Rohlinger called up
Just heard on a Milwaukee, Wisconsin radio station that Ryan Rohlinger has been called up to the Giants and will be starting at 3rd base tonight against Houston. Rohlinger had been rumored for the past couple weeks of a call up around here. No word on whether Pablo went with. I will find out! I also don't know who got sent down but there were 2 open 40 man spots that he was placed on.
http://www.prepsonthenet.com/newsreader.aspx?article=1696
WEST BEND EAST GRAD TO START FOR MLB GIANTS TONIGHT
By JUDY STEFFES
judy@prepsonthenet.com
WEST BEND – West Bend High School graduate Ryan Rohlinger received a call at midnight Tuesday from the San Francisco Giants and will step into a starting spot tonight making his Major League Baseball debut against the Houston Astros.
Rohlinger, a 2002 graduate of West Bend East High School, was drafted in the 21st round in 2005 by the St. Louis Cardinals. After completing his senior season at the University of Oklahoma he was picked in the 6th round by the Giants in 2006.
SOLID GLOVE AT THE HOT CORNER
High school baseball coach Doug Gonring has been keeping his eye on Rohlinger ever since he played for him from 1999 – 2002. “Every morning, the first thing I check on the computer is how Ryan Rohlinger did and how Scott Roehl pitched for the Akron Aeros,” said Gonring of another former player who is on his way to the bigs.
According to the San Francisco Giants web site, the team’s corner position with Jose Castillo had been struggling, especially from the plate where the third baseman is hitting .105.
Gonring received the call about Rohlinger at 5:45 a.m. “I’ve just been on the phone the whole morning and the whole thing gives me goose bumps,” he said.
“Ryan is a very gifted ball player but his gifts were his intelligence; all his years being the youngest in the family pushed him to playing smart baseball when he was young,” said Gonring noting Rohlinger also has good patience.
“He doesn’t make mistakes running and he’s got a great glove.” Gonring said the one area Rohlinger needed to improve was in the field.
“Everything is good except he doesn’t throw the ball as well as he potentially could and that’s something he’ll have to work on. He has a good enough glove to do all that, it’s just how he uses his arm and with age that’ll come,” he said.
Rohlinger has a .296 batting average with seven home runs on the season.
The Giants are coming off a 12 – 4 loss against the Astros last night.
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Does this mean the Castle is being stormed? Count me in.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
please please please
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
by Speedforthewin on Aug 13, 2008 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Do want
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Just talked to a close family friend of Rohlinger’s that said that he is indeed up and that he is going to be playing 3rd. Also said that the Giants plan on using Rohlinger at 2B and SS as well at times the remainder of the season.
Yip Cabbage
I would prefer that we just storm the castle, let him stay at third, and be done with it
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
by Speedforthewin on Aug 13, 2008 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes!!
Its not like Joe Castle is anything more then the tempary spare. Lets see is Rohlinger might do better with your cluster Fork shuffle.
/ gives Boulder Skull the stank eye.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
lol
Because after all, if a guy is having the first really impressive stretch of his career in 44 games at AA, then he’s probably ready for the majors. Right?
Hey they thought it was a good idea to stick him at third in ST when he hadn’t played a game above low-A. At least now there’s sort of a good reason to bring him up. Part of that being the absolutely abysmal shit they had there prior. And that’s taking into account that Aurilia has been actually pretty okay this year.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Whart are you implying, sir?
That the Giants FO have a haphazard and random player development strategy? HOW DARE YOU!
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
Well, of course
It worked well for Bocock Ortmeier Bowk Lincecum, so I’m sure it’ll work again.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
Houston
Good place for him to make his debut, though… everyone gets to mash in that park.
Waiting for Spilman.
Survey says
Bowker
possible/hopeful: Castle DFAed, or Aurilia traded
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
If Bowker is down
Then why not bring up Ishi, an actual first baseman?
But yeah, Bowker could use a few weeks in the time-out corner.
Waiting for Spilman.
So we get the all Aurilia @ 1b show?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
#35. The wheel does not lie!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 13, 2008 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I appreciate Mr. Bowker.
He doesn’t need a time out, he needs a nap.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
Or just more time to work it out, but I’m okay with this…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
rimshot? you’re into that?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
not judging. Just inquiring minds want to know…
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh crap… you beat me to it.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what she said!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what she said!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh god...
The merry-go-round continues. I just hope this means Rich is gone.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 9:14 AM PDT reply actions
If this is because Aurilia is traded or Jose is DFA
Then good. If this is ‘cause Bowker is sent down, then bad.
Not that sending Bowker down is the end of the world, but if you do that, bringing up Ishikawa makes more sense.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Agreed completely.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
The radio station in Milwaukee is reporting that Aurilia and Winn are close to being sent to the Tampa Rays. Also reporting that Bowker is close to being sent down and that Ryan Rohlinger, Pablo Sandoval and Travis Ishikawa are all being rumored to be heading up. Rohlinger is the only confirmed call-up as of right now.
Yip Cabbage
Those two actually make some sense in Tampa. Rather interesting thought.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
That is a ballclub that could use a little veteren savvy.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 13, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
For great justice,
Trade off every Winn.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I am a little perplexed at how a Milwaukee radio station finds the time to update its listeners on Giants personnel moves in between talking about Brett Favre, Brett Favre, the Green Bay Packers and Brett Favre.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
Maybe I rubbed off my Giants interest on all those Milwaukee guys who were trying to get with me.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
For about three years I attracted several men from Milwaukee and I really can’t tell you why. At least I got a Prince Fielder signed ball out of it, and an interest in the Brewers as my second NL team. I’ve mentioned the boyfriend as my reason for liking the Brewers but there were others who were buzzing around too.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
A while back, there was a gameday thread when someone from the Brewers site showed up and asked you to come join their gameday thread because you were the only girl they know. But I don’t think you were even around for that.
Some people attract jerks, some attract crazies…and some attract Brewer fans.
Really they did? I’m flattered. I thought I was just annoying them all with my noobish questions about Brewers prospects. I sort of took a hiatus from that project when my home life went to hell in a handbasket and I don’t know when I can resume caring more about sports than the other things in my life.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I found it. Now I feel bad because I was out that day. And I guess they think I’m pretty okay after all.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit, that would automatically make this team like five times more interesting.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Yes, please Sabean...Make a deal, we're dying here.
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
Milwaukee radio
The center of the baseball world. Who would have guessed? This isn’t Bob Uecker being funny, is it?
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
The local station mid morning host is a former high school classmate of Ryan Rohlinger at West Bend High School and talks Rohlinger all the time. So it is pretty big news. I called the show and asked who he was going for and this is who he stated. take it for what it is but I have been told be 3 sources now that Rohlinger is forsure called up.
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Cool!
And thanks for being at the right place at the right time! We need information from all places. Keep your ears open and eyes peeled. Metaphorically. Or whatever. But thanks!
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
McAgents everywhere
We’ve got people deep, deep, deep undercover in places you wouldn’t believe. For your own safety, I probably should just leave at that.
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Oh, absolutely:
Josh exploiting the soft underbelly of Hollywood; WalrusMan and Madtown Bomber cutting through the cheese in Wisconsin; Andy, Roger, and xanthan polling in the general DC area; Dan keeping a lid on pressure-packed Albuquerque and scoping out the Marlins’ prospects; rxmeister in NY, HondoHurricane in CT, and NearestNorwich in NJ, balancing our West coast bias; KidFresh protecting us from errant maple leaves; and GiantFanInSingapore laboring to gather info while most of us sleep. It’s a worldwide network of Giant goodness. And I’m very thankful.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
don't forget!
I’m taking care of making sure the Visalia Oaks don’t help the D-backs take over the universe.
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 13, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
wtf this is actually awesome. Are the Giants allowed to do awesome stuff?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
i know the return shouldn’t be much, but i’m kind of excited (assuming this goes through) about getting something through the rays’ minor league system.
also, i emailed baggarly about this, so i’m hoping to hear some kind of update/confirmation
No offense or anything
But why would a Milwaukee station get the scoop on this before Tampa or SF? Or is this common, and I’m just an idiot?
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 13, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Because usually the player is informed before the media and the player tells the family and the family tells friends and boom. Like I said before the local host here is a high school classmate of Rohlinger and talks to him frequently.
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Musical Chairs
that means there’s a 3b void in Connecticut. Does Matt Downs get to go? IF it is someone from SJ, does that mean that Connor Gillaspie gets to try things out in SJ?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 9:39 AM PDT reply actions
They were talking about moving Gillaspie up to SJ relatively soonish, weren’t they?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Yes, for McC's Innaugural Prospect Night
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
how considerate of them…
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Flowers and cake and a parade too.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Matt Downs to the Defenders
Shoulda happened six weeks ago.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
this
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
What in “Ray Durham for Steve Hammond” is going on here? Ya’ll need to calm down.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 13, 2008 9:48 AM PDT reply actions
Mets interested in Aurilia rumor
Baggarly reported it last week
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 9:49 AM PDT reply actions
If something like this does happen
Sabean gets major cred.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Just watch, he’ll probably accidentally DFA Fred Lewis.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
Bite My Bunion!!
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 13, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
why does this sound like it should be a line from King Pin ?
“Roy toy. Rents due.”
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I laughed out loud
Then I checked the “transactions” listing, just to be sure. Sadly.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
It something like this happen I think I will welcome our new Alien Over Lords.
I might even water their pods regularly
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
HAIL (GI)ANTS
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
what else do we have going for us, besides Threadaggedon, that is?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
If Winn is really gone
Then Bowker probably should stay up to play RF…
Unless they are going to give it to Velez.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Roberts in left, Lewis in right.
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
I’d be fine with that. I think Bowker would benefit from a few weeks of low pressure ABs in Fresno and maybe it’d light a fire under his ass a bit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I am okay with this
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
i would be cool with that.Or lewis getting his feet fixed.
Velez would be the next temapry Spare Tire in my twsited universe..
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Bowker
Bowker needs to play everyday and even against LHPs. IF SF is not going to give him that opportunity then maybe a couple of weeks of steady play in Fresno is the answer until September call-ups. Put Bowker in the OF and leave him there. Let Ishikawa play 1b so SF can evaluate his talent.
If trading with TB make sure to get some infield help and pitching.
Crap was so giddy I was not thinking in terms of the return besides rooster & budget freeing up.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe Grant gets his Zobrist wish to come true. He should consult with sharksrog about shrine requirements.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
You know when shrine requirements are mentioned I keep seeing Mel Gibson’s "safe room" in Conspiracy Theory. i know the posted pics are from Major Leauge but i keep seeing that room.
No Gravy for the brain!
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Rohlinger
Any positions the Giants can fill this year will make for less positions Sabean needs to fill this winter. SF is sorely lacking in HR punch so Ishikawa 1b (24 HR), Sandoval C (20 HR) and Rohlinger 3b (13 HR) are attractive to the big club.
HR is not a position
SF is sorely lacking in OFFENSIVE punch, independent of Hr’s.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
HR *IS* a position
Sadly, Aaron Rowand (11) is playing it for us.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
they’re also sorely lacking in interesting players.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
/ resits urge to tell a poor 4:20 joke.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m afraid we’d only get Commissioner Gordon Selig.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
/ golf clap
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I told you people we do golf claps in SF!!!
Thanks to Dave for making me right! =)
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
Character Assignation ( or besmirching) will not work on me. It requires a positive attributes to slander.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
So we could see this lineup:
C. Sandoval
1b. Ishikawa
2b. Burris
3b. Rohlinger
Ss. Ochoa
Lf. Lewis
Cf. Rowand
Rf. Bowker
Sweet.
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
SIgn, surgery and Evalutate
Sign Gerald Posey and he plays SS. Have Lewis get foot surgery now so can rehab over winter and be Ready Freddie come ST. Call-up the HR kids Ishikawa, Sandoval and Rohlinger and give them a true evaluation the remaining 45 games.
holy crap that would rule
I get this feeling like I’m going to read the rest of this thread and it’s going to be all “Nope! Not actually happening!”
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
I want confirmation and I want it now!!!!!
by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 13, 2008 10:09 AM PDT reply actions
seriously
if this ends up being bogus, i’m hopping on a plane to kick Madtown Bomber’s ass
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Dude, I don’t think it’s smart to upset a mad bomber.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
Why can’t I find a picture of the Bolshevik Muppet with the dynamite when I need it!
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
If this is bogus I will kick my own ass considering how much time I have spent trying to confirm this and racking cell phone minutes up.
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Webcast the asskicking please.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
If you do get confirmation we’ll make sure you get credit on ESPN.com and Foxsports
by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 13, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I’d recommend starting some sort of fight club, but the second rule would be not to talk about it.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
If this is true
it is worthy of a celebration greater than or equal to that of a Giants victory.
Rohlinger FTW!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
greater. Every Gaitns win this season decreese the our draft standing next June.
wins v.s The Evils are worthy. but the the Nat? That is just cutting our own freaking throat.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Kind of good news no matter what, right?
Either we DFA’d Castillo or traded Aurilla (maybe Winn too), right? I think TI would be the call if we sent Bowker down. So good news, but I’m hoping it’s great news (Aurilla/Winn packaged to TB for one of their tasty prospects).
by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 13, 2008 10:20 AM PDT reply actions
Hold the phone
Aurilla is playing first tonight to give Bowker a break so I’m pretty sure that means he did not get traded right?
I'm young but i didn't fall off the truck yesterday!
A trade to Tampa would probably change those plans.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Would
they still report it on the front page of sfgiants.com?
I'm young but i didn't fall off the truck yesterday!
Is this going to be like the time when we all thought Jose Castillo was getting traded to the Twins? Because I don’t think my heart can take it.
seriously
things like this are not to be joked about and if someone Rick Rolls us by disguising the link as confirmation I will go ballistic.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
i would never do that
2girls1cup maybe, but never a rick roll
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Just rubb some dirt on it and shake it off.
I am told It works on arms to.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
if this is just a cock tease......
Then Im gonna choke somebody!!!
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 13, 2008 10:50 AM PDT reply actions
If you don't like to be teased but do like to choke,
Why not choke that which you don’t like teased?
bringing you moral turpitude since 1963
3 hours and no link or confirmation from anyone
uh…yeah
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2008 11:22 AM PDT reply actions
Too good to be true was probably the correct thought.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I can’t imagine why Rohlinger qualifies as TGTBT, especially with Ishikawa being so hot. Rohlinger was hitting, like, .001 in San Jose last year. He doesn’t need a 40-man spot to sit on the bench.
by Grant Brisbee on Aug 13, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
In strictest accuracy, he was actually hitting, like, .001 in Augusta last year. Like Evan notes above, he’s basically had one good 40 game stretch in AA, and why that makes him major league ready is anybody’s guess.
On the bright side, he’s a very very good defensive 3B.
My boy ain't fat, he's just big boned. Big bat, too.
Pretty sure she’s talking about a Aurilla/Winn trade.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 13, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
sometimes they don’t announce these things until right before the game.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Aurillia Rumor is up...
on the ESPN.com Rumors Page.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
knocks wood
throws salt over shoulder
sells soul to debbil
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Please let them put Winn in there together with Bochy
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 13, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Aurilia to Rays?
Rich Aurilia | Giants | Interested: Rays?
According to the San Jose Mercury News, infielder Rich Aurilia might be an option for the Tampa Bay Rays, who just lost rookie third baseman Evan Longoria to a wrist injury.
Ha! They actually make you pay to get “inside info” that was available for free form the Merc?
Note to self: Don’t subscribe to espn insider
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lol
the “note to self:” bit gets me every time.
My boy ain't fat, he's just big boned. Big bat, too.
Note to self: Keep using the “Note to self:”. It gets Roger every time.
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ESPN Insider: What gets Roger every time?
What gets Roger every time?
Roger | McCovey Chronicles | Weaknesses
According to Roger, Goofus using “note to self” gets him every time.
i had it for a while
only because they give it to you free w/ ESPN mag subscription (which is actually a decent magazine once in a while). I’d say the trade rumors were about as solid as those on MLB Trade Rumors.
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 13, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
someone put Aurilia and Winn on BART
also, i see nothing on SJ Merc site about any of this.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I would have been more specific about what the rumor said...
But I wanted to add to the drama!
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
They snuck it in at the bottom....
Rich Aurilia might be an option for the Tampa Bay Rays, who are in need of a third baseman after an injury to rookie Evan Longoria.
http://www.mercurynews.com/giantsheadlines/ci_10181602
Pure conjecture….Def a TGTBT contender.
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh
A 3 day old foot long yum rocket might be an option for the Rays as well. Doesn’t make it a “rumor”.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm about to go get a foot long yum rocket.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Do I want to know
what this is?
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Circular reference FTW!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I had KNBR on in the car while I was running lunchtime errands for about 45 minutes and they said nothing.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Ray Woodson threw out a Winn to Rays rumor.
But it was pure conjecture.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I've been listening almost all morning and there has been no mention.
If there is I will post here ASAP
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
You’re problem is that you aren’t listening to the #1 station for Giants news, Wisconsin sports talk radio!
For some reason that reminded me of two things...
Supersonik Elecktronik and the episode of MST3K about the Werewolf that starred Martin Sheen’s brother. The line? “Paul! You is werewolf!”. That is a must see, BTW.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You no need put money in my pocket.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Haven't seen that one
since days of you’re
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I had KNBR on in the car while I was running lunchtime errands for about 45 minutes and they said nothing.
Wow, that’s a lot of dead air. You’d think they could have at least run some commercials or something.
Providing natural gas with every post
when i was listening to the game vs milwakee
and durham had been traded.. the broadcast said nothing about the trade till after the game even though everyone and their mom knew he was traded
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
He knew a guy
Who hung out with Steve Hammond’s guy at H&R Block.
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
'E knows a bloke, 'oo knows a bloke...
This is a bloke you know.
Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com
Well, he was the one who told us we were getting Angel Salome and Brad Nelson in addition to Darren Ford…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I liked that version of the trade.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Must have been a geek ,to hang out with Hammond
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 13, 2008 12:07 PM PDT reply actions
at H&R Block, no less!
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 13, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, Mordy!
Hey, Mordy, you lay off Steve Hammond. Steve has hurt his stock since coming to the Giants, but you don’t know enough about Steve to be commenting intelligently on him.
Kill it....it's over..Balloon Buster!
http://www.mercurynews.com/giantsheadlines/ci_10181602
Rich Aurilia might be an option for the Tampa Bay Rays, who are in need of a third baseman after an injury to rookie Evan Longoria.
Just another case of somebody linking to someone at the local paper thinking Aurilia might be a good fit?
BAH! HUMBUG!
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
well as i see it..
It’s probably just Bowker down, Rohlinger up, Aurilia to first
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
which is...
trading a struggling bat for a (too) young bat , and probably a middling upgrade in the field, moving aurilia from 3rd to 1st, we’ll say neutral move, and rohlinger the defensive specialist to 3rd, a moderate upgrade..
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballon
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
uh.
wow…whoa…no?
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, while your checking out wikidpedia look at Rohlinger's page
It must be true…
Rohlinger was called up the San Francisco Giants on August 13, 2008.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Rohlinger
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
yeah..but who posted that?
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair
I did once edit Armando Benitez’s page to read “Ate five cocks against Pittsburgh on June 12, 2006” or something like that. It stuck around for two days.
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
gotta love
Wikiepedia.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
OMGROTFLMAO
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
i don't see what's so funny
I remember that game, and Armando did, in fact, eat 5 cocks.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
dang
thats a lot of chicken…. but i wouldn’t put it past al-fatso
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
Looks like someone called “BioFreeze8” who’s added lots of stuff to Rohlinger’s page before (like his promotion to CT and his sister’s name), so not a casual prankster.
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Aug 13, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
40 school football records? I didn’t even know that.
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope you guys respect I’m not running from this. If I was trolling I would never come back. Yes it was the same radio station that reported that Salome and Nelson deal was being done for Durham and Taschner. I personally talked to somebody who would know and Rohlinger is up forsure. He left the Double A team last evening.
As far as the other stuff, I can just go by what the radio station said.
I really hope I am not wrong, for you guys and me. If nothing comes true then I will take what ever punishment you guys want (banning, public caining, or hanging).
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 12:34 PM PDT reply actions
you're a good man..
I’ll believe the rohlinger bit, but as far as aurilia and everything else…it’s just sounds way TGTBT.
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
If you are wrong...
BIG V SITS ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But all kidding aside, Thanks for the info… the talk has been fun even if it’s not true.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
No worries
There’s no need for any punishment. You aren’t trolling either. You’re just reporting something you heard that may be going down. Happens around here all the time. Plus you didn’t need to throw filler in to do it, so that’s bonus points!
75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish it was a 74 or 76 word limit. Whenever i see that 75 repeated, I can’t help but think of Zito and his contract.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah. that’s worse!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
What sucks for me...
That was my number from little league to HS.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
If the rumor is unfounded...
we could send Durham to the Brewers to let MadBomb know not to
fook with us in the future!
What…Seriously?!
you have been responcilbe. i don’t yet see and real spin being done here on your part.
we are just getting drunk on a thimble full of hope. Such is the lot of a Giatns fan in ‘08.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, I’m not pissed at you. You’re just sharing info from a legit source. Even the legit sources F up from time to time.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Are the Giants getting a Rays?
The Rays have a lot of very nice prospects, so this could turn out well.
Bad team?
We know the Giants are a bad team, but it appears they have one Winn too many. Oh-Really-(ah)?
Ouch.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
how’s this for a source? Ryan’s girlfriend’s facebook confirms it…haha
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions
Dude
Her facebook said she was 18 – what do you want me to do ?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
She's in trouble...
Major leaguer gonna get himself a new girlfriend.
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
confirmed by Wikipedia!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a serious question though. If Rohlinger and Sandoval get called up are they still eligable to play fall league? Cause I think both could still really use fall league.
Yip Cabbage
I think so
I seem to remember Ortmeier being in the fall league last year, and maybe Schierholtz too.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
They were both there. The rule for major league players is thus: No players with more than one year of credited Major League service as of August 31 are eligible, except a team may select one player picked in the most recently concluded Major League Rule 5 Draft.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice! I was hoping Rohlinger could make a play for the 3b job by next year, as a fill in at least if not by surprising as a starter.
He’s got some pop, plays good defense and can draw a walk. I like it. And he HAS to have a better approach than Rally Killer. So addition by subtraction right? Unless of course Bochy misses playing his favorite son and starts him at 2b ahead of Burris….ugh.
seems as though
Mr Castle has swapped spots with Mr Aurilia. Mr Castle seems to be at “super (special)” sub status.
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
From the West Bend Paper
WEST BEND EAST GRAD TO START FOR MLB GIANTS TONIGHT
By JUDY STEFFES
judy@prepsonthenet.com
WEST BEND – West Bend High School graduate Ryan Rohlinger received a call at midnight Tuesday from the San Francisco Giants and will step into a starting spot tonight making his Major League Baseball debut against the Houston Astros.
Rohlinger, a 2002 graduate of West Bend East High School, was drafted in the 21st round in 2005 by the St. Louis Cardinals. After completing his senior season at the University of Oklahoma he was picked in the 6th round by the Giants in 2006.
SOLID GLOVE AT THE HOT CORNER
High school baseball coach Doug Gonring has been keeping his eye on Rohlinger ever since he played for him from 1999 – 2002. "Every morning, the first thing I check on the computer is how Ryan Rohlinger did and how Scott Roehl pitched for the Akron Aeros," said Gonring of another former player who is on his way to the bigs.
According to the San Francisco Giants web site, the team’s corner position with Jose Castillo had been struggling, especially from the plate where the third baseman is hitting .105.
Gonring received the call about Rohlinger at 5:45 a.m. "I’ve just been on the phone the whole morning and the whole thing gives me goose bumps," he said.
"Ryan is a very gifted ball player but his gifts were his intelligence; all his years being the youngest in the family pushed him to playing smart baseball when he was young," said Gonring noting Rohlinger also has good patience.
"He doesn’t make mistakes running and he’s got a great glove." Gonring said the one area Rohlinger needed to improve was in the field.
"Everything is good except he doesn’t throw the ball as well as he potentially could and that’s something he’ll have to work on. He has a good enough glove to do all that, it’s just how he uses his arm and with age that’ll come," he said.
Rohlinger has a .296 batting average with seven home runs on the season.
The Giants are coming off a 12 – 4 loss against the Astros last night.
Yip Cabbage
There's like 47 things wrong with that article
My head hurts
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
sorry, dude
I just think it’s hilarious that the high school coach of our new starting 3rd baseman needs to work on his throwing.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Original draft read:
WEST BEND HUMAN PERSON TO PLAY AMERICAN SPORT FOR MONEY I THINK
By JUDY STEFFES
judy@prepsonthenet.com
Waiting for Spilman.
Doug Gonring is a absolute coaching legend in Wisconsin. If he says Ryan needs to improve his throwing he probably needs to improve his throwing. Gonring is the type of guy who believes you always have something you can improve on. His record of producing talent ball players is remarkable. He has had more kids drafted from West Bend East (6) then any other high school team times two in cold weather Wisconsin.
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
to clarify
I wasn’t poking fun at Gonring—I was poking fun at the fact that the Giants (apparently) have a starting 3rd baseman who needs to work on his throwing. That’s just sad/funny, but mostly sad.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
“According to the San Francisco Giants web site, the team’s corner position with Jose Castillo had been struggling, especially from the plate where the third baseman is hitting .105.”
My eyes, they burn! BURN!
This just in
Jose Castillo hitting .100 even in august.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
My job involves reading obituary guestbook entries and screening them for content – that’s what I’m supposed to be doing right now instead of dicking around on MCC, actually – and I see sentences that look like that all the time. BUT NOT BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PAID TO WRITE FOR FUCK’S SAKE. Maybe journalism isn’t the best career choice for the functionally illiterate.
Perhaps it has something to do...
with the fact that they write for west bend.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
A real example of such a guestbook entry
Well, part of one. This is part of what’s supposed to be a tribute to a recently dead guy, mind you:
“Knowing I had an older brother always gave me a sense of protection, even though I couldn’t stand you through most of my teen years because you always snitched on Debbie and I, resulting in whippings or restrictions.”
SO MOVING!!!
HE'S EVEN WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Which Castillo are you watching?
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 13, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
This one?
.100 .100 .100 .200
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
i think he meant the reputed .105 average. The article makes it sound like he’s hitting .105 on the season
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
it sure seems that way
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
well, if you count all of the double plays as 0 for 2, then yeah.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
what I learned from this article.
HS coach says our new 3rd baseman has no physical gifts, only intellectual ones and doesn’t throw the ball well. Jose Castillo is hitting .105, and the Giants got crushed by the Astros last night.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope this gets like 400 comments before it’s even official whether or not Rohlinger is being called up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
We are exceptional at talking about nothing.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
out of every 30 minutes
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Seinfeld Chronicles
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Well now he has a good job in the City
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
No he’s working for Bri-an
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Bat him clean-up
The silver lining in this could be the Giants find a diamond in the rough and thus could eliminate spending money on FA or trading for a 3b this winter.
Hold your tongue young man!
We already have a 3b waiting in the wings for next year, and I know I don’t even have to say his name…
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
starts with..
a Schier …
and ends with a
holtz….
???
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
The Quest for 400 Comments
Dugout Chat names for all Giants starters?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Does the Dugout even care about the Giants without Barry or do we have to make up our own?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I was #8 in highschool
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
lol The Ocho
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Newsflash!
Jose Castillo hitting as bad as John Bowker in the second half!
.152 .222 .212 .434
.194 .194 .250 .444
Guess which is which??
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
correct
and if they drown, that means they’re innocent
and if they float, they’re guilty and you burn them at the stake
A is Bowker and B is Castillo
because I know Bowker walked a few times
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Winner!!!
Castillo, However, hasn’t walked ONCE since the ASG. Not even once!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Coincidentally
They have an identical # of PA’s.
Bowker has walked 6 times.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
One last comparison
Castillo first half OPS+ 94.
Bowker: 106
So if Bowker is so overmatched he needs to go back to AAA, what does that say about Castillooooooo
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I don’t think there’s anyone who’s saying anything nice about Castillo these days. At least with Bowker, it’s mostly “He needs some low pressure ABs in AAA to get back on track.” With Castillo, it’s more like “ARRRRGH DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER”.
Even the “HE HITS DOUBLES!!” brigade has quieted down.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I am taking full credit
As the OG Castillo hater.
I have the fanpost to prove it.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I said some nice things about him for about a week, and then immediately regretted it.
you can't block the Bocock
I said some nice things about him, but it was only because I was trying to get laid. Wait…what?
Providing natural gas with every post
He’d hit it
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Double Play Brigade
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I closed my BBR windows
Or else I would list just how many doubles he’s hit since the ASB.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
So I was like, “Whoa! 97 new comments! Something must have gone down.” I severely underestimated you guys.
ROHLINontheRiver: Hey
I heart Ryan!!!!: Hi darling!
ROHLINontheRiver: I got called up to the show, and I don’t think my cellie works in SF
I heart Ryan!!!!: OMG THAT’S SO GREAT!!!!
User ROHLINontheRiver has blocked you
I heart Ryan!!!!: .... hello…?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
pwn3d even
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Win.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
She is from Oklahoma and she is a pretty attractive girl. Some idiots in Wisconsin think he is dating Chellsie Memmel the US gymnastics girls.
Yip Cabbage
There are two things that make Chellsie Memmel flip
– gymnastics and a good book.
Through her charity "There is More than One Way to Flip," Chellsie plans to support literacy by putting books into the hands of less fortunate children in the Greater Milwaukee Area.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Speaking of Lewis, it was mentioned in a shitty Yahoo sports article I saw today that, while in the minors, he broke a pitcher’s skull with a line drive. Dude’s dangerous!
that would be an interesting connection
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
What a coincidence.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s like a superhero comic… the line drive to Ziegler’s head is what has turned him into SUPERPITCHER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
OMG origin story
The Adventures of Zig and Flew.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t he try to kill a fan yesterday too?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I must have missed that, although I did see Rich Aurilia trying to kill a little girl in the stands not long after Lincecum got hurt.
yeah, he threw his bat into the stands.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
for those who are thinking, HUH?
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=lewis
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
After reading how everyone cried over that article, I figured jokes about his driving would crash and burn.
Providing natural gas with every post
no
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
:(
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you pass him on 5 or something?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Some dude on the Giants forums:
It’s official !!! Just had a T.I. sighting @ Minute Maid Park. Yessssssss
take it for what it’s worth?
Well ya know
All those asian people look the same. It was probably Dave Roberts.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Hinshaw too
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
touches nose
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
according to the census, that makes folks like us (Grandfather’s name is Sukhan) white.
you can't block the Bocock
I’m going to dig in on ethnicity and geopolitics once I get started at university and finally answer these questions.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
So TI and Rohlinger are up with the big club?
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions
IF YOU CAN'T TRUST MILWAUKEE SPORTSTALK RADIO
Then who can you trust?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Both TI and RohL can't be up
Unless someone besides Bowker goes down.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s weird. I just got an e-mail:
“Dear Grant,
In case you were wondering, this site has little to do with you anymore. Post your quasi-informational posts and stupid jokes if you still want to…or don’t. We’ll call you if we need a cat picture.
Sincerely,
This Thread”
This thread is all growns up
You need to set it free. If it comes back to you, it’s yours. If not, it never was.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
You know you've got a good blog
When you don’t even really need to write for it.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
We have our own quasi-informational posts and stupid jokes, and with time we’ll take out some information and make them even stupider!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Best Thread this year?
we need a poll.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
This was good too: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/6/27/560321/so-when-do-we-get-real-and
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
2nd best thread
AT BEST!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU GUYS I DON’T WANT TO TRADE FOR JOE CREDE
YOU GUYS I DON’T WANT TO TRADE FOR JOE CREDE
Waiting for Spilman.
I also remember somebody doing a fanpost about how Matt Cain must be a wife beater, because (a) the team was deliberately not scoring for his starts because they hate him, and (b) some vague mention from a newspaper article about how he bickered with his girlfriend after a frustrating loss. That was pretty brilliant.
That thread was the most fun thing ever.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
We made it to 400+ comments, great job everyone!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Is it really? that is rediculous.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d like to thank my family, friends, and ESPECIALLY JR Towles for making this and all things possible
NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/8/13/592454/open-rohlinger-speculat
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Oh, that was mean
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMN YOU GOT ME
Saved by Netnanny
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
RICK ROHLINGERED!
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
AH THAT’S PERFECT FOR HIS DUGOUT NAME.
RICKROHLINGER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Winner!
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
If he gets a hit or a HR or makes a nice play tonight, you can be sure that I’ll be posting “RICKROHL’D” in the gameday thread.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I expect credit
for anytime that happens. And if someone uses that as a name, it should say “TM AITI” after. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh No, which one do I go to?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Laser Cats!
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You can hang me in a bottle like a cat
Let the crows pick me clean but for my hat
Where the wailing of a baby
Meets the footsteps of the dead
We’re all mad here
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Well, duh.
What do you think it is, some top 40 garbage?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
RUSH!@!@%@^!%$!@^RTUIWI !W#I! )!#
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Media Fail
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
HEADLINES FROM DEFENDERS WEBSITE no kidding
Martinez gets long ball support
Brilliant Bump named pitcher of the week
adopter/sponsor of "Go, Antoan" Richardson
So, Nate Bump will be promoted to to replace the accidentially DFA’d Alex Hinshaw.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus… do we need a Rohlinger Called Up II, Hydro-Electric Bugaloo thread?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Darby?
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker?
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, so I’m not going to read all 500 comments in this thread. Can somebody catch me up?
Here’s what I saw before I had to just skip the rest: Aurilia + Winn to Rays for Something / Rohlinger, Ishikawa Called Up, Bowker Sent Down.
How much of this is confirmed?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Oh….
Well, shit. 500 comments for nothing….
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
How dare you insinuate that this fanpost was a waste of time for all involved!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
No, no no. I’ve come to the conclusion that any thread that goes over 300 before something ACTUALLY happens is perfectly worthwhile for all involved.
