Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Dallas Cowboys Projects: Aston Whiteside

Gameday Thread III

Good going, Boch.

Comment 583 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

I just don’t get it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Completely inexcusable. The guy’s visibly gassed and in the middle of the order throwing what I think are his most pitches all season.

That’s exactly when you want to leave a guy in the game.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention, why would you pitch to Manny Ramirez there?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

With guys in scoring position in a 1 run game, just flat out STUPID.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a lefty on deck with a LHP warmed up just

DKASJ;ASLKJDSL;AJUEOPAWUIJA;LSKDJKLASMC

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The core issue is that Cain was left in, though. Any hitter would have teed off of Cain in that AB, and the result would have been worse because there would have been one more runner on base.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN WAS FINE THE DUMB MOVE WAS LETTING HIM PITCH TO A HITTER WHO HAS HIS FUCKING NUMBER.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN WAS NOT FINE HE WAS STRUGGLING DEEPLY WITH HIS CONTROL ALL INNING WHERE HE HADN’T BEEN BEFORE THAT’S NOT A GOOD SIGN THE LAST TIME I CHECKED

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAPS LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullshit. Pierre got out quickly. Kemp hit a check swing double that hit the line. Than Ethier was up (should have been walked). It got worse from there.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

walked intentionally that is.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain got behind in the count early to almost every batter he faced in the inning. He was making BAD location mistakes the whole time, and made his worst as the inning went on. He was gassed, and visibly so.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

has his number? It was the only hit that Manny got off of Cain all day.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love matt cain...

and BRUCE BOCHY MUST DIE!!!

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL

by Speedforthewin on Aug 10, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Fire the big headed motherfucker.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 10, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t wait to hear Damon Bruce after this game.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

But we’ll probably be stuck with that asshat who blows Barry Zito, in Urban. Ugh.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t do Sportsphone on weekends.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I didn’t think so. Lame.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I don’t get is why he goes to the trouble of warming up relief pitchers and then not using them in obvious situations?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

The whole thought-process makes no sense on multiple levels.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tricking the opposition!

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Photobucket

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I Want Willie Randolph

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

No you don’t. He’s terrible too.

Bobby V FTW!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants probably aren’t going to score off off the Dodgers bullpen.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

here is what will happen

the giants will send someone in there who will give up two runs. The Giants will then “rally” for two of their own, only to come up short. Cain will get the loss.

by joe t on Aug 10, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrong.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 10, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Want Willie Randolph

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

asked on the other side but not answered

do the radio guys get on Bochy for these awful managerial decisions?

by joe t on Aug 10, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

“That was the most predictable thing I’ve ever seen in my life.”

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer hit!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 10, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll settle for anyone but Bochy at this point

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL

by Speedforthewin on Aug 10, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

How about me?

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are your philosophies on pitching management? Roughly 25 word essay, plz.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont give up a lot of runs

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re considering your application. There are a number of qualified candidates. The good news for you is that none of them are currently on staff. Please wait by your phone for our call.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure, why not

just don’t leave Lincecum, Sanchez and Cain in past 120 pitches or against Manny and we’re good

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL

by Speedforthewin on Aug 10, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as it’s not Alou or Baker, iawtc.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks no more Felipe or Baker please.

Bring back Humm Baby!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost-80 managers RULE!

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get a hit please, Bowker.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 10, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 10, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

a HR by Bowker here would be nice.

Though it would not entirely diffuse my rage.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, this is a REALLY good time for Bowker not to suck.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I was gonna ask this but then Bochy blew the game for us.

Anyway, Bocock hasn’t played in a game since June 21. Is he hurt? Is he dead? Is he hiding in a basement somewhere? I hadn’t heard anything about him not playing.

Also lol John Bonker.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Bocock is on the DL. He has something wrong with him that the Giants attributed to tobacco use.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

For real? Wasn’t that Chulk last year?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah this story sounds a lot like Chulk.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly like Chulk.

So, uh… how is tobacco still allowed? It seems like something that screws with the circulatory system of athletes should not be a legal substance.

Not that tobacco would be particularly easy to ban… but, shit.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants should at least ban it as an organization.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since it clearly contributes to scary medical stuff, I think the clubs need to take a hard look at this.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

are there any specifics?

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL

by Speedforthewin on Aug 10, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bocock out for year

Triple-A shortstop Brian Bocock will miss the remainder of the season due to numbness caused by circulatory damage in his hand, club officials said. Bocock, who hasn’t played since June 21, is taking blood thinners and other medication to restore flow; the club suspects that heavy smokeless tobacco use contributed to the problem.

If the Giants don’t select Bocock to participate in the Arizona Fall League, he would be expected to take part in the club’s instructional camp in October, officials said.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well shit that’s no good.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was the next Mike Benjamin anyway. What really pissed me off was how poorly our training staff botched Lowry’s injuries. He has been hurt since 2006 and they wait a whole 2 years to finally do anything about it. Absolutely inexcusable and ridiculous.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although this makes me wonder if they’ll put Bocock on the 60 day DL to free up roster space if they need it.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why wouldn’t they?

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

because it’s the Giants and they can never do anything that makes sense?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

what’s with Giants players and getting this weird thing?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the new oblique strain.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also thanks for the info.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t do drugs!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 10, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

smokeless tobacco – What a Dumb ASS!!!

by Jakespaar on Aug 12, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that explains it. You’re not supposed to use tpbacco with your bocock.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn it, if Bowker gets on

there needs to be a pinch hitter for that mound of suck Jose Castillo.

by joe t on Aug 10, 2008 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry was just being nice.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Blech.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 10, 2008 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we please pinch hit Aurilia

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s come to that.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...

GIDP or a strikeout?

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 10, 2008 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm hoping for the K

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 10, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

When it comes to Scandinavia, he’s what’s cjookin!

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker has no discipline

he needs to go down and play every day against other 4 A players.

by joe t on Aug 10, 2008 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree. Bring up TI please.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe there actually is a guy named Bonker out there and BLB got confused.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 10, 2008 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Do something positive!

49-66

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 10, 2008 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn’t GIDP, so that’s a positive.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

My rage is building.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

let it out, it’s not healthy to keep it in

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL

by Speedforthewin on Aug 10, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feel better?

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

a little.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, Castillo

Synonymous

49-66

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Your subject is just two of the same word. Of course they’re synonymous.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Castillo since the all-star break

.212 / .212 / .273

And that was BEFORE today’s hat trick.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Intriguing

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

intriguing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has he, like, not walked at all?

by cheno on Aug 10, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

bingo

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL

by Speedforthewin on Aug 10, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would think you’d accidentally get walked once or twice…

by cheno on Aug 10, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has he ever made a comment when Castillo was at bat?

by cheno on Aug 10, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get on base, Burriss.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

i just turned it on

what did bochy do that everyone’s pissed at?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 10, 2008 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

You really don’t want to know.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Left Cain in way too long.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 10, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain was fine. Kemp got a little bloop double because Winn was shading so far over in right center.

And stupidly they let him pitch to BOTH Ethier (who owns Cain) and Manny (who owns everyone). Absolutely stupid.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be leaving him in too long.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 10, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain was VERY not fine. His control had gone so far south it was on vacation… or something wittier than that.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Left Cain in when he’d obviously lost it, leading to an utterly predictable 2-RBI double from Manny

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE DID BULLSHIT THAT’S WHAT

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Played Bochy Ball

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

126 Pitches for Cain...

Photobucket

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Aug 10, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Showed up for work.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 10, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

left Cain in to pitch the 7th: fine.

left him in against Andre Ethier who owns him after Kemp doubled even though Taschner was warmed up: >:(

left Cain in and didn’t walk Manny Ramirez with a base open, blowing the lead: ARAEASFJAS;LJ;LA

continued to leave Cain in to walk Loney (WTF why would you walk LONEY and not RAMIREZ) and pitch to Martin, ending up at like 130 pitches: JPONRY SMASH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 10, 2008 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This team and I are not really on speaking terms right now

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 10, 2008 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, you’re the one who decided to wake up from your nap.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I hadn't

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 10, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, Cain’s not back out there!? HE’S NOT MADE OF PORCELAIN, BOCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m especially pissed that Cain is going to lose and Billingsley is going to win AGAIN even though Cain was better for most of the game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Have faith.

or try to…

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m trying, it’s difficult with big head as the manager

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL

by Speedforthewin on Aug 10, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Faith is overrated. Have a slushie.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer Slurpee, but agree with the overall gist of this.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Icee is best.

