Gameday Thread III
Good going, Boch.
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Completely inexcusable. The guy’s visibly gassed and in the middle of the order throwing what I think are his most pitches all season.
That’s exactly when you want to leave a guy in the game.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to mention, why would you pitch to Manny Ramirez there?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
The core issue is that Cain was left in, though. Any hitter would have teed off of Cain in that AB, and the result would have been worse because there would have been one more runner on base.
CAIN WAS NOT FINE HE WAS STRUGGLING DEEPLY WITH HIS CONTROL ALL INNING WHERE HE HADN’T BEEN BEFORE THAT’S NOT A GOOD SIGN THE LAST TIME I CHECKED
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Bullshit. Pierre got out quickly. Kemp hit a check swing double that hit the line. Than Ethier was up (should have been walked). It got worse from there.
Cain got behind in the count early to almost every batter he faced in the inning. He was making BAD location mistakes the whole time, and made his worst as the inning went on. He was gassed, and visibly so.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I love matt cain...
and BRUCE BOCHY MUST DIE!!!
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What I don’t get is why he goes to the trouble of warming up relief pitchers and then not using them in obvious situations?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I Want Willie Randolph
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
here is what will happen
the giants will send someone in there who will give up two runs. The Giants will then “rally” for two of their own, only to come up short. Cain will get the loss.
wrong.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Aug 10, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I Want Willie Randolph
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
asked on the other side but not answered
do the radio guys get on Bochy for these awful managerial decisions?
I'll settle for anyone but Bochy at this point
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
How about me?
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
What are your philosophies on pitching management? Roughly 25 word essay, plz.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Dont give up a lot of runs
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
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My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
sure, why not
just don’t leave Lincecum, Sanchez and Cain in past 120 pitches or against Manny and we’re good
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 10, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
a HR by Bowker here would be nice.
Though it would not entirely diffuse my rage.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Well I was gonna ask this but then Bochy blew the game for us.
Anyway, Bocock hasn’t played in a game since June 21. Is he hurt? Is he dead? Is he hiding in a basement somewhere? I hadn’t heard anything about him not playing.
Also lol John Bonker.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah this story sounds a lot like Chulk.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly like Chulk.
So, uh… how is tobacco still allowed? It seems like something that screws with the circulatory system of athletes should not be a legal substance.
Not that tobacco would be particularly easy to ban… but, shit.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Since it clearly contributes to scary medical stuff, I think the clubs need to take a hard look at this.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
are there any specifics?
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 10, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Bocock out for yearTriple-A shortstop Brian Bocock will miss the remainder of the season due to numbness caused by circulatory damage in his hand, club officials said. Bocock, who hasn’t played since June 21, is taking blood thinners and other medication to restore flow; the club suspects that heavy smokeless tobacco use contributed to the problem.
If the Giants don’t select Bocock to participate in the Arizona Fall League, he would be expected to take part in the club’s instructional camp in October, officials said.
Well shit that’s no good.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He was the next Mike Benjamin anyway. What really pissed me off was how poorly our training staff botched Lowry’s injuries. He has been hurt since 2006 and they wait a whole 2 years to finally do anything about it. Absolutely inexcusable and ridiculous.
Although this makes me wonder if they’ll put Bocock on the 60 day DL to free up roster space if they need it.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
because it’s the Giants and they can never do anything that makes sense?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
D:
what’s with Giants players and getting this weird thing?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
It’s the new oblique strain.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Also thanks for the info.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, that explains it. You’re not supposed to use tpbacco with your bocock.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
God damn it, if Bowker gets on
there needs to be a pinch hitter for that mound of suck Jose Castillo.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
Do something positive!
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
let it out, it’s not healthy to keep it in
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 10, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Feel better?
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit, Castillo
Synonymous
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
Your subject is just two of the same word. Of course they’re synonymous.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I do not believe he has seen one non-strike today
it’s already a given he has no balls
bingo
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 10, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
i just turned it on
what did bochy do that everyone’s pissed at?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
Cain was fine. Kemp got a little bloop double because Winn was shading so far over in right center.
And stupidly they let him pitch to BOTH Ethier (who owns Cain) and Manny (who owns everyone). Absolutely stupid.
Cain was VERY not fine. His control had gone so far south it was on vacation… or something wittier than that.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
HE DID BULLSHIT THAT’S WHAT
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Played Bochy Ball
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
left Cain in to pitch the 7th: fine.
left him in against Andre Ethier who owns him after Kemp doubled even though Taschner was warmed up: >:(
left Cain in and didn’t walk Manny Ramirez with a base open, blowing the lead: ARAEASFJAS;LJ;LA
continued to leave Cain in to walk Loney (WTF why would you walk LONEY and not RAMIREZ) and pitch to Martin, ending up at like 130 pitches: JPONRY SMASH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I already took care of our Barbieri Quote for the day.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m especially pissed that Cain is going to lose and Billingsley is going to win AGAIN even though Cain was better for most of the game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Have faith.
or try to…
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m trying, it’s difficult with big head as the manager
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by Speedforthewin on Aug 10, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Faith is overrated. Have a slushie.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Icee is best.
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
White Cherry Icee=best.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain was better for all of the game
Bowker and Castillo completely blew a none out first and third (Bowker needs to go down, and I’m not making a sexual reference) and they should have scored at least one more run there. Castillo’s shitty hitting all year is a running joke yet he still trots out there—there was a fucking reason he was waived, you know.
God damn all of these guys except Matt and Tim.
Inning over
Let’s recapture the lead!
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
exactly my thoughts
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
Troncoso stays in...
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
we already went over this...me
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, sure, but we’ve got to at least pretend we’re considering other folks. Can’t look like nepotism and all.
i understand
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I had something else I was really angry about but I just forgot what it was
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
B-Money
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
too bad feliz still isnt a giant
or we could pinch run for molina here
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
or Shawn Estes
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
he pitched against the San Jose Giants yesterday I think
he got shelled.
MONEY!
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
more great managing
PH for Holm then use BMoney as a PH so you can’t pinch run for Molina! Great managing Bochy.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
Kuo coming in
who’s gonna pinch run?
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
any fast pitchers?
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez
oh, no wait. he pinch hit for Holm…
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
HA THE IRONY OF A BOCHY COMMERCIAL WHERE HE SAYS SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CHANGE
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
foreshadowing...
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
"No matter how much you like a guy, sometimes you have to make a change"
Too bad Bochy didn’t listen to his own stupid fucking commercial.
hopefully, the Brass is listening to it...
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck you, Bruce Bochy. You’re stupid, you’re ugly and your gamer commercial sucks.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I can tell that you’re angry. And I come bearing a message. Violence is not the answer.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
if I leave now, I can make it to the park before the game’s over and give Bochy a piece of my mind.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Aurilia looked like Jose Castillo that AB
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
FUck you Kuo and your stupid little hop.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
STOP PLAYING THIS GOD DAMNED LIFE IS A HIGHWAY COMMERCIAL FUCK
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Most testicular cancers are found by men themselves!
Bocock doesn’t even help.
Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.
by tk on Aug 10, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it’s a good bet that testicular cancer would be found by the people who touch their testicles more than anybody else.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I have nothing intelligent to contribute
Hee hee balls.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone can appreciate balls. It’s the rest of the thing that’s a deal-breaker.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
But America is having a love affair with gasoline! And you can PAY AT THE PUMP OMG!!!!!!
Why do you hate America and our troops?
LOVE AMERICA! BUY MOAR GAS AND BIG PENIS TRUCKS! USA USA USA
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
life is SO NOT a highway
it’s more like a back alley
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm … why am I still awake for this game?
Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.
To join us in raging against Bruce Bochy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
The Battle of San Francisco. The cover features jpon holding up a board with a nail in it.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
how may insurance runs to the Dodgers get in the 9th?
3
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy mixes up two digits in the popular McC joke
and allows him to throw 190
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
he won’t get out of the 5th
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Ruh roh Carlos Lee has a broken finger. How tragic, he’ll miss the upcoming series.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
killed my fantasy team.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine too, but I love trying to recover from things like this. Really tests your skill as a fantasy person.
not me
I like to dominate from the beginning.
Actually, my middle of the pack team is on the verge of rallying or fading and now I think I know which one will happen.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Mmm crunchy...
And then this face :O
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
tell us what you really think
don’t hold back
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
One more thing driving me crazy about the way Bochy used PHs last inning
Now Molina’s catching on his day off. Because, you know, dude’s getting WAY MUCH REST.
I just made a fanpost about Bochy's suckness
I invite all to join and toss in their reasons for his sucktitude.

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
You know what amazes me?
As far as I can tell, there’s no word for that red circle with the line through it. This is English: we have a word for everything. Like defenestration. And interrobang. But not that very commonly used symbol, somehow.
I interrobanged last night!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Its the fuckbrucebochy
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Its the fuckbrucebochy

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
over the plate
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Hay guys so I’m looking at Ishikawa’s numbers for his last ten games and holy shit. .541 avg, 8 homers, 18 RBI. He has seven home runs in August. He hit that many in all of July!
Oh right, Giants suck.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
i’m ready to call up McCalin at this point. why the fuck not
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
i have a bad feeling
we bring him up when he finally starts slumping and then everybody thinks he sucks going into next year
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
He went 0 for 4 today. lol garbage.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
not sure all that power fits into the speed and defense gamerball that the Giants are employing this season.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LITP
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It sucks that Kuo is a lefty and throws hard…because we can’t steal.
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
ROWANANANANANANANDDDD! ...
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
one great defensive play, but some bad angles, too.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
If they get CVain off the hook for this
I will sacrifice a virgin to the baseball gods
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
another close loss
and you’d open up a CVain, too
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Gillaspie, Grab a bat!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
Why aren’t you bastards pinch hitting Lewis?
God DIAF all of you.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
...lol :P what kind of baserunning would it take for that to happen? 3 bengie molinas? :D
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
SRSLY?
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
SHIT THAT’S FUCK
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
+1
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
Seriously wtf
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
BRING UP LEWIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
almost as lucky as walker getting the win last night.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
HAHAHAHAH
CASTILLO TRIED TO LOSE THERE BUT HE FAILED!!!
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
WHY BURRISS?
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
Castillo tried to end it
but Blake let Jose off the hook
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
PUT IN LEWIS!!!!!
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
Better than Lefty agaisnt Burriss
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll take 2 balks
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
WHERE IS LEWIS?!
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 10, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
AMEN!
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
LEWIS CAN'T HIT LEFTIES
why does need further explanation?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
THANK GOD!
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
I can’t believe that the Giants just tied the game by the power of suck.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
lol scoring the tying run on a groundout.
Still love my boy.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
i honestly don't care what happens now
it would be great to beat the Bums, but i’m not greedy
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Castillo would have GIDP
good going, Manny
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
suck it, Russell Martin
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions
to injure Russell Martin
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
we reeeeeeeeeealy have been trying to lose this inning
but the dodgers simply suck too much… unstoppable object etc…
Dodgers fans eat their young.
GIANTS > DODGERS..... GIANTS > KENT & RAMIREZ
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
FUCKING RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
OH MY FUCKING GOD
ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
VELEZ!!!!! (AND SHITTY DODGER D!)))
WE WIN, WE WIN, WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions
+1
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
I just screamed so loud that I scared the shit out of my wife
sorry, honey!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Apparently,
deloreon’s wife = the internet.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Tim leaping over the dugout fence.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Since they won two games in a row they’re going to Chuck E Cheese AND Dairy Queen. Of course hes excited!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Did anyone's CSN go out during that last play?
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Aug 10, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions
I didn’t even get to enjoy it…
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Aug 10, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I think there was a glitch in the matrix during that last play. Which would explain your problems.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
EUGENIO VELEZ
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Eugenio had the big hit against the padres too.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
speed, that's what happened.
speed can overcome a lot, even stupid ass managers who have a large head because their ass is also on top of their shoulders.
3 series wins in a row! I'll take that ;)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
Dancin!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm making a bold claim
These past 2 Giant wins/Dodger losses will begin a shame spiral for the Dodger franchise much like Barry’s home run and accompanying spin. Even though they;ll can Colletti after this season, they won’;t even sniff the postseason for another 6 years.
BANKED
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Or like, you know, Steve Finley's home run...
I’ll leave now.
beginning of a 20 game losing streak ;)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Natto's Foreshadow?
Natto wrote “Through the wickets” on one of the gameday threads, but there was no such play at the time. Can Natto see into the future?
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
I don't wanna hear it.
Natto can see into the future!
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.dodgerblues.com//fanforum/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?t=14966&start=72
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Schadenfreude FTW!
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 10, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL.
Barry Lamar Bonds #25: LMAO
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Very well said.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
“Fuck the dodgers. Fuck them. Fuck them in the ass.” – dochers
I guess there’s something there that we can all agree on.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Boy, I bet they’re going nuts on the Dodger gameday thread!!!
Oh, wait….two comments. One “First!” and one reply to that. FAIL.
Well, they have to leave early because the site traffic is so bad.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
y so boring?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Balls: still funny.
Back to you.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Howie’s “SHIT THAT’S FUCK” post has to get partial credit for this win
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
"my balls just fell today"
too bad he didnt say dropped
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
Amazing.
Casey Blake’s suck >>>>>>> Jose Castillo’s suck!
unreal
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
papa and fp
are making it sound like kuo blew a save.. he got 6 outs
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
I’m offended that FP said the dodgers effort in the ninth looked like USA Soccer.
That’s an insult to the proud history of USA Soccer.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Haha “What does it feel like FP to hop with a bunch of grown men?”
FP – “AWEEESOME!”
Papa – “I bet you like that don’t you.”
Look look imma Dodger fan
LULZ GHEY
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Look look imma Dodger fan
LULZ GHEY
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
haha fag
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
at least I’m not some ass pirate in Gay Bay who cums in his shorts after 2 lucky wins against the Dodgers.
Class.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I think if anybody ever says gay and San Francisco in the same sentence to my face I’m going to punch them in theirs.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d just make the following face at them:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Huh, I guess it’s maybe too big.
http://i25.tinypic.com/2a0deno.jpg
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Crap, that one’s too small!
http://i25.justrightpic.com/2a0deno.jpg
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh that’s lovely.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
fag who lieks manass eeewwewew
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I loved Kong as a kid!
Kingman was a Met during my formative baseball fan years. Great that he made it out last night.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I MISSED EVERYTHING IN THE NINTH INNING
BUT, OMFG, WHAT LUCK AND WHAT A GREAT LAST TWO DAYS. ROCK ON, LUCKGIANTS.
49-66
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
Let’s put a smile on that face!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
he was just waiting to make the “lol selling tickets” joke.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I get that way sometimes when I want to make a joke but everybody else keeps talking. I’m all like :/ and then I get my chance and I’m all like :o
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
What I can’t hear you I’m talking to jpon.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
:/
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just thinking WTF at JT’s shirt.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I like a boy who wears Abercrombie and Fitch
Chinese food makes me sick
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Is that the first time that song’s been referenced out here?
Could be.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Kuip forgets he is on TV sometimes. He just did the “headdesk” thing.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions
he can’t believe how bad JT is at this whole broadcasting thing
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Actually, every time I’ve heard JT he’s been audibly better. He’s still not good yet, but today was by far the best I’ve heard him.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
The random pauses are awful, but he is doing them less often. He’s starting to work on his inflection, too. He’s not nearly as monotone as he used to be (which is saying a lot since he’s still pretty monotone).
I’m happy to let him keep going as long as he keeps improving incrementally. Even if that means he’s this awful for a while.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk
I want you to want me
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY!!!!
WE’RE KRUK’S PLAYER OF THE GAME!!!!!!eleventwelve
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Can JT Snow be any dumber??
Give credit to Don Mattingly?? You think these players on the Dodgers’ became good fastball hitters because Mattingly became their hitting coach a couple of weeks ago??
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
Barry should become our batting coach
because with that logic, Eugenio Velez and Manny Burriss will start hitting splash homeruns
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
Yeah, I turned the TV off once the announcers portion of the post game show was over.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Amy G was blathering at Cain.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like I know even less after watching that interview with Matt Cain. Amy G, not good
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I like Amy G.
just compare her to the one we had last year
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
Taschner jumped a little after that last K
I hope Jeff Kent doesn’t get offended
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
MANNY RAMIREZ IS NOT BARRY BONDS GREG PAPA YOU SHIT
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Ahahahaha, I kind of liked Papa there.
FP’s like “BLAH BLAH YOU’D WALK THE WINNING RUN INTO SCORING POSITION”
and Papa’s like, “He scored anyway, you dumbshit.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
But that’s a bad argument. That’s like getting hit by a bus on the way to school, and someone saying “I told you that going to school was a bad idea”
Well true, but we were all saying walk him at the time anyway :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I love Baseball
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
I love that we have about 10-times more post-game comments than the Dodgers get during any of their actual games. Win!
http://www.dodgerblues.com//fanforum/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?p=264724#264724
my favorite so far
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I might have.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t lie. We all know you’re not wearing any shorts.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re right. But I still hit them with tremendous precision.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
well, tbf, the real big Dodgers online community is Dodgerthoughts and they got 597 comments.
Then again: LOL dodgers
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Where was xeifrank this weekend?
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM??!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
56.78% chance that he wasn’t here.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it, Russle Martin entire Dodgers team.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
you can all thank me later for haunting Kuo during that last inning – does anyone else think Velez got that hit by himself? We have some Angels in the Outfield going on here, except I was quite drunk during that last at-bat
by theghostofjasonellison on Aug 10, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
THIS IS TWICE IN A ROW!
I need to start attending more games!
Some side notes:
- Lou Seal’s B-Day today. All the Bay Area mascots with our minor league mascots came out to celebrate. Crazy Crab brought out the cake and fell on it. Hence the rest of the mascots started throwing shit on him.
- Manny getting plunked was pretty loud from where I was sitting. Must be empty underneath all those dreds.
- WTF Bochy! You big headed f%ck! Stop leaving in Cain for 120+ f’in pitches!
- Castillo sucks donkey balls and Bowker needs to learn some plate discipline.
- F%UCK LA & F%CK THEIR ASS HAT FANS!
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

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