Open Gameday Thread: Revenge
Matt Palmer looks pretty good so far. Other than the hits, walks, and number of pitches thrown.
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Pablo is definitely faster than Big Money.
by Hobbes2d on Aug 21, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so is a piano.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 21, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who ate Rodney Dangerfield?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 21, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get no respect. . . .
no respect, I’m tellin’ ya. .
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Aug 21, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet that guy is a fan of STEVE HOLM!
by rotorueter on Aug 21, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rohlinger!
Runz!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pablo! Eugenio! Let’s go guys with names ending in O!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 21, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rohl on, Giants
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 21, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OchoaO
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 21, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Offensive contributions by rookies of questionable repute, ho!
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who are you calling a ho?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 21, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So that’s who’s behind the Butt Pee username.
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heart you.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 21, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course, you do.
who doesn’t love Butt Pee?
by Butt Pee on Aug 21, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
keep rohlin rohlin rohlin
bitte, baby.
by ryanmiles on Aug 21, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Check out what the next lyric in that song is, after the "rolling"s. You might be surprised.
by rotorueter on Aug 21, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
…i see what you did there.
bitte, baby.
by ryanmiles on Aug 21, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Limp Bizkit: definitely on the 5 worst bands of all time list.
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i’m interested in seeing such a list.
bitte, baby.
by ryanmiles on Aug 21, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Certainly, Wilco is near the bottom.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it’s obvious that we can all agree on the best and worst bands ever would be, right? Right?
by chilibean_3 on Aug 21, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Starship (non-Jefferson edition)
Number one with a freaking bullet.
Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.
by EliminateMe on Aug 21, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's one
(which I don’t entirely agree with, mind you)
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounded pretty decent at first, but started everything started sounding the same and was totally overexposed.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 21, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
phear the suicide squeeze
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
palmer...
i don’t like you much anymore…
by boonitez on Aug 21, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was indifferent before because he hadn't done anything to make me not like him
His first start was horrible, but you can’t blame him for having a shitty first start. Now, however….
by boonitez on Aug 21, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was amazingly dumb
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know what’s happening, but I bet it was good!
by Natto on Aug 21, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rohl shoulda just rolled over
who ever was at the plate.. Schierholtz woulda done it.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Aug 21, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Forget Palmer, Fuck Bochy
Retarded time to call the squeeze, IMO.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Agreed. In fact last night with Bengie was a better time to squeeze than just now.
by Hobbes2d on Aug 21, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
all he needed was a grounder up the middle. especially with two rookies involved, don’t call the squeeze, just hope your pitcher can make solid contact.
by cornball on Aug 21, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should burn Bochy’s face with the Cornballer.
by Hobbes2d on Aug 21, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 21, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i somehow got that nickname long before Arrested Development was on the air.
by cornball on Aug 21, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But how?
Such an obsucre reference… aside from AD, of course
Molina's gonna test his arm...
by Victorious Secret on Aug 21, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or even if he gets out, you have the leadoff hitter up next
Squeezing is only a good idea when You’ve got a whole lotta nothing coming up after the current batter, and the current batter, sucks, and is a good bunter.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correct. No reason put the squeeze on. Winn, who is hot as hell on deck. Pitcher on the ropes. Palmer actually looks like he can hit a bit. Stupid play. Got them right out of the jam. Stupid.
by out machine on Aug 21, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 21, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes you get the interference call?
Cue in Victorino joke.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Aug 21, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and of course
the pitcher gets a hit
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GET THE GODDAMNED PITCHERS OUT!!!
Truly fed up with this shit.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 21, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah that shit is retarded.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, Palmer got a single.
Only fair.
Mark Wasinger: Now with MORE Wasing!
by dangjackson on Aug 21, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would like to see opposing pitchers OBP vs. the Giants this season.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To the stat cave, nerds!
Opposing pitchers OBP is .282 against the Giants, highest in the NL. 4 American League pitching staffs are above us (lower opposing pitchers OBP). I found this by the split of #9 hitters against team staffs. There’s the occasional pitcher hitting 8tjh, but not many.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 21, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baker's AVG when he got to SF: .211
When he leaves: .455
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 21, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pontiac, or olds?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently he grew up a Giants fan but hated them after they let Will Clark go.
by Natto on Aug 21, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, that brings up a thought I had the other day. Imagine how overrun with retards this page would become when/if the Giants get good again.
by rotorueter on Aug 21, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How will we tell the difference?
Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.
by EliminateMe on Aug 21, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the number of conversations about butt-pee will drop.
by cornball on Aug 21, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Instead of 2-3 “WE SHULD TRADE CAIN 4 AROD” posts a week, we’d get dozens.
by rotorueter on Aug 21, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’ll just have to intimidate them with our fearsome cleverness.
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McCoven Retards > Bandwagon Retards
by rotorueter on Aug 21, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please don't use the word retarded.
so insensative, geesh.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FWIW
He hasn’t been that bad today.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jorge Cantu:
San Francisco Giant oh wait….
Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.
by EliminateMe on Aug 21, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jorge Cantucan
Mark Wasinger: Now with MORE Wasing!
by dangjackson on Aug 21, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he's been working out and dieting.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His goatee has looked especially lustrous lately
by SheboyganBratwurst on Aug 21, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah Randy Winn
I like-a de juice..
Mark Wasinger: Now with MORE Wasing!
by dangjackson on Aug 21, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Possibly a good choice for the squeeze.
If you can’t hit, at least you gotta be good at something.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does someone want to explain to me again
Why we have a guy batting 2nd who can’t hit or walk?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because Frandsen is hurt.
Mark Wasinger: Now with MORE Wasing!
by dangjackson on Aug 21, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because Castillo (who couldn’t bunt) is gone.
by Natto on Aug 21, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, right
Another guy who should never have been in the 2-hole.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least not until his wife gave birth.
Mark Wasinger: Now with MORE Wasing!
by dangjackson on Aug 21, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s setting up the fake bunt!
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Aug 21, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that describes a lot of players on the Giants. It’s a pick your poison thing.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 21, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I think it describes Ochoa a lot more than others
Ochoa walks 3.9% of the time. That is astronomically low.
Given, he’s only had 85 PA’s, but that isnt an impossibly small sample.
The guy just doesn’t walk, and can’t hit – as such he makes a pretty lousy #2 hitter.
Id rather even see velez in the 2 hole as at least he can hit a little.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I must say I was impressed in Velez’s last AB. He waited on that breaking ball pretty well and took it the other way.
by Hobbes2d on Aug 21, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't look now
But Velez is actually hitting pretty well since his callup.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
.579 OPS in July
.681 OPS in August
Getting better, but not exactly great.
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, not great
But I think that given his limited opportunities it is a positive sign.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now if only he would quit doing that thing where he just stops and watches the first pitch.
by Natto on Aug 21, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he’s gonna drive Krukow into an asylum.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 21, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t have a problem with that. What’s funny is Barry would hold the bat against his shoulder and just stand there when he was taking all the way. But Krukow never said anything then.
by Hobbes2d on Aug 21, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe because he was Barry F’ing Bonds.
by chilibean_3 on Aug 21, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah well, some people have a little more credability
Velez’s recent improvement gives me hope that he might have a chance. He’s out OPSing Burriss since his return from AAA
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually not
Going into today:
Velez (since recall): .250/.316/.308, OPS .624
Ochoa (season) .247/.295/.342, OPS .637
And he’s only doing slightly better than Burriss:
Burriss (season): .257/.320/.294, OPS .614
Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.
by EliminateMe on Aug 21, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since he came back
Not for the season. Ochoa and Buriss both struggling since July.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is Ochoa's season
He only came up July 12.
I’ll grant you Burriss, though, he has been cold lately.
Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.
by EliminateMe on Aug 21, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was all part of the master plan.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 21, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Questions like:
Hey Barry, what kind of work out have you been doing to get so big?
by chilibean_3 on Aug 21, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here’s another chance for Professor Gamer Vongamerberg to come through
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
not to be confused with Professor (Richie) Gamer VonGamerstein
by cornball on Aug 21, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Professor!!!!
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GAMER
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 21, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Of course, he couldn’t do that with the bases loaded…
I’ll take it though.
by Natto on Aug 21, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In fairness, he’s 1 for 3. we should always take that.
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gamer
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 21, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huzzah
A Lead!
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 21, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Quick!
Don’t put in Brian Wilson!
Mark Wasinger: Now with MORE Wasing!
by dangjackson on Aug 21, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gamey McGamington
Came through.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 21, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fred lewis can play all three outfield positions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by kingofthacove on Aug 21, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fred Lewis:
Terrible Defense!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Considerintg where he’s gonna have a rasberry, I think it’ll be a rASSberry
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jason Grilli pitching for colorado ? lol
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
without him and Nate Bump, we wouldn’t have gotten Livan.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 21, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And now they have Grilli AND Livan!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and we have Nate Bump!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 21, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL at Lewis rubbing his ass. Not gamery.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 21, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A Quality Start!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sparkling defense from Lewis and Rowand!!!
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How about today we pretend games only last six innings and there is no such thing as a bullpen?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 21, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There are a lot of teams in baseball that would like to do that.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just a thought
but whenever Bochy makes a lineup move they should play Casey Jones by the Grateful Dead…
“Driving that train… high on cocaine…”
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tracy Jones?
Mark Wasinger: Now with MORE Wasing!
by dangjackson on Aug 21, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tracy Morgan?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m Dick Tracy!
I’m Pruneface!
I’m Prune Tracy!
I’m Dick…
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dick Trickle
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tricky Dick?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 21, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was one of those Simpsons lines that I only got YEARS later, and felt incredibly stupid for not noticing before.
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"You gotta know what a crumpet is to know about cricket"- Raphael
one of my favorite lines from the first TMNT movie.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the study?
Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.
by EliminateMe on Aug 21, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a quick inning
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Every time I see Pablo or Renel, I smile a little bit inside.
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You’ve met me. You know I don’t smell just a little bit
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Renel Bobble head tomorrow?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i think so
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t really want to think about her head bobbing…
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Aug 21, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do not find attractive in the least.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Aug 21, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, that was RickRohl’s fault
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yablow
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 21, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh good, the lefty’s coming in. That should stop any runs from scoring this inning.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 21, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, lefties don't give up runs.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sure hope his specialty is keeping runs from scoring.
by chilibean_3 on Aug 21, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think his specialty is creating no-decisions.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 21, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping his specialty was a mighty fine omelette.
by chilibean_3 on Aug 21, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't understand
How a guy who has been playing competative baseball for at least 10 years can still make “rookie mistakes”
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't care if he is a rookie in the ML or not, that doesn't make sense.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just guessing
that Palmer is not going to get a win out of this game
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He got Cain'd
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 21, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit
The attractive secretary just came to say hi to me but I had my earphones in listening to the game and performed an awkward transition to conversation.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude! priorities.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 21, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
She even made effort to extend the conversation beyond “hi” but I fucked it up.
I was too worried about goddamn taschner.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
simple rule of thumb
hot secretary > Agent Jack.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 21, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
especially the way Agent Jack has been lately
by timmeh on Aug 21, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Manish File Girl > Agent Jack
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Aug 21, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly! Think about the game, man!
by chilibean_3 on Aug 21, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, we’re gonna need a picture before we can dispense advise.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Aug 21, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agent Jackass
(in keeping with the Zooperstars theme)
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 21, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jack Asschner
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Traschner
Mark Wasinger: Now with MORE Wasing!
by dangjackson on Aug 21, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great, now the Giants have to try and score another run. Don’t the Marlins know that the Giants are exhausted from the last attempt?
by Natto on Aug 21, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Terribly insensitive of them.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 21, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Little Omar!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 21, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speed and defense is the only reason we’re in this game
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you mean
that plan is actually working?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
today it is
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don’t give up on a plan just because it has been failing all season.
by chilibean_3 on Aug 21, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody panics
Because it’s all… part of the plan.
by Natto on Aug 21, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course, if we could hit homers then we might have a lead.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 21, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the thing, tho
IF IF IF
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, that sucked
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
poop
Where there's no brain, there's no pain.
by IMbitter on Aug 21, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rotten luck
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Definitely.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 21, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened there?