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

too syrupy for my tastes.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

White Cherry Icee=best.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain was better for all of the game

Bowker and Castillo completely blew a none out first and third (Bowker needs to go down, and I’m not making a sexual reference) and they should have scored at least one more run there. Castillo’s shitty hitting all year is a running joke yet he still trots out there—there was a fucking reason he was waived, you know.

God damn all of these guys except Matt and Tim.

by joe t on Aug 10, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inning over

Let’s recapture the lead!

49-66

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 10, 2008 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

hey we did it yesterday! Just put in Broxton, LA!

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly my thoughts

49-66

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 10, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Troncoso stays in...

49-66

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 10, 2008 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

So, after we have Bochy assassinated, who should we hire to replace him?

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

we already went over this...me

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, sure, but we’ve got to at least pretend we’re considering other folks. Can’t look like nepotism and all.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i understand

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Matt Cain bobblehead.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 10, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. Having a giant head didn’t go so well the first time.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio Velez: pinch hitter.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez sucks.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 10, 2008 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

So much for having our first winning homestand.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 10, 2008 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I had something else I was really angry about but I just forgot what it was

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Using Velez as a pinch hitter AND then not having a pinch runner for Molina, perhaps?

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

B-Money

49-66

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 10, 2008 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Umm, why didn’t Molina pinch hit?

by cheno on Aug 10, 2008 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

too bad feliz still isnt a giant

or we could pinch run for molina here

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 10, 2008 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

or Shawn Estes

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

MONEY!

49-66

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 10, 2008 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

more great managing

PH for Holm then use BMoney as a PH so you can’t pinch run for Molina! Great managing Bochy.

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 10, 2008 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuo coming in

who’s gonna pinch run?

49-66

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 10, 2008 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Noah Lowry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

any fast pitchers?

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

no one

we don’t have anyone else to play catcher

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 10, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez

oh, no wait. he pinch hit for Holm…

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody, Bochy just took Holm out of the game. So EUGENIO FUCKING VELEZ could pinch hit. Can’t pull Molina now.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I’m only pissed about this because I’m already angry, but this strikes me as almost as stupid as a double switch in an AL game. WHAT THE FUCK BOCHY!?

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA THE IRONY OF A BOCHY COMMERCIAL WHERE HE SAYS SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CHANGE

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

"No matter how much you like a guy, sometimes you have to make a change"

Too bad Bochy didn’t listen to his own stupid fucking commercial.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully the Giants take heed to that advice and FIRE his fucking ass and replace him with Wotus.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck you, Bruce Bochy. You’re stupid, you’re ugly and your gamer commercial sucks.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I can tell that you’re angry. And I come bearing a message. Violence is not the answer.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

if I leave now, I can make it to the park before the game’s over and give Bochy a piece of my mind.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia looked like Jose Castillo that AB

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FUck you Kuo and your stupid little hop.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP PLAYING THIS GOD DAMNED LIFE IS A HIGHWAY COMMERCIAL FUCK

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Most testicular cancers are found by men themselves!

Bocock doesn’t even help.

Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.

by tk on Aug 10, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s a good bet that testicular cancer would be found by the people who touch their testicles more than anybody else.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have nothing intelligent to contribute

Hee hee balls.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

my thoughts exactly

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 10, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone can appreciate balls. It’s the rest of the thing that’s a deal-breaker.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But America is having a love affair with gasoline! And you can PAY AT THE PUMP OMG!!!!!!

Why do you hate America and our troops?

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And thinking about it…”Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long.” So basically, he wants to be alive all night? Not dying before morning = the soft bigotry of low expectations.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOVE AMERICA! BUY MOAR GAS AND BIG PENIS TRUCKS! USA USA USA

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

life is SO NOT a highway

it’s more like a back alley

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm … why am I still awake for this game?

Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.

by tk on Aug 10, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

After I missed the comeback in the 10th last night, I’m staying ‘til the bitter end this time.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

To join us in raging against Bruce Bochy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Battle of San Francisco. The cover features jpon holding up a board with a nail in it.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy mixes up two digits in the popular McC joke

and allows him to throw 190

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

901

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 10, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he won’t get out of the 5th

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ruh roh Carlos Lee has a broken finger. How tragic, he’ll miss the upcoming series.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

killed my fantasy team.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine too, but I love trying to recover from things like this. Really tests your skill as a fantasy person.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have like 20 outfielders. Lewis, Thames, Bay, McLouth, Bradley, Dunn, Ankiel. It’s a little ridiculous.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

not me

I like to dominate from the beginning.

Actually, my middle of the pack team is on the verge of rallying or fading and now I think I know which one will happen.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard he bit into by accident while eating a Giant hoagie.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm crunchy...

And then this face :O

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

why didnt lewis pinch hit

instead of velez?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 10, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

because Bruce Bochy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis sucks

Just ask InsideTheCokeBottle

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

InsideTheCokeBottle has been strangely quiet since Roberts came off the DL…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I was wrong about Pat Misch coauthoring that user.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, I was hoping Torre would take Kuo out and put in Broxton :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

goddammit, Aurilia, you’re as bad as Castillo.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

good thing we made kuo run.. he might suck next inning

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 10, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

One more thing driving me crazy about the way Bochy used PHs last inning

Now Molina’s catching on his day off. Because, you know, dude’s getting WAY MUCH REST.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Cliff Lee throws eight shut out innings (1 K). He’s actually going to win the Cy Young. Seems weird.

by cheno on Aug 10, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously

fuck this team

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

This team does not deserve to get laid.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARGH.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck!

this team blows

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 10, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I just made a fanpost about Bochy's suckness

I invite all to join and toss in their reasons for his sucktitude.

by joe t on Aug 10, 2008 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

oh for fuck sake

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 10, 2008 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what amazes me?

As far as I can tell, there’s no word for that red circle with the line through it. This is English: we have a word for everything. Like defenestration. And interrobang. But not that very commonly used symbol, somehow.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I interrobanged last night!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love interrobang

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its the fuckbrucebochy

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its the fuckbrucebochy

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

where the fuck did that miss?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

over the plate

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD Loney

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 10, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Hay guys so I’m looking at Ishikawa’s numbers for his last ten games and holy shit. .541 avg, 8 homers, 18 RBI. He has seven home runs in August. He hit that many in all of July!

Oh right, Giants suck.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

We have, what, 1 or 2 in August as a team?

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m ready to call up McCalin at this point. why the fuck not

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

*McClain

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a second, I thought you said you wanted to call up McCain.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/joke about the Giants signing old players

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

freddie and rowand?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 10, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have a bad feeling

we bring him up when he finally starts slumping and then everybody thinks he sucks going into next year

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 10, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He went 0 for 4 today. lol garbage.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure all that power fits into the speed and defense gamerball that the Giants are employing this season.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Beat LA strategy worked well yesterday, we should considering trying it today.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Good call. Much better than that “Tie Calcutta!” strategy I was working on.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Hit!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 10, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

i wonder how the Giants will manage to fuck this up

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey

a baserunner!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

i wonder how the Giants will manage to fuck this up

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy’s having a good game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

i wonder how the Giants will manage to fuck this up

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

GiDP

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 10, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LITP

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunt into triple paly

by CB30 on Aug 10, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

pop-up bunt

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s cause i’m wearing his Giants T shirt ;)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn interrobanged that.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It sucks that Kuo is a lefty and throws hard…because we can’t steal.

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

A Gamer Hit too!!

2 baserunners!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 10, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROWANANANANANANANDDDD! ...

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

hs gamered it up today

by CB30 on Aug 10, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

one great defensive play, but some bad angles, too.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

bunt time

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

If they get CVain off the hook for this

I will sacrifice a virgin to the baseball gods

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

CVain?

Cain

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

CVain= Matt Cain when he quits baseball to become an R&B singer with a vocoder

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

another close loss

and you’d open up a CVain, too

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodger bullpen: worse than crap on a stick lo these last two games.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 10, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

wait… does that mean they’re going to leave it to castillo?

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF VIZQUEL???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

good(ish) bunter

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why aren’t you bastards pinch hitting Lewis?

God DIAF all of you.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That bunion better be the size of goddamn Cleveland.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BITP

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

...lol :P what kind of baserunning would it take for that to happen? 3 bengie molinas? :D

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar Vizquel and Eugenio Velez: late-inning pinch hitters.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

RETIRE.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes preeeaaassee

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar FAIL!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

SRSLY?

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT THAT’S FUCK

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

best comment ever

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck? Why is Castill batting when Lewis is still on the bench

by superk1ng on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

....lol.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

You have to be kidding me…

by SFGAmsterdam on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

bLOLAke!!!!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

lololololololol

try as you will castillo.

by ryanmiles on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LMAOOOOOO

LOL BLAKE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Castillo tried REALLY hard to GIDP there. Gamer!

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously wtf

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

bring lewis in now… right??

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BRING UP LEWIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Castillo you lucky fuckhead shitnest!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

almost as lucky as walker getting the win last night.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Die already Omar.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he died over the offseason. Just doesn’t realize it yet.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAH

CASTILLO TRIED TO LOSE THERE BUT HE FAILED!!!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ha ha

awesome… i love that they have blake.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Castillo is crying on the inside that Blake ruined that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LULZZ!!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY BURRISS?

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Castillo tried to end it

but Blake let Jose off the hook

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

PUT IN LEWIS!!!!!

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG LEFTIE AGAINST LEFTIE?

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Lefty agaisnt Burriss

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON BURRISS
WALK OFF GRAND SLAM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll take 2 balks

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE IS LEWIS?!

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 10, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

AMEN!

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Lewis hurt again? That would explain why he came out last night and hasn’t come in yet…

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Kuip, I’m pretty sure Burriss could easily strike out here too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SPEED!!!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 10, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LEWIS CAN'T HIT LEFTIES

why does need further explanation?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Umm 4 for 4 against Randy Johnson says otherwise.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPEEEEEEED!!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SPEED!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME TIED

MATT OFF HOOK

I LOVE EVERYONE

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK GOD!

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe that the Giants just tied the game by the power of suck.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT, CASEY BLAKE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“It don’t take money, it don’t take fame. Don’t need no credit card to ride this train.”

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol scoring the tying run on a groundout.

Still love my boy.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

SPPPPEEEEEEDDDDD

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

i honestly don't care what happens now

it would be great to beat the Bums, but i’m not greedy

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

BEAT LA
BEAT LA
BEAT LA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez = Hero?

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers fail at turning the DP. And we sure tried.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

HAZZAH

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ? O NOES

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how loud the BEAT LA chants are on the radio… almost drowning out fleming’s commentary

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAH SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez hurt Russell Martin! DIE BUMS DIE!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Velez...

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 10, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Russell Martin hurt

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Broken neck plz.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Aug 10, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god...

Why is Velez hitting….

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Aug 10, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

we reeeeeeeeeealy have been trying to lose this inning

but the dodgers simply suck too much… unstoppable object etc…

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Aug 10, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Still no motherfucking Fred Lewis.

His foot better have fallen off or WTF.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE THROW, RussLOL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Martin is faking I bet, sneaky Canucks.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

can't be trusted

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio!

clap, clap, calp-clap-clap

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

WINNNAR@!!!!!!!!!!

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ!!!!!

VICTORY!!!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 10, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS > DODGERS..... GIANTS > KENT & RAMIREZ

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT DODGERRRRRRRRS

ASDLKAJLAJL;HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU’RE FUCKING KIDDING ME

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD

ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow..

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Aug 10, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, that is the saddest come-back 9th inning victory EVER. Dodgers FAIL!

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe that the Giants just won that game by the power of suck.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOWWWWWW

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 10, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ!!!!! (AND SHITTY DODGER D!)))

