Open Gameday Thread, 8/12 Part 2: Threadaggedon
by kenshin1 on Aug 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT
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PrintThe thought of Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum spending the primes of their respective careers on a team that scores run like Natto scores chicks makes me sad inside.
edit: BRAD AUSMUS HAS STOLEN CHRISTMAS, HANNUKAH AND JOY. HE MUST DIE. What the hell, man.
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show off his veteran leadership clubhouse skills and savvy
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
“On a Burriss base hit, he would score.”
lol “a Burriss base hit” that’s a good one.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
he got it to the OF
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm cool
anyone else going to blizzcon?
by positiveuphemism on Aug 12, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
14-13 Boston
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
in the 2nd quarter
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
now tied 14-14
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
His Name: Disastro
he looks stoned
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like to meet the ad exec who thought of having skanks hit on an animated character named "Mr. O"
And then smack their face.
PROTIP
Walking Brad Ausmus = extremely not okay.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
YOU SONS OF BITCHES IF TIM IS HURT YOU FUCKERS ARE ALL DEAD
DEAD DO YOU HEAR ME
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
AMAZING LUCKY PLAY, BUT FUCK
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
take him out NOW
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
off Timmy's knee. he's out
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
caromed to Bowker for the out
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I was listening to the radio on the way home and wanted to stab him tonight
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
by Speedforthewin on Aug 12, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Shut him down NOW.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
I’m driving to Houston tonight. I need big scary men, firearms, and possibly shovels. I can fit three others in ym car. Four if you squish.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
I’m pretty sure you can find all that down there.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m in. the Astros pissed me off and they wouldn’t like me when i’m angry
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 12, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
AHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work. --Carlos Boozer
Can't get the win
Can’t get the loss. I’m out. Go ‘stros!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 12, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
15-14 Rangers
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 12, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
my fantasy team is going fucking nuts because of this game…lots of Rangers and Red Sox
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
um...
just how worried should i be?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 12, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
The worst part about this is I can’t change the channel till I get an update
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
I have to say – I’ve been knocking on wood all of this season with all of the “freak of nature talk” about Timmy. It’s screams to the karma bandits.
Hope it’s just a bad bruise.
"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean
by Smotheredinhugs on Aug 12, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, For Velez, I guess I'm okay with that.
But that is kinda a dumb move…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 12, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s so Lincecum can take out his anger on Burriss in the dugout
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 12, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Turn the volume off.
"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean
by Smotheredinhugs on Aug 12, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Sharksrog is the Tim Lincecum supporter the McCoven deserve but not the Lincecum supporter the McCoven need right now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
ROFL
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 12, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
the dark knight
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
by Speedforthewin on Aug 12, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
why keep playing
there’s no point
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
I’m glad I already ate
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
cuz I’d lose my appetite
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
they hit liners into the gap
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop SHOWING it!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 12, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
Pshhh, Yabu
WTF, where’s the triple play?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
u shouldve done it earlier in the game. now look what happened. i hope the guilt isnt killing you. it sure would kill me.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 12, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
lincecums knee for 40000 texans . which do u save first
by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 12, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
We don’t even want to watch the game anymore. Just switch to coverage of Lincecum in the locker room.
+1
let’s just rush all the medical personnel in Houston to him now
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
by Speedforthewin on Aug 12, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK THIS THREAD
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
Armathreadon
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
we need a new thread, this one is banned for all eternity
we need a new thread, this one is banned for all eternity
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 12, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh jesus, he will be fine
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
side of the knee
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on, you know it wouldn’t be McCovey Chronicles if there wasn’t general reactionary hysteria.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
this is not reactionary hysteria.
we are proactive in our hysteria, thank you very much.
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Aug 12, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
He's been down in a heap all year long.
And no one is being nice :)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 12, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
y so srs
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Geez, now Aurilia tried to kill a little girl in retaliation.
(I forgot to hit POST on this one a minute ago, oops)
Collateral damage?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
We had to destroy the little girl in order to save her
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 12, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
In case anyone was wondering why I think Houston is the Worst Fucking Place on Earth, you now have sufficient evidence.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
plus the fact that it is the End of the Universe
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 12, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Can ESPN please update its front page?
“Knuckleballer Charlie Zink has breathing room in his Red Sox debut, thanks to a 10-run first—six runs courtesy of two three-run homers by David Ortiz. Can Texas stop the insanity?”
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 12, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
Can Texas Stop the insanity?
No, but they can contribute to it!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 12, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
amputation
Jim Abbot the 2nd.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 12, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Well at least then we can get the bionic limbs installed and get closer to the Timinator.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
This makes no sense but I still loled.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
lawled?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
another reason to hate ralph.
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Aug 12, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I FEEL LIKE AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT
I WAS ON THE OTHER THREAD FOR, LIKE, 20 MINUTES SAYING THINGS LIKE “WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO” AND “THIS THREAD JUST DIED”. SHIT, THAT’S FUCK.
50-66
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.
i just went and read that
lol
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Aug 12, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm so worried about Timmih
Seriously, he’s the biggest reason why we watching Giants game… OMG, I really hope he’s okay.
Giants the never sunset.
because Cain is only our third…oh.
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 12, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone listening to Ralph on KNBR? Is he furious that they took out Timmy?
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
he’s in hawaii right now complaining that his shirley temple tastes weak.
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Aug 12, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
chirp, chirp
50-66
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.
BUT HE LOOKS LIKE OMAR VIZQUEL ON D!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
unfortunately, he is starting to look like Vizquel on O too
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 12, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
no win either, but he deserved it
50-66
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.
I KNEW WHAT IT WAS AND I CLICKED ANYWAY.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
GAAAA
stop messing with our emotions!!
by lincypoo i wuv u on Aug 12, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Asshole I totally clicked
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
uh-oh
Looking through this thread, I accidentally hit the “flag” button on Baron’s innocuous statement here. For any moderators out there, just ignore this.
by non sequitur on Aug 12, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
that was horrid
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
We all know that’s a trick. ESPN wouldn’t be that quick on story like this. Unless of course it’s Joba.
Manny's Dodgers teammates amused by misadventure
LOS ANGELES—From the day the Los Angeles Dodgers traded for Manny Ramirez, manager Joe Torre said his colorful left fielder wouldn’t be removed for a defensive replacement in the late innings…
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
Three plus innings of Giants relievers required. Strangely, I don’t feel good about this.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
speed and defense
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
2ND DUMB BAREHANDED PLAY TONIGHT
50-66
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.
do we really want to use Yabu for just one inning? wtf?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
What really pisses me off is that Timmy was pitching really well, he had struck out the last 4 batters and had a 1 hitter going. All ruined now.
50-66
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.
hit in the knee area by a batted ball, had to leave the game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Ah. That’s probably for the best. Can limit his innings that way, and no reason to have him pitching in a meaningless game after getting hit by a comebacker.
what ?
50-66
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.35 ERA.
I’m going to the Stanford/SJSU game! Just what Stanford needs, a team worse than they are.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
like USC and Cal?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz
I still have the text I sent to my friend who’s a huge Stanford fan. It just said LOL USC
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s such a worthless pitcher I mean my god look at him.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the lol, rhys, that was a good read
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 12, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions
Hinshaw’s cap brim might be larger than this ballpark’s roof.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
Is Hinshaw growing a Wilsonesque chin merkin? :/
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
So he’s allowed to call you Smelliot but I can’t call you vagina face?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Glad someone else on this board watches the show.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we’ve discussed it before and agreed that it’s later season decline was huge.
you can't block the Bocock
God no kidding. How awful.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah we did. I’ll watch the new season on ABC but I’m not expecting much.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 12, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I really hate it when you hit batters on 2 strike counts
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I’d rather get those worthless bastards out.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Hinshaw!
nasty
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
I’m sure all 35 A’s fans are at the game.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
actually, Gio Gonzalez is pitching against Scott Kazmir, so…it could be an interesting game.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Take note, rhys
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 12, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
finally
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 12, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
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