I got up to see if I could find her
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Winn lined into a double play
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hit and run, just bad luck on where the hit went.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 21, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened is...
you got the pic & are going to post it.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Aug 21, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha, dude
We can’t even have cameras on the premises here, or else I would oblige :)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No cellphones, either.
Defense Contractor =/
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if your laptop has a built in camera?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No electronics in or out.
No forms of data transmission except approved devices.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yet gameday threads are fine. Kind weird!
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup
However, baycityball is blocked.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And so are half the pictures you guys post
from places like photobucket, etc.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably a good idea. I’m pretty sure xanthan hates America.
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude...
…you’re striking out more than Pedro Feliz with a blindfold.
Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.
by EliminateMe on Aug 21, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rob Deer
Mark Wasinger: Now with MORE Wasing!
by dangjackson on Aug 21, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GENIUS
Mark Wasinger: Now with MORE Wasing!
by dangjackson on Aug 21, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Afternooner?
Delightful.
Is it sushi yet?
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 21, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m thinking Taschner and Wilson were feeling bad about Walker always being the one to blow leads.
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A much better plan than Walker imitating the other two.
by rotorueter on Aug 21, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wilson blowing that save last night
Really adversely effected my mood.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT: Little league WS
a lot of these kids are pretty big. It’s depressing to know that there are this many 12-13 year olds that are much bigger than I am.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
They are probably 17 year old dominican kids
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t know if you are man/woman or married or not, it was just too easy for me to pass up. I have a juvenile sense of humor sometimes.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 21, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon
“Giants 3 , Miami 3”
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 21, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There is another team in Florida that matters now, after all…
by SheboyganBratwurst on Aug 21, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were talking earlier about how Florida Marlins is a lousy name.
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should become the Miami Marlins of Florida
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn’t work – they actually ARE in Miami.
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about the Ft. Lauderdale Marlins of Miami?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miami Marlins of Chicago.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 21, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like that Reno 911! movie
Mark Wasinger: Now with MORE Wasing!
by dangjackson on Aug 21, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miami Mamis?
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 21, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
During the 1992 expansion, I remember reading an article about potential team names for the new times (another possibility for the Rockies was the Denver Bulls!) that said something like, “after naming their basketball team the Heat, perhaps they should call the baseball team the Humidity.”
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always think it’s weird to use state names instead of cities. Although I guess Denver Rockies doesn’t sound as good as Colorado Rockies.
by Natto on Aug 21, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Denver Rockies would be fine if we were used to it.
by rotorueter on Aug 21, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The main team name that really really wouldnt work is the Arlington/Dallas Rangers. Possibly the Minnesota Twins too.
by rotorueter on Aug 21, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Twins reference wouldn’t really work if they were the Minneapolis Twins.
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i always liked the sound of “California Angels”
by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 21, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer
“The California Angels’ team plane was lost in the Bermuda Triangle which unexplainedly appeared over Southern California.”
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 21, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Garo Yapremian with a 27-yard FG to tie the game
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“A Conversation With Brian Sabean”
I wonder if sabes kicked Amy G’s tires.
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That would explain her continued employment
by SheboyganBratwurst on Aug 21, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured he would go for someone with more experiance. A savvy verteran, if you will.
by chilibean_3 on Aug 21, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
with savvy vertebrae
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 21, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 21, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I’ll never drink that beer again without laughing and confusing everyone around me.
by chilibean_3 on Aug 21, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tyler's so fat . . .
it took me 3 “Z’s” for that post to get marked as read
by fwoty oz on Aug 21, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why does Wes Helms get the glamor shot background for his pic?

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's an obese Kurt Russell
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 21, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This guy is making me nervous. As usual.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 21, 2008 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
I don’t like Tyler Walker
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Watching this on Gamecast is like torture
by SheboyganBratwurst on Aug 21, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watching it on TV is like torture.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 21, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Being a fan of this team is like torture
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 21, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Listening to it on MLB Audio
is like poking out your eye with a fork but you bent two of the tines back
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 21, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
on a 20 second delay!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
You get to read the reaction and guess the disaster.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 21, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had been listening in Chicago and living out of state for Flemming’s entire tenure until last July. Then, when I moved back to the Bay Area, the first time I heard Flemming on KNBR, I didn’t recognize his voice at first, I was so used to only hearing him in poor quality.
