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Rohlinger called up

Just heard on a Milwaukee, Wisconsin radio station that Ryan Rohlinger has been called up to the Giants and will be starting at 3rd base tonight against Houston.  Rohlinger had been rumored for the past couple weeks of a call up around here.  No word on whether Pablo went with.  I will find out!  I also don't know who got sent down but there were 2 open 40 man spots that he was placed on.

 

http://www.prepsonthenet.com/newsreader.aspx?article=1696

WEST BEND EAST GRAD TO START FOR MLB GIANTS TONIGHT
By JUDY STEFFES
judy@prepsonthenet.com

WEST BEND – West Bend High School graduate Ryan Rohlinger received a call at midnight Tuesday from the San Francisco Giants and will step into a starting spot tonight making his Major League Baseball debut against the Houston Astros.

Rohlinger, a 2002 graduate of West Bend East High School, was drafted in the 21st round in 2005 by the St. Louis Cardinals. After completing his senior season at the University of Oklahoma he was picked in the 6th round by the Giants in 2006.

SOLID GLOVE AT THE HOT CORNER

High school baseball coach Doug Gonring has been keeping his eye on Rohlinger ever since he played for him from 1999 – 2002. “Every morning, the first thing I check on the computer is how Ryan Rohlinger did and how Scott Roehl pitched for the Akron Aeros,” said Gonring of another former player who is on his way to the bigs.

According to the San Francisco Giants web site, the team’s corner position with Jose Castillo had been struggling, especially from the plate where the third baseman is hitting .105.
Gonring received the call about Rohlinger at 5:45 a.m. “I’ve just been on the phone the whole morning and the whole thing gives me goose bumps,” he said.

“Ryan is a very gifted ball player but his gifts were his intelligence; all his years being the youngest in the family pushed him to playing smart baseball when he was young,” said Gonring noting Rohlinger also has good patience.

“He doesn’t make mistakes running and he’s got a great glove.” Gonring said the one area Rohlinger needed to improve was in the field.

“Everything is good except he doesn’t throw the ball as well as he potentially could and that’s something he’ll have to work on. He has a good enough glove to do all that, it’s just how he uses his arm and with age that’ll come,” he said.

Rohlinger has a .296 batting average with seven home runs on the season.

The Giants are coming off a 12 – 4 loss against the Astros last night.

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Whoa!

Adios, el Rallykiller!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 8:47 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does this mean the Castle is being stormed? Count me in.

Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!

by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 8:50 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

please please please

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL

by Speedforthewin on Aug 13, 2008 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do want

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just talked to a close family friend of Rohlinger’s that said that he is indeed up and that he is going to be playing 3rd. Also said that the Giants plan on using Rohlinger at 2B and SS as well at times the remainder of the season.

Yip Cabbage

by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 8:57 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I would prefer that we just storm the castle, let him stay at third, and be done with it

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL

by Speedforthewin on Aug 13, 2008 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!!

Its not like Joe Castle is anything more then the tempary spare. Lets see is Rohlinger might do better with your cluster Fork shuffle.

/ gives Boulder Skull the stank eye.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Because after all, if a guy is having the first really impressive stretch of his career in 44 games at AA, then he’s probably ready for the majors. Right?

by Evan on Aug 13, 2008 8:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey they thought it was a good idea to stick him at third in ST when he hadn’t played a game above low-A. At least now there’s sort of a good reason to bring him up. Part of that being the absolutely abysmal shit they had there prior. And that’s taking into account that Aurilia has been actually pretty okay this year.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think it’s a big deal, and I’m looking forward to seeing him play. But I am a little amazed to see the Giants doubling down on their Bizarro World player-development strategy.

by Evan on Aug 13, 2008 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whart are you implying, sir?

That the Giants FO have a haphazard and random player development strategy? HOW DARE YOU!

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 13, 2008 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, of course

It worked well for Bocock Ortmeier Bowk Lincecum, so I’m sure it’ll work again.

Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!

by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Houston

Good place for him to make his debut, though… everyone gets to mash in that park.

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 9:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We probably

traded Aurilia for Rohlinger.

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would rule

Here’s hoping

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Survey says

Bowker

possible/hopeful: Castle DFAed, or Aurilia traded

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Bowker is down

Then why not bring up Ishi, an actual first baseman?

But yeah, Bowker could use a few weeks in the time-out corner.

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I appreciate Mr. Bowker.

He doesn’t need a time out, he needs a nap.

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Or just more time to work it out, but I’m okay with this…

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hopefully my wife!

on me!

/rimshot

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Aug 13, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rimshot? you’re into that?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE???????

:P

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Aug 13, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not judging. Just inquiring minds want to know…

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh crap… you beat me to it.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what she said!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what she said!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh god...

The merry-go-round continues. I just hope this means Rich is gone.

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 9:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What's the record

for most MLB debuts for a team in one season?

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 9:19 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If this is because Aurilia is traded or Jose is DFA

Then good. If this is ‘cause Bowker is sent down, then bad.

Not that sending Bowker down is the end of the world, but if you do that, bringing up Ishikawa makes more sense.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 9:19 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

but that would mean Richie gets less time at first.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed completely.

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The radio station in Milwaukee is reporting that Aurilia and Winn are close to being sent to the Tampa Rays. Also reporting that Bowker is close to being sent down and that Ryan Rohlinger, Pablo Sandoval and Travis Ishikawa are all being rumored to be heading up. Rohlinger is the only confirmed call-up as of right now.

Yip Cabbage

by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 9:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap!

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 13, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those two actually make some sense in Tampa. Rather interesting thought.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, they need infield depth and an outfielder.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is a ballclub that could use a little veteren savvy.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 13, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For great justice,

Trade off every Winn.

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT YOU SAY

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait a second...

Was it the Milwaukee radio station from “Happy Days”?

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am a little perplexed at how a Milwaukee radio station finds the time to update its listeners on Giants personnel moves in between talking about Brett Favre, Brett Favre, the Green Bay Packers and Brett Favre.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 13, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe I rubbed off my Giants interest on all those Milwaukee guys who were trying to get with me.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait

who rubbed who off now??

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For about three years I attracted several men from Milwaukee and I really can’t tell you why. At least I got a Prince Fielder signed ball out of it, and an interest in the Brewers as my second NL team. I’ve mentioned the boyfriend as my reason for liking the Brewers but there were others who were buzzing around too.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m thinking it was the Eau De Bratwurst perfume.

Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!

by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A while back, there was a gameday thread when someone from the Brewers site showed up and asked you to come join their gameday thread because you were the only girl they know. But I don’t think you were even around for that.

Some people attract jerks, some attract crazies…and some attract Brewer fans.

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really they did? I’m flattered. I thought I was just annoying them all with my noobish questions about Brewers prospects. I sort of took a hiatus from that project when my home life went to hell in a handbasket and I don’t know when I can resume caring more about sports than the other things in my life.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, if you search for “the only girl we know,” I bet it would come up.

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I found it. Now I feel bad because I was out that day. And I guess they think I’m pretty okay after all.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm…
Hmm…
Hmmm…

Yes Barron is a Good influence.
And can imamate Yogi rather well!

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG

THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit, that would automatically make this team like five times more interesting.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, please Sabean...Make a deal, we're dying here.

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 13, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Milwaukee radio

The center of the baseball world. Who would have guessed? This isn’t Bob Uecker being funny, is it?

Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!

by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The local station mid morning host is a former high school classmate of Ryan Rohlinger at West Bend High School and talks Rohlinger all the time. So it is pretty big news. I called the show and asked who he was going for and this is who he stated. take it for what it is but I have been told be 3 sources now that Rohlinger is forsure called up.

Yip Cabbage

by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cool!

And thanks for being at the right place at the right time! We need information from all places. Keep your ears open and eyes peeled. Metaphorically. Or whatever. But thanks!

Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!

by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

McAgents everywhere

We’ve got people deep, deep, deep undercover in places you wouldn’t believe. For your own safety, I probably should just leave at that.

Providing natural gas with every post

by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, absolutely:

Josh exploiting the soft underbelly of Hollywood; WalrusMan and Madtown Bomber cutting through the cheese in Wisconsin; Andy, Roger, and xanthan polling in the general DC area; Dan keeping a lid on pressure-packed Albuquerque and scoping out the Marlins’ prospects; rxmeister in NY, HondoHurricane in CT, and NearestNorwich in NJ, balancing our West coast bias; KidFresh protecting us from errant maple leaves; and GiantFanInSingapore laboring to gather info while most of us sleep. It’s a worldwide network of Giant goodness. And I’m very thankful.

Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!

by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't forget!

I’m taking care of making sure the Visalia Oaks don’t help the D-backs take over the universe.

STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 13, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wtf this is actually awesome. Are the Giants allowed to do awesome stuff?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thougth the PDC expresly forbids it...

Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!

by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or especially “expressly”. Woot. Giddy with the possibilities, and now I can’t type….

Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!

by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know the return shouldn’t be much, but i’m kind of excited (assuming this goes through) about getting something through the rays’ minor league system.

also, i emailed baggarly about this, so i’m hoping to hear some kind of update/confirmation

by ryanmiles on Aug 13, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SF could use some infielders and always can use some pitching

by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No offense or anything

But why would a Milwaukee station get the scoop on this before Tampa or SF? Or is this common, and I’m just an idiot?

STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 13, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because usually the player is informed before the media and the player tells the family and the family tells friends and boom. Like I said before the local host here is a high school classmate of Rohlinger and talks to him frequently.

Yip Cabbage

by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WA WA WEE WA!!!

Great success!

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 9:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Proud adoptive parent of Tim Alderson.

by Anticon23 on Aug 13, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Musical Chairs

that means there’s a 3b void in Connecticut. Does Matt Downs get to go? IF it is someone from SJ, does that mean that Connor Gillaspie gets to try things out in SJ?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 9:39 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They were talking about moving Gillaspie up to SJ relatively soonish, weren’t they?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how considerate of them…

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flowers and cake and a parade too.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don’t forget the pie

by timmeh on Aug 13, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt Downs to the Defenders

Shoulda happened six weeks ago.

Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!

by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What in “Ray Durham for Steve Hammond” is going on here? Ya’ll need to calm down.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 13, 2008 9:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If something like this does happen

Sabean gets major cred.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 9:50 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just watch, he’ll probably accidentally DFA Fred Lewis.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 13, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

while somehow retaining his bunion

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bite your tongue!

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bite My Bunion!!

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 13, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why does this sound like it should be a line from King Pin ?

Roy toy. Rents due.”

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I laughed out loud

Then I checked the “transactions” listing, just to be sure. Sadly.

Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!

by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It something like this happen I think I will welcome our new Alien Over Lords.
I might even water their pods regularly

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAIL ANTS

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAIL (GI)ANTS

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

^_^

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it sounds too good to be true

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shaddup

We’re doing irrational exuberance here

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what else do we have going for us, besides Threadaggedon, that is?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Winn is really gone

Then Bowker probably should stay up to play RF…

Unless they are going to give it to Velez.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 9:58 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Roberts in left, Lewis in right.

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 13, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d be fine with that. I think Bowker would benefit from a few weeks of low pressure ABs in Fresno and maybe it’d light a fire under his ass a bit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would be cool with that.Or lewis getting his feet fixed.

Velez would be the next temapry Spare Tire in my twsited universe..

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bowker

Bowker needs to play everyday and even against LHPs. IF SF is not going to give him that opportunity then maybe a couple of weeks of steady play in Fresno is the answer until September call-ups. Put Bowker in the OF and leave him there. Let Ishikawa play 1b so SF can evaluate his talent.

If trading with TB make sure to get some infield help and pitching.

by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crap was so giddy I was not thinking in terms of the return besides rooster & budget freeing up.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Grant gets his Zobrist wish to come true. He should consult with sharksrog about shrine requirements.

Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!

by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know when shrine requirements are mentioned I keep seeing Mel Gibson’s "safe room" in Conspiracy Theory. i know the posted pics are from Major Leauge but i keep seeing that room.

No Gravy for the brain!

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rohlinger

Any positions the Giants can fill this year will make for less positions Sabean needs to fill this winter. SF is sorely lacking in HR punch so Ishikawa 1b (24 HR), Sandoval C (20 HR) and Rohlinger 3b (13 HR) are attractive to the big club.

by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 9:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HR is not a position

SF is sorely lacking in OFFENSIVE punch, independent of Hr’s.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HR *IS* a position

Sadly, Aaron Rowand (11) is playing it for us.

Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!

by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they’re also sorely lacking in interesting players.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The dude who sews letters on the backs of jerseys

is gonna be super busy.

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 10:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/ resits urge to tell a poor 4:20 joke.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

quick!

someone turn on the baggarly signal. a bagg signal, if you will.

by ryanmiles on Aug 13, 2008 10:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m afraid we’d only get Commissioner Gordon Selig.

Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!

by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/ golf clap

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I told you people we do golf claps in SF!!!

Thanks to Dave for making me right! =)

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler

by JRPhillips on Aug 13, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't be hasty, Dave's in exile

Probably for doing a golf clap in San Francisco.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Aug 13, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Character Assignation ( or besmirching) will not work on me. It requires a positive attributes to slander.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So we could see this lineup:

C. Sandoval
1b. Ishikawa
2b. Burris
3b. Rohlinger
Ss. Ochoa
Lf. Lewis
Cf. Rowand
Rf. Bowker

Sweet.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Aug 13, 2008 10:05 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

or after the Olympics
RF Schierholtz

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SIgn, surgery and Evalutate

Sign Gerald Posey and he plays SS. Have Lewis get foot surgery now so can rehab over winter and be Ready Freddie come ST. Call-up the HR kids Ishikawa, Sandoval and Rohlinger and give them a true evaluation the remaining 45 games.

by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy crap that would rule

I get this feeling like I’m going to read the rest of this thread and it’s going to be all “Nope! Not actually happening!”

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 13, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously

if this ends up being bogus, i’m hopping on a plane to kick Madtown Bomber’s ass

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, I don’t think it’s smart to upset a mad bomber.

Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!

by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why can’t I find a picture of the Bolshevik Muppet with the dynamite when I need it!

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If this is bogus I will kick my own ass considering how much time I have spent trying to confirm this and racking cell phone minutes up.

Yip Cabbage

by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Webcast the asskicking please.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’ll pay per view that shit

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you do get confirmation we’ll make sure you get credit on ESPN.com and Foxsports

by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 13, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

right after the Favre updates and Red Sox and Yankees scores

by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

as long as I get to see every pass Aaron Rodgers throws during the exhibition season as a highlight, I’m good.

by tyrannoman on Aug 13, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d recommend starting some sort of fight club, but the second rule would be not to talk about it.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 13, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If this is true

it is worthy of a celebration greater than or equal to that of a Giants victory.

Rohlinger FTW!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 10:18 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

greater. Every Gaitns win this season decreese the our draft standing next June.
wins v.s The Evils are worthy. but the the Nat? That is just cutting our own freaking throat.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kind of good news no matter what, right?

Either we DFA’d Castillo or traded Aurilla (maybe Winn too), right? I think TI would be the call if we sent Bowker down. So good news, but I’m hoping it’s great news (Aurilla/Winn packaged to TB for one of their tasty prospects).

by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 13, 2008 10:20 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hold the phone

Aurilla is playing first tonight to give Bowker a break so I’m pretty sure that means he did not get traded right?

I'm young but i didn't fall off the truck yesterday!

by jbowl on Aug 13, 2008 10:21 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A trade to Tampa would probably change those plans.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would

they still report it on the front page of sfgiants.com?

I'm young but i didn't fall off the truck yesterday!

by jbowl on Aug 13, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why

must you try and crush hope?

by chilibean_3 on Aug 13, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

when would the website find out?

I'm young but i didn't fall off the truck yesterday!

by jbowl on Aug 13, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

that story was filed at 2:02 am EDT. things change.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

was just posting the same point

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok I just was wondering.

I'm young but i didn't fall off the truck yesterday!

by jbowl on Aug 13, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this going to be like the time when we all thought Jose Castillo was getting traded to the Twins? Because I don’t think my heart can take it.

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

seriously

things like this are not to be joked about and if someone Rick Rolls us by disguising the link as confirmation I will go ballistic.

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would never do that

2girls1cup maybe, but never a rick roll

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about a sushi roll?

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rick maki?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well that would just be funny

Shake that Bear would also be ok

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just rubb some dirt on it and shake it off.

I am told It works on arms to.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if this is just a cock tease......

Then Im gonna choke somebody!!!

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 13, 2008 10:50 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If you don't like to be teased but do like to choke,

Why not choke that which you don’t like teased?

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Aug 13, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he’s really Wayne Brady and he calls his penis “bitch”.

Providing natural gas with every post

by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

Choking bitches can get you arrested.

bringing you moral turpitude since 1963

by Idaho Nick on Aug 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too good to be true was probably the correct thought.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t imagine why Rohlinger qualifies as TGTBT, especially with Ishikawa being so hot. Rohlinger was hitting, like, .001 in San Jose last year. He doesn’t need a 40-man spot to sit on the bench.

by Grant on Aug 13, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In strictest accuracy, he was actually hitting, like, .001 in Augusta last year. Like Evan notes above, he’s basically had one good 40 game stretch in AA, and why that makes him major league ready is anybody’s guess.

On the bright side, he’s a very very good defensive 3B.

My boy ain't fat, he's just big boned. Big bat, too.

by Roger on Aug 13, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty sure she’s talking about a Aurilla/Winn trade.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 13, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Solely because he’s not Castillo.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m talking about the overall picture of a Aurilia/Winn trade, Bowker down and Sandoval, Ishikawa and Rohlinger up.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny, I thought you were referring to me.

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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sometimes they don’t announce these things until right before the game.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aurillia Rumor is up...

on the ESPN.com Rumors Page.

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

knocks wood

throws salt over shoulder

sells soul to debbil

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please let them put Winn in there together with Bochy

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 13, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Any details to detail?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

only if youre a super special elite espn insider

by ryanmiles on Aug 13, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aurilia to Rays?
Rich Aurilia | Giants | Interested: Rays?
According to the San Jose Mercury News, infielder Rich Aurilia might be an option for the Tampa Bay Rays, who just lost rookie third baseman Evan Longoria to a wrist injury.

by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now that's solid evidence...

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol ESPN insider

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha! They actually make you pay to get “inside info” that was available for free form the Merc?

Note to self: Don’t subscribe to espn insider

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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

the “note to self:” bit gets me every time.

My boy ain't fat, he's just big boned. Big bat, too.

by Roger on Aug 13, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Note to self: Keep using the “Note to self:”. It gets Roger every time.

Providing natural gas with every post

by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN Insider: What gets Roger every time?

What gets Roger every time?
Roger | McCovey Chronicles | Weaknesses
According to Roger, Goofus using “note to self” gets him every time.

by kaliber on Aug 13, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i had it for a while

only because they give it to you free w/ ESPN mag subscription (which is actually a decent magazine once in a while). I’d say the trade rumors were about as solid as those on MLB Trade Rumors.

STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 13, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

someone put Aurilia and Winn on BART

also, i see nothing on SJ Merc site about any of this.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have been more specific about what the rumor said...

But I wanted to add to the drama!

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They snuck it in at the bottom....

Rich Aurilia might be an option for the Tampa Bay Rays, who are in need of a third baseman after an injury to rookie Evan Longoria.

http://www.mercurynews.com/giantsheadlines/ci_10181602

Pure conjecture….Def a TGTBT contender.

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

A 3 day old foot long yum rocket might be an option for the Rays as well. Doesn’t make it a “rumor”.

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do I want to know

what this is?

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

subway commercial

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had KNBR on in the car while I was running lunchtime errands for about 45 minutes and they said nothing.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ray Woodson threw out a Winn to Rays rumor.

But it was pure conjecture.

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been listening almost all morning and there has been no mention.

If there is I will post here ASAP

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re problem is that you aren’t listening to the #1 station for Giants news, Wisconsin sports talk radio!

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For some reason that reminded me of two things...

Supersonik Elecktronik and the episode of MST3K about the Werewolf that starred Martin Sheen’s brother. The line? “Paul! You is werewolf!”. That is a must see, BTW.

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fly away in my space rocket!

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You no need put money in my pocket.

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had KNBR on in the car while I was running lunchtime errands for about 45 minutes and they said nothing.

Wow, that’s a lot of dead air. You’d think they could have at least run some commercials or something.

Providing natural gas with every post

by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe they were playing music?

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

when i was listening to the game vs milwakee

and durham had been traded.. the broadcast said nothing about the trade till after the game even though everyone and their mom knew he was traded

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 13, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t the Madtown Bomber scoop everyone with the Ray Durham trade?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 12:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He knew a guy

Who hung out with Steve Hammond’s guy at H&R Block.

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

'E knows a bloke, 'oo knows a bloke...

This is a bloke you know.

Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com

by leftymalo on Aug 13, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, he was the one who told us we were getting Angel Salome and Brad Nelson in addition to Darren Ford…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I liked that version of the trade.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must have been a geek ,to hang out with Hammond

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 13, 2008 12:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

at H&R Block, no less!

STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.

by UnleashTheGore on Aug 13, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, Mordy!

Hey, Mordy, you lay off Steve Hammond. Steve has hurt his stock since coming to the Giants, but you don’t know enough about Steve to be commenting intelligently on him.

by sharksrog on Aug 13, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kill it....it's over..Balloon Buster!

http://www.mercurynews.com/giantsheadlines/ci_10181602

Rich Aurilia might be an option for the Tampa Bay Rays, who are in need of a third baseman after an injury to rookie Evan Longoria.

Just another case of somebody linking to someone at the local paper thinking Aurilia might be a good fit?

BAH! HUMBUG!

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STOP THE PRESSES!

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well as i see it..

It’s probably just Bowker down, Rohlinger up, Aurilia to first

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

which is...

trading a struggling bat for a (too) young bat , and probably a middling upgrade in the field, moving aurilia from 3rd to 1st, we’ll say neutral move, and rohlinger the defensive specialist to 3rd, a moderate upgrade..

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe it’s a “balloon” buster with out the “oon”.

Providing natural gas with every post

by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh.

wow…whoa…no?

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, while your checking out wikidpedia look at Rohlinger's page

It must be true…

Rohlinger was called up the San Francisco Giants on August 13, 2008.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Rohlinger

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 13, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah..but who posted that?

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair

I did once edit Armando Benitez’s page to read “Ate five cocks against Pittsburgh on June 12, 2006” or something like that. It stuck around for two days.

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotta love

Wikiepedia.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMGROTFLMAO

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't see what's so funny

I remember that game, and Armando did, in fact, eat 5 cocks.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dang

thats a lot of chicken…. but i wouldn’t put it past al-fatso

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like someone called “BioFreeze8” who’s added lots of stuff to Rohlinger’s page before (like his promotion to CT and his sister’s name), so not a casual prankster.

The All-Father is now a Giant!

by EliminateMe on Aug 13, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

40 school football records? I didn’t even know that.

Yip Cabbage

by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope you guys respect I’m not running from this. If I was trolling I would never come back. Yes it was the same radio station that reported that Salome and Nelson deal was being done for Durham and Taschner. I personally talked to somebody who would know and Rohlinger is up forsure. He left the Double A team last evening.

As far as the other stuff, I can just go by what the radio station said.

I really hope I am not wrong, for you guys and me. If nothing comes true then I will take what ever punishment you guys want (banning, public caining, or hanging).

Yip Cabbage

by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 12:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Even

kancho?

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even

kancho?

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're a good man..

I’ll believe the rohlinger bit, but as far as aurilia and everything else…it’s just sounds way TGTBT.

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even

kancho?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you are wrong...

BIG V SITS ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But all kidding aside, Thanks for the info… the talk has been fun even if it’s not true.

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No worries

There’s no need for any punishment. You aren’t trolling either. You’re just reporting something you heard that may be going down. Happens around here all the time. Plus you didn’t need to throw filler in to do it, so that’s bonus points!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 13, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish it was a 74 or 76 word limit. Whenever i see that 75 repeated, I can’t help but think of Zito and his contract.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

126 126 126 126 126 126 126 126 126 126 126 126 …

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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah. that’s worse!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What sucks for me...

That was my number from little league to HS.

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the rumor is unfounded...

we could send Durham to the Brewers to let MadBomb know not to
fook with us in the future!

What…Seriously?!

by bgunn on Aug 13, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you have been responcilbe. i don’t yet see and real spin being done here on your part.

we are just getting drunk on a thimble full of hope. Such is the lot of a Giatns fan in ‘08.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, I’m not pissed at you. You’re just sharing info from a legit source. Even the legit sources F up from time to time.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are the Giants getting a Rays?

The Rays have a lot of very nice prospects, so this could turn out well.

by sharksrog on Aug 13, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad team?

We know the Giants are a bad team, but it appears they have one Winn too many. Oh-Really-(ah)?

by sharksrog on Aug 13, 2008 12:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ouch.

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how’s this for a source? Ryan’s girlfriend’s facebook confirms it…haha

Yip Cabbage

by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If it's on facebook

It must be true!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude

Her facebook said she was 18 – what do you want me to do ?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's in trouble...

Major leaguer gonna get himself a new girlfriend.

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

harsh!

but true

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Major leaguer gonna get himself a new girlfriendS.

by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a serious question though. If Rohlinger and Sandoval get called up are they still eligable to play fall league? Cause I think both could still really use fall league.

Yip Cabbage

by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think so

I seem to remember Ortmeier being in the fall league last year, and maybe Schierholtz too.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 13, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They were both there. The rule for major league players is thus: No players with more than one year of credited Major League service as of August 31 are eligible, except a team may select one player picked in the most recently concluded Major League Rule 5 Draft.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

2 years of big league experience is the cap IIRC

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice! I was hoping Rohlinger could make a play for the 3b job by next year, as a fill in at least if not by surprising as a starter.

He’s got some pop, plays good defense and can draw a walk. I like it. And he HAS to have a better approach than Rally Killer. So addition by subtraction right? Unless of course Bochy misses playing his favorite son and starts him at 2b ahead of Burris….ugh.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2008 1:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

seems as though

Mr Castle has swapped spots with Mr Aurilia. Mr Castle seems to be at “super (special)” sub status.

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

From the West Bend Paper

WEST BEND EAST GRAD TO START FOR MLB GIANTS TONIGHT
By JUDY STEFFES
judy@prepsonthenet.com

WEST BEND – West Bend High School graduate Ryan Rohlinger received a call at midnight Tuesday from the San Francisco Giants and will step into a starting spot tonight making his Major League Baseball debut against the Houston Astros.

Rohlinger, a 2002 graduate of West Bend East High School, was drafted in the 21st round in 2005 by the St. Louis Cardinals. After completing his senior season at the University of Oklahoma he was picked in the 6th round by the Giants in 2006.

SOLID GLOVE AT THE HOT CORNER

High school baseball coach Doug Gonring has been keeping his eye on Rohlinger ever since he played for him from 1999 – 2002. "Every morning, the first thing I check on the computer is how Ryan Rohlinger did and how Scott Roehl pitched for the Akron Aeros," said Gonring of another former player who is on his way to the bigs.

According to the San Francisco Giants web site, the team’s corner position with Jose Castillo had been struggling, especially from the plate where the third baseman is hitting .105.
Gonring received the call about Rohlinger at 5:45 a.m. "I’ve just been on the phone the whole morning and the whole thing gives me goose bumps," he said.

"Ryan is a very gifted ball player but his gifts were his intelligence; all his years being the youngest in the family pushed him to playing smart baseball when he was young," said Gonring noting Rohlinger also has good patience.

"He doesn’t make mistakes running and he’s got a great glove." Gonring said the one area Rohlinger needed to improve was in the field.

"Everything is good except he doesn’t throw the ball as well as he potentially could and that’s something he’ll have to work on. He has a good enough glove to do all that, it’s just how he uses his arm and with age that’ll come," he said.

Rohlinger has a .296 batting average with seven home runs on the season.

The Giants are coming off a 12 – 4 loss against the Astros last night.

Yip Cabbage

by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There's like 47 things wrong with that article

My head hurts

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's like a

proofreading test at a temp agency.

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*spit*

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, you just spit on me!

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry, dude

I just think it’s hilarious that the high school coach of our new starting 3rd baseman needs to work on his throwing.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But his glove is good!

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bona fide .5-tool prospect

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry...

Getting better at throwing “comes with age”

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s true, my arm is superior now to when I was 7.

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Original draft read:

WEST BEND HUMAN PERSON TO PLAY AMERICAN SPORT FOR MONEY I THINK
By JUDY STEFFES
judy@prepsonthenet.com

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doug Gonring is a absolute coaching legend in Wisconsin. If he says Ryan needs to improve his throwing he probably needs to improve his throwing. Gonring is the type of guy who believes you always have something you can improve on. His record of producing talent ball players is remarkable. He has had more kids drafted from West Bend East (6) then any other high school team times two in cold weather Wisconsin.

Yip Cabbage

by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

to clarify

I wasn’t poking fun at Gonring—I was poking fun at the fact that the Giants (apparently) have a starting 3rd baseman who needs to work on his throwing. That’s just sad/funny, but mostly sad.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know Castillo has been bad, but he hasn’t been that bad.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 13, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“According to the San Francisco Giants web site, the team’s corner position with Jose Castillo had been struggling, especially from the plate where the third baseman is hitting .105.”

My eyes, they burn! BURN!

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This just in

Jose Castillo hitting .100 even in august.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.451 OPS since the all-star break.

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My job involves reading obituary guestbook entries and screening them for content – that’s what I’m supposed to be doing right now instead of dicking around on MCC, actually – and I see sentences that look like that all the time. BUT NOT BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PAID TO WRITE FOR FUCK’S SAKE. Maybe journalism isn’t the best career choice for the functionally illiterate.

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps it has something to do...

with the fact that they write for west bend.

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A real example of such a guestbook entry

Well, part of one. This is part of what’s supposed to be a tribute to a recently dead guy, mind you:

“Knowing I had an older brother always gave me a sense of protection, even though I couldn’t stand you through most of my teen years because you always snitched on Debbie and I, resulting in whippings or restrictions.”

SO MOVING!!!

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a whole file with things like this, except most are more fucked up. It’s up to like 200 pages.

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe you can publish a book. What’s that one? “Eats shoots and leaves” or some such ?

by Merope on Aug 13, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which Castillo are you watching?

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 13, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This one?

.100 .100 .100 .200

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think he meant the reputed .105 average. The article makes it sound like he’s hitting .105 on the season

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, if you count all of the double plays as 0 for 2, then yeah.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what I learned from this article.

HS coach says our new 3rd baseman has no physical gifts, only intellectual ones and doesn’t throw the ball well. Jose Castillo is hitting .105, and the Giants got crushed by the Astros last night.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope this gets like 400 comments before it’s even official whether or not Rohlinger is being called up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We are exceptional at talking about nothing.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like KNBR for 45 minutes

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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seinfeld Chronicles

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEY GUYS THIS IS RY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RYAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RohlinInMySixFourEnger

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

winner!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RohlinFLMAO

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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well now he has a good job in the City

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is he working for the man?

by chilibean_3 on Aug 13, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

every night and day…

by Merope on Aug 13, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope he doesn’t lose one minute of sleep.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 13, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow, you know, that next line can really strike a chord [ha-ha] for Giants fans…

...worryin ‘bout the way things might have been….

I think we’ve had entire fanposts on that topic

by Merope on Aug 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No he’s working for Bri-an

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe

West Bend has a paper.

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bat him clean-up

The silver lining in this could be the Giants find a diamond in the rough and thus could eliminate spending money on FA or trading for a 3b this winter.

by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hold your tongue young man!

We already have a 3b waiting in the wings for next year, and I know I don’t even have to say his name…

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you might. i have no idea who you are talking about. Frando?

Rafael Rodriguez: Pretty young!

by BrianBokake on Aug 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ummm..

Mr Olympia?

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

starts with..

a Schier …

and ends with a

holtz….

???

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought the story ends with Warren Wallace puttin’ ‘em in the wall

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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Quest for 400 Comments

Dugout Chat names for all Giants starters?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does the Dugout even care about the Giants without Barry or do we have to make up our own?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aaron Rowand = GreatScott

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Timmy, Matty, Sanchy, Kevvy and POS

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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I the only one who thinks Ochoa should wear #8?

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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is brilliant

More please

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why #8?

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh. duh

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OCHOa

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no you aren’t

by Merope on Aug 13, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol The Ocho

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now thats what I am talking about!

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Newsflash!

Jose Castillo hitting as bad as John Bowker in the second half!

.152 .222 .212 .434
.194 .194 .250 .444

Guess which is which??

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think to test for witches you are supposed to dunk them in water…

by Merope on Aug 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

correct

and if they drown, that means they’re innocent
and if they float, they’re guilty and you burn them at the stake

by Hac Man on Aug 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

in that case, I’m all for witch testing Castillo, and maybe a relief pitcher or two…

by Merope on Aug 13, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A is Bowker and B is Castillo

because I know Bowker walked a few times

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winner!!!

Castillo, However, hasn’t walked ONCE since the ASG. Not even once!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, since Bowker just got two walks the other day, I’m guessing he’s not the guy whose BA and OBP are the same!

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coincidentally

They have an identical # of PA’s.

Bowker has walked 6 times.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One last comparison

Castillo first half OPS+ 94.
Bowker: 106

So if Bowker is so overmatched he needs to go back to AAA, what does that say about Castillooooooo

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I don’t think there’s anyone who’s saying anything nice about Castillo these days. At least with Bowker, it’s mostly “He needs some low pressure ABs in AAA to get back on track.” With Castillo, it’s more like “ARRRRGH DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER”.

Even the “HE HITS DOUBLES!!” brigade has quieted down.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The doubles brigade used to make my eye twitch.

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am taking full credit

As the OG Castillo hater.

I have the fanpost to prove it.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve been hating on Jose Castillo the whole year too! I don’t think I have said a single nice thing about him all year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I said some nice things about him for about a week, and then immediately regretted it.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I said some nice things about him, but it was only because I was trying to get laid. Wait…what?

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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’d hit it

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

into a douple play.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 13, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I closed my BBR windows

Or else I would list just how many doubles he’s hit since the ASB.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I was like, “Whoa! 97 new comments! Something must have gone down.” I severely underestimated you guys.

by cheno on Aug 13, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

overestimated?

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Aug 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Van Halen reference?

I don’t get it

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bottom:

reply fail

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bottom fail

forgot to wear a belt today.

by Hac Man on Aug 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SO

Where is Ryan? And will he dump his GF?

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Also:

is she hot?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROHLINontheRiver: Hey

I heart Ryan!!!!: Hi darling!

ROHLINontheRiver: I got called up to the show, and I don’t think my cellie works in SF

I heart Ryan!!!!: OMG THAT’S SO GREAT!!!!

User ROHLINontheRiver has blocked you

I heart Ryan!!!!: .... hello…?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BURN

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pwn3d even

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's gonna give her

Crazy Crabs?

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Win.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wisconsin

She’s gonna be sturdy.

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

She is from Oklahoma and she is a pretty attractive girl. Some idiots in Wisconsin think he is dating Chellsie Memmel the US gymnastics girls.

Yip Cabbage

by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Those idiots!

Madtown Bomber, you are the best source of information, ever.

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+Ochoa

Madtown Bomber is all-knowing.

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF is wrong with those guys???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pet name

Rohlinger calls her “Memmel Horse” right before jumping on her.

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

too much cheese

addles the brain

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You mean curdles the brain!

/dairy joke fail

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sure Kuip would appreciate it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Terrible joke, but I think you should milk it for all it’s worth

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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No whey.

The All-Father is now a Giant!

by EliminateMe on Aug 13, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how many of em is he dating??

c*ckblocker

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are two things that make Chellsie Memmel flip

– gymnastics and a good book.

Through her charity "There is More than One Way to Flip," Chellsie plans to support literacy by putting books into the hands of less fortunate children in the Greater Milwaukee Area.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am not kidding when I say that some doosh bag called a radio show asking if Chellsie Memmel will fly back from China in time for the game in Houston. This is Milwaukee Sports Radio.

Yip Cabbage

by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This thread has gone off the road faster than a truck driven by Fred Lewis!

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh man….....

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I lol’d and then I felt really bad about it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oof

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Lewis, it was mentioned in a shitty Yahoo sports article I saw today that, while in the minors, he broke a pitcher’s skull with a line drive. Dude’s dangerous!

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

was it Brad Ziegler?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe so, yes.

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s like a superhero comic… the line drive to Ziegler’s head is what has turned him into SUPERPITCHER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG origin story

The Adventures of Zig and Flew.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t he try to kill a fan yesterday too?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I must have missed that, although I did see Rich Aurilia trying to kill a little girl in the stands not long after Lincecum got hurt.

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Which is to say, he scared her by almost falling onto her going after a foul ball)

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, he threw his bat into the stands.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

jesus

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

After reading how everyone cried over that article, I figured jokes about his driving would crash and burn.

Providing natural gas with every post

by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://instantrimshot.com/

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow....

bad bad

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 13, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BANNED

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 13, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:(

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

can confirm…BOWKER has been sent down

by Chucknasty on Aug 13, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just heard it on Albuquerque Sports Talk Radio.

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some dude on the Giants forums:

It’s official !!! Just had a T.I. sighting @ Minute Maid Park. Yessssssss

take it for what it’s worth?

by ryanmiles on Aug 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well ya know

All those asian people look the same. It was probably Dave Roberts.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bahahahaha

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I LOL'd

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, Lincecum.

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hinshaw too

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought he was Persian/Afgani.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well. Afghanistan is part of Asia.

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Central Asia

by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

touches nose

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

according to the census, that makes folks like us (Grandfather’s name is Sukhan) white.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Census has a pretty weird and inconsistent history of defining racial groups.

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m going to dig in on ethnicity and geopolitics once I get started at university and finally answer these questions.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they do.

But in this case they happen to agree with the ethnic group. Iranians/Afganis consider themselves caucasians.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hispanics are considered white according to the census, now they have under caucasian….other (hispanic)

by timmeh on Aug 13, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man on internet says something.

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

source: some dude

by ryanmiles on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he meant this guy, dude

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So TI and Rohlinger are up with the big club?

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if you believe things from the internet/milwaukee sportstalk radio.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IF YOU CAN'T TRUST MILWAUKEE SPORTSTALK RADIO

Then who can you trust?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's "whom"

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NERD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they did break the Favre Story

and then ESPN took possession

by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both TI and RohL can't be up

Unless someone besides Bowker goes down.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s weird. I just got an e-mail:

“Dear Grant,

In case you were wondering, this site has little to do with you anymore. Post your quasi-informational posts and stupid jokes if you still want to…or don’t. We’ll call you if we need a cat picture.

Sincerely,
This Thread”

by Grant on Aug 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This thread is all growns up

You need to set it free. If it comes back to you, it’s yours. If not, it never was.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know you've got a good blog

When you don’t even really need to write for it.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we need a cat picture:

stat!

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

We have our own quasi-informational posts and stupid jokes, and with time we’ll take out some information and make them even stupider!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 13, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This thread was awesome. Now I’m leaving work.

Good times.

by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so much for KNBR being “THE Sports Leader”

by Merope on Aug 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Worldwide eater of shorts

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This was good too: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/6/27/560321/so-when-do-we-get-real-and

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2nd best thread

AT BEST!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also the 3-page gameday thread in a rainout.

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah that was awesome.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU GUYS I DON’T WANT TO TRADE FOR JOE CREDE

YOU GUYS I DON’T WANT TO TRADE FOR JOE CREDE

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The DFA thread was fun too

by Merope on Aug 13, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I also remember somebody doing a fanpost about how Matt Cain must be a wife beater, because (a) the team was deliberately not scoring for his starts because they hate him, and (b) some vague mention from a newspaper article about how he bickered with his girlfriend after a frustrating loss. That was pretty brilliant.

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That thread was the most fun thing ever.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We made it to 400+ comments, great job everyone!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

or we all need “real” jobs

by Merope on Aug 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d like to thank my family, friends, and ESPECIALLY JR Towles for making this and all things possible

by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IBBWJ!!!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone needs to roll it! ROHLINGER OPEN THREAD 2: SON OF ROHLINGER!!!

