Rohlinger called up
Just heard on a Milwaukee, Wisconsin radio station that Ryan Rohlinger has been called up to the Giants and will be starting at 3rd base tonight against Houston. Rohlinger had been rumored for the past couple weeks of a call up around here. No word on whether Pablo went with. I will find out! I also don't know who got sent down but there were 2 open 40 man spots that he was placed on.
http://www.prepsonthenet.com/newsreader.aspx?article=1696
WEST BEND EAST GRAD TO START FOR MLB GIANTS TONIGHT
By JUDY STEFFES
judy@prepsonthenet.com
WEST BEND – West Bend High School graduate Ryan Rohlinger received a call at midnight Tuesday from the San Francisco Giants and will step into a starting spot tonight making his Major League Baseball debut against the Houston Astros.
Rohlinger, a 2002 graduate of West Bend East High School, was drafted in the 21st round in 2005 by the St. Louis Cardinals. After completing his senior season at the University of Oklahoma he was picked in the 6th round by the Giants in 2006.
SOLID GLOVE AT THE HOT CORNER
High school baseball coach Doug Gonring has been keeping his eye on Rohlinger ever since he played for him from 1999 – 2002. “Every morning, the first thing I check on the computer is how Ryan Rohlinger did and how Scott Roehl pitched for the Akron Aeros,” said Gonring of another former player who is on his way to the bigs.
According to the San Francisco Giants web site, the team’s corner position with Jose Castillo had been struggling, especially from the plate where the third baseman is hitting .105.
Gonring received the call about Rohlinger at 5:45 a.m. “I’ve just been on the phone the whole morning and the whole thing gives me goose bumps,” he said.
“Ryan is a very gifted ball player but his gifts were his intelligence; all his years being the youngest in the family pushed him to playing smart baseball when he was young,” said Gonring noting Rohlinger also has good patience.
“He doesn’t make mistakes running and he’s got a great glove.” Gonring said the one area Rohlinger needed to improve was in the field.
“Everything is good except he doesn’t throw the ball as well as he potentially could and that’s something he’ll have to work on. He has a good enough glove to do all that, it’s just how he uses his arm and with age that’ll come,” he said.
Rohlinger has a .296 batting average with seven home runs on the season.
The Giants are coming off a 12 – 4 loss against the Astros last night.
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Whoa!
Adios, el Rallykiller!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 8:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does this mean the Castle is being stormed? Count me in.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 8:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
please please please
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
by Speedforthewin on Aug 13, 2008 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do want
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just talked to a close family friend of Rohlinger’s that said that he is indeed up and that he is going to be playing 3rd. Also said that the Giants plan on using Rohlinger at 2B and SS as well at times the remainder of the season.
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 8:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would prefer that we just storm the castle, let him stay at third, and be done with it
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
by Speedforthewin on Aug 13, 2008 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes!!
Its not like Joe Castle is anything more then the tempary spare. Lets see is Rohlinger might do better with your cluster Fork shuffle.
/ gives Boulder Skull the stank eye.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Because after all, if a guy is having the first really impressive stretch of his career in 44 games at AA, then he’s probably ready for the majors. Right?
by Evan on Aug 13, 2008 8:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey they thought it was a good idea to stick him at third in ST when he hadn’t played a game above low-A. At least now there’s sort of a good reason to bring him up. Part of that being the absolutely abysmal shit they had there prior. And that’s taking into account that Aurilia has been actually pretty okay this year.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think it’s a big deal, and I’m looking forward to seeing him play. But I am a little amazed to see the Giants doubling down on their Bizarro World player-development strategy.
by Evan on Aug 13, 2008 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whart are you implying, sir?
That the Giants FO have a haphazard and random player development strategy? HOW DARE YOU!
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 13, 2008 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, of course
It worked well for Bocock Ortmeier Bowk Lincecum, so I’m sure it’ll work again.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Houston
Good place for him to make his debut, though… everyone gets to mash in that park.
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 9:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We probably
traded Aurilia for Rohlinger.
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would rule
Here’s hoping
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is going down?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 9:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Survey says
Bowker
possible/hopeful: Castle DFAed, or Aurilia traded
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Bowker is down
Then why not bring up Ishi, an actual first baseman?
But yeah, Bowker could use a few weeks in the time-out corner.
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So we get the all Aurilia @ 1b show?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
#35. The wheel does not lie!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE⢠returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Aug 13, 2008 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I appreciate Mr. Bowker.
He doesn’t need a time out, he needs a nap.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Or just more time to work it out, but I’m okay with this…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hopefully my wife!
on me!
/rimshot
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Aug 13, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
rimshot? you’re into that?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE???????
:P
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Aug 13, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not judging. Just inquiring minds want to know…
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh crap… you beat me to it.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s what she said!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s what she said!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh god...
The merry-go-round continues. I just hope this means Rich is gone.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 9:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's the record
for most MLB debuts for a team in one season?
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 9:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If this is because Aurilia is traded or Jose is DFA
Then good. If this is ‘cause Bowker is sent down, then bad.
Not that sending Bowker down is the end of the world, but if you do that, bringing up Ishikawa makes more sense.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 9:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
but that would mean Richie gets less time at first.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed completely.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The radio station in Milwaukee is reporting that Aurilia and Winn are close to being sent to the Tampa Rays. Also reporting that Bowker is close to being sent down and that Ryan Rohlinger, Pablo Sandoval and Travis Ishikawa are all being rumored to be heading up. Rohlinger is the only confirmed call-up as of right now.
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 9:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap!
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 13, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those two actually make some sense in Tampa. Rather interesting thought.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, they need infield depth and an outfielder.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is a ballclub that could use a little veteren savvy.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 13, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For great justice,
Trade off every Winn.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT YOU SAY
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait a second...
Was it the Milwaukee radio station from “Happy Days”?
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am a little perplexed at how a Milwaukee radio station finds the time to update its listeners on Giants personnel moves in between talking about Brett Favre, Brett Favre, the Green Bay Packers and Brett Favre.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 13, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe I rubbed off my Giants interest on all those Milwaukee guys who were trying to get with me.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait
who rubbed who off now??
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For about three years I attracted several men from Milwaukee and I really can’t tell you why. At least I got a Prince Fielder signed ball out of it, and an interest in the Brewers as my second NL team. I’ve mentioned the boyfriend as my reason for liking the Brewers but there were others who were buzzing around too.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m thinking it was the Eau De Bratwurst perfume.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A while back, there was a gameday thread when someone from the Brewers site showed up and asked you to come join their gameday thread because you were the only girl they know. But I don’t think you were even around for that.
Some people attract jerks, some attract crazies…and some attract Brewer fans.
by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really they did? I’m flattered. I thought I was just annoying them all with my noobish questions about Brewers prospects. I sort of took a hiatus from that project when my home life went to hell in a handbasket and I don’t know when I can resume caring more about sports than the other things in my life.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, if you search for “the only girl we know,” I bet it would come up.
by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I found it. Now I feel bad because I was out that day. And I guess they think I’m pretty okay after all.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmā¦
Hmmā¦
Hmmmā¦
Yes Barron is a Good influence.
And can imamate Yogi rather well!
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG
THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit, that would automatically make this team like five times more interesting.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, please Sabean...Make a deal, we're dying here.
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on Aug 13, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Milwaukee radio
The center of the baseball world. Who would have guessed? This isn’t Bob Uecker being funny, is it?
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The local station mid morning host is a former high school classmate of Ryan Rohlinger at West Bend High School and talks Rohlinger all the time. So it is pretty big news. I called the show and asked who he was going for and this is who he stated. take it for what it is but I have been told be 3 sources now that Rohlinger is forsure called up.
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool!
And thanks for being at the right place at the right time! We need information from all places. Keep your ears open and eyes peeled. Metaphorically. Or whatever. But thanks!
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McAgents everywhere
We’ve got people deep, deep, deep undercover in places you wouldn’t believe. For your own safety, I probably should just leave at that.
Providing natural gas with every post
by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, absolutely:
Josh exploiting the soft underbelly of Hollywood; WalrusMan and Madtown Bomber cutting through the cheese in Wisconsin; Andy, Roger, and xanthan polling in the general DC area; Dan keeping a lid on pressure-packed Albuquerque and scoping out the Marlins’ prospects; rxmeister in NY, HondoHurricane in CT, and NearestNorwich in NJ, balancing our West coast bias; KidFresh protecting us from errant maple leaves; and GiantFanInSingapore laboring to gather info while most of us sleep. It’s a worldwide network of Giant goodness. And I’m very thankful.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't forget!
I’m taking care of making sure the Visalia Oaks don’t help the D-backs take over the universe.
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 13, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wtf this is actually awesome. Are the Giants allowed to do awesome stuff?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thougth the PDC expresly forbids it...
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or especially “expressly”. Woot. Giddy with the possibilities, and now I can’t type….
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know the return shouldn’t be much, but i’m kind of excited (assuming this goes through) about getting something through the rays’ minor league system.
also, i emailed baggarly about this, so i’m hoping to hear some kind of update/confirmation
by ryanmiles on Aug 13, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SF could use some infielders and always can use some pitching
by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No offense or anything
But why would a Milwaukee station get the scoop on this before Tampa or SF? Or is this common, and I’m just an idiot?
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 13, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because usually the player is informed before the media and the player tells the family and the family tells friends and boom. Like I said before the local host here is a high school classmate of Rohlinger and talks to him frequently.
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WA WA WEE WA!!!
Great success!
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 9:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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Proud adoptive parent of Tim Alderson.
by Anticon23 on Aug 13, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Musical Chairs
that means there’s a 3b void in Connecticut. Does Matt Downs get to go? IF it is someone from SJ, does that mean that Connor Gillaspie gets to try things out in SJ?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 9:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They were talking about moving Gillaspie up to SJ relatively soonish, weren’t they?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, for McC's Innaugural Prospect Night
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how considerate of them…
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flowers and cake and a parade too.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Downs to the Defenders
Shoulda happened six weeks ago.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What in “Ray Durham for Steve Hammond” is going on here? Ya’ll need to calm down.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 13, 2008 9:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mets interested in Aurilia rumor
Baggarly reported it last week
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 9:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If something like this does happen
Sabean gets major cred.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 9:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just watch, he’ll probably accidentally DFA Fred Lewis.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Aug 13, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
while somehow retaining his bunion
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bite your tongue!
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bite My Bunion!!
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 13, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why does this sound like it should be a line from King Pin ?
“Roy toy. Rents due.”
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laughed out loud
Then I checked the “transactions” listing, just to be sure. Sadly.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It something like this happen I think I will welcome our new Alien Over Lords.
I might even water their pods regularly
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAIL ANTS
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAIL (GI)ANTS
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it sounds too good to be true
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shaddup
We’re doing irrational exuberance here
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what else do we have going for us, besides Threadaggedon, that is?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Winn is really gone
Then Bowker probably should stay up to play RF…
Unless they are going to give it to Velez.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 9:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Roberts in left, Lewis in right.
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on Aug 13, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d be fine with that. I think Bowker would benefit from a few weeks of low pressure ABs in Fresno and maybe it’d light a fire under his ass a bit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am okay with this
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would be cool with that.Or lewis getting his feet fixed.
Velez would be the next temapry Spare Tire in my twsited universe..
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bowker
Bowker needs to play everyday and even against LHPs. IF SF is not going to give him that opportunity then maybe a couple of weeks of steady play in Fresno is the answer until September call-ups. Put Bowker in the OF and leave him there. Let Ishikawa play 1b so SF can evaluate his talent.
If trading with TB make sure to get some infield help and pitching.
by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap was so giddy I was not thinking in terms of the return besides rooster & budget freeing up.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Grant gets his Zobrist wish to come true. He should consult with sharksrog about shrine requirements.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know when shrine requirements are mentioned I keep seeing Mel Gibsonās "safe room" in Conspiracy Theory. i know the posted pics are from Major Leauge but i keep seeing that room.
No Gravy for the brain!
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rohlinger
Any positions the Giants can fill this year will make for less positions Sabean needs to fill this winter. SF is sorely lacking in HR punch so Ishikawa 1b (24 HR), Sandoval C (20 HR) and Rohlinger 3b (13 HR) are attractive to the big club.
by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 9:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HR is not a position
SF is sorely lacking in OFFENSIVE punch, independent of Hr’s.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HR *IS* a position
Sadly, Aaron Rowand (11) is playing it for us.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they’re also sorely lacking in interesting players.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The dude who sews letters on the backs of jerseys
is gonna be super busy.
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 10:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/ resits urge to tell a poor 4:20 joke.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
quick!
someone turn on the baggarly signal. a bagg signal, if you will.
by ryanmiles on Aug 13, 2008 10:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m afraid we’d only get Commissioner Gordon Selig.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/ golf clap
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I told you people we do golf claps in SF!!!
Thanks to Dave for making me right! =)
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
by JRPhillips on Aug 13, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't be hasty, Dave's in exile
Probably for doing a golf clap in San Francisco.
VAE PVTO DEVS FIO
by Bhaakon on Aug 13, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Character Assignation ( or besmirching) will not work on me. It requires a positive attributes to slander.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So we could see this lineup:
C. Sandoval
1b. Ishikawa
2b. Burris
3b. Rohlinger
Ss. Ochoa
Lf. Lewis
Cf. Rowand
Rf. Bowker
Sweet.
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
by SF Pete on Aug 13, 2008 10:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
or after the Olympics
RF Schierholtz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SIgn, surgery and Evalutate
Sign Gerald Posey and he plays SS. Have Lewis get foot surgery now so can rehab over winter and be Ready Freddie come ST. Call-up the HR kids Ishikawa, Sandoval and Rohlinger and give them a true evaluation the remaining 45 games.
by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy crap that would rule
I get this feeling like I’m going to read the rest of this thread and it’s going to be all “Nope! Not actually happening!”
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 13, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want confirmation and I want it now!!!!!
by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 13, 2008 10:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously
if this ends up being bogus, i’m hopping on a plane to kick Madtown Bomber’s ass
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, I don’t think it’s smart to upset a mad bomber.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
by Lyle on Aug 13, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why can’t I find a picture of the Bolshevik Muppet with the dynamite when I need it!
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If this is bogus I will kick my own ass considering how much time I have spent trying to confirm this and racking cell phone minutes up.
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Webcast the asskicking please.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i’ll pay per view that shit
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you do get confirmation we’ll make sure you get credit on ESPN.com and Foxsports
by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 13, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
right after the Favre updates and Red Sox and Yankees scores
by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
as long as I get to see every pass Aaron Rodgers throws during the exhibition season as a highlight, I’m good.
by tyrannoman on Aug 13, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d recommend starting some sort of fight club, but the second rule would be not to talk about it.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 13, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If this is true
it is worthy of a celebration greater than or equal to that of a Giants victory.
Rohlinger FTW!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 10:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
greater. Every Gaitns win this season decreese the our draft standing next June.
wins v.s The Evils are worthy. but the the Nat? That is just cutting our own freaking throat.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kind of good news no matter what, right?
Either we DFA’d Castillo or traded Aurilla (maybe Winn too), right? I think TI would be the call if we sent Bowker down. So good news, but I’m hoping it’s great news (Aurilla/Winn packaged to TB for one of their tasty prospects).
by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 13, 2008 10:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hold the phone
Aurilla is playing first tonight to give Bowker a break so I’m pretty sure that means he did not get traded right?
I'm young but i didn't fall off the truck yesterday!
by jbowl on Aug 13, 2008 10:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A trade to Tampa would probably change those plans.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would
they still report it on the front page of sfgiants.com?
I'm young but i didn't fall off the truck yesterday!
by jbowl on Aug 13, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why
must you try and crush hope?
by chilibean_3 on Aug 13, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when would the website find out?
I'm young but i didn't fall off the truck yesterday!
by jbowl on Aug 13, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
that story was filed at 2:02 am EDT. things change.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
was just posting the same point
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok I just was wondering.
I'm young but i didn't fall off the truck yesterday!
by jbowl on Aug 13, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this going to be like the time when we all thought Jose Castillo was getting traded to the Twins? Because I don’t think my heart can take it.
by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously
things like this are not to be joked about and if someone Rick Rolls us by disguising the link as confirmation I will go ballistic.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would never do that
2girls1cup maybe, but never a rick roll
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rick maki?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well that would just be funny
Shake that Bear would also be ok
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just rubb some dirt on it and shake it off.
I am told It works on arms to.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if this is just a cock tease......
Then Im gonna choke somebody!!!
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 13, 2008 10:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you don't like to be teased but do like to choke,
Why not choke that which you don’t like teased?
bringing you moral turpitude since 1963
by Idaho Nick on Aug 13, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he’s really Wayne Brady and he calls his penis “bitch”.
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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
Choking bitches can get you arrested.
bringing you moral turpitude since 1963
by Idaho Nick on Aug 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 hours and no link or confirmation from anyone
uh…yeah
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2008 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Too good to be true was probably the correct thought.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t imagine why Rohlinger qualifies as TGTBT, especially with Ishikawa being so hot. Rohlinger was hitting, like, .001 in San Jose last year. He doesn’t need a 40-man spot to sit on the bench.
by Grant on Aug 13, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In strictest accuracy, he was actually hitting, like, .001 in Augusta last year. Like Evan notes above, he’s basically had one good 40 game stretch in AA, and why that makes him major league ready is anybody’s guess.
On the bright side, he’s a very very good defensive 3B.
My boy ain't fat, he's just big boned. Big bat, too.
by Roger on Aug 13, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure she’s talking about a Aurilla/Winn trade.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Aug 13, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Solely because he’s not Castillo.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m talking about the overall picture of a Aurilia/Winn trade, Bowker down and Sandoval, Ishikawa and Rohlinger up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny, I thought you were referring to me.
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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sometimes they don’t announce these things until right before the game.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aurillia Rumor is up...
on the ESPN.com Rumors Page.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
knocks wood
throws salt over shoulder
sells soul to debbil
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please let them put Winn in there together with Bochy
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 13, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any details to detail?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
only if youre a super special elite espn insider
by ryanmiles on Aug 13, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aurilia to Rays?
Rich Aurilia | Giants | Interested: Rays?
According to the San Jose Mercury News, infielder Rich Aurilia might be an option for the Tampa Bay Rays, who just lost rookie third baseman Evan Longoria to a wrist injury.
by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that's solid evidence...
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol ESPN insider
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha! They actually make you pay to get “inside info” that was available for free form the Merc?
Note to self: Don’t subscribe to espn insider
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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
the “note to self:” bit gets me every time.
My boy ain't fat, he's just big boned. Big bat, too.
by Roger on Aug 13, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Note to self: Keep using the “Note to self:”. It gets Roger every time.
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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN Insider: What gets Roger every time?
What gets Roger every time?
Roger | McCovey Chronicles | Weaknesses
According to Roger, Goofus using “note to self” gets him every time.
by kaliber on Aug 13, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i had it for a while
only because they give it to you free w/ ESPN mag subscription (which is actually a decent magazine once in a while). I’d say the trade rumors were about as solid as those on MLB Trade Rumors.
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 13, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
someone put Aurilia and Winn on BART
also, i see nothing on SJ Merc site about any of this.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have been more specific about what the rumor said...
But I wanted to add to the drama!
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They snuck it in at the bottom....
Rich Aurilia might be an option for the Tampa Bay Rays, who are in need of a third baseman after an injury to rookie Evan Longoria.
http://www.mercurynews.com/giantsheadlines/ci_10181602
Pure conjecture….Def a TGTBT contender.
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
A 3 day old foot long yum rocket might be an option for the Rays as well. Doesn’t make it a “rumor”.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm about to go get a foot long yum rocket.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do I want to know
what this is?
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
subway commercial
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They must read McCovey Chronicles
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Circular reference FTW!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had KNBR on in the car while I was running lunchtime errands for about 45 minutes and they said nothing.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ray Woodson threw out a Winn to Rays rumor.
But it was pure conjecture.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been listening almost all morning and there has been no mention.
If there is I will post here ASAP
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re problem is that you aren’t listening to the #1 station for Giants news, Wisconsin sports talk radio!
by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flagrant misuse of you're = -2 points
by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU ARE PROBLEM!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason that reminded me of two things...
Supersonik Elecktronik and the episode of MST3K about the Werewolf that starred Martin Sheen’s brother. The line? “Paul! You is werewolf!”. That is a must see, BTW.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You no need put money in my pocket.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haven't seen that one
since days of you’re
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had KNBR on in the car while I was running lunchtime errands for about 45 minutes and they said nothing.
Wow, that’s a lot of dead air. You’d think they could have at least run some commercials or something.
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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe they were playing music?
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 13, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when i was listening to the game vs milwakee
and durham had been traded.. the broadcast said nothing about the trade till after the game even though everyone and their mom knew he was traded
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Aug 13, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn’t the Madtown Bomber scoop everyone with the Ray Durham trade?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 12:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He knew a guy
Who hung out with Steve Hammond’s guy at H&R Block.
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
'E knows a bloke, 'oo knows a bloke...
This is a bloke you know.
Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com
by leftymalo on Aug 13, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, he was the one who told us we were getting Angel Salome and Brad Nelson in addition to Darren Ford…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked that version of the trade.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must have been a geek ,to hang out with Hammond
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 13, 2008 12:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
at H&R Block, no less!
STEVE HOLM: Better than Alfonso? Why yes, of course.
by UnleashTheGore on Aug 13, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Mordy!
Hey, Mordy, you lay off Steve Hammond. Steve has hurt his stock since coming to the Giants, but you don’t know enough about Steve to be commenting intelligently on him.
by sharksrog on Aug 13, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kill it....it's over..Balloon Buster!
http://www.mercurynews.com/giantsheadlines/ci_10181602
Rich Aurilia might be an option for the Tampa Bay Rays, who are in need of a third baseman after an injury to rookie Evan Longoria.
Just another case of somebody linking to someone at the local paper thinking Aurilia might be a good fit?
BAH! HUMBUG!
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I fail to see how this is a ballon buster...
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well as i see it..
It’s probably just Bowker down, Rohlinger up, Aurilia to first
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
which is...
trading a struggling bat for a (too) young bat , and probably a middling upgrade in the field, moving aurilia from 3rd to 1st, we’ll say neutral move, and rohlinger the defensive specialist to 3rd, a moderate upgrade..
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it’s a “balloon” buster with out the “oon”.
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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballon
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh.
wow…whoa…no?
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, while your checking out wikidpedia look at Rohlinger's page
It must be true…
Rohlinger was called up the San Francisco Giants on August 13, 2008.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Rohlinger
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on Aug 13, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah..but who posted that?
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair
I did once edit Armando Benitez’s page to read “Ate five cocks against Pittsburgh on June 12, 2006” or something like that. It stuck around for two days.
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotta love
Wikiepedia.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMGROTFLMAO
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't see what's so funny
I remember that game, and Armando did, in fact, eat 5 cocks.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dang
thats a lot of chicken…. but i wouldn’t put it past al-fatso
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like someone called “BioFreeze8” who’s added lots of stuff to Rohlinger’s page before (like his promotion to CT and his sister’s name), so not a casual prankster.
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Aug 13, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
40 school football records? I didn’t even know that.
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you guys respect I’m not running from this. If I was trolling I would never come back. Yes it was the same radio station that reported that Salome and Nelson deal was being done for Durham and Taschner. I personally talked to somebody who would know and Rohlinger is up forsure. He left the Double A team last evening.
As far as the other stuff, I can just go by what the radio station said.
I really hope I am not wrong, for you guys and me. If nothing comes true then I will take what ever punishment you guys want (banning, public caining, or hanging).
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 12:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Even
kancho?
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even
kancho?
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're a good man..
I’ll believe the rohlinger bit, but as far as aurilia and everything else…it’s just sounds way TGTBT.
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you are wrong...
BIG V SITS ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But all kidding aside, Thanks for the info… the talk has been fun even if it’s not true.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No worries
There’s no need for any punishment. You aren’t trolling either. You’re just reporting something you heard that may be going down. Happens around here all the time. Plus you didn’t need to throw filler in to do it, so that’s bonus points!
by Natto on Aug 13, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish it was a 74 or 76 word limit. Whenever i see that 75 repeated, I can’t help but think of Zito and his contract.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah. that’s worse!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What sucks for me...
That was my number from little league to HS.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the rumor is unfounded...
we could send Durham to the Brewers to let MadBomb know not to
fook with us in the future!
What…Seriously?!
by bgunn on Aug 13, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have been responcilbe. i don’t yet see and real spin being done here on your part.
we are just getting drunk on a thimble full of hope. Such is the lot of a Giatns fan in ‘08.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, I’m not pissed at you. You’re just sharing info from a legit source. Even the legit sources F up from time to time.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are the Giants getting a Rays?
The Rays have a lot of very nice prospects, so this could turn out well.
by sharksrog on Aug 13, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad team?
We know the Giants are a bad team, but it appears they have one Winn too many. Oh-Really-(ah)?
by sharksrog on Aug 13, 2008 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ouch.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how’s this for a source? Ryan’s girlfriend’s facebook confirms it…haha
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If it's on facebook
It must be true!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude
Her facebook said she was 18 – what do you want me to do ?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's in trouble...
Major leaguer gonna get himself a new girlfriend.
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Major leaguer gonna get himself a new girlfriendS.
by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
confirmed by Wikipedia!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a serious question though. If Rohlinger and Sandoval get called up are they still eligable to play fall league? Cause I think both could still really use fall league.
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think so
I seem to remember Ortmeier being in the fall league last year, and maybe Schierholtz too.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 13, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were both there. The rule for major league players is thus: No players with more than one year of credited Major League service as of August 31 are eligible, except a team may select one player picked in the most recently concluded Major League Rule 5 Draft.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice! I was hoping Rohlinger could make a play for the 3b job by next year, as a fill in at least if not by surprising as a starter.
He’s got some pop, plays good defense and can draw a walk. I like it. And he HAS to have a better approach than Rally Killer. So addition by subtraction right? Unless of course Bochy misses playing his favorite son and starts him at 2b ahead of Burris….ugh.
by Hobbes2d on Aug 13, 2008 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
seems as though
Mr Castle has swapped spots with Mr Aurilia. Mr Castle seems to be at “super (special)” sub status.
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From the West Bend Paper
WEST BEND EAST GRAD TO START FOR MLB GIANTS TONIGHT
By JUDY STEFFES
judy@prepsonthenet.com
WEST BEND ā West Bend High School graduate Ryan Rohlinger received a call at midnight Tuesday from the San Francisco Giants and will step into a starting spot tonight making his Major League Baseball debut against the Houston Astros.
Rohlinger, a 2002 graduate of West Bend East High School, was drafted in the 21st round in 2005 by the St. Louis Cardinals. After completing his senior season at the University of Oklahoma he was picked in the 6th round by the Giants in 2006.
SOLID GLOVE AT THE HOT CORNER
High school baseball coach Doug Gonring has been keeping his eye on Rohlinger ever since he played for him from 1999 ā 2002. "Every morning, the first thing I check on the computer is how Ryan Rohlinger did and how Scott Roehl pitched for the Akron Aeros," said Gonring of another former player who is on his way to the bigs.
According to the San Francisco Giants web site, the teamās corner position with Jose Castillo had been struggling, especially from the plate where the third baseman is hitting .105.
Gonring received the call about Rohlinger at 5:45 a.m. "Iāve just been on the phone the whole morning and the whole thing gives me goose bumps," he said.
"Ryan is a very gifted ball player but his gifts were his intelligence; all his years being the youngest in the family pushed him to playing smart baseball when he was young," said Gonring noting Rohlinger also has good patience.
"He doesnāt make mistakes running and heās got a great glove." Gonring said the one area Rohlinger needed to improve was in the field.
"Everything is good except he doesnāt throw the ball as well as he potentially could and thatās something heāll have to work on. He has a good enough glove to do all that, itās just how he uses his arm and with age thatāll come," he said.
Rohlinger has a .296 batting average with seven home runs on the season.
The Giants are coming off a 12 ā 4 loss against the Astros last night.
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's like 47 things wrong with that article
My head hurts
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like a
proofreading test at a temp agency.
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*spit*
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry, dude
I just think it’s hilarious that the high school coach of our new starting 3rd baseman needs to work on his throwing.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bona fide .5-tool prospect
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry...
Getting better at throwing “comes with age”
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s true, my arm is superior now to when I was 7.
by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Original draft read:
WEST BEND HUMAN PERSON TO PLAY AMERICAN SPORT FOR MONEY I THINK
By JUDY STEFFES
judy@prepsonthenet.com
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doug Gonring is a absolute coaching legend in Wisconsin. If he says Ryan needs to improve his throwing he probably needs to improve his throwing. Gonring is the type of guy who believes you always have something you can improve on. His record of producing talent ball players is remarkable. He has had more kids drafted from West Bend East (6) then any other high school team times two in cold weather Wisconsin.
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
to clarify
I wasn’t poking fun at Gonring—I was poking fun at the fact that the Giants (apparently) have a starting 3rd baseman who needs to work on his throwing. That’s just sad/funny, but mostly sad.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know Castillo has been bad, but he hasn’t been that bad.
by Natto on Aug 13, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“According to the San Francisco Giants web site, the teamās corner position with Jose Castillo had been struggling, especially from the plate where the third baseman is hitting .105.”
My eyes, they burn! BURN!
by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This just in
Jose Castillo hitting .100 even in august.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My job involves reading obituary guestbook entries and screening them for content – that’s what I’m supposed to be doing right now instead of dicking around on MCC, actually – and I see sentences that look like that all the time. BUT NOT BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PAID TO WRITE FOR FUCK’S SAKE. Maybe journalism isn’t the best career choice for the functionally illiterate.
by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps it has something to do...
with the fact that they write for west bend.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A real example of such a guestbook entry
Well, part of one. This is part of what’s supposed to be a tribute to a recently dead guy, mind you:
“Knowing I had an older brother always gave me a sense of protection, even though I couldn’t stand you through most of my teen years because you always snitched on Debbie and I, resulting in whippings or restrictions.”
