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by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 15, 2008 12:52 PM PDT
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Time to haze the new guy!
I’ll get the goat!
by Natto on Aug 15, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Isn’t that who Natto got?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 15, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll go find my gimpsuit….
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just make sure the rook doesn’t forget our luggage!
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I grew up in a Beaver-loving* household, so you have one strike with me already.
*No, not that kind of beaver, you sickos.
by KCE on Aug 15, 2008 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My family loved that kind of beaver. But they’re hard to catch in their damn damns and all, so we didn’t get to have beaver night as often as we would have liked.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I grew up in an OSU Beaver-loving household as well
Back when they had the nice beaver, not the mean beaver.
Then I got to the age where I liked that other kind of beaver, and I ended up marrying a woman whose last name is Beaver, so I guess I’m kind of a beaverholic.
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
by hairball on Aug 15, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So many…potential…jokes….
*brain explodes
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 15, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, I just had it stuffed
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 15, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think a good rule of thumb is that we’re not an “inside” group so much as we just don’t tolerate dicks.
So, you know, don’t be a dick. Don’t be offended when somebody doesn’t agree with you… it’s the internet… it happens. And have a good time.
Honestly, I can’t think of anything else anybody has to do to be accepted around here.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dick
hehe ;)
Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.
by GiantsFanInExile on Aug 15, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are those the people who are anti-Beaver, or pro-Beaver?
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!
by BruteSentiment on Aug 15, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And make sure you got good gramer.
Here's to Kemp, Loney, LaRoche, Hu, and Kershaw not panning out.
by Woody Wins on Aug 15, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aaron Growand
Gramer!
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
by hairball on Aug 15, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, I can’t think of anything else anybody has to do to be accepted around here.
Wait, what? Grant made me pay a one time $25 McC activation fee.
by xanthan on Aug 15, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
one time?
he told me it was a yearly subscription thing?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Technically, you’re supposed to pay that to all the mods. Since you didn’t seem to know, I won’t ban you immediately… but let’s just say you’re on a 5-day long probabtion period during which I better get my scrilla.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I paid only 25 cents for the first month!
/Playboy TV radio-ad joke
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 15, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Besides hate the Dodgers, you mean?
Oh, and KoD, you do have some fellow Ducks backers around here. I think PacBellBoozer and BaronVonCurrentEvents, to name two.
The All-Father is now...umm...a Grizzly. But he was a Giant for a while.
by EliminateMe on Aug 15, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup, yup...many a duck lovers 'round these parts.
And I’m going to take this opportunity to throw a little Duck-Porn up on here.
Oh my god that felt good. Someone gimme a ciggy.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
'sup booz
as soon as i saw U of O, i said “oh man, i hope booz is online today”. hope all is well pal. go ducks!!! “F” USC.
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What’s up dude…why you been such a stranger of late? I mean I know you’re a rock star and everything….but ya.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
check out the myspace, all original shit. shows to come soon. and yeah i know, joined a mens softball team, plus the rock star life style and that whole work thing. and then i have to see the wife every once in a while. just living the american dream of over indulgence
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuckin’ A right.
Though if I get into Stanford…what in the world will I do?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
probably
make a good future and living for yourself, go onto be a white collared conservative, run on the mcclintock for govenor ticket 2030, invest in oil futures, and screw the poor and underpriviledged.
or something completely different
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No no no, the degree from Stanford will faciliate my plan to take over the world. I meant what will I do about my college sports fandom while completing the degree at Stanford.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah my mistake
well the trees aren’t half bad at, well, um…academia
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble in the trees
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice
here we go again i guess.
the maples want more sunlight, and oaks ignore their pleas
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you could always just get hammered...
and run around in a tree suit
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Aug 15, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Though if I get into Stanford…what in the world will I do?
Be Flem’s next broadcast partner?
by bgunn on Aug 15, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But what about Jon?!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh come now baron
i think you can handle both of them, can’t you?