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
here we go
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 21, 2008 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not looking good, is it?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 21, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Hinshaw ditch the high pants?
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHY DOES BOCHY KEEP LETTING WALKER DO THIS UGH.
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BECAUSE IT’S THE EIGHTH INNING!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 21, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IN THAT CASE WHY DOES THE TEAM CONTINUE TO OFFER EMPLOYMENT TO BRUCE BOCKY?
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big head means big brain means smart.
Duh.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 21, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW TO REBUILD A CRAPPY TEAM!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 21, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ooo new Slingbox FTW.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Aug 21, 2008 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay Walker
Way to load the bases.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There was one open!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 21, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be honest
I don’t really give a fuck if we lose or not.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's okay. He had an open base.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 21, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
setting up the force at the plate, clearly.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Walker still pitches in the 8th in close games, eh?
by fwoty oz on Aug 21, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love when Gameday says the count is 4-2
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 21, 2008 3:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
18 pitches
8 strikes….
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 3:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 21, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know how Walker got out of that
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He knew what he was doing.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 21, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He was like a cat toying with his prey before he eats it.
by Natto on Aug 21, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or like a fat kid playing with his candy bar before he eats it
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Loading the bases than striking them out was a demoralizing stomach punch
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He wanted to make those three guys on base stand out in the sun for a while, to soften them up for our offensive outburst in the bottom of the inning.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Aug 21, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactamundo! as they say on the latin side of the clubhouse
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WALKER!!!!!!
never a doubt in any of our minds
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So tired of the Skank Throwing Herself At An Animated Character Called Mr. O Which Is Supposed To Sell Cars Somehow radio ad.
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I keep thinking that if the ad ran just a little longer she’d attempt some sort of sexual act on him.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 21, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"How does that feel?"
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Well , THAT’S animated , all righty…”
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 21, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
her voice reminds me of Mel from F of the C.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 21, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“No, that isn’t gay. If you made love, that would be gay. Two men, touching each other…erotically….”
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely. In voice and in actions.
by rotorueter on Aug 21, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And better ERA than anyone in our bullpen
Mark Wasinger: Now with MORE Wasing!
by dangjackson on Aug 21, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still looks like he’ll kick your ass if you get a hit off him
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
C’mon Professor, jack one right here so Wilson can bring us home
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good enough
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now would be a great time for Pablo's first HR
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Close
First almost GIDP
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i am amenable to this
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 21, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pablo
.800 OBP at home. Sustainable.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 21, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*sticks fingers in ears*
NANANANANNA not listening
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 21, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richie, putting up a fight
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aurilia having a Gamer atbat
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie!
great AB
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AB of the year for Richie
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he should end on that good note
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 21, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He had some ABs in the begining of the year where i really thought he was done. He’s still a player in my book.
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Totally
he looked horrible at the beginning of the season
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah
That homer in SD (I think that’s where it was) was the best.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 21, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Old dude is not going to die quietly.
Where there's no brain, there's no pain.
by IMbitter on Aug 21, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was, like, the smartest managerial decision Bochy has ever made.
by rotorueter on Aug 21, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Double steal?
jay kay
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 21, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Big Mo.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 21, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hitting for
Velez? Sorry, just got here.
by BigO on Aug 21, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting
Gameday says Tyler Walker is at bat right now. That would be funny.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 21, 2008 3:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Roberts, not Molina
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 3:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Idnawtc ("c" = change)
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 21, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Nelson: 1.91 ERA??
dang
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 21, 2008 3:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
don't worry, he's 1.35 on the road
Mark Wasinger: Now with MORE Wasing!
by dangjackson on Aug 21, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 21, 2008 3:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wilson time!
in a nonsave situation… this should be fun
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 3:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh
Brian Wilson in a non save situation!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A night after he blows his first lead in months! This is going to do wonders for his self-confidence.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 21, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Personally I would've gone with Sadler
To help out the Fish, make sure they don’t miss their flight, etc
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 21, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And who do we crucify after Wilson holds?
