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Head-first slides are silly. I thought Hanley Ramirez was going to be out for the season.

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You're silly, Grant

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Good

There’s always one post that gets “stuck” so that when I push “z” it goes up.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 20, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

sometimes, not on the last thread for me though.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Aug 20, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

the last thread the posting was hanging up so I kept canceling

by timmeh on Aug 20, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup, and it’s always something really silly too!

by Merope on Aug 20, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder who Butt Pee and Groud really are. I am not necessarily convinced that Groud is actually Groug.

by rotorueter on Aug 20, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not necessarily convinced that Groud is actually Groug.

He isn’t. I’ll reveal all of the alts for sweeps week.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 20, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sticking to field level on Friday.

by timmeh on Aug 20, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but the money you save goes straight to beer. I’d rather watch the game at home, and save my transportation funds and the ticket money by spending it later at some bars.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn has been retardely hot this month. His average is at .305.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I now have to boycott you.

Thanks a lot.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Aug 20, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that makes up for his awful July.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was anxious heading into the trade deadline, but after it passed, he got over it and got hot.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is:

a) NY Met hot
b) Tampa Ray hot

by wilriv21 on Aug 20, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pace yourself Ivan...

first time he’s been on base since Saturday. So, you know, I guess that merits batting second.

by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 20, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tue story, I met Willie Mays in 1998 and got to shake his hands, he had the biggest, strongest hands I’ve ever seen. He was in his 60’s at this time, too. Ridiculous.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I noticed this

during the OF reunion ceremony. He has like Grizzly paws. His hands are gigantic.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he was in his late 60’s at the time and he crunched my hand.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back in mid 80’s took ST trip to Arizona with some family and sent my young 11yr nephew and 9 yr niece over to the group of autograph seekers to ask for Willie’s autograph. The kids came back with the autograph and mentioned that he was a grouch

by wilriv21 on Aug 20, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Will Clark was one of the grouchiest athletes I ever met. I ran into him when I was a 10 year old boy, he was definitely grouchy.

Still, it was awesome.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He still signed my card, though, I remember he was wearing nut-huggers and a Giant cowboy hat.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will was always very nice to me. He signed several things over the years, a sweetie if there ever was.

by timmeh on Aug 20, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and to be fair to Clark, we were in Pittsburgh. I’d probably be pretty grumpy if I had to stay in Pittsburgh for an extended amount of time.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

extended amount of time = more than 5 minutes

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pierogis are pretty awesome.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice ballpark. I mean, I haven’t been there, but it’s supposed to be.

by jcb9 on Aug 20, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a great ballpark, Pittsburgh isn’t a bad little town.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is, if you can handle all the Steeler fans.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a series of articles on ESPN.com a few years back that named PNC the best ballpark in the majors – Phone Company Park was #2.

by jcb9 on Aug 20, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andy Warhol Museum!!

by satyricrash on Aug 20, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mattress Factory! Cool little alternative art museum.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I just remember flying into the airport which has a big cemetery at the edge of the runway. Not cool!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story

My friend — not a baseball fan at all — lives around the corner from Mays in Menlo Park. Every year he takes his two girls trick-or-treating to Mays’ house. Willie apparently sits in a chair and gives baseballs (unsigned). But you can get your picture with him, which is cool. I can’t wait to move back to the States and bring my two girls to Willie’s house.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 20, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that’s so cool.

by rotorueter on Aug 20, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That almost makes the suburbs sound appealing!

by jcb9 on Aug 20, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Menlo Park isn't all bad

It’s near enough to SF. We’re moving back for the schools (and so we can hang with "nostocksjustbonds").

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 20, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

my dad met him at the car wash in Atherton a number of years back. My dad told him he was a big fan since the NY days and Mays was cool about it.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ochoa with the Neifi bunt, but actually successful and well-liked.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 20, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

speaking of Neifi

He was named as one of our 3 worst performers of all-time by some ESPN Page 2 article today, let me try to dig it up. It was a fun read.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here it is

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=baker/080820&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab3pos2

Neifi Perez, SS/2B, 2004 (.232/.276/.295, 4 HR in 381 at-bats): The happy news for Giants fans is that finding position players for this poll was not easy. Do you know how many Giants there are in the worst 200 VORP seasons since 1959? That’s right: not even one. We could single out Hal Lanier for his nonexistent offense throughout most of his San Francisco career, but to do that would require ignoring his world-class glove work. Instead, we go to Perez, whose .232/.276/.295 performance is, in historical context, worse than anything Lanier dreamed up in the ’60s. It got him released on August 17 that year. Of course, because fate can be that way sometimes, Perez was scooped up by the Cubs, where he did some of the best hitting of his life for the next five weeks.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link fail

Fixed

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 20, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a great piece

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Aug 20, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of his homers

hurt us bad, too. He definitely sucked for the Giants, in every way.

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Aug 20, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamer!

and that’s why we won’t get good offensive free agents to come here.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the players we have now are plenty offensive.

by rotorueter on Aug 20, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guaranteed to lower your cholesterol but raise your blood pressure

by rotorueter on Aug 20, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

the quicker the games end, the quicker they get to the offseason and the records get reset.

of course that really only applies to the last game of the regular season, but..

by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 20, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great bunt!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

By trading away all their talent from a World Series championship team.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheated

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That term has so many dirty words in it

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet

Marlins have tons of arbitration eligible players this off-season. Make some trades Sabes!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

For a second..

I thought a righty actually hit an oppo-homer.. then I remembered that wasn’t possible

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

How the fuck

Do you go 271 consecutive innings without allowing a HR?

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

you’re a 2nd baseman

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

cody Ross’s’ gamecast pic is funny

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s like someone told him to re-enact his 2nd grade school picture.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 20, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either that, or he was saying “hurry up and take the pic…I have to butt pee”

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BP is a very serious matter, Goofus.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

poop

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

his reaction made me laugh. that home run however, did not

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ochoa looked like he wasn’t even near the bag

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just about to type this

He looked off the bag by a mile when he collected that ball

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 20, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sucked

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 20, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s ok, Pablo will turn that frown upside down.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I knew Cain would allow a HR tonight

As soon as Amy G mentioned last night after the game that he hadn’t allowed a HR in a long time, I knew he was doomed. Thanks you nasal toned shrew!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

at least they admit it

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

now cain sucks

even more

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

We even scored a run for Cain too..

now it will go for naught

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe he thinks he can win by giving up more than one run. MORON.

by jcb9 on Aug 20, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those 3 LOB looking bad right now

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

18 pitches per inning

Not good.

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Aug 20, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Where IS THE RALLY GOOFUS?????

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Considering he was present at the game last night, do we really think Goofus is good luck?

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well there wasn’t a Goofus rally thread last night and they lost, so you can draw your own conclusions

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same place as the rally.

by jcb9 on Aug 20, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have got that Aflac question, but just got in

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

That either looks German or gay or both

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

so is it the shorts or the lack body hair?

by timmeh on Aug 20, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hair, the jorts and the pose

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

during the offseason, he’s in Kraftwerk.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing wrong with Kraftwerk!

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is if Trevor Hoffman is in it.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

my mistake. someone above said he was.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used parts of "Telephone Line" on my outgoing message

“If you feel you have reached this number in error please hang up , check the number and dial again.”

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking gay.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like he used to be a New Kid on the Block.

by jcb9 on Aug 20, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

must be a stunt double from Reno 911.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Aurilia Bunt

ACTUALLY went through with it

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

same result though

a strike

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 20, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because richie wants everyone to respect his speed…he’s always a threat to bunt

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WALKZ

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

There ya go Freddie

Setting the table for Pablo.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE PABLO!!

he’s been so good for my fantasy team

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo!

3-3 at home!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 20, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo can rake!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

P.S. I Love You.

MUCH BETTER THAN PABLITO!

by jcb9 on Aug 20, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

PA

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

BLOW!

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH YEAH

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddie really should have tried for 3rd there..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

oh yeah..

now we rely on Manny’s power to get him home

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

8-15 so far!

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

he's made 7 outs so far?!?!

DFA

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

0 at AT&T though...

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 20, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey i read atbout these.. i think its called a rally!

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

or not

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 20, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

gidp failure.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m falling in love with the chubby athlete…he’s cuddly and we haven’t had cuddly since Durham left

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny....

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by rhys on Aug 20, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick, someone give Manny a 72oz bat.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that’s the wrong one. You must want “You Don’t Score For the Cain”

by jcb9 on Aug 20, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is Hey Guy?

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some site with a bunch of sports comics.

http://hey-guy.com/

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Pablo

Start behind the dish tomorrow?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't know why anyone's still here.

We have , after all , scored our run.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

but have we turned our Dp(s) yet?

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have, however, hit into one.

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re going to show Pablo taking grounders, please show him taking grounders

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

lol I was waiting for someone to say that.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

well he doesn’t actually take grounders…

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 20, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re saving it for a surprise!

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they told us DON’T BE SURPRISED, oh I am in a tizzy.

by satyricrash on Aug 20, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed, too. He was sorta standing there.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

PS – if you like me, check “Yes”

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly LoDuca

You don’t put your phone in the toaster.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 20, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paul LoDoca

I HATE YOU AND YOUR ASS FACE

by jcb9 on Aug 20, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

According to Lo Duca, he’s still an All-Star.

(on team douche)

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Jorge Cantu’s face has more craters than the moon.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

And LoDuca’s face looks like Uranus. Thank you, I’ll be here all week.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 20, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

wiped or unwiped?

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he seemed an expert. Thougth i shuold ask.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pre or post butt pee?

by jcb9 on Aug 20, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

//groan//

and then //giggle//

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear it’s a little hairy.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's just put this all behind us.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am flushed with anticipation.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come one G Man. lay a 20 + pitch inning on Olsen.

babby steps… babby steps…

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

"Im just saying, if I'm a chicken and they sell my wings for 10 cents a wing, I'm a little ticked off. Gotta get a little more"

LOL K&K

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by rhys on Aug 20, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk gettin’ metaphysical

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for Matt Cain to take matters into his own hands, as usual.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 20, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Matt can get metaphysical

and take matter into his own hands.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a new rule that allows pitchers to use metal bats.

Omar Vizquel, too.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

And if they can’t get a hit after the first 3 pitches, they get to hit off a tee.

Omar Vizquel, too.

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

was thinkinga cricket bat.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe my pet project ( Ochoa) can get in on this

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see how Cain thinks he deserves a W without hitting any homeruns.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 20, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s why he’ll never amount to anything in this league.

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

perhaps Pablo should hit higher in the order than Richie

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

But Richie is a grizzled vet!

GRIZZLED!

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats just crazy talk.
next your gonna want to put a hot bat in key spots.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have one?

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

A key spot?

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hot bat.

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its just a theroy.
You know like that Darwin fella use to go on about when he was drunk.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ochoa is wired

that’s why he seems so jumpy

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I drank eee pot of coffeee.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALL 4, DWIGHT

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf is Ivan talking about.

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

More Career HRs at the end of their career

Matt Cain, Manny Burriss or Ivan Ochoa?

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 20, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

is that including the not career HR's that they have at the ned of their careers?

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

"end of their careers"

point almost nullified

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops

Didn’t even notice that I put the first career in there

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 20, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain!

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love listening to ivan ochoa breathe as he’s running to first

by kingofthacove on Aug 20, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

It brings the game alive for me.

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait until you hear him take a butt pee

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by rhys on Aug 20, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm I’ll pass.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

12 pitch inning

good enough, daveinexile?

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

no.
especially after last night!
but then do I have choice?

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

you Uggla motha fucka!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for bed

G’nite, McCoven. I have to crawl into my office in the morning.

East Coaster signing off.

(If the Giants win, I’m taking credit)

by xanthan on Aug 20, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

following your lead

yawn

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by rhys on Aug 20, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

’nite both of you.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

see iyou n the morning. ha ha ha!

by Butt Pee on Aug 20, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet dreams

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

whew!

that sounded good

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain’s expression was funny

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Butt pee is here! That can only mean “runs”!

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Or processing.

Processing.

Processing.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

gamer!

that single sure was gamery

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

East coast fan here staying till the end

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 20, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

rxmeister always throws offline?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 20, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now THAT’s a gamer.

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s spittin’ tobacky all over his keyboard and scratchin’ his nuts

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

and running, face first, into cubicles

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baserunner!

Time for Bengie to slowly GIDP.

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Leadoff single. The Giants offense is open for business!

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

why is our best hitter batting seventh?

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 20, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

because our ideal #7 hitter is hitting 4th

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, is Ralph calling the game?

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richie!

Runz!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 20, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Aug 20, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Old dude!

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Aug 20, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OLD DUDE!!!1

Flannery gambles way too much

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That shouldn’t have worked, but it did.

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flannery gets bailed out by a terrible throw.

by rotorueter on Aug 20, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand scores! (Lucky thing, he should have been out by a mile)

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I am the Runs you’ve been looking for!

by Butt Pee on Aug 20, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actual LOL

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

Bad baserunning call, fucking moronic slide

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL at Flannery running down the line with Molina

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

(ahem – Aurilia)

I like it when he flops on his belly to get a runner to slide.

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis!

More runz!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 20, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Booyah Grandma, booyah

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Aug 20, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie!

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Crooked number!!

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 20, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh? Wha?

CONTENDERS!!!!!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

It looks like a rally. But they are wearing the wrong uni’s.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNS FOR CAIN!!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Aug 20, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Kruk

Richie does not have average speed at best. He has like a 30 on the speed scale. Molina is a 20. Average is a 50….Silly Krukow. :)

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLduca

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 20, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLDUCA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by rotorueter on Aug 20, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol Duca!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 20, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha

LoDuca can’t throw. Want some more roids?!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

at Pablolto’s .533 AVG

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice to see where not the only team that can shit the bed

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

thats what you get for being tainted by The Evils.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP Machine!

I think this means his OBP isn’t lower than his AVG now.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 20, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

IBB for Sandoval. Respeck the fat kid!

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

A Duck Lol!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Showing Pablo some respect.

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

probably why your best hitter shouldn’t hit seventh

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 20, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Look at that respect already..

IBB after his 15th AB

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I CAN HAZ CHICKENZ?!?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I canned hazmat chickens.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t mess with the Blo!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny!

More runs!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 20, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Who are these guys?

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Aug 20, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA

(except for Pablo at 3rd)

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Runs! WTF Flannery?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 20, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

MANNY!!!!

PabLOLto

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF baserunning?????

God damn! Can’t we have a good inning without the stupid fuckups?

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Fat catchers must all have bad baserunning in common. Sad that so many of them end up becoming managers….

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo, faster than Molina...

barely

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 20, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

manny!

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Unsustainable?

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

- sorry -

Unimagineable!
Thoroughly enjoyable!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo probably thought

all Outfielders had arms like the Giants

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

and don’t hit cutoff men

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

That just reminded me of a game I saw in May in San Jose. Sharlon Schoop stupidly cut off a throw from Mike Mooney that would have hosed this runner by like 20 feet, and the runner ended up scoring. Pablo gave him the look of death after it too, like WTF are you doing?!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’m being premature at all.

