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I've been reading this blog for a while, but have been reluctant to post since it seems like a very "inside" group. Anyways, if there is anything I should know, please let me know. I go to the University of Oregon, but I grew up in the bay area, so if you want to take any shots at Oregon, feel free but I will defend full-heartedly. Thanks, and go Ducks, Giants, 49ers, Warriors, and Sharks!

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Time to haze the new guy!

I’ll get the goat!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 15, 2008 12:57 PM PDT   0 recs

I’ll get Goofus.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 15, 2008 1:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Isn’t that who Natto got?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 15, 2008 1:40 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’ll go find my gimpsuit….

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 1:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Just make sure the rook doesn’t forget our luggage!

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 1:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I grew up in a Beaver-loving* household, so you have one strike with me already.

*No, not that kind of beaver, you sickos.

by KCE on Aug 15, 2008 1:03 PM PDT   0 recs

My family loved that kind of beaver. But they’re hard to catch in their damn damns and all, so we didn’t get to have beaver night as often as we would have liked.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 1:06 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I grew up in an OSU Beaver-loving household as well

Back when they had the nice beaver, not the mean beaver.

Then I got to the age where I liked that other kind of beaver, and I ended up marrying a woman whose last name is Beaver, so I guess I’m kind of a beaverholic.

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on Aug 15, 2008 2:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

So many…potential…jokes….

*brain explodes

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 15, 2008 2:07 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Thanks, I just had it stuffed

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 15, 2008 2:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I think a good rule of thumb is that we’re not an “inside” group so much as we just don’t tolerate dicks.

So, you know, don’t be a dick. Don’t be offended when somebody doesn’t agree with you… it’s the internet… it happens. And have a good time.

Honestly, I can’t think of anything else anybody has to do to be accepted around here.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 1:05 PM PDT   0 recs

dick

hehe ;)

Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.

by GiantsFanInExile on Aug 15, 2008 1:07 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Are those the people who are anti-Beaver, or pro-Beaver?

SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!

by BruteSentiment on Aug 15, 2008 4:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It helps to be a fan of Pokemon.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 15, 2008 1:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And make sure you got good gramer.

Here's to Kemp, Loney, LaRoche, Hu, and Kershaw not panning out.

by Woody Wins on Aug 15, 2008 1:16 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Aaron Growand

Gramer!

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on Aug 15, 2008 2:06 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Honestly, I can’t think of anything else anybody has to do to be accepted around here.

Wait, what? Grant made me pay a one time $25 McC activation fee.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 15, 2008 1:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

one time?

he told me it was a yearly subscription thing?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2008 1:12 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Technically, you’re supposed to pay that to all the mods. Since you didn’t seem to know, I won’t ban you immediately… but let’s just say you’re on a 5-day long probabtion period during which I better get my scrilla.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 1:14 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I paid only 25 cents for the first month!

/Playboy TV radio-ad joke

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 15, 2008 1:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Besides hate the Dodgers, you mean?

Oh, and KoD, you do have some fellow Ducks backers around here. I think PacBellBoozer and BaronVonCurrentEvents, to name two.

The All-Father is now...umm...a Grizzly. But he was a Giant for a while.

by EliminateMe on Aug 15, 2008 1:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yup, yup...many a duck lovers 'round these parts.

And I’m going to take this opportunity to throw a little Duck-Porn up on here.

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Oh my god that felt good. Someone gimme a ciggy.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 1:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

'sup booz

as soon as i saw U of O, i said “oh man, i hope booz is online today”. hope all is well pal. go ducks!!! “F” USC.

www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com

by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 1:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

What’s up dude…why you been such a stranger of late? I mean I know you’re a rock star and everything….but ya.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

check out the myspace, all original shit. shows to come soon. and yeah i know, joined a mens softball team, plus the rock star life style and that whole work thing. and then i have to see the wife every once in a while. just living the american dream of over indulgence

www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com

by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 3:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Fuckin’ A right.

Though if I get into Stanford…what in the world will I do?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

probably

make a good future and living for yourself, go onto be a white collared conservative, run on the mcclintock for govenor ticket 2030, invest in oil futures, and screw the poor and underpriviledged.

or something completely different

www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com

by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 1:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No no no, the degree from Stanford will faciliate my plan to take over the world. I meant what will I do about my college sports fandom while completing the degree at Stanford.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ah my mistake

well the trees aren’t half bad at, well, um…academia

www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com

by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 1:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

There is unrest in the forest

There is trouble in the trees

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

nice

here we go again i guess.

the maples want more sunlight, and oaks ignore their pleas

www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com

by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 2:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

you could always just get hammered...

and run around in a tree suit

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Aug 15, 2008 4:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Though if I get into Stanford…what in the world will I do?

Be Flem’s next broadcast partner?

by bgunn on Aug 15, 2008 2:12 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

But what about Jon?!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 2:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

oh come now baron

i think you can handle both of them, can’t you?

www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com

by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 2:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Are they dying? Because then I would die.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 2:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

isn’t that why Flem is always red in the face? incidentally one of the better nicknames you will find if you say with the proper amount of phlegm in your throat.

www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com

by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 2:32 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You’ll still support the Ducks because it’s the right thing to do!

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The moral obligation is clear.

Besides San Jose State is looking like it would be better for me anyway as I could still keep doing all my side projects and important sportswriting stuff. At Stanford it would be more like | | you know? With me inside the little box there.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 3:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I dunno...

That’s my celebratory gameday thread image for when Dennis Dixon and Jonathan Stewart run circles ’round the defense on their way to a 465 yd. rushing day.

I’ve titled it…Checkmate, Bitches!

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Aug 16, 2008 1:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

that makes sense and I was confused

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 16, 2008 1:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

My brother’s transferring to UofO theoretically this year, so I suppose I’ll be a Ducks supporter from afar~

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 15, 2008 1:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It's a good look for you

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh, I HATE the Dodgers, son't you worry.

I’m 20, been a Giants fan since birth. Season ticket holder since 3.

Autzen was the first stadium to start calling black people "African Americans", ... instead of colored people. A true trailblazer.

by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 15, 2008 2:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

when i read “Oh, i hate…” all i heard was Elmer Fudd saying “i hate that waskawy wabbit”

www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com

by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 2:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Good call.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 1:34 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Honestly, I can’t think of anything else anybody has to do to be accepted around here.

Don’t they have to disagree with Rainman?

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Aug 15, 2008 2:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Seriously

If these people will accept me, they’ll accept anybody.

Only 855 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Aug 15, 2008 2:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You're a Duck, so you're all cool in my book.

Should a Sharks vs. Jets battle break out…COUNT ME IN! I’ll gladly throw down and put them Beavers back from whence they came.

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Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 1:13 PM PDT   0 recs

hey!!!

when did menudo get back together?

www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com

by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 1:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Welcome

I live in Eugene also. Too damn hot right now though.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Aug 15, 2008 1:14 PM PDT   0 recs

I read that as “I live in Eugenio also.”

by jcb9 on Aug 15, 2008 1:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That when you know you’ve spent too much time on the internet reading a Giants website.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 15, 2008 1:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Alex HENshaw!

Wait…we’re not playing this anymore?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 15, 2008 1:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Save it for the next Gameday.

by rotorueter on Aug 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

We’ve all got a little Eugenio in us and he’s got a little of us in him

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Aug 15, 2008 2:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I've touched Eugenio...

and I’m pretty sure he’s touched me.

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Aug 15, 2008 4:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Wow, you must be bored because I just saw this same post on Niners Nation…and Golden State of Mind.

by KCE on Aug 15, 2008 1:16 PM PDT   0 recs

Word for word.

by robbgin on Aug 15, 2008 1:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

So the dude’s a little lazy and is a big fan of the copy paste. Get off his nuts man…he’s a Duck!

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Aug 15, 2008 1:23 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Extremely lazy

Autzen was the first stadium to start calling black people "African Americans", ... instead of colored people. A true trailblazer.

by KingofDucks1987 on Aug 15, 2008 2:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Apparently they’re all “very inside groups”."

by KCE on Aug 15, 2008 1:23 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

niners fan, warriors fan, giants fan

and lives in oregon….hey about them sharks!!!!!

www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com

by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 1:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Welcome

I just hope things turn out better here for you than they did for KingofDucks1977. Although he should be getting out of prison soon.

I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen. - Bob Lemon, 1981

by Lyle on Aug 15, 2008 1:17 PM PDT   0 recs

did he

ever get that bar of soap removed?

www.myspace.com/cynemamusic.com

by Cynema the Band on Aug 15, 2008 1:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

from THERE?

I don’t think so.

I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen. - Bob Lemon, 1981

by Lyle on Aug 15, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, it was hard enough just to get it in, in the first place..

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 2:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Well, I have to say that it’s not looking good. I’d hate to have to think that I have to buy another bar of jumbo soap.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 15, 2008 2:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

there’s a lot of inside joking/memes that go on here. after you’re here awhile you’ll pick them up. browse the site. gameday threads are where a lot of those things start. sometimes we go crazy with giddiness (e.g., the Rohlinger fanpost).

welcome aboard. seatbelts and helmets are recommended.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 15, 2008 1:18 PM PDT   0 recs

We should endeavor to list them all

I’ll start

109

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 15, 2008 1:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

3rd best ______ at best!!!
Looks shopped

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 15, 2008 1:23 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

STEVE HOLM!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 15, 2008 1:24 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

SITUATION [reliever]

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 15, 2008 1:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

DFA

Thighler
Polar Bear
Sweating Gravy

by jcb9 on Aug 15, 2008 1:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And the obligatory

“Matt Cain sucks today” when he’s dealing. That throws a lot of newbies.

The All-Father is now...umm...a Grizzly. But he was a Giant for a while.

by EliminateMe on Aug 15, 2008 1:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Throw strikes [giants pitcher] !

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

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