Because he will , you know. But that’s where the holding ends.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 21, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping for a walk—-and then for Rohlinger to blow his first high pressure AB.
by rotorueter on Aug 21, 2008 3:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He would have thrown the bat into the stands.
Mark Wasinger: Now with MORE Wasing!
by dangjackson on Aug 21, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wilson in a tie game in the 9th
oh noes
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 21, 2008 3:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So...
I’m heading to the East Coast tonight for vacation, and have tickets to Mets-Astros at Shea on Sunday. This morning I suddenly realized I was going to get to see Jose Castillo again, and it kind of bummed me out.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 21, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
but he'll be batting 8th
Mark Wasinger: Now with MORE Wasing!
by dangjackson on Aug 21, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the Astros will give him infinitely more rallies to kill.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Aug 21, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lulz
Try and get on the Kiss Cam! Do whatever it takes.
Whatever it takes, man.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 21, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he might have to kiss somebody…. ewwwewwww
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 21, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be with three male buddies
I don’t think so.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 21, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two out of three of them don't either.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 21, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does any of them have a vagina?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 21, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Practice careful scrutiny.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 21, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sniff Test will usually do the trick.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you normally check your male friends for vaginas?
by chilibean_3 on Aug 21, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can’t be too careful these days.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 21, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, a male friend w/ a Vagina
Would be an added bonus.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know how I feel about this statement
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Hey bro, what are you doin' right now?"
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I was wondering if I could borrow something..."
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 21, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s the only way to be sure.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 21, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At best!
Wait…
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 21, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s your chance to heckle him!
I got to do that with Neifi Perez when he was on the Cubs. Great fun!
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
92, 91, 88
these had better be sliders…
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 21, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3 catches = terrible roster management
1 of them is LoDoca = even worse
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not having Ivan Ochoa batting 2nd?
Better roster Management than the Giants.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This amesziga fucker is the guy who fucked it all up last night
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You spelled "Wilson" wrong
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 21, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow...
I’m a lot farther behind now with the slingbox.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Aug 21, 2008 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Slingbox is so far behind
How far is it?
that it blanks.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Aug 21, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CMON WILSON
FINISH HIM OR SOMETHING, JEEZ
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 21, 2008 3:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dude, I'm already listening to commercials
So behind.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who won the game?
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 21, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This must have been a long at bat..
If it’s still going on 2 minutes from now, or 2 minutes ago, or two minutes……..::confused::
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Aug 21, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT IS ALL TH IS CRAZYNESS OF USING CLOSERS IN NON SAVE SITUATIONS????
I don’t get it, what is going on?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Practicing for when Prosperity rounds the corner with our new Offense.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 21, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
USING OUR BEST RELIEVER IN THE MOST PRESSING SITUATIONS, EVEN IF IT ISN'T A SAVE SITUATION
PREPOSTEROUS
Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.
by Revolution1 on Aug 21, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just call me Victradamus.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 21, 2008 3:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wilson at 16 pitches
When the Giants fail to score in the home half of the 9th, do you bring him back out? (Y/N)
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 21, 2008 3:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yes
I’d like to see if he can stretch out his role.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also
Part of me is selfish and wants him to get a few more innings so he can fix his ERA after last night ;)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't he throw something like 40 last night?
I’d say no. Which is why Bochy’s screwed if the Giants don’t win this in the bottom of the 9th.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 21, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fueler’s energy cookies commercial – also pretty bad.
by jcb9 on Aug 21, 2008 3:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I hadn't noticed...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I briefly thought that said “Fuhrer’s energy cookies.”
“Interesting marketing strategy,” thinks groug.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 21, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna LOL if Wilson gets another win
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 21, 2008 3:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HA
ok, done laughing.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Aug 21, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice AB, Manny!
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 21, 2008 3:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
New thread (for realz)
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/8/21/598615/gamerday-thread-part-three
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 21, 2008 3:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I thought only our bullpen did stuff like that.
by Merope on Aug 21, 2008 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha I was first!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Aug 21, 2008 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha I was first!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Aug 21, 2008 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Twice even....
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Aug 21, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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