According to MLB Trade Rumors, the D-Bags have just acquired Adam Dunn, which hopefully will shoot them ahead of the Bums in the NL West "race."
Dunn pretty much balances out Manny going to LA, as he's sporting a line of .233/.373/.528 this year with 32 bombs.
Ugh. And now I need like 20 more words. Let's see if I have enough now. Nope, so I'll keep going like this until I have the correct number of words.