What I was getting at was the fact that I wasn’t one of those involved, so the implication is that it was a waste of time for me.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
absolutely nothing
but it hasn’t been shot down either so we are taking that as it being confirmed!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
ZERO!
Although, on Facebook Rohlinger’s girlfriend claims that he’s a major leaguer.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
shot down
that would consist of, say, Bob Evans sending a fax to Grant?
adopter/sponsor of "Go, Antoan" Richardson
OFFICIAL
Huge, huge shift today. The Giants have a whole new corner infield. John Bowker and Steve Holm were optioned to Fresno and Jose Castillo was designated for assignment. Rohlinger, a third baseman, comes from Double-A Connecticut along with Sandoval, who can catch and play first base. Ishikawa was lighting it up at Triple-A Fresno. He switches spots with Bowker, who was hitting .154 since the All-Star break.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
If you guys need me I’ll be in my car honking the horn and yelling USA USA USA
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
He most definitely rules, but I feel as though I should committ seppuku because he clearly has me beat on Giants minor league stuff.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m one lost niche away from drinking myself to death in the bathtub.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I think this news deserves its own thread. Really.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
What does this mean for Bengie, I wonder?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I can’t really see them calling up Sandoval and then only playing him once a week.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I dunno, maybe it’s just that they actually DFA’d Castillo, but all of a sudden, I have a much higher estimation of the Giants current level of intelligence.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
That is totally the way I feel
DFA’ing castillo shows me that they have a fucking clue.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
correct. we can’t forget who’s in charge.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Poor Steve Holm, though. He keeps getting sent down despite doing competently in almost no playing time.
+1
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Mythbusters - Being sent down.
You have to suck to be sent down…. BUSTED!
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d feel bad for him, but he’ll be back in a few weeks anyway.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I think somebody should make a new thread for the news
this thread has gone way off topic
Madtown Bomber should update the actual post with the full information.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Well, the Aurilia/Winn trade wasn’t true, which is a pity, but otherwise… Life couldn’t get better! yeah!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
It still could be...
Best day ever!
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah cool, so they were just waiting for me to make it official.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Inflated self worth FTW
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m just saying… I show up, and then shortly after that the news becomes official.
That doesn’t sound like a coincidence to me, except in the very literal sense that the two things coincided.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Do we need a separate howtheyscored signal? OR are you really Baggerly in disguise? HMM
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t complain.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
catcher?
It’s not like Bengie Molina is a good hitter. Look at his OPS last 3 months, he hasn’t broken .700.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
The Big 3 HR hitters arrive
Ishikawa
Sandoval
Rohlinger
SF needs help with the power game and three of their power prospects arrive. SF needs help on the corners and the prospects arrive. SF could use another power bat and young catcher and Sandoval arrives. Are you watching, Gerald Posey?
AHHHHH!
MY HEAD S-PLODE!
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
this is fucking awesome
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Ok so the only thing I got wrong was the trade? I think I got the Rohlinger, Sandoval, Ish thing right. I just talked to Ryan Rohlinger on the phone and he confirmed it but I was beat by the Giants sources.
Yip Cabbage
Rumors never die...
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
So, wait, how do you know Ryan’s phone number?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I thought it didn't work in SF ?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
it does in Houston
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
this thread is too dang big because of people posting but not adding anything important to the discussion.
really, people
adopter/sponsor of "Go, Antoan" Richardson
yeah! like comments about how big the thread is and how most don’t add anything new..to…the….
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Guilty
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
I played an extremely important part of this thread. I mean.. I MADE the roster moves happen.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
each new original thought requires its own fanpost
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much sums up my existence on this site.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 13, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t possibly read through all these new comments. Is there a Fanshot™ that provides me with a quick link, quote or video containing this information?
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
You know how this makes me feel?
Like I’m living in the limelight, which is, of course, the universal dream.
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 13, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
pie?
you have pie?
Best place to get pie not really around here is the Happy Apple Kitchen off of highway 174 in Chicago Park, Ca
They grow their own apples / peaches for their pies.. mmmmm….
salty chips & dip FTW!
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 13, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm excited
but I’m worried what this means for my boy. He needs to PLAY I say. He can’t platoon with Ishi because he hits better lefty. Bengie doesn’t sit enough to give him meaningful playing time at C. I don’t want my boy’s flow stimied by a bunch of bench time.
My boy ain't fat, he's just big boned. Big bat, too.
if the Giants think Bengie will add something to the team next season, they’d be wise to give him a few more days off from here on out this season to save his body a little punishment. that would also preserve his value somewhat in the event of a trade, which the Giants should definitely pursue.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Great thread everybody. great work. 650!
Thanks Bomber. Great scoop.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
six hundred fifty ONE!
I say we go for 700. Better yet, 756!
New idea: greatest ninja turtle?
I’ve always been partial to Donatello. He had the brains + a kick-ass bowstaff
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
Here’s a good primer on Official McC Ninja Turtle Opinions.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
What the hell?
How did I miss this? I’ve been around for a while and I completely wet the bed. A nice big one that you can’t just put a towel over.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 15, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions

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