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHERE IS NATTO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, that was mean

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAMN YOU GOT ME

Saved by Netnanny

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RICK ROHLINGERED!

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AH THAT’S PERFECT FOR HIS DUGOUT NAME.

RICKROHLINGER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winner!

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I predict we’ll see 3 or 4 new posters with variations on that name in the next few days.

by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he gets a hit or a HR or makes a nice play tonight, you can be sure that I’ll be posting “RICKROHL’D” in the gameday thread.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I expect credit

for anytime that happens. And if someone uses that as a name, it should say “TM AITI” after. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That can’t happen enough to me over the course of a day.

by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS THREAD MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE

by Evan on Aug 13, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

needs more cat pictures

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO

IT’S TOO DANGEROUS

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Laser Cats!

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there we go

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are all insane.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You can hang me in a bottle like a cat
Let the crows pick me clean but for my hat
Where the wailing of a baby
Meets the footsteps of the dead
We’re all mad here

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that off Alice?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it has that Alicey feel to it.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, duh.

What do you think it is, some top 40 garbage?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey, Merkin joined the party!

by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

after reading the first 1500 comments, I had to get my $0.02 in

Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM

by merkin on Aug 13, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mass Hysteria!

Rohlinger, Sandoval, TI, OH MY!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And still no official word on the call up!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHERE ARE YOU ANDREW BAGGARLY

by ryanmiles on Aug 13, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Media Fail

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we might need to use the bagg signal again

by ryanmiles on Aug 13, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gordon had to destroy it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

some needs to link to this on Extra Baggs, that’s the problem.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEADLINES FROM DEFENDERS WEBSITE no kidding

Martinez gets long ball support

Brilliant Bump named pitcher of the week

adopter/sponsor of "Go, Antoan" Richardson

by foothillsfan on Aug 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Proper support is essential for anyone with long balls

Providing natural gas with every post

by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, Nate Bump will be promoted to to replace the accidentially DFA’d Alex Hinshaw.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

amazing what our season has come to

either that or Hump Day has us all.

by Hac Man on Aug 13, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus… do we need a Rohlinger Called Up II, Hydro-Electric Bugaloo thread?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah, don’t want to confuse rhys.

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darby?

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, so I’m not going to read all 500 comments in this thread. Can somebody catch me up?

Here’s what I saw before I had to just skip the rest: Aurilia + Winn to Rays for Something / Rohlinger, Ishikawa Called Up, Bowker Sent Down.

How much of this is confirmed?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

zero

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Rohlinger’s possible ex-girlfriend disagrees!

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lulz

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

None of it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh….

Well, shit. 500 comments for nothing….

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How dare you insinuate that this fanpost was a waste of time for all involved!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, no no. I’ve come to the conclusion that any thread that goes over 300 before something ACTUALLY happens is perfectly worthwhile for all involved.

What I was getting at was the fact that I wasn’t one of those involved, so the implication is that it was a waste of time for me.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what’s so beautiful about the thread.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

absolutely nothing

but it hasn’t been shot down either so we are taking that as it being confirmed!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ZERO!

Although, on Facebook Rohlinger’s girlfriend claims that he’s a major leaguer.

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they all do that

by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

future ex-girlfriend Chellsie Memmel

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the only thing confirmed is that tonight, the Giants are playing the Astros – in Houston
The rest is all just built on a tissue of rumors and lies.

by Merope on Aug 13, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

depends on your opinion of the authority of: Wikipedia/Facebook/Rohlinger’s gf who is in Beijing getting a silver medal/ESPN Insider rumors cribbed by other papers/a Wisconsin radio station that scoops KNBR on local sports news of relevance.

by Hac Man on Aug 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shot down

that would consist of, say, Bob Evans sending a fax to Grant?

adopter/sponsor of "Go, Antoan" Richardson

by foothillsfan on Aug 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OFFICIAL

Huge, huge shift today. The Giants have a whole new corner infield. John Bowker and Steve Holm were optioned to Fresno and Jose Castillo was designated for assignment. Rohlinger, a third baseman, comes from Double-A Connecticut along with Sandoval, who can catch and play first base. Ishikawa was lighting it up at Triple-A Fresno. He switches spots with Bowker, who was hitting .154 since the All-Star break.

by superk1ng on Aug 13, 2008 2:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

If you guys need me I’ll be in my car honking the horn and yelling USA USA USA

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHOOOOOOOO!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not sure whether we rule or Baggerly does.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He most definitely rules, but I feel as though I should committ seppuku because he clearly has me beat on Giants minor league stuff.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MSM FTW

(j/k)

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m one lost niche away from drinking myself to death in the bathtub.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

with Beerclamato, no less

by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CASTILLO DFA’D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by ryanmiles on Aug 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MOST INTRIGUING DFA EVER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think this news deserves its own thread. Really.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally Killer, we hardly knew ye.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GREAT SUCCESS!!!!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JUDY STEFFES!!

.105 at baseball!

Waiting for Spilman.

by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bahahahah

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What does this mean for Bengie, I wonder?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can’t really see them calling up Sandoval and then only playing him once a week.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes you can. We can all see that happening.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 13, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno, maybe it’s just that they actually DFA’d Castillo, but all of a sudden, I have a much higher estimation of the Giants current level of intelligence.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is totally the way I feel

DFA’ing castillo shows me that they have a fucking clue.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m guessing he’ll play some first also.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

correct. we can’t forget who’s in charge.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This! Why do we need Sandoval if he going to ride the pine??

by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poor Steve Holm, though. He keeps getting sent down despite doing competently in almost no playing time.

by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously. I wish we could trade Molina and keep our beloved Stephen R. Holm.

by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we like you Holmie! Come back soon!

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mythbusters - Being sent down.

You have to suck to be sent down…. BUSTED!

Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.

by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d feel bad for him, but he’ll be back in a few weeks anyway.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Madtown Bomber should update the actual post with the full information.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply</