Baggerly says Posey is "A Done Deal"
Its for 7.5 million, I would have given him 126 million as long as we got him. This has been a good week and all it needs to be a great week is get rid of that low life piece of garbage we call a reliver tyler walker. 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75
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I think this link has been posted like 5 times today.
by xanthan on Aug 14, 2008 10:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THREAD HIJACK
Here are your choices:
Favorite Super Troopers lines
Favorite Phil Hartman-voiced Simpsons character
Open Olympics chatter
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 14, 2008 10:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you just meow?
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 14, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want a goddamn large,
I want a literacola
by bondslegend on Aug 14, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And that was the second time I got crabs!
I don’t want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o’ cola!
by xanthan on Aug 14, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHENANIGANS!
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 14, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Police Chief Grady: I’m sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.
Farva: It’s powdered sugar.
Police Chief Grady: The lice hate the sugar.
Farva: [deadpanning] It’s delicious.
by xanthan on Aug 14, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats easy for you to say, he's got a tiny little head.
He’s so bulgy, he’s like a moose.
Oh, bikers….I’m an idiot.
She could sue me…sue me sue me….
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Aug 14, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“You might remember me from such notable films as `Man Versus Nature: The Road To Victory` or `Dig Your Own Grave and Save`.”
by rotorueter on Aug 14, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are freaking out...
MAN…!
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 14, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
-“How are you feeling?”
-“Good enough to FUCK YOUR MOTHER!”
Troy McClure was just classic.
Taiwan’s top home run hitter tested positive for a banned substance. Whoopsie.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 14, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taiwan’s top home run hitter tested positive for a banned substance.
MSG?
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 14, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So delicious, so deadly.
No, the dude had something like 200 career homers in the CPBL, the league over there. OMG ROIDS.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 14, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN
by zenbitz on Aug 14, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“i know, ya got big brown lips”
“we also used blanks… you’re a sick motherfucker mack”
Lionel Hutz- “we have lots of hearsay and conjecture… those are kinds of evidence”
Rafael Rodriguez: Pretty young!
by BrianBokake on Aug 14, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta be Troy McClure, star of such home improvemnt videos as “How to Mothball Your Battleship”, and “Smoke Yourself Thin”. As well as starring in “The Half Ass Guide to Foundation Repair”
by tyrannoman on Aug 14, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lionel Hutz, because he combed his hair with a fork.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 14, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Troy McClure is great, but I’ll have to go with Lionel Hutz.
by Natto on Aug 14, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hutz ftw!
Rafael Rodriguez: Pretty young!
by BrianBokake on Aug 14, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no way Posey signed?!?!?!
why didn’t anybody mention this before?!?!?
by FluLikeSymptoms on Aug 14, 2008 10:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you hear Sandoval got called up?
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Aug 14, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum left the game early!
I hope he’s okay.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 14, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They sent Bocock down? Bout time!
by rotorueter on Aug 14, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But who's this E. Velez guy?
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 14, 2008 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have we found a trade partner for Durham, yet?
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 14, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fly By Night
Best Rush album…..EVER
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Aug 14, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Colonies split from Great Britain? How is George III taking it?
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 14, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
felix rodriguez?
only throws outside fastballs?
Rafael Rodriguez: Pretty young!
by BrianBokake on Aug 14, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am not particularly fond of jelly beans.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 14, 2008 10:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ARE YOU INSANE?
HAVE YOU EVER HAD JUICY PEAR?!?!? IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Aug 14, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you like black jelly beans ur a terrririst.
by xanthan on Aug 14, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe they prefer to be called Beans of Jelly of Color
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 14, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me either, but Jelly Belly beans are pretty decent.
Black jelly beans = worst thing ever.
by xanthan on Aug 14, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
all anise/fennel falvored things
are the work of the debbil
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 14, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you call?
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 14, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are all insane. I love black licorice, anise, fennel. Bah! See if I invite any of YOU over for dinner.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 14, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
only the chosen few appreciate ambrosia. For that is what black jelly beans are. The baseball Gawds made them black so the Heathen Dodger fans would be less likely to defile them.
/ nods nods
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 14, 2008 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
black jelly beans < black licorice
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 14, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t tell the difference. They both taste like aids.
by xanthan on Aug 14, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 14, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone has AIDS
My father (AIDS!)
My sister (AIDS!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades
Everyone has AIDS!
My grandma and my dog ‘ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
C’mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has
AIDS! x 20
by tyrannoman on Aug 14, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
personally, I prefer the Montage Song, that one is a classic
by FluLikeSymptoms on Aug 14, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love the montage song. I kinda wish the Giants’ hitters would’ve had a montage, and been good by the end.
by tyrannoman on Aug 14, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you eat Subway Jarod's friends?
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 14, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ehhhh
I’d have to go with buttered popcorn as worst ever.
However, the worst candy ever goes to what’s called a Dropje (pronounced dr-O-pee). It’s a Dutch candy that’s black licorice flavored and is very salty. Some of the nastiest crap you’ll ever eat.
That being said, these are the greatest thing known to man, courtesy of the Dutch.
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 14, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
French Fries with mayo. Bless the Dutch.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Aug 14, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta mix that mayo with ketchup & relish.
Wait… that’s Thousand Island
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 14, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't forget the vinegar!
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 14, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
I mean, agreed that it’s 1000 Island, but also agreed that it’s the perfect accompaniment to fries. God bless In-n-Out for doing fries “animal style.”
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 14, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
still need to try animal style fries
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 14, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went with a 4×4 animal style and a neopolitan shake one time. I swear I was having chest pains after that meal.
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 14, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm unsurprised. I'm having chest pains just reading that.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 14, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats just your body saying thank you
Rafael Rodriguez: Pretty young!
by BrianBokake on Aug 14, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I should have read down the thread before responding
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 14, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buttered Popcorn jelly beans = worst thing ever
All the psychos who think that disgusting shit is good can die.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 14, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DO THEY REALLY TASTE LIKE POPCORN
Or just some weird amalgamation of butt and jelly bean.
by xanthan on Aug 14, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they taste like burnt ass
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 14, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh… they are seriously awful.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 14, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It tastes like
buuuuuuuuurrrrning
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 14, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they taste like all that is evil in this world.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 14, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they taste like what you’d expect a Tommy Lasorda/Shane Victorino/Russell Martin/Scott Hairston jelly bean to taste like.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 14, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Makes me want to vomit already
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by SoFa King Mike on Aug 14, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And a dash of
Brad Ausmus
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 14, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
any else seen tropic thunder yet?
has some pretty good cameos, and robert downey jr. did his thing… the best thing i can say is jack black didn’t jackblackify this movie into terribleness. all in all i did laugh out loud more than any other movie i saw at the theater this year.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
by redhornet78 on Aug 14, 2008 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude, Cmon
This is totally off topic. We are trying to have a srs conversation here.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 14, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who's Posey?
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
by Skaldheim on Aug 14, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yea
who is this buster posey character?
by caincecum on Aug 14, 2008 3:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mmmm.... Parker Posey
OK, I swear, that’s the last time.
In 2008.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 14, 2008 4:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
come on Mayor, don’t limit yourself!! You know in the long, dark days of December after the winter meetings you’ll be reading some inane poster like myself and drop in a Parker Posey, then some other poster with an insane amount of time on thier hands will burrow through the archives and dig this out to use against you!
by tyrannoman on Aug 14, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See below, please.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 14, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point. That's where the next generation of "Opposition Researchers" are coming from.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 14, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
grrr, Reply Fail. That was replying to the Tyrannoman
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Aug 14, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From Schulman about an hour ago
Premature Posey-ing?
As John Shea writes in tomorrow’s paper, the Giants are hopeful they can sign first-round draft pick Buster Posey by tomorrow’s 9 p.m. PDT deadline.
However — as much as I hate to contradict my friend and colleague Andrew Baggarly at the Merc — two major-league sources have told me today it is categorically untrue that a) a deal with Posey was done, either verbally or on paper, and b) the Giants were prepared to give Posey $7.5 million.
At least that was the case as of late this afternoon.
If I get more info tonight, I’ll update the blog.
Posted By: Henry Schulman (Email) | Aug 14 at 09:27 PM
by KCE on Aug 14, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Houston, we have a problem.
If they are putting out the word this late in the game that they aren’t prepared to pay Posey his price, then this might not get done.
Meet my three little friends: Timmy, Dirty, and Cain
by Buck Henry on Aug 14, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh good
We haven’t had nearly enough panic around here.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 14, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d hate to not panic over this, but don’t teams and players usually deny media contract scoops, regardless of how true they are?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 14, 2008 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Posey will be signed. There is seriously nothing to worry about.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 14, 2008 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OBEY JPON
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 15, 2008 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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