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are they dying? Because then I would die.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
isn’t that why Flem is always red in the face? incidentally one of the better nicknames you will find if you say with the proper amount of phlegm in your throat.
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’ll still support the Ducks because it’s the right thing to do!
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The moral obligation is clear.
Besides San Jose State is looking like it would be better for me anyway as I could still keep doing all my side projects and important sportswriting stuff. At Stanford it would be more like | | you know? With me inside the little box there.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do they have a really good chess team or something?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 16, 2008 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno...
That’s my celebratory gameday thread image for when Dennis Dixon and Jonathan Stewart run circles ’round the defense on their way to a 465 yd. rushing day.
I’ve titled it…Checkmate, Bitches!
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 16, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that makes sense and I was confused
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 16, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My brother’s transferring to UofO theoretically this year, so I suppose I’ll be a Ducks supporter from afar~
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 15, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a good look for you
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I HATE the Dodgers, son't you worry.
I’m 20, been a Giants fan since birth. Season ticket holder since 3.
Autzen was the first stadium to start calling black people "African Americans", ... instead of colored people. A true trailblazer.
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 15, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when i read “Oh, i hate…” all i heard was Elmer Fudd saying “i hate that waskawy wabbit”
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good call.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, I can’t think of anything else anybody has to do to be accepted around here.
Don’t they have to disagree with Rainman?
Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???
by oldrips on Aug 15, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
If these people will accept me, they’ll accept anybody.
Only 855 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 15, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're a Duck, so you're all cool in my book.
Should a Sharks vs. Jets battle break out…COUNT ME IN! I’ll gladly throw down and put them Beavers back from whence they came.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hey!!!
when did menudo get back together?
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome
I live in Eugene also. Too damn hot right now though.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Aug 15, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I read that as “I live in Eugenio also.”
by jcb9 on Aug 15, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That when you know you’ve spent too much time on the internet reading a Giants website.
by xanthan on Aug 15, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alex HENshaw!
Wait…we’re not playing this anymore?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 15, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’ve all got a little Eugenio in us and he’s got a little of us in him
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 15, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've touched Eugenio...
and I’m pretty sure he’s touched me.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Aug 15, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, you must be bored because I just saw this same post on Niners Nation…and Golden State of Mind.
by KCE on Aug 15, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So the dude’s a little lazy and is a big fan of the copy paste. Get off his nuts man…he’s a Duck!
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Extremely lazy
Autzen was the first stadium to start calling black people "African Americans", ... instead of colored people. A true trailblazer.
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 15, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently they’re all “very inside groups”."
by KCE on Aug 15, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
niners fan, warriors fan, giants fan
and lives in oregon….hey about them sharks!!!!!
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome
I just hope things turn out better here for you than they did for KingofDucks1977. Although he should be getting out of prison soon.
I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen. - Bob Lemon, 1981
by Lyle on Aug 15, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
did he
ever get that bar of soap removed?
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
from THERE?
I don’t think so.
I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen. - Bob Lemon, 1981
by Lyle on Aug 15, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it was hard enough just to get it in, in the first place..
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I have to say that it’s not looking good. I’d hate to have to think that I have to buy another bar of jumbo soap.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there’s a lot of inside joking/memes that go on here. after you’re here awhile you’ll pick them up. browse the site. gameday threads are where a lot of those things start. sometimes we go crazy with giddiness (e.g., the Rohlinger fanpost).
welcome aboard. seatbelts and helmets are recommended.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We should endeavor to list them all
I’ll start
109
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 15, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3rd best ______ at best!!!
Looks shopped
by xanthan on Aug 15, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STEVE HOLM!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 15, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SITUATION [reliever]
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 15, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the obligatory
“Matt Cain sucks today” when he’s dealing. That throws a lot of newbies.
The All-Father is now...umm...a Grizzly. But he was a Giant for a while.
by EliminateMe on Aug 15, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Throw strikes [giants pitcher] !