WE WIN, WE WIN, WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

they shoulda went with the broxter :)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean that’s what, 6 outs they botched!?

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Broken dodger spirits FTW

by CB30 on Aug 10, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I just screamed so loud that I scared the shit out of my wife

sorry, honey!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently,

deloreon’s wife = the internet.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE YOU, INTERNET!!!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more reason for her to hate us all!

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

last four hitters = no balls out of the infield… and we score 2… giants suck, dodgers suck more :D

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT BUMS!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 10, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK LA!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I love Tim leaping over the dugout fence.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Since they won two games in a row they’re going to Chuck E Cheese AND Dairy Queen. Of course hes excited!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did anyone's CSN go out during that last play?

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Aug 10, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t even get to enjoy it…

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Aug 10, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there was a glitch in the matrix during that last play. Which would explain your problems.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

EUGENIO VELEZ

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

THE POWER OF SUCK COMPELS YOU

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to point out that all of this started happening when you logged on…

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Eugenio had the big hit against the padres too.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

speed, that's what happened.

speed can overcome a lot, even stupid ass managers who have a large head because their ass is also on top of their shoulders.

by joe t on Aug 10, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

A winning homestand!!

for the first time in like a year!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Aug 10, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

how many games?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 10, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz, we’re 4-2 ;)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 series wins in a row! I'll take that ;)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Jose Offerman playing for the Dodgers again? That was FANTASTIC!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA
BEAT LA
BEAT LA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yesterday… Dodgers denied of 1st place.
Today.. Dodgers below 500…

Barry Bonds shows up.. two walkoffs vs dodgers… what a good weekend =)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANT WIN!

and take their first home-series win of the season

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Aug 10, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

*home-stand

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Aug 10, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 10, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Dancin!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm making a bold claim

These past 2 Giant wins/Dodger losses will begin a shame spiral for the Dodger franchise much like Barry’s home run and accompanying spin. Even though they;ll can Colletti after this season, they won’;t even sniff the postseason for another 6 years.

BANKED

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

beginning of a 20 game losing streak ;)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBVIOUSLY!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 10, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Second greatest game of the year!!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 10, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

AT BEST

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto's Foreshadow?

Natto wrote “Through the wickets” on one of the gameday threads, but there was no such play at the time. Can Natto see into the future?

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't wanna hear it.

Natto can see into the future!

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t get me wrong, he absolutely can. That just wasn’t a good example of it.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schadenfreude FTW!

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 10, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, they refrained from calling anyone a faggot retard this time. Classy!

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, check again, i think you’ll find that’s wrong

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Aug 10, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see lots of “gay,” but that’s an improvement after yesterday.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

We really do have a lot in common…

by cheno on Aug 10, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

Barry Lamar Bonds #25: LMAO

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Aug 10, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol that was my favorite

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 10, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very well said.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Fuck the dodgers. Fuck them. Fuck them in the ass.” – dochers

I guess there’s something there that we can all agree on.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy, I bet they’re going nuts on the Dodger gameday thread!!!

Oh, wait….two comments. One “First!” and one reply to that. FAIL.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

they all logged off in the 7th

by ryanmiles on Aug 10, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

bahahahahah

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they have to leave early because the site traffic is so bad.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh Randy, how so bland

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

y so boring?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

“idk my balls just fell in today” BWAHAHAHAHAHA

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Balls: still funny.

Back to you.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howie’s “SHIT THAT’S FUCK” post has to get partial credit for this win

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally SHIT THAT’S FUCK!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 10, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the new Rally Ibn Battuta!

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

this series makes us contenders, right?

by ryanmiles on Aug 10, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BUY BUY BUY

Can we get Durham back??

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

"my balls just fell today"

too bad he didnt say dropped

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 10, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Even Greg Papa thinks they should’ve walked Ramirez, by the way.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

well, then it HAS to be a good idea.

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Papa is functionally retarded!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing.

Casey Blake’s suck >>>>>>> Jose Castillo’s suck!

unreal

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that you’ve said that, Sabean’s totally gonna give Blake a huge four-year contract.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARRRGRRGG2Q33E09UQ309EUJACMD]W[Q

&(q#x%xe$q@#&^%q@#

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Scott was pumped when he crossed the plate.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

papa and fp

are making it sound like kuo blew a save.. he got 6 outs

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Aug 10, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, it is a blown save.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

he blew a 6-out save.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wait, I get what you’re saying.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, right duh.

And geez. Three straight blown double plays is even sadder than two straight game-ending balks.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow FP, NO SHIT THOSE LAST 3 OUTS WERE THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE GAME! Who ever would have guessed that!

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m offended that FP said the dodgers effort in the ninth looked like USA Soccer.

That’s an insult to the proud history of USA Soccer.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FP is a douche

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s an insult to the proud history of douches.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha “What does it feel like FP to hop with a bunch of grown men?”

FP – “AWEEESOME!”

Papa – “I bet you like that don’t you.”

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Look look imma Dodger fan

LULZ GHEY

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look look imma Dodger fan

LULZ GHEY

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA YOU LIK BOIZ O WAIT I FUKED IT UP!!!!!!

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha fag

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least I’m not some ass pirate in Gay Bay who cums in his shorts after 2 lucky wins against the Dodgers.

Class.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think if anybody ever says gay and San Francisco in the same sentence to my face I’m going to punch them in theirs.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d just make the following face at them:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, I guess it’s maybe too big.

http://i25.tinypic.com/2a0deno.jpg

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap, that one’s too small!

http://i25.justrightpic.com/2a0deno.jpg

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol I actually clicked on that link

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what sh… *is shot *

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Aug 10, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WE PUT PENISES IN OUR BUTTHOLES OMG!!!!!!!!!

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that’s lovely.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

fag who lieks manass eeewwewew

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved Kong as a kid!

Kingman was a Met during my formative baseball fan years. Great that he made it out last night.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Also a cool nickname. Was nice that he came back.

by Hobbes2d on Aug 10, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

EAT HUGE STINKY TURDS, DODGERS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I MISSED EVERYTHING IN THE NINTH INNING

BUT, OMFG, WHAT LUCK AND WHAT A GREAT LAST TWO DAYS. ROCK ON, LUCKGIANTS.

49-66

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.

by rhys on Aug 10, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Greg Papa:

Asshole

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Turn Kruk's mic on, plz

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

please??

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf, my CSN just froze.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, the HD channel just stopped, that was it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf, why so sad, Kuip?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s put a smile on that face!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was just waiting to make the “lol selling tickets” joke.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get that way sometimes when I want to make a joke but everybody else keeps talking. I’m all like :/ and then I get my chance and I’m all like :o

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I can’t hear you I’m talking to jpon.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

:/

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

he hates JT's shirt

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking WTF at JT’s shirt.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like a boy who wears Abercrombie and Fitch

Chinese food makes me sick

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the first time that song’s been referenced out here?

Could be.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

first and hopefully last

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Kuip forgets he is on TV sometimes. He just did the “headdesk” thing.

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ANd now he’s holding the microphone up to his nostrils.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh Kuip.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he can’t believe how bad JT is at this whole broadcasting thing

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, every time I’ve heard JT he’s been audibly better. He’s still not good yet, but today was by far the best I’ve heard him.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

sad :(

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's the random pauses that kill me

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, the whole bit about having the personality of a kumquat.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The random pauses are awful, but he is doing them less often. He’s starting to work on his inflection, too. He’s not nearly as monotone as he used to be (which is saying a lot since he’s still pretty monotone).

I’m happy to let him keep going as long as he keeps improving incrementally. Even if that means he’s this awful for a while.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave Flemming: Tim Lincecum’s kid brother

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, Kruk. ♥

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk

I want you to want me

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAL better than Rush

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAL=WAY

Cheap Trick >>>> Rush

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!!!!

WE’RE KRUK’S PLAYER OF THE GAME!!!!!!eleventwelve

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Can JT Snow be any dumber??

Give credit to Don Mattingly?? You think these players on the Dodgers’ became good fastball hitters because Mattingly became their hitting coach a couple of weeks ago??

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 10, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

he could be Jeff Kent

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry should become our batting coach

because with that logic, Eugenio Velez and Manny Burriss will start hitting splash homeruns

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 10, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARRRRGH

STAB FP

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I turned the TV off once the announcers portion of the post game show was over.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G was blathering at Cain.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Amy look like she’s lost a bunch of weight?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like I know even less after watching that interview with Matt Cain. Amy G, not good

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Amy G.

just compare her to the one we had last year

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 10, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taschner jumped a little after that last K

I hope Jeff Kent doesn’t get offended

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Aug 10, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

MANNY RAMIREZ IS NOT BARRY BONDS GREG PAPA YOU SHIT

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

ARRRRGH GREG PAPA.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT THAT'S FUCK

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahahahaha, I kind of liked Papa there.

FP’s like “BLAH BLAH YOU’D WALK THE WINNING RUN INTO SCORING POSITION”

and Papa’s like, “He scored anyway, you dumbshit.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

But that’s a bad argument. That’s like getting hit by a bus on the way to school, and someone saying “I told you that going to school was a bad idea”

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well true, but we were all saying walk him at the time anyway :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Hobbes will enthusiastically attest that I was against walking him from the beginning

by rotorueter on Aug 10, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

School sucks!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 10, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Baseball

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I love that we have about 10-times more post-game comments than the Dodgers get during any of their actual games. Win!

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you cum in your shorts reading, that you ass pirate?

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might have.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t lie. We all know you’re not wearing any shorts.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right. But I still hit them with tremendous precision.

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 10, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, tbf, the real big Dodgers online community is Dodgerthoughts and they got 597 comments.

Then again: LOL dodgers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 10, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But making fun of truebluela is fun.

by jcb9 on Aug 10, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

chickenfeed!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Aug 10, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve never seen “dodger” and “thoughts” in the same sentence

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread was hilarious

“FUCK YOU BOCHEY!!”
“VELEZ???? WTF??!”
“VELEZ!!!!!!!!! FTW!!!!!”

lol

by bondslegend on Aug 10, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

More Chinese dragons breathing fire. Good shit, American marketers.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Where was xeifrank this weekend?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM??!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Aug 10, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

56.78% chance that he wasn’t here.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it, Russle Martin entire Dodgers team.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Aug 10, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

you can all thank me later for haunting Kuo during that last inning – does anyone else think Velez got that hit by himself? We have some Angels in the Outfield going on here, except I was quite drunk during that last at-bat

by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 10, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS TWICE IN A ROW!

I need to start attending more games!

Some side notes:

- Lou Seal’s B-Day today. All the Bay Area mascots with our minor league mascots came out to celebrate. Crazy Crab brought out the cake and fell on it. Hence the rest of the mascots started throwing shit on him.

- Manny getting plunked was pretty loud from where I was sitting. Must be empty underneath all those dreds.

- WTF Bochy! You big headed f%ck! Stop leaving in Cain for 120+ f’in pitches!

- Castillo sucks donkey balls and Bowker needs to learn some plate discipline.

- F%UCK LA & F%CK THEIR ASS HAT FANS!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Aug 10, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to the SB Nation blog about San Francisco Giants.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

Buster_small
Photos of the Little Giants of San Jose

Recent FanPosts

White-sands-thumb_small
Regarding Territorial Rights
Honus_wagner4_small
Baseball America releases the slot bonus amounts for each pick in upcoming draft
Small
What's the news? The Giants have above average position players.
Small
Buster Posey, the 4 hole, and the bottom
California-state-flag_small
Melky Cabrera Contract Offer?
Small
Alternate Post Game Thread - Matt Cain's Batting Average
Myspoonistoobig_small
Craig Robinson's The Rotation in D3
Squarelogo_small
minor lines, 5/11/12
Indieangel_small
Baseball Rock Poster Art and music: Free!

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

Yahoo_full_count

Manager

174246766_ea2fd78204_small Grant Brisbee

Moderators

Sbzito_small Natto

Fawlty_small WalrusMan

Goofus_small Goofus

Howtheyscoredcat_small howtheyscored

Det_7193_small jponry

Authors

09_small JT Jordan

Small steve S

E6dmccicon_small Every6thDay