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Glurt!
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Has anybody ever read The Bitter Fruit?
I have a 15 page report on it due on Monday and I’m going to be in Vegas Thursday through Sunday. So… anybody? lol
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sorry
sparknotes?
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One of the first books I've seen
actually not on sparknotes, or pinkmonkey
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In brief
At the orders of financially interested government insiders in the executive branch, the CIA stabilizes a moderate but left-leaning Latin American government and installs a puppet friendly to said government officials.
The End
Repeat endlessly all over the world.
Where there's no brain, there's no pain.
No ,
Zito’s contract!
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
he has at least 30-40 more pitches left in him.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking 60..
to get to that 175 pitch mark.
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Oh noes
just looking to the right…. and there is another post from timlincecum.com
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
The Coven Core here soundly thrashed the amateurism.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
upon further review
not really improved… i just took a look and its still not worth a second visit.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
catchers interference!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
LOLDUCA
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Duck lol!
Didn’t duck , I guess.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
For those not watching, it was a pitchout. Ochoa swung and hit LoDucca on the hand
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
couldn’t happen to a bigger asshole
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
LoDuca won't be able to write checks to his dealer
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HIS HAND IS TOAST!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
can someone explain por favor
gamecast is sloooooooow
FUCK YOU, ROWAND!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
HA
Kruk thinks because Nelson had TJ surgery he can pitch till he’s 52. Silly Krukow.
a nasty shitload
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Marlins: no, really, here's the game! Take it! I'M HANDING YOU THE GAME!!!!
Us: No, we couldn’t possibly win a game by more than two runs!
B Money!!!!!!!!!!!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
%%%%%%%%
whoops
$$$$$$$$
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HEY MONEY
So far the Giants have rallied when I could listen/watch. They rallied while I was in the car driving home from school and then Bengie just got the hit as I turned on the telly at home.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Stay tuned.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
last nights game must have burned off all the bad luck that was arround you.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
I know right.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Rockies Tie Score in LA
Coletti swings five more trades
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Rich Aurilia
Master of the comical overswing.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 20, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
Dude ,
your avatar is a fuckin’ riot.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I was about to say that
He has 118 on his count right?
only 112 pitches.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Jorge Cantu
Hitting .284 with 22 HR and 70 RBI. Think they made the right choice between him and Jose Castilo??
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yes
Cantu’s defense sucks. That’s what this team’s all about.
the only reason he’s not at 1b is because Jacobs is there.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
a-hole
but i like it
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Aug 20, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously. I don’t hate on Bochy too much for letting Cain or Timmy throw 110 or 120, but there is no reason for Cain to be out there.
What's dumber?
Cain throwing 120 + pitches in a 5-2 game in the 8th inning, or Ned Yost leaving CC Sabathia in to throw 130 pitches in a game where they were up by 7 runs for the last couple of innings?
BUT HE GOT A COMPLETE GAME!!!!
I agree that was fucking stupid.
Doesn't Yost realize
that CC’s ridiculous innings count last year was one reason he totally sucked when it mattered? What a moron.
Kuip: “Aurilia goes down to his knees.”
I’ll leave it at that.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh
Bochy is so retarded.
Not only does Cain stay in, but Walker and Taschner are warming up. You would think with that giant head of his that he would have a clue on how to manage a close game.
Right on his ’nads.
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At least the Marlins are helping Cainer out
by swinging early in the count in the 8th inning. Thank you Marlins.
liked they helped Schmidt out…
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That last hook was terrible..
he should work on it
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Thighler
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The crowd
better be bowing down to Matty right now, shitty (great) game.
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HOLY SHIT YOU ARE STUPID BOCHY
OH MY FUCKING LORD I CANNOT BELIEVE HE LET MATT CAIN WALK A GUY AND IS NOW BRINGING IN THE WORST GODDAMN PITCHER IN THE BULLPEN WITH A GUY ON AND A 3 RUN LEAD YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOTEJDALEHJOIAHODIGHADOISGJOAEJFO;J3!!!!!!!!1
/dies
Just back from watching Doctor Who, and...
I don’t know what’s more fucked up: that they STILL HAD CAIN IN, or that they’re replacing him with TYLER FUCKING WALKER!?!?
this is a good opportunity for Walker to get some confidence back. If he doesn’t get the out, then pull his ass
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
I get pissed seeing a pitcher get fractions of an inning
don’t know why. just feels incomplete.
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OT: Minor League team changes their names to
The Casper Ghosts lol
He doesn’t look too friendly though.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
win
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW RICHIE
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Way to pull bochys chestnuts off the fire there Rich.
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let's not overlook that tyler made a damn concerted effort to throw gas on the flames...
by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 20, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
wow!
the squished label almost makes him look Ponsonian…this is awesome!
by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 20, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
beat me to it
he wanted to beat the shit out of bochey…at least that’s how it looked. Maybe I’m projecting
FP and Papa
Are sitting way too close together, especially in HD.
by SheboyganBratwurst on Aug 20, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Amy G and Cammie?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking Amy G and her clone, but this will do.
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the D back announceing team..
Most of the Padres announces.
Lil’ Buck
McCarver
easy but now I am thristy.
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I guess I didn't really think this through...
Joe Morgan, that dude that was on BBTN last night…
Seriously, that guy was fucking AWFUL. He did not say ONE insightful thing in an entire hour.
that’s what she said
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Umm..
Please tell me Brian Wilson is warming up. My friend at the game said he wasn’t. I can’t handle a Thighler 9th.
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omg it’s my first ever Pablo at bat.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
runs away crying
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He doesn't look quite as good from the Left side
by positiveuphemism on Aug 20, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
They busted him in on the hands. Looks like he’s not as quick from the left hand side.
by SheboyganBratwurst on Aug 20, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Bonds isn't in the team photo!!!
alert the anti-Bonds media whores!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
Heh-heh – I was thinking along the same lines.
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Back down to .500
blast
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he’s swinging a bigger stick
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo and Freddie
only got out cus they want Brian Wilson to get a save.
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everyone except cain got a hit tonight!
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Sabathia also 192
don’t forget
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WILSON TIME, BITCHES
WHERE IS THE DINOSAUR THINGY???
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That thing
scares the shit out of me. But I feel like it has been good luck.
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Immediate medical help if erection lasts longer than four hours
just bring me more girls!!!
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I still don’t get the thing with the guy with the dinosaur head.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Wilson IS the dinosaur Jesus
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Now it all makes sense!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
+11111111111
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s like someone reached right into my head and caught my dreams on film
by SheboyganBratwurst on Aug 20, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
WILSON!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
Three run lead bottom of the order??
to easy for Wilson
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He’s on his way to making it interesting.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 20, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The only solution
A third Raptor Jesus
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 20, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Mmmm... cheeseburger w/grilled bunions.
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i mean, what's worse to have?
bunions on your foot, or a Dave Roberts on your ass?
by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 20, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I also don't get how he would be out for 8 months
I read 6 months at most.
6 months recovery, 2 months rehab maybe?
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Not that disruptive.
I have one that looks like a Ping – Pong ball , and you all know of MY blazing speed.
If he was to whack it with a bat or somethin’…
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Big feet.
Small shoes.
I’m a cyclist , in a conflict between flesh and metal alloy the left crankarm has a notch in it.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Hermida
the new LoDuca
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Loved that show.
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I'm in love with Kristen Miller
I think she should have my children.
K
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WOW
Today was SOOO much better than yesterday.
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KK
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Are you all standing up and clapping?
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Now I find myself liking the ump’s outrageously loud strike calls.
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Is that Jose Castillo in the Lou Seal suit?
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can't be...
Rivera would’ve stolen the seal suit and then got lost on his way out of the stadium
by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 20, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Loduca and Lou Seal in the same night?? What a night!!
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Finish it on LoDuca
my night will be comlete
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baker, whatever
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Shiiiiiiiiit.
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OW
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Omfg.
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
we deffiantley got strong calming does of Quaalude Wilson tonight.
ouldn’t he wait a day or two after flirting with a No-No?
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by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh goddamn it. It had to be this after I was saying “well Wilson’s been throwing really well…”
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
Brian Wilson sucks
"[Greg] Vaughn is in a funk so deep, George Clinton wearing a miner's helmet couldn't find him."
- Jim Baker, ESPN.com, May 2002
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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hey is that Marlin Fan?
I thought i saw him in stands when WGn was showing the Fish Cubs last week end.
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by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah a 6ft long crap sanddwich. Gee thanks.
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Cain
Hosed again.
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 20, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
SHIT
STREAK OVER
SAVE BLOWN
GAME TIED
ERA SUCKS AGAIN
CAIN WIN RUINED
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It’s pretty damn easy to spot the games that Matt Cain pitches.
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dood should play WR
according to recent ninersnation fanpost.
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew the result too, but godDAMN that was something to see. Wow. That’s one fast sumnabatch.
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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Those other dudes were the other fastest people in the world, by the way.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 20, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
On the bright side
we might see Pablo bat again! Yay
by positiveuphemism on Aug 20, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
Matt Cain fucking SUCKS
HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO WIN! THAT TIM LINCECUM GUY IS WAYYYYYYYY BETTER! TRADE CAIN NOW!
shut it, buddy
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Gamey.
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I hit that?
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by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Wrong.
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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Josh Morgan FT freaking W
a real threat at WR!!!
Nolan saying he “might” start now. FUCK YOU he “might”. Heez the best we’ve seen in 5 years!
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s twice as big as everyone else
by SheboyganBratwurst on Aug 20, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW
is there any way “bolt” is his real name?
by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Think so.
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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
we only had wait like 15 hours after it actually happened!
by kingofthacove on Aug 20, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Victor Conte says that all the runners from Jamaica are on steroids
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Sure, congrats to him... but still a total dumbass in the 100m
Talk about “not playing the game the right way” by pulling up, being a chest-thumping clown BEFORE THE RACE WAS OVER, etc. He disrespected his game, competitors, etc. Bravo for the great performance, but what a douchenozzle.
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Gawds if he is the solution I realy rather not know the problem.
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by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
All hail 8-bit man-boobs
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 20, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
This game was too fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL7nX9W3aOU
Before you click. N-word warning.
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OH YEAH
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He loves me.
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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be a sin and a disgrace.
If Wilson got the win here.
Where there's no brain, there's no pain.
You’re telling me! I’ve gone, like, four months since using that…
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 20, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
you mean like when
Walker got the win after blowing the lead last homestand?
Rhodes is still playing?
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good job, el ocho
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I like Ochoa
he can play short for me next year and bat eighth.
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pinch hit for Bengie here?
I can’t handle a double play.
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Bochey:
does it not occur to you that when other teams are walking the guy before you cleanup guy that maybe you should move him?
I think that's the 4th time
in the last 2 weeks the other team has IBB’ed our 3 hitter.
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All up to Molina
Bochy: Whatever you do, DON’T GIDP!!!
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LaRussa would squeeze here.
Bochy is too dumb to even try.
Don't swing at the first pitch
PLEASE!
by SheboyganBratwurst on Aug 20, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
I’m too nervous to watch.
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Nah, I think he’s earned it.
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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
Posting a vid of yourself. Truly goofy. lol.
HEY MONEY
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
"That's why they call it money."
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
"I said IF I were a publisher. But I'm a thief, so, you know, I have to do THAT thing."
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
nothing well done about what Brian Wilson did tonight.
that being said, he wasn’t going to be perfect all season, and he’s been putting together a really good year.
by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 20, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure he is pissed
But when Amy G interviews him he’ll probably apologize for the walk and that he should have made his pitch, and that these things happen, and they still got the win, so its all good. But he’ll probably have a look of disappointment and sadness while saying this, as always.
He was extremely gracious
How much patience does poor Cain have?
"[Greg] Vaughn is in a funk so deep, George Clinton wearing a miner's helmet couldn't find him."
- Jim Baker, ESPN.com, May 2002
by achiappanza on Aug 20, 2008 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh
At least the fans got to go home semi-happy.
NO DP!!!

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 20, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
Hot diggity damn
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Not a good ninth inning for hard throwing relievers
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You know what would improve the sport?
Put a runner on 1st and 2nd to start extra innings.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
1st and 3rd with one out???
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That is just silly now.
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
How 'bout this, then
After the 10th inning, the pitcher has to throw with his glove hand only.
Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.
by EliminateMe on Aug 21, 2008 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
That would be fun. What about these:
— After the 10th, runners on 1st and 3rd with one out, but the runners are randomly chosen from fans who are wearing that team’s jerseys in the stands.
— After the 10th, each team must use that country’s equivalent of tyler walker
— After the 10th, as the batters rotate in order, the defense has to rotate after each out; 1b moves to 2b, who moves to ss, who moves to 3rd, who moves to LF, who moves to CF, who moves to RF, who moves to C, who moves to P, who moves to 1b, and so on.
— After the 10th, each batter has to answer a trivia question correctly in order to bat; if he gets it wrong, it’s an out. If all of the first 3 batters in an inning get their question wrong, the other team gets to start a runner at 3rd.
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 21, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
To Summate
Good Win for team
Bad for wilson: bad ERA again, streak ended, my confidence lost in him, etc..
Bad for Cain: win eludes him, somehow, again
It’s 1:15 AM and I’m really tired
Xanthan chickened out, so I get major gamer points for this.
53-72
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.
Total gamer.
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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks
53-72
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.
I'm still here too
if you don’t watch the post game show, you’re a girly man
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Turning it back on once they’re done in the Chophouse
by SheboyganBratwurst on Aug 20, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
you forgot one long time Giants irritant got his hand spanked!
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by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Haren gives up 5 runs in 6 innings.
But he gets the win. Cain 2 runs in 7.2 and gets the no decision. Baseball is not fair.
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The Giants just won’t let Cain get to .500
by SheboyganBratwurst on Aug 20, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Elaborate ploy to suppress his eventual arb salary.
There is no “off” position on the genius switch.
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by Mayor of 311 on Aug 20, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Between Molina’s last two atbats and his throw that hit Hanley Ramirez, do you think the Marlins now wish they dealt for Molina at the deadline?
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Does Lorriea actually watch his teams play?
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by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
sooner or later
Next year or the year after. No later.
by positiveuphemism on Aug 20, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I am conceived he is being punished by the baseball Gawds for Bochy’s transgressions.
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by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilson pitched well enough to get the save. the leadoff double came after what looked like strike three to me
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
Not to mention the bloop
Just a couple tough breaks, it happens.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 20, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Dodgers lose
Colletti trades for Glavine and Smoltz
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Hey guys, just dropping in to celebrate a Matt Cain wi....*checks box score*
Aw Dang it!
Only 849 games until the end of Zito's contract
I know we all want
Molina and Winn to be traded, but I really think it’s good to have solid pros like them around when your bringing up all of these young players. Its nice to hear Molina is taking it upon himself to mentor Sandoval. That seems like a rarity in sports these days.
Bengie showed Pablito tonight how not to break up a double play
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Your OSH tip of the game!
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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
They should just stick him there
He has the arm for it, and few 3rd basemen have great range anyway.
they should had Pablo taking ground balls the day after they drafted Posey. Why did they wait so long??
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Everyone > Russ Davis
Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.
by EliminateMe on Aug 21, 2008 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
He's just garnering trust
So that he can lock him in a closet on the next road trip on get-away day.
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Matt Cain is my hero for not blowing off this interview
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I love Cain
Guy doesn’t complain about ANYTHING. He looks frustrated to me, but he would never say otherwise.
<3
Pablo loves Bengie.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 20, 2008 10:42 PM PDT reply actions
So I left with 2 outs in the 9th. Did anything happen after that?
(Thanks for the seats, Mayor, BTW)
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