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 15, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rock head / Zardoz / Biggest head & smallest brain
LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES!!!!!
RELIEVERS MUST HAVE DEFINED ROLES!!!!
by jcb9 on Aug 15, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i admit to not grasping that 1 100%
is is cuz saying the dude’s name is bad mojo? or b/c non-strike-throwing is ubiquitous up and down the rotation?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 15, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've always taken it as this
b/c non-strike-throwing is ubiquitous up and down the rotation?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 15, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when someone hits into a DP
“someone” – San Francisco Giant
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN
by zenbitz on Aug 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And in the bullpen too.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 15, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
never forget!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 15, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another one...
When in doubt, toss up an lol-cat, or a doctored image of Sabean with a relevant thought bubble.
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
by hairball on Aug 15, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and watch for the rickrolls. bruTAL.
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Aug 15, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need to build
a site like this to track all of our different memes.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 15, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking of starting a Giants-Wiki...
…maybe we could have a McCovey Memes page on that?
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!
by BruteSentiment on Aug 15, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy crap this is a gold mine of memories and goodies, well done internet
by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 16, 2008 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
common references:
LOLCats
Failblog
Joss Whedon
Pokemon (apparently)
Fire Joe Morgan
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 15, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Normally you'd post a fanpost with a topic
Be grammatically correct.
Don’t type in all caps.
Don’t use filler in your fanpost.
Bow down at the altar of Tim Lincecum, of which a smaller home version can be purchased for $14.99.
That’s about it, and you’ll probably be taken seriously. Unless you’re like Goofus and post about poo 5/6 of the time.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 15, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We also need to let the rook know that Matt Cain is the third best pitcher on our squad….
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AT BEST!
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of grammar
i noticed some people are 100% correct all the time with periods and capitalizing and stuff. is that how its supposed to be and im just lazy? im just used to typing on aim or facebook.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Aug 15, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, you are lazy.
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums
by igotnothing on Aug 15, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe this will answer your question.
The All-Father is now...umm...a Grizzly. But he was a Giant for a while.
by EliminateMe on Aug 15, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
depending on my mood, I don't capitalize or use periods
And I’m cool with it.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 15, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i’m not cool with it
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 15, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Personally, I’m old and can’t help it, so I capitalize and punctuate and try to write coherently and stuff.
I do think it is slightly-but-undeniably harder to read anything that’s not “100% correct,” and thus I’m a lot more likely to skip over such posts. But maybe that’s just because I’m old.
by Evan on Aug 15, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I could see that.
I bet, maybe even subconsciously, people don’t read posts that don’t look good. I might as well try this out.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Aug 15, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyways, if there is anything I should know, please let me know.
1. We make fun of people who use words like “anyways.”
2. We also make fun of people who don’t.
3. Seventy-five words isn’t that hard. No padding.
4. Use “reply to.”
5. No cussin’.
6. There’s a trade we don’t talk about. You’re going to have to figure out which one.
7. The “AT BEST!” joke is over. Don’t try it.
8. Zooperstars will be over in about 48 hours, so act quickly if you want in.
9. Don’t piss off Josh from Hollywood.
10. There are certain things you can only know if you were the starting center fielder on a College World Series team.
by Evan on Aug 15, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
8. Zooperstars will be over in about 48 hours, so act quickly if you want in.
Low blow.
by xanthan on Aug 15, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't really care for Zooperstars
There I said it.
by Natto on Aug 15, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I KNEW IT!!!!!
Only 855 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 15, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just enjoy thinking of players who wouldn’t have to change their names.
Ray DurHam.
Paul Byrd.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol Pablo Sanddollar.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pablo Pandaval
Or did someone do that one already?
The All-Father is now...umm...a Grizzly. But he was a Giant for a while.
by EliminateMe on Aug 15, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
t'was done yesterday
as good as it is, I was partial to my Pablo Sandnarwhal
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 15, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1, liked that one too
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Aug 15, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
StingRay Durham might be more fun
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 15, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is john Bow-wow-ker taken already?
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve never heard of a paul. Does it live in the Australian outback?
by Natto on Aug 15, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something Byrd… picthes for the Indians. Whatever his name is.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 15, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Naeh
Youh thinking uv a “poual”
/funny Australian accent
Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com
by leftymalo on Aug 15, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Evan is just a hater.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just like to get out in front of the inevitable backlash.
by Evan on Aug 15, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
which reminds me:
11. You can never have too many “That’s what she said!” jokes.
by Evan on Aug 15, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone explain the yum rocket, I don’t think I’ve ever seen the original source or reference.
Imma n3Wb.
by xanthan on Aug 15, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s the horrible, horrible catchphrase of a Subway ad that airs constantly during games.
by jcb9 on Aug 15, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Subway commercial
refers to their “sandwiches” as “foot-long yum rockets.”
Gross.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 15, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the company that used Jared for like a decade.
by jcb9 on Aug 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But look at how big his jeans used to be!
by xanthan on Aug 15, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was fairly brilliant, though. Americans NEED fad diets to live. Those, and easy food. Subway gave them both.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They'
Only 855 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 15, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
re still using Jared
Oops. But danged if I was going to waste that first post.
Only 855 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Aug 15, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like I said it sounds like a BJ gone terribly wrong.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worse.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've thought about this for a bit
What is worse than teeth?
Unless you are talking a BJ from the creature in Alien. Acid saliva would not be a good thing.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 15, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad for both parties involved. Think of the problems of a 12 inch…apparatus.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would take 12 of me to even begin to comtemplate!
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 15, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Technically, it’s not teeth that are the problem. It’s applied pressure.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the bleeding that happens the next morning. WORST FEW SECONDS OF MY LIFE!
by chilibean_3 on Aug 15, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awww, man, why you gotta say it like it’s a bad thing?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like BJ gone terribly right to me.
You can only order the six inch from most stores, though.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
>>like a BJ gone terribly wrong
also known as an AJ
Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com
by leftymalo on Aug 15, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
winner
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao, still eww
McC, promise never to go off on a tangent involving Jarod from subway, AJ Pierzizizznski, alien acid drool, 12inch dongs, and bloody teethy BJs ever again plz. thx.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 16, 2008 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tying the numbering together with the in-joke — nice.
by Evan on Aug 15, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
13. There was no World Series in 2002. It was cancelled for reasons no one can remember.
The All-Father is now...umm...a Grizzly. But he was a Giant for a while.
by EliminateMe on Aug 15, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Extreme tragedy.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s funny how often that happens to the Giants. The World Series never got played in 1989 – the NLCS stopped about 6 games in in 1997, they pulled the plug on the NLDS in 2000 after J.T. Snow tied game 2 with that three-run homer in the ninth…
by jcb9 on Aug 15, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember that 2000 game
Shawn Estes slid perfectly into 2nd base and didn’t mess up his ankle.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 15, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was there a pennant winner in the NL West in 1993?
No- I don’t think there was…
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
by hairball on Aug 15, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't forget
jose cruz jr. broke his ankle the inning before he was suppose to drop the flyball and we put eddie, the dog from frasier, in right field and he made a spectacular diving catch.
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Rule 5
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 15, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He meant
5. No (kissin’) cussin’s.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 15, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m originally from West Virginia, so I’m exempt from this rule.
by xanthan on Aug 15, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cussin’ ain’t allowed, but swearing and cursing and profanity is allowed.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m fucked if Rule 5 is official.
D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 15, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry
I’m sure someone will claim you.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 15, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Though seriously, I think the unofficial rule is to try not to use profanity in fanposts/Grant posts, but it’s okay in the gameday threads.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 15, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This rule is known as the “Walker Exemption”. (Formerly known as the Tomko Exemption, the Benitez Exemption, and the Zito Exemption.)
