Open Game Thread 8/10 part 2: The Threadocalypse
In a Sabean Vs Colletti head-to-head no holds barred matchup of who has the more ignominious trading history, I think Sabean wins by a nose. Of course, he has been doing this for longer and is probably nearing the end of his Giants tenure so.... I like Colletti's upside.
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Josh from Hollywood: User ID 28 FTW!
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 10, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s okay, Dan from NM has us both—User ID 25.
(Note to self: Kill Dan from NM asap)
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Aug 10, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That Stephen Jackson bobblehead is a pretty good likeness
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
didn’t you?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice AB for Randy so far.
Now that I’ve said that, he’s going to fail.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Not quite a regular here yet...
Scott?
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I caught that, lol
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHA
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I feel like im in the "in" crowd
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know if you guys listen to KNBR during games much… I have to cause I don’t have cable when I’m not off at school.. but what do you guys think about JT Snow’s commentary?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Kuip sounded awful when he first started too. He will learn. I think Aurilia will be a really good announcer if he so chooses to enter that field when he’s done playing.
Gamer hit and run!
well played, Sir!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
Castillo is definitely going to GIDP here.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
too late
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a lot to ask of him.
Start out slow….C’mon, Jose…suck less.
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we all know what Jose wants to do here.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
and he could only make 1 out at a time.
an improvement!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
he sucked less!
only one out!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
Chances of scoring, runner on 3rd, no outs
90 some percent.
chances of scoring, runner on third one out, 72%.
These guys fucking suck
AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
I’d like to see Bowker and Ishikawa switch places.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
NO ONE wins the Willie Mac Award this year.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
1st and 3rd with no runs.
That will place a festering cloud of suck over the rest of the ballgame.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
I can't believe how bad these guys are
this team would struggle scoring runs in the PCL
OMG CONOR GILLASPIE
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
Amy swooping in on a little Conor action.
RUN KID!! RUN!!
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
Hanging with mom and dad there.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
He is making a run for Amy’s lunch.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Im in LA, watching the Dodgers broadcast, what's going on?
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
thanks
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell me something I don’t know!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
On the radio broadcast, JT called Gillaspie a switch hitter and asked whether he was a natural left or right handed hitter. Dave had to bail him out. That was a facepalm moment.
Still in despair.
Mr. 3000!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I still can’t determine what that means.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
He had a microphone a speaker and a music setup and everything. It was realy quite spectacular.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Her name was Lola
She was a showgirl
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD BLAKE
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
we have high standards here for our K images, Natto.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Fun news
Yesterday, my 2-year old son said his first Fuck, immitating me. Though his sounds more like “Uh!” I was so proud.
(Thought of this now because I STFDed at Blake)
Your son is already on his way.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s also smart:
“Do you like the Giants, Matthew?”
(shakes head vigorously)
“But maybe they’ll be good by the time you’re a big boy!”
(shakes head vigorously)
This is a good time to raise a real hardcore Giant fan. If he can love this team, he can survive anything.
I was born in 1980, so I figure he and I are starting out with the Giants in similar states. So, we should be back in the World Series by 2015!
Kid has his head on straight.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
My good friends have a nearly six year old kid. I always feel terrible when I cuss around him and his mom tells me “nah don’t worry about it.” He was playing Pokemon last time I was over there and he called one of his creatures a son of a bitch.
I need to stop hanging around that kid.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Kids still play pokemon?
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Aug 10, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes the grownups let them play.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I never really understood the whole pokemon thing. I still don’t.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
There was a Tetris-like Pokemon puzzle game for the Nintendo 64 that was great. But otherwise, yeah.
Hell yes. That’s available on the Virtual Console now IIRC.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I enjoy it because it’s mindless fun. It’s like any dorky waste of time that’s fun like Magic The Gathering or stuff like that. It’s something you can enjoy with friends, or if you really want to, take it on competitively.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to wonder at what point does me playing the games become completely inexcusable. Maybe around seventh generation I can answer that question.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh please shut the fuck up blue. Fuck your balk.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
Hi all
Just checked in…
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Aug 10, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d be bitter about Dave Roberts starting but A) Fred could use a rest with the foot stuff and 2) he’s hitting.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
He is burning up
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
2-out rally....C'mon!
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
What’s the story there?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Wave em in Wendell! I loved that guy. And I hear he also has quite a mouth on him.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
ROBERTS WASN'T HUSTLING!
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
That was not very gamer
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
well they do say he's like omar ;)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
FT Winn!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
Randy Winn:
Professional hitter.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Aug 10, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
GAMER
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
I CALLED IT!
I said 2-out rally
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
I supported you...
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
I appreciated your support
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Quietly, in the recesses of my mind
I did not disagree
It’s all part of your outstanding achievement in the field of excellence.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
ROWAND
CHAD BILLINGSLEY, I AM NOT IMPRESSED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
you want it all but you can’t have it
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
2 out hits are awesome when your pitcher isn’t the one giving them up.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
true that
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
One of the reasons that Randy Winn is underappreciated:
.330/ .364/ .519 lifetime against the bums.
you can't block the Bocock
I will always love Winn for his Bondsesque performance upon his arrival. He owns the Padres too I think.
We have 8 hits, 3 walks and only 3 runs
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
I hate listening to Vin Scully
SOOOOO BOOORING
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
He is oh so subtly Bias.
I hate that he talks to himself. I want Kruk and Kuip.
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
or Dave and Jon
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
No FP
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
S-L-U-M-P
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
8 LOB in first 4 innings!
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
Party Pooper
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
wtf was with that slide out there Rowand?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
Bean him
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I love that pic
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
SON OF A BITCH
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
Damnation.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
Andre Ethier: Will get a hit after 98 straight curves.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
Stay calm, Matty
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
A Kent GIDP would be nice
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
Gamers take bad angles on base hits
and turn doubles into triples
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
I love Burriss at 2b.
Roberts and Winn need to keep this up so we can dump them before September 1st. Hopefully some playoff teams get a bunch of guys to go on the DL and come calling.
Could have been worse. Blame it a gamerishness
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
Inning over
Pads have put up a 15 spot so far on the Rockies
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
Too Many Cheetos!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Amy G...
did she say “Ryan Sabean”?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
Castillo may only be 27, but I think it’s apt to borrow a phrase from Casey Stengel here and say that all that means is that he’s got a good chance to be 29 in a couple of years.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
not if he keeps hitting like that.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
glad to be of service
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
fresh and squishy shit
Old is crumbly
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously...I'm listening to Vin Scully talk shit
about my Giants
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
That's WINNING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
This is a rebuilding team
with management doing a good job at drafting young talent, but not great with the free agent market and/or trades.
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Hearing Vin actually talk shit would be pretty hilarious.
“I understand that they all have tiny penii”
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Its subtle and sounds polite
but its shit
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Patience
Operation Ned hasn’t fully kicked in yet.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
that was a quick inning
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
Dudes, Isaac Hayes died. :(
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
So did Bernie Mac
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
That sucked too.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw
and Paul Newman’s probably going to be the third. :(
R.I.P.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Where did you see that?
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4650656a1860.html
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
SO SAD
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid is one of my favorite movies of all-time.
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude all the good ones are dying.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
These all happen in 3s
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Well...
When Heath Ledger died, so did Brad Renfro and another actor (cant remember the name)
A couple weeks ago, 3 people I knew died.
Now, Bernie Mac, Isaac Hayes, and soon Paul Newman.
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems unlikely that there is some sort of cosmic force killing three famous people at a time. Who were George Carlin’s other two?
I don't actually believe
that they all happen in 3’s. It’s just an odd coincidence I’ve noticed lately.
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
If I may quote what someone posted in the Bernie Mac guestbook my employer (legacy.com) hosts, “Y DO THE YOUNG ALWAYS DIE YOUNG?”
Well…
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
I dunno
I just found the pic online and added the “finish him”
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah it is. wow whatever game this is, graphics look decent
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
nooooooo
49-66
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
He should.
9 outs form our pen with a one run lead is asking for trouble
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
perhaps, but big head should have someone ready to go in case
Kemp and Ethier have hit Matt well
Super ouch
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha the 1993 Classic Giants game I watched the other night in the home opener against the Marlins, Mike Benjamin hit a 2 run homer. I laughed.
I really hope Paul Newman doesn’t die. He is my favorite. I still refuse to believe he has cancer. :(
That’s what she said!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Ochoa!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
2-out rally....C'mon!
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
Dwight?
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Ochoa
neither Manny nor Omar can do that.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
Someone please stab the wavers in the background
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
POWER
49-66
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
Just one a month. It’s all we ask.
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 10, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMN
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
LOB Tally:
9
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
Pierre
be afraid
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
God, seriously, just … fuck Matt Kemp and Andre Ethier.
And fuck that fan.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Wow that’s the shittiest (most shitty?) hit I’ve ever seen in my life.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
I like yours.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
GODDAMN KEMP
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
someone tell me what happened please
gameday is slow
why the fuck is Taschner warming
if they’re not going to bring him in vs the lefty?
Matt

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
stop posting that please, you're bad luck
that’s two walks that I’m blaming on you.
Ethier minimum of 7 pitches reaced
49-66
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
THAT WAS STRIKE 3
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
and put in Taschner?
it doesn’t make sense that big head left him in to face the lefty.
BAHAHAHAHA
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
please?
49-66
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
It'll be a UIBB
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
Oh goddamn it.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
NOOOO
49-66
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT, and is now sporting a gleaming 8.03 ERA.
FUCK
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
Fuckin' Bochy
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
Should have brought in Billy Sadler. He OWNS Manny
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
oh, now you do the int. walk thing
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
Things Bochy could do that would actually get him fired
1) Rape several puppies
2) Cut off Lincecum’s right arm with a paper cutter
3) Strangle Larry Baer’s children
4) ?
someone help me out here as I am not in the SF market
do the radio and tv guys get on Bochy for these awful decisions?
NO IDEA
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on Aug 10, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
HE IS ALREADY AT 123 PITCHES AND HE IS THROWING SHIT UP THERE.
WHY ARE YOU NOT TAKING HIM OUT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
because he’s a horse!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
GOD THIS JUST PISSES ME OFF. THERE IS NO FUCKING REASON FOR CAIN TO STILL BE IN THERE.
BRUCE BOCHY SHOULD BE FIRED RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
What, you mean 120+ pitches + visibly struggling where he hadn’t been previously + leaving him in the game against the heart of the order =/= responsible use?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Aug 10, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
hope this one works.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 10, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I still love you, Matt Cain.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 10, 2008 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
It's not Cain who's the problem
It’s Bochy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

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