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Open Gameday Thread: Number 2

Howtheyscoredcat_tiny by howtheyscored on Comment 497 comments

The one that's about baseball, not about poo.

Wait a minute... number 2... Zito start... crap, I was wrong.

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Pooplo Sandoval

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 1:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Travis Ishikaka?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Barry Zito

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I see what you did there

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 18, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s funny because it’s a pun.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why I love the McCoven

We just spent how long talking about butt pee? A couple of years ago, I practically got run off an online message board because I mentioned that, when you mix curry powder and dijon mustard for a recipe, it tastes great but looks frighteningly like unhealthy poo.

by jcb9 on Aug 18, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lead off triples are pretty cool.

by out machine on Aug 18, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was going to make a new thread

We could have had this on the front page of McC.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kinda looks like an otter

Stupid cats…eating off of bowls and plates when they have perfectly good tummies!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So it’s howie’s fault?

by Evan on Aug 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Isn’t it always?

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I GAVE YOU A CHANCE I SAID IF NATTO DOESN’T POST ONE IN THE NEXT MINUTE I’LL POST MINE ON SECOND THOUGHT I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT BUT STILL

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Your thread is doing just fine so far, howie. Who needs dumb ol’ graphics?

by Evan on Aug 18, 2008 1:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

9 pitch Gamer AB!!

52-71

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think Grant already did that one.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes

but not Ivan Protochoa

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like this one.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Think we’ll score Roberts?

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Honestly? No.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Happily wrong.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nah

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I HAVE TRIPLES

IN MY NIPLES

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Please no

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think

you left a “P” in your butt

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN

by zenbitz on Aug 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But isn’t that supposed to be where it comes out of?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Boiling enema

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gamer

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CamplLOL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BASERUNNERS!

52-71

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I HAVE THE BASERUNS

BRB

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

//groan//

and then lulz.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think there are more people in this thread than there are in Turner Field.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

/chop chant

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Aug 18, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When I am suffering with the butt pee, it sounds like the chop chant.

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2008 1:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Going-to-get-a-hit-here Rowand?

52-71

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 18, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nah

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rowand is taking a butt pee right now. Just look at how he’s standing in the box.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And here we see the circu(hi)latrity of baseball.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

over

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Definitely over.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Talk about “In play, run(s)”!

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lulz

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it must be at least 100 by now

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2008 1:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I read this as INFINITE FAIL

Works for me.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Roberts just did something that I don’t know what it is where he ran in a direction from third base that wasn’t toward the dugout.

What just happened?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought that would be a rookie job.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well

Roberts plays like a rookie most of the time

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Carrying the pink backpack

and butt pee cleansing.

Baseball tradition!

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 18, 2008 1:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Exactly!

(btw – it’s a pink MY LITTLE PONY backpack, thankyouverymuch)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2008 1:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's go, TI

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hits!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that was loud as hell

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

in play, no out!

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Aug 18, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought those two were mutually exclusive.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not necessarily a given with some of our baserunning skillz.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

UGH

Why is O’Rlya up instead of Pablo!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

give me a Rohlinger

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Been there, too.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As polite and quiet as possible?

More like as disinterested and meh as possible.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 18, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"I don't know if you can tell listening.."

“But it’s an extraordinarily quiet crowd.”

-David B. Fleming

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SPEED

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RICH!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ANAGRAM OF OPPO?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also a palindrome!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s perfectly suited for a morpheus strip.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hee hee hee

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was going to point out ‘also POOP’, then decided I’ve already been outdone by this entire thread

by offthedeepend on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok-Ill take a Richie Today

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

VETERAN SAVVYZ

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what the hell

these guys all play like shit

(rimshot)

by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uugh I wish Zito wasn't pitching today

Otherwise, I would think this was going to be a pretty fun game.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 18, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jose Butt-pee-oh

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ostrich Aurilia

Probably already discovered

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rich Owlrlya

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

30 pitches to get 2 outs. And Zito hasn’t even taken the mound yet!

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DiAurilia

Running wildly and freely.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL Campillo

Situation Hammaker

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 18, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whadda know…the kids are playing and they score runs!!

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Aug 18, 2008 1:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PABLO!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fixed it.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 18, 2008 1:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Old and young alike get some big hits. Zito needs runs.

by out machine on Aug 18, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHEATIES

THESE GUYS ATE THEM TODAY

by offthedeepend on Aug 18, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Four more runs and we should be OK with Zito pitching.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OMG HITS AND RUNS!

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 18, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like this team!

Oh…Zito! 10 more runs, please!

I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused!

by PLUChris on Aug 18, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They should just stop the play by play

Since we can hear everything…

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 18, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ironically, Number 2 isn’t in the lineup today.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Number 2 has been hot lately.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 18, 2008 1:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But he’s know to be streaky.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 18, 2008 1:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*known …. and for good measure *butt

by chilibean_3 on Aug 18, 2008 1:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They are busy

trying to figure out who he works for

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 18, 2008 1:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Flem

“at long last, the Giants are retired”. Quit bastardizing Miller, son.

by BigO on Aug 18, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In keeping with the theme

Anagram of “Jorge Campillo” = I’M CRAP. JELL-O GO.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 18, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow

awesome gameday thread AND 3 runs in the first! OMGZ how awesome.

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh man

I love Frederic on the Adopt a School commercial

best ever

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+ Everything

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 18, 2008 1:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Over/Under on Zito 1st inning runs

Set at 2

(yes, yes, i said runs)

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GOCHOA!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is it just me

Or is Ivan Ochoa making a strong case for the 2009 job?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 18, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He looks mad smooth out there

I just wonder about the bat.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 1:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well

That line can be used regarding any position player on the Giants. He’s no worse than the alternatives.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 18, 2008 2:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

touche

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 2:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love that book.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 1:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Then you must also get The Gas We Pass and The Holes in Your Nose to complete his cultural experience.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2008 2:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I bet is really

Dreamy wearing Ochoa skin suit

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 18, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just got here, and I am afraid to go back to the other thread to try to figure out what started all of this.

by rotorueter on Aug 18, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

be afraid...be very afraid

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 2:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fried chicken started everything.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 18, 2008 2:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There’s a lot of shit that went down in the previous thread.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 18, 2008 2:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok, I know this is BS,

but does anyone else think Zito should present himself a little better when he pitches? He looks like a fucking homeless guy. Get a Uni that fits!

by bondslegend on Aug 18, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At least he doesn’t have the pedostasch anymore.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 2:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but then he wouldn’t be “quirky”

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 18, 2008 2:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s “colorful” because he’s won 20 games in the show.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 18, 2008 2:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wait…what?

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Aug 18, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no idea

i’m assuming rip in time-space continuum

otherwise, //shrug

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 2:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3 up 3 down?

wtf

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

anagram of good zito

::anagram generator explodes::

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 2:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dude, there’s not even a Z in that.

by Evan on Aug 18, 2008 2:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mind

blown

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 18, 2008 2:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Ishikawa stays down on it"

Oh how far down my mind has gone in the gutter today

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 18, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DFA omar now!! This Ochoa can field...(and hit too!!)

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

9 pitches...typical

Wait, that was for the inning?

Hector Sanchez: really getting tired of playing baseball in foreign countries...

by tedfordfan on Aug 18, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sailing Before a Big Wind

It doesn’t happen often.

Barry Zito: Frontrunner

by Moggeee on Aug 18, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is literally the first time in years that the opposing pitcher has been the one who threw nearly 40 pitches in the first inning and our pitcher was the one who threw nine.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 18, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

By A Raise Of Hands..

who wants Zito to get beaned now that we have the lead??

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’d be really hard.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 2:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thats what she said

by ACgiant97 on Aug 18, 2008 2:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not yet

our long relief is currently more painful than zito

it takes me a lot to say that

by offthedeepend on Aug 18, 2008 2:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hold on to the bat, meat.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL nice swing

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Aug 18, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Zito:

gritty!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Epic Zito AB!

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 18, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Zito shoulda jumped.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wtf

was that as crazy as the call sounded??

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pretty much

Kotchman sort of tagged Zito on the foot while he was rolling on the ground to ’rassle the ball.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 2:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Take Ballet Barry!!

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Way to burn 8 pitches though!

We’ll take it.

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 18, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think Campillo

is already at 109 pitches

by BigO on Aug 18, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ridiculously so

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 2:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

needs more boobs

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by The Gene Hackman on Aug 18, 2008 2:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that’s a little better

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by The Gene Hackman on Aug 18, 2008 2:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmmm..

She sorta looks like my ex, sans the super bangin body

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 18, 2008 2:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bet she had bigger boobs too

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by The Gene Hackman on Aug 18, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can she replace Amy G?

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by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2008 2:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In oylmpic news...

I saw Tiki Barber announcing on MSNBC…and I thought wtf….does he know anything about women’s gymnastics??

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Aug 18, 2008 2:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Looks like a more muscular Jennie Finch.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 18, 2008 2:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We are vrom Sveeden

YAH!

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 18, 2008 2:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ridonkulous

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by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 2:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Calling Diddy

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 18, 2008 2:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Violent Pizza!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 2:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Braves should’ve stuck with Beaneaters.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We can easily transition that into some butt humor. . .

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 18, 2008 2:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Unnecessary cropping

 of short shorts

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 18, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Schnikies

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 18, 2008 2:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd like

Buy her lunch, or something.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 18, 2008 2:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That would lead to a fetish in Germany

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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 18, 2008 2:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is her chicken for sale?

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 18, 2008 2:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

83 MPH fastball

Are we SURE Zito isn’t pitching for the Braves??

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 18, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GOLD GLOVER

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 18, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gold Glover

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by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Time for Zito to implode

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by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 18, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs