Open Gameday Thread: Number 2
by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:38 PM PDT
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PrintThe one that's about baseball, not about poo.
Wait a minute... number 2... Zito start... crap, I was wrong.
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I repeat:
Pooplo Sandoval
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Travis Ishikaka?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I see what you did there
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 18, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s funny because it’s a pun.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Flushy Lewis
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred Poowiz
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack Terdner
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Why I love the McCoven
We just spent how long talking about butt pee? A couple of years ago, I practically got run off an online message board because I mentioned that, when you mix curry powder and dijon mustard for a recipe, it tastes great but looks frighteningly like unhealthy poo.
Kinda looks like an otter
Stupid cats…eating off of bowls and plates when they have perfectly good tummies!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I GAVE YOU A CHANCE I SAID IF NATTO DOESN’T POST ONE IN THE NEXT MINUTE I’LL POST MINE ON SECOND THOUGHT I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT BUT STILL
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
9 pitch Gamer AB!!
52-71
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.
Ivan Ochoa Constrictor
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions
I like this one.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
50/50
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
But isn’t that supposed to be where it comes out of?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
BASERUNNERS!
52-71
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.
When I am suffering with the butt pee, it sounds like the chop chant.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Going-to-get-a-hit-here Rowand?
52-71
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.
Rowand is taking a butt pee right now. Just look at how he’s standing in the box.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
And here we see the circu(hi)latrity of baseball.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Over/Under on total butt pee references during today's game?
I set it at 350
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
it must be at least 100 by now
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I read this as INFINITE FAIL
Works for me.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Roberts just did something that I don’t know what it is where he ran in a direction from third base that wasn’t toward the dugout.
What just happened?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Was trying to clean up Rowand's butt pee
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
well
Roberts plays like a rookie most of the time
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Carrying the pink backpack
and butt pee cleansing.
Baseball tradition!
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Radio Broadcast:
Loudest strike call ever?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
fucking hilarious
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Pissikawa
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions
I thought those two were mutually exclusive.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
give me a Rohlinger
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
Been there, too.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
As polite and quiet as possible?
More like as disinterested and meh as possible.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
"I don't know if you can tell listening.."
“But it’s an extraordinarily quiet crowd.”
-David B. Fleming
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
ANAGRAM OF OPPO?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s perfectly suited for a morpheus strip.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to point out ‘also POOP’, then decided I’ve already been outdone by this entire thread
by offthedeepend on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok-Ill take a Richie Today
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
what the hell
these guys all play like shit
(rimshot)
by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Uugh I wish Zito wasn't pitching today
Otherwise, I would think this was going to be a pretty fun game.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
DiAurilia
Running wildly and freely.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
PABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
what he said!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
PABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fixed it.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
zito hitting before he even goes onto the mound
that’s…unusual at best
They should just stop the play by play
Since we can hear everything…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Ironically, Number 2 isn’t in the lineup today.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
In keeping with the theme
Anagram of “Jorge Campillo” = I’M CRAP. JELL-O GO.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 18, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
Oh man
I love Frederic on the Adopt a School commercial
best ever
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
+ Everything
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 18, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Over/Under on Zito 1st inning runs
Set at 2
(yes, yes, i said runs)
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
Is it just me
Or is Ivan Ochoa making a strong case for the 2009 job?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
He looks mad smooth out there
I just wonder about the bat.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Well
That line can be used regarding any position player on the Giants. He’s no worse than the alternatives.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 18, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions
Then you must also get The Gas We Pass and The Holes in Your Nose to complete his cultural experience.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
I just got here, and I am afraid to go back to the other thread to try to figure out what started all of this.
be afraid...be very afraid
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
xanthan I believe
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s a lot of shit that went down in the previous thread.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
Ok, I know this is BS,
but does anyone else think Zito should present himself a little better when he pitches? He looks like a fucking homeless guy. Get a Uni that fits!
He’s “colorful” because he’s won 20 games in the show.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
mind
blown
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 18, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
"Ishikawa stays down on it"
Oh how far down my mind has gone in the gutter today
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
stop supporting homosexuality
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 18, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
DFA omar now!! This Ochoa can field...(and hit too!!)
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
9 pitches...typical
Wait, that was for the inning?
Hector Sanchez: really getting tired of playing baseball in foreign countries...
Sailing Before a Big Wind
It doesn’t happen often.
Barry Zito: Frontrunner
This is literally the first time in years that the opposing pitcher has been the one who threw nearly 40 pitches in the first inning and our pitcher was the one who threw nine.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
By A Raise Of Hands..
who wants Zito to get beaned now that we have the lead??
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
not yet
our long relief is currently more painful than zito
it takes me a lot to say that
by offthedeepend on Aug 18, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much
Kotchman sort of tagged Zito on the foot while he was rolling on the ground to ’rassle the ball.
Take Ballet Barry!!
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
needs more boobs
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 18, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s a little better
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 18, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm..
She sorta looks like my ex, sans the super bangin body
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 18, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
bet she had bigger boobs too
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 18, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Can she replace Amy G?
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
In oylmpic news...
I saw Tiki Barber announcing on MSNBC…and I thought wtf….does he know anything about women’s gymnastics??
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
Looks like a more muscular Jennie Finch.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 18, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
wholly moses
http://usuarios.lycos.es/sandrakba/susannakallur24.jpg
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
We are vrom Sveeden
YAH!
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 18, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Calling Diddy
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 18, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Schnikies
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 18, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd like
Buy her lunch, or something.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 18, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That would lead to a fetish in Germany
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 18, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Your #1 source for your #2 business
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
83 MPH fastball
Are we SURE Zito isn’t pitching for the Braves??
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Gold Glover
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
Time for Zito to implode
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
Save that for the 6th
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 18, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I spank her?
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
what did I miss?
What picture has been used recently?
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
oh yeah
I remember both so well, got confused.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
Rowand spoils Zito's bid for perfect game
The All-Father is now...umm...a Grizzly. But he was a Giant for a while.
Oh my god you jinxed it retroactively.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
He just used a different technique
Normally, staring crosseyed at Barry before the game is the surefire method
good thing Francour is blind in 1 eye
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
I'm back from driving home, you may return to normally schedule activities
I has a burrito!
WTF, three runs??
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
And more for you later when you finish the burrito.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
watch out for this fabled "butt pee"
sounds like the spicy food may be the culprit
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Field goal
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions