… plus, he was doing a pretty amusing blog for some-or-other publication, calling it the Non-Prospect Watch or something like that.
Anyway, it’s great to see him get a crack at the Bigs, and even though it’s against the Giants, i’ll be secretly pulling for him.
I don’t know. if you’re FOX, would you rather show the shitty as Giants and Padres or contending teams like the Dodgers and Phillies? it’s sorta a no-brainer to me.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2008 12:17 PM PDT reply actions
yes, he was very articulate and clean.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
whoever wins, we lose.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That is any election
Crooks and liars…the lot of them.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 23, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
Obama is crap. But so is McCain. American political system FTW!
I’m voting for A. Mulligan.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
How much would it really cost them to have just a local telecast for the Giants, though?
Wait a second… how does this NBC thing work again?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 23, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not saying they couldn’t or shouldn’t. but it isn’t really the Game of the Week, if its just the local team.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Your mom.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 23, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, that was uncalled for.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 23, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
This is not even on any of the P2P schedules. I blame jbowl’s mom.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 23, 2008 12:39 PM PDT reply actions
Great pitching matchup on Fox, Kershaw vs Hamels
Im sure the casual fan would rather watch that then watch Zito throw up on himself vs the padres
The casual Giants or Padres fan?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
See, the issue here isn’t that our game isn’t the national game. It’s that Fox won’t broadcast our game to the built-in audience for it in San Diego and the Bay Area.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Yes, but
those of us who pay for mlb.tv would sorta like to see the team we paid to see. It’s effing bullshit that we can’t use our PAID SUBSCRIPTION to watch games on Saturday.
Fox has exclusive major league rights on Saturday afternoons.
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whoa hairston has 17 homers? Crazy, not even a full-time player and still would be way in the lead for the Giants, half his games are in petco too. It seems like he hits a ton against the giants, but I didn’t realize he was showing that much power this year.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
He sounds sharp to me.
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nice inning
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
Haha
Clolayton. 3-0 in the 1st and no one out.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 23, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions
wilriv would have done the same thing
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Good bunt, Ochoa.
At least, I’m assuming it was a good bunt. I trust you, Kuip.
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speed-a-licious
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
It’s one thing to be fast, it’s another to be speedy.
Pablo Sandoval wants to rock and roll all night.
Anyone else amused...
That once we started playing the kids, the team started winning more games? Granted we haven’t exactly had a tough schedule of late, but still.
Not amused,
more like pissed off. This happened early in the year, too. Then the kids sat to “showcase” the vets, and also Bowker stopped hitting.
Pro Tip: Bowker
Don’t swing at everything.
by Giant Voodoo on Aug 23, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I like to think the loss of Joe Castle also helped matters.
by consequencesANDrepercussions on Aug 23, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
OMFG scoring?!
Also Korea won the gold in the Olympic baseball tournament. They ran the table. I don’t know what’s better, watching a team that was really dominant all tournament or looking at the photos of Cuba players looking all bitter about winning silver:

CHEER UP EMU KIDS
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
At least
Cuba wasn’t wearing their goofy looking red pants. Those things look like pajamas.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
seriously, those all red uniforms are godawful.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Why oh why
is this game not on TV, stupid FOX. Luckily I’m in a good mood since i got me a brazilian lady last night. Plan overthrow of FOX later.
I guess this online radio thing will be okay
I read this about four times and in my head it still makes me think you got a Brazilian bikini wax last night and….uh…well, cool?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
All i can say is
you are cleared for landing.
by Giant Voodoo on Aug 23, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
not just any brazilian..
..a ‘brazilian lady’. That one hurts more!
Better than a Brazilian ‘lady’
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well
you have to do the buffalo bill tuck in
by Giant Voodoo on Aug 23, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
so much better than profess-anals #67? I say yes.
by Giant Voodoo on Aug 23, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
hell yes they do.
and production quality was better.
by Giant Voodoo on Aug 23, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
zing!
better than robbed in the tenderloin, which also can be misinterpreted hilariously.
by Giant Voodoo on Aug 23, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
they take one large strip and connect your nose hair to your ass.
by Giant Voodoo on Aug 23, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
Jody Gerut has more HR’s than anyone on our team and he’s played about a month less than any of our players.
Willie Harris has as many HRs as Rowand
he had 7 in his career before this year
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
Wow
Martin just took Hamels deep. Crushed the first pitch fastball.
Martin isn’t at all particular about pube styling
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 23, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair
it doesn’t have to be all that deep in Philly.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 23, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
that said, Hamels is a hint overrated by some
..I mean, he’s a top-ten pitcher, but a lot of fanboys will argue for top three.
