Posey debut?
by travisam on Aug 19, 2008 10:37 AM PDT
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PrintAnybody heard any updates of when Posey will make his debut in the AZL? There are only a couple weeks of baseball left so hopefully within the next day or two.
Another thing: is anyone here big on the "furry" scene? I'm wondering if I can get a tip on how to get relish stains out of a giant fox costume.
Yiff yiff! 75! Yiff yiff! 75! Yiff yiff! 75! Yiff yiff! 75! Yiff yiff! 75! Yiff yiff! 75! Yiff yiff! 75! Yiff yiff! 75!
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There once was a catcher named Posey
About his status, Giants fans were nosy
Details limited, filler was not
Should have been a Fanshot
2009 will be rosy
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 19, 2008 10:44 AM PDT reply actions
I make up dumb limericks at work just for people like you.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 19, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
So, if we’re writing limericks while at work, does that make us professional limericists? I say yes.
D'oh
Somehow, the second half of this got cut off. It said:
“Also, I initially misspelled this as "limeracists,” which my spell-checker wanted to correct as “lime-racists.”
Fuck those worthless limes
LEMON POWER!!
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 19, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
HEIL LEMONHEAD!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 19, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Notice how they can have an ORANGE head as a “friend” and a GRAPE head and even CHERRY head, but no limehead. You know what that’s called? GENTRIFICATION!
That is why we are good and smart and they are bad and dumb.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
That's weird
I hate lime racists almost as much as I hate limes.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
so, you’re a lime racist then? Do you extend your intolerence towards all citrus, or just limes?
Most importantly, WTF do you put in your gin & tonics?
With Hendricks...
use a cucumber slice. Mmmmm.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 20, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
There once was a catcher named Buster
Whose statistics were brimming with luster
The draft came alive
With pick number five
(though his swing has more holes than Custer)
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 19, 2008 10:48 AM PDT reply actions
There once was a catcher named buster
His contract demands caused fluster
though once he was signed
things were looking sublime
with a swing as smooth as fine custard
Rafael Rodriguez: Pretty young!
caused A* fluster. lousy keyboard
Rafael Rodriguez: Pretty young!
by BrianBokake on Aug 19, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
"Sublime"? SUB-lime???? You are one of those goddamn lime racists we've been reading so much about.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 19, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
citrus racism:
the new butt pee
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 19, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Two days ago, I wouldn’t have had the slightest clue what that meant.
I kind of wish it were two days ago.
The All-Father is now...umm...a Grizzly. But he was a Giant for a while.
by EliminateMe on Aug 19, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess I’m living in the past because i have no idea what hes talking about
Rafael Rodriguez: Pretty young!
(Psst... scroll up to jcb9's comments)
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 19, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster Buster Buster Buster
Buster Buster Buster Buster
Buster Buster Buster Buster
Po-SEY!!! Po-SEY!!!
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
I think we need a crudely drawn flash cartoon of Posey flapping his arms up and down while this plays in the background.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 19, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
And how about we throw in a picture of his sister for good measure!
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Aug 19, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Major League debut
Buster finally made it
Great, a double play
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 19, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply actions
Gerald comes to bat
Two outs runner at third base
Strikeout. True Giant
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 19, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Posey, a catcher is he
but heed this warning from me
Behind the plate
You will learn to hate
Cleaning up all the butt pee
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 19, 2008 11:14 AM PDT reply actions
This is the best of them all.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 19, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
when Posey’s sliding into home
and his pants fill with foam
butt pee. butt pee.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 19, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I don’t know if it was intentional, but those lyrics go perfectly with the old batman theme song music. Give it a try, friend.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 19, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think it was intentional just because it’s a Butt Pee version of the classic Diarreah songs.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
you are correct, sir. yes.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 19, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
this is awesome.
"I ate delicious fried chicken last night that gave me the worst butt pee ever." - xanthan, August 17, 2008.
There one was a catcher named Holm
The back of his jersey said Holm
His friends called him Steve
’Cause his first name was Steve
Which meant his name was Steve Holm
I think I’m really getting the hang of this!
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
another graduate of the
jim morrison upstairs school of poetry
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 19, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
There once was a guy named Goofus
Who should have been called booty-toofus
The rectal dentata
He sure had a lotta
KMart sued him for chewed loofas
;-)
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
A fantastic effort.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 19, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Reminds me of a song played by Dr. Demento
called, “My Name is Larry”.
Adoptive parental unit of Kevin "Most Spectacular Pitcher" Pucetas.
"I'm a Giant now... I like watching the ball get up there" - Wendell Fairley
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Aug 19, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Domo orugato Mr. Demento
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 19, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
well played sir
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 19, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
If you’re asking the question, I must be.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 19, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
god knows...
i have tried to edit Natto’s fanposts to actually, you know, make them insightful.
Flossing a dead horse
The McCoven all showed for the muster
Every fry cook and each claims adjuster
Discussed Mr. Posey
in verses quite rosy
Till at last they’d had their filibuster.
The All-Father is now...umm...a Grizzly. But he was a Giant for a while.
Threads like this are like crack
The time has finally come ‘round
For Buster’s debut downtown
His bat is a hot one
But still hasn’t caught one
Zito is out on the mound
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 19, 2008 11:50 AM PDT reply actions
Baron will interview Buster
And all his his shiny new luster
When he protests that it’s rude
For them both to be nude
His teammates will tell him to trust her
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
Posey, new San Jose captain
Fame and fortune, all the trappins
Nekkid in a small town
The conclusion that comes down
Pics or it didn’t happen
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 19, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
They erased my original poem!
I shall try again
There’s a lad named Buster and he is a catcher
Gives giants fans wood like a 90’s teri hatcher
Stepped onto the scene
After signing for record green
Let’s hope that he hits like a bastard
Applause.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 19, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
There was only one logical conclusion to the Zooperstars fad....
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 19, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
My turn....
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose D was so long he could suck it…
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
A little censorship help
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose D Linus was so long he could suck it…
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 19, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
You can take your censorship and shove it
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 19, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry
I have a sick responsibility to use Arrested Development quotes whenever possible.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 19, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey, joining the ‘ol Giants gang
He says defense just aint no thang
but catchin’ aint easy,
and Buster got queasy
watching Schierholtz dismantle Yang Yang.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 19, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions
bueno
almost as good as your Tim Sawyer lyrics ;)
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 19, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
just out of curiosity...
Do any of the other sportsnation sites write limericks about their 1st round draft picks?
Right you are Ken
A Brewers draft haiku
First pick Brett Lawrie
Bounty of talent from the North
Looks good in dark blue
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 19, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Bah messed up the meter
First pick Brett Lawrie
Bounty of talent from the North
Looks good in dark blue
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 19, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Nationals draft haiku
Draft day excitement
All right, we got Aaron Crow!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap
+1, +1, +1, oh…
Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 19, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster’s profile
It says sister is sixteen
Age of consent laws?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 19, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I think S.T. Coleridge sain it best when he said “pwn3d.”
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
For Buster’s sister,
A good thing Durham’s gone
Who could resist that?
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 19, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what they say
About Ray the sugar man
You never go back
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 19, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, it sure sucks for Ray
Since he’s been taken away from the bay
Winning may be a breeze
but girls eat waaaaay too much cheese
And now he has to woo fatties all day.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 19, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Repentant Haiku
So sorry Buster
I didn’t know of her age
I’m riddled with shame
His response
It’s okay, he says
Ha! Because tommorrow night
I sleep with your wife!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 19, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d venture to say that now she’s riddled with something, too.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Something like that. Assuming travisam wasn’t out of ammo.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
hater!
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 19, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, but that’s just because you’re such a big fan of this gag.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 20, 2008 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions
This amuses me.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 19, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard storing it in a larger freezer and pretending it’s Big Foot might do it.
Adoptive parental unit of Kevin "Most Spectacular Pitcher" Pucetas.
"I'm a Giant now... I like watching the ball get up there" - Wendell Fairley
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Aug 20, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply actions
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