The All-Father is now...umm...a Grizzly. But he was a Giant for a while.
by EliminateMe on Aug 15, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Either that or we'll accidentally DFA her.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 15, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
absofuckinglutely
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 15, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck
I do like asparagus
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 15, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s totally me when I go to the produce section or the farmer’s market.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 16, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rule 7 is more like a Guideline than an actual rule...
….
….
….
AT BEST!
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!
by BruteSentiment on Aug 15, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RULE #7 SOULD BE RULE #3
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Aug 15, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As PBP said
You’re a Duck fan and a fan of the (good) Bay Area teams, so you’re in.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You have to bring donuts on Fridays.
by Dan from NM on Aug 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
we really need an noobie orientation guide.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ve been on IRC channels that actually do that. Similar to a top 10 list of do’s and don’ts.
Usually common sense is a good thing.
by Merope on Aug 15, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There’s that wiki tht explains some of the in-jokes, but it’s really out of date (talks about Vizcaino and Linden) and nobody knows where it is.
by jcb9 on Aug 15, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://bluwiki.com/go/McCoveyChronicles
i love how felipe alou got ravaged by spambots
by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 16, 2008 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kidnapping an adoptee is unacceptable
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums
by igotnothing on Aug 15, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
adoption rules
that’s a whole different section of the primer
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to this post, you used to be this guy and then you changed your name.
So, uh…that was my entire point.
75 75 75 75 75 75 75
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 15, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well, shit
he ain’t that new.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I am impressed.
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on Aug 15, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
note to self
do not fuck with Agent Groug
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 15, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also important for n00bs
groug is a ninja.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 15, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By the time you see me, it’s already too late.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 15, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH BITE ME.
Your ninja powers ain’t got nuthin on my pirate powers!
PIRATES RULE 4EVER, YO!
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh please robots kick both your butts every day.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
vikings
own everything.
BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Aug 15, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
groud ain’t nothin’ to fuck with!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
groug too
Unless he changed his name to groud and is trying to pass it off as a new persona!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hi guys
I’m new here, is there anything I should know to fit in?
by groud on Aug 15, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy fucking shit
rule 5 violation, throws $.25 in Swear Jar
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 15, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums
by igotnothing on Aug 15, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh the lulz
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 15, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
rofl
Well played.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just stay away from groug. He’s smelly and mean.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE'S A WITCH!
BURN HIM!
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 15, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mod confirmed. He’s definitely the same guy.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Duck fans
are only allowed to post if their posts are accompanied by pictures of their cheer squad.
Go Bears!
Hector Sanchez: really getting tired of playing baseball in foreign countries...
by tedfordfan on Aug 15, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Autzen was the first stadium to start calling black people "African Americans", ... instead of colored people. A true trailblazer.
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 15, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i am officially
a ducks fan. quack, quack!!! they don’t use their arms to signify ducks quacking like those idiots in atlanta did with the chop do they?
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Autzen was the first stadium to start calling black people "African Americans", ... instead of colored people. A true trailblazer.
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 15, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*sigh*
I love Jonathan Stewart too!
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keep this type of posting up—-you’ll get out of the doghouse in no time.
by rotorueter on Aug 15, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok
Autzen was the first stadium to start calling black people "African Americans", ... instead of colored people. A true trailblazer.
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 15, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BAN
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Aug 16, 2008 2:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Epic B&!!!1
GO BEARS!
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Aug 17, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it me
or does she have a cesarean scar just below her bellybutton?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 15, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you ever seen ducks ?
I have never seen rougher fornication in my life. Makes a donkey-punch look like a love tap.
That said…..these girls need a good ducking. Er…well, yea, ducking.
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!
by BruteSentiment on Aug 15, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know if that picture is sexy, or just weird
What’s with the hair, and are they all rubbing their butts together?
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
by hairball on Aug 15, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure
why not?
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re not a fan of butt rubs?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What’s with the hair
Dude…have you ever been to Oregon. It’s called weather! I know that’s a foreign term down here in California.
In case you’re asking…and I know you’re not, but the Fog Bowl was the shizzzz-nit.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually i just thought they were sprayed down from getting jiggy wid it
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's see
i’ll take that one, that one, ooohh that one and that one. well my shopping here is done.
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sign Norwegian Heritage Day petition
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 15, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Welcome
You obviously have the right to whatever political beliefs and opinions you possess, but we aim to avoid the subject here as much as possible.
Other than that, I’d just say enjoy wasting hours at work/school/wherever joining us as we bitch incessantly about this silly baseball team.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hey, where’s the “any” key?
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Guys and Gals
Happy to be here
Autzen was the first stadium to start calling black people "African Americans", ... instead of colored people. A true trailblazer.
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 15, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice try, groug has already exposed you
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on Aug 15, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So why would you say you haven’t posted here before when you really had, just under a different name? Is it because you were such a jackhole before when you posted as “25” that we had to delete your posts?
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Aug 15, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
kenshin...
feels his BANNING finger twitchin’
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Aug 15, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t wait for tomorrow’s FanPost from Not Grant Pretending to Be Someone Else.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wait..
this isn’t grant? shit (oh shit, i just broke rule 5, damn i did it in the parenthesis again!!!).
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
new poster Grand
or Rant.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I already went with the above one because it’s already registered to the site. I suppose he could do something creative, though…
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
already = only
Weirdest typo of the day.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Rant should just be really angry and type in all caps.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BRAVO GROUG
I was wondering how long it would take someone to figure it out. I’m actually just changing my name. On every message board, I always use KingofDucks or KingofDucks1987. I used 25, thinking that it would only apply to McC. But now that I know that it goes for all of them, I changed it. I mainly wrote this post to see how people would respond to a Duck fan.
Autzen was the first stadium to start calling black people "African Americans", ... instead of colored people. A true trailblazer.
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 15, 2008 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
uh huh. and john edwards had an affair only when liz was in remission.
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey come on
as far as edwards knew that woman’s mouth could only talk!
by boonitez on Aug 15, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This may irreparably harm your long-term standing with the McCoven.
by rotorueter on Aug 15, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that sucks, and I’m bummed to hear that. I’m a diehard Giants fan and my family has had season tickets since I was 3. I hate the Dodgers and I’ve really enjoyed this group. If I’m not well liked, I’m sorry to hear that, but I still plan on posting and maybe I’ll be better liked. I was curious how you guys would treat a new member, and you guys were very cordial, until you realized I’d been here before.
Autzen was the first stadium to start calling black people "African Americans", ... instead of colored people. A true trailblazer.
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 15, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
this whole charade was disingenuous. You’re a liar, in other words.
Good day.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 15, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True
and for that, I apologize
Autzen was the first stadium to start calling black people "African Americans", ... instead of colored people. A true trailblazer.
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 15, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!
j/k, i got nop problems witcha. I can’t keep most people’s screen names straight anyway.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 15, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoops
nop=no
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 15, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude when Willy Wonka says that
i still get scared.
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 15, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I SAID GOOD DAY!
YOU GET NOTHING!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 15, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 15, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you STOLE fizzy lifting drink!
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 15, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They really did. Willy should have kicked Grandpa George in the nads and screamed, “NO CHOCOLATE FACTORY FOR YOU!!”
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 15, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Aug 15, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wonka only gave Charlie the factory because he proved that he could be his tool instead of Joe’s.
It’s really not a happy ending. It’s severely conflicted. Talk to me about it sometime.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 16, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BEST MUSICAL
ever.
BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Aug 15, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re a douche…and a DUCK….but mostly, you’re a douche!
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well you did already introduce yourself as a Duck fan and we were all pretty cool to you then. The recent rash of your asshattery has been disappointing.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I concur.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’ve got a lot to learn about changing your identity. How do you expect to keep the feds off your back when you make rookie mistakes like this?
by chilibean_3 on Aug 15, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
King of Ducks
Found in Berkeley!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/08/15/BANC12BJVF.DTL
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 15, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
faillink!
Missing Texas student wanted to ‘disappear’
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 15, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
Autzen was the first stadium to start calling black people "African Americans", ... instead of colored people. A true trailblazer.
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 15, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on Aug 15, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe I’m just stupid or ignorant, because I don’t know from college sports (hell, my alma mater’s closest thing to sports was the Anarchist Frisbee Club), but is there some special reason why we would react differently to an Oregon fan than to anyone else? Is the University of Oregon more hated than Hitler, Pol Pot, and Shane Victorino put together and I just didn’t notice?
Do not get.
by jcb9 on Aug 15, 2008 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pac 10 teams such as Stanford and Cal in the area=OMG RIVALRY? Though I only had one idiot Stanford fan giving me shit at the Oregon/Stanford game last year. He looked like I could snap him in half and I told him as such and he sat back down. Plus the fact that the Ducks had a big lead over the Cardinal at that point helped my cause to get Toothpick McDoucheface to STFU.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think about it this way...
If the dude came in here and started spewing this…
“OMG Pete Carrol and USC are the bestest eva”
or better yet,
“OMG Ty Willingham and the Fuskies are teh hotnessssssssss!!!!!!”
Wouldn’t you say he lacks some common sense and just a wee bit of credibility?!?
For the record, I’m not an alumni of Oregon either. My college sucked at sports, but I was born/raised in that great state north of us and have been/will always be a fan.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he had come here and started saying that, I would probably not think anything, ‘cause I don’t know who either of those guys are!
Actually, I did go to one college that had sports, come to think of it: DVC. But all I knew of their sports teams while I was there was that, in the school paper, someone wrote a letter to the editor demanding the school change from being the Vikings, because that means rape and pillage. I was only there for three semesters, anyway.
by jcb9 on Aug 15, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
at lot of people have some animosity towards the Ducks because of Phil Knight, Nike, and the seemingly endless stream of cash that the U of O athletic department has access to. I’m technically a student-athlete at the U of O, but it’s getting paid to play in the marching/pep band, so that kind of shows how much the athletic department can deal with. Oregon is one of only two free standing athletic departments in the country (i forget the second), that does not receive anything from the school itself. It functions like a business.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Aug 15, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t see that as a bad thing. Phil Knight also gives a lot of dough to Stanford as he got a degree from them as well.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a LOT of jealousy towards Oregon
Oregon gets as much money put into their program as anyone in the country and a lot of people bash them for it. I don’t see it as a bad thing, but we get plenty of flack for it.
Autzen was the first stadium to start calling black people "African Americans", ... instead of colored people. A true trailblazer.
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 15, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's because the football players have mini flat screen TVs in each of their lockers. the holy grail. or something like that.
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Aug 15, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's true, the facilities are ridic
Autzen was the first stadium to start calling black people "African Americans", ... instead of colored people. A true trailblazer.
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 15, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1NyaTVUhFQ&feature=related
Autzen was the first stadium to start calling black people "African Americans", ... instead of colored people. A true trailblazer.
by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 16, 2008 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So one university has a ridiculously wealthy benefactor. OMG they’re such bastards.
If I had the wealth Knight had, I’d sure as hell invest in my alma mater. As well in causes I support and love.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
see the map at this post
Wanna know how Wisconsinites think of this team?
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 15, 2008 5:34 PM EDT
we hate everybody!!!
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by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS THE BEST FANPOST EVER!!!!!
I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..
by lmaozedong on Aug 15, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Alt-exposing reference from elsewhere on the internets. Maybe two readers here will get it, but it was apropos enough to post…
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