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Open Gameday Thread: The Remake

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I feel comfortable with a one run lead and our bullpen in Minute Maid, don't you?

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non injury thread

by CB30 on Aug 12, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Open Gameday Thread 3: Revenge of Threadageddon

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Aug 12, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nah

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Milo is not an attractive man

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i need pie.

where’s lars with pie?

Play Stonehenge!!!

by The Enchanter on Aug 12, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, not what i had in mind.
but my fault for not being specific enough.
. . .
at least it was berry, my favorite.

Play Stonehenge!!!

by The Enchanter on Aug 12, 2008 7:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

was it a line drive off Tim’s knee? im in san luis obispo and dont have mlb.tv can someone explained what happend and how bad it looked

"But if he's swinging at real flies, well, in that case there are two definite solutions: 1) Fresno 2) Ritalin." - howtheyscored

by CPGiant756 on Aug 12, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it was near his knee. He was able to walk around but he was limping.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The trainer practically had Tim by his jersey when he was going down the dugout steps.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 12, 2008 7:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tape him up, lets go

by wilriv21 on Aug 12, 2008 7:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

banned.

this is a non-injury thread.

Play Stonehenge!!!

by The Enchanter on Aug 12, 2008 7:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Adios Fantasy title.

damnit!

Okay, just so I understand it... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.

by bren on Aug 12, 2008 7:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I haven’t seen a post from Rhys yet. I’m worried.

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha ha ha

50-66

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 12, 2008 7:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm good

50-66

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 12, 2008 7:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WTF

How was that bobbled ball by Burriss NOT AN ERROR? RUINING TIMS ERA!!!!!

by superk1ng on Aug 12, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Homer scorekeepers piss me the fuck off.

That was really really NOT a hit off Burriss

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They changed the error on Burriss to a hit? WTF?

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 12, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that is a goddamn joke

that was all burriss how the fuck was that a hit?

by boonitez on Aug 12, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

please don’t blame Ausmus, hate Ausmus, but don’t blame him. That’s what the Bum’s fans do

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 12, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

blate

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no playerhate, cause anyone still believing they’re in postseason contention deserves no less.

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 12, 2008 7:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, we all blame kenshi-BANNED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what the hell is wrong with the Houston fans?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are they dolphins?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They suck, just like everything else in Houston. Next question about Houston, please.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 12, 2008 7:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait, they changed the ball in the 6th to a hit, not the one in the 3rd?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

general rule of thumb

when you’re insulting someone’s intelligence, better not misspell anything in the comment.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 7:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh Bowker.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, but he always looks like that.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Two walks!

Bowker has struggled but need I remind you of MARK SWEENEY and LANCE NIEKRO and DAMON MINOR…

Don’t make me stop this car!

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 12, 2008 7:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bowker isn’t much better than Mark Sweeney, Lance Niekro and Damon Minor right now. If he is at all.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All right then, Pouting Thomas!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Keep justifying it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also…. not so much this year, tbh. And not so much today either.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just sayin’ he’s K’d a few guys in his time.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 12, 2008 7:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

John Bowker

Swinging his way to Fresno

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ishi getting tonight off, I am sure he could be in Houston by the ninth

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 12, 2008 7:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

put aurilla on trade waviers, get rid of him

then call up T.I.

"But if he's swinging at real flies, well, in that case there are two definite solutions: 1) Fresno 2) Ritalin." - howtheyscored

by CPGiant756 on Aug 12, 2008 7:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Coincidence?

TI is not in the starting Fresno line-up tonight.

by wilriv21 on Aug 12, 2008 7:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

takes hope

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

First-pitch outs make Baby Jesus cry.

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

me too

50-66

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 12, 2008 7:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Babe Bowker:

Love the swing, hate the result.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 12, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

7th Inning Stretch

AKA “7th inning drink until you pass out because Tyler Walker is coming in to try and hold a one-run lead.”

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 12, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

usually so smashed by the 7th, fatboy is all I recognize anyway, and that usually means time to pass out

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 12, 2008 7:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gamers believe in explosions, detonations, donations, and anything else that ends in ions

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

abortions?

gamers are destroying our country!

by boonitez on Aug 12, 2008 7:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

george bush?

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 12, 2008 7:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2008 7:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don’t blame me, I voted for kodos

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2008 7:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Box score line

Giants 10 hits 3 Run
Astros 1 hit 2 runs

by superk1ng on Aug 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay, rolling my eyes at the Astros gameday post: “f there is a bright spot in the Giants organization… it’s Tim Lincecum…”

(a) ellipses abuse
(b) We may suck, but we have more than one bright spot in the entire organization, GEEZ.

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1) Lincecum
2) Cain (should be #3 at best!!!!!)
3) Sandoval
4) Bumgarner
5) Alderson
6) Ishikawa
7) Sanchez
8) Lewis
9) Villalona
...

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Noonan!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bourne seems to be their Velez: fast legs and a slow brain.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WRYYYYY are the Giants so fucking scared of Brad Ausmus??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He hit the moose in Durham, got a free steak

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 12, 2008 7:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if only Timmy had walked him…

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 7:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

;_;

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we don’t want to talk about

DEATH TO AUSMUS!

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IT’S BRAD AUSMUS!!! PUT IT ON A GODDAMN TEE!

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FTLOG IF YOU’RE FACING SOMEONE LIKE BRAD AUSMUS, THROW IT DOWN THE FUCKING MIDDLE THREE TIMES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BRUCE BOCHY LOVES DOUBLE SWITCHES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Windows Users...

File > Import>GIDP

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 12, 2008 7:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bowker out, Ishikawa in?

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 12, 2008 7:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bochy thought it was a Double Play, not a double switch

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 7:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Walker time

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OH BOY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Castillo sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT!!!

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2008 7:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think you might be onto something here.

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2008 7:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Penice

/fixed

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 12, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would yell “explode” at Walker, but I am guessing it already happened.

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

best part is when you’re seeing double he’s still one figure

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 12, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can't wait to hear Kuip call Travis ......

“Ishigawa”

Friggin’ Wisconsiner.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 12, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

with a lead?

Never mind, I know how you feel.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he needs it, man

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Soilent Green is made of Tyler Walker

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 12, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and yet there wasn’t much outrage when society was told

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does it taste like sweat and BBQ pringles?

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do it Loretta, I dare you.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 12, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL

All-time Winner.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BUT KRUK, THERE’S AN OPEN BASE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just DFA this fatass.

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“That’ll make a skipper scratch his head.”

Bochy: scratches his head

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Reggie Abercrombie: worst name in baseball.

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what!?!?

Tyler Walker doing bad? Bochey confused…

by boonitez on Aug 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, this is the least efficient bullpen management of the year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bochy

masterful management

by CB30 on Aug 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh shit Erstad

this light hitting punter owns walker

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thank god

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nah, DP on the way

by wilriv21 on Aug 12, 2008 7:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

now that the Special Agent is on the case, I feel better

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

crap

50-66

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love Bochy. WHAT WE NEED IS TYLER WALKER IN HIGH LEVERAGED SITUATIONS

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Giants offense

3 runs 10 hits
Good going!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rangers Offense

16 runs
19 hits

50-66

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 12, 2008 7:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

only 1 HR

go Ian Kinsler!

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great.

I hope we lose this game now.

Is that wrong?

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nah, I do it all the time this year. Fucking 2008 San Francisco Giants.

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2008 7:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Every terrible lose has to move us closer to a better manager, right?

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 12, 2008 7:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

operation strasburg

by CB30 on Aug 12, 2008 7:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BOCH MAKES AN ACTUALLY GOOD CHOICE!

50-66

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 12, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it cancels out

bringing him in the first place

by CB30 on Aug 12, 2008 7:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It would be pretty fucking sweet if Bochy did two double switches in one inning.

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING MANAGER

I bet he fucking double switches like two fucking times in one inning because he’s just fucking smart like that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Give Bochy credit

he didn’t wait for Walker to give up 5 consecutive hits before yanking him

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also, he can tie his shoes all by himself now.

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2008 7:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, I’m not praising Bochy, but he didn’t compound his previous mistake.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 7:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

me too

Walker has been crap since then.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t give a shit if he feeds homeless children, sacrifice him now please

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 12, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Never say an unkind word about somebody named Burnett. BEST NAME EVER!

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2008 7:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brilliant move taking out your long-relief guy Yabu after facing a couple batters a few innings back.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 12, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HE GAVE UP A BASERUNNER

Never mind that it was a groundball that should have been an out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Of all the nicknames we’ve come up with for Giants players, I think Special Agent is my favorite.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 12, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

agreed

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 12, 2008 7:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it hasn’t really stuck, but I’m ready to pin Captain Pickoff von IronGlove to Velez

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do it Erstad. End my pain.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 12, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kinky

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 12, 2008 7:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Might be a good thing he didn’t get that.

now that I’ve said that, he’s going to homer or something

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go Castillo!

get in the fucking way

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Giants defense tonight is giving me an idea for a superhero:

FAILMAN

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He has a cranium larger than most craniums, amirite?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Defense?

More like Pee-fense!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 12, 2008 7:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ochoa looks like Omar.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 12, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lincecum has left the ballpark, getting x-rays on his knee

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

D:

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DDDDDD:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

precautionary Tape the kid up and throw him back out there

by wilriv21 on Aug 12, 2008 7:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he just might reconsider going year-to-year on a contract

by wilriv21 on Aug 12, 2008 7:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They might find out he's bionic!!

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 12, 2008 7:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL Giants.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s like I can predict the future.

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that sucked

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

welp time for something else

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Aug 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SHIT

50-66

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What about all the Lincecum blown wins. gahhhh

by CB30 on Aug 12, 2008 7:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

none of those involved Lincecum going to the hospital for x-rays.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 7:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s what I was thinking. If he’s gone, so is any of my interest in this season.

by ololo3 on Aug 12, 2008 7:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nah

that cards game when cain had that no hitter and then we lost it when we had a 7-0 lead was worse…

by boonitez on Aug 12, 2008 7:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No

Every game until the end of the season, with Timmy on the DL, will be the worst game of the year.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 12, 2008 7:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We’ve had a lot of those.

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2008 7:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m gonna go shoot some mutants on PS3 or something. I’ve had enough.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 12, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's Madden Time

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 12, 2008 7:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ve moved on to watching Birraze Foods with Andrew Zimmern

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 12, 2008 7:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow I can't spell

Bizarre

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 12, 2008 7:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, good.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 12, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T FUCKING WALK FUCKING AUSMUS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 12, 2008 7:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

might just be reason #10345

by wilriv21 on Aug 12, 2008 7:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how does it feel?

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 12, 2008 7:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Your username + responding to this = yes!

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 12, 2008 7:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY? YOU SEEN WHAT HAPPENS?

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Aug 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fucking Brad Assmunch...

I could give a shit if he single-handedly wins this game for Houston. Hell, did anyone really care much about the final score after what Assmunch did to Timmy? The only way to win this one is if Timmy’s okay.

by ololo3 on Aug 12, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This game has gone so very, very wrong.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

like 3 Mile Island

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 12, 2008 7:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

More like the Bubonic plague.

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2008 7:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or like having the bubonic plague while trapped in 3 mile island.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2008 7:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and getting fucked in the ass by a stranger

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 7:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m out. Time to get some work done.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Aug 12, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Icing

on a pice of shit cake

by CB30 on Aug 12, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

/slits wrist

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 12, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CRUMBS

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 12, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That happened.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Didn't see that one coming...

at all

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And now it’s gotten a little bit worse.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Singing off….

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Aug 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whatcha gonna be singing?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Aug 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what song?

Cop Killer oughta’ do.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TIMMY, YOU NEED TO LAST 8 INNINGS

YOU KNOW THE DEAL.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Aug 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bochy took him out for no reason The kid is tough

by wilriv21 on Aug 12, 2008 7:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Perfect.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Aug 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What in the blue fuck?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, who’s bogarting the ben and jerrys?

by Merope on Aug 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And somewhere in the world, Bob Melvin breaths a sigh of relief.

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DFA everyone…except the obvious

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Welp, I’m done with this one. Jesus Christ.

by ololo3 on Aug 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

time to do J

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Might be a myth

but were we ahead this inning?

by CB30 on Aug 12, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can’t remember, it was such a long long time ago…

by Merope on Aug 12, 2008 7:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes! I knew that one!

by rotorueter on Aug 12, 2008 7:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah i know

i usually never get the trivia questions…

by boonitez on Aug 12, 2008 7:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RELIEVERS MUST HAVE DEFINED ROLES!!!!!

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2008 7:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how else will he learn to pitch in a pressure situation late in the game?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 7:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and committed his 16th error. Sixteen errors for a 2b? OUCH

by wilriv21 on Aug 12, 2008 7:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is he still sitting on 10 walks?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Aug 12, 2008 7:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

jponry is the Goddess of walks

by wilriv21 on Aug 12, 2008 7:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, walks are the only thing that are important for a ballplayer

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, we might lose.

by jcb9 on Aug 12, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Please, we've out hit them...were not done yet.....

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 12, 2008 7:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The power of JR Towles jesus-bands strike again.

Now I’m really out!

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Aug 12, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

this day officially BLOWS

"But if he's swinging at real flies, well, in that case there are two definite solutions: 1) Fresno 2) Ritalin." - howtheyscored

by CPGiant756 on Aug 12, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, vodka?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes, please.

crack the bottle over my head.

Play Stonehenge!!!

by The Enchanter on Aug 12, 2008 7:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I prefer grain alcohol.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Aug 12, 2008 7:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eh

Atleast theyre not blowing a lincecum win

by superk1ng on Aug 12, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

where’s that fuckin dog?

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs. Feed Doritos to the bears.

by TheBigLeBowker on Aug 12, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs