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Open Gameday Thread: Number 2

Howtheyscoredcat_tiny by howtheyscored on

The one that's about baseball, not about poo.

Wait a minute... number 2... Zito start... crap, I was wrong.

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Pooplo Sandoval

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 1:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Manny Burrpiss

by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Travis Ishikaka?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Barry Zito

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I see what you did there

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 18, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It’s funny because it’s a pun.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Why I love the McCoven

We just spent how long talking about butt pee? A couple of years ago, I practically got run off an online message board because I mentioned that, when you mix curry powder and dijon mustard for a recipe, it tastes great but looks frighteningly like unhealthy poo.

by jcb9 on Aug 18, 2008 1:41 PM PDT   0 recs

Lead off triples are pretty cool.

by out machine on Aug 18, 2008 1:41 PM PDT   0 recs

I was going to make a new thread

We could have had this on the front page of McC.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:41 PM PDT   0 recs

Kinda looks like an otter

Stupid cats…eating off of bowls and plates when they have perfectly good tummies!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

So it’s howie’s fault?

by Evan on Aug 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Isn’t it always?

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:48 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I GAVE YOU A CHANCE I SAID IF NATTO DOESN’T POST ONE IN THE NEXT MINUTE I’LL POST MINE ON SECOND THOUGHT I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT BUT STILL

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Your thread is doing just fine so far, howie. Who needs dumb ol’ graphics?

by Evan on Aug 18, 2008 1:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Best AB of the year?

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 18, 2008 1:41 PM PDT   0 recs

9 pitch Gamer AB!!

52-71

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2008 1:41 PM PDT   0 recs

Nice

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I think Grant already did that one.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes

but not Ivan Protochoa

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I like this one.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Horse-ay Campillo

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT   0 recs

Think we’ll score Roberts?

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT   0 recs

Honestly? No.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Happily wrong.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Nah

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I HAVE TRIPLES

IN MY NIPLES

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT   0 recs

Please no

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I think

you left a “P” in your butt

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN

by zenbitz on Aug 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

But isn’t that supposed to be where it comes out of?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Boiling enema

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT   0 recs

Gamer

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT   0 recs

"Ochoa in the hole"

thats what she said!

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT   0 recs

CamplLOL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT   0 recs

let’s get runs before an out!

by BigO on Aug 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT   0 recs

BASERUNNERS!

52-71

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT   0 recs

I HAVE THE BASERUNS

BRB

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

lol hbuttpee.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT   0 recs

//groan//

and then lulz.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I think there are more people in this thread than there are in Turner Field.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:44 PM PDT   0 recs

/chop chant

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Aug 18, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

When I am suffering with the butt pee, it sounds like the chop chant.

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2008 1:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Going-to-get-a-hit-here Rowand?

52-71

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2008 1:46 PM PDT   0 recs

nah

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Rowand is taking a butt pee right now. Just look at how he’s standing in the box.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:46 PM PDT   0 recs

And here we see the circu(hi)latrity of baseball.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:48 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Over/Under on total butt pee references during today's game?

I set it at 350

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

over

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Definitely over.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Talk about “In play, run(s)”!

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

lulz

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

it must be at least 100 by now

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2008 1:48 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I read this as INFINITE FAIL

Works for me.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Roberts just did something that I don’t know what it is where he ran in a direction from third base that wasn’t toward the dugout.

What just happened?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT   0 recs

Butt pee?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2008 1:48 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Was trying to clean up Rowand's butt pee

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 1:48 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I thought that would be a rookie job.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

well

Roberts plays like a rookie most of the time

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Carrying the pink backpack

and butt pee cleansing.

Baseball tradition!

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2008 1:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Exactly!

(btw – it’s a pin