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Open Gameday Thread, 8/17

San Francisco Giants at Atlanta Braves, Aug 17, 2008 10:35 AM PDT



W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Tim Lincecum 12-3 25 24 0 0 0 0 162.0 137 53 48 9 60 182 2.67 1.22


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Charlie Morton 3-6 11 11 0 0 0 0 56.0 59 40 38 7 26 35 6.11 1.52



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Of course I miss the one game this week that Pablo’s going to get to start. :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 9:51 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHY DID THEY CALL HIM UP IF THEY’RE NOT GOING TO PLAY HIM EVEN AFTER HE GOT 3 HITS AUGH

by jcb9 on Aug 17, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why the hell is Molina playing today?

Why isn’t Pablo catching , because he only caught 1/2 a game yesterday? Is Bochy actually that stupid? Give the kids a few days to play together…No reason why Omar should be playing at all ….Does Bochy think that the oldies will get him a few more wins? If he actually believes that then he should be fired immediately for poor judgement and if he doesn’t believe it then why not just play the kids now to see what they can do together? …Ok….Im calm now…after all …it’s Lincecum day!!!

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 17, 2008 9:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The holiest day

Happy Timsday everyone.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2008 9:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Praise him!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 17, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Praise him 'til you've forgotten what you're praising him for

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We shall not work on the Sabbath. Our Savior pitches for all of our sins.

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The savior pitches for all of our sins wins.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then he should be pitching on Saturday!!!

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 17, 2008 10:08 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he is a Goim, so Sunday it is

by wilriv21 on Aug 17, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't is Ironic

Have always felt McCoven was indifferent at best when it came to religion

by wilriv21 on Aug 17, 2008 10:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tim transcends religion

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and the laws of physics

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 17, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s explains the warping of the space time continuum at my house.

Happy Lincecum Day!

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We heathens can poke fun at fanatical devotion without fear of ending up in hell. I already know I’m going there.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve already got a penthouse suite with my name on it.

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Aug 17, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s the good news. The bad news is you will be sharing it with others and sooner than you thought

by wilriv21 on Aug 17, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, that’s cool that you know that. When and how am I going to die?

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stay thirsty

by wilriv21 on Aug 17, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this entire thread is banned

It’s Timmy day, not sunday school/philosophy class

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

where are we going

and what are we doing in this handbasket??

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 17, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All of us Giants fans are in Hell these days......

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 17, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was an innocent joke Fellas!!

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 17, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we deserve a win for having gone through this week. An absolute slaughter would be nice.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 10:31 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and a tim grand slam/ perfect game

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, Natto, great drawing for the 8/15 game thread. But don’t SSs usually wear their glove on the left hand?

by allfrank on Aug 17, 2008 10:31 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s Cain.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 17, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow Randy Winn is en fuego

by wilriv21 on Aug 17, 2008 10:37 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

HOLY SHIT BURRISS GOT AN EXTRA BASE HIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 10:39 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aw, Fred, stop letting go of your bat D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 10:39 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah he’s doing that a lot…

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He looked really angry at himself for doing it again

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I found a book called Mr. Timothy. The plot focuses on a grown-up and healthy Tim Cratchit (Tiny Tim from A Christmas Story) living in a London brothel and caught up in a murder mystery.

I just thought it was amusing to find that as I was doing a Google search for Tiny Tim stuff.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2008 10:39 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’d read it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too. I’m going to the library soon to see if they have it.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what the fuck Manny

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 10:41 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

me likey the real Manny better. He hits HRs

by wilriv21 on Aug 17, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he also wears blue.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lots of people where blue

by wilriv21 on Aug 17, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah lots of people are assholes

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

take a picture of your closet and then share it with us

by wilriv21 on Aug 17, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no blue for me. never. not slimming enough

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where is everyone? It’s a Tim Day!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 10:46 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm here, just quiet

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I kinda like it. I’ve got a big pot of loose moroccan mint green tea

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

same here. Pressed some Arabian Mocha Sonanni and made myself a blueberry/banana smoothie.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same here...

except I opened a Corona.

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

too light for a breakfast beer.

“Guiness is an expenisve beer, but a cheap breakfast.”
-Mrs. Oldjacket

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want what he’s having.

I’m heading out here in a little bit to go to brunch and shopping in Mt. View.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, thats a haul. What’s in Mt View?

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m staying in San Jose this weekend so it’s not too far. Daiso is in Mt. VIew and we want wacky Japanese crap.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

its hard to get up in time for these early games

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding, its a nice and foggy, a day for normally sleeping in. But I have my pot of tea by my side, I’m doing much better.

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they are at the SJ game

by wilriv21 on Aug 17, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Listening to Kruk say Tim doesn’t like pitching in hot weather made me go :/

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've heard this before

he has trouble keeping weight on, pitching in the heat makes him lose whole pounds within game

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll make some emergency enchiladas to be airlifted to the Giants posthaste.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since you’re already emergency sending things places, send some food my way

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh, why do we walk this Blanco piece of shit so much

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 10:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh. less than ideal

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Throw strikes please

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 10:49 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on, Tim.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 10:50 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Finish him!!!!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 10:51 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man do i hate Kotsay and his ass face.

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 10:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the Braves are bastard people

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 17, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha... Kotsay is going to go home and bite his pillow

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love both of you

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a Zen thing

like how many babies fit in a tire.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 17, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well done. Bravo

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what is that from?

Local radio station KFJC uses it as a promo spot, but I could never place it. I’m thinking John Waters…

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you talking about Waiting for Guffman?

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

waiting for guffman

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hates . . .

1. Dodgers
2. Angels
3. Braves
4. Cardinals

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good list there. I’d slip the Red Sox in at number 2.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t have anything against the Red Sox as a team, but I don’t like the way that many Sox/Yankee fans don’t know ANYTHING about baseball outside of their rivalry.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of the many reasons why I loathe that team and everything about them.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like how that commercial showed two Aaron Rowand highlights and then was like, “Fred Lewis and the Giants return tomorrow to close out the Braves!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 10:57 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Reverse Rowand jinx

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 17, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

also

Rotoworld widget on the McChron home page calls him Aaron Rowland in the blurb.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Aug 17, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lolz rotoworld

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rotoworld sucks balls. alot of their giants stuff has little shit talking slipped in. as if some bored dodger is their writer.

by kvdp12 on Aug 17, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ISHI THE KILLER!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 10:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You beat me to it!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 10:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

KILLER OF BRAVES

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 17, 2008 10:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let the age of Ishikawa begin . . .

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YES! I AM EXCITED!

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Aug 17, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was a really easy swing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Last of his tribe

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 17, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ISHI_ISHI_KA_KA_WA_WA!!!!

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 17, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1st career?

i thought he had one in his first call up a couple years ago

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no, I think he just had a few doubles.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

First career dinger, i believe.

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 17, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and a triple

by wilriv21 on Aug 17, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i probably remember the triple

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ATTA BOY ISHI!!

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 17, 2008 11:01 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Suffer from Asian Persuasion however that was only for the ladies but might have to make an exception to include Ishikawa

by wilriv21 on Aug 17, 2008 11:01 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he's too sexy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too sexy

For his pants appparently…

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pics or it didnt happen

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/55/9604/1024/Travis20Ishikawa205.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/55/9604/1024/Travis20Ishikawa206.jpg

Ishikawa did I’m Too Sexy for Giants Idol a few years ago.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I clearly remember it, I just wanted you to post the pics. :)

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EME nearly beat Travis out for most amusing/inappropriate performance with his fake padded butt and chest thing the next year.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We all wish our girlfriends were hot like EME.

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOT!

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 11:01 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

…and then there’s Maud (referring to Vizquel)

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:02 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Omar hitting .001 higher than Timmy

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Aug 17, 2008 11:02 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Over/Under on the number of times Ishi credits God in the post game interview?

I’m going for 20, based on his last interview with Dave!

I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused!

by PLUChris on Aug 17, 2008 11:03 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

under

but just barely

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 17, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Raptor Jesus might work for Ishi

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 17, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our dinosaviaur

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m going to ban anyone who brings up religion.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, say about 13

by wilriv21 on Aug 17, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and put down the ribs

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 17, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

meat falls off the bone!!!

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kuiper clowning the Braves middle infileders

hilarious

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 17, 2008 11:03 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ftlog Tim, throw strikes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:06 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF TIM

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 11:07 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PAY ATTENTION ROOK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:08 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RickRohl=much better after a shave

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:09 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Kelly. That is a girl's name fuck face!

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 11:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

many Irishmen disagree

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol Bengie, wtf?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I mean, it feels like most of the pitches Tim’s throwing for balls aren’t particularly close

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD NOT-MCCANN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD MORTON

but please throw less pitches TIm

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tim would rather be at home playing with his "My Dinner With Andre" action figures.

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 innings, 40 pitches. And only half strikes.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Aug 17, 2008 11:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll see you that

and raise you:

2 innings, 1 hit, no runs!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, and 3 strikeouts. It’s just with Tim, we can usually afford to be picky.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Aug 17, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea Timmy

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2008 11:15 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

<3

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 17, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wtf Fred????

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

why did he do that?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Runner on first and third, one out = overrated.

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he wanted to stay out of the DP

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Kent’s not around

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Freddy….

"I can't describe how excited I am to be a Giant." Music to the ears of this excited parent of Buster Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Aug 17, 2008 11:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

more epic fail baserunning

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2008 11:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps the Baron can emergency airlift you some ointment.

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

she’d get a cinnamon roll out of it.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THROW. STRIKES.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:27 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lets go Timmy!!

Blanco can’t hit.

Armando B.: "It's not my fault"

by M. IVIE on Aug 17, 2008 11:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C’mon Tim, settle down

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2008 11:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD BLANCO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Blancito, what you doin uptown?

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Blancito, you chasin' all our women around?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another $ off!!

Armando B.: "It's not my fault"

by M. IVIE on Aug 17, 2008 11:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, but its view reserve, what happened to the bleacher seats, much more fun

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

relatively quick inning!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:30 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FLEM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:32 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen this addressed, but Flem and Timmy were clearly fated to be in the same organization.

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:32 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gamer K

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 11:36 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Olympic Stadium, Turner Field….

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:36 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ow, he just hit himself in the head

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:36 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ouch, that ain’t good

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2008 11:36 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ish did that?

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 11:37 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LA Collisium

Armando B.: "It's not my fault"

by M. IVIE on Aug 17, 2008 11:37 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this umpire doesn’t like low breaking balls

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:37 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you mean, "low"

..those balls are strikes.

by wcw on Aug 17, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im thinking the 3rd stadium is Edison Field, Chavez Ravine, or the Coliseum

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:37 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what is the question?

by wilriv21 on Aug 17, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The three venues to host both an MLB game and an Olympic event. I think we got em.

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn’t there an Olmpics in Montreal?

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 17, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, we got it.

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the hustle!

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 17, 2008 11:38 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Big V needs to be oiling up that 3b glove he has

by wilriv21 on Aug 17, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah, Juan Carlos has that down pat

by wilriv21 on Aug 17, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe not the right place but how good can Ishikawa be? What do you guys think?

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 11:41 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He could be the best ever.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lolz

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he could be a .280/.350/.500 first baseman with 25 bombs for a few years.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

with GG quality defense, of course.

obviously he might not be that good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

better than that

He could be .281/.351/.501

Maybe I’m just naturally more optimistinc than jponry

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 17, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With 5-10 SBs a year!

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Run producing GGer

by wilriv21 on Aug 17, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As nasty as he wants to be

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 17, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marvis Teixikawa

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Louvis Ishigerhig

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 17, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Travis Pujolskawa

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 17, 2008 11:42 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ishikawa= the new Zooperstars

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mark Cocksay.

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 11:44 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cocksay what?

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD WHOEVER THAT WAS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:46 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Quick innings, me likey

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2008 11:46 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so...

through my work i have 8 VIP tickets to the dodgers/brewers game today… $285 per ticket, includes food and private restroom, courtesy of the flippin dodgers themselves. of course i’m going to cheer on the brew-crew, but since i’m sitting so close to the action i need to figure out some way of letting jeff kent know that, although i’m generally a peaceful man by nature, i’d love to punch him in his throat. any ideas?

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 17, 2008 11:46 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think those two respect each other

..precisely because each recognizes that the other a) can play some freaking baseball and b) wants to win badly enough to come to blows

by wcw on Aug 17, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Say “Jeff, I’m not a fan!”

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 17, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was thinking along these lines

maybe “kent, your diminishing skills are in question, as is your attitude among your peers”

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 17, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jump the fence.
Run up to Ken.
Punch him in the throat.

Alternately, make a sign that says:

“Jeff Kent, I would like to punch you in the throat, but I am above such mundane acts of violence so I am just holding this sign to let you know that in my mind you have a punched throat.”

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Call him Jeff Gilooly

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 17, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’d love to punch [Kent] in his throat. any ideas?

Make sure Barry’s hands aren’t in the way.

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don’t know how you can bring yourself to hades like that. surrounded by souless minions no less.

Play Stonehenge!!!

by The Enchanter on Aug 17, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Back to the Aflac question; didn’t Montreal host an Olmpics?

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 17, 2008 11:46 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So wouldn’t that be a correct answer? Or does it have to be an active ballpark?

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 17, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watching on mlb.tv, what was the CSN question?

by Scottsdale on Aug 17, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I misread the question, it was host an Olympics and a POSTSEASON, not an MLB game.

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ATL in 1996?

by Scottsdale on Aug 17, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Les Expos played in Olympic Stadium, so it’s a good bet, yes!

by jcb9 on Aug 17, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just turned it on

ishi with a homer? glad i started him in fantasy

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by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 11:46 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it was a nice easy swing too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he did a nice job hustling out an infield hit to 1st

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 17, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m guessing Dodgers stadium, Edison, and Montreal

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 17, 2008 11:50 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Turner field is one of them

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops, yes, of course
 I meant that instead of Edison

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 17, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dodger Stadium

they played baseball there in the 1984 Olympics, though at that time, baseball wasn’t an Olympic sport, but an exhibition sport. Still, though, I’d think Dodger Stadium would qualify.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DWIGHT!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:52 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dwight’s Winn makes me Randy

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stay hot Randy! Nate who?

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 17, 2008 11:53 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

trade value!

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by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 11:53 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tampa for Brignac – straight up

by wilriv21 on Aug 17, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

obvious typo

you ment Longoria

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

squeeze?

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by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 11:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Winn, sportin’ the wrap-around shades AND eye-black. What team wouldn’t want a GAMER like that?

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 17, 2008 11:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MANNY!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, that? That’s just Manny being Manny.

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 11:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Burriss didn’t slap one left handed! Carney Lansford FTW!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 17, 2008 11:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he’s gotten two hits left handed today!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Manny ever came close to the “Poor Man’s Jose Reyes” comp that BA made of him before the draft last year, I would be really excited.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 17, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he’ll never have the power Reyes has, but if he can manage an OBP somewhere at that level, I’d be ecstatic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the speed and defense!!!!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 17, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manatee Burris!!!!

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 17, 2008 11:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

game threads on ifone

Emmanuel Burriss: victoriousish

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 17, 2008 11:57 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ring ring...hello hello?

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 17, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sorry sir, but that line is busy.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ouch freddie

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by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 11:58 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

whats manny doing?

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by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not staring at the pitch like a lot of basestealers do, something that often seems to get them thrown out.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 17, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THROW STRIKES TIM. YOU HAVE A THREE RUN LEAD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that worked well

good thinking

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by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what she said

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD NOT-MCCANN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Argh! I hate Kelly "I have a girls name and an ass face"Johnson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 12:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HE'S ON TV!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

…and they’re talking about him on the interWebs.

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like Bengie's D

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by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 12:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD BLANCO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I HATE THIS COMMERCIAL SO MUCH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah

he doesn’t look like the last start has effected him too much.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

his command has been off most of the day, but that’s just part of being Tim Lincecum, I don’t think it’s the shin.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you trying to tell me..

that timmy has a flaw?

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by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Banned!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kruk says:

“Timmy hugging a fan in the dugout…”

Also something about him being “in heat”

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2008 12:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn you

i get Braves announcers telling stories about how chipper jones was able to guess how well he has done in his career against aj burnett.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it seems to be working

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not a strike. this ump’s strikezone is awful.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2008 12:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ishi looks good up there

He looks confident and comfortable. I think he is here to stay.

Even with that called third strike. :p

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 12:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t even care that Rohlinger isn’t hitting, he’s still way better than Rally Killer.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 17, 2008 12:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes. He is a less hateable blackhole.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for the timebeing.

Play Stonehenge!!!

by The Enchanter on Aug 17, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoa, that didn’t look that good off the bat to me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s the heat. Thank You Chipper Jones for contributing to discount Giants tickets!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 17, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD CHIPPER

wow, he looked awful on that swing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tim Linecum says

kiss the ring bitch

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2008 12:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck your couch Chipper

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TIM

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love Tim

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this also

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unless the 7th is really quick, Timmy will be done.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 12:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Really? I think they’ll send him out for the 7th

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I meant unless he throws very few pitches in the 7th, he won’t come out for the 8th.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh ok. I was a bit confused by your wording

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so was i. i reworded it 3 times before posting.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t be too sure. He’s at 92, and they typically pitch him 115-120. They said he’s not on a stricter pitch count today (after the minor injury), so he could well start the eighth.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Aug 17, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

I just don’t see them throwing him out there at 110 pitches (a non quick 7th = 18 pitches)

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOO JULIAN TAVAREZ NOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ive never been so happy about a lack of HD

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Aug 17, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve got Timmy, Edinson Volquez and Shawn Marcum starting in Fantasy today! Life is good!

I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused!

by PLUChris on Aug 17, 2008 12:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

volquez + johan for me

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Aug 17, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

johan, rj, vazquez

stupid RJ is ruinin it

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by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no pitchers going today. But yesterday I had Halladay, and the day before that, Cain and Liriano. So that was good.

by jcb9 on Aug 17, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

timmy is soooo off the rubber

when he throws, its awesome

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 12:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha. timmy high five’d imaginary congratulatory teammates.

Play Stonehenge!!!

by The Enchanter on Aug 17, 2008 12:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Manny,

continue being Manny.
That is all.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 12:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was an epic stretch by Norton there

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hmm…replay is needed.

by haverecords on Aug 17, 2008 12:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD ASS FACE JOHNSON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD girl’s name

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Omar’s still got it (on D, sometimes)

that was a quick inning, Tim might be able to start the 8th

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Super fast inning

What was that? 7 pitches?

He’s coming out for the 8th!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm... CG?

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think we'll see him in the 9th

Unless the 8th is just as fast as the 7th.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he can die

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SS of the future

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 17, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s some good pop from a defensive replacement.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 17, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i want to see freddie walk here

just 5 walks in his last 30 games..

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by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 12:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

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by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

does back to the dugout count?

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he walked earlier today :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok good

i wasnt here earlier.. ill take that. since hes been out of the lead off spot he hasnt walked as much even though he is getting really deep in the count.. im debating on if thats still good or not because he’s definitely raised his average

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by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he’s doing a better job of being effectively aggressive.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s walked 6 times this monthi including today, where are you getting those numbers from?

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 17, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 + today?

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by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has a walk in all 3 games this series, one was intentional.

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 17, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

last 30 days

5 non-intentional walks.. i didnt look at ibb’s

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by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad Bengie's good again

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 17, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hit and run

duh

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 17, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’d just be suicide

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suicide hit and run! (The Bengie’s-on-first play)

by wedge on Aug 17, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RUN BENGIE RUN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Take. Timmy. Out.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HE'S NOT MADE OF PORCELAIN, MAN.

But I dont’ think there’s any reason to take him out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bengie = speed

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Aug 17, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

a smart manager would do that

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just saw Bengie slide

and it occured to me: does he even need to slide? He’s going so slow, you’d think he could just stop.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you suck Rowand

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Boy, I hate missing Timmy day

because I didn’t know the game was on at NOON. WTF? How did he look?

by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2008 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's been good

a bit iffy on the control side, but he’s worked through it
you’ll probably still get one inning out of him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pretty standard timmy

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

situational ab fail

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Aug 17, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Swinging strikeouts are gamer strikeouts

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by groug on Aug 17, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i'd walk him

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

with 3 pitchers due up in the batting order after him, I’d walk him every time unless the bases were loaded.

by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 17, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I HATE THAT I MISSED THIS GAME

ARRRGHGHHHH why am I around for the crappy games but not here for these??

by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Out too late celebrating that big niner win last night?

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 17, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JOSH MORGAN FTW!?!?!!!!!1111!!!!!!1!!!1!!1

Blowout bitches! and for once that’s a good thing!

by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what in the hell is a life?

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by groug on Aug 17, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you have a life..

like you said it just revolves around timmy day.. nothing wrong with that

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Timmy-day Radiohead conflict...

Next Friday in SF. What to do?

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

might I introduce

you to the ‘boxscore’

by haverecords on Aug 17, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh I come here first

I like the community’s take. Box scores can be deceiving.

Smartass (jokez)

by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was actually something of an impressive HR, as he was a little off balance on it, yet still had the drive to hit out (line drive shot).

by haverecords on Aug 17, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah but what has he done for us recently?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FREE JOSE CASTILLO

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by groug on Aug 17, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

would not take him

even for free

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 17, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TIM

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i hate all 0-2 to 3-2

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NEVER DOUBT THE TIM

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by groug on Aug 17, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

102 pitches in the 8th inning?

Wow, I think this guy is pretty good.

by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Controversial Statement!

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah. then it’d be contROveRsialllllll STATEmenT

by haverecords on Aug 17, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s with a 20 pitch 1st and 20 pitch 2nd

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD NORTON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

timmy's got a nice little grin going

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 12:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tim to the Braves

WHY SO SERIOUS?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it me is our defense actually good with this lineup?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it is pretty good

other than the outfield arms, of course.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

where did that pitch miss

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TIM

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Atlanta announcer

just used Zito as proof that the giants have solid starting pitching….

by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

might I suggest a trade, then? How about we take Struggling Francouer for Zito straight up.

by haverecords on Aug 17, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wtf

was he like “AND THIS GUY’S THEIR FOURTH STARTER!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah. and him too

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He wouldn't get $126 million if he sucked

I mean, what franchise would be stupid enough to do that?

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by groug on Aug 17, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

only one

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

only one had the cash, and is that stupid.
Stupid certainly applies to Houston, and the Nats. And Seattle under Bavasi, might add the pads too.

by haverecords on Aug 17, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Seattle’s payroll is pretty close to ours.

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by groug on Aug 17, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the pads are run on the cheap

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh oh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pull him

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Aug 17, 2008 1:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

crap

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ok, take him out.

fuck you, Chipper.

I have images of a 3 run HR off Taschner though :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think we all do

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by groug on Aug 17, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This could get ugly

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This could will most assuredly get ugly

by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ARGH

should be strike thru

by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice game, Tim

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dang

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Aug 17, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God damnit

anyone who thinks those 2 runners aren’t scoring hasn’t been watching the games lately. ARRRGGHHHHH EFF YOU BOCHEY@@!!!@!#%!q

by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No Walker. No Walker. No Walker.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

saving Walker for McCann

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

isn’t McCann a left handed hitter?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s gotta learn to get lefties out sometime!

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by groug on Aug 17, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whew

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 17, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

About time.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 quality pitches, make it 3

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2008 1:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SPECIAL AGENT

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL they have Yabu warming up in case Taschner blows this

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

  I’m sitting here rocking back and forth and holding my breath….

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If you hold your breath long enough, you’ll pass out and thereby avoid watching the Giants bullpen.

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by groug on Aug 17, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that thought did cross my mind, but the word “fuck” came out, thereby causing another breath

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jack Taschner sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ATL fans:

Ohhh what?? Theres a game going on? Wheres the chop music?

by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Situation: Giants Bullpen

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 17, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Remember when Taschner wasn’t allowing inherited runners to score?

I miss that.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 17, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sabean should have sold high

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 17, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I HATE YOU JACK TRASHNER

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn

can our bullpen get 1 out

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

poor timmy

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh look, here’s Bochy out to make double switch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ruin’s Timmy’s ERA

by BigO on Aug 17, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DOUBLE SWITCH

Bochy’s heart is swelling.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 17, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW WHO SAW THAT COMING????

OMGZ SO TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE. FUCK YOU BRUCE BOCHEY, GDIAF.

Thanks for inflating Tim’s ERA you goddamn asshole

by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

chill out man

We’re all mad at Taschner, but taking Lincecum out there was the right move.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES

BUT MY IRRATIONAL HATRED MUST BE DIRECTED AT SOMEONE, DAMNIT.

by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jack Taschner

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess

GDIAF, BULLPEN (except Wilson)

by bondslegend on Aug 17, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was a dumb pitch, tasch

51-70

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 17, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder how many of Tim’s earned runs have been allowed to score by the bullpen

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i wouldnt be surprised

if it was something crazy like 35%

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

None of the 2 strikes pitches Taschner threw were very good

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He had an open base!

He wasn’t afraid to walk him

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 17, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's a good thing on day's that Tim pitches

that the game ends when he comes off the mound.
Off to watch something else.

by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 17, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Flog the entire bullpen.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 17, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Never fear, it's Wilson time

Photobucket

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 17, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol i don't understand what this gif is about.. or where it's from

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 17, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we all don’t, we all don’t

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

originally from jesus camp…minus the dinosaurs and flashing lights

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Aug 17, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ooooohhh

exterme chirsitian kids

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the nth time, I am sure

What is the story behind this gif?

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s a firefly reference

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh?

I don’t get it…

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you didn’t watch the episode with Raptor Jesus?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for serious

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by groug on Aug 17, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't watch the episode with anything

I did see the movie and thought, glad I missed the show. But now that I have a reference, I will look it up. Thanks!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

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by groug on Aug 17, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s actually one of the best episodes, imo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There were only 15 episodes?

That would partly explain why I never saw it. I really don’t watch TV much at all. I mainly just download the shows that I like…all three of em.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bah

I know Firefly, but I don’t know what that ish is.

/blows raspeberry

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy crap, you missed that episode? Man, you ought to go find it, it’s amazing. Some of the best Jayne-moments of the whole series. And the Kaylee-Simon almost kiss is such a tease.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what’s this gif got to do with Jaynestown?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol, christianity.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 17, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was so predictable. Should have just brought Wilson in.

Taschner SUCKS vs lefties. Yes, not this year. But lately he has gone back to career norms of sucking against them.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 17, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh look, it’s bad Wilson.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL @ that…

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 17, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SITUATION OH GOD WHAT NOW

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by groug on Aug 17, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bases loaded with Mr. Control?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but isn’t it almost impossible to walk Francouer?

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 17, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need help doctor...

…I keep having this recurring nightmare….

by Merope on Aug 17, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wilson hates having a margin for error.

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Aug 17, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thank Lincecum.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I never doubted for a second.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 17, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wilson is savior

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

just like dino-jesus

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love you Brian

by timmeh on Aug 17, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Timmy “BOO YEAH!!!!!!!!”

by Hobbes2d on Aug 17, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the radio scares me.

whenever i hear the sound of the bat hitting the ball with tim’s win on the line… breath held =X

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 17, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WILSON!

well done.

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Aug 17, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If I was Tim, I would be pissed about that run scoring

What was his ERA before that?

51-70

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 17, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2.55, i think

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Aug 17, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it only rose his ERA .05

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lincecum takes the NL era lead by .01

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Aug 17, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lick my ace Peavy!

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Aug 17, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well he probably, you know, shouldn’t have allowed the baserunners, then.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tim was pumped

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rohlinger could use a hit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That works too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed

51-70

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 17, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

all right

let’s get that run, Richie!

by BigO on Aug 17, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vizquel bunt in 3, 2…

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Aug 17, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aurilia sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol Carlyle

what a dumbass

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CarLOL

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by groug on Aug 17, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

carlole

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Aug 17, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I;m not your buddy, guy

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

im not your guy, friend

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Aug 17, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not your friend, pal

51-70

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 17, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, wait

whoops

51-70

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 17, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was Burriss’s homerun swing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Has Wilson done this multi-inning business yet this year?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Willie’s been getting alot of ground balls lately…

by bgunn on Aug 17, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

man, gamecast is embarrassing this umpire

2 of the 3 called balls show up as right down the middle.

by joe t on Aug 17, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope Wilson doesn’t only have 3 outs in him.

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FINISH HIM!

by rotorueter on Aug 17, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BLANCNO

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Aug 17, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe in Brian Wilson.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

w00t!

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So maybe Wilson pitches for 2 inning saves from now on

by CB30 on Aug 17, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOHOO 13-3

FUCK BRANDON WEBB, I still believe in Lincecums Cy young chances!

by superk1ng on Aug 17, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the shutout would've helped

(obviously)…but as of now his ERA’s at something like 2.60 to Peavy’s 2.61, for the league lead.

by ExcuseMeSwing on Aug 17, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i figure that if he gets to some arbitrary Win total, his Cy Chances improve greatly. it may be 15 wins, maybe 16.

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Aug 17, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the key

is going to be many pitchers in the running. If it is a two person race, Webb wins easily. If there are five guys with legitimate chances it will get murkier and Tim’s Ks/ERA/Team may influence the voters.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 17, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wilson is good

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DANCE DANCE DANCE

13-3
33

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Aug 17, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 17, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DANCE

51-70

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 17, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

for that other Bay Area team

that think their young pitchers are better than ours.. Gio Gonzalez already 6 ER in 2+ innings

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I still think Gio’s going to be good. The White Sox can do dirty things like that to a youngster.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The A’s have a lot of talent, but none of their young pitchers are as good as Lincecum or Cain.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 17, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d love their young hitters though.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly, deeper than the Giants but nothing like those two.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 17, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think i would take mad bum

over their young starters though.. although i dont know about the guy they got from the dominican yet

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 17, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

While on the Cy Young topic...

Santana threw a three hit shutout with 7 strike outs and no walks. So don’t be forgetting about him.

by cheno on Aug 17, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

11-7 = no Cy Young (and his other stats aren’t really deserving either when compared to Tim, Webb, Haren, etc.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 18, 2008 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum = raw

by Mr. Clutch on Aug 17, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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