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Isn’t that who Natto got?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on
Aug 15, 2008 1:40 PM PDT
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I’ll go find my gimpsuit….
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on
Aug 15, 2008 1:03 PM PDT
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Just make sure the rook doesn’t forget our luggage!
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on
Aug 15, 2008 1:19 PM PDT
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I grew up in a Beaver-loving* household, so you have one strike with me already.
*No, not that kind of beaver, you sickos.
by KCE on Aug 15, 2008 1:03 PM PDT 0 recs
My family loved that kind of beaver. But they’re hard to catch in their damn damns and all, so we didn’t get to have beaver night as often as we would have liked.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on
Aug 15, 2008 1:06 PM PDT
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I grew up in an OSU Beaver-loving household as well
Back when they had the nice beaver, not the mean beaver.
Then I got to the age where I liked that other kind of beaver, and I ended up marrying a woman whose last name is Beaver, so I guess I’m kind of a beaverholic.
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
by hairball on
Aug 15, 2008 2:05 PM PDT
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So many…potential…jokes….
*brain explodes
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on
Aug 15, 2008 2:07 PM PDT
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Thanks, I just had it stuffed
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on
Aug 15, 2008 2:13 PM PDT
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I think a good rule of thumb is that we’re not an “inside” group so much as we just don’t tolerate dicks.
So, you know, don’t be a dick. Don’t be offended when somebody doesn’t agree with you… it’s the internet… it happens. And have a good time.
Honestly, I can’t think of anything else anybody has to do to be accepted around here.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 1:05 PM PDT 0 recs
dick
hehe ;)
Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.
by GiantsFanInExile on
Aug 15, 2008 1:07 PM PDT
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Are those the people who are anti-Beaver, or pro-Beaver?
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!
by BruteSentiment on
Aug 15, 2008 4:45 PM PDT
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And make sure you got good gramer.
Here's to Kemp, Loney, LaRoche, Hu, and Kershaw not panning out.
by Woody Wins on
Aug 15, 2008 1:16 PM PDT
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Aaron Growand
Gramer!
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
by hairball on
Aug 15, 2008 2:06 PM PDT
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Honestly, I can’t think of anything else anybody has to do to be accepted around here.
Wait, what? Grant made me pay a one time $25 McC activation fee.
by xanthan on
Aug 15, 2008 1:08 PM PDT
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one time?
he told me it was a yearly subscription thing?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on
Aug 15, 2008 1:12 PM PDT
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Technically, you’re supposed to pay that to all the mods. Since you didn’t seem to know, I won’t ban you immediately… but let’s just say you’re on a 5-day long probabtion period during which I better get my scrilla.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on
Aug 15, 2008 1:14 PM PDT
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I paid only 25 cents for the first month!
/Playboy TV radio-ad joke
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on
Aug 15, 2008 1:53 PM PDT
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Besides hate the Dodgers, you mean?
Oh, and KoD, you do have some fellow Ducks backers around here. I think PacBellBoozer and BaronVonCurrentEvents, to name two.
The All-Father is now...umm...a Grizzly. But he was a Giant for a while.
by EliminateMe on
Aug 15, 2008 1:09 PM PDT
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Yup, yup...many a duck lovers 'round these parts.
And I’m going to take this opportunity to throw a little Duck-Porn up on here.





Oh my god that felt good. Someone gimme a ciggy.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on
Aug 15, 2008 1:19 PM PDT
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'sup booz
as soon as i saw U of O, i said “oh man, i hope booz is online today”. hope all is well pal. go ducks!!! “F” USC.
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on
Aug 15, 2008 1:25 PM PDT
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What’s up dude…why you been such a stranger of late? I mean I know you’re a rock star and everything….but ya.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on
Aug 15, 2008 2:53 PM PDT
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check out the myspace, all original shit. shows to come soon. and yeah i know, joined a mens softball team, plus the rock star life style and that whole work thing. and then i have to see the wife every once in a while. just living the american dream of over indulgence
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on
Aug 15, 2008 3:08 PM PDT
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Fuckin’ A right.
Though if I get into Stanford…what in the world will I do?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Aug 15, 2008 1:36 PM PDT
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probably
make a good future and living for yourself, go onto be a white collared conservative, run on the mcclintock for govenor ticket 2030, invest in oil futures, and screw the poor and underpriviledged.
or something completely different
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on
Aug 15, 2008 1:39 PM PDT
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No no no, the degree from Stanford will faciliate my plan to take over the world. I meant what will I do about my college sports fandom while completing the degree at Stanford.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Aug 15, 2008 1:52 PM PDT
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ah my mistake
well the trees aren’t half bad at, well, um…academia
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on
Aug 15, 2008 1:58 PM PDT
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There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble in the trees
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on
Aug 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT
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nice
here we go again i guess.
the maples want more sunlight, and oaks ignore their pleas
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on
Aug 15, 2008 2:05 PM PDT
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you could always just get hammered...
and run around in a tree suit
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on
Aug 15, 2008 4:52 PM PDT
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Though if I get into Stanford…what in the world will I do?
Be Flem’s next broadcast partner?
by bgunn on
Aug 15, 2008 2:12 PM PDT
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But what about Jon?!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Aug 15, 2008 2:21 PM PDT
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oh come now baron
i think you can handle both of them, can’t you?
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on
Aug 15, 2008 2:25 PM PDT
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Are they dying? Because then I would die.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Aug 15, 2008 2:28 PM PDT
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isn’t that why Flem is always red in the face? incidentally one of the better nicknames you will find if you say with the proper amount of phlegm in your throat.
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on
Aug 15, 2008 2:32 PM PDT
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You’ll still support the Ducks because it’s the right thing to do!
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on
Aug 15, 2008 2:53 PM PDT
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The moral obligation is clear.
Besides San Jose State is looking like it would be better for me anyway as I could still keep doing all my side projects and important sportswriting stuff. At Stanford it would be more like | | you know? With me inside the little box there.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Aug 15, 2008 3:02 PM PDT
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do they have a really good chess team or something?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on
Aug 16, 2008 8:53 AM PDT
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I dunno...
That’s my celebratory gameday thread image for when Dennis Dixon and Jonathan Stewart run circles ’round the defense on their way to a 465 yd. rushing day.
I’ve titled it…Checkmate, Bitches!
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on
Aug 16, 2008 1:18 PM PDT
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that makes sense and I was confused
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on
Aug 16, 2008 1:57 PM PDT
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My brother’s transferring to UofO theoretically this year, so I suppose I’ll be a Ducks supporter from afar~
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on
Aug 15, 2008 1:50 PM PDT
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It's a good look for you
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Aug 15, 2008 1:52 PM PDT
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Oh, I HATE the Dodgers, son't you worry.
I’m 20, been a Giants fan since birth. Season ticket holder since 3.
Autzen was the first stadium to start calling black people "African Americans", ... instead of colored people. A true trailblazer.
by KingofDucks1987 on
Aug 15, 2008 2:02 PM PDT
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when i read “Oh, i hate…” all i heard was Elmer Fudd saying “i hate that waskawy wabbit”
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on
Aug 15, 2008 2:47 PM PDT
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Good call.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Aug 15, 2008 1:34 PM PDT
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Honestly, I can’t think of anything else anybody has to do to be accepted around here.
Don’t they have to disagree with Rainman?
Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???
by oldrips on
Aug 15, 2008 2:28 PM PDT
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Seriously
If these people will accept me, they’ll accept anybody.
Only 855 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on
Aug 15, 2008 2:43 PM PDT
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You're a Duck, so you're all cool in my book.
Should a Sharks vs. Jets battle break out…COUNT ME IN! I’ll gladly throw down and put them Beavers back from whence they came.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 1:13 PM PDT 0 recs
hey!!!
when did menudo get back together?
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on
Aug 15, 2008 1:30 PM PDT
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Welcome
I live in Eugene also. Too damn hot right now though.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Aug 15, 2008 1:14 PM PDT 0 recs
That when you know you’ve spent too much time on the internet reading a Giants website.
by xanthan on
Aug 15, 2008 1:20 PM PDT
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Alex HENshaw!
Wait…we’re not playing this anymore?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on
Aug 15, 2008 1:21 PM PDT
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We’ve all got a little Eugenio in us and he’s got a little of us in him
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on
Aug 15, 2008 2:15 PM PDT
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I've touched Eugenio...
and I’m pretty sure he’s touched me.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on
Aug 15, 2008 4:53 PM PDT
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Wow, you must be bored because I just saw this same post on Niners Nation…and Golden State of Mind.
by KCE on Aug 15, 2008 1:16 PM PDT 0 recs
So the dude’s a little lazy and is a big fan of the copy paste. Get off his nuts man…he’s a Duck!
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on
Aug 15, 2008 1:23 PM PDT
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Extremely lazy
Autzen was the first stadium to start calling black people "African Americans", ... instead of colored people. A true trailblazer.
by KingofDucks1987 on
Aug 15, 2008 2:02 PM PDT
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niners fan, warriors fan, giants fan
and lives in oregon….hey about them sharks!!!!!
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on
Aug 15, 2008 1:43 PM PDT
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Welcome
I just hope things turn out better here for you than they did for KingofDucks1977. Although he should be getting out of prison soon.
I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen. - Bob Lemon, 1981
by Lyle on Aug 15, 2008 1:17 PM PDT 0 recs
did he
ever get that bar of soap removed?
www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com
by Cynema the Band on
Aug 15, 2008 1:30 PM PDT
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from THERE?
I don’t think so.
I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen. - Bob Lemon, 1981
by Lyle on
Aug 15, 2008 1:52 PM PDT
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Yeah, it was hard enough just to get it in, in the first place..
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on
Aug 15, 2008 2:08 PM PDT
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Well, I have to say that it’s not looking good. I’d hate to have to think that I have to buy another bar of jumbo soap.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on
Aug 15, 2008 2:25 PM PDT
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there’s a lot of inside joking/memes that go on here. after you’re here awhile you’ll pick them up. browse the site. gameday threads are where a lot of those things start. sometimes we go crazy with giddiness (e.g., the Rohlinger fanpost).
welcome aboard. seatbelts and helmets are recommended.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2008 1:18 PM PDT 0 recs
We should endeavor to list them all
I’ll start
109
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Aug 15, 2008 1:21 PM PDT
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STEVE HOLM!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on
Aug 15, 2008 1:24 PM PDT
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SITUATION [reliever]
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Aug 15, 2008 1:28 PM PDT
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And the obligatory
“Matt Cain sucks today” when he’s dealing. That throws a lot of newbies.
The All-Father is now...umm...a Grizzly. But he was a Giant for a while.
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Aug 15, 2008 1:51 PM PDT
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