Pablo Sandoval>Russell Martin

by rotorueter on Aug 20, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo has better numbers across the board

If you only look at ratios.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

look at that batting average!

by CB30 on Aug 20, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo won’t steal that much

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I’m LOLing at Flannery waiving Rowand in, realizing it was a mistake, then running down the line with him screaming at him to run harder like a effing drill sergeant. He literally ran 2/3 of the way down the line before deciding not to slide into home himself.

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

Rowand noticeably slowed up before he even got to third. Maybe if he had been paying attention to Flannery sooner he would have been running full-speed the whole time.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 runs?

An embarrassment of riches for Matt Cain.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 20, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick! Some one check to see if Cain in a state of shock!

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Olympics

the mascots freak me out for some reason

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 20, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Just focus on Nate.

an’ stay away from the plate , lol

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always this.

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least on MSNBC they show the score and warn people to turn their head

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

She did say you could press mute when she started talking; but I tend to do that anyways.

(oh snap!)

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy: This just in, Santa Claus doesn’t exist! Don’t listen, kids!

by rotorueter on Aug 20, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip is pretty funny…other than when he’s dissin’ me

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I could feel his man love for you – he kids because he loves.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG ure like, totally a celebrity!!!

I can’t believe I’m actually talking to you!!111111 (passes out)

by bondslegend on Aug 20, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

its envy! he wishes he had moves that you.

/ nods nods

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You sound like Smithers “Boo-urns”

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Kuip

He’s been ragging on Amy G all night. Fabulous!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL at Luis Gonzalez still being alive

by rotorueter on Aug 20, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I haven’t made my mind up that one yet.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLso at Arizona voicing their “suspicions” of his 50 hr season…

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonzalez looks ooooold.

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Gonzalez looks like he’s lost weight

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

No shit.

It’s wrong.

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both were faces of their respective franchises...

…one just smiled more , I guess.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luis was only because Randy Johnson isn’t to be seen in actual light.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he is Cuban

He almost has to play for Florida right?

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk: “Luis Gonzalez has done a wonderful job for the Marlins in the role they that have asked him to assume”

Marlins: “Luis, we have an opening for the role of old broken-down roider. Are you interested?”

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez would have shoved Ochoa out of the way to catch that ball

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez would have shoved Ochoa out of the way to catch drop that ball

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 20, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My three year old after watching/hearing that: “He got it!”

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

was she surprised?
If so congrats on raising a knowledge Gaints fan.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotitgotitgotitgotitgotit

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for the post game show when Amy G asks Matt Cain about all the strikeouts he made in the game.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Don’t think. You’ll only hurt the team" seems to apply here.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

PA>>>BLOW!

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

As I'm knocking on wood..

I have a question to ask. Do you think Cain’s luck turned around? He’s been getting run support (and by that I mean 3 to 4 runs a game) in his last couple outtings.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 20, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

No he still sucks

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has no hope of being the 3rd best pitcher on any staff.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

- throws piece of wood at Azmanz -

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 20, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We shall not discuss it until after the game is over, just to be safe.

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

His luck sucks , as does he.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, he’s been lucky. the problem is that he doesn’t know how to win because he isn’t allowed to pitch the 8th, 9th and 10th innings.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also sucks because

He doesn’t score 8 runs a game for himself. He’s clearly NOT a winner.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 20, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

):<

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 20, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

best. sport. ever.

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 20, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t make fun of trampolining. It’s probably the most mentally tough sport there is. Athletes have to prepare themselves for a lot of ups and downs

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 20, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They cut softball/baseball but keep racewalking?

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by can of corn on Aug 20, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

In white cotton t - shirts , right?

damn.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Aug 20, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/switches over quickly to check…

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 20, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good start Cainer

now hopefully the pen won’t ruin it this time.

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 20, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, another shitty start from Matt “Gas Can” Cain

by rotorueter on Aug 20, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

this

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 20, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw it

I got up. Staying in for this one.

53-72

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 20, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I was gonna ask Cain’s pitch count, but I know what everyone’s going to say

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 20, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

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