SO MOVING!!!
by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a whole file with things like this, except most are more fucked up. It’s up to like 200 pages.
by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe you can publish a book. What’s that one? “Eats shoots and leaves” or some such ?
by Merope on Aug 13, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE'S EVEN WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which Castillo are you watching?
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 13, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This one?
.100 .100 .100 .200
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think he meant the reputed .105 average. The article makes it sound like he’s hitting .105 on the season
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it sure seems that way
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, if you count all of the double plays as 0 for 2, then yeah.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what I learned from this article.
HS coach says our new 3rd baseman has no physical gifts, only intellectual ones and doesn’t throw the ball well. Jose Castillo is hitting .105, and the Giants got crushed by the Astros last night.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope this gets like 400 comments before it’s even official whether or not Rohlinger is being called up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We are exceptional at talking about nothing.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like KNBR for 45 minutes
Providing natural gas with every post
by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
out of every 30 minutes
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seinfeld Chronicles
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY GUYS THIS IS RY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RYAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RohlinInMySixFourEnger
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
winner!!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RohlinFLMAO
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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well now he has a good job in the City
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope he doesn’t lose one minute of sleep.
by chilibean_3 on Aug 13, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, you know, that next line can really strike a chord [ha-ha] for Giants fans…
...worryin ‘bout the way things might have been….
I think we’ve had entire fanposts on that topic
by Merope on Aug 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No he’s working for Bri-an
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe
West Bend has a paper.
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bat him clean-up
The silver lining in this could be the Giants find a diamond in the rough and thus could eliminate spending money on FA or trading for a 3b this winter.
by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hold your tongue young man!
We already have a 3b waiting in the wings for next year, and I know I don’t even have to say his name…
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you might. i have no idea who you are talking about. Frando?
Rafael Rodriguez: Pretty young!
by BrianBokake on Aug 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ummm..
Mr Olympia?
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
starts with..
a Schier …
and ends with a
holtz….
???
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ends with groug kicking your ass
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the story ends with Warren Wallace puttin’ ‘em in the wall
Providing natural gas with every post
by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Quest for 400 Comments
Dugout Chat names for all Giants starters?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does the Dugout even care about the Giants without Barry or do we have to make up our own?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Timmy, Matty, Sanchy, Kevvy and POS
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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JoseCastillo4hire
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I the only one who thinks Ochoa should wear #8?
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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is brilliant
More please
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why #8?
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh. duh
Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?
by NorCalGiant on Aug 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was #8 in highschool
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol The Ocho
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now thats what I am talking about!
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Aug 13, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Newsflash!
Jose Castillo hitting as bad as John Bowker in the second half!
.152 .222 .212 .434
.194 .194 .250 .444
Guess which is which??
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think to test for witches you are supposed to dunk them in water…
by Merope on Aug 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
correct
and if they drown, that means they’re innocent
and if they float, they’re guilty and you burn them at the stake
by Hac Man on Aug 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
in that case, I’m all for witch testing Castillo, and maybe a relief pitcher or two…
by Merope on Aug 13, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A is Bowker and B is Castillo
because I know Bowker walked a few times
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Winner!!!
Castillo, However, hasn’t walked ONCE since the ASG. Not even once!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, since Bowker just got two walks the other day, I’m guessing he’s not the guy whose BA and OBP are the same!
by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coincidentally
They have an identical # of PA’s.
Bowker has walked 6 times.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One last comparison
Castillo first half OPS+ 94.
Bowker: 106
So if Bowker is so overmatched he needs to go back to AAA, what does that say about Castillooooooo
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I don’t think there’s anyone who’s saying anything nice about Castillo these days. At least with Bowker, it’s mostly “He needs some low pressure ABs in AAA to get back on track.” With Castillo, it’s more like “ARRRRGH DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER”.
Even the “HE HITS DOUBLES!!” brigade has quieted down.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The doubles brigade used to make my eye twitch.
by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am taking full credit
As the OG Castillo hater.
I have the fanpost to prove it.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve been hating on Jose Castillo the whole year too! I don’t think I have said a single nice thing about him all year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I said some nice things about him for about a week, and then immediately regretted it.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I said some nice things about him, but it was only because I was trying to get laid. Wait…what?
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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’d hit it
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double Play Brigade
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I closed my BBR windows
Or else I would list just how many doubles he’s hit since the ASB.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I was like, “Whoa! 97 new comments! Something must have gone down.” I severely underestimated you guys.
by cheno on Aug 13, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
overestimated?
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
by SF Pete on Aug 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Van Halen reference?
I don’t get it
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bottom:
reply fail
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bottom fail
forgot to wear a belt today.
by Hac Man on Aug 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SO
Where is Ryan? And will he dump his GF?
by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also:
is she hot?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROHLINontheRiver: Hey
I heart Ryan!!!!: Hi darling!
ROHLINontheRiver: I got called up to the show, and I don’t think my cellie works in SF
I heart Ryan!!!!: OMG THAT’S SO GREAT!!!!
User ROHLINontheRiver has blocked you
I heart Ryan!!!!: .... hello…?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pwn3d even
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's gonna give her
Crazy Crabs?
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Win.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wisconsin
She’s gonna be sturdy.
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
She is from Oklahoma and she is a pretty attractive girl. Some idiots in Wisconsin think he is dating Chellsie Memmel the US gymnastics girls.
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+Ochoa
Madtown Bomber is all-knowing.
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF is wrong with those guys???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CHELLSIE MEMMEL IS WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE
by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pet name
Rohlinger calls her “Memmel Horse” right before jumping on her.
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
too much cheese
addles the brain
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sure Kuip would appreciate it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Terrible joke, but I think you should milk it for all it’s worth
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by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No whey.
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Aug 13, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how many of em is he dating??
c*ckblocker
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are two things that make Chellsie Memmel flip
ā gymnastics and a good book.
Through her charity "There is More than One Way to Flip," Chellsie plans to support literacy by putting books into the hands of less fortunate children in the Greater Milwaukee Area.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am not kidding when I say that some doosh bag called a radio show asking if Chellsie Memmel will fly back from China in time for the game in Houston. This is Milwaukee Sports Radio.
Yip Cabbage
by Madtown Bomber on Aug 13, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This thread has gone off the road faster than a truck driven by Fred Lewis!
by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I laughed, tho
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh man….....
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I lol’d and then I felt really bad about it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oof
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of Lewis, it was mentioned in a shitty Yahoo sports article I saw today that, while in the minors, he broke a pitcher’s skull with a line drive. Dude’s dangerous!
by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
was it Brad Ziegler?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would be an interesting connection
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a coincidence.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s like a superhero comic… the line drive to Ziegler’s head is what has turned him into SUPERPITCHER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG origin story
The Adventures of Zig and Flew.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn’t he try to kill a fan yesterday too?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I must have missed that, although I did see Rich Aurilia trying to kill a little girl in the stands not long after Lincecum got hurt.
by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Which is to say, he scared her by almost falling onto her going after a foul ball)
by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, he threw his bat into the stands.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
for those who are thinking, HUH?
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=lewis
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After reading how everyone cried over that article, I figured jokes about his driving would crash and burn.
Providing natural gas with every post
by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow....
bad bad
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 13, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:(
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can confirm…BOWKER has been sent down
by Chucknasty on Aug 13, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you pass him on 5 or something?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just heard it on Albuquerque Sports Talk Radio.
by xanthan on Aug 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some dude on the Giants forums:
It’s official !!! Just had a T.I. sighting @ Minute Maid Park. Yessssssss
take it for what it’s worth?
by ryanmiles on Aug 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well ya know
All those asian people look the same. It was probably Dave Roberts.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bahahahaha
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hinshaw too
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought he was Persian/Afgani.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
touches nose
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
according to the census, that makes folks like us (Grandfather’s name is Sukhan) white.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Census has a pretty weird and inconsistent history of defining racial groups.
by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to dig in on ethnicity and geopolitics once I get started at university and finally answer these questions.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they do.
But in this case they happen to agree with the ethnic group. Iranians/Afganis consider themselves caucasians.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hispanics are considered white according to the census, now they have under caucasian….other (hispanic)
by timmeh on Aug 13, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he meant this guy, dude

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So TI and Rohlinger are up with the big club?
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on Aug 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if you believe things from the internet/milwaukee sportstalk radio.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IF YOU CAN'T TRUST MILWAUKEE SPORTSTALK RADIO
Then who can you trust?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's "whom"
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they did break the Favre Story
and then ESPN took possession
by wilriv21 on Aug 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both TI and RohL can't be up
Unless someone besides Bowker goes down.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s weird. I just got an e-mail:
“Dear Grant,
In case you were wondering, this site has little to do with you anymore. Post your quasi-informational posts and stupid jokes if you still want to…or don’t. We’ll call you if we need a cat picture.
Sincerely,
This Thread”
by Grant on Aug 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This thread is all growns up
You need to set it free. If it comes back to you, it’s yours. If not, it never was.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know you've got a good blog
When you don’t even really need to write for it.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we need a cat picture:
stat!
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
We have our own quasi-informational posts and stupid jokes, and with time we’ll take out some information and make them even stupider!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 13, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HATE THIS THREAD. I AM LAUGHING IN MY CUBE AND PEOPLE THINK I AM WEIRD
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so much for KNBR being “THE Sports Leader”
by Merope on Aug 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Worldwide eater of shorts
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best Thread this year?
we need a poll.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This was good too: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/6/27/560321/so-when-do-we-get-real-and
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2nd best thread
AT BEST!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also the 3-page gameday thread in a rainout.
by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah that was awesome.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU GUYS I DONāT WANT TO TRADE FOR JOE CREDE
YOU GUYS I DONāT WANT TO TRADE FOR JOE CREDE
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also remember somebody doing a fanpost about how Matt Cain must be a wife beater, because (a) the team was deliberately not scoring for his starts because they hate him, and (b) some vague mention from a newspaper article about how he bickered with his girlfriend after a frustrating loss. That was pretty brilliant.
by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That thread was the most fun thing ever.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Aug 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We made it to 400+ comments, great job everyone!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it really? that is rediculous.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d like to thank my family, friends, and ESPECIALLY JR Towles for making this and all things possible
by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone needs to roll it! ROHLINGER OPEN THREAD 2: SON OF ROHLINGER!!!
by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHERE IS NATTO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this one's broken
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now we made it to 404!
...as in the error code.
by bgunn on Aug 13, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/8/13/592454/open-rohlinger-speculat
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, that was mean
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAMN YOU GOT ME
Saved by Netnanny
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RICK ROHLINGERED!
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AH THAT’S PERFECT FOR HIS DUGOUT NAME.
RICKROHLINGER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Winner!
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I predict we’ll see 3 or 4 new posters with variations on that name in the next few days.
by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he gets a hit or a HR or makes a nice play tonight, you can be sure that I’ll be posting “RICKROHL’D” in the gameday thread.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I expect credit
for anytime that happens. And if someone uses that as a name, it should say “TM AITI” after. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That can’t happen enough to me over the course of a day.
by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh No, which one do I go to?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS THREAD MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
by Evan on Aug 13, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
needs more cat pictures
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO
IT’S TOO DANGEROUS
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Laser Cats!
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there we go
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are all insane.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You can hang me in a bottle like a cat
Let the crows pick me clean but for my hat
Where the wailing of a baby
Meets the footsteps of the dead
We’re all mad here
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that off Alice?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it has that Alicey feel to it.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, duh.
What do you think it is, some top 40 garbage?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RUSH!@!@%@^!%$!@^RTUIWI !W#I! )!#
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good god, you are all nutbags....
I Like Pie
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Aug 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
after reading the first 1500 comments, I had to get my $0.02 in
Tommy Lasorda HATES GIANTSBOARD.COM
by merkin on Aug 13, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mass Hysteria!
Rohlinger, Sandoval, TI, OH MY!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And still no official word on the call up!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Media Fail
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we might need to use the bagg signal again
by ryanmiles on Aug 13, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gordon had to destroy it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEADLINES FROM DEFENDERS WEBSITE no kidding
Martinez gets long ball support
Brilliant Bump named pitcher of the week
adopter/sponsor of "Go, Antoan" Richardson
by foothillsfan on Aug 13, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Proper support is essential for anyone with long balls
Providing natural gas with every post
by Goofus on Aug 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, Nate Bump will be promoted to to replace the accidentially DFA’d Alex Hinshaw.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
amazing what our season has come to
either that or Hump Day has us all.
by Hac Man on Aug 13, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus… do we need a Rohlinger Called Up II, Hydro-Electric Bugaloo thread?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Darby?
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bowker?
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, so I’m not going to read all 500 comments in this thread. Can somebody catch me up?
Here’s what I saw before I had to just skip the rest: Aurilia + Winn to Rays for Something / Rohlinger, Ishikawa Called Up, Bowker Sent Down.
How much of this is confirmed?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
None of it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh….
Well, shit. 500 comments for nothing….
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How dare you insinuate that this fanpost was a waste of time for all involved!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, no no. I’ve come to the conclusion that any thread that goes over 300 before something ACTUALLY happens is perfectly worthwhile for all involved.
What I was getting at was the fact that I wasn’t one of those involved, so the implication is that it was a waste of time for me.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s what’s so beautiful about the thread.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
absolutely nothing
but it hasn’t been shot down either so we are taking that as it being confirmed!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ZERO!
Although, on Facebook Rohlinger’s girlfriend claims that he’s a major leaguer.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
future ex-girlfriend Chellsie Memmel
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the only thing confirmed is that tonight, the Giants are playing the Astros – in Houston
The rest is all just built on a tissue of rumors and lies.
by Merope on Aug 13, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
depends on your opinion of the authority of: Wikipedia/Facebook/Rohlinger’s gf who is in Beijing getting a silver medal/ESPN Insider rumors cribbed by other papers/a Wisconsin radio station that scoops KNBR on local sports news of relevance.
by Hac Man on Aug 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
shot down
that would consist of, say, Bob Evans sending a fax to Grant?
adopter/sponsor of "Go, Antoan" Richardson
by foothillsfan on Aug 13, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OFFICIAL
Huge, huge shift today. The Giants have a whole new corner infield. John Bowker and Steve Holm were optioned to Fresno and Jose Castillo was designated for assignment. Rohlinger, a third baseman, comes from Double-A Connecticut along with Sandoval, who can catch and play first base. Ishikawa was lighting it up at Triple-A Fresno. He switches spots with Bowker, who was hitting .154 since the All-Star break.
by superk1ng on Aug 13, 2008 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
by superk1ng on Aug 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
If you guys need me I’ll be in my car honking the horn and yelling USA USA USA
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE BAGG SIGNAL WORKED! http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2008/08/13/wholesale-roster-changes-rohlinger-ishikawa-sandoval-up/
by ryanmiles on Aug 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHOOOOOOOO!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not sure whether we rule or Baggerly does.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He most definitely rules, but I feel as though I should committ seppuku because he clearly has me beat on Giants minor league stuff.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MSM FTW
(j/k)
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Aug 13, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m one lost niche away from drinking myself to death in the bathtub.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CASTILLO DFA’D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by ryanmiles on Aug 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MOST INTRIGUING DFA EVER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this news deserves its own thread. Really.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rally Killer, we hardly knew ye.
by rightcenterfielder on Aug 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GREAT SUCCESS!!!!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Aug 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JUDY STEFFES!!
.105 at baseball!
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What does this mean for Bengie, I wonder?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that his backup has been replaced by another backup?
by Hac Man on Aug 13, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t really see them calling up Sandoval and then only playing him once a week.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes you can. We can all see that happening.
by chilibean_3 on Aug 13, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno, maybe it’s just that they actually DFA’d Castillo, but all of a sudden, I have a much higher estimation of the Giants current level of intelligence.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is totally the way I feel
DFA’ing castillo shows me that they have a fucking clue.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m guessing he’ll play some first also.
by chilibean_3 on Aug 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
correct. we can’t forget who’s in charge.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This! Why do we need Sandoval if he going to ride the pine??
by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poor Steve Holm, though. He keeps getting sent down despite doing competently in almost no playing time.
by jcb9 on Aug 13, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously. I wish we could trade Molina and keep our beloved Stephen R. Holm.
by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we like you Holmie! Come back soon!
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Aug 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mythbusters - Being sent down.
You have to suck to be sent down…. BUSTED!
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d feel bad for him, but he’ll be back in a few weeks anyway.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 13, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think somebody should make a new thread for the news
this thread has gone way off topic
by superk1ng on Aug 13, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Madtown Bomber should update the actual post with the full information.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also suggested that because this thread takes 10 minutes to loadf or me
shity internet
by superk1ng on Aug 13, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s why I’ve got this one open in a tab and I have no intention of closing it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, the Aurilia/Winn trade wasn’t true, which is a pity, but otherwise… Life couldn’t get better! yeah!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It still could be...
Best day ever!
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Aug 13, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best day or best day ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAAHAHAHAH
MADTOWN BOMBER FTW QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on Aug 13, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah cool, so they were just waiting for me to make it official.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, they couldn’t announce anything until you got here.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Aug 13, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Inflated self worth FTW
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m just saying… I show up, and then shortly after that the news becomes official.
That doesn’t sound like a coincidence to me, except in the very literal sense that the two things coincided.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do we need a separate howtheyscored signal? OR are you really Baggerly in disguise? HMM
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 13, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn’t complain.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 13, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool, but Sandoval needs to be playing everyday. What is he going to now?
by kingofthacove on Aug 13, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
catcher?
It’s not like Bengie Molina is a good hitter. Look at his OPS last 3 months, he hasn’t broken .700.
by superk1ng on Aug 13, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But we aren’t benching Molina while he’s still on the team.
by rotorueter on Aug 13, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's how it goes:
Madtown Bomber > Chellsie Memmel > Judy Steffes
Waiting for Spilman.
by dangjackson on Aug 13, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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