[Giants pitcher]
Walking the opposing pitcher since 2008
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Hairston
17hrs and 31 rbis. That’s a freakoid combo…the other 63 hits have accounted for…what 6 rbis?
I got one word for you: "youneverknow"
Walking the pitcher always means at least one run will score. Baseball gods demand it.
by consequencesANDrepercussions on Aug 23, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions
Zito sucks
He had a perfect game in his grasp and just let it go. Then he had a no hitter and he gave up a hit. What’s next? Runs?
by positiveuphemism on Aug 23, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions
I enjoy both events.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I played water polo in high school and lots of the gals on the polo team did synchro. I would have gotten involved if the school had a team.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
There should be a synchronized nude shower event.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 23, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
A career minor leaguer is shutting us down.
The only question on my mind is “What took so long?”
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yup and a $126 million dollar bust is shutting the Padres down. Karma
by consequencesANDrepercussions on Aug 23, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Dagnabbit
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Heh my cat knows what's going on
When Gerut hit that I said “SHIT” and my cat went MEOW.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
Well to be fair he is part Siamese and they just talk a lot anyway. But usually when I have an outburst, he’ll speak up too.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's when I knew that fly ball would score Gerut:
When Flem said it was hit to Rowand.
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…or Winn
So I guess just getting the ball to the outfield was good enough
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I hate Fox
Why the fuck must they talk to the manager DURING the fucking game? If I was managing a team I would absolutely refuse to wear a mic.
PABLO
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Pablo!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
McCarver just said he would take Kershaw over Lincecum or Joba.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 23, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
Hamsters are insulted you would even ask that question.
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When has McCarver ever seen Lincecum. I don’t think he’s ever covered the Giants this year, and I know he doesn’t watch unless he has to.
"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean
by Smotheredinhugs on Aug 23, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Intentional walk to Burriss
FEAR!
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
I have no issue with preferring Chamberlin to Lincecum, but when people say that theey like Kershaw or Scherzer better, that baffles me.
you can't block the Bocock
Hard to argue if someone likes Joba better. But I agree bout the other 2. Of course the problem with Joba like Scherzer is can he stay healthy enough to be in the rotation? I still think Joba will end up replacing Rivera as the closer.
+
The argument for Joba over Lincecum would include Joba bigger, stronger body and it’s theoretical lesser potential for injury. But living in NY and having seen Joba pitch as often as I have this year, I like Timmy’s stuff better. It’s got more movement, velocity and he’s got a better curve.
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by Smotheredinhugs on Aug 23, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
ZITO
Fear the Albatross!
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lol Zito
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
OH YEAH
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
meh
Roberts
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
Roberts is a garbage
he should always have the take sign on 3-1
OT: Javier Vasquez has a perfect game through 5 innings
Against the Rays. Geez.
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
Eh..
It’s against the Rays. The Rays suck, they’ve never won a WS.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Fun in obituary guestbooks at work this week
For the former Raider who died this week: “God has truly made the "Immaculate Reception” as he has called you to his side."
OK...
So I go onto the Giants website to load Gameday Audio….
“Dave Roberts led off the first inning with a walk and stole second base, then scored on Randy Winn’s groundout. Aaron Rowand then doubled home Winn.”
Huh?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Ivan Ochoa also bunted him over to third in between those two things.
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In between Winn...
grounding out and then being doubled home?
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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Oh, right
Ochoa reached on the bunt too. Winn hit into a fielder’s choice, Ochoa out on second. Winn scored on the double.
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Must-See Tee-Tee
Between Amy’s two things?
No game on the DISH. Crap!
Cha Seung Baek
PINCH HITTER
LOL
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
Well, he was a pinch something. Hitter might be too strong a word.
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So...
Quiet gameday thread today? What, is the game not on TV or something?
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Natto and Goofus are at the game, and we are lost without them.
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We’re not lost without them, though. We’re just drifting slightly more.
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I guess I'll have to take charge of making a new thread...
IF we reach 500ish posts. yes that’s a challenge people.
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A new WalrusMan thread?
Ew. I’m not posting any more today.
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So....we are actually...
EPIC WIN
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I think Athletics Nation is more popular.
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No..
I know Athletics nation has us beat and not sure if there are any others. For a while it was 1. AN 2. MCC 3. nobody.
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♥ Kuip ♥
“And the pitch is low. Or maybe not. Maybe it’s high. How would you know? It’s radio only.”
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power-drunk
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
"Radio only today.....
…..that means a lot of the things we’ve told you today, could have never happened."
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
FunFact: for the first radio broadcasts, info on what was happening was transmitted from the ballpark to the announcers, who called the game blind from the radio station.
Yeah
Ronald Reagan admitted that once when he did a Cubs game this way and he lost the transmission, he made up that the batter was fouling off a bunch of pitches to stay alive when really he had no idea what was going on.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 23, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
For Winn?
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I've got 3
for the team
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The Giants were absolutely determined to hit into a double play that inning.
I, for one, admire their dedication.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
By accident!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Kinda like how McCarver is no good in a broadcast booth?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
TURN THE GAME OFF!
Fox has brainwashed you!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Mute the TV
and listen to the Giants on the radio. Its a winning combination.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
Vasquez is now 17/27 on the way to a perfect game
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the instant I clicked on the gameday on mlb.com it got broken up :(
by Sammy Danger on Aug 23, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the game...
I have on Fox. Wasn’t bad because i didn’t get Buck/McCarver
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Porn Name Alert!
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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
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Double trivia time – That actor also played the boyfriend in Valley Girl.
Patron saint of pesky hitters.
Michael Madsen was Budd, not Buck.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
4 IP, 6 ER
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Aw fiddlesticks
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damn
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Nice play, Ivan
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Presumably
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Subway.
Roast beef, provolone, lettuce, cucumber, green pepper, bbq sauce.
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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Footlong yum rocket!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Flagged as inappropriate.
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by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 23, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It's true he did.
I can see it. Inappropriate flagging. Josh is now banned.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
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I’m surprised more of my posts aren’t flagged.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
.....
Another MCC in joke I’ve missed?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Yum rocket?
Never heard of that one.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
This

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Crumchwraps = mmmmmmmm
Just minus the nacho cheese.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
I met friends for brunch at Mimi’s. Had pain perdu.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Hensley
4 strikes, 13 balls
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What kind of a body part...
is a strike anyways?
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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
he did come out of the Giants organization
..we know how to walk people
ESPN Gamecast crawl
Chance of scoring 2 runs w/ runner on 1st w/ 0 outs = 24%
Are they kidding? The Padres could leave the field and the Giants MIGHT scrape out 1 run.
Patron saint of pesky hitters.
Not after I post the RALLY KRUK GUITAR FACE
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 23, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
But truly it will be this graphic to make us score...

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Our rally photos...
Fail.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
best photo ever
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
So...
Has it ever come up as to why the guitar has no end to the neck?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Every time.
I have no answers, however.
Stay tuned for updates.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 23, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Banned for bad joke.
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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Joke?
You’ll know when I tell a joke, mister. You’ll all know.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 23, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
USA Bronze?
Lame.
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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
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agree
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
AuriLOLia
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
As if we weren’t already missing enough gameday folks, I need to go wake up my son from his nap and head into The City to meet my wife who’s been stuck at work all day. Try not to have too good a thread in my absence. Definitely don’t start any new memes or in-jokes.
She works for a university in residence life and the students are moving in. And they recently discovered they’re missing 48 box springs. Today is pretty much her worst day of the year. So, fun!
When I was in collge we slept on concrete floors…that was the way it was AND WE LIKED IT!!!
Patron saint of pesky hitters.
pfft
..we poured concrete floors for privileged kids like you and slept in an abandoned hog wallow.
And we liked it.
double pfft to you
Too make extra money we had to moonlight as hogs…and wallow and stuff
Patron saint of pesky hitters.
box springs...
You mean sheets of plywood?
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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Richie...
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Zito could go the CG
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
I finally heard the Fred and Randy Wells Fargo radio ad. lol Fred.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
I love Fred so much.
But now I also love Pablo so much. I feel very conflicted, like my heart is being pulled in two different directions. I’m writing a screenplay about this dilemma called “Josh from Hollywood’s Choice”
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 23, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I married Fred so clearly he belongs to me. And jpon. But I love Pablo too!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
no comment
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A funny scenario would be if Pablito and Flew loved each other, thus leaving Josh out in the cold.
Hilarity ensues. Cut. Print.
Patron saint of pesky hitters.
Two thumbs down!
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 23, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooh I like it
I can write this for my screenwriting class next week!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Fine.
But I retain international distribution rights in perpetuity.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 23, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
When Fred Loved Pablo
A Musical Comedy Extravaganza
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMN YANKEES meets MAMMA MIA?
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 23, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps with a pinch of Westside Story
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Big number:
“When you’re a Vet” led by the snap-dancing Rich Aurilia.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 23, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Tony award winner
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
baseball + slashfic = Baron
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
ideal outcome: Zito CG loss
..we need a higher draft pick.
We've got plenty of time...
At least end of 2009 for Alderson, end of 2010 for Bumgarner.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
8 pitch K
fail
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Randy on a 0-8 streak
time to snap a funk
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GREAT PLAY, BURRISS
Apparently
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Reportedly.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 23, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
you just don't get tired of that joke, do you?
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I don't get tired of any jokes
That’s why I post on McCovey Chronicles.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Zito
into the 8th. 90 pitches. He could finish this one…but won’t.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 23, 2008 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
8 innings, 103 pitches
CG?
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No..
A complete game is 9 innings. People really need to learn baseball rules before they post here.
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Plus the game can’t be tied at the end. Duh.
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OT: Dodgers now losing 9-2 to the Phils
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The day is good.
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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
lol Padres
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
Gamers make Scott Hairston drop the ball!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
baseball rule
duh
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Scott Hairstloln
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Hmm...
I don’t think I’ve ever got the hand of that joke.
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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
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SLOLt Hairston
That’s the best I can do with it.
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Damn it
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
*sigh*
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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
If Zito pitched like this 2/3 of the time
his contract would be worth it, no?
by positiveuphemism on Aug 23, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
If Zito pitched like this against 2/3 of the teams
He wouldn’t be quite so successful. The Padres are really bad.
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RICHARD IS GOOD
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Richie!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
RICHIE
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lol basically
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
insurance runs
would be nice
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Too late!
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WILSON TIME
GERUT
HEADLEY
BARD
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K
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.50 ERA.
Let’s go Wilson, I gotta chop veggies and do my makeup for a party here soon.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
[imagine flashy color, kids crying and a dino head here]
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 23, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
KK
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WINNERS
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 23, 2008 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
DANCE

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WE WIN!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 23, 2008 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
w00t!
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 23, 2008 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
4 in a row
7 out of last 8
6 out of last 7 series wins
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by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 23, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
roughly 1/2 his starts recently have been good
with the other 1/2 anywhere from bad to passable.
Not bad for a fifth starter at all. Oh, he’s #4? Well, still not bad for a 4th starter.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 23, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Weird...
his 8 wins now tie Cain and Sanchez for second on the team.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
I'm guessing this has already been noted...
Just noticing that Pablo Sandoval’s minor league weight is listed at 180, while his major league weight is listed at 245.
Is this for real? He’s put on 65 lbs in four years?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
I think...
The logical explanation is that he was never 180.
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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Fantastic game!
Zito pitched well, the kids and the old guys contributed, and I got to meet Natto AND Mrs. Goofus and see Mr. Goofus and Rotoreuter. Oh, and Billy threw me a ball!
Can’t think of a better way to spend a birthday—except maybe a Lincecum start.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Calling you out, Delorean!!!
We went over to say “hi” to Delorean, the lovely Mrs. Delorean and his parents. We all know that Delorean is the proud owner of a cool Yomuri Giants jersey that was given to him by the lovely Mrs. Delorean. So what’s he wearing at the game? A freakin’ Cubs jersey!!!
Unless it was a birthday gift that he felt obligated to wear it, he lost a lot of street cred here at McC.
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
there's an explanation
Bill Hayes got two cups of coffee with the Cubs in the ’80s—the lovely Tracy found out what number he had with the Cubs and got me a replica Bill Hayes jersey a coupla years ago. I showed it to Bill a in Scottsdale a while back, and he loved it. Allegedly he had a picture of me, him, and the jersey in his locker for a while.
I’ll dig the picture up and post it, but I don’t blame you for being confused.
Also, thanks for coming over to say hey — I was gonna do that in the 3rd, but Tracy said I should hang out until after the 4th. It was then thats I knew I was getting a scoreboard greeting!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Small world
My buddy from high school pitched in the Rockies system for awhile, and Bill Hayes was his manager twice — here and here.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 23, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
One other thing, the play by Burriss in the top of the 8th was completely insane. Just to get to the ball showed amazing range…and then he made a terrific throw with his momentum taking him toward left-center.
I’m guessing maybe there’s half a dozen second baseman in the league who can make that play.
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
Draft Picks
Why do some people want us to lose to just get a higher draft pick. If im not mistaken, we have had a CY young canidate and the best minor league pitcher drafted at the #10 spot. There is still great value through the top-10 picks. I want more W’s, youth, and respect!
Because once in a rare while an Arod type talent is in the draft and they only go to #1. I’m talking a sure thing like Junior or Dave Winfield. #2 won’t cut it.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 24, 2008 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Is Strasburg that good?
I remember when everyone was freaking out about how Reggie Bush was the next Gayle Sayers and how the 49ers were screwed because they won 2 straight games and dropped in the draft……how’s that working out?
by bondslegend on